DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD. DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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FAINTING AND
DIZZY SPELLS
The Cause of rack Symptoms
and Remedy Told in This
Letter.
Syracuse, N Y. "When I com
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bad fainting spells.
I suffered for two
or three years be-
fore I beran takine?
Lydia E. Pinkhara's
Vegetable Com
pound and the Liver
fills which I saw ad-
vertised in tho
papers and in your
little books. I took
about twelve bottles
of toot Vceretablo
Compound and found it a wonderful
remedy. I commenced to pick up at
once and my suffering waa relieved. I
have told others about your medicine
and know of some who nave taken it
I am glad to help others all I can."
Mrs. K. E. Demino, 487 W. Lafayette
Ave., Syracuse, N. Y.
While Change of life Is a most crit
ical period of a woman's existence, the
annoying symptoms which accompany
it may be controlled, and normal health
restored by tho timely use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. .
Moreover this reliable remedy con
tains no narcotics or harmful drugs and
owes its efficiency to the medicinal ex
tractives of tho native roots and herbs
which it contains.
CONDENSED
CLASSICS
THE HEART OF
MIDLOTHIAN
By SW WALTER SCOTT
nittalhnho
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.There are 800 volcanoes on the
globe, according to late estimates.
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IM-1900
!
Look for name "Bayer" en the tablets,
then you need never
- worry.
If you want tho true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin."
Tho "Bayer Cross" Is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imi
tations. In each package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc
tion's for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism,
-CLumbngo, Neuritis, and for Pain lu
I general. -
Handy tin boxes containing 12tnblets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
Bell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufac
ture of Monoacetlcaddester of Sallcy
llcacld. Adv.
If you would get close to nature get
a job as n farmhand. .
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOMA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and sec that It
Bears tho
Signature of
In Use for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The average man Is a poor Judge
of his own importance.
!:
Walter Scott was
born in Edinburgh
on Auff. 15, 1771.
His father was a
lawyer, tho first
of tho Scott lino
to leave tho open
country for the
town.
For a man who
wrote such a pro
digious amount,
Scott was surpris
ingly late In get
ting started. Ho
was 84 years old
when his first
or! Final work ap
peared, "The Lay
oC the Last Min
strel." From that
moment until his
death, on Sept. 21,
1832, he was, with
the possible exception of Byron, the
most popular writer in English.
"When tho public seemed to be tlrjngr
of his long Romances In verse, he
turned to novel writing, and In 1814,
when he was 43, ho camo Into his
career of greatness with "Waverlcy."
For 18 years novel after novel fol
lowed In rapid succession, stirring ro
mances of history or colorful talcs of
Scottish life. They were all published
anonymously until the financial dls
"aster of 1825 made It seem wise to
reveal the author's name
Fully a dozen of the Waverley
Novels, If not more, might be Included
In any list of 100 novels and many
loyal lovers of Scott would even then
think that one or two more might be
added. He was, as Stevenson re
marked, "the king of the romantics."
"Waverley," "Ivanhoe." "The Heart
of Midlothian," and "Kenllworth" are
representative of Scott at his best.
But "Old Mortality," "Quontln Dur
ward," "The Talisman,", "Guy Manner
Ing." "The Fortunes of Nigel," "The
Antiquary." "St Ronan's Well." "Rob
Roy," and Indeed others have all been
ranked as favorites among the in
numerable admirers of the romances
wrlflen by "the Wizard of .the North."
2U"
PR ACE UP!
The man or woman withweak kid
neys ia half crippled. A lame, stiff back,
with its constant, doll ache and sharp,
shooting twinges, makes the simplest
task a burden. Headaches, dizzy spells,
urinary disorders and an "all worn out"
feeling are daily sources of distress.
Don't neglect kidney weakness and riik
gravel, dropsy or Bright's disease. Get
a box of Doan's Kidney Pills. They
have helped other people the world
over. Ask your nelgXoorl
A South Dakota Cm
Mrs. Christina
Gross, 104 Green
St Yankton, 8.
