DAKOTA CITY HERALD, DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. KEEPING WELL RSEANS A CONSTANT FIGHT AGAINST CATARRH Msny diseases may bo describM a a catarrh, atanuch and bond disorders catarrh. Klht It! riKht catarrh with a retried rcpuiauoa lor uuiiuoou extending oyer ball ,DR. PE - Tablets or Liquid Kill Thai CASCARA U Cold, Coughs OM Neglected Coldo aro Dangerous Toko no chances. Keep this ctandard remedy hand for tho first nnsoia. Brocks up a cold in 24 hours Relieves Grippo in 3 days Excellent for Headache Quinine In this form does not aCoct tho hoad Cascnra la best Tonic Laxative No Oplato In Hill'o. ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT DON'T I.BT THAT COUCH I CONTINUE! SPOHN'S DISTEMPER COMPOUND Will knock It In very short time. At the Drat sign of a couch or cold In your horse. Rive a few doses of "Hl'OHN'S " It will let on the glands, eliminate the disease germ, and prevent further destruction of body by disease. 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Their apparent fondness concents the unconscious wish that tlio child will Hud himself un equipped fof tho greater world inul compelled to turn hack to the shelter. New York Medical Journal. Corresponding Clue. "The police Kecincil to know tho fel low by his gnlt." "Why bhoiildn't they? He's n fence." Fruit of Questioning. "Pate?" Tench l" "Ah I n pair." wiRWSooasiararw?waT GrapeNuts - The Cereal That Needs No Sugar "Healthful, substantial and full of sturdy nourishment; A food of delightful flavor,, eatable to the last atom- Sold by grocers everywhere! catarrhal condition. Coughs, colds, nasal txa juatfcfavot ths yery common Ms duo tfl of assured merit, remedy vhlch has cntury HARTMAN' RU - IMA Bold Kvrywhero Cold With QUININE AND La Grippo Y Absolutely Pure i helpless, and many othor diseases aro tho direct result of impuro blood. You can In a largo mcasuro avoid liability to disenso by tho uso of S. S. S., tho wonderful blood rem edy that has been in constant uso for more than fifty years. S. S. S. cleanses tho blood thoroughly. It is sold by druggists everywhere. For valuable literaturo and med ical advice absolutely free, writo today to Chief Medicnl Adviser, 159 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga, JOKE ON AMATEUR FARMER He Still Has Something to Learn About the "Enormous Profits" Made by Agriculturists. A federal ofllclal nt Washington hns dip-covered Unit ho hns still something to lenrn touching agriculture. Now, ho purchased a farm as a sum mer homo for his family, and finds special delight in walking about the place, commenting on the condition of tho crops nnd In ninny ways showing his Interest In his possessions, Ono evening during tho summer ho was strolling over the fnrm. Tho hired man had cut the grass during the day a very thin crop nnd left It on tho ground to dry. The olllclul snw It nnd, calling his man, said: "It nppeacs to mo thnt you nro very careless. Why lmven't you been more particular In rnklng up this liny? Don't you see thnt you Iikvo left drlbbllngs nil nround?" Kor n moment the hired man stared, wondering whether his boss was quiz zing him, Then ho replied: "Drlbbllngs? Why, sir, that's tho crop 1" The Absent Dack. Cortlandt lllecekcr was supping In n roof garden restaurant the other night when his companion nudged him and said: "Look, there goes Mcrrlwenther, Poor duffer, every cent lj earns goes on his wife's buck," 'Then, by heaven, ho must hnvo lost his Job," nuld Mr. Uleccker, "Judging by this dress I saw his wlfo wearing nt a dinner dance last week." X1XX'$''$X;i75 CONDENSED CLASSICS PENDENNIS X By M. THACKERAY WILLIAM y Condensation by $ Richard Henry Dana. , x-X"XX'x'X-X":x-:'-x53 "fn the crcntlnn of lit log character Thnckerny alnmln simply nlone nmnncr novelists," naysj Salntubury. Ilccky Minrn, unscrupulous nnd fnsclnnllnRi Colonel IVcmcome, noble nnd lovnblej dive nnd I'cndennln, natural young men nil, from Harry Lyndon to IlenU I)aval, live and hate n liclnfr of (heir iiirn. "Once created," snyii Thackeray, "they lend nnd I follow vrlierc they di rect. ... I linvr never mecn the people I describe nor1 Jirnrd the conver sation) I put dovrn. ... I nm often nstonlHhrd myself to rend It. , . . It ncent nn If an occult povrer itom moving the pen." It vrus thin very quality of n life DutNldc lilt own mind vrlilch made his ehuractcrn ho tit Id to himself nn ivcl! in to his renders. lie bothi "I know these people utterly I know the sound of their voices." He even visited, after the puhllcntlnn of "Vanity Fair," the hotel In Ilrusseli where Ilccky had topped. He never grew tired of most of these people who were horn out of bin ImnKlnntlon. The one who bored bint vi us Ksmnnd, and he Ilted In the only novel of ThnckeruyVf which wns completely planned. l'nrndovlcnlly enough, while his people tlniM lived outsldn of himself, letting)! nnd episodes throughout his novel nrc tracenblc to his own expe