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A Feminine Enotlst.
"I consulted u fortune toiler the oth
er day," nald the poor hut proud young
man, "and site told me I was In love
with a heiiutlful heiress, hut she would
L never marry me. It looks like I was
up against It!"
"Oh, not necessarily." rejoined the
fair maid on the other end of the
sofa. "No fortune teller has eer
hen authorised to speak for me."
A wife can he loyal to her hushand
nnd still nag him occasionally.
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n't Poison Baby.
FORTY YE T1S AGO almost every mother thought her child must Imvo
PAREGOKIU or laudanum to inako it sleep. Those druga will produco
sleep, and a FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produco tho SLEEP
FROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING. Many aro tho children who
havo been killed cr whoso health lias been rutnod for Hfo by paregoric, lauda
num nnd morphine, each of which is n narcotic product of opium. Druggista
aro prohibited from Belling cither of tho narcotics named to children at all, or
to anybody without labelling them "poison." Tho definition of "narcotic"
is: "A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poison
ous doses producca stupor, coma, convulsions and death." Tho taeto and
smell of medicines containing opium aro disguised, nnd sold under tho names
of " Drops," " Cordials," " Soothing Syrups," oto. You should not permit any
medicino to bo given to your children without you or your physician know
of what it is composed. CASTORIA DOES NOT
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears
of Chas. H. Fletcher.
Gcnulno Castorla nlwayB bears tho
For iarwes! Work Western Canada
Immense crops; wages $3.00 per clay and board. Cheap
railway rates from boundary points. Employment bureaus
at Winnipeg, Regina, North Portal, Saskatoon, Fort Frances,
Kingsgate, B. C, Coutts and Calgary, Alberta.
Mo Conscript ion
Jb&soiuteiy Mo Military interference
For all particulars apply to
J. M. MicLacnUe, Drawer 197, Watertown, S. D., R. A. Garrett, 311 JacktonSt., St. Paul, Mina.
Canadian Government Agenti
INTERNED MEN MAKE GARDEN
German Sailors Relieve Monotony of
Existence by Raising Vege
tables. In order to relieve the monotony
of routine work In the tled-up German
steamships, oflleers and men have
turned gardeners and truck farmers
and have a nourishing garden under
cultivation.
The vegetable garden Is being cared
for hy the oflleers and men of the
steamships Amcrlkn and Cincinnati of
thu Hamburg-American line, while the
rove and flower garden Is carefully
weeded nnd looked after by tho ofll
eers. and men of the North German
Lloyd liners, the Koln, Willehud and
Wllleklnd.
Many varieties of flowers, Including
roses, sunflowers, sweet peas, gerani
ums and pansies are In bloom. In
the vegetable garden, .corn, beans,
peas,, beets, carrots and lettuce 'pre
dominate, and the men are looking
for warm, sunny days to ripen them.
Hoston Post.
No Objection.
Wife "Do you object to my having
two hundred dollnrs a month spending
money?" Husband "Certainly not, If
you find It anywhere." Judge.
Half the world doesn't btop to con
sider that it Is none of Its business
how the other half lives.
Three Word,
Am vCM&(
To Your Grocer
"New Post Toasties"
will bring a package of breakfast flakes with a delicious
new corn flavour flakes that don't mush down when
milk or cream is added, nor are they "chaffy" in the
package like the ordinary kind.
These New Pot Toasties are manufactured by a new
process using quick, intense heat which raises tiny
bubbles over each flake, the distinguishing character
istic. And the new process also brings out a new corn
flavour, never tasted in corn flakes of the past.
Try a handful dry they're good this way and the
test will reveal their superior flavour. But they're
usually served with milk or cream.
New Post Toasties
for tomorrow's breakfast.
Sold by Grocers everywhere.
An Enlistee
"I thought you told me you were on
your way to enlist."
"I am," replied i'loddlng Pete. "I'm
tryin' to enlist sympathy for me large
an' unsatisfied appetite."
The good Samaritan didn't wait to
he introduced to the man who hud
fallen among thieves.
You may not Ret all that Is coming
to you In this world, hut look out for
the next.
