DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD, DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. . y-' V . I xr u 3S fttV m i H . A ' - K' ?" X 7 . J U LIFT CORNS OFF IT DOESN'T HURT With fingers ! Corns lift out and costs only few cents Pain? No, not one bit! Just drop a llttlo Freczono on thnt touchy corn, Instantly it stops nchlng, then you lift that bothersome corn right off. Yes, magic I Costs onljra few cents. i Try Freezone 1 Your druggist sells a tiny bottle, sufficient to rid your feet of every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and calluses, without one partlclo of pain, soreness or Irri tation. Freezone Is tho mysterious ether discovery of a Cincinnati genius. What Esau Sold. Bobby was entertaining tho nlr pilot who was waiting to see his sister. "Fancy," said Bobby, "flying ma chines aro mentioned In tho Bible." "Are they really?" asked tho inter ested sub. "Well, In his sermon this morning tho vicar said that Esau sold his heir ship to his brother Jacob," replied Bobby. Stray Stories. Cutlcura for Sore Hands, Soak hands on retiring in the hot ends of Cutlcura Soap, dry and rub in Cu tlcura Ointment. Remove surplus Ointment with tissue paper. This la only one of the things Cutlcura will do If Soap, Ointment and Talcum aro used for all toilet purposes. Adv. MERELY PIECE OF FOOLING Course Taken by Germany Resembles Closely Neatw Trick That' Is Credited to Sheridan. "Tho Germnns, by fooling us with German bolshevlsm, hoped to escape the payment of war indemnities," said n congressman. "It reminds me of a story about Sheridan, the spendthrift playwright. "Guntor, tho confectioner, left his statement with Sheridan one morning, nnd u few hours later Ilanson, tho ironmonger, called. "Ilanson was very pressing on the subject of his account. lie harangued nnd he linrnngued. Sheridan, broke, as usual, paced the floor in despair. "But suddenly nn Idea struck tho spendthrift and he said: "'You know Guntcr?' "'One of tho safest men In Lon don,' Ilanson replied. '"Then you will be satisfied If I give you his bill for the amount?' " 'Certnlnly.' "Sheridan thereupon handed the Ironmonger Hunter's nently folded ac count, snntched up his hat and rushed forth." Old-Fashloned. "They are old-fashioned children." "Thnt so?" "Yes. They even obey their par ents." Ominous. "I don't notice anything of n music rack about here." "Just wait until you hear Sallio begin to play." M y Km Is Your Table DrinK A Real Part of the Meal ? There's no food value in coffee or tea. They are only accompaniments to the meal. TO is part of the meal and a right royal part, as one well .knows who enjoys a hot, full-flavored cup of this snappy, invigorating drink. "Why do hundreds of thousands of Americans now drink Postum in pref erence to coffee? The better health from a 10 days' trial in your home will telL Postum is boiled just like coffee (15 minutes after boiling begins), is a bev erage of rich, delicious flavor, and economical. :: Two sizes, usually ;; Suffered for Years Miserable From Kidney Trouble. Bean's Made Mr. Barnctt Strong and Well, "I Buffered untold agony with my kidneys for years," says John Barnctt, 30 Virginia l'lace, Buffalo, N. Y. "Sometimes I felt that 1 would burn up with fever, but every now and then would havo a severe chill. Often my clothes were wrinnmij wet with perspira tion. The kidney se cretions were un natural in color and odor and burned ter ribly. At night my shoes were so tight on my fcot that I could hardly get them off and my hands swelled so I coulun t hold a teacup. My 1,1 ,.i.i ni. v. it nchcdl I walked with Hr. Bn,,tt two canes and was all bent over like an aged man. Whcnt the terrible pains shot through my kidneys, my knees would give way and many times I had to be lifted to mv feet by peoplo on tho street. I didn't care whether I lived or died, I was so miserable. I finally used Doan's Kidney PUls and they cured mc of all kidney trouble. Doan's made me strong and well." Stcorn to before vie, A. A. WILCOX, Com. of Deeds. Gat Dosti's at Any Slots, 60c a Bos DOAN'S "pTAV F03TER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO, N. Y. Value of Canadian Farm Land. In the annual report of the Cana dian bureau of statistics, recently Is sued, It appears that tho averago value of farm land In tho dominion, Includ ing Improved and unimproved land buildings, was $-10 nn acre In 191S. Tho average was $14 In 1017, $41 In 1010, $40 In lOlfi, and $8 In 1014. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured by LOCAL, APPLaCATlONB, as they cannot roach the seat of tho disease. Catarrh is n, local disease, greatly Influ enced by constitutional conditions. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will euro catarrh. It 1b taken Internally and acts through tho Blood on tho Mucous Surfaces of tha System. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is composed of soma of tho best tonics known, combined with somo of tho best blood purifiers. Tho perfect combination of tho ingredients In HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is what produces such won derful roBUlts In catarrhal conditions. Druggists 76c. Testimonials free. F. J. Chonoy & Co., Props., Toledo, O. LOOKED LIKE LABOR WASTED Board's Visit Over, Small Boy Couldn't See Further Necessity for So Much Soap antd Water. lie was n new little boy at tho or phanage nnd wa3 much Impressed by nil the scrubbing nnd cleaning he saw done there, moro so because he had come from n homo In which disorder and dirt had held sway. lie could not understand It; more than that, It Irritated him, and when ho got the Job of scrubbing the dining-room steps ho was almost ready to leave. But Just then came a new excite ment to the home. The bonrd was coming to mnko Its annual tour of in spection, and tho cleaning wns dou bled. "Get ready for .the board," was tho homo watchword, It seemed, and ho, being very human, decided to stay until thnt big event was over. Tho day of visiting came and passed. The next morning tho new youngster sought tho mntron. "Now thnt them boards has been here, I don't see no use of scrubbing them Bteps so often do you?" he asked. Appropriate. Outside Brussels Is a large monu ment of a German general. When the allies started to advunce last year, some wit placed a handling with the words "To Berlin" printed on, in tho outstretched hnnd of the monument. Very Likely. "What killed your case In court?" "I guess It was tho fact of its be ing a short circuit court." HHJ-p sold at 15c and 25c. -K' rvjfiwr EL!3L4lbff IHomelbui ;ITHelpsTI JUDGE CITY BY ITS STREETS Importance of Well Laid Out nnd Properly Kept Thoroughfares Can not Be Overestimated. Streets are the lines of expression on it city's face. They are the Ideo graphs of time, recording the thoughts, passions, Impulses of the city-soul thnt dwells within. They are as surely the Indices of n city's chnrnctcr as tho lines on a human face, a bolrnyul of whatever Is ugly nnd sordid, nn earnest of whatever Is serene and gen tie nnd strong. "There uro mean streets," says Bal zac, "and streets thut are merely hon est; there aro young streets about whose morality the public has not yet formed any opinion; thero arc mur derous streets streets older than the oldest hags ; streets that we may esteem clean streets, workaday streets and commercial streets. Some streets be gin well and end badly." In n city where tho trees hnvo been discarded to promote convenience nnd advantages of commercial thorough fares there are Just such streets which distort and mar Its beauty. It Is a custom with us hero In America, with the encroachment of business upon a residential district, tree-lined, shady and Inviting, to Invade with vandallc hand nnd fell tho trees. L'lnuntlng signs may then bo suspended over the pavement to arrest tho attention of the passerby; display windows mny easier be viewed from cither side of the thoroughfare. There Is nn Irrever ence In such practice; beauty nnd chnrm havo been turned to the uses of barter and trade. PLAY PARKS TO FOLLOW WAR Splendid Idea Which Has Arisen In Canada Might Well Be Emulated- in This Country. I'lny parks for children, which will stand for nil ttmo as pcaco memorials, will be established In all tho princlpnl cities of Canada If plans of the Ottawn Horticultural society, supported by the Ottawa playgrounds nssoclntlon. are carried out. ' The purpose of