-j.v t DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. V1 itfSZEO NIGHT A STORY Of THE GREAT NORTH VitST Qy VIMGIE . ROE u) ILLUSTRATIONS 6y QOPY?ctr oy podd. msad 6YNOP8IS. 1 12 Bllcts of DallyV lumber camp directs stranger to Hip camp. Walter Sandry Introduces himself to John Dally, fore man, ai "tho IJililnKuworth Lumber Co., pr most of It." Poppy Orclwuy, a, maga lno writer from New Vork, comes to Daily's. HompJ' n of tho. Ynllow Pines Co. clnlms title to tho East Holt. Bandry's nnd Hampden's inon IIkM over tho dis puted tract. Tho I'n'uchor stops tho fight. Sandry ,'flnds that t:o deoil to tho East J3elt fins novcr Ik en recorded. Poppy flirts with Hampden ami tells Bundry that llampdon Is cm I nnd that sho'll Ret him. Poppy koim to .Salem In search of vldonce against llampdon. Sandry's men desort him for Hampden, who has offerod moro money. Sllotz goes to her friends ,for Sandry to savo the contract. Poppy ,tlls Sandry that she has proof of Hamp den's flllnc bogus entries In collusion with the commission. Bho sees Slletz and flandry tulklnc together and becomes Jealous. The bfc timber raft Is started on Its way, but Is blown up and Sandry Is dangerously Injured. In Sandry's delirium he plves Poppy a clue to his paBt. Ma Dally shown Sandry Poppy's notes of Ills delirious talk. Poppy plays with Hamp den, and Sandry refuses her aid. Hack Kast Poppy finds that Bandry hold up an niGoclate of a crooked partner of his fa ther for the price of tho DHUmjsworth Lumbor Co., tho associate dylnir the same Eight. Poppy goes back to Daily's and lnts to Bandry that sho knows his secret. Bandry Is called Kast by his father's Mckness and In with him when ho dies. Bandry sends money to Mussoldorn, In a letter which Poppy steals and copies, fllletr In turn steals that and other papers from PotiDV. To nrovent. Snndrv from tending Kast for a lawyer to fight Hamp den, Poppy engages a lawyer who botraya her to the commissioner and Hampden. in me agony or a man uetrayeu by mo woman ho loveu Hntnpden decides to "nlako a fight that will bo remembered all along- the coast." Devastatlnyforcst tires, mysteriously kindled, (hroaten Snn ary holdings and every available man turns out to fight them. h CHAPTER XXIV. "FlQhtl Fight Like Helll" Cl So began yollod hostilities botweon those two. At first Mlsa Ordway cov ered hor fury with a smllo and tried evory art of conciliation, but Sllotz hold far from hor. Night and day sho kept tho packet In hor broast, though for what ond sho did not know. Sho know only with hor unfailing Instinct that It must never go east to tho .cities, or infinlto harm would befall Sandry. Also, as unfailingly, tho same instinct warned hor not to show thorn to J him, even though their possession might moan his safety. Tho primal cunning of woman kept hor from bo Uttllng or botraylng hor rival. Sandry, was becoming moro and more anxious about tho Bast Dolt. Moro nnd moro ho feared tho contin gency of having' to fall back upon a woman for help at tho last, and this was particularly galling to his man hood. It had bocomo a porsonal question with him, tho "gottlng" of Hampdon. The tlmbor at tho north was running bottor than they had oxpocted, and Dally and Collins with tho lumbor jacks from Sacramento and tho SI washes woro doing splendidly. Still the magnlflcont bolt was tho DUllng worth's future and It was In gravo Jeopardy. .From tlmo to time ho ran across Hampden along tho shoros of tho backwater, at Toledo, or on tho Sl letz road. Horo tho Yollow Pines' owner often rodo to meet Miss Ord way who had leBBonod hor efforts In his direction slnco ho had glvon hor all tho material sho neodod tor his own undoing. Ho was moro wild about her than over, and addod to his enndty for Sandry tho mighty spur of suspicious jealousy. i So July dragged out In bluo heat . and August blazed down upon tho hills. Tho eastern lawyer at Salem was ready to glvo up In despair. Not ono tiniest point showed itsolf whereon ha could hang a thread of ovldonce; and ono day Sandry, sitting on tho oast porch, shocked; tho hoart Into Miss Ordway's throat. "I bollovo I will write to Now York (or Uio groat FnrnBworth," ho sulci; lt's a mighty risk, for ho'll bankrupt me It ho cornea, though It's hardly likely ho'll bother. Thoy don't know tho chances for big work out horo." And tho -woman shut hor teeth bard, whllo tho blood loft hor faco to pale anger. Sllotz, on tho step, played with Coosnah'a oars and Bho, too, lost a bit of color. Tho next day Miss Ordway mado a flying trip to Salem, stopped