D says: "When
bard, or was on
- my feet quite a
bit my back
ached so I could
hardly keep up. I
was all worn out
and run down.
Sometimes I was
dlxsy, too, and
my kidneys were
d 1 ordered.
Doan's Kidney
Fills gave me relief right away and
two boxqa cured me entirely."
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FRECKLES SJiSSlTSi
TIB Heart of Midlothian, by
many called the finest of the
Waverley Novels, was pub
lished anonymously In 1818. It tnkeJ
Its name from the Tolbooth, or old city
Jnil.In Edlnburg (pulled down In
1815), the "stony heart" of Midlothian,
,whlch reared. Its ancient front In tho
very middle of tho High street of the
city.
On the afternoon of September 8,
1730, Reuben Butler, asslstant-mnster
of the school at Llbberton, and licensed
minister of tho gospel, found himself
In unexpected trouble. First of nil,
he had become entangled with the
crowd of good citizens of Edlnburg
in the Gnissmnrket, murmuring at the
postponement of the execution of Cap
tain John Porteous of the City Guard.
They were still In the heat of anger
from the events of the preceding day,
when Porteous had ordered his men
to fire, and had fired himself, upon
the crowd, some of whom were at
tempting to cut down the body of
"Scotch Wilson, the famous smuggler.
Several Innocent citizens had been
killed. Now that the chief offender
seemed likely to escape, there was no
knowing what the mob might do. The
quiet young pedagogue would gladly
have returned to Llbberton. Then, to
his consternation, he learned that Effle
Deans, the younger and more charming
Bister of his sweetheart Jeanle Deans,
was imprisoned in the Tolbooth.
When he had last seen Effle, more
I than a year before, she had, been a
beautiful and blooming girl, the Illy
of Saint Leonard's. Many a traveler
past her father'a cottage had stopped
his, horse on the, eve of entering Edln
bdrg, to gaze nt her as she tripped by
him, with her rallk-pall poised on her
head, bearing herself so erect, and
stepping bo light and free under her
burden that It seemed rather an ornn-
ment than an encumbrance. Now the
poor girl, scarce eighteen years of age,
lay In the Tolbooth, charged with child
murder. The facts were that after working
for n time In a shop in Edlnburg, the
unhappy prisoner hnd disappeared for
the space of n week, and then made
her appearance before her sUter nt
Snlnt Leonard's In u Btato that had
rendered Jennie only too certnln of
her misfortune. Hut to all questions
she hnd remained mute ns the grave,
until the ofllcers of-Justice hnd come
to apprehend her.
Before Reuben Butler could see her,
tho Tolbooth was closed; and before
ho could escape from the clty crowd
of rioters compelled him to return with
them to the jail and ndmlulster the
last rites to Porteous, whom they
dragged forth to denth.
The leader of tho mob, a young man
disguised In woman's clothes, seized
n moment In tho midst of the turmoil
in tho Jail to beg Effle to escape. "For
God's sake for your own sake for
my sake flee, or they'll tnko your
life," wfiB all that he had time to say.
The girl gazed after hlra for a mo-
ment, and then, faintly mutteiing,
"Better tyne life, since tint Is gudo
fame," she .sunk her head upon her
hnnd, and remained, seemingly, ns un
conscious as a fatotue, of the noise and
tumult which passed around her.
In the morning, on his way to see
Jeanle and her father at Saint Leon
ard's, Butler encountered In tho King's
park a young man of noble bearing,
but, strangely agitated, who bade hlu
"tell Jennie Dcnns that, when the moon
rises, I shall expect to nect her at
Nlcol Muschat's Cairn, beneath Saint
Anthony's chapel."
After attempting 1n vain to induce
Jennlo to explain tho message, ho re
turned to visit Effle again. In tho Tol
booth, only to be compelled, on his ar
rival there, to trtl the wholo story,
lest he bo convicted of guilt In the
Porteous affair. And then he was sent,
home, under ball not to leave Llbber
ton, nor to communicate with any
member of the family of Efllo Dcnns.
