DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD, DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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Kill That
Cold and
Save Health
CASCARAR QUININE
The old Comity remedy In tablet
form safe, sure, easy to take. No
opiatei no unpleasant after effects.
Cures colds in 24 hours Grip In 3
d. Monrybacklfttfalls. Get the
genuine uox with
Red Top nnd Mr.
Hilli .Picture on it
24Tablftaror25e.
At Any Drug Stora
Cuticura Heals
Skin Troubles
Soap 25c. Ointment 25 nnd 50c
WAUonK.Colemnn.Waih
Ington.O O. Hooks free. IlUb
ea references. Ileal results.
W. N. U., SIOUX CITY.No. 1-1918. j
J. li. I'ntton urges Pennsylvania to
roilt frni'tnrs In ill dn-nmra I.. iaio
spring plowing.
Always proud to show wlilto clothes.
Rod Croni Hnll 131uo docs make them
white. All gioccrs. Adv.
In the Movies.
"So you've been in the movies, eh?"
"Yes, once 1 wus supe iu u dinner
scene."
. GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by n disordered stomach
nnd inactive liver, such ns sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases In the stomach. August Flower
Is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach nnd intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen
tary canal, stimulates the liver to se
crete the bile and Impurities from the
blood. Sold In nil civilized countries.
30 and 00 cent bottles. Adv.
Saves 90 Slices in 90 Days.
Sergeant Oelleuthelm was fitting be
hind the desk at the Philadelphia po
lice station recently when he beheld
a negro struggling with a suitcase.
The sergeant asked his business. The
negro replied:
"Boss, I want you to answer me a
question. The food administration
wants us to nave a slice of bread a
day,1 and I been doing It for the last
two months. I got 'em all here in the
suitcase, and now I vnnts to know
what am I going to do Willi 'em?" lie
opened the suitcase and revealed about
ninety slices of stale fireuil. Gallen
tlielm recovered, and gave the negro
a little lesson on real conservation."
Boring for Oklahoma Oil.
lCxplorations for oil In the Oklahoma
fields have repeatedly shown that struc
tural domes are the most promising
places to bore for oil, ordinary anti
clines being next best, By far the
greater part of the oil produced in the
state comes from domes or anticlines;
hence they are coveted objects of the
geologists' search.
Hla Merits.
"On the face of things, a shoemaker
Is u man to he trusted."
"Why more than others?"
"Because he Is a whole-soled man
nnd is generally well heeled."
Appropriate Affliction.
"Did that scholar know anything
about the silent letters In spelling?"
"Of course, he didn't; he's toe
dumb."
The best policy Is n paid-up one.
Disagrees
quick results for
the better follow
a change to
Instant
Fostum
A delicious, drug
free drink, tasting
much like high
grade coffee, com
forting and satisfy
ing to the former
coffee user.
Ideal for children.
"There's a Reason"
for POSTUM
Sold by Grocers.
HHHEBig? H JMI MS MSi&fifl
If When Coffee II
IllillUl '
I W III
EVADE
THE IIOI TAX
EVERY GOOD AMERICAN EARNING
FAIR LIVING WILL HELP TO
PAY EXPENSES OF WAR.
RETURNS DUE BEFORE MARCH
Heavy Penalties Provided for Failure
to File Them Government Officials
Will Do In Every County to Assist
tho Taxpayers.
'ixOilnuton. "Must I pay an In
coma lax?"
j-iitit is the question that thousands
of Americnns are asking. The answer,
In a general way, Ilea In this state
ment: Ecry unmarried person having a
net Income of ?1,000 or more, and ev
ery married person or head of n fam
ily having on Income of $2,000 or more
must file a return. These returns must
be in the hands of the collector of In
ternal revenue in the district In which
the taxpayer lives or hns his principal
pluce of business between Jnuiary 1
and March 1, 1018.
The man who thinks to evade this
tax Is making n serious error, llcvenuc
officials will be In every county to
cheek returns. Failure to make u cor
rect return within the time specified
Involves heavy penalties.
