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UNCLE SAM TO EMBARK ON A
WIRELESS VENTURE.
HAYS MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT
Weather, Marketa, Government Newt
and Other Matters of Inter
est Will Be Sent.
"Washington, D. C. Postmaster
General Hays announced tho embarka
tion of the government on tho devel
opment of a stupendous undertaking
In tho roalm of radio telephony.
Tho project is tho dlssomlnatlon of
weather and market reports and oth
er government information, news of
the day and other matters of Interest
to offices and homes throughout tho
country by tho radio telophono.
Involved In tho undertaking is tho
big question of tho control ot radio
telegraphy and tolophony by tho gov
ernment, to which Prosldont Harding
soon Is to direct the attontion ot con
gross as a result ot a study of tho
problom by an interdepartmental
board.
Soino of tho radio companies havo
asscrtod oxcluslyo proprietary rights
In cortain wavo longths of ether em
ployed in transmission, tho result of
.which would bo to debar other com
panies and tho government from using
suoh wavo longths. Ono of tho sug
gestions considered by tho interdepart
mental board is that the govornmont
should assume control of tho ether
and allocato tho radio concerns tho
various wavo lengths employed, of
which thoro nro about 150.
Tho systom ot disseminating govern
ment information by radio telephony
has boon worked out for Mr. Hays by
J. G. Edgorton, ot tho postofflce de
partment; W. A. Wheolor, of tho de
portment of agriculture), and II. 13.
Howoll, ot Omaha, an authority on
wiroloss. Mr. Hays announced that
Mr. Howoll is sailing for Europo on
Saturday to conduct an investigation
for tho govornment at his own oxponso
ot tho oporatlon ot a radio tolophono
systom in Borlin and ot a "telephone
nowspapor" In Budapest.
Mr. Howoll 1b republican national
committeeman fronf Nobraskn, and is
reported to bo u prospective candidate
for tho sonato to su'cceod Senator
Hitchcock.
With tho syatoin plunncd by Mr,
Hays in oporatlon tho farmer who in
stalled tho roqulslto receiving appara
tus, now costing about $100, wolild
rocolvo on lifs farm tho market, llvo
stock, woathor and other govornmont
information dissomlnatod from Wash
ington at flxod times during Uio day.
It la plannod to havo tho country dot
ted with transmitting stations having
a radius ot trnnmlsslon of 200 miles,
from which tho business man at his
office, tho Xarmer on his farm and
tho urbanlto in his homo would ro
colvo tho messagos.
Tho transmitting stations would ro
colvo tho Information broadcasted by
wiroloss from Washington.
Los Angeles Train Robbed.
gait Lako, Utah. Tho Los Angeles
Limited, No. 7, ot tho Union Pacific
aystom, was hold up by two masked
and armed robbers noar Clearfield,
nine inlloa south of Ogdon, whllo on
tho way from Ogdon to Salt Lake
All tho mulo passongors wore robbed.
Tho train" was stopped by an auto
matic block signal, Tho two robbers
boarded tho train and commanded
ovoryono in tho observation car to
hold up their hands. Whllo onq gath
ered tho loot In tho observation car,
tho other prococded to tho othor cars.
Tho oxuet amount taken is not known.
Polo-Llthuanlan Dispute Settled.
Gonovu. Tho dlsputo botwoon Po
land and Lithuania regarding Vllun
was Bottlod by the roprosoutntlvos of
tho two countries horo. Thoy agroed
that thoro should bo two Llthuanlas,
ono tho district of Kovno, which shall
bo independent, and tho othor Vilnn,
lu which tho Polos will suporviso tho
administration.
Forest Fires In Montana.
Missoula, Mout. Contlnuod hot
weather and high winds are dally add
ing to tho forest tiro menaco in dis
trict No. 1 of tho forest service in
Montana. Many fires aro reported to
bo boyond control.
Blast Kills Eleven Miners.
HnrrlBburg, III. Eiovon minors
wore killed and six others woro gassed
whon u dynamite blast opened an old
mine shaft, releasing "black damp," u
poisonous gas.