But If his experiences were to him
Incomprehensible they were by no
means so to tho authorities. By piec
ing together his testimony with those
of others, thoy rightly determined that
the stranger In the Klng'B park, the
leader of tho Porteous mob, and the
father of Effle's child were one-nnd
tho same person; nnmely, Geordfo
Robertson, comrade of Wilson the
smuggler, and but Intely escnped from
the very prison In which Effle Deans
was now confined. Accordingly, they
planned to capture htm that night nt
Muschat's Cairn. But before they
could reach that place, Robertson hnd
time to beg Jennie to save her sister
at the trial by testifying that Effle had
disclosed to her her condition Then
he escaped. ,
Merely that slight falsehood would
Inure removed the case of Effle Deniis
from under tho letter of the cruel
Scotch statute. But Jeanle, steadfast
ly, devoutly truthful, was utterly un
able to placato her conscience In bear
ing false witness. Nor could the dis
appointment of Effle herse'f, whom sho
wns at last permitted to visit In tho
strong-room of tho prison alter her
"resolution. "He wanted that I suld
be mnnsworn," she said. "I told him
that-I dau.na swear to an untruth."
At the trial, when Jeanle was
brought In to testify, Effle, In human
weakness, cried, "O Jennie, Jeanle,
save me.1" But when the solemn oath,
'the truth to tell, nnd no truth to
conceal, as far n& she knew or was
asked," was administered "In the nnnoo
of God, and n? the witness should nn
swer to God nt the grent day of Judg
ment," Jeanle, educated In deep rever
ence for the name of the deity, was
elevated nbovo all considerations save
those- which sho could, with a clear
conscience, cnll Him to witness. And
rwhen the advocate enme nt length to
the point of asking her. "what your
sister said ailed her when you In
quired?" Jennie could only answer,
"nothing." When the sentence wns
pronounced by the doomsman, Effle's
own eyes were the only dry oneq In
tho court. "God forgive ye, my lords,"
she said, "and dlnnn be angry wl" me
for wlshln It wo a' need forgiveness."
The next morning found Jennie
Deans traveling nlone anil afoot on
the long road to Lqndon "to see tho
Queen's face that gives grace," and
beg for her sister's pardon. Her tar
tan screen served nil the purposes of
a riding habit, and of an umbrella; a
smnll bundle contained such clmnges
of linen as were absolutely necessary.
She had a few guineas, and n letter
from Reuben Butler to tWc Duke of
Argyle, whose grandfather had been
under obligations of the deepest to
the famous Bible Butler, grandfather
of the poor assistant-schoolmaster, now
sick at Llbberton.
She passed luckily, on tho whole,
through so weary and dangerous a
Journey, nnd at length, through tho
Intercession of tho duke, secured tho
pardon which sho sought.
Before she renche'd Scotland again,
Effle had eloped with her lover, 'who
was In reality George Staunton, son
of an English nobleman. 'The sisters,
who hnd last metwhen Effle. was sit
ting on the bench of the condemned,
did not meet again for many years,
though Lady Staunton wrote some
times to Jeanle now Mrs. Butler,
wife of Mr, Reuben Butler, pastor of
Knocktnrlltle.
Finally, by chance, Sir George
learned thnt Meg Murdockson, who had
attended Efflo In her Illness, had not
murdered the child, ns they had al
ways supposed. Ho traced the boy to
a certain troop of vngnbonds, of which
Black Donald was the chief. In an
nffray with Black Donald's men, Sir
George was shot by a young lad called
"the Whistler," who proved to be tho
losi Hon. The ,lnd disappeared, and
escaped to America. Lady Staunton,
overcome by tho tragedy, after vnln
efforts to drown her grief In society,
retired to a convent In France. Al
though she took no vows, she remnlned
there until her death. But her In
fluence nt court accomplished much
for the children of her sister Jeanle,
who lived happily on In the good par
ish with which the bounty of the
Duke of Argylo Jrad provided her husband.
