.J,.. DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD m mawwwwwMB HARDING RESIGNS HIS SENATE SEAT i ii RETIREMENT DATE SET FOR NEXT SATURDAY WILLIS TO FILL THE VACANCY Presldent-Elect Approves a Novel Plan to Have all Members of College Present. Marlon, O., President-elect Hard ing hats resigned ns senator from Ohio, forwarding hlB letter of reslg nation to Columbus for action of the Aewly elected republican govornor, larry L. Davis, who assumes office Boon. Tho move was In accordance with tho presldont-oloet'u announced ......w... tn nllln It., Ilia U rl fl U'llllII tl , 7,,uau,lu ?"" "' , , ;, ".M ' change In fltato administration would .l.,lt nnnnlnlmatil nt i rnnlllillnn tl uuiillk mniui,viiv . t cucccssor. uov.-oiect ikivib hub inui cated Frank B. Willis, olocted senator for the torm beginning next March, would bo named. Mr. Harding mado January 15 tho affective date of his resignation. Hy giving up his Offlco then ho will bo pormlltcd to uovote lliu lain six weeus before his Inauguration to tho prep- nrauon ior mo uuiich 01 uih uumiuia tratlon. That the Inauguration ceremonlos March 4 mnv Innlnrin a unlniin corn- ' Warcn 4 mny inciuuo n un quo core mony lias uoen wuicaieu wuen it uo- Labor eamn known that Mr Hardin has an- rianduulst. chairman; Modlar, Randall, came- Known uiai air. Maruing nan p anki U(juki 0.anril nm( arlawoltl. proved a plan to have all mombors ol Education the electoral college present In Wash- SiiZV. lngton. Goodrich, Jacobs. Miner, Yendall, Uyrum. Tho proposal was mado by Ohio , Manufaettnes and Commerce ... ', .......ii ItobcrUon, chairman; Nelson, Younjr. electors, who suggested at first that cilzbu, o'CJara. nil republican oloctorH bo Invited and , , Corporations , , ,, , ., , .ii, Dybnll, chnlrman, Hommorlad, UU- lator modified tho plan to include un trem. Drunsilow, DourI.ih. Iteod, Petor lnvltation to republicans and demo- "" NuUnnin and Strung. . .. i Fees and S larles tratH- ' Foster, chairman; (JlfTord. I.ynn, Gll- Such a mooting would havo no lognl more, Wlcht. nrlnwold and ilouro. Blgnlflcunco, since tho casting of the h twits, SwlrmM Mol?" Downing ballot by the electors talced place In tho stuto capitals Tax ri vision, nmirotirlatlim mcasurca .i .....,n..i.ntinn nr m. i,w,it,.M """ i-ikiiuwi '" n-himuHii, departments or tlic government wore discussed by Mr Harding with Son ator Smoot, of Utah. Senator Smoot aid he boliuved tho president-elect tind definite Ideas that would loud ta practical economics and roforms. Pnn-Amorlcan Labor Leaders to Meet. Moxlco City, Siunuul Qompors and fourteen other representatives ol . i i i'i tit aiiiiji ivryi j iiiuui uu(;uiiiiaiiiuiL uy ii Woxlcun recoptlon committee, ar rived rocontly, to attend tho Pan-Amur- lean federation of lubor conforonco bo- trl.itil nru,n I "' votaw, Friizler, Miner, Rank, glttnig soon. Aprlculture Vance, ctinlriiian; OIlTord, Tho Americans woro mot by repro- Knrft-k. Mcl.eod, Frost, uilstrnm. Younir, cntatlvcs of Mexican workmen's or-1 nla-niiVlcU::,a.7man?,Mc,Heiey. Conizations. There was no labor I'almor, I.ynn, Ruddy, Axtell, Ilulcanson, parade, as bad boon planned. Aside "'nnSe'and'Taxatlon-wlillams, ch-ilr-from doclnrlug that tho purpose ol man; Krnntz, Dvsart. Htophouson, Mur tho gathorlng was "to croato good , ,,,,y' ,lodta". Soinmerlad. relations among nolghbors of the j Tlio standing conimltooa of tho son Umlted States, Moxlco and South and ! ato are as follows: Central America," Mr. Gotnpors had little to say regarding tho program ta bo followed. Hydroplane With Two Catches Fire. Cairo, III.. Two mon aro reported ao havo lost tholr lives wlion a hydro jilano from Dayton, O., dollvorlng mov ing ijturo films, caught flro and fell in tho Mississippi! river near Tip on vlllo, Tonn., Tho roportcd dead are Cupt. Cloorgo Simpson, pilot, and Charles Klsher, mochaulclatt, both ol Dayton. Tho