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The Rider.
"In speaking of this bill before con
gress you mention a 'rider.' Wliut U
u rider'"
"A rider," replied Senator Sorghum,
"Is usually like the postscript to a
uomun's loiter nppiircntly nn after
thought, but In reality the most lin
poilant purl of the communication."
The Unheeded Kicker.
"Why don't you assert yourselves ns
ell Irons and demnnd better roads'"
"Friend," replied the suburban cltl-s-en,
"we're fco humbled and subdued
Hint we're thankful If we set a chnnce
to flivver throuch on roads that aren't
paved mostly with broken glass."
Her Loving Notes.
"Your wife must be awfully In lov
with you I She has written to you
every day since she has been away."
'JThey ure only little nptes to tell
we to send her something she forgot
to put In her trunks."
"No Strategic Retreating.
"Did you ever tliluk of declining to
rua for another term?"
"Never," replied Benutor Sorghum.
"It;hns uluuys looked as if I hud a
Kdbil enough show to be elected to
w'n r rant me In sticking to the finish."
M Getting In the Last Word.
.T'he Bride's Mother What's Henry
been doing to you now?
$vi Hrldo The worst yet. Every
Ilnie he calls me up on the telephone
he says what ho wauts to nnd then
IintigH up the receiver so I can't talk
buck to 1dm.
', ONE BURST AT k TIME
She How about that present of a
unburst you were golug to give me?
., Her-Uow can I give you a sunburst
vstmi the bank's burn?
f
;Ai Tllttt politician
XL Should be fouKlit
Jjf Who duren to toast h
I if' Can't to touht.
' Disappointed.
;'So you went Into the country to get
.'tttmosphvra?,' How did ou like It'"
- "."Disappointed. Couldn't lluil a fiuni
fciwho hud a horse mimed Dobbin, and
-Yer heard one of them say 'Uy
b.elr.r"
A Very Rich,
The Governess I'm afraid your lit
lift daughter will never leuiu to spell.
Mrs. NewrlcheIt won't make any
difference. When she grows up she'll
hHVe money enough to employ u secre
tary. Misunderstanding.
Mrs. WlggsAlu't It goln to be aw
fuS, when the iioldlers get back?
Mrs. Figs Whatever do you mean?
.Mrs. Wigs Why, they say the boys
will all come home deniorullr.ed.
Don't Blame Her.
Mabel Gert Is dreadfully superstl
tlous. Isn't she?
'Myrt Oh, Indeed, she Is. She won't
even let n tnnn propose to her In a
hummock for four they will fall out.
A Back Number.
Myrt Did you see the outfit Mabel
wore to the duuVe last night? It must
Uke u lot of uerve to appeur like that.
Gert Well, she did display a good
deal of backbone.
How Mean!
Mr. Cholly Shullowpute They say
that u little learning Is a dangerous
thlntf.
Miss
You're
slguul,
Kuttlng Hluti Feur not.
a loug ways from the danger
Not Many Pieces Left.
Mrs. Hmurt Uut If your laundress
charges' you by the piece, It must be
rnther expensive.
Mn. Wise Oh I no, .She lose! so
many plecia that her bills ar uTr
UIB. . . .-
i BBBBBBBBBBBk.
THk IHeVITABL?,
KrmtyhnAy lone for a luxurious lt
rnre.
Without n thing (o do, 'ncath placid
aides,
Except to rirrnm or dully, In perpetual
persistence,
IJke slumbering grubs or plaful but
terflies. Hut till a home Is built which nerer need
nw wcRtliotproofliiK
And we banian moths and mildew and
demy
From every habitation from the ollor to
the roofing,
Somebody muat keep working every day,
When climates never turn from frost to
heat that Is excessive;
When a suit of clothes will last a man
for life;
When human nature ceases to h, eagerly
progressive
And we're all so good that no one thinks
of strlfe
Ali, then, and not till then, we may be1
comfortably dozing
White tunshlne softjy smiles and slips
away;
flut In the meantime nature keeps relent
lessly dlHvloslntr
The need of eurnest labor every day.
Washington Star.
MAKES A HAVEN FOR SPOON
Device That Will Be Welcomed by the
Average Houiewlfe, as Well as
the Individual Diner.
What does the housekeeper In your
family do when the spoon frith which
she Is serving desert slides blithely
(I own Into the houl nnd gets sub'
merged In the pudding or the peaches?