The Heart of Midlothian Is notable
for having rather fewer Important
characters, n smnllcr vnrlety of Inci
dent, nnd less description of. scenery
than most of Scott's novels. Ono of
tho most remarkable scenes In all fic
tion Is the meeting of tho two sisters
In prison under tho eye of the Jailer
Ratcllffe. Tho interview of Jennie
with Queen Cnrollno Is also most note,
worthy. There Is much humor nt the
expense of the Cnmcronlan wing of tho
Presbyterian faith In Scotlnnd. In this
work also appears the strange charac
ter of Madge Wlldflre, daughter of tho
old crone, Meg Murdockson. Into her
mouth is put tho famous song, "Proud
Maislo is in tho wood."
QUAINT OLD ENGLISH CUSTOM
Dwellers In Cornlth Village Maintain
Their Right to Look on Statue
With Reverence.
In Launceston, n siuall town In Corn
wall, one Image nnd ono old custom
have "remained In spite of the Puri
tans, says a contributor to London
Country Life, who relntes n curious
survival of the old days when Oliver
Cromwell nnd his Image-smashing sol
diers ruled England. Perhaps It was
because the Cornish did not take kind
ly to the Puritan spirit, continues the
writer, but the Magdalen of Lnunccsy
ton remains nnd tho people of Lnuncos
ton still believe In her power for good
and evil. The llgure, which rests In
a canopied niche between tho center
of the three windows nt the cast end
of the parish church, Is n little less
than life-size, and represents tho Mag
dnlcn as lying face down In an nttl
tudo of grief. By her side is what Is
described as a skull or tho box of
ointment.
What Is still more Interesting Is the
forge number of stones, pebbles, and
pieces of slato always to bo seen scat
tered and untidy on the back of tho
figure or upon the Bill of the window
above. They represent the triumph of
custom or superstition. The people be
lieve thnt If you cast a stone up nl the
figure nnd It remains upon It y6u will
get your reward. If you treat the stat
ue with disrespect you will suffer.
Tho stones on the window sill repre
sent failure; those on the figure, suc
cess. The people of Launceston are
reluctant to talk about this belief of
theirs. If j on ask, they will half shyly
tell you that flic children believe It,
nnd thnt they remember that when
they were children they threw n stone
up when they wanted n new pnlr of
boots or n treat of me kind.
"And did you get it?" you nsk,
You will generally be told, "Yes."
If you watch, you will see that tho
children still believe It. and that some
of the "children" hae long since pass
ed school nge. Tho stones aro always
there, always Increasing. Of the many
stories I heard of the Magdalen of
Launceston ono was of how the nar
rator, when n boy, many years ago,
camo running home from school nnd,
passing the statue, jumped nt It to hit
Its face. He told me that It might
have been that or it might not, but
before he was out of the churchyard
he slipped, sprained his cnkle nnd was
In bed for many days. No ono seems
Important to-all Women
Readers of this Paper
Thousands upon thousands of women
havo kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else hut kidney trouble, or the
rctult of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy con
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita
ble and may be despondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to pvcrcome such
conditions.
Many send for a sample bottle fo see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do for
them. By enclosing tea cents to Dr.
Kilmer &, Co., Bingkamton, N. Y., you
may receive sample sixe bottlo by Parcel
Post. Yon can purchase medium and
large sizo bottles at all drug stores. Adv.
It's all right to try, try again, but It
Is better to make good tho flrst time.
Sure
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Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications as thoy cauuot reach
the diseased portion ot the ear. There Is
only ono way to euro Catarrhal Deafness,
ana that 1b by a constitutional remody.