I. W. W. Invaders Corralled.
Langdon, N. I). Citizens had 75
members of tho I. W. W. under closo
guard to provcut an attompt to ro
leaso fivo ot tholr number hold In tho
county Jail. Tho I W. W.'s cumo into
town on a froight train from Lnrri
moro and woro promptly surrounded.
Thoy woro quatured In tho city hall
nil night. Thoy woro tho repinnnt of
a mob of 200 I. W. W. who formed at
Larrlmoro and threatened to "wlpo
out" Langdon. No trouble was antici
pated. Most ot tho men arc itlnomut
harvesters.
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SEVEN ARE SLAIN; MANY
ARE INJURED IN BELFAST
Little Girl, Aged Five Killed by Bul
let When 8he 8trayB
from Home.
Belfast. Desperate rioting occurred
In north Belfast following a night of
sharp hostilities. The trouble was re
newed when several men and women
wcro woundf-u by snipors while on
their way to work. Military patrols
In armored cars restored order, but
uncontrollablo fighting broke out, sev
eral persons being killed, nmong them
a little girl aged 5, who was struck by
a bullet when she strayed from her
homo.
Whon tho police separated the com
battants thoy 'took to tho roofs, using
chimneys as shelters for shooting at
persons on the streets. In north
Quoon strcot and Duncalm gardens
the rioters erected sandbag barricades
behind which thoy fired at tho oppos
ing faction. All traffic in tho zono
was stopped aftor a passenger on a
stroot car and a horso had been shot.
Tho police wore hampered in their
offorts to rostoro ardor by women and
children who persisted in congregat
ing at tho stroot corners. At ono timo
tho dischargo ot bullets was so heavy
that it rosomblcd a shower of hail
and tho police, powerless, had to re
tront until thoy secured reinforce
ments. Military patrols In armored cars re
stored tomporary quiot In tho various
affectad zonou, hut as soon as they
loft any spot tho snipers becume ac
tive ngain.
Tho supply of munitions, including
bombs, scorns inexhaustible. There
havo boon ropeated attempts at In
condiarlsm by tho opposing factions.
Tho casualties Included soveil killed
and scores wounded.
U. 8, After Movie Trust.
Washington. Action against an al
leged "movie trust" has boon docided
upon by tho federal trado commission,
it was loarnod authoritatively. Pa-
papers will bo Issued citing tho Famous
Playors-Lasky company for alleged vi
olation of tho federal trado act, pro
hibiting unfair practlcos and tho anti
trust law. The complaint, it was
learned, will chnrgo violation ot section
7 of' tho fodoral trado net and section
5 ot tho anti-trust law.
Search of ZR-2 Wreck Ending.
Hull, En g. Virtually all of tho
wrockago of tho ZK-2, which foil Into
tho Humbor river last wook, has now
boon rnlsod, according to Sir Fred
erick Young, salvago oxport. Hope
was still oxpressed that tho majority
ot the bodies of tho airmen who lost
tholr llvos In tho uccldont, would bo
rocovorod. Tho body of Quartermas
ter Sorgoant Greener, of tho royal nlr
forco, wnB washed ashoro In tho river
near Brough, six miles west ot Hull,
Loan Issue Up to U. S.
Washington Tho tBritlsh govorn
ment has Informally advised tho Unit
ed States that whon negotiations for
tho payment of Its war debt aro ro
sumod it will Insist uiku a gonoral
adjustment of tho lntor-allled lndobt
odnoss ns tho basis for a final settle
ment, It was loarnod authoritatively.
Greeks Deny Turk Victoria.
Athons. Itoports thnt Qrook troops
ongagod lu tho otfonslvo against tho
Turkish nationalists In As If. Minor
havo sufforod a rovorso aro doniod in
nu official Btatomont Issued horo. It
Is doclurod, howovor, that tho battle
along the Sukarla river Is continuing
with vlolenco.
Hungary Pence Treaty Signed.
Budapest. Tho treaty of peaco bo
tweon tho United StntoB and Hungary
was signed hero by Foreign MInlstor
Ilanffy and Grant Smith, United Stntos
commissioner.
500 000 Idle in New York.
Now York. Estimates ot unemploy
ment in Now York city from two
sourcob familiar with tho problom,
placed tho tlguro at 500,000. John
Sullivan, prosldont of tho Contral
Trados assombly. nnd a member of
Mayor Jlylan's committee that is
studying conditions, said tho number
of idlo was steadily growing. MnJ.
