DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD, DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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Oenalotumslbeirslaiatart s&taniriyi&eC
The man who knows enough to at
tend to his own business knows about
nil that Is worth knowing.
Tho charm of a bathroom Is its spot
lessness. By the use of Red Cross Ball
Blue, all cloths and towels retain their
whiteness until worn out. Ce.
Natural Result.
"A poor mnn Is not in good odor in
society." "Xo wonder, when his Is n
cent-less life."
Her Specialty.
"That quiet little womnn over there
a wonder."
"What's she done?"
"That's it; she's quiet."
Sure Sign.
Wife I think that chauffeur was
under the Inlluence of liquor.
Husband I know that ho was. He
gave me back tho right change. Re
call. Valued for His Silence.
"The Toadvlllo Clarion pays a hand
some compliment to Ellphalet Sogsby,
an old citizen who died the other day."
"What does the editor of the Clarion
hnvo to say?"
"Tills: 'The Hon. Kllphalet Sogsby
sat on the plntforni at public meetings
in this community for thirty years, nnd
In all that time was never known to
make a speech. Ills place will be hard
to fill.' " Birmingham Age-Herald.
He Hadn't Hurt Thomas.
Tompkins put his parcel on the dining-room
table with n casual air.
"What have you got there, Edward?"
asked his wife sternly.
"Er just a sot of boxing gloves,
my dearl" explained her husband. "I
bought them for Thomas. Every
American boy In future should bo
taught the noble, art of self-defense,
and I will tench our son. Come into
tho garden, Thomas! Don't bo
alarmed. I will not hurt .you 1"
Sirs. Tompkins smiled coldly as she
went on sewing. Ten minutes later
Tompkins staggered Into the room nnd
sunk Into n chair.
"Some raw meat and arnica, Mnr
Itil" he ''ordered. "I've er sustained
a little Injury to my eye!"
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ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for name "Bayer" on tho tablets,
then you need never
worry.
If you want tho true, world-famous
Aspirin, as proscribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin."
THo "Bayer Cross" Is stamped on
ench tablet nnd appears on each pack
ago for your protection against Imi
tations. In each package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc
tions for Colds, nendache, Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain lu
general.
Handy tin boxes containing 12 tablets
cost but n few cents. Druggists nlso
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
Is tho trade mark of Bayer Manufac
ture of Monoacctlcacldester of Sallcy
llcachl. Adv.
Telephone Statistics.
The number of telephones In use in
tho United Stntes at the close of 1017
was 11,710,520 one to every nine per
sons or ovcry two families. Of these
telephones, 7,320,SrS were operated by
the 145 Bell-controlled systems nnd
the remaining 4,3S9,GG2 belonged to
the 53.0S9 Independent systems. The
number of calls made during the year
was estimated at 21,840,000,000 an
average of more than 200 per capita.
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everything 1
Tho Direction Book with each pack
age tells how to diamond dye over any
color.
To match any material, have dealer
show you "Diamond Dye" Color Card.
---Adv.
Egg-Laying Contests.
There is sport and profit combined
in the latest contests that arc engaging
the attention of certain parts of Eng
land where farmers and others have
started egg-laying contests to deter
mine what class of chickens are the
best layers and what farmer lias tho
best egg producers. Four hens nro se
lected, the test runs from the first of
October to the first of February, a gen
erous period of time in tho midst of
winter, when the test hns a. real mean
ing. There are cash prizes of generous
amounts nnd many people are watch
ing the records as they are mndo pub
lic. With eggs at 85 cents per dozen,
as they are In Columbus, hens that
will work faithfully during the cold
months of winter nro hens worth hav
ing and the tests might be held hero
with as much of sport and quite as
much of profit, as In England. Ohio
State Journal.
The Hired Help.
Tho man of the houscwent out Sun
day to greet city ash collectors who
were carrying ashes out of the nlley.
"Good morning, gentlemen," he said
kindly.
"You've got us nil wrong," said one
of the drivers, a little disturbed about
tho Sundny work. "All of tho gentle
men are loafing In the. city stables.
We're only the hired help."
Comparative Virtues.
"I will never marry a man unlets he
knows how to mnko love romnntlcally."
"I prefer one who can mako money
steadily."
An electric pen has been Invented by
n native of India thnt carbonizes pa
per over' which It passes.
9ELGI1 SKETCHES
Reminiscences of
. a Belgian Baby
By Katharine Eaaleston Roberts.
(Copyright, 1920, Western Newspaper Union)
Whee-ee-col Zlngl Dang I There I
as right In tho middle of it. I thought
'he whole world was like thnt nnd I'm
free to confess the first Impression was
tnythlng but favorable. Those Zep
pelins and their bombs were awfully
Innoylng; they made me nervous. Fur
thermore, a cellar is no placo In which
to be born. It gives one such a wrong
Mea of home. Of course, I know now
It was the best plnco for safoty, but
then 1 didn't have my present view
point. That was about five years ago.
JTcs, my entrance was quite dramatic.
iou see, I camo just at tho wrong time,
they were expecting tho roof to fall In
It any minute and the atmosphere was
hither strained. It wasn't at all tho
Sort of welcome a new member of a
family expects.
But, after all, I hadn't much reason
to complain. As soon ns the Germans
look our town they stopped destroying
'touses. because they wanted to keep
Iho city in good condition to live In
after they had won the war. (I sup
pose they are sorry now.) Even- nt that
Ihey weren't pleasant people to have
around. I was asleep when they first
rnme to our house. I'd heard n bang
ing outside, but didn't think anything
if it and went on sleeping. All of a sud
len some ono picked me up nnd ho was
anything but gentle. I didn't like It
ind I didn't like him, nnd I said so in
wy plain nnd forceful language. My
lungs and vocal cords wero simply
vorn out afterward. I surely wns re
lieved when my sister took mo away
from him and I guess he was, too.