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RESEARCH WORK IN AMERICA
Future Will Witness Wider Applica
tion of Principle Which Has Al
ready Done co Much.
Prophecy Is a double-edged tool with
a peculiar facility for Injuring the user,
but the activity of the present lends
one to predict that each succeeding
year will bring us nearer to the state
in which tho research work of the
country will bo nntlonal in both scope
nnd effort.
Tho federal government and tho
states have done nnd are conducting
research of Immense value to agricul
ture, tho foundation of Industry; but
tho future will witness a more general
application of this principle an actlvo
national Interest In industrial research, J
and this will serve as a healthy sub
sidy for American manufacturers.
J'csenrch has ennhled our Industries
to make rapid strides. The recogni
tion of this fact has occasioned a re
cent awakening to an increased .sense
of appreciation of the need of greater
facilities for Insuring the scientific de
velopment nnd extension of industry
nnd commerce and of promoting Indus
trial research.
It's as risky to praise a woman's hus
band to her face as It Is to criticize
him.
Abbreviated skirts produco svloi
necks.
FEW VETERANS OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
Hit JIF' ' ;; 'uv
Terry Turner
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Old Timers Who Aro Still In Harness.
Sam Crawford of the Detroit Tigers, who Is slowing tip somewhat, Is
fitirely a veteran of the American league. Sam has been with the Tigers
continuously since HHK1, when the National and American leagues signed the
pence agreement. Other players of long sen lee In the American league are
Kd Walsh, who Joined the White Sox In 1001, ami "Terry" Turner, who Joined
the Cleveland club In 1001. The veterans of other clubs and tile years In
which they joined are as follows: Carrlgan. Hoston, 11)00; Johnson, Washing
ton, 1007; Fisher, Now York, 1010; Austin, St. Louis, 1011.
AOTE5 or the
DIAMOND
There Is an old adage "everything
breaks even" but It doesn't upply to
baseball.
The fans In Toledo appreciate n good
bull team, whether or not It Is In the
first division.
Connie Mack's pitcher, named,
Johnson, is nicknamed Jlng and halls
from Urslnus college.
Winning his first three games gave
Pitcher Marty O'Toole a fine start
with tho Omaha Western team.
Catcher Leo Mills bf Davenport has
u badly broken leg and will be out of
the game for two months at least.
Eddie Hooper Is playing greut ball
for Chambersburg and bus his whole
team playing real baseball all the time.
Having exhausted every other alibi,
the New York Giants switched
benches at the Polo grounds and they
on.
The Indianapolis club announces
that It has made a working agreement
with the Chicago Cubs for exchange of
nlaycrs.
Clyde Russell, the college pitcher
signed by Toronto, stipulated In his
contract that he would not pitch games
on Sunday.
The distance between New London
and Bridgeport by rail Isn't so gmit,
hut In the Eastern league standing It's
some Journey.
A pitcher named Apple allowed one
hit In two nine-Inning games at Little
Ilock the other dny, but lost both.
This lad's a pippin;
If Lnrry Doyle Is going to do nny
leudlng of tho National league swat
ters this year, now Is the time for the
Gotham captain to get busy.
Harold Crisp, one of Connie Mack's
pitching recruits, Is only seventeen
years of age. Ho made his mark with
a high-school team In Boston.
Connie Mack saya he took Rube Old
ring at his word when tho outfielder
announced that he hud quit baseball
for good, and gave him his release.
Manager Rowland of the White Sor,
It Is said, has advised all his players
to have their tonsils taken out. But
why? They don't tlhnk with their
tonsils.
The Cubs have only four good pitch
ers Lavender, Vaughn, Packurd and
McConnell. Mnnager Tinker has lost
fnlth In Hendrlx, Scaton, Brown and
Prendergast.
Vedder Card, captain of the Uni
versity of Indiana ball team, who was
given n trial by Terre Haute, failed to
show at the bat, though his fielding
was high class.
Pitcher Georgo Leclalr has admitted
that his desertion of Little Rock "to
work in a munitions factory In Can
ada" was a bluff and he wants to get
buck In baseball again.