Doubtless she docs Just what all
oilier .housewives hnve done under
these circumstances for generations
fishes It out, disappears Into the
Non-Disappearing Spoon-Holder.
kitchen, and returns with the same
spoon, washed, or with another one.
The same accident occurs often to
the Individual In connection with his
smaller spoon and smaller serving In
a smaller bowl with the same remedy.
Hut n German haus-frnu comes with
the suggestion described In the Scien
tific American and designed to keep
the spoon on Its good behavior. As
will be seen In the accompanying Illus
tration, the offending spoon can slip
neither sideways nor straight down;
It must slay where It was put, reclin
ing gracefully ngalnst the side of Iho
dish, no matter 1iow smooth and
slippery the bottom on which its point
rests.
Could Not Endure Separation.
The blind or, mentioned In this col
umn it few weeks ngo, and famous as
the protege of a stately gander on an
Alnbuinn farm, is dead, wo are In
formed, and his death Is due to sepura
lion from his guardian, ltecently It
became necessary to transfer the ox
to another pasture. The gander wits
unable to follow. The separation was
too much for the ox and he pined and
drooped, refused food and drink nnd
finally lay down nnd died. Mont renl
Fnmlly Herald.
Presence of Mind Saved Her.
A fast passenger trulit passed over
a .voting womun In Jeannette, Pa., with
out Injuring her. The young woman
was crossing the tracks when she be
came blinded by the glare of the head
lights of the engine. She stood still
for a moment as the big engine bore
down on her. Then she threw hei-elf
down between tin tracks and the trnlp
passed over her. lleyond being un
nerved she suffered no Injury and
was able to walk home. Exchange.
Hen Netta on Pig's Back.
A pig and pullet, who ate barnyard
pals, have combined hi a dally liueou .
and egg demonstration on a arm '
near Yarmouth, Mass. Kvery morning
(he brisk young hen hops on the broad
surface of the porker's hack, nestles
down and lays an egg. The pig lies
motionless until the farmer, notified by
the bird's ptoud cackling, collects the
latest addition to the family's food
supply.
Qopher a Lover of the "Weed."
That gophers like chewing tobacco
can he continued b Alberta (Canada)
reader. The llrst gopher liu saw this
year, came uji from a hole in the
flower lied. It was chewing tobacco
with part of the plug between lis
paws. The gopher's holt was dug up
and the remainder of tho plug was
found.
Compressed Wheat.
An odd suggestion comes from Eng
land as to conserving wheat. It Is
proposed to crush or rough grind
wheat, then soften with superheated
steam and compress In hind blocks
and store until wanted, when a simple
erushlug process would tit It for Hour
uiMuuiiiciure.-r,-eieuiiue American.
Changed Color After Molting.
Previous to molting In October a hen
In Hants county, N. (, was brown-
feathered. After receiving new featb-i
I cm wie, ueau auu ucck were wuite aim
. I. it., r I....... .. ...... u..hi..i.i...i .,.. i.
11IIIIU ll-tlllll-in nvir ril muit'tl llirilll,ll t
the others covering the remainder of
the hen,
Chote Poor Place to Watch Ecllpte.
I Fascinated over the eclipse of the
I Kim, it steeplejack who us working
on nil eighty-foot chimney In Iondou,
lost his balance and fell to the ground,
dying luKtantly,
-g , JlSife
cm
clliCl
Alas, Poor Wife.
Smith Old Man (irnuch tnny not be
, n pleasant companion, but you have
to give him credit for having a very
snvlng disposition.
Smythe Yes, but the trouble Is he
saves up nil the mean things he has
heard during the day to use on his
wife when he gets home.
Junt Right.
"My boy has a wonderful nmount
of perseverance nnd persistency, an
optimism nothing can dim nnd n
nerve nothing enn daunt. What work
would you put him to?"
"I should think with those qunll
ties he would make un Ideal book
agent."
Efficiency.
Mule Shopper My wife ent mc for
ome filet.
Clerk For yourself or for her?
Male Shopper What difference does
that make?
Clerk If It's for youiself, It's beef;
If It's for her It's lace. Judge.
That's Different.
Willis Our company was getting
1,000 barrels a day when suddenly, on
December 1, our production stopped.
Olllls That's funny. I never heard
of nn nil well acting like Hint before.
, Willis Who's talking nbnut oil
wtlls? This was n brewery. Judge.
New Social Embarrassment.
"O, John, Nora told me todny she's
going to leave." '
"What's that, my dear? Does she
want another raise?"
"No, John, It's not tjmt. Sho says
It's no fun flirting with it Mullcewom
tin." Judge.