pluno left hero at 11 a. m. after a 24 hour layover. Tho crow hud said they, wore onrouto to Fhjrhlu. Tho trip to Dayton was begun bov oral days ago, they suld. Dell Company Floats First Bond. Now York. A banking syndlcato lioudod by J, I', Morgan & Co., Is offer ing for public subscription JIIO.OOO, 000 Nortliwostot-.i Hell Telephone com pany first mortgage, twenty-yoar 7 per cent hauls at !lfi',6 to yield some thing mini tit ti 7. HO pur cunt luturust to the sitbicrlbcrs. Hydro Electric Issue to Court I'lerro, K D Another angle of the possiblo uffuct of action by this stato legislature of u statu lovlroolectrlc commlHsiotislte came to light at a mooting lately which has hade charge of tho survey so Tar and which formal ly Indorsed and rucominuuHd'.Ml to the luglnlhlur tho onglnoers' findings favorlnx tin Mobrldgu situ on tho Missouri rlvat. Girls Grab Burglar In Their Room, Chicago, Th two daughters and sou of a )ollcem.i captured a Iniiylor whom thoy found In their home but only after tits thltif bad wounded one of tho glila wltb a shot from her fathurs pistol which ha hud stolen. Arkansas Feudists Stage Gun flattie. Pino llluff, Ark, A detachment of the Pkiu llluff machine gun company lias boon dispatched to the scene of n reported outbreak resulting from a fued among white roslduats ut King lund, Ark., a smull hill-town 'i'i miles southwest of here. In a street tight two men are said to hvt boon serlauu )y lnjuiud. According to telephone ro ports, leudors of the opposing factions mot on a street and ungugud I'.i (t fight in which Oeuorge I). Haudon, C5 who was shot In the leg and D. X Ludhut turn throat was out. E HOUSE AND 8ENATE MAKE ASSIGNMENTS FOR MANY IMPORTANT POSITIONS SPEAKER ADVISORY MEMBER 6evcral New Committees Appointed to Assist In Handling Large Volume of Business Expected During the Winter Session Lincoln Following Is tho full lint of commltteo assignments reported to tho houso by tho coiumltteo on committees: Judiciary Committee Rodman, chairman; Jixiry, Dysart, Uan ilnll, .McKarlaml, Uyrum, VoUw, Muars, Murptty. Know, Atoseloy. Finance Committee' Axtell, chnlrman; Oreen. Hascall, Arm strong Hannor, UchrvnH, Hunuulst, Bow mati, Heed, Wallace, Lfftwloh, State Institutions McLcllan, chairman; Sprlcit Frost, Mor-l.-in. tfilmorc, fioulJ, Franklin, Wolfe, Soinmcrlat, Kss.un, Down.nir. Constitutional Amendments IXiuglun, chairman; Jacolm, Muillar, Ep person, I'ark, llllll.ird. Smith. Claims and Deficiencies Jcary, chairman; AruiHtrotuc, Hannor, McK!, Goodrich, Snow, Vnnco, Frank Anderson, J-uurltneri, Wlclit urid Beans, , Fish and Game Cole chairman; I'nltnor, NeMon, Wea terhoff, Johnson, Orlswold and Ilakanson. Uyrum. chairman; Metlor. timlth. Kp. perBon, HUolionaon, Murphy wul l.undy. privntges ana eiecunnr L VtitOCK and QrjZ llll T-.. .k,ilqii ntiV.iril Vfnt .ullti iA-rtwich, atronc, Peterson, HofTmelatcr. Rulss and Resolutions Speaker Anderson, chairman; Snow, Jeary, Heed and IJyrum. Children's Code ,n,IJlcai. v. rc. Anderson. Axtull. Wleht. Mci - ellan and Jacobs. Dniesdow.Ccnaman:T"V"n'ekcr, Qreen, Bowman, uybaii, i-ostnr, Meant, ustsr TXX Vi'por Harbour, chairman: IYazlar. Webster. I-aiirltsen, Park, t.undy, Franklin, Vo law, Nlewcdilln, UeariH, Gould, School Lands and Fundi Bnow, chairman; NuUman, Morlan, Tno,n,)BOIlt Act0I1 itC(, mniard. aii-unr, i-.sn.