DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. 1 f 11 V f GIRL GOULD NOT W 01 How She Was Relieved from Pain by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Taunton, Mass. " I hnd pains In bct eldes and v lien my periods camo I h;i ' to stay at homo from work and suf fer a long time. Ono day a woman camo to our houe c i-d asked my mcthcr why I wan EUi ering. Mothr tcid her that I su r fcred every month and she -.aid, ' Why don't you buy a bottlo of Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable ( ompound? ' My mother bought it and the next montl j was so well that I worked all the month without staying at home a day. I am in good health now and have told lota o! girla about it." Miss CLAIUCE MORE?, 22 Russell Street, Taunton, Mass. Thousands of girls suffer in sllcnco every month rather than consult a phy sician. If girls who aro troubled witl. painful or irregular periods, backncht, headache, dragjjing-down sensations, fainting spoils or indigestion would tako Lydia E. Finkhnm's Vegetable Com pound, a safe and puro remedy mudo from roota and herbs, much suffering might be avoided. Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicino Co., Lynn, Mass. (confidential) for froa advice which will prove helpful. The Army o,f Constipation It Growing smaller Every Day. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS responsible they not only give relief they perma nenuycureCcn- ttipation. Mil lions use. them for Biliousness. Indigestion, Sick Headache, Sallow Skin. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICL Genuine must bear Signature rs V&2 Gratification. "You go to church more frequcntl tllan you used to." "Yes. And npnrt from the in&true lion I derive a groat deal of satisfac tion from my attendance. It's a great comfort to be where people sing and play line music without anybody's spoiling it by putting In rugtime word or wanting to dance" FIERY RED PIMPLES Soothed and Healed by Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Trial Free. Smear tho affected skin with Cuticura Ointment on end of finger. Let it rf. main llvo to ton minutes. Thonwasu off with plenty of Cuticura Soap and hot water. Dry without irritation Nothing like Cuticura for all skin troubles from Infancy to age. Free sample each by mall with Boos. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dopt. L, Boston. Sold everywhere Adv. Largest Fountain Pen. What Is believed to be the largest fountain pen ever made for actual use was completed a few days ago in New Orleans. This pen Is made of silver and holds two ounces of Ink. It Is ten Inches long with the cap and eight Inches without the cup, not Including the point. Tho pen weighs about four ounces. Hut you can't get rid of your stenog rapher by marrying her. A henpecked man Is a silent partner of his wife's woes. OH! MY BACK A stubborn backache is causo to sus pect kidney troublq. When the kid neys arc inflated and swollen, stoop ing brings a sharp twinge in the small of the back, that almost .takes the bieath away. t Soon there may be other symptoms; scanty, painful or too fre quent urination, headaches, dizziness or rheumatic pains. Don t wait for these troubles to become serious use Doan's Kidney Pills at once. You'll find no better-recommended remedy. A Soutli Dakota Case m-o IT" T ! '" 1000 W. Muln St., l,.eJ says "I h a d severe pains Uiiouyh my ftirk and kidneys and could hardly straichtpn after stooping felt tired and worn-out - -i una lost m u i In vellit A druHKl5-iU: iirKBd me to try Doan's K 1 d n e N rnft FUN and I did Tliey roHtorod me to tfood health and kidney uiltiunH " rorre'-ted all Gel Doen't ct Any Store, 60c a Bos DOAN'S KP1S5fsT FOSTEU-M1UJURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. Sioux City Directory "Hub of the Northweat" TOR J1E8T MtlU ItK Mill RBGE BROTHERS Lire Stock CoraxUUou iUrrhanti at JHOUXCITY, Ohionao cr KmnauaOtti are mM i JBHRIl flLJIhUV immwfm mitti v AHF lIVtK miWr XL m sL r ' AimmKm. muili- J nmj i d 'fe .' 'To' rax li rn?f p 1 fir , nVl V I NTERNED CREWS OF GERMAN SHIPS BUILD A VILLAGE Scarcely Six Months in the Mak ing It Attracts Wide Attention. LITTLE GERMANY IN ITSELF Three Hundred Little Model Houses and Othor Structures That Go to Make Up a Village Are Con utructed From Scraps. Norfolk. Va. At the Portsmouth navy yard, near Norfolk, Va., there Is a village of almost n thousand per sons thnt hns been scarcely six months in tho mnklng, which Is attracting at tention throughout tho country. Visi tors to the yard vie with one another for the precious and somewhat rnre passes which will ndmlt ono to the peculiar place, and thousands of post cards showing scenes within Its lim its nro sold dally. Tho vlllago Is unincorporated and without legalized form of government. Its residents, though filled with civic pride rare In Its Intensity, nre abso lutely opposed to Increasing the popu lation. They toll and spin In the vil lage only ns It pleases them, yet they cat regularly, sleep regularly and nre assured of a comfortable existence, nt least, until the end of the great Euro pean war. And, now thnt war has been men tioned, you have tho key to the iden tity of