"Not Income" means gross Income
less certain deductions provided for by
tho act. The law dellnes income as
profit, gain, wages, talary, commis
slous, money or Its equivalent from
professions, vocations, commerce,
trade, rents, snles and dealings in prop
erty,, real and personnl, and Interest
from Investments except Interest from
government bonds, or state, municipal
township or county bonds. Incomes
from service ns guardian, trustee or
executor; from dividends, pensions,
roynltles, or patents, or oil and gas
wells, coal land, etc., are taxable.
Normal Rate Is 2 Per Cent.
The normal rate of tax Is 2 per cent
on net Incomes uhovc the nmount of
exemptions, which Is $2,000 In the case
of n married person or head of a fam
ily and $1,000 In the ense of a single
person. A married person or head of
a family is allowed an additional ex
emption of $200 for ench dependant
child if under eighteen years of age
or Incapable of self-support bgcauso
defective. The taxpayer Is considered
to be the head of a family If ho Is
actually supporting one or more per
sons closely connected with him by
blood relationship or relationship by
nwrliigc. or if his duty to support
such person is based on some moral
or legal obligation.
Debts ascertained to be worthless
und charged oft within the year and
taxes puld except income taxes and
those assessed against local benefits
are deductible. These and other points
of the Income tax section of the wnr
revenue act will be fully explained by
revenue ofllcers who will visit every
county in the United States between
January 2 and March 1 to assist tax
payers In making out their returns.
Officers to Visit Every Locality.
Notice of their arrival In each local
ity will be given In ndvance through
the press, banks and post offices. They
will be supplied with Income tax forms
copies of which may he obtained also
from collectors of Internal revenue.
The bureau of Internal revenue Is
seeking to impress upon persons sub
ject to the tax the fact that failure to
see this ofllclal In no way relievos
them of the duty Imposed by law to
file their returns within the time spccl
tied.
The government is not required to
seek the taxpayer. The taxpayer is
required to seek the government. Per
sons in doubt as to whether they are
subject to the tnx or not or ns to how
to mnko out their returns, will readily
understand, therefore, that a visit to
this ofllclal may menn the avoidance
of later dlfllcultles.
The penulty for failure to make the
return on time Is a line of not less
than $20 nor more than $1,000, and
In addition fiO per cent of tho amount
of tho tax due. For making a false
or fraudulent return, the pennlty Is
a flue not to exceed $2,000 or not ex
ceeding one yenr's Imprisonment, or
both, In the discretion of the court, and
In addition 100 per cent of tho tnx
evaded.
A6 to the Farmers.
Tho number of farmers who will pay
Income taxes has not been cstlmntcd
by the government ofllclals, hut it Is
certain- they will form a large percen
tage of the 0,000,000 persons assessed
who never before have paid an Income
tnx. The average farmer does not
keep books but If he avnlls himself of
the services of government experts
who will be sent to aid him, It will not
be dllllcult for him to nscertain the
nmount of his net Income.
The farmer Is making out his return
mny deduct depreciation In the value
of property and ninchincry used In the
conduct of his fnrm, nnd loss by fire,
ttorm or other casualty, or by theft if
not covered by Insurance. Expenses
actually Incurred In fnnn operation
may be deducted, but not family or liv
ing expense. Produce rnlscd on the
farm nnd traded for groceries, wearing
apparel, etc., Is counted ns living ex
penditures and ennnot bo deducted.
Salaries paid by the state or a polit
ical subdivision of the state are ex
empt. A fanner holding the Job of
coimly supervisor, for Instance, does
not have to Include his fnlnry In hit In- I
u' ic Hi, I'liinu !
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Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications ns they ennnot reach
tho diseased portion of tho car. Triero Is
only one way to euro Catarrhal Deafness,
and that la by a constitutional remedy.
HALIS CATAIUUI MEDICINE nets
through tin DIood on the Mucous Surfaces
of tho System. Catarrhal Deafness Is
caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of tho Eustachian Tube.