DEEP SEA TALK
.Judge Shark What became of the,
dogllsh prisoner, otllcer?
Ollicer Lobster l he escaped,
your honor. Someone bunded lilin u
sawfish,
Correct.
This you'll obverve. If you are wise:
The older people grow,
The more they comu to realize
How much they do NOT know.
Confused.
"What picture did you set- lust
night?"
"I confess I don't kpow. They
showeil so many announcements of
coming pictures that I got all bulled
up." Film Fun.
Nothing Dolno.
1. M. I. Cunlus I'm up against It.
1 inuxt have money, but I've no Idea '
where I can get It. '
N, O. Koyue ("Jlnd to hear that I
thought perhaps ou had an Idea you
eculd get It from me.
True Enough.
"The teacher says that our boy
can't learn to write."
"That boy knows his business. .Many
a man wouldn't have been sued for
breach of promise If he hadn't put his
foolishness on paper."
Its Main Characteristic.
"There's a fool-proof airplane on
the market."
"Good. What's Its main character
istic?" "It won't lly."
So Much a Knot.
"Who Is the best miiu usually at
wedding?"
"The preacher. He gets the profit
am) takes no risk."
Too Dear for Him.
She I bought the dearest hat today.
He (absently) Send It buck and
buy the cheapest.
Something In a Name.
Marie He's very narrow.
Marie What do you expect of w
flat?
This
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THE
FUNNY
MEN
DICKIE KNEW.
r
A Boston clergyman bus two sons,
fifteen and six years old, the elder of
whom ,vas to be confirmed.
The bishop and several distinguished
persons were Invited to dinner. The
mother of the hoys, desiring to show
off the younger, asked earnestly:
"Dickie, do you know what Is going
to huppen In church today?"
"Yen, I know," he answered.
"What?" she asked, with a glance
around the table to call attention to
the reply.
"The b!h Is going to put his milts
on brother's bean," "Dickie remarked,
eurelessly. Hoston Traveler.
A Bone on Fldo.
Hover, the Mastiff Ah, Fldo, ray
boy, these are sacred grounds here
abouts. Don't you know that the
bones of your master's smcestors are
burled In here?
Fldo, the Terrier Well, well, that
accounts for It, then. I've run across
several strange bones lately, but I laid
'em onto that new dog down the road.
POOR BUT PROUD.
"Your new pianist didn't stuy long."
"1 hud to let htm go," said the niun
igir. "As apt us not he'd be playing
1 Juk selection when ieople were dy
ing on the screen. He wouldn't pay
my attention to the plot of u photo
til a. v."
"Didn't he offer an explanation?"
"Oh, yes. He said clmimstuuies
compelled him to uccept employment
In a movie house, but he would be
blamed If he'd prostitute his Intellect
!y looking at the pictures." Birming
ham Age-Herald.
I.KOAIi NOTICKS
First Pub. Juyl 7,1921--3w
notici: or si'.tti.uii:nt
In the County Court of Dakota
County, Nebraska.
Mate or Nebraska, County of Da
kota -.s.i.
In the Matter of the Estate of
John ltohde, Deceased.
To Creditors, Heirs, Legatees, and
Others Interested in the Estate of
John Rohde, Deceased:
TAKE NOTICE: That William (1,
Rohde, has filed in tho County Court
a report of his doings us admtnls
trutor of the est.ite of John Rohde,
deceased, and it is ordered that the
same stand for hearing the 23rd day
of July, A D 1921, before the couit
at the hour of 10 o'clock A, M., at
which time any person may appear
unit except to and contest the same.
Tho said administrator has also filed
in said court his petition asking for
his discharge, and thu release of his
bondsmen. Notice of this proceed-
M
a i92i model
LA8T MONTH, on a bot.
WITH THE boys up home.
ft
I SPENT a night.
ALONE IN the old.
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HAUNTED HOUSE.
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AND WHEN I heard.
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MOANS AND groana.
I SAID Tho Wind."
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AND TRIED to sleep.
ft ft
I HEARD raiiplngs.
AND SAID "R-ts."
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AND ROLLED over.
THEN I heard stopa.
AND IN the light.
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OF A dying moon.
A WHITE spoolc rose.
I WASN'T scared much.
CUT DIDN'T feci like.
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BUT THEN I caught.
JUST A faint whiff.
l3A.StlTT
ing is ordered given by publication
Df this notice three times in The
Dakota County Herald, a weekly
newspaper published in Dakota Conn-
ty, Nebraska.