tho parks will bo: "To help mnko Impossible for coming generations tho reality of another war; to hold up for emulation for nil tlmo that spirit of unselfishness which stirred those of this generation and enabled them to secure for mankind tho advantages of peace; and to en courage all those who enjoy tho first fruits of pence to dedicate to tho Ideals of civilization a memorial which shnll have the significance of a guaranty that life In tho future shall hnvo n full er mensuro of Joys and rewards." The parks, according to plans, will cnnlilo children to enjoy summer and winter sports and recrcntlons. They will bo centers for holding minimi pence celebrations. In them somo memorlnl will bo erected n tablet, perhaps on which will bo recorded each year some of the domlnnnt benefits penco hns con ferred upon tho world. Architecture Important. It is an asset to own a well-do-signed home n houso done by nn artist who understands tho essentials and principles of good design; thero are only too few who know these principles nnd how to nrnctlco them. Tho first essential to Inexpensive building Is simplicity of gcnernl com position, but to make It a miccess thero must bo splendid proportions of every part In Itself and Its relation witlf adjacent parts and the whole. Tho scale of tho houso must bo Just right, Its character Is as necessary as tho character of the Indlvldunl. Good judgment Is ft rnro tnlent nnd It must bo exercised In tho small house Just as much ns In Its more ex pensive, ornate and pretentious neigh bor. To live In n homo of nrchltectural merit, however simple It mny he, Is a blessing and brings Joy and life even though It may come to somo nlmost unconsciously. City Government Important. City government touches tho citizen In manifold wnys and Is of moro vital Importance to his Interests, business and personal, than any other sphere of governmental activity with which ho conies In contact. IL collects more taxes from him and expends more money. Its problems are among the most complex with which public offi cials havo to deal, and being largely of u business nature, every mlstako which Is made helps to raise tho citizen's taxes. If Its problems aro to bo well solved, If tho city Is to be benefited by tho successful achievement of other cities and profit by their failures, rlt officials must havo nceehu trt all avail alilo Information and data to bo had upon these various problems and bub Jects. Sees End of the Board Fence. As wooden fences woar out owners of iiroporty should not fall to replace them with wire. The prlco of wire has mounted along with other things, but boiinlH hnvo gone still higher. Lumber will, I believe, continue high, lienee the back yard board fonco lu, I believe, doomed, and it ought to bo. It In hard to Imagine nnythlng more unsightly. -Building Inspector Osborne, HalMim-ie. In the Dultluioru Nyws. WITH ROOSEVELT IN AFRIC Hunting Companion Tells of Inclder ! That Demonstrated the Colonel's Complete Fearlessness. R. .1. Ciinnlngliiime, the famous Afr can hunter, who was In charge of Colt nel Itoosevelt's hunting expedition I Knst Africa, iili he had never foun "any other so easy to get n'ong will and no other man who, by l;ls charac ter, tiimlo every man In his rervlce sc anxious to do the best possible foi him." lie tells tho following story ol "One very near squeak" the colonel had. Said lie: "Tho colonel was determined to get an elephant and a tusker at thut. 1 told him what thnt meant and how much risk there was. hut ho said that he was willing to face It. That was tho colonel all otpr. "We found nil elephant In n forest on Kenln mountain. We had been hunting for three days, and It was hard work for n man of the colonel's bulk In thnt heat and at that altitude, 11,000 feet. At last I caught sight, through n thick hush, of elephant hide and n tusk, about thirty-five feet away, Jusl nenr enough to tell me It was n line specimen. I pointed It out to tho colo nel. Ho fired with complete coolness, got tho clephnnt In tho ear nnd drop ped him. "As the shot went off the forest all around roared aloud with trumpotlngs. Wo were In tho midst of a herd of cows nnd young bulls, and one of the latter thrust his bond through the bushes right over the colonel's bead. I was right behind him, fired at onco nnd bowled him over. "Then I rushed up to tho colonel nnd snld, 'Are you all right, sir?' But I could see he was before I spoke. He hadn't turned a hnlr. At any moment the cows might have blundered through the buMi over us, but ho never thought of that. He went up to tho old chap he had killed nnd gave It the coup do grace and then lot himself loose. 