this strange municipality In the making. It Is the village built by the Interned crews of the Kronprlnz Wllhelm nnd the Prlnz Eltel Friedrlch, German war vessels, which ran Into the Virginia capes within SO days of "ach other for safety, about a year ago, and since have been Interned by tho United States government for tho duration of the war. Build Wonder Village. Cast Into the waters of a neutral country and realizing thnt their stay probnbly would be long, these sturdy, blond Teuton sons did not sit on tho decks and mourn their fate. Instead, they sprang upon the land, grabbed every scrap of wood and mctnl and cloth nnd leather nnd every drop of paint thnt camo their way and began the construction of their wonder vil lage. From scraps gathered from hither and yon in tho navy yard and out of It, more than 800 little model houses, n windmill, a, chapel and other. struc tures that go to make up the vlllngo have been constructed. Thoy line pret ty streets Their front yards bloom with flow ers and their bnck yards are filled with 'ardon truck. Nor is the end yet. To day you see a load of old boxes or dis carded ends of boards going into tho Hinge nnd tomorrow a new house, of hlch they will be a part, will be un- 'er construction. Building operations 'lvn,vs nre under way. The start of the village came with (ho granting of the use of the east end f the yard, nenr where the great In f rned ships He, by the commandant i) the Interned men. It Is composed of several acres cut off from the remain der of the yard so completely that it eonis it little Germnny within Itself. On one side In the Potomac river He V two ship. Another side Is bound- (1 now by the immense United States jollier O'Ryan, In the mnklng. Green is5, n wood and some water form the other two sides. Must Have Pass. The village must be approached through gunrds from the O'ltynn col 'Icr side; so, unless you have a pass, here Is little cliance of seeing It. The - voentlve officers of the lnterned-shlps iie the passes, regular navy yard of- ' -ers having nothing to do with them. (ho village grew It became ob- 'is that It was planned with Infinite '.ill. Not only were there houses nnd irds lnld out, but even streets nnd irks were added. The owner of each niece of property was made to realize 1 '.tut he would be held strictly respon- 1 iiblo for his place being kept neat and 'lenn. When wnnj of the bulldlns progress that was being made reached tho out side world German sympathizers be .iu to lend a hand. Contributions of various kinds poured In, and when, a 'cw weeks ngo, the first formnl open ing was held, visiting crowds marveled it the wonders tho Interned crews had .'.orked with their poor material and few outside contributions. That opening dny was a proud one for the residents. The band from tho -hip and It Is a good one played; tht men inarched nnd showed visitors about the village, nnd a regular carni val was stuged. With all of the busi ness acumen of Ynnkee horso traders, the Germans arrested persons for al leged violations of their village laws and fined them before magistrates. All paid their fines willingly, for the money went to tho German Bed Cross fund for the benefit of blinded soldiers. Every prisoner was permitted to assess his own fine. Where fines were too low or tho prisoner was good natured ho was arrested again. All of the usual attractions of nn amateur carnival were at hand. There were cold drinks, hot dogs and mu fioums to soothe the pnlato and ease tho eye. Frequently the mnyor, or Dorfschulze, would post a new bulletin on Uls bulletin board, and Immediately COUNT AND COUNTESS VON BERNSTORFF IMi mM. mSBbjMKFjw1 ''-J mSm- Count and Countess vou Berustonf pliorographed at the time of the in rival of the countess In New York, after a stay of two years In Germany. Lines of care havo been drawn In the face of the German ambassador slnco the outbreak of the war. the crowds would flock toward It and rend with as much Interest us If It had been the work of a regular mayor. The houses are occupied only In tho daytime. When sundown comes tho men board their ships for the night During tho daytime they enjoy them selves on land nt will, drinking coffee, playing cards or reading within the houses. Besides killing' time by Improving the village, the men hnve a great num ber of pets, and they also Indulge In athletic games. They have dogs, chick ens, birds nnd cats which they treasure as children would. On the athletic field they hold turnvcrclns, boxing matches and nthletlc games, ns well as swing Indian clubs and play medi cine ball and football. All of the men nre in splendid physical condition as n result of their outdoor play. If called upon to return to the sea tomor row they would be none tho worse off for their enforced vacation. Their Chief Interest War news, of course, forms tho greater part of their Interest. They follow every detnll closely, and when' ever anything of great moment hap pens, or Is reported to have happened, the folk of the tldewnter country anxiously inquire for the German vil lage view of It And for persons in terned as they aro they havo wonder ful Insight on coming events. Much gossip which