When, this tube Is Inflamed you liavo a
rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and
when It Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the
result. Unless tho Inflammation can be re
duced nnd this tuba restored to Its nor
mal condition, hearing may bo destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
cauRed by Catarrh, which Is an Inflamed
condition of tho Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
caso of Catarrhal Denfness that cannot
be cured by HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
P. J. Chenoy & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Rubbing It In.
"I don't kuow," muses the man with
the wispy hnlr, gazing at his birthday
present. "I don't know. Maybe lion
rlettn didn't menn anything by it, nnd
maybo she did but It seems kind o'
funny that nfter all these years she
should make me ti present of this book
on 'Billing by Will Power, or How to
Master Your Surroundings?.' It's the
first gift she ever game me that wasn't
useful." Judge.
Time for Them Later.
Tubs nnd razors were the first
thought of the Sammies on coming out
of I ho trenches. JIow disappointing
for tho sweethearts who had hoped to
dwell first in their thoughts. St. Paul
Pioneer-Press.
m Only One "nROMO QUININIV
Til tret Urn Bcnulno.call for full namn LAXATIVI1
1IU0MO (JUIN1NU. Look for signature ol B. W.
U1IOVU. X'uresaOolainOnollay, sue.
It's easier to make a fool out of a
dull man than a sharp one.
There isn't much satisfaction In nr
going with n man who doesn't enre,
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ana oiner tana at very low prices.
During many years Canadian
wheat fields have averaged 20 bushels
to the acre many yields as high as
45 bushels to the acre. Wonderful
crop3 also of Oats, Barley, and Flax.
Mixed Farming is as profitable an
mk
inausiry a3
Ecngoia. cnurcnes; markets convenient,
climate excellent. Write for literature and
particulars as to reduced railway ratesto
Supt. of Immigration, Ottawa, Can., or to
M. J. Johnstone, Drawer 107,
Watertown.S. D.I R. A. Garrett,
311 JacltionSt.,St.IJ !, Minn.
Canadian Government A cents
Silly Dullmus.
Simplicity Is the light out In the
hall?
Dullmus Yes. I shall bring It In?
Every woman's pride, beautiful, clear
white clothe. Ums Red Cross Ball Ulue.
All grocers. Adr.
Postmaster General Hurleson curries
mi umbrella instead of u en no.
A misfit truth Is the worst of nil
lies.
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Su Murine Is for Tired Eyes. 1
M0VI6S Red I'.ycs-Sore Eyea
H , . Uranulatoil lijelldi. Hrata 5
5 Hefretboa lleitonx. Mnrtuu It a Fat orlta 5
2 Treatment for JJjes tbat foel dr? and (mart.
r (mojoorUjea oa much of jour loving caro s
s aa ronr Teeib and w lUi tlie tame regularity. 2
h CMEiMmia. YoucnmoiBUYKtntrfSi 5
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I Uk Motbie tjt ttattf Co, Chkuo, lor Frae Beck 5
4imiumiiuiiraiuiiMim:iituaiMiiiiiiititiiitiiumaumr.
ATTENTION!
Sick.
To do your duty
times your health
consideration, lhese two women
tell how they found health.
Hollam, Pa, "I took Lydla E. Pinkham'a Voj
ctablo Compound for female troubles and a dis
placement. Ifolt all rundown and was very weak.
I had boon treated by rt physician without results,
so docided to gi vo Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
a trial, and felt bettor right away. I am keeping houso
sinco last April and doing all my housework, where beforo
I was unablo to do any work. Lydla E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound is certainly tho best medicine a woman can
take when in this condition. I gi vo you permission to publish
this letter." Mrs. E. It. CnuiaiNa, It. No. l, Ilellam, Pa.
Lowell, Mich. "I Buffered from cramps and dragging
down pains, was irregular and had fomalo weakness and
displacement. I began to tako Lydla E. Plnkhara'B Vege
table Compound which gavo mo rolief nt onco and restored
my health. I should liko to recommend Lydla E. Pinkham's
remedies to all Buffering women who aro troubled in a slml.
lar way." lira. ElisuIIeim.R.No.O, Box83,Lowell,Micb,
Why Not Try
LYDIA E. PINKHMIS
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For Infants and Children.