IlALL'SCCATAIinil MUDIC1NE acts
throush the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of tho System. Catarrhal Deafness Is
caused by an Inflamed condition ot tho
mucous lining of tho Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is Inflamed you have a
rumbllncr sound or Imnerfect hrarlmr. nnd
when it Is entirely closed. Deafness Is the
result. Unless tho Inflammation can bo re
ducod and this tubo restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing may be destroyed
forover. Many cases of Deafness aro
caused by Catarrh, which Is an lnnamod
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for nny
caso of catarrhal deafness that cannot
be cured by HALIV8 CATARRH
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Some people ore more nfrnld of
germs than they nre of n mad dog.
SHAKE INTO YOUR 8HOE8
Allen's FootE, the antltaptla powder to
be ahaktn Into the alioaa and uprlnkied la
the foot-bath. The r-lattuburc Camp Man
ual advises men In training to use Foot
Ease In their shoes each morning. It pre
vents blisters and sore spots and relieves
painful, swollen, smarting feet and takes
the stlns out ot corns and bunions. Always
use Allen's Foot-Ease to break In, ntw
snoes. aut,
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The housewife smiles with satlsfac-
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to know how old the custom Is, but the c,cnri w,llc clothes nnd thanks Red
cross nail uiue. At grocers, oc.
If n man Is a loafer he has but lit
tle to live f,or.
Klotiie Ittself Is not old ns eecleslnstl-
cal figures count ngp.
Power From Qas.
The question of transmitting power
long distances by means of gns made
In the coal flo'ds Is raised In the en
gineering supplement of n Briilsh pa
per. Ono of the objects sought In
erecting the piopo.'ed capital power
stations In Knglnnd nnd distributing
electricity from them, Is to savo tho
cost of conveying coal to' Individual
factories. It Js possible thnt the snnie
advantage .wo'uld be realized by trans
mitting gu8 Instead of electricity.
It Is suggested further that tho gas
now made In n multiplicity of gns
works scattered nil over the country
could he generated on modern lines In
large works on the coal fields. Tho
writer calculates that the money spent
on tho carriage -of one year's cool by
one of tho London gns undertakings
would alone siifllce to pay for a main
largo enough to bring fiom Yorkshire
all tho gas It makes lathe year New
York Post.
Nitrate's From the Air.
When 'Thomas Edison was asked ro
cently what he considered the great
est inventions stneo the electric lights,
ho mentioned, first wlrnlpsa telegraphy
and second the American process foi
making nitrogen from the nlr, Be
fore the war we depended upon (er
many for our supply of nitrogen, nnd
especially for the fertilizers which
imfde our fnrms so productive. Tho
Germans had deposits which they only
need dig out of the ground to eell nt
enormous prices. Today there aro
groat plants In the' south where the
nlr Is put under pleasure and .frozen
to liquid form from which In turn
tho nltiogen is extracted. The sup
ply is of course absolutely llmlUcs?,
lly hornpfl-dng water falls to these
plants the work Is done very cheaply.
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Mmibnlr of Tiny Geriris "
Cause Your Catarrh
Real Relief Comes Only by
Cleansing the Blood of the
Germs.
You must reallzo that your blood
la loaded down with catarrh
germs, and these germs must be
removed from your blood beforo
you enn expect real, rational relief
from the disease. And, of course,
you know that you cannot reach
these germs in your blood with
sprays and douches.
S. 6. S. will cleanse your blood
of tho causo of Catarrh, and glva
real relief. It has been in con
stant uso for more than fifty
yenrs, nnd ia aold by all druggists.
Buy a bottlo of S. S. S. today and
lose no further time in getting oa
tho right treatment
yalunble advice regarding 'our
case will be furnished free. Ad
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Laboratory, Atlanta,. Ga.
Copyright, 1919, by the Post Publishing Co,
(Tho Iloston Post),
Seemed an Apollo Then,
Maud So that's tho young fellow
you wcro raving about. I thought you
said ho was handsome.
