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E This Is a story of the European
4 war. It lo a talo of spies of
l. invft and Intrlauo among them;
of patriotism and sacrifice; of
&. vu.ir'n horrora and demands. It
l Is not a plea for preparedness or
f for anything else. Tne great con
I
t
flict across tno waier win pro
ducc6ome great literature such
as the American Civil war and
the Franco-Prussian war and the
X Napoleonic wars produced and
T much trash. Metropolitan crlt-
ico unite In saying that "Under
Fire" makes a bid for lasting
j popularity. Read It and Judge
T for voureelf.
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CHAPTER I.
Just a Hint of Scandal.
Georgy Wagstaff sauntered Into Miss
Ethel Wlllmifihby'B hitting room, at
tired in tho daintiest and fluffiest of
primmer costumes. Georgy was the
daughter of Kir George Wagstaff of
tho British ndmlrnlty. Slio found the
room deserted, except for her futhor's
adrnlrnble butler, who wns nt tho mo
ment In the act of plnclng n tea-tray
upon Miss Wllloughby's table.
"Oh, Brewster is Miss Wlllougliby
In?" she Inquired.
The correct Brewster lnunedlntely
Hfrnlghtened himself up In his best
manner.
"No, miss! I think not," he replied.
Georgy strolled to the window.
"I dnre sny Ethel'll bo hero directly,"
flic said to herself as much ns to tho
butler. "I'll wait."
"Yes, miss," Brewster ncqulesced.
And with a bow of the utmost cor
rectness ho went out, closing tho doors
softly behind him.
Goorgy Wagstaff stood Idly looking
out of the window upon tho vlow of
the Thames. It was an August after
noon and tho river shimmered allur
ingly In the slnntlng sunlight. But
Ethel had asked her to meet a few
friends; nnd Georgy was fond enough
of Miss Wlllougliby not to bo repent
ant for having foregone the delights
of a perfect summer evening out of
doors. As she stood there In tho win
dow her governess entered.
"Oh! Hello, Georgy! Am I lato or
nre you enrly?" Miss Wlllougliby called
as Mio saw that one of her guests was
already waiting.
'Both!" snld Georgy with a smile.
"I did want two minutes with you be
fore tho others came. May I bother
you now'"
"Of course!" tho older girl replied.
"But It's no bother," she nssured her.
She sat down on one end of a long
fietteo and began to remove her gloves;
whereupon her younger charge perched
herself nt tho other end of tho seat
nnd regarded her admiringly. Miss
"Wllloughby's fair hair had Just the
111 ii 1 of red in it that wns at tho name
time Georgy's despair and delight.
And Ethel was far enough past tho
schoolgirl ago to hnvo lost that angu
larity which Georgy still possessed
nnd loathed. Ah for coloring, they
both showed the healthy glow which
is the distinguishing mark of young
Englishwomen of tho upper class.
"You see," said Goorgy, "I'm afraid
Tin going to be awfully presumptu
ous" "Nonsense!" Ethel interrupted. "Yon
couldn't be that when you nnd your
father hnvo been so very good to inc.
. . . Come on! Out with it!"
It was true that Ethel Wlllougliby
felt that sho wns deeply In tho debt
of the Wngstnffs both fnther and
daughter. Before entering their house
hold as Georgy's governess sho lind
known them upon n footing of soclifl
equality. But fortune luul frowned
upon her. And when circumstances
bad become most pressing Sir George
bad como to her relief with the pro
posal thnt she undertnko tho guldnuce
of his somewhat difficult daughter. It
was not thnt Georgy wns greatly dif
ferent from othor girls of tho impres
sionable age. But Kir George's public
duties loft hhn little tlnio to devote to
Ibo upbringing of his motherless child.
And It hnd struck him that Ethel
"Wlllougliby was n person who at tho
same time would bo nblc to sympathize
with Georgy's Impulses nnd direct
them into tho proper channels.
"What's on your mind, Goorgy?"
Miss Wlllougliby asked ngnln, ns tho
.girl Mill hesitated.
"It's nhout your pnst." Georgy be
.pan In deadly seriousness.