Kdward Undorwood, of tho Salvation
Army, lu charge of hooIuI work In this
city, who also hao boon making ob
servations, JMid that Mr. Sullivan fig
uros chocked up with his.
CALL FOR TROOPS IN THE
W. VA. COAL MINE FIELDS
Executive Declares Outlaw Organiza
tions Continue to Defy Au
thority of State.
Charleston. Boltoratlng that 'largo
forces aro again leaving tho Cabin
creek district for the Lognn border,
Gov. B. F. Morgan sent the following
Btatomont to Washington, addressing
it to both President Harding and Sec
retary of War Weeks:
"Gen. Bandholtz left horo Saturday.
At that time armed men in Paint, Cab
in and Lons creeks and Big Coal rlv
er fields woro dispersing. On Little
Coal river, in tho vicinity of Sharpies,
Clothier, Blair and Madison armed
men in excess of 1,500 havo refused
to disperse when requested by repre
sentatives of federal and state govern
ments. "On Saturday night near Sharpies
armed patrol attacked body ot state
police, which returned tiro and killed
three men. These armed bodies have
also captured flvo Logan county peaco
officers and are holding them as pris
oners. "Wo havo Information that several
hundred men from coal fields of other
states aro gathorod with theso Insur
rectionists In tho Little Coal river sec
tion and wo aro in possession of tho
nnmos of tho leaders, who como from
Illinois, Kentucky and Ohio. This
oloment has threatened the lives of
officers of tho United Mine Worker
of this district, who havo asked them
to dlsporso.
"Adjt. Gen. Charnock has Just ro
turned from tho vicinity of Sharpies,
whero ho commanded tho insurrec
tlonlsts to dlsporso, but they havo re
fused and aro maintaining armed pa
trols on tho roads and havo solzert
passenger trains on tho Chesapeake
and Ohio railroad to transport rein
force -rents to tholr camps. Thoy havo
cut telephone wires and refused to
allow tholr replacement, and they con
tinue to defy constituted authority.
"Largo forces aro again leaving Cab
in creek district for tho Logan border
and havo destroyed all communica
tions on that creek.
"Tho men now assembled in Logan
from McDowell, Mingo and Logan
counties to resist tho Invasion would
bo utterly unable to repel tho attack.
"Because of the immediate danger
of great loss of life If thoro is a clash
botweon tho Logan officers and citi
zens and tho armed insurrectionists,
and bolleving it is my duty to seek
protection for tho llvos and property
ot our cltlzons, I most respectfully re
now my requost for federal troops to
be sent forthwith to Wost Virginia for
tho purpose of quelling tho insurrec
tion and disarming those engaged in
it. Delay, In my opinion, will prove
most disastrous."
Armed mon from tho Paint crook
and Cabin creek coal Holds are rcas
sombling at Marmot and at othor
points nlong Lons crook botwoon tho
Kanawha rlvor and Madison in largo
numbers, according to reports recolved
at tho office at tho govornor.
Thoy includo many of tho mon
turned buck by C. F. Kconoy, of Dis
trict 17, United Mine Workers, and
Brig. Gen. II. II. Bandholtz, several
days ago, and thoy oxpressed tholr in
tention to again tnko up tho march to
ward tho Logan county lino, tho gov
ernor's offlco was Informed.
Mushroom for Harding,
Chicago. Violet and Hazel Shrodor
think Prosldont Harding needs a
chango of diot. Thoy aro going to
sond him n mushroom weighing throo
pounds and 15 ounces, grown by tholt
father.
Opposed to Ku Klux Klan.
Clcvoland, O. City Council wont
on record as bolng unaltorably op
posed to tho organization of the ku
klux klan horo.
Foil Attempted to Destroy Grandstand
Sioux City, la. -What was believed
to havo boon an attempt to destroy
tho grandstand at tho Intorstato Fair
groundB was discovered by tho watch
man, who found two Jugs of gasollna
and a pile of wood shavings in ono
corner ot tho grandstand.
Sinn Fein Reply to Britain.