-itn, uecitman. rietica, i.undy, uvuiiiii.it, r uiniui i.iiii voir iiitiii Miscellaneous Subl cts KpForson, chairman; (ooil, McKee, Palnior, . Mears. Fiazlur. Ruddy, John- ,0Ili Andersm Iiirbour, FrmKlln. Medk.nl Societies Hunclcer, chairman; Westerhoff, Hoff (nelster, Cole and Htunlcviul. Unarossed and Enrolled Dills Mcl.eod. cliHltni.'ii, II ck nil lloano. Accounts and Cxp-ndture IScckmau, chalr'uan; Acton, Nltiwcddlc. Employes Downing, chairman; DivIb, I.aftwlch. Style and Phras-ology Good, chairman; Douulax, Williams, Hoilmiui and Uyrum. nanronui Davis, cimtrinnn; Hrncckor, Y,,,,,0,r' K.cn,J,n"-, McFaiiimi. uilstrom. Htnrdovant, Mnsclcy, 'thompMon. D.inks and Oanklnn Frmtz. chairman: Nutziu.ui. Ilobertnon, I.ynn, Williams, Wood. Mlckoy, Cllzhe and Wall icu. eiepnone and Telearaph ivrklns, ?.lm rmnn: Nluxyoddie, Vi-iHer, Hoare, 1 Accounts and Expenditures -Dutton, , miss. Clerka. Agriculture Johnson, Ilntton, Illlan, Hlekard. Ulileli, Wamor, Wlltso. Banklno Uandall, Iiusht-e i.Iihs. Divls, Hnldermun, HasUnt-s, Uarrlstf, Warntr, Johnson, Constitutional Amendments Wlltso, Rct'ho, MoaKlnnd. Dratnane dilution, Anderson, Davis, I'Ickett, Wlltne. Education Hturm, HIcHurd, Andorson, Crontii, Good, McGowan, Rued, UobbliiH, Marrl. Enrolled and Engrossed Dills Marrlss, Dutton, McGowan, Finance, Ways and Means Rushnn, AVnrtmr, Cronln, Ilrown, Huinp'iroy. Illl an, Miller, Heed, Randall. Saunders, Hturm. Claims. Watson, Rend, HastliiK. Humphrey, Randall. Fish and Game r'lckctt, Good, Randall, Reed, S'aunJcrs, Ilrnwu. Hushun. Insurance Warner, Miller, llerka, Cro. nln. Ilarrlsa, Sturm, Rolibins, Ulrlch. Rlekard. Irrlgstlon llllss, llUHheo, Dutton, HouKlaud, Good. Lnbor Rlekard, Davis, McGowan, Ul rlrh, Cooper. fees rnu salaries Haldormnn, Itorka, Sorval, Humphrey. Good. Livestock and Grazing Good. Drown, Iteod, Hnuuders, Ulrlch W-itm. Miscellaneous Corporations H lundors, inleriMin. Ileebc. IIUmh, Davis. Giimum, Miller. Rind ll UIH.-h. Mlscrllaneoi s ribJ tlnet.e. Antler- NOII II ! (f MP III. RPOll. Municipal Affairs Robblns. Deetm. n deiwu. iiilnt,. idian. .. i, .,'or- mmi. Arrnngnmcnt and Plir.iseolouy WlitHe, Hi-ptir. ''nrrlK, Prlvlttges and Fhtlons n ivis, Rreli-t Jioiiln, .lolilisoii. Hiuiule t rin 11 toll. Medical Sor-lrtlrs llork i. llanNn. ituniphrry, IliKlind. Ii'llotvn, Public Inttltutlint MIII.t Humphrey, Davlu. Uaiiiion. Ill an. .1 dins n 1M 'tilt. Srhool Lands nrd Fund- 111 in, "i'-'..a, Ilrnwu, Good. N'i'vnl Rol t, in. W'l Manufacture, Commerre, WholPiilt and Retail Ilrnwu, lleiloi t rm. Pick It Highways and Bridges ttd, W t-m, Hrown. Illlsn Tooper. lliiiiinn. Good, Hal. ilcrmnii, Mllli-, ltli-kurd. Pickett, Sturm. Hand ill. , Judiciary liuayl.iiid. lloilio, Warner, Itfirka. I'lioper. llnHtlnus. Nurvnl. s.mn. iters, Wlltne. Railroads Cooper, Wnrtirr. lliishee Hei-he. Crolllll, D.lVlH, II-lSt'lIM, Good. McGo" in, rtevenue and Taxat'on Andir"n, Snun i'er IlHlderinnu, Cr'iln. D tt n, Hll'in. Hastings Nurvnl, Randall. Witwiu, Rou lilni". ltU-kard. Units Survil. WlltMrt, Cooper. Apportionment Cronln llmv Ai1r. son. Itoika. (Viop.r. Gannon. Hoielmd. Ut-d Itiimtiil itlrkaiii W'.l- Child Welfare IlnMln-K Ui'-- Atidi-rmui, Gannon, Johnson, Itubblus. WutMti. New Pardon Donrd Tho three nioinbors of tho now imr don and parole board nre (lovsrnor Me. Kelvin, Attorney (loners! Davis anil Secretary of Stato AniH'-erry. l!mW tho new constitution thoso ollldals, lnst(id of tho governor alone, Is au thorized to Issuo pardons, co" mtPa lions of soutenco, reprieves and pa roles. Under the old potistltutlou t, covornor nlone had pawnr to purdon. rommuto and reprieve. Tho -ye ,'i legislated tho uppolntlvo psrolo bonrl out of oxlstenro, and plirod paroles In tho hands of tho donnrtmuiit of ru lie wqlfnro, of which H. II. Amies Ir eocrotary and tho governor tho houd 1 0M1TTEES in News of All Kinds Gathered From Various Points Throughout Nebraska. OF INTEREST TO ALL READERS Tho student population of Lincoln is 11,002. There Is one niitotnoblle to every f.l persons In the state. Thu state realty dealers association will meet nl Lincoln Jantiury 11. Coinstock will lmvo a big poultry find pet stock show tho week of Janu ary i!)tli. It Is said that four women will bo candidates for tho nomination for mayor of Illoomileld. Thu Nebraska Territorial Pioneers' association will hold Its imtiuul reunion at Lincoln January 11. Tho Alliance