Ethel laughed at her tragic manner.
"Hnvo I a past?" Bhe Inquired
'.lightly.
But tho romantic Georgy was not
to he diverted from her mood.
"That's JiiRt tlu question," she com
mented. "You know 1 Miouldn't mind
tit lu tho least if you had. I bollovo
In pooplo living tholr own lives, in
their own wny." Georgy prided her
Bolf that Bhe M'as "ndvnnced." She
qonsldorcd tho ordinary Insular nttl
u toward what Is termed morality
to be Mtodpy nnd Victorian. Indeed,
tiic qtilto fancied the more freo-nnd-
win? MHtliuVuta) rUtw of llfo.
"What on ourth nro you talking
bantr' ltthul deinaiultHl. If the truth
,werc kuuwn, she folt tho least bltuu-
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comfortnble beneath the frank stare
of her young friend.
"You remember n month ago, when
you said you went to Brighton?"
Georgy continued relentlessly.
"When I said I went to Brighton?
When I went to Brighton," Miss Wll
lougliby corrected her coldly.
But the chill of her remark was lost
upon her patient cross-cxnmlncr.
Georgy was too intent upon uncover
ing tho romance Hint she thought sho
hnd stumbled upon to bo so easily
discouraged.
"Well, today at lunch Hugh Middle
ton said you couldn't have been In
Brighton that week" Sho paused
to watch the effect of her bombshell.
"Did ho? Bcally?" Miss Wlllougli
by replied with well-feigned Indiffer
ence. But beneath her cold calm her
heart was beating furiously. Sho felt
for all the world like some wild thing,
trapped, at bay. And she turned away
to hide the nlnrm that sho feared must
reveal Itself In her face.
"Yes! He was In Paris, and"
"Paris!" Ethel echoed with a falut
start.
Youth is ever cruel; nnd Georgy
had no thought of sparing her compan
ion. Her solo Idea was that if Ethel
were hiding some secret liaison she
wanted to share the romance with her.
"Yes!" sho went on relentlessly.
"And ho saw you there twlco that
week, and both times with Henry
Streetman."
"But that's Impossible!" Ethel pro
tested. "But Mr. Mlddleton seemed very
positive," the younger girl said some
what doubtfully.
"It's too absurd!" Ethel cried, forc
ing a laugh. "I was at Brighton, as I
can very easily prove."
"Well that's settled!" Georgy ex
claimed, with nn air of relief in spite
of her hopes. Her fcellilgs had, as a
matter of fact, been somewhat com
plex. "Of courso I'd only ndmlro you
for being brave enough to defy tho
conventions. But father wouldn't "
"But I haven't defied conventions,"
Ethel insisted, plnclng both her hands
over Georgy's as if to emphasize the
truth of her statement.
"Oh, I don't care if you hnvo," Sir
George's daughter told her callously.
"But you ought to enre," Ethel pro
tested. "And ns your governess I can
not condone such an attitude on your
part. Really, Georgy, stupid as con
ventions may nppear sometimes, nev
ertheless tlioro is a bitter penalty ex
acted from people who break them."
Miss Wagstaff rose abruptly, ns if
linpatlont with tho views of her gover
ness; nnd, crossing the room, sho seat
ed herself nonchalantly upon tho arm
of a chair that was drawn up nt ono
side of the ten table.
"Oh, pooh!" sho exclaimed. "All
that narrow-mindedness Is old-fashioned,"
Tho older girl regarded her reprov
ingly. "What silly book have you been
reading?" nho Inquired. After her ad
vent Into tho Wagstaff homo It had not
taken her long to discover that
Georgy's literary tastes had developed
along lines that would scarcely have
met witli Sir Georgo's approval.
Miss Georgy did not even deign
to reply to Ethel's question. They had
had numerous discussions moro or
less heated upon tho subject of her
reading, which Georgy regnrded as
both footless and absurd. Sho had
openly rebelled nt reading tho books
that Ethel recommended to her. Jane
Austen nnd MrB. Gaskell wore, in her
opinion, hopelessly behind tho times.