Dublin. Tho Sinn Fein cabinet ha
decided upon a reply to Lloyd Goorgo's
iatost noto, in which it agrees lu fur
ther conservations between Irish lead
era and British cablnot lu London.
CDRNHUSKER ITEMS
News of All Kinds Gathered From
Various Points Throughout
Nebraska.
The homo of Charles Zlnk, In nn
exclusive residence district of Lincoln,
Was partly wrecked by an explosion,
the result, Chief of Police Johnstone
suys, of a bomb placed, he believes,
by design close to the foundation of
the house. The explosion wrecked the
west wnll of the basement uml raised
the house from Its foundation, broke
gas pipes In two nnd wrecked the fur
nace. Mr. und Mrs. Zlnk were asleep
In a room almost directly nbove where
lite foundation was blown out, but
neither was Injured. The explosion
was so loud thut it was heard a mile
away and aroused the neighborhood
for blocks nround.
Dr. II. P. Wokesser and J. J. Stroh
of Lincoln are in Washington to con
fer with Secretary of Commerce
Hoover over means for the relief of
their friends und relatives In tho val
ley of the Voga Itlver, Kussin.
Tho new receiving building for the
state hospital for the Insane at Hast
ings which has been under construction
for n year and n half Is now com
pleted. It Is equipped with a surgery
and hydrotherapy department, and will
house 125 patients.
With payment of tnxes slow and
little revenue in the stute treasury
promised In the near future, D. 1?.
Cropsey, stute treasurer, lu u letter
to Governor McKelvlc forecasted the
possible need of registering state war
rants nnd paying interest until tlje
treasury Is repleted. He nlso recom
mended tho utmost economy lu the
handling of various state Institutions
during the lean months and suggested
curtailment of public road work.
The citizens of Dentdn and surround
ing territory are petitioning the post
master general to cause the present
rural route of Denton to be revised and
another route Inld out. This Is with a
view of giving rural carrier service to
all the patrons In the contiguous ter
ritory. Thoy say that some of them
not now served by rural route have
no better service than that afforded
forty years ngo. The proposed plan
will make two routes of thlrty-onn
miles each. A territory of Denton Is
now unserved.
William Gray, a farmer residing
twelve miles north of Callaway,
threshed a Held of rosen rye which
yielded forty-one bushels per acre.
This is one of the highest yields of
rye thnt has ever been threshed In
Custer county.
Attendance at the Custer county fair
this year mnde n new record, when
more than twenty thousand people
passed thru tho gates. Hundreds ot
auto loads of visitors came from fifty
to seventy-five miles to view the show,
nnd tho grounds this year were Inade
quate to take cure of the people.
The third Stute Convention of the
American Legion, Nebraska depart
ment, will be held in Fremont, Sep
tember W, ao nnd October 1. In
duced rates from all points In Ne
braska hns been granted.
Ed Voos, who was working on a
ranch ten miles southwest of Ains
worfli, died ns the result of injuries
suffered when he was thrown from n
mower which he was operating by n
runaway team.
The steam boiler which supplies
p6wer for drilling nt the Beattio oil
well, located n few miles from here,
exploded. Ben Cameron, a tool
dresser, was badly scalded.
Tho Scribner Agriculture Society
will hold their nnuunl fair this year,
September 14, IS and 10. Secretary
Sievers announces mnny new features
for this year's fair.
Major Floyd Shumnker, a Fremont
boy who Is stationed nt Fort Sill, Okln.,
arrived in Fremont In nn neroplnne
from Fort Sill. He came to visit his
mother.
The Franklin county fair will be
held September 13 to 10. Several
new buildings are being erected for
tho caro of stock and poultry.
Fire at nardy destroyed three build
ings and the entire stock of tho Fair
& Byrnn Hardware' Store. The loss
is estimated at .?20,000.
A crowd estimated at 2,000 people
nttended tho llrst annual community
picnic nt the GrIIIlth grove south of
Maxwell.
The now .? 10,000 Methodist Church
nt Stromberg has been dedicated.
The building is modern In every par
ticular. The United States bureau of
markets nnd tho Nebraska bureau of
mnrkets and marketing are moving
their field equipment from Kearney to
Alliance to Issue u dally potato bullet
in nt thut place.