packing company or ganized last year, has been dissolved n lid retired from business. North Plntto olllcers found an Illicit still In operation In a tank car on the railroad trucks at that place. The annua! conference of the county superintendents ol the stato will be held at Lincoln January 13-15. Tho municipal employment bureau nt Omahu claims there aro 10,000 un employed persons In that city. Lincoln barbers lmvo reduced prices nnd are now giving n liulr cut for 35 cents nnd a shavo for 20 cents. Prospects tire bright for a free bridge across tho Missouri river be tween Omaha nnd Council Bluffs. A $10 per month Increase In tbo pay of firemen and policemen 1ms been vote-d by tho city council of Omnhu. Over a hundred members of the state bar association attended the ban quet of that body at Lincoln lust week. Henry Ostenson, of Norfolk, was found dead In his room nt an Omnlin hotel. Ills, death Is being Investi gated. Snm Wlckllno, nn Omnlin restaurant man, found n rare blue pearl while opening oysters. It Is suit! to be worth $5,000. Auto license plates to the number of 300,000 are now ready for Issue. Near ly 10,000 slate licenses have already been delivered. The bonded Indebtedness of the state on the HfM. duv of Decoinlioi- mm .$."0,28(1,132, according to returns In the iiutinors oiiii-e. Elizabeth McCluvc, for over 40 years an employe of tho Omaha tcle- plume company, was retired on a pen- slon Jiimiury 1st. Headquarters of the enforcement division of the Nebraska federal pro hibition department are soon to bo moved to Lincoln. I Oerosco Is to lmvo a new financial Institution to be known as the Union Stato Hunk. Tho stockholders are principally farmers. More than 100 petitions, asking that capital punishment be abolished In Ne braska, have been sent out by Mrs. O. V. Hayes of Omnhu. At a recent meeting of the stock lolders, It was decided to allow no gambling concessions of any naturo at tho Loup Valley fair next fall. (Sovernor McKolvle has appointed Mrs. O. II. Dietrich of Hustings a mem ber of the state library coinmlssion In' place of S. A. Somer of Lincoln who resigned some time ago. Martin Kluwlkose, of Auburn, holds the record for corn husking this sea son 3,350 bushels In thirty-seven days, nearly 100 bushels a day. Contributions totaling $25,781.37 for roller of starving children In Central Europe havo been received to date by "a. W. Wattles, state chairman.. lr. P. L. Hall, president of the Cen tral National bank of Lincoln, has been elected president of the board of re gents of tho state university for the coming btennlum. It Is asserted by those- In nosltlon ! to know, that Frank Alexander, a Vremont boy, whose death by suicide has been erroneously reported, died from a gunshot wound, accidentally received. Commerce High school buildings tit Omaha, together with several apart ments and dwellings In the same block, were destroyed by lire New Year's day, with an amiroxiiimto loss of $150,000. Auburn sportsmen made a big klll I lug near that place, bagging -IS!) cotton tails, twenty-seven Jack rabbits, three I crows, throe hawks and one opossum, i The rabbits were sold and tho money used for tho beuetlr of the needy. I It Is estimated that $12,000,000 Is paid out nnnuiilly to the emplo.ies of , tho various packing plants of Omaha, and although there wi i a decrease In , the receipts of live stock, most all of I the employes were kept stolidity em ployed at i ne (urrcrent plants. C. A. Korenseti, chHlniiiin of theNoti purtlsflii League of Nebraska, bus Is sued a call for a mass meeting of men and women voters io bo held at Lin- I l-lllll. .Illlllltirv 1(1 itml TM -,.t II, ,. ..iii. - ..., .. ...,,,,. ... .nil. .V, llll nil. ,m- pose of making demands on the legis lature for a "constructive program of economic, political and social pro gress." Six stills, 150 gallons of moonshine and