"I'm glad you hnven't hnd nn affair
with Henry Streetman," tho younger
girl remarked. "I don't llko him."
"Don't you?" said Ethel, relieved
thnt Georgy wns nt Inst convinced thnt
her suspicions wcro groundless.
"No! Every tlmo he comes into tho
room my back sort of goes up, Just
llko Rowdy when he Bees a cat." Row
dy wns Georgy's Scotch terrier, whoso
antipathy to cats was proverbial.
"Mr. Streetman has been very kind
to me," her governess observed.
"Oh, don't defend him!" Georgy
cried impatiently. "I know Insido thnt
you ngreo with me."
Miss Wlllougliby did not enro to
contlnuo the discussion. And with nn
air of dismissing both Mr. Strectniau
nnd her relations with him from her
own mind ns well as Georgy's, sho
rose from tho wide seat, nnd ns sho
glanced at her watch exclaimed with
surprise:
"Henvens! It's nfter Ave. I must
fuss up ii bit for the party."
But Georgy would not bo put off
so easily.
"Well, forewarned Is forearmed,"
she said sententlotiHly. It was clear
that she did not lutein! to bo squelched
Hue a child. If Henry Streetman
wero still In her mind, she snw no
reason why sho should dissemble. In
oixler to plenso Ethel or anybody else.
"There's nothing to bo forewarned
about," Miss Wlllougliby observod, ns
she paused at tho door that opened
into her boudoir. "You surely havo no
right to put such a construction upon
my acqunintanco with Mr. Streetman.
I enn't let you any things of this sort
It's not
even fair to yourself."
While sho win speaking the door
opened and ewster, tho butler,
stepped Into the room.
"Mr. Streetman Is calling," he an
nounced in wcll-modulntcd tones.
"Oh, show him up!" Miss Wlllougli
by ordered. And as pooh as Brewster
had vanished she shot n swift smile at
her companion. "Speak of the
devil " she said good-naturedly,
"Ob, ho Isn't tho devil," Georgy re
plied. "Moro of a snake, I think."
There wns certainly no reason to doubt
her extreme dislike of the gentleman
who was at that moment waiting be
low. Ethel's hand was on the doorknob;
but she hesitated long enough to say
to Georgy:
"I won't bo five minutes. Stay and
amuse him there's a good girl!"
"Not I!" MIS3 Georgy declared. "If
ho wants to bo nniuscd ho can read
Punch." And as she spoke she slipped
off her perch on the chair-arm and
started for the door through which
Brewster had disappeared.
"Don't bo rudo to him, please,
Georgy!" Miss Wlllougliby entreated.
Sho knew that Georgy and Mr. Street
man must meet; nnd sho could not re-
frnln from trying to smooth tho wny
for her guest.
"Oh, I'll bo pollto enough in my
own wny," Georgy replied grimly.
Sho wns well aware that sho was an
enfant terrible; nnd sho often took a
mischievous delight in shocking pcoplo
by somo unconventlonnlity.
Ethel Wlllougliby had already closed
her boudoir door behind her; but
Georgy had not yet reached the hall
before Brewster returned to usher In
the cnller, who was closo upon his
heels.
Henry Streetman, handsome, well
groomed, slightly foreign in nppear-
auce, bowed with extreme affability ns
he enme fnco to faco with Georgy
Wagstaff.
But Georgy was decidedly cold to
him. She could bo frigidly haughty
when she chose.
"How do you do!" she said, hardly
pausing In her hasty exit from his dis
tasteful presence. "Ethel's dressing,"
sho told him hurriedly. "She'll bo
In In a minute. Goodby!" And hold
ing up her head In undisguised scorn,
sho promptly left Streetman to his
own devices.
CHAPTER II.
For the Fatherland.
nenry Streetman turned and stared
nftor Georgy with rnlsed eyebrows.
A blind man could not hnvo mistaken
tho nnlmoslty thnt the girl felt toward
him. But that did not trouble Henry
Streetman. lie wns not n person
whose feelings were easily hurt.
lie had hardly strolled to tho center
of tho room when tho butler reap
peared nnd paused Just Inside tho
double doors that led Into the pnssago.