Mothers Know That
Benuine Castoria
Always
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
tmc eiNTAun oianv, niw vobk orrv.
Prosperity
Westers Canada
wi Vu?
ft iffv
Thei thousands of U. S. farmcre who have accepted
Canada's generous offer to settle on homesteads or buy
farm land in her provinces have been well repaid by
bountiful crops of wheat and other grains.
Where you can buy good farm land at $15 to $30
per acre get $2 a bushel for wheat and raise 20 io
45 bushels to the acre you are bound to make money
that's what you can do in Western Canada.
In the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan or
Alberta you can tret a
HOMESTEAD F 160 ACRES FREE
grain raising. Good
Too Big. to Work With Pencil.
Ilruce Hurlon, author of "Alorc Pow
er to You," spent six months In 11 Mon
tana construction camp. Ho left to
take up newspaper work In Chicago.
"Ain't you nshnincd of yourself?"
snld the foreman of tho camp, when he
left. "A big feller like you inaUlu'
your llvin' with a little thing liko n
lead pencil I You're big enough to
s Ing 11 pick."
Ominous Silence.
"The newspapers seem to piny up
marriages," remarked Mrs. Wombat.
"Yea," assented Mr. Wombat, "Iron
ble nlwnys gets si line."
Anil then silence reigned.
Tho Ideal wifo and the ideal husband
nro two of n kind that never make n
pnlr.
Women
during these trying
should be your first
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LYDIA E.PINKHAM
CLASSIC LEARNING MADE PAY
Professor's Acquaintance With the
Language Enabled Him to Squelch
Shine Shop Comment.
The Professor's Greek Is the Greek
of Homer nnd Pindar, as far as tho
professor's studies hnve enabled him
to get It; but ho can speak It well
enough, und enough liko tho modern
Idiom, to mnkc himself understood In
bootblnck shops. Ue has even trav
eled through Greece with it nnd got
along fnlrly well.
The professor's salary la no larger
thnu other professors' snlnrles ; or per
haps ho Is a war economist. At any
rate, the sizable feet at the ends of
his musculnr young legs nro encased
In very ancient half-soled shoos.
The other morning he stopped on
Sixth avenue, muses n New York cor
respondent, to have these shoes shlncd
up. The Greek boys were full of gin
ger; they wore swopping jokes ou their
patrons In their native tongue.
"A tightwad," or Its equivalent, snld
the professor's servitor to the others.
"A miser. Probably n wlfe-benter too"
and went on to discuss the profes
sor's outward aspect In detail. "Look
at these shabby Bhoes," was his pero
ration. Aud then the professor spoko Greek.
"If I lifted my foot to your face," ho
snld suavely, "perhaps, you could see
them still better."
"I had to pay tho cashier," snys the
professor telling the story. "Tho boy
was out of the shop and about three
blocks up tho avenue, still running.
The shop was strangely silent. Somo
day I must go in there again nnd find
out if that boy enmo back."
Attention of Mr. Garfield.
It was on tho Northwestern car line.
The windows were covered with frost,
nnd the sole contents of tho stove con
sisted of n broken broom bundle nnd
several burnt matches, muses the In
dianapolis News. Suddenly u coal
wngon 'roomed up squarely on the track
ahead. The brakes held nnd the gong
clnngcd, but the coal wagon did not
leave tho truck. More clanging wns
to no avail, und then the car began to
gather headway. A gcntlo bump nt
traded the attention of all the pas
sengers, who looked forward Just In
time lo see the motormairreach out of
his window nnd rapidly transfer sev
eral big lumps of perfectly good Ken
tucky coal to his bin.
Warned by tho bump, the driver got
tho wagon off tho truck, nnd the car
proceeded under half speed while the
motormun fired up his stove.
l$y the time Washington street wns
reached tho car wns fairly comfortnble.
Just a Private.
Jnincs N. Culp, n former newspaper
man, now the postmaster nt North Ver
non, tells this one, relates a writer In
tho Indianapolis News.
A Jennings county mnn made In
quiry tho other day for his son's mail.