About thirty-live boys between the
uges of 0 and 12, of Central City, will
bo made huppy on September 2 when,
nccompanlcd by L. W. Carl,, Y. M. C.
A. secretary, they will bo taken to
Grand Island to enjoy the Rlngling
Brothers circus. Funds to finance the
expedition were collected from busi
ness men and the Independent Base
bull club.
The year's heat records wore broken
Monday In Nebraska when the ther
mometer climbed steadily until In the
middle of the ufternoon !t readied
100 degrees.
Chief telephone operator at Ply
mouth, who gave tho tip which caused
the capture of Henry Slack and John
Horton, prisoners who escuped from
the penitentiary on tho night of August
10 and were returned two das latter.
Miss Huppel snw two men walking
along tho tracks out of l'lyinnuth.
From a description of the runawuy
convicts she made up her mind that
tie e were tho men wanted
Charles W. Pugsley of Nebraska,
has been elected by President Hard
ing' for appointment ns iiWtniil nee
rotary of agriculture to succeed Dr.
Kliner I).' Ball, whoe resignation,
oflectlvo October 1, was nnnouneed nt
the Willie House. Mr. Pugstey, who
was born and reared on a farm, was
recommended by Secretary Wallace as
possessing the qualifications needed
in tho department. IPs appointment
nlso was recommended by republican
leaders of Nebraska and farm organi
zations. Mr. PugMpyru- several years
was assistant professor of animal In- ,
(lustry ut.the University of Nebraska.
At present he Is editor of the Nebraska
Farmer.
Leo James Fisher, 2-year-old son of j
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Fisher, living on n
ranch 10 miles southwest of Alllniipo.
j was drowned In n water tank on the
iancn. tho mother laid left the child I
In the bouse for Its afternoon nap
while she and other members of the '
fnmll'y were working a short distance j
from the house. When she returned
20 minutes later and found the child
missing from the house a search was
started. The body was found in the
water tank in about 14 inches of water. ,
Efforts were made to resuscitate the f
boy but to no avail. (
The commercial potato mm In I
western Nebraska promises to be as
larger or larger than the. crop of
120, according to O. D. Miller, repre
sentatlvo of the federal and state
marketing bureaus at Alliance, who
recently made a tour of the western
potato counties. Assessors' reports
show increased potato acreage in
nearly eery county, especially In the
central and northern districts, which
will lie only partly offset by the poor
stand found In a large number of Holds
in the dry land districts.
Upon the application of Carl Mode
sitt, holder of more than $1 r,000
worth of stock in the big concern,
the Peters Trust Co., of Omaha was
named us receivers for tho Wells.-Abbott-Nleman
Milling Co. of
Schuyler. The bond for the Peters
Trust wns placed at '$r0,n00 1)y Fo(1.
oral Judge Woodrough, who signed
the order nnd announced thnt there
will be a hearing within a few dnys.
The hot windy dnys the past week
In Hamilton vmnty has done consider
able damage to the com crop. One
month ago, local observers predicted
that the corn crop In Hamilton county
Would be phenomenal. Bight now, it
is being freely stated that the corn
crop will be cut one-half. Much of the
corn has ripened 'too rapldlv and will
be light nnd chaffy.
Earl Porter, president of the Aero
Club of Omaha, which organization Is
fostering the air congress to be held
in Omaha November 3, 4 and 5, an
nounced that a second Invitation would
be .sent at once to Marshal Foch to
visit the congress.
Dorothy, small .daughter of Mn and
Mrs? Chester Alien, sustained severe
burns on the face, chest and hands
when a dynamite cap was exploded by
her. brother, Arthur, while playing
near a Bell grade school near their
home south of Auburn.
A crowd variously estimated nt
over .'1,000 attended a farmers' picnic
12 miles west of Grand Island. Tho
mnin speakers were Mr. Osborne, on
behalf of the Farmers union nnd Mr.
neaton of the Federated Farm
bureaus.
Sheriff J. C. Emory of Gage county
is In receipt of a loner warning him
thnt unless he resigns in the next
twenty-six hours he will "receive a
dose of lend." The sheriff hns been
conducting an active campaign against
bootleggers.