"Closo those doors!" Strcetninn com
manded, quite ns If he, and not Sir
George Wagstaff, were Brewster's
ninster. And while Brewster promptly
fa-n-rfoA-A
"All That Narrow-Mlndedness Is Old
Fashioned." executed hU order, Strcetmnn himself
stolo quickly to tho door that led, ns
ho know, to Miss Wllloughby's dress
ing room. Ho stood there, silent, for n
fow moments, listening. And then bo
returned to tho waiting butler.
"Whnt news, Herr Boeder?" ho in
quired. "Nothing, meln Ilerr!" Under Strcet
mnn's brisk questioning tho man hnd
suddenly becomo motnmorphosed. Ills
milliner of a most correct English but
ler bnd fallen off hlm llko n cloak.
And now he saluted his Interrogator In
a fashion unmistakably military nnd
Orman, nt thnt. It was as If tho fel
low had two personalities.
Streetman came nearer to tho fel
low nnd bent his cold eyes upon hlm.
"You hnvo searched Sir George's
desk?" he demanded.
"I hnvo searched everywhere,"
Brewster or Boeder declared, still
standing nt attention. An onlooker
could not hnvo nilstnken tho fact that
Streetman was tho butler's suporlor
In rank. "But I can find no trace of
any papers about tho navy such as
you descrlbod."
"Havo you tried ills olllco?" his con
federate ventured.
Henry Strcetmnn
"Without rusult!"
nodded.
ho replied, some
to me. It's not fair to me
WiJWm&r
what gloomily. "But somewhere he
must Iinre u copy of the admiralty
Instructions to the Hoot. These would
be in his department: and we must
know nt once what orders have been
given to the ships nt Splthend where
they are going when this review ii
over."
The spy. Boeder, saluted ngnln.
"I hnve done my best," ho said apol
ogetically. "I am sure you have," Streetman re
plied. "Wo know the Wllhelmstrnsse
does not lightly overlook stupidity In
ono of Its servnnts," he observed grim
ly. And then ho motioned townrd the
double doors that led Into tho hall.
"See if anyone's coming," he said.
Boeder or BrewBtor opened tho
doors and peered down the length of
the passage.
"No one is In sight; and I hear noth
ing," he reported.
"Now lock thnt door!" Streetman
commanded, pointing townrd the one
behind which ho knew thnt Miss Wll
lougliby must bo dressing.
The butler regnrded him in nlnrm.
"Pardon, meln Heir but Is It
safe?" ho ventured. "Sho is a woman"
"Do not bo alarmed," Streetman re
assured him. "Miss Wlllougliby is
easily handled. She believes that I
work for tho French secret service."
"Then she is a fool," his subordlnato
declared.
"No, no!" Streetman protested.
"We must not criticize the tools that
serve us." And as he spoke he went
to the telephone In n corner of the
room. Ticking up tho instrument, be
paused and turned to the butler with
a look of amusement. "Sir George
Wagstaff Sir George of his majesty's
navy would bo rather surprised If he
knew that from his house wo wero
communicating with our friends, the
Germans," ho observed.
"Rather!" bis henchman responded,
with a gleam of humor In his eyes.
"Now lock that door!" Streetman
ordered once more. "And now to re
port to hcadqunrtcrs ngnln!" he ex
claimed, when the butler had turned
tho key noiselessly In Miss Wlllough
by's door, "nollo! City, 4225!" ho
said in a low but distinct voice.
Meanwhile tho butler hovered near
by.
"You think, meln Herr, there will be
wnr?" ho asked respectfully.
"I do not know, flut wo are ready.
And if war does come, It will be Ger
many's hour the day at last!" He
turned to the telephone onco more, and
began speaking Into the transmitter.
"Hollo! City, -1225? nollo! Are you
there? Who Is speaking
Twenty-six fourteen? . . . Hello! I
nm thirteen seventeen," he said, giv
ing the number by which ho wns
known In the German secret service.
"Yes! We have no news of the Eng
lish fleet; we have tried everything.
. . . Very well! Goodby!"
no put down the Instrument, nnd
a look of nnnoynnce as well ns per
plexity wns upon bis faco as ho
wheeled about.