The postmaster, not knowing whether
tho boy received his mall by city car
rier, general delivery or rural route,
ventured the query, "General deliv
ery?" "No, slrcol" remarked the man, "he
Is not a general yet, Just 11 privato at
Camp Taylor."
Cuticura lo So Soothlnq
To Itching, burning skins. It not" only
soothes but lienls. IJuthe with Cuti
cura Soap and hot water, dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
X, Boston." At druggists nnd by mall.
Sonp 25, Ointment 25 and CO. Adv.
New York Municipal Ownership
league pluns new campaign despite
recent defeats.
, .Cold Couaa llradnche and Grp
JLAXA'ItVM llHOHO UU1NIM4 remoTfothncatua.
ThorolaoBIunVUroniolJulnlne," U. W. OUOVU'b
tlgiiatareKontxix. UOo.
A Jnpnnc&o Is Inventor of a street
sprinkler that distributes water so ns
to form advertisement.
Jl
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MEDICINE CO. LYNN. MASS.
According to British figures the
world's consumption of ten is steadily
Increasing.
COLIC IN HORSES
domanili PnOMPToxtanUon. Keep
one- or two bottles of
Dr. David XloborU'
Colic Drench
In Tour medicine chest all the Uut.
It roUeres In tbe shortest possible
tlrno. Head tbo Vnictlcal Home
Veterinarian. Send forfreo book
let on AUO11T10N IN COWB. IfBo
dealnrln Tourtonn. trrlto
Or. Daild Rtscrtt' Ytl. Co.. tOOCrtii4iingt.Wiuliltlui.rII-.
Sioux City Directory
"Hub of the Northwest"
and FOR SHIPPERS
Highest market price guaranteed
and a square deal. Write for our
circular.
DOLUS & ROGERS, Sioux Cil, Ion
FOn 11R8T BimVlCK SHIP
RICE BROTHERS
Lire Slock Commission Merchant at
SIOUX OITY, Cltloago or Kanam City
HIDES
TANNED
We make horse and
cattle hides Into
warm Fur Conta, llobes, Mitten, etc. Wo tan
Bltlnn and make them Into Capa, Ladles' Conta
and Fur a. We rcllno and repair old fur coats.
UrlllkHl Prln PaI4 far UI4M. Writs far UU1 sad Tf,
SIOUX CITY ROBE & TANNING CO., SIOUX CITY, IOWA
CRE-0-LONE Stock Tonic and Dips
for Hogs, Horses, Cattle and Poultry
A aprclal tonic for each animal. Btrlctly'a,
blood purifier and conditioner. A home Insti
tution, 10 years In business at same location.
Agents wanted In crery county. CRE-O-LONE
MFG. CO., 50a Pearl Straot, Sioux City. Iowa
ARTHUR ELECTRl1TSERV.CE
ELECTRIC STARTER and
MAGNETO SPECIALISTS
Representing eight companies.
710 Penrl St. Sioux City
HUliPHREY"
The Dry Cleaner and Dyer
Expert Cleaning, Dyeing and Ropalring.
Hats Cleaned. )
521 PIERCE ST., SIOUX CITY, IOWA
Used Cars Parts
and Tires !
Boufjht,SoId and Exchanrfecl
We have wrecked to date 150 cars.
"We tear'em up and sell the pieces."
Auto Salvage & Exchange Go,, Inc.
A. V. 8WANSON. Msnsrrr
301 Jackson St., SIOUX CITY. IOWA
"Like Llnhtnlng In tho Laundry."
MADE FOR USE IN THE
MIDDLE WEST BY
Hoalfins Bros. & Co., Sioux City, Iovra,
and sold by all first claw dealers.
INCREASE YOUR
STOCK PROFITS
and learn liow, wltti
out increasing the fee4,
to make 20 more on
jour slock how you
cau raleo iuuilthlor,
hnavler sloc'r by In
stalling an
0. K. SANITARY
Non-Fraasabls
STOCK WATERER
A necessity on ever
farm. See the O. K.
dealer In your town dr
(A" tend for catalog and
Free Trial Otter.
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PHILLIP BERNARD CO.
6200 Floyd Ave. SiOUX CJTY IK