rience. Ills school, Charterhouse, np penrs ns SlanRhterhniisc and Grey Prlnrs) l'endennls nt his university re lived Thnckerny'si own life; fruh treet nnd It Inlinhltnnts existed In reality n In "I'eudennls." ONE fine morning In the full Lon don season, Major Arthur Pen dennls (retired on half pay) enmo to breakfast at his nccustometl comer In his Pall Mali Club. Ills were the best blacked boots In Lon don. Ills buff waistcoat, checked cra vnt, spotless linen, white gloves', his whiskers, his very cane were perfect of their kind. Ho seemed thirty yenrs old, yniM you saw the factitious nature of bis rich brown hair nnd tho crow's feet around the eyes of his handsome face with Us Wellington nose. Ills long white cuffs showed the good sleeve buttons given him by his royal high ness, tho duke of York. Through his gold doublo eye glasses, ho rends his letters, one nn Invitation from the marquis of Steyno, one from tho bishop of Enllng nnd Mrs. Trail, another from an earl and so on, nnd lust of nil, two others, one from his widowed slstcr-ln-lnw, and the. other from her only child, Arthur Penden nls, Jr. Tho first begs him to "como Immediately" to Fair Oaks, Cluverlng, St. Mary's, "to entreat, nay command" the "wretched boy" to give up his en gagement to marry Miss Cohtlgan, an actress twelvo yenrs the senior pf this lad of eighteen. Tho second from this snmo lnd beseecblngt his undo to re move his mother's objections to his proposed union with his "denr Emily," a descendant of the old Irish royalty, tho most beautiful woman In the world. "A lovo like mine, sir," writes young Pen, "I feel Is contracted onco nnd forever I shall die without ever knowing another passion." Tho major, inwardly In n rage, rue fully sends refusals to the mnrquls, tho earl, the bishop nnd other enter tainers nnd takes n sleepless and tir ing trip In the tight, smelly night mull conch for Clnverlng. On arrival Major Pendennls Is most affable to Pen nnd his mother. Ho does not "cntrent" or "command" his nephew but wins tho boy's confidence and talks familiarly of his own noble friends and tho brilliant career he hns had In mind for Pen. The major then "faces' the enemy," Cuptnln Costlgnn, the half tipsy Imaginative old Irish soldier, tho father and protector of "Emily." To him and his beautiful, honest but dull dnjghtcr, the mnjor Is equally suave, licuutlful sho Is, with broad brow, lrgo melting eyes, black wavy hair, white complexion, rosy cheeks and the arms of a "Venus." Pen had como to seo and know her through Foker, u school friend, n lad homely nnd kindly, dull nt his hooks but bright In overj';dny mutters, whoso fnther, tho great brewer, furnished him money mid Lady Agnes, his moth er, social position. Verses Pen hud been writing to tho Greek goddess ho how dedlcntek to his new divinity. Major Pendennls, ns his next move, lets slip, In the presence of the Cos tlguns, the fact that Pe hns no menus beyond what his inbtticr allows him out of her slender l.-come. Costlgan Is then Indignant that Pent "should lmvo had tho face to offer himself to his denr beguiled daughter." Pen enn not bellcvo his adored Emily has calmly thrown him over, until tho Cos tlgans openly "cut" him in tho street. Ho nlmoat dies, or believes ho Is dying of despised love, with till the symp toms of sleepless nights and feverish days, and Is scarcely consoled by his mother and HtUe cousin Laura. Laura Is llo years younger than Pen, his second cousin on tho side of his mother, who adopted her on the death of her parents, perhaps becuuso of a romance of early unmarried days With Laura's father. Miss Costlguti secures nn engage ment nt n London theater through Major Pendennls' Influence. The mag netic attraction being thus removed, Pen goes to "Oxbridge," Then through Foker and with the major's encourage ment Pen makes rich and aristocratic 1 friends and begins n brilliant o.rcci Into suppers, with his wit, eloquence, poems and commanding self-conll-dence. Wild without being vulgar, ex travagant beyond his means nnd neg lecting his studies, he becomes deeply In debt and Is "plucked" In his degree examination though many a fellow ho has dcsplhcd for dullness or crashed In debnte passes with honors. Unselfish, he would leave the gayest party to go and stt with n sick friend and yet, selfish, he forces his mother to pinch herscflf to- keep him In college and ho accepts Laura's savings to pay his debts. He flees "Oxbridge" In dis grace, though later he tries ugaln and passes his "exnms'r with fair credit. Coming home from college, Pen, now a young man of good figure, medium height, blue eyes nnd auburn whlskersr finds Lnura grown from the simple little girl, into n tall, slim, handsome young lady with largo gray eyes, long black lashes, pale fnco' with' rose tinge In her cheeks which flushes easily Into n deep blush. Now conies on the scene Sir Frnncls Cluverlng, IJart, who opens Clnverlng Park, which hns long been