1 never saw a man so boyishly Jubilant." Found Her Theory Wrong. Jealousy has no place In tho lovo psychology of Mrs. Georgo Lamb of Chicago. "Vamp lovo Is not true love," she says. "It's only temporary. Men do not lovo women they cannot respect." Mrs. Lamb docs not think n real man can respect "a rag, a bono nnd n, hank of hnlr." "I studied this psychology even be fore I knew that George (was living with another womnn," Mrs. Lamb said. "I was so positive It would work that I Invited tho 'other woman' to como nnd live In my house. If I could not win buck tho lovo of my husband over tho wiles of n vampire then 1 will bo ready to admit my theories nre all wrong." Her busbnnd refused to accept tho test, she says, and left her, giving her $10 n week for tho support of their son. "Think of It." she says. "I forgavo him after bis blonde went bnek to her husband and bo returned to me. Later his blondo beckoned and be left. My theory wns all wrong all wrong." St. Louis Republic. A Guest at Hla Wedding. Tho henutlfully engraved wedding Invitation had bidden us to the wed ding of a girl friend. Tho guests felt a certain anxiety nt the girl marrying n ninnwho was such a stranger to her anil to nil our townspeople. We wished she had mnrrled n man who had been her suitor for years. When the ceremony had begun and the bride marched in to meet mo bridegroom, n detective laid his hnnd upon the bridegroom's shoulder and asked him to wntch the ceremony, then come with him. The former suitor stepped to tho place and tho wedding proceeded. It seemed that tho hildo bad dis covered thu bridegroom of the Invita tions to have committed a serious crime. Her knowledge enmo a few hours previous to the ceremony. Her old lover was sent for and who "showed" tho culprit. Chicago Tribune. Where It Couldn't Bo Lost. When I was asked to be the best man at n friend's wedding I thought right away of tho many storleH that I had beard of losing the ring and not being able to find It at the right mo ment. As I walked to the altar on tho wedding day my fear grew, so I reach ed In my vest pocket, ftnmd the ring, lind slipped It on my finger. I felt relieved, but nfter the last "I do" bad been said and the ring was asked for I found that I could not get It oil. My bands got cold and perspiration cnino out on my forehead. I twisted and pulled inomentB stretched Into ages. At last. In desperation. I put my linger In my mouth and sucked the ring olT, lJxtbarge. Literal Obedience. My little nephew, who wns conllnu nlly saying that he was mad at ene of his playmates, bad been told by his mother' to say "provoked" Instead of "mad." One day lie came running Inn Iho room where I was Hitting and In gasps told mo he had Just won a pro voked dog running down the streot. Kxchunge. Alackajs Government. Alaska Is an unorganized territory, controlled by the laws passed by tho United States eoiigrens and Its admin lstrntlvi"iind Judicial oIlleerM. Including tho governor, are appointed bv the prwlilent of the United Stntes. Thr Is no general legislative body, but " largor towns are allowed to liieir utu uud eluut governing ojllelale. N0T QUITE T0 H,S TASTE Hunter Liked Bear, All Right, but Thnt Particular One Was Not Done Enough. Blenklns once Joined n benr-liuntlug expedition. During the hunt, as he was resting by tho side of n rock nnd talking with another hunter he began swanking heavily. "If there's anything I dote on It's bear. A slice of bear steak nicely done is Just perfect I" he said. "Well," said his companion look ing up, "I'm hanged If there Isn't n bear nowl" The man who "doted on bear" looked up, saw an Immense grizzly on the top of the rock, gave n yell ond lenped Into tho woods and dis appeared, ills companion soon over took