over a train, and wont on to Portland, Thoro the sought out tho most well-thought-of legal firm In tho. city and was closetod tor three hours in its privato offices. She was much too Bhrowd to trust the great schema in tho hands of a Salem firm. But horo oho had bun Misled aftor all, for hor nowly allied , , lawyer, a flno-looklng, open-faced In dividual, followed hor to Salem on tho next train, boarlng copies of hor - mystorlonsly obtained proofs of Hampden's guilt, which wero as good .s warrants for his arraignment and (hat of tho nmorouB young commis sioner. Tho "ring" wnB wider than sho bad any conception of and reached afar throughout tho Bt. Shf) was not halt over tho Coast ' Xlango on tho ono-horso railroad when her lawyer laid the, copied papors on the commissioner's privato dosk, " "It's como at last," ho said tensely; "somebody's leakod." And In a lightning flash tho com missioner knew what had become et WJ 1x1 W 1 Mpsfc& jyp company, his account book and tho missing let ters from llampdon. Ho slumped In his chair, drumming with sonseless fingers on Its arm. Ho saw black bars across tho win dow with tho waving trcos boyond, and know himself for that weakest among men, a woman's tool. So, filled with excited determina tion to beat Sandry with tho Hamp don caso and forestall his sending for FarnBworth, which was tho last thing aho wantod, Poppy Ordway again rodo up tho valloy. Tho mighty hills woro Bilent in tho deadlock of an Oregon summer. No breath of wind found Its way Into tho sholtorod val leys and tho pines woro still. Tho tldowator slough was gray with tho Inland brlno. "QlorlouBl" sho said to horsolf, lift ing hor gazo to tho hazy mountains. "And I'll savo It for him oven against his will I" Sho was sura sho had succeeded in hor miBston, and, happy In tho knowledge, was oagor to bo out of tho hired rig. And Sandry, as ho assisted hor out, thought simply that sho was tho .most beautiful woman in tho world, for all tho Joy of triumph lont sparklo to hor lovely foaturos, doopened tho slumbrous blue of hor oyos. No word hod ever been spoken about that night at tho rollway and Sandry boro a sonso of guilt that ho had takon hor avowal without open reciprocation. But tho faco of Sllotz hold him back. Ho scorned hlmsolt and yet ho know ho wob blameless, save for that unguarded kiss In-tUo Blade. But did ho wish to reciprocate? Ho did not know. Daily's camp droned on gottlng out Its logs, flooding them down tho slough, binding thorn slowly into the now familiar ocean-going raft. Tho foroman himself was un changed, though tho world had changed for him slnco that mlBer ablo "Yes" of Sllotz In tho darkened room when ho laid a gentlo hand on her shoulder. To Sandry ho was tho samo, for ho had come, through tho slow processes of tho slmplo naturo, to bo his frlond. Tho elusive fine ness that had shown plain to Sandry from tho first in John Daily's heart was solid as a rock, a foundation, an abutmont. They watchod Hampdon's trail grow toward the East Bolt with an exaggerated slownosa, a flaunting of aocurlty. And thon, two days aftor Miss Ord way's return, tho young commission er nnd tho Portland lawyer got off tho train at Toledo and woro driven out to tho Yollow Plnos. Thoy bore for Hampdon tho wildest agony of his strong Ufa In tho rovolatlon of his goddess. Thoy woro clo3oted togothor tho whole of tho night in tho Yollow Pines office and It was a strenuous night for tho two Btrangers, for Hampdon was a man to fear in his rages. At first thoy hold him by main force, und later by argumont and rea son. "Fight," said tho lawyer In tho pink dawn, "fight llko holll And bluff. It's your only chance." Tight?" snarled Hampdon hoarso ly, "what for? This damned driv olor has lot hor got tho originals of those lcttors ot mino about tho throe tlmbor claims in 7-10, and thoy alono'd put mo bohind barBl You'ro tho damnedest ass I ovor soon!" And tho man's email, red oyos glared at his accomplice with tho raurdor-luBt. But tho commissioner had some spirit himself and camo back with defense. "Fools? Wo'ro two togothor. It was from you sho got hor first knowl odgo ot tho gamo. Sho fooled hor first suspicions out of you in hor horseback rldos. Sho told mo so that's how you took hor in on tho deals, sho said." Hampdon groanod and flung his head In his arms on tho pine table. 