One of tho causes for Charley Wag
ner's dismissal at Harvard was that
he let Walte Hoyt, tho schoolboy
pitcher secured from tho New York Gl
ints go without a trial.
The Denver club announces the ac
julsltlon of Larry Cocklngham, the
Michigan Normal school pitcher, who
arller was announced as a youngster
vim would get a trial with Detroit.
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HARRY LORD IS POOR LOSER
Sport Writer on Lawrence Telearnrr
Makes Reply to Ex-Manaaer'a
Strictures on Reporters.
Commenting on Harry Lord's stric
tures on baseball reporters, who ar
blamed by the ex-Lowell manager foi
his failure as a team loader, M. E
Lynch, In the Lawrence Telegram
writes :
"We cannot ngree with Lord In hit
statement about the Lowell writers
Harry Lord.
as they have always, In our pinion,
been loyal to baseball and big boosters
for tho Lowell club. They may have
criticized," but probably justly, ana
with the sole purpose that such criti
cism might result In better things fo
the Lowell baseball public. Lord
takes the appearance of a poor locr
when he resorts to such u weak alibi
for his failure.
"Baseball writers are tho greatest as
sets ithe game has. Can you Imagine
how much Interest there would he In
baseball If all the writers laid ur
their typewriters and didn't write u
single line about tho game. The wri
ters In the llrst place create the Inter
est and then exploit tho doings of the
Individual so that the Interest is nol
allowed to die out, provided, of course,
the players do their share. When the
players fall down, then tho lnteresl
dies out.
"In nearly every Instance n baseball
writer Is a fan. Personally he wants
to do all he can to promote the game,
and every line he writes Is a boost.
When he criticizes ho does so because
he feels that it's warranted tliero are
no ulterior motives behind his criti
cisms, merely a struggle to remedy
conditions that are not satisfactory to
tho baseball public at large."
"SLIDING GLOVE" IS NOT-NEW
Chick Gandll Caucc3 Scncatlon In
Using Mitt to Protect Hand noy
Thomao Alco Wore One.
Chick Gandll created n sensation in
Cleveland recently by uslug'n "slid
ing glove." Cleveland writers declare
that such n thing as a "sliding glove"
was never seen at n ball game In that
city before. Gandll has a badly
bruised hand, and ho covered It with
a well-padded glove for protection In
case he was called upon to slide.
A "sliding glove" may he a novelty
nowadays, although it would mil be a
now sight. Wlu-n Hoy Thomas played
with the Phillies he wore a "sliding
glove" which not only covered bis
hand, but also covered his arm, oven
beyond the elbow.
Job for Eddie Hallinan.
Eddie Hallinan. signed by Kan Fran
cisco after Salt Lake let him go, will
bo used as utility lnflelder by the
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BREAT CATCH BY HOY
Performed Marvelous Stun'
While With Washington.
With Two Out and Two ,on Bacei
"Dummy" Ran Back and Made
Miraculous Play on Ball That
Had Earmarks of Safe Hit.
A baseball fun doesn't have to he
very old to recall an agile outfielder
named Dummy Hoy, who t timet
triples nnd home-runs Into outs for ii
number of years while wearing the
livery of the Washington, Cincinnati
and Louisville teams of the National
league.
At the stnrt of the American league
he wus with the White Sox a short
time, but he was then old, as baseball
ages go, and he soon vanished from
Uio sport page altogether.
What became of the deaf mute, who
had to have tho umpire's decisions on
balls and strikes relnyed to him bj
sign language by a coacher on flrut
base?
The Times-Star of Cincinnati nn
swers the question In an editorial,
which Is well worth reprinting:
"Much has been written how en
countering a faded llower In nn old
volume calls forth youthful recollec
tions, how a forgotten perfume will
conjure up a vlslou of someone of
years ago, how a strain of music vi
brates with a memory deep In the re
cesses of the mind. But things other
than llowers, perfumes and music can
resuscitate other days. The itamo of
an almost forgotten ball player will
do It.
"The other day we read of William
Hoy, u farmer near Mount Healthy,
attending funeral services und translat
ing a hymn for his fellow deaf mutes.