"What Is It, meln nerr?" his com
pnnlon nsked In nn nnxlous voice. "Is
It bnd news?" He hnd long worked lu
conjunction with Streetman, and ho
was quick to detect signs of troublo
upon hlm.
"They say they must know tonight,
without fall, the destination of tho
English fleet," Streetman replied. . . .
Ho cast n quick glance toward EUiel
Wllloughby's boudoir. "So, Miss Wit
lougbby, you have some work to do!"
he muttered, to himself moro than to
his confederate. "Now, unlock that
door!" he ordered. "Ah! thnt Is done,
and wo wero not Interrupted," ho said
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luiuuih iuu vj oiiuiiiij iu i tiu iut;ai
To expedite his prowlings about tho
house nt all hours of the dny or night,
Sir Georgo's butler had seen to it that
such tilings ns hinges nnd locks
whether upon doors or desks-were
well oiled. It wns his genius for do-
tails of that sort that had led to his
assignment to his present duty.
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in.-!..,. uucuiiuaii tiiui'iruil UJU11
MIH9 WlllniliTliliv'fi hpHoo In nn nHI.
tude of relaxation that revealed some
what tho marvelous strnln which nt-
tends tho performnnco of exploits in
sepnrnblo from his profession.
"Dangerous work, eh, Herr Boeder?
And poor pay!" he vouchsafed In a
sudden burst of good-fellowship. For
the moment ho seemed almost human.
nerr Boeder pulled himself together
stltlly.
"It Is not for the money thnt I nm
here," ho answered proudly, "it Is
for tho Fatherland!" Dcsplto tho
guarded tones in which lie spoke, thero
was nn earnestness born of sincere.
patriotism thnt mnde his words ring
convincingly. One look tit tho man's
face, aflnnio with nn almost fanatic
zeal, showed hlm to bo the sort to
whom a country may well trust her
secrets.
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There Is a hint that young ij
Georgy Wagstaff, hating the ?
sight of Streetman, suspects him
instinctively and has watched
him and the butler. What do you
say7
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(TO 1313 CONTINUED )
She Couldn't Have It.
A small boy who was sitting next to
n very haughty woman In a crowded
car kept sniffing In a most annoying
manuor. At last tho lady could boar
It no longer and turned to tho lad.
"Boy. havo you got n handkorohlof?"
sho domandod.
Tho small boy lookod at hor for a
fow seconds, and then, in a dignified
tono, camo tho nnswor: "Yas, I 'avo.
but I don't lend it to Btrangars,"
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With the filing of the will of Mrs.
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He nrrnnged passage on Lord Bur
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trip cnlled upon a well-known chemist.
Ho was nervous as he put his hand In
his pocket and drew out a card.
"I represent thnt concern," said lie:
"You are fortunate," replied the
chemist.
The traveler was encouraged.
"I think so, sir," bo said, "and the
chemist who trndes with us Is oven
more so. My firm lins the finest line of
cosmetics In tho world."
"I shouldn't have thought it," slowly
responded the mnn of medicines. "Her
complexion looks nuturnl." And he
linndcd bnck the photograph which the
young man had given hlm in mistake.
The traveler didn't wait for his or
der. Why, Thomasl
"Why Is It that the telephone opera
tors are all women?" Mrs. Thomas
asked her husband.
"Well," answered Mr. Thomas, "tho
managers of tho telephone exchanges
are aware that no class of people work
so faithfully as those who nre in love
with their job; nnd they know the
women love their work at tho switch
board." "What is the work of a telephone
operator?" Mrs. Thomas further in
quired. "Talking," answered Mr. Thomas.
Sleepy Philadelphia.
Church I see that Philadelphia pro
duces yearly about fiO.OOO.OOO yards of
carpets.
Gotham And there's even a imp to
them.
Many are not aware of the
ill effects of coffee drinking
until a bilious attack, frequent
headaches, nervousness, or
some other ailment starts
them thinking.
Ten days off coffee and on
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show anyone, by the better
health that follows, how coffee
has been treating them.
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