three men were captured by a force from the sheriff's office In a raid i upon n farm In tho woods near Car ter iiiue in iioiiKiiis county. The stills 11 I'I 17 I1IUIIII III IIIU IUIUMC llllll lllllll Illll liquor was bidden In ninny plucos (scattered over tho farm. Jlmmie Keating of Lincoln wanted to Join the navy, but was sliort on weight. A conference wltb the police Judge resulted In u jtill sentence, utpl In sixteen days ho aiiecetxlod In put ting on weight otioufth to secure for bluieelf a four-year "bitch" wltb Uucle Hum LINKER EMS The Aurora Kotnry club will cel ebrate Its first birthday with a banquet Januury 17. State Auditor .Marsh, In a recent re port, places tho value of state prop erty at $1C",077.3SI. Firemen attending the state conven tion at York, Jntiunry 18 and 10, will get special rates on railroad fare. A total of 02,170,000 bushels or grain were received and 51,7-13,700 bushels were shipped out by the Omaha drain Exchange during the year Just closed. Nebraska Federation of Itetnllers will hold a meeting nt Omaha, January 2-1-28. The association embraces deal ers In shoes, furniture, dry goods, clothing and groceries. The Union Stock Yards of Oiniiba Is tho second live stock market of tho world, nnd In better shape to handle business than In any of the 37 years it has been In existence. Three hundred post adjutants of Ne braska chapters of the American Le gion have been invited to a confercuco nt Lincoln, January 12, by State Ad jutant Frank H. O'Connell. Churches of Greenwood have ac quired nearly a hundred new member as the result of a largely attended re vival conducted by Evangelist W. D. Hamilton of University Place. A. D. Hays, a member of the Lin coln Ore department, died of heart failure as he was returning from work ut the municipal skating rink, which he had been flooding with water. Several hundred men employed In the car and motive power shops of the Htirllngton at Havelock, Platts inouth and division points In Nebras ka, have been laid off for an Indefinite perloi Annexation Is worrying University Place citizens again. During the past two sessions of the legislature meas ures to annex that city to Lincoln have been introduced, but failed to get through. Thirty-five street carmen In Omaha have been granted permission to carry firearms. The move was made as tin endeavor to reduce holdups and law lessness In that city. Kappa Delta Phi, fraternity at tho state university, has been granted a charter of Liinilm Chi Alpha. The pe tition was made to the convention of the fraternity held In Indianapolis last week. Mr. and Mrs. K. D. Hunter, of El wood, celebrated their golden wed ding anniversary last week In tbo Masonic ball, where their silver wed ding anniversary was observed twenty live years ago. Mrs. Evelyn Prelss McElbnuey, con victed at Alliance of second degree murder for tho shoot lug of Etirl 15. Anderson, has been sentenced to n term of thirty years In the state peni tentiary at hard labor. Arrangements for the opening of the 1021 basketball season nt the stale university In tbo coliseum nt tho lair grounds at. Lincoln, January 14, are being made by Director Luebring of the athlotic department. Electric light and power rates have been boosted In Stanton from 12 and (! cents to 14 and 8 cents, respectively. Fifty bend of Durocs were sold at Heaver City by J. C. Forney for $0,500, an average of $130 a bead. In the face of a heavy decrease In live stock at all of the big western markets, the Omaha market reinnlns In second place by a margin of ap proximately 550,000 bead of all kinds of stock, leading Kansas City, which is In third place, by this margin. ' Three baby girls, all In excellent condition and weighing live pounds each, were born to Mrs. Neal Mclntyre In Nebraska City last week. There are six other children In the family, the oldest being sixteen year