A. .7. Jorgenson of Sidney has been
appointed receiver of the Nebraska
Stute bank of Sidney, which was closed
on order of the state department of
trade nnd commerce.
q'lie city council of North Platte
has let the contract for u sanitary
main sewer to the North Platte Plumb
ing & Heating Co., for ?r.'j,O00.
Corn has matured rapidly during tho
last ten days in Cuming county uml
has become hard, with no doubt of the
crop yielding much better than last
year.
After an absence of 10 years, James
Drubii of Geneva will visit relatives
nt Blutnn, Bohemia, sailing on the
"George Washington" from New YorJr
in September.
Excavation lias been completed nnd
work will commence Immediately on
the new city hall at Belvidere.
According to figures just made pub
lic, 0,200 Ncbmskans are receiving .?!,
20l,4.r)2 pension money annually.
Fremont boosters, numbering about
50, hnve been motoring to the various
sections of the state.
This year's convention of Nebraska
Sheriffs was held at North Platte.
Following the business session a plc
nK." was held In a grove two miles from
town.
Earl W. Porter, president of tho
Omaha branch of tho Aero Club of
America, announced thnt the Pulitzer
trophy race for 1021 will be held at
Omaha during the International Aero
Congress, November , 4 nnd fi. Lead
ing llyers from all parts of the world
will enter the meet In orjler to tnko
part In this race. The meeting Is the
llrst of the kind ever held in the
United States.
Next year a new system of Hunger
ing nutomoblle licenses will bo In ef
ect under a plan being worked out
by George JoJlinson, secretary of tho
department of nubile works nt Lincoln.
Each county will hnve a key num
ber and till cars In that county will
run In serials. Dmnrlas cotmtv's kev
number will lie 1. Th tiro imln nu-n. I
er to get his license from the Douglns
county treasurer will bo ;,lven n
license plate numbered "1-1," tho next
tf apply will get license plate mini-
i iii-iru !-, iijiu su on. i no same
system will bo carried out lu the other
vountles of the siHie
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HO. DAKOTA l'nrm ISurRuln. 618 acres.
I $6,000 cash needed. Finest Improved farm
I In tho State. No commission. AVrlto l'eilcrnl
Farm Jliirenu, Washington St., Chicago, 111.
HERE'S T TIPFGti MOTHERS
Sage Advice Offered Without Chargo
by the Pastor of the Arkansas
I Thomas Cat.
Take a little tip from ye pastor of
the Thomas Cat, mothers, and maybo
tho angels will fight on your side,
Wntch your young daughters' friends.
Scrutinize carefully her men friends,
for many wolves there be in sheep's
clothing. Keep a wary eye on her
girl friends, because birds of n feather
ore supposed to Hock together, and
one silly, loud, Indiscreet young person
can compromise all who ussoclate with
her. But as you value your daughter's
safety, turn n searchlight of Investiga
tion upon the diameter and antece
dents of her middle-aged women nc
qualntances. Arkansas Thomns Cat.
WOMEN HEED SWAMP-ROOT
Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment.' Dr.
Kilmers Swamp-Root, a physician's prq
Fcnption, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
euch conditions.
Get a medium or large size bottle im
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation serid ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
J!e b"le. When writing be sure and
mention tins paper.-Advertisement.
The French Sportswoman.
Georges Carpentler was talking to
a girl reporter.
"The modern Frenchman," ho said,
"is well up In sport, but the French
woman Is still rather retrograde.
"I know n young Frenchwoman
who cnlled a friend up on the tele
phone tho other day and snld:
"'I'm sorry to trouble you, dear
lnadame, but can you give me a good
recipe for cooking clny pigeons?
Jacques has Just sent me word thnt
he is going put to shoot some, and he
Is sure td bring n lot home, nnd I
can't lind n single word nbout them
In the cook-book. "
In the Beginning.
It wns n beautiful New Year morn
ing In the Stone age.
"Hey, Strongarm," said Hairy Face,
"lend me your crowbar, will you?"
"Wntta you wnnt with It?" asked
Strongarm.
"I wanta take it home," Informed
Hairy Face, "to turn over a new leaf."
Deadly.
Artist's Model -Do you do much
sketching from life?
Artist Oh. no; mostly from tho
wife.
The miser is known by the money
he keeps.
Spoony lovers make quite a stir
In public.
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