him nnd said to the fugitive as he came up: "I thought you liked bear?" "Well, I do," bald the runaway; "but that one wasn't done enough." London Tlt-Blts. GOODBY, WOMEN'S TROUBLES Tho tortures and discomforts of wcnlc, Inrae nnd nchlng back, swollen feet nud limbs, weakness, tllsiineaa, nausea, na a rule have their origin in kidney trouble, not "fcmnlo complaints." These general symptoms of kidney nnd bladder disease aro well known so in the remedy. Next tlmo you feci n twingo of pain in tho back or aro troubled with head ache, indigestion, insomnia, irritation in tho bladder or pnin in tho loins and lower abdomen, you will find quick and miro relief in GOLD MEDAL- Haarlem OH Capsules. This old nnd tried rem edy for kidney troublo nnd allied de rangements has stood tho test for hun dreds of yearn. It does tho work. Fains nnd troubles vanish and new Ufa and health will como as you continue their use. 'When completely restored to your usual vigor, continue taking cansulo or two each day. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap sules aro imported from tho laborato ries at Haarlem, Holland. Do not ac cept a substitute. In sealed boxes, three alien. Adv. Designation. "Vou say you aro a lifelong demo crat?" "Yes, slrl That's what I am." "But Just what do you mean by 'dem ocrat?' " "There's no cause to worry In par ticular about tho mennlng. 'Demo crat' Is sort of part of my name, same as BUI.'" A Deferential Critic. "What Is that tune tho band Is play ing?" Inquired tho visitor from nbroad. " 'Johnny, Cot Tour Gun l Don't you npprovo'of It?" "Oh, yes. Kvcry nation must bo tho Judgo of Its own literature. 1 have no doubt It Is very excellent poetry. But Isn't it rather reckless advlcu?" N LADIES CAN WEAR SHOE3 Ono nlzo smaller and shoes lust longer after ubIiut Allen's iotKttso. the untl soptlo powder for tho feet. Blinkon Into the shoes and sprinkled In tho foot-bath, Allen's FootKaHo makes tight or now sIAioh feel easy; gives Instant relief to corns nnd buntonn, provents Blisters, Cal. lous nnd Boro Spots. Sold uvorywhore. Ad. Hubby Knew Wlfey. "Thu mistress says she will bo ready In five minutes." "All right; I'm going to Ho down for a while. Call mo In an hour and u half." k Snowy linens nre tho prldo of cver housewife. Keep them in that condi tion by using Bed Cross Ball Bluo in your laundry. C cents ut grocers. Not In Installments. "Is ho rich?" "Very. Ho paid his Incomu tux In full." Grow Wheat in One Crop Often .imru Wrctcrn Canada offers the greatest ndvnntncea to home eeekero. LarRo prolltanre ottured. You can buy Fertile Land at $15 to I ami similar tn thnt which throucli many iliumii'ia uiniivniiuuicutic, iiuuuicub I Canada a Inula crop lias paid tliocnat of I meats ot the Dominion and 1'rovlnccs o Manitoba. Hatkntchewan and Alocrl.-i want ' tlio farmer to prosper, nnd extend every Grain Growing and Stock Raising. ThouchWcstcrnCanadaoffrrslaml nUucli low figures, the hluu $ij priced of uraln, cnttle, hheep nnd nous Loan for Ilia mirthaie nf ntnck may Itlirre nro Rood ililppinK fncillllei; best of maiketi; frco tchools; j cliurclic: splendid climate; low taxation (nono on Improvement!)), I PiTJ'artlml&rAMlolnratlon oflarult forsl, mnpa. ll!uitrtIIHrture. rliKJrllwuy rlo, !., ap(i!7 tollupl. o( Immigration, OlUwi, Cui., or O. A. COOK, nilAWKIt 107, WATKRTOWN, Jl. DAK.t II. A. GABIICTT, ail JACKSON ST., ST. PAUL. MINN. rnmulliin Oovcrnmnnt Irish Convalescence. "IIow'h your liiiHbauil Ki'MiiiK iiIouk, Mrs, KoKiirty'" "Well, Komotlini'H hn's not lor an' foiiicllincH Iio'h worse, hut from tlio way lie growls an' tnlas on wlilu lia'a licttcr 01 tlilnkft lio's bettor wliln Iio'h worse." Huston KvenliiK TnuiKcrlpt. HoMilw to Keep (nippy. Your Joy nnil you Nluill form an InvlMlilo host iiKalnwt illlllriiltlrH.- Helen Keller. "W . ,. A Wholesome, Cleanslnj, I $T&&9if Uclresblnrj ind Ueatlag m TjjyiiL, .0ionMurineforRcd. tC"-. . . . ness, Soreness, Granula iLLISwi tIon.Itchlnandl3urnlng ' J VU of tho L.ye3 or Eyelids: "2 Drops" After tho Movies. Motoring or Goli will win your cotillrlenre. Ak Your Drucgltt for Mtulne when your Kvcs NrH Care. ii-U Murtiio Kyc Remedy Co., Chicago NERVOO! PK88TRHT1QH May be Overcome by Lydia E. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound This Letter Proves It West Philadelphia, Pa. "Durineth thirty years I havo been married, I hnvo Dean in uau ncaiui and had Bovoral at tacks of nervous prostration until it Bccmcd as if th organs in my whola body woro worn out I was finally persuaded to try Lydla E.PInkbam'3 Vegetable Com pound and it mads a well woman of mo. I can now do all mv housowork nnd advlso all ailing women to try Lydla E. Pinkhnm's VcRotable Com pound and I will guarantee they will dorivo great benefit from it" Mrs. Frank Fitzgerald, 25 N. 41ot Stroot, West Philadelphia, Pa. Thoro aro thousandsof women every where in Mrs. Fitegerald'a condition. Buffering from ncrvousnosu, backache, headaches, and other symptoms of functional derangement It was a gratoful spirit for health restored which led hor to write this lottor so that other women may benefit from hor experience jmd find health ns sho has done. For suggestions in regard to your con dltionwrito Lydla E. Plnkham Medlcln Co., Lynn, Rlaas. Tho result of their 40 years oxporienco is at your oervico. , Out of Line. Whllo drilling a new compnny, ond of the men was out of line. The officer colled to him, "Step out," but Instead of Just moving over Into place whoro ho belonged, be went up to the officer and asked "What do you want?" Nono of us havo confidence In folks who are not genuine. Troubles are like babies, they grow bigger by nursing. THIN PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE PHOSPHATE Nothing Llko Plnln Bltro-Phoaphftta to Put on Firm, H smithy Flash ana to Inoroaaa Strength, Vlger nil Nurvo Foroo. Judging from the countless proparxttont Mid treatments which nro continually be ing advertised for tho purposo of making thin pooplo llcshy. developing arms, necH and bust, and rcuiacliiB ucly hollows and angles by tho sott curved lines of honllh and beauty, there nro evidently thouimudi of mon and women who koonly feel thelt oxcosslvo thinness. Thinness nnd weakness nro usually du .o starved nerves. Our bodies need mora Phosphate than Is contained In tnodorn foods. I'liynlclans claim thero Is nothing that will supply this dellcloncy no well us thoorgntilo phosphate known umone drug gists as bltro-phosphate, which Is luei ponstvo nnd is sold by most all druexlsts under a gunrnntoo of oatlsf action or money buck. l)y feeding tho norves directly una by supplying tho body colls With tho neces sary phoBphorla food elements, bltro-phos-nhato quickly produces a wolcomo trnnsi formation in tha appearance; tha lncretuia In weight frequently being nstonlnhlng. This Increase In weight also carries with It a gonoral Improvement in tho health Nervousness, alecptcHsness and lack ot energy, which nearly always accompany exccoslve thinness, coon dlBitppcnr, dull oyos becomo bright, nnd palo cheeks glo with tha bloom ot perfect hoalth. CAUTION! --AlthouKh bltro-phOBphnt U unsurpassed for relieving norvousnoasj sleoplessnoss nnd general weakness, It should not, owing to ltu remarkabla flesh- growing properties, bo used by anyona. who does not doslra to put on flesh. i 70,000 n. I-nmli slock ranch! workubl col nenr oil wall, drlllliiR! IB pur a. Will cell Initio qctlon. Hugo Hauliers', llnton, N. M. W.HN. IC'slOUX CITY, NO. 21-1910. Western Canada Pays lor the Land wa on cusy payment terras. S30 per Acre years has averaged from 20 o 45 yft m unci mo uu iciuim yriicic in ,,ricilt cu,'l latiu ana production. Iho Govern. W posslljlo eiicouraitemcnt ana Help to will reinnin. rV2Kti&!lttt ( 1)0 had at low Interest: ' arant -. Agents His Mourning. Teddy wuh lucoimolnblo when lilrt llttlo dog, Khkh, died. To try to mnko Mm forget IiIh Ionm IiIh mint Imd lilm iieeoinpiiny hor to a friend') wherd thero weru Kuverul other children. Hut Teddy mit 1,'looinlly on tho porch ln Htcnd of Joining In tho (,'imio on tho lawn. "Aren't you feelliiK well, Teddy 7' asked IiIh hostess. "ITch, ina'atn, I'm feollnj; well enough, but I'm wearing a black loot; 'causa Hags Im (leaded." Of great rlche-s thero Is no renl uv except it bo In tho distribution; the rest is but conceit. Huron. Stupid persons nre soldcw ilK?tle fled with thpwryclvw.. Q IJKtMtr' (III ! 1 r '.