'All right," ho said at last, "I'll fight." But with tho last sight ot tho buck board bouncing down tho hill road with his visitors to catch tho early train back to Salom, a light grow up In his heavy faco that would have puzzled that astuto man, tho Portland lawyer. "Yes, by God!" ho said In a voico thick with monace, "I'll fight l And I'll mako a fight that'll bo rcmom bored all along tho coast 1" CHAPTER XXV. Flro In tho Forest. Tim nnxt dav wns thn ninth nf An gust. Tho thermometer, hanging on tho oastern sldo ot Sundry's office. wont slowly up to 103 by two o'clock. Ma sat on tho cast porch In her llttlo rocker and Sllotz braldod hor mats on tho Btop, whllo Poppy Ord way watchod her from a cushion against tho wall. Tho donkoy tooted faintly at tho upper cutting, and from tlmo to tlmo thn dinky engine trundled its high-piled fiats down tho llttlo track to tho rollway at tho Blough's mouth. The men woro all out und tho summer silence hung upon tho cook-shack and tho desert ed cabins, ompty over slnco their for mer occupants had turned their coats for Hampdon's two-year contracts. Suddenly Coosnah, lying on tho Btep, got up and snlffod tho air. Sl letz looked at him, her fingers ar rested. Thon ho sat down on his haunchoo, throw up his muzzlo, and began to bay, a melancholy, loncsomo sound. "Hush," said Sllotz, "hush, Coos nah!" And sho, too, lifted her head after tho fashion of wild things, smelling tho sultry atmosphere "Mothcrl" oho cried swiftly, "It's fire!" Tho general creaked up and hur ried to tho stops, but already Slletz was off and running up tho valloy toward tho cutting. When sho reached tho donkoy Sandry was standing be side It, but the girl passed him with out a glance, running to whoro the foreman set a choker. "Johnl" sho cried; "John thero'o a fire on tho west rldgo!" Every man within hearing dropped his work instantly and stood up. "Call In th' men," said Dally as ho passed tho donkoy-cnglneer, "an' send 'om along. We'd better all go, Mr. Sandry. 'Taln't likely It's much, but wo got to stomp It out, whatever 'tis. I ben a lookln' fer 'em." Thoy all trailed down tho valloy on a dogtrot. It took them tho bottor part of an hour, but when thoy wont down thoro was not a spark loft alight. "What do you supposo started It, John?" asked Sandry. "Oh, some darned little collcgo snipo from Corvallls, likely, with a gun an' a cigarette. Or mebbo It was somo camper stayln' overnight on tho rldgo somo greenhorn. An it'sg mighty dry mighty dry." Thoy wont back to tho cutting. though every Jack of them lifted up his eyes from tlmo to tlmo to tho ridges around. At supper tho loggers discussed tho forest fires of other years, tho topic opened by tho inci dent. It was a close night with a dark sky, though tho heat had given way to tho swoot coolnoss of tho coast under tho mysterious ocean wind, and Sandry from his old seat at tablo looked out at tho western ridge. "John!" h cried, rising suddenly, "It's broken out again!" Suro onough. Against tho upper darkness llttlo rod tongues licked fit fully up and tho men, whito and In dian, tumbled out of tho cook-shack. It was twelve o'clock when they turned In, and Sandry was puzzled. The next day nothing happened. Thon at dawn of tho day following tho camp awoko to see a fine, fairy white haze all through tho valloy and tho crest of tho wost rldgo, for half a mllo, sending up fanciful pearl plumes In tho soft morning. This tlmo it had gained a start and tho camp turned out in earnest. "John," said Sandry Bolomnly, "that 1ft no college boy with hl3 cigarette. Could It bo Hampdon?" Tho foroman turned upon tho own or. "You hain't a real westerner, yet, Mr. Sandry," ho said with a smllo. "You think Hampdon'd rosk his yolla plno ns fine tlmbor as there is In th' whole etato? Ho'd bury th hatchet an' como fight with us llko a brother first." "Thon what's setting thoso fires? for It looks ns If thoy aro being sot My God! Look thoro! There's an othorl" Amorry, rod eyowlnkod nnd leaped and died, to leap again across tho early twilight at tho valley's head. "That's damned closo to our cut tin' 1" cried Daily starting down tho mountain on a sliding run. And that last fire, burning strongly where no brand could havo dropped ovon with a wind, marked tho begin- "It's Broken Out Again!" nlng of Buch a tlmo ot anxloty, of fear that grew and mounted to hoart-stlll-lng panic, of superhuman labor, as Sandry, a year beforo, could not havo boliovod possible n tlmo to bo long romomborod in the coast country. By oight o'clock noxt morning tho llttlo wind from tho backwater had rsnod with a dovlllsh perversity, blowing Uio creoplng flames merrily toward tho north. Dally sent Sllotz on Black Bolt to Toledo, to ask for a dozen men to help In tho