But that was just tho beginning.
When I saw another man In ono of
those rat-colored costumes pull tho
mattress off my crib and take out its
ivool stufllng I wns mnd clear through.
Vnd then 1 looked arouud nnd saw
dioy were doing tho same thing to my
Bother's bed. They took most of tho
llankets, too. But what cmild wo do?
My father wasn't there, because ho had
fono somewhere else to fight and I
vns the only man In the house. I had
n-led kicking that German when ho
first picked me up and I realized ho
was too big for me to handle.
We hoped that ono raid would bo
'he end of It, but It wasn't. Well, to
The Way tho Germans
snake n long story short, they camo
another time and took all tho pretty
Shiny copper and our doorknobs. They
removed our big bronze chnndoilers
and even the little hinges from the
piano. We tried to hldo somo things,
but they found all except a few door
knobs and a couple of. candlesticks,
then they camo again nnd took tho
linen.'FInally they made a search for
potatoes. After that, they visited us
Dnce a week und seized whatever they
had missed before. Honestly, I con
cluded, they were going to tako the
whole house and were moving It on the
Installment plan. But they left the
house Itself and whatever they didn't
(vnnt In It,
My mother wns awfully sad becauso
rre didn't hear from father. Of course
tve didn't have much to live on either.
riio Germans wouldn't let nnyono
have more than a little bit of bread
i week and everything else wns just
as scarce. I was always hungry and
said so till I noticed mother was
living me part of her share. I didn't
make so much fuss after thnt. As to
clothes well, as I grew, I had to havo
now ones nnd we couldn't buy them
becauso wo didn't hnve money nnd
materials were terribly high-priced.
Tho rest of tho family had worn out
all tho things they had In the begin
ning. My sister dyed somo blnnkcts
we had hidden whenever tho Germans
called and we mndo coats and other
Clothes of them. Then at night wo
put them over us to keep warm. Re
lieve me there were somo queer cos
tumes hero during tho war.
As soon ns I learned to talk, I began
getting Into trouble. One day I saw
that German officer who hnd yanked
mo out of bed when I wns Just now.
I thought mnybo ho hadn't understood
my former remnrks and so I mndo a
few more. Ho reached for mo and I
ran. At first he started to clmso me,
but It jostled his dignity too much, and
t was safe. J got Into ono scrape after
mother and, sometimes when I was
hungry, I couldn't run fast enough.
Those men certainly know how to uo
their swagger-sticks. I guess they must
have practiced at home.
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I won't bother you with all the am
talis of thosG four years. They weri
mostly a monotony of nothing to tat
and nothing to wenr. Everybody fell
sorry for me because I was so young
When the armistice was signed, we
Just went crazy here. The first Uclgian
soldier who rode Into town was car
ried about on. people's shoulders till
tho poor fellow wns worn out. We
were terribly nnxlous to get rid of
the Germans nnd. because they didn't
leuvo fast enough to suit us, everyone
wore little pins like brooms to show
them we were going to sweep them
out, If they didn't hurry.
Suddenly my father camo home. 1
heard my mother call his name and
nil the family ran Into tho hall where
ho was and cvervono begun to cry and
When Father Came Home.
laugh and cry again. Of course, I hnd
never seen him and, at first, I couldn't
believe that the tall, thin man with
hollow cheeks wns my father. To tell
the truth, I felt rather out of place
and embarrassed. So I hung around
tho edgo of tho crowd till someone
remembered me nnd I was presented
to father. Frnnkly, I didn't Just know
the proper way to greet him. Oi
course ho was my father but, after nil
Destroyed Homes.
we wero practically strangers. The
sensation was very queer. I think ha
felt it too, for ho looked nt me curi
ously. Wo got through the meeting
somehow. Since then we'vo becomo
better nqualntcd. You know, I don't
seo how wo got nlong without him
How nro things now? Well, wo
havo more to cat and wo haven't tho
Germans around nil the time. I surely
wns glad when they stopped their
weekly visits. But, of course, you've
noticed wo haven't any doorknobs.
Everything thnt was taken has to bo
replenished. I heard the family talking
when I was supposed to be asleep. Thoy
said something nbout bills that had
been run during the wnr. Father etoid
ho was glad his credit had been good,
but ho didn't know whether it would
bo five years from now. I don't know
pxnetly whnt ho meant. Mother told
him thnt tho clothes wo'd made from
tho binnkets were so worn that thoy
wouldn't do for either clothes pr blnnk
cts this winter. But my sister had boon
downtown pricing tilings nnd It heems
you can't buy wool clothes now for
less than u fortune. Father said ho
didn't seo how they wero going to get
enough new machinery in plnco of
that the Germans took from his fac
tory to mnko the necessary fortune.
Mother and my sister can't go out nt
tho samo tlrao any more, becnuso of
tho coat question. Father's things are
i) ono too good. And just look nt these
trousers I'm wearing I Aren't they a
flight? They'ro too tight, too. If I don't
get u new pair pretty soon, I'll just
bo despernto.
Tako It from me, I'm never going
to bo born again during a war; I'll
wait till It's all over and settled. All
I could do was tako up room and food
and clothing. And, nnyhow, It's no lit
Introduction to life. Why, at first,
when wo began to get more to eat, I
was actually food-shy. I'm not fat
enough yet, but, If I havo to wear
these clothes much longer, I guets
It's a good thing. Then, ns I said lo
foro, It has knocked my disposition
to smash and now I'll hnve to tuus
a running jump t mako good.
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Doubtless like other sudcrcrs,
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What's In a Name?
At u school tho other day they wero
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