closed. Tho papers n few years before announced his marriage with the rich widow of the late .7. Amory, csqulro, from Indln. He brings Lady Cluverlng, her daugh ter, MIsh Blanche Amory, n young lady, nnd his son nnd heir, little Frank: Clnverlng. Blanche bus fair hair, dark eyebrows, long blnclr lushes ' veiling brown eyes, slim figure, small ' feet, nnd, constnnt smiles showing ) sweet pearly teeth and deep dimples. I Sir Francis himself Is a weak, croa-' ture, u gambler, fond of low company j nnd rapidly wasting his wlfo's prop erty with constnnt demands on her i generosity. Lady Clnverlng, a good, I kind soul, illiterate and murdering tho king's English, Is hardly more for- i tuniito In her second marriage than Inr her first with the sailor nnd convict Amory. Shadowing the Claverlngs Is n mys terious Uolonel Altnmont, with n strango Influence over Sir Frnnclsandi jsower to get money from him. Pen becomes enamored of Blnnche, writes her love poems, and meanwhile she leads htm on only to drop htm. again for anyono with better pros pects. When thus dropped, Pon offers himself to Laura, but In a linlMlenrted' way. Laura replies, "When next you offer yourself, do not sny ns you. hnvo done to me, 'I have no heart I do not love you ; but I nm ready to mnrry you' because my mother wishes for tho mutch.'" After Lnura's refusal, Pen tires of the country and goes to Eon don to study law. He settles In chambers nt the Lnmb Court Temple nnd makes a friend of and rooms with George Warrington, on older gradunte of "Oxbridge." In London Pen leuds' a life not of study, hut of jovlnllty, though not of vice. He is too lofty to stoop to vulgar Intrigue. When re duced to his last few pounds, Pen, by Warrington's help, gets a poem ac cepted in a magazine, Is given books to review, becomes a contributor td the new Pall Mall Gazette, writes- the populur novel "Wnlter Lorrnlne'' and becomes well off and well known. His uncle Is proud of hiim gets him Invi tations to dlno In high society, and. Introduces him, among other celeil tics, to tho great duke ofl Wellington. One night, tho mysterious Colonel Altnmont, hnlf drunk, forces his- way i Into tho Clnverlng dining room la Lon don and Mnjor Pendennls recognizes him as an Indian acquaintance. Soon after this, he urges Pea to marry for money, saying, "It Is as easy to get a rich wife as a poor one," and en courages him toi court Miss Blanche Amory. Somehow the major per suudes Sir Francis to give up his seat In parliament In favor of Pen nnd to arrange for a large dowry for Miss Blnnche. Finally, in lieu of any better prospect, she accepts Pen. J Tho'secret of Colonel Altnmont's In-' fluence over Sir Francis becomes pub lic property nnd reaches Pen's ears, ' for Altnmont is none other thnn Amory, the husband of Lady Cluver lng. Ho wns reported to hnvo died, but In reality Is alive. This makes ' tho Clnverlng mnrrluge Invalid and Miss Amory heir to the fortune In stead of young Frank. Pen then re fuses to benefit by the fortune or to take tho seat In parliament and writes Blanche he Is still willing to marry her though ho admits ho does not lovo her deeply. Later, when ho cnlls, ho finds bis old sehoolmnte Foker, rich through his father's death, now In stalled in Miss Blanche's affections. Still, the fair Blanche confidentially confesses to Pen that sho would prefer him If he could lay aside his "absurd scruples." This ho refuses to do, so tho Foker and Amory weddtug Is ar ranged. Then Pen, freed from this merce nary alliance, finds his heart all tht while was really duvoted to Laura, so he proposes to her lu earnest and this time Is nccepted. Foker In turn finds by accident the secret of Amory's sur vival nnd what Is worse, that Blanche knew and yet concealed It from him. For this lack of confidence he leaves tho fickle Blanche, so that thcro Is only ono wedding at Cluverlng nnd that not at the baronet's hnll. It turna out that Altamont, alius Amory, nl ready hnd n wife living when ho went through the form of marrlugo with the futuro Lady Cluverlng; so nfter all, Sir Francis and bho nro legnlly hus band and wife. Sir Fruncls reforms. Miss Blnnche goes abroad and marries In Paris a count with doubtful title. Pen h elected to parliament on his own merits, tho new railroad buys some of Pen's lands and greatly Increases tho valuo of tho rest, so ho Is well ofl and most happy with the adorable, high-minded and devoted Laura. Copyright. 1919, by Post Publlshlns Co (The Boston Tost.) Catarrh Catarrh Is a locol dineaso greatly Intlti f ."?$! . by constitutional conditions. HALL'S CATAUR51 MEDICINE 1 a Ionic and Blood Purtner. By clcanslnB ,,?T,I.'2LnJ!'1 huldlnu up the System, HALL'S CATAItRH MEDICINE restores normnl conditions and nllows Nature to do Its work. All Druggists. Circulars free. F. J. Choncy & Co., Toledoi Ohio ' He Ducked. Ilnymond, Billy nnd Hurry, boys of six, were playing. 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