of age. At the close of their annual meeting at Lincoln the association of county ngents of Nebraska elected the follow ing officers for the year: President, II. It. Frauscb, lied Cloud; vice presi dent, Philip Sheldon, Scotts Hlua's; secretary-treasurer, II. G. Gould, Sid ney. Edwin Smith, a member of the Ne braska City high school basket ball team, fractured his collar bone while at practice and will be out of the game for several weeks. Last fall. Just be fore the opening of the foot ball sea son, young Smith fractured the stime bone and was out of the game during the entire season. Approximately 15,00(1 farmers Joined the Nebraska Farm Huicau Federa tion In seventeen counties up 'o December IS. This is un average qf S52 to the county. As many of these counties are sending in additional members, It Is probable that the aver age will be about 1,000 a county, or about 70,000 for the entire stato when the membership canvass is complete. ('. E. Hartford, state lire tnarslml, estimates that while the total tire loss in Nebraska for 1020 will bo little if any greater than In 11)11), the loss by Incendiary Hies lias Increased to an alarming extent. It will cost the stato $770,530 more during tbo next two years to run Its state Inst Itut Ions according to an es timate made by the board of cont-ol In Its report Just made public. The ni hil cost during the bleiiulum just past was $3,037,0770. Tho estimated cost for the coming two years, us given in the annual report of the board, Is $4,708,000. A gunrantee fund of $10,000 has been pledged by Lincoln citizens for tho purchase and distribution of coal to worthy people who are out of work or are tumble to purchase fuel Just at present. Governor McKelvle has revived two old customs, the inaugural hall and governor's military atatTC Imme diately following the Inainciiratlcn January 0, a reception will be held at the governor's mansion and dancing will follow. Light refreshmeiiU will be served. A reception for stale of neons and employes followed by dune bit; will bo held January 7. A Feeling of Security You naturally feci eccurc when you know that the medicine you aro about to take is absolutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs. Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Hoot, kidney, liver and bladder remedy. The same standard of purity, strength nnd excellenco is maintained in every bottle of Swamp-Koot. It is scientifically compounded from vegetable herbs. It is not a stimulant and is taken in teaspoon fill dopes. It is not recommended for everything. It is nature's great helper in relieving and overcoming kidney, liver and blad dei troubles. A sworn statement of purity is with every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Koot. If you need a medicine, you should have the best. On sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to try this great preparation send ten cents tc Dr. Kilmer & Co., Ilinghamlon, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper. Adv. Some Other Day, Perhaps. "Shall I dust the bricky brack, mum?" "Not today, Norn. I don't think we can afford It." Cutlcura Comforts Baby's Skin When red, rough and Itching with hot baths of Cutlcura Soap and touches of Cutlcura Ointment. Also make use now and then of that exquisitely scent ed dusting powder, Cutlcurn Talcum, one of the indispensable Cutlcura Toilet Trio. Adv. It Is never too late to mend, marry or got a divorce. A strong mnn without confidence U weak. feYHirt Then it is Genuine Warning! Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians for 21 years and proved safe by millions. Accept only an "unbroken package" of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin," which contains proper directions for Colds, Headache, Pain, Toothache, Neuralgia, .Rheumatism, Neuritis. Lumbago. Handy tin boxca of 12 tablets cost but a few centa Larger packages. Aspirin ta th trade mirk of Bayer Manufacture of MonoaeeUcaciilatter of Salloyllcaold No Half Ways for Him. Mrs. .Tones bud arranged to meet her husband at u certain store. After standing about for somu time she grew Impatient, nnd, thinking that he might have forgotten to meet her, she called him up at bis place of business. Sup posing thut central had given her the right number, she exclaimed: "Hello, Frank, Is that you? I'm nearly dead." "Well, madam," came the reply, "1 guess you have the wrong man. I'm the undertaker, and I want them en tirely dead." Boston Transcript. Canada's Ftlcn Coal Mine. Tlio coal deposit aM.nmpmnn, Snsk., Canada, Is believed to be one of the best or Its kind in the world, and one of the greatest assets of the province, according to the Investigators who recently made an examination of the location. They estimated that there are HLNOOO.OOO tons of coal In the two and three-quarter sections of laud In which tho coal Is located. Patriot. "I'a, what is a patriot?" "A patriot, my boy, is a man who continues to Iovo and servo bis conn try whether or not Its elections go to suit him." As a man grows older, bis feet can get plenty cold enough without inking n sleigh ride. Qllllllllllllillllllllllllllinilllllllllllllllllilllllilllllllllllllllllilllllllllilllllllliillllliiiiiijiirrj A Ready-Cooked Food For Breakfast or Lunch 6rapeNiit: Crisp granules of wheat and malt- ed barley "sweet as a nut" from 1 special processing and long baking. No need to sprinkle sugar on your I cereal when you use GrapeNuts I 1 "Theres a Reason7 Hi S Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiml jiWy Secrets. Wonejl r$?T sWi,i$1 A woman's fondest bopo is to stay young. Sho often resorts to paints, powders and cosmetics to hido her years. Somo women pay large sums to so-called "Beauty Doctors" in the be lief that nionoy will buy youth. Others wear girlish drexsos, thinking they can fool tho world about their age. Hut no one is decoived. Tho tuoro you try to lddo your ago, thu more it shows. Thore is but one thing that holds old ago hack, and that is health. Sickness and weakness bring old ago early in lifo. Dr. Pieroo's Favorito Proscrip tion la a building-up modicino for women. It makes thorn hcslthy and strong when they suffer from women's troubles. It keeps them looking young by keoping them well. It is a woman's tonic for tho frail, tlio dclicato and thoso who aro nervous, dizzy and who havo backacho and dragging pains. Favorite Prescription is altogether vogetablo and without a particle of alcohol. It is safe to toko. Try it now. In tablot or liquid form at all druggists, or send 10c for trial package of tho tablets to Dr. Pierce 's Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y. I The man who courts trouble Is soon married. GENTLE JOLT FOR SWEENY Possibly There Are Others Who Might Benefit by Reflecting on George's Observation. Krotblngham Dodge, tho Boston municipal reformer, in the course of nn address to Harvard students, snid: "Man wasn't made to loaf. The minute he begins to loaf he takes to drink or hypochondria I don't know which Is worse. "There's a loafing hypochondrlnc named Sweeny who spends nil bis time talking about his health. He's always ailing, and usually when you go to see him you find blm In bed wltb a headache or rheumatism or dyspepsia or what not. "Sweeny was tottering feebly down the street one day when be fell In with a burly friend named George. "'George,' be said. 'I'd give any thing to be as strong and healthy as you nre. What do you live on?' "'I live on fruit,' said George. '"Fruit, eh?' snid Sweeny eagerly. 'That sounds good. I'll have to try it. What kind of fruit, George?' '"The fruit of labor' George an swered significantly." Graft Is something else wo cannot euro only scold nbunt. To win xiiii high and stick to It. i ,a