Ethel I I thought he was. You
sec, I met him at Exclusive beach and
he was the only man there. Boston
transcript,
Canaries Betrayed Burglars.
While on patrol on Henry street one
night recently n cannry bird flitted by
Patrolman Klllcn, followed by another.
Above him half n dozen more wcro
Hying nhout.
Klllea Investigated nnd found that
the exodus of cannilox was from u
bird store. Inside, In the seinl-dnrk-
ness, he flaw five men moving about, j
whom no, arrested. Tliey were locKt-ti
up on charges pf huiglury,
I'.ouls Pollzpn, who owns the bird
ttlorc, said about scwnty-flvo or a hun
dred of his canaries had been freed.
He estimated his loss at $'-00. New
York Mall.
METHOD IN THAT MADNESS
Why Dad Could Not Bring Himself to
Make Serloui Objections to Ger
ald's Smoking.
"Henry 1"
Mrs. Brown's voice was stem. Mr,
'Brown recognized the signs of a com
ing storm, so ha prepared to listen.
"I saw Gerald our boy smoking a
pipe today actually, a dirty, smelly
pipe I" the poor woman ended with a
sob.
"Well, what can we do?" exclaimed
her huBbald. "The boy's seventeen
and has two dollars a week pocket
money. I don't set "
"You mean to say tljat you will al
low him tovsmoke? Why, It's sheer
madness !"
Henry nodded. Then, nfter wit
nessing the unique spectnelo of his
wife speechless for once, he strolled
off Into tho garden, where- ho camo
across Gerald In n corner, with tho
plpo going full blnst.
"Ilello, my boy I" he cried. "This is
something new, Isn't It? Br by the
way, I've left my pouch In the houBe.
Can you give mo n fill?"
Then he, ns ho walked away puf
fing hnpplly, murtnured:
It may bo madness, but there's
method In It. I enn see Gerald's pouch
being quite n money saver to poor old
dad." Behoboth Sunday Herald,
GOT CHARACTERS MIXED UP
According to English Actor, History la
Not a Strong Point With
Theatergoers. '
Tho late 43. B, Irving once told 1b
Philadelphia a story about his f
tlier's performance of gardou'a "Bobea
plerrc." Ho said; 4
"Two dear old ladles sat In their
stalls at the Lyceum, waiting far
Robespierre' to begin.
"By tho way, who waa"1 Robea
plerre?' said the first old lady.
"Why, don't- you knowr Mid tfcf
second old Indy. 'He's the man wlvt
waB murdered In his hath by Maria
Corelll.
"Oh. -no. my dearl' Bald tae Irat
old lady. 'That can't be right, fer
Mario Corelll la still alive, I remem
ber who It wbb now. It war Char
lotte Bronte.'"
Then, nt the end of bla story Mr.
Irving added:
"I once told tills anecdote to
duchess. When I finished the ducheaa
gnve a kind of puzzled laugh and
said :
"'Poor Shakespeare I' " i
Tokyo has po dally papers.
, Catty Comment
"What n lovely color Anna haa."
"Yes; sho alwnys declares It la wise
to buy the best of everything."
Home doesn't amount to so much hi
n faultless climate.
Rice Long Cultivated.
lMco Is generally consldeicd a nn
tlve of China, probably due to tho fact
that Emperor Chln-Nopg, who ruled
2800 years before Christ, established
a cercmpnlal ordinance which pry
scribed thnt tho emperor should fcow
the rice hlinelf, while four other
kinds of seed may be sown by princes
of his family.
And In America
In Japan hissing means delight nnd
usually Hlgnlfles u greeting; in Wctt
Africa It denotes astonishment ; In tin
New Hebrides It Is evoked by anythln
beautiful. -WJtlwthu Butiutwi It la f
' vigil of cordial UKreeweut,
Tor your breakfb.st
Grape-iNiits
Area6y-to-eat food that coats
but little and is fttl 'of the
sound nourishment of wheat
and.moited barley.
Appetizing
Economical
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