It was 'Dummy' noy, former National
league ball player. The mention of
his name brought back the memory of
probnbly the greatest catch ever made
nt the Cincinnati park, years ago,
when tho wooden grandstand was situ
ated In tho present position of tho
right-field bleachers. Hoy was play
ing center held for Washington. It
was the flnnl Inning of a tie game that
had been dragged on Into twilight.
With two out nnd two on bases u Red
bntsmun hit tho hall far over Hoy's
head. Somehow In the gathering dusk
Hoy accomplished the miraculous.
With his exceedingly alert eyes he had
divined the course of the ball, and
with a whirling somersault succeeded
In getting one hand on It.
"The catch was a tradition of the
Cincinnati park for years, and was
the cause of Hoy's release being pur
chased the next season from Washing
ton. But now the park has been
turned nhout, and new faces and now
traditions have succeeded those good
old days. And Hoy, the man, who
never "kicked' himself out of n game,
for obvious reasons, had about passed
from local recollection. But It wns n
great catch. And even at this remote
day It serves to bring back some of
the youthful enthusiasm of one of Us
beholders."
BATTING SLUMP 'OF M'INNIS
For First Time In Years Averane of
Athlctlcn' First Baoeman Is Way
Below .300 Mark.
One of the basebull mysterlm. of the
seuson has been the batting slamp of
Stuffy Mclnnls. For five seasons the
Athletics' llrst baseman has been u
paragon for consistent hitting. Season
in and season out he has batted abovo
tho .300 mark, always uround the same
figures. He batted .301 In 1010, .321 In
1011, .321 In 1012, .321 In 101U, .31-1 In
1014 nnd .314' In 1015 a remarkable
Stuffy Mclnnls.
record foi' n player who will bo only
twenty-Mx years old next September.
This year Ktufly has been In u feurful
slump, his average being below tho .200
mark.
Umpire Quigley io Quit.
Iteport from St. Louis has It that
1'iriplrn Krnest Quigley will quit his
Jolt with thu National league after the
present season to nccept the position
)f manager of uthletica at St. Loujh
university.
HOUND SPED
HIS WIFE
Stopped Most Terrible Suf
fering by Getting Her Lydia
. Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound.
Denfflon, Texas. "After my Ilttla
girl was born two years ego I bogan auf-
foring "With femalo
troublo and could
hardly do my work.
I was very nervous
but junt kept drag
ging on until last
summer when I cot
where I could not do
my work. I would
huvs a chill every
day und hot flashes
nnd dizzy epella nnd
my head would al
most burnt. I got wherol was almost
a walking skeleton and lif o was a burden
to mo until one day my husband's step
Bister told my husband if ho did not do
something for mo I would not lost long
nnd told him to get your medicino. So ho
got Lydia E, Pinkham'a Vegetablo Com
pound for mo, and after taking tho first
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"In u few days, Mr. Grimm, you will
have no further trouhlo with my chick
ens," Bald Nelghhor Yaw. "I urn work
ing on an Invention which Is calculated
to discourage them from scratching.
It Is an attachment which fastens to
tho fowl's leg nnd -hns a prod project
ing out hehlnd. When ho or she, as
tho case may he, attempts to scratch,
thu prod strikes tho ground nnd kicks
him or her forward. A few scratches,
and he or hIio kicks himself or herself
clear oat pf tho garden."
"I do not expect to wait for your
chickens to kick themselves out of my
garden," replied Gaunt N. Grimm. "Tho
next time I cntch them In thero I'll
grab you hy the neck nnd kick you all
over this end of town."
Nothing Is calculated to Jar n pretty
girl like tho masculine attentions he
stowed upon another girl who Is
homely.
When It comes to stepping Into n
fortune nny mnn Is willing to put his
foot in It.
Going It Too Hard
Wo are Inclined nowadays to "go
It too hard;" to overwork, worry,
cat nnd drink too much, and to
neglect our rest and sleep. This
1111s tho blood with uric ncld. Tho
kidneys weaken and then It's u slcgo
of backache, dizzy, nervous spells,
rheumatic pains and distressing
urinary disorders. Don't wait for
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P St., Lincoln, Neb.,
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and 1 also had bad
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kidney ailments Fin
ally, I used Doan's
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