one hears around the capes about things that aro likely to HANDY MAN FALLS HEIR TO LEGACY Quaint Character in New York Village Gets $60,000 Legacy. IS STAGGERED BY THE NEWS Helped Perfect Invention Which Mado Owner Wealthy and Latter Re members Him In His Will His Plans. Silver Creek, N. Y. The greatest of all miracles has occurred right In this village. "Lew" Keith Is worth a for tune. It Is hard for people to believe It, buta It's un actual fact So far as ho carl recall, "Low" never had moro than five dollars at one time In his life, nnd now he Is worth $60,000. "Lew" Is the modern BIp Van Winkle. He Is about sixty-five years of age. He was born here, but moved away soon ufter the war, with his folks, and passed a few years in Mis souri, returning again to remain the rest of his life. A good many towns have characters like "Lew." Ho can recite Shnkespeare by the week. He Is a philosopher with a qualntncss of ex pression which mnkes him highly en tertaining. He hns always in tide his living "tinkering." He can make a motor boat, a violin, n camera, a threshing machine in fact, he can make anything or mend anything thnt anyone ever dreamed of. But ho never tried to make any money. He never wanted nny. But listen to what has befallen him: A few weeks ago John B. Webster, vlllnge president, got a letter from Se dalla, Mo., asking If "Lew" Keith wero alive, nnd If so to furnish proofs of his Identity. "Tell 'em I'm nllve, all right," ,was "Lew's" nonchalant comment. Mr. Webster did. Back came a let ter from tho vice president of n trust company In St. Louis. This Is, In sub stance, whnt It said : In 1878 n mnn named Carter, living In Sednlla, was ut work on u machlno to separate zinc from ore. He was un able to perfect his device. "Lew" Keith, a young man, happened in and tinkered around till tho machlno was complete. "Lew" moved away. Mr. Carter patented the machine and mado n fortune out of It. Many times during his life ho started to hunt up "Lew" Keith, but never followed out tho no tion. When he died, Mr. Carter, a very happen In tho war, and which comes true, frequently can be traced back to tho village. When the Deutschland successfully eluded the allied cruisers recently the vlllngo celebrated. But it did not cele brate tho decision In the Appnni case which would return the captured ves sel to her English owners. That Appam caso recalls the state- I ment previously mnvje that the village i has no desire for Ooro Inhabitants, There Is some fear that the Appam crew may bo added to the village, If It should bo decided that It was the dutj of tho United States as a neutral tc Intern the men. And thnt Is not do sired by the Germans. Every man wh passes Into the vlllngo Is one more lo,1' to the Germnn service during the wm Hence to gain In population, u tiling ardently desired by most villages means a loss to the fatherland, which Is not to be desired now. Inside, the vlllnge is very, very Ger man. They speak the German lan guage, they sing the Germnn songs, they follow the German customs. But If one tires of thnt, he soon can turn to things that are American. For In stance, just outside the village there Is n long row of ns fine sunflowers ns are growing anywhere in the state of Kansas, and running n and out of the navy yard there are some taxlcab driv ers who surely are direct descendants of some of our pioneer American road agents. , wealthy man, provided in his will that $00,000 should he set aside to provide an Income for life for "Low" Keith, in ' enso he could be found. ' The receipt of this Information caused some comment and surprise In Silver Creek. It didn't bother "Lew" much. One day ho was observed wend-' Ing n somewhat unsteady course from one hotel to another, nnd he was asked wherefore. ' "Nothln', only, I've been somewhat, staggered by the news," he said. It's nil true. Lew says he was In Sednlla in 1878. He snys he worked for Mr. Carter and helped him with the ' mnchlne. I "It wasn't anything to worry over, ' though," he snys. "All Carter needed was a suggestion or two, and I had the suggestions that's all there was to It" A few dnys ago a check came from the St Louis trust company, nnd with It a letter asking that "Lew" Journey to Sednlla to establish himself permit- ' nently in his new Income. "Low" has gone. Word has come back that "ev erything Is all right." Tho trust fund provides nn Incothe at the rate of six per cent or $3,000 n year. This Is roughly $08 a week. Con sidering that "Lew" has never earned more than ten or ilfteen nltnough he might enblly have earned many times thnt If he had applied his Ingenuity, this weekly provision Is worth mention ing. "I shall build a bungalow myself," snld "Lew" the. other day. "I shall ' have It lined with shelves. One shelf will contain a demijohn so visitors ' shall not depart unrefreshed. The oth ers will contain books, and I'll spend . my time reading. I'll read my heart off. There Is one observation I would like to mako: One never knows how many friends he has till he has a for ' tune left to him. I have received ten Invitations to dinner already from pet I pie who hadn't spoken to mo In thirty years. It all proves