Witness my hand and the seal of
the Court at Dakota Citv, Nebraska,
this 2d day of July, A. IX, 15321.
SHERMAN W. McKINLKY,
(Seal) County Judge.
First Pub. June 30, 15)21- Iw
Si:iivi('i: II Y I'l'lJUCATlOX.
Ill the DNdict Court of Dakota
Count, Nebraska.
Editli K. Tague, Plaintiff,
vs.
Otto E. Tague, Defendant.
To Ot1,o E. Tague, Defendant:
You are hereby notified that on the
24th day of March, 15)21, the nbove
named plaintiff, Edith Tague, filed
her petition against you in the Dis
trict Court of Dakota County, Ne
braska, the object and prayer of
which are to obtain a decree of di
vorce against you, based upon the
charges that you are an habitual
drunkard and that you wore ciuel
and inhuman in your treatment of
the plaintiff, and that though amply
able, you failed to support the plain
tiff and your family, and deserted
.hem for more than two years past,
and further that plaintiff may be de
creed the custody and care of your
infant child, the Issue of said mar
riage, to-vvit: Alice E. Tague.
You are required to answer the
said petition on or before Monday,
the 8th day of August, 15)21.
Dated June 27th 1921.
EDITH E. TAGUE, PlnintjlT.
By Wm. P. Warner, -Her Attorney.
First Pub. July 14, 1921 3v
Order of Hearing on Petition for Ap
pointment of Administrator,
State of Nebraska, County of Da
kota -ss.
In the County Court.
In tho Matter of the Estate of
William Hollingswoith, Deceased:
On Veui'ing and filing the petition
of Genrgu T. llollingsworth, by his
attorney, Win. P. Warner, praying'
that Administration of said Estate
may be granted to George T. Hol
lingsworth as Administrator.
Ordered, That July 30th, A. I).,
1921, at 10 o'clock A. M., is assigned
for hearing said petition, when ail
persons interested in said matter
may appeur at a County Court to be
held in and for said County, and
show cause why the prayer of peti
tioner should not be granted; and
that notice of the pendency of said
petition and the hearing thereof be
given to nil persons interested in
said matter by publishing a copy of
this order in The' Dakotn County
Herald, a weekly newspaper printed
in said County, for three successive
weeks, prior to said day of hearing.
Dated July 7th, 1921.
SHERMAN W. MtKINi-EY.
(Seal) i County Judge.
OHKl.NANCj; XO. 'JIS.
An ordinance providing for tho
appropriation of money to be raised
by the levying of tax on all taxable
property in the Village of Dakota
City, Nebraska. Said money to be
used to pay the expenses of said
Village for the liscnl year, commenc
ing on the last Tuesday of April,
15)21, and ending on the last Tues
day of April, 1922.
lie it Ordained, by tho Chnirmnn
tmd Hoard of Trustees of the Village
of Dakota City, Nebrasko:
Section 1. That tho following
amounts be appropriated for the use
of the Village or Dakota City, Ne
braska, for the fiscal year commenc-'
OF A familiar.
AND DELICIOUS smell.
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WHICH TIPPED mo off.
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SO I cavo tho uho'st.
THE HORSE laugh.
AND SAID "Ed.
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LEAVE WITH me ono..
OF YOUR cigarettes.
THEY SATISFY."
THAT spicy, delicious aroma
of fine tobaccos, both Turkish
anil Domestic, makes you almost
hungry f 'r the "satisfy-smoke."
And there isn't a ghost of a
chance you'll ever find its equal
anywhere for tho Chesterfield
blend is an exclusive blend. It
can't be copied.
Have you seen the new
AIR - TIGHT tin of 50 ?
Liggett k Myers Tobacco Co.
ing on the last Tuesday in April,
15)21, and ending on the lust Tuesday
of April 1922
Interest on-water bonds, and
sinking fund S1250 00
General pui poses, including
snlaries $1000 0(1
Total 52250 00
Section 2. That a" tax lie levied on
all taxable property in tho Village
of Dakota City, Nebraska, sufficient
to make baid amounts, nnd that the
amount so levied lje certified to the
county cletk of Dakota County, Ne
braska, by the Village Clerk of Da
kota City, Nebraska.
Section 3. This Ordinance shall
be in force from and after its pass
age' and approval. '
Passed and approved this 5th day
of July, 1921.
WM. MEKMANN,
Chairman Board of Trustees.
Attest--WM.
P. WARNER, Village Clerk.
(Seal)
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