that vlrtuo Is Its own reward." SUNFLOWER ON DEAD LIMB Plant Thrives While Vegetation Earth Perishes for Lack of Moisture. en I'etersburK. Ind. J. W. YVIIhoi), un nttomey of thla town, Iiiikii dead South Carolina poplar trco in the buck of h!u law ofl'ce. Several montliH ago ho no tlced a Hprltf of green sprouting from ono of the limbs. Ho knew tho tree was dead, and watched tho sprout until now It has grown Into a largo sun (lower btibh that will be ready to bloom I In a few days. There Is no wny to get moisture to tho sunflower, and tho limb Is less than two Inches In diam eter, yet It has withstood tho drought while vegetation on the earth has por lshud. His Meal Ticket. "I met Mr. Blinks nt the Van Colts' dinner Inst night. Isn't he n most fas 'Inntlng mnn?" "llo has lo be. If Blinks didn't get nvltcd otit to dinner three or four times i weok he'd starve to death." Paradoxical. "That follow hns n screw loose." "He doesn't mend matters by gct- ng tight." If n sick woman Is nblo to sew she's ' the mend. $JftittMI Save the m NFANT MORTALITY is somothinpr frightful. Wo can hardly realize, that fl of all tho children born in civilistd countries, twonty-two nor cent., M or nearly one-quarter, dlo beforo they reach ono year ; thirty-seven per cent., or moro than one-third, boforo thoy aro llvo, and ono-halx beforo ;hoy nro fifteen I Wo do not hoaltnto to say tlmt n timely two of Cmtoria would b.ivo a majority of theso precious lives. Neither do we hesitato to pay that many of theeo infantile deatho rto occasioned by tho ue of narcotio preparations. Dropu, Uuctureo and soothing syrupn sold for children's oomplnintu contain noro or loss opium or morphine. They aro, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any qunntity, they Btupcfy, retard circulation and load 'o congestions, sickness, death. Cnatoria oporaten oxuetly tho reverse, but vou must see tlmt it bears tho sifrnnturo of Clias. II. l'letchor. Caatoria causoa tho blood to circulate properly, potea ot ino sun anu anajB lover. tienulno Cnstoria nlTrajB beara tho Cheap. "How did you umku out with your 'anion this year?" "Fine. 1 raised so many vegetables thnt tho exercise I got out of working m It cost me hardly anything nt nil." The Best "Whnt kind of a creeper do you ike best for n house?" "A nice fat bnby." There's nothing a manly man ad mires more than a girlish gtrl or a womanly woman. W. L. DOUGLAS "THE SHOE THAT ! $3.00 $3.50 $4.00 $4.50 & $5.00 SVSZ&h iSave Money by Wearing W. L. Douglas .shoes. For undo by over 9000 shoe dealers. me 13C8E Miown onocs in inu worm. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price b stamped on the bot tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. They are always wordi the price paid for them. Thi quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles aro the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a weli-rciuipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes tor the can buy. Auk your ahnn Uonlor for W. t. Ilonclm !iori. If lie enn not suiijily you with tlm hlmt you nnul, (nice no othor nmkn. YVrKu for Intnrti.llnc booklet exiilulnhif Iioiv tn Set vlioe.of tho hlghcM ttnnVlanl of tjuollty for tho prloo, y return mall, pontnco free. LOOK FOR W. L. DougU name and the retail price lamped on the bottom. Not Perfect "How nro you mnklng out with your new motor boat? Learned to run It yet?" "Oh. H'n. That boat takes me nny. where 1 want to go." "That's line." "The only trouble Is It won't bring me buck " OLD PRESCRIPTION FOR WEAK KIDNEYS A medicinal preparation like Dr. lCil nicr's Swamp-Root, that ban real curative raluo almost uells itself. .Like an endless chain system the icmedy is recommended by those who have been benefited to those who are in need ot it. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Hoot is a. physi cian's prcEcription. It ban been tested for years and hag brought results to count lets numbers who have suffered. The Biiccess of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is dueto tho fact that it fufills almofit ev ery wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder diseases, corrects urinary trouble and neutralizes the urie acid which causes rheumatism. Do not minVr. Ot a bottle of Swamp Root from any druggist now. Sturt treat ment today. However, if you wish first to teet this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer 4. Co., Ilinghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper. Adv. The Limit "What u pessimist he Is!" "Yes, Indeed. Hven misery Blums his companj." m i Should Find Rifles Aim, Cartridges Such an equipment will insure your success, as it has thousands of other hunters. Don't take a cliance with other makes, but take along Winchester Rifles and Cartridges the always-reliable kind. Made for all kinds of shooting. TIW W BKAND BRINGS HOME TJIJ? GAM Help to Indians. Bacon I see Choclaws and Crocks living in Texas have scarcely anything traditional left except their speech,1 nnd mnny of them can't speak ICngllsh. Egbert Well, I know n lot of wom en who enn tell 'cm whero thoy can get more paint and feathers. Mrs, E. B. 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