fight. Ho abandoned tho ono on tho rldgo, for flro goes down hill slowly, and sot his men again In tho valloy. Within an hour after Sllotz loft, men began to arrive by tho road on horsoback, In wagons, and later on foot, for thorj Is no call llko that of ' "Flro" In the big woods to bring ro- wSrm cruits. They put themselves under Daily'B orders and feK to with a will, beating out tho surface flames, cutting every sapling In sight, dlgglpg tronches to head off any ground flreu that might ho startod. But destiny was against tho DIl- llngworth. Tho wind "unusual," to U80 that overworked word of tho ro glon truly for once grow steadily, and dosplto tho trained work, for ev ery man know this business, It rUBhojl tho flames through tho undorgrowth faster than thoy could handle It. Dally, black with smoko and ashes, waB ovorywhero. Sandry clung at his heols, watching his methods, learn ing everything ho could, listening, picking up, catching on with light ning rapidity. Ho know himself to bo ignorant, and whoro ho wao tho head with his Interest at stake ho must maito himself competent. By night Dally was grm and silent hoarso with shouting, and ho stamped into tho porch, whoro tho women watched the flames that flared rod against tho night in a hundred placcB on tho wost rldgo and up tho hills on both sides at tho cutting. "S'letz, honey," ho rasped, "I'll have to call on you agin. Thoy's a now ono ovor the first shouldor toward tho East Bolt up In th' old cuttin. Itido down to Toledo an tell 'om to send th' town. Wo'll need 'om all. I can't sparo a man I'vo sont out Blx to hunt th' dovll behind this, nn' if I ketch him I'll kill him, damn him!" "Son!" Bald Ma from tho Bhadows. So Sllotz and Black Bolt and Coos nah thundored down through tho darknoss to savo the Dllllngworth, and tho heart in tho girl's brdast was throbbing with anxiety for Sandry black as Dally, and as rough looking, fighting with his lessor strength, a Westornor at last by every sign. By midnight the town was thero, and Dally caw among tho crowd Har ris, his old saw-filer, young Anwor thy nnd scvoral moro of thoso who had deserted to tho god of gold. They kept Dhooplshly in tho background, but thoy were thero for tho common good that Daily had spoken of they would havo answered a call from a real enemy In such a crisis, for that is the way of tho West. Ma Daily, passing hor Interminable tin cups of coffee sho had brought a great iron kettlo and boiled it over a fire on tho ground stopped beforo Anworthy, the curly headed boy of whom sho was very fond, with a hand on his shoulder. "I'm mighty glad to seo you, son," sho said kindly, and the young scape goat had tho graco to blush. Destiny was against tho Dllling worth. Tho wind leaped and shout ed up botweon tho hills and by mid night tho flames suddenly leaped up as If a rostraint had been removed. Huge, red streamers flung themsolvos out against tho black night sky, reaching half way to tho zenith. Dense cloudB ot smoke leaped and bollled to tho heavens, while tho roar that appalls a woodsman's heart began to sound throughout tho hills. John Dally, working llko a giant, wont white beneath his grimo at sound ot It. "My God!" ho cried hoarsely, it's goln' away from us!" And Sandry, halted a paco away by that cry of despair, ldoked upon tho first really great sight of his life. "More men!" shouted tho foreman hoarsely. "You Harris, go tolophono to Corvallls for moro men." "It'B done, Johnny," said Ma Dally, panting in tho light, her sleeves rolled up from brown, capable arms, "I sent S'letz somo tlmo back. She's callln' for all tho stations between." Tho valley' waB as light as day, illu mined all up and down its length, and throo horsemen woro loping up its lovol floor. Lean, lithe men they woro, clad in sober khaki, and they leaped from their horses with busl nessllko alacrity, dropping reins over saddle horns instoad of on the ground. Those threo horses woro well trained, intelligent aids, ready to. stand for hours in ono opot, to como at a whlstlo, and they wanted no drag ging straps to hinder. "Wo'ro forest rangers," announced tho spokesman, a quick-eyed, stoady young chap, to Sandry, "give mo your men." "Thank th' Lord!" said Dally fer vently, "tako command." Tho newcomer talked a momont with his two companions, motioning. dividing localities, sketching a quick plan. Then ho gathered twenty mon, putting thorn under one ot his aides. ''Go up over that ridge," he direct ed briefly, "and cut a forty-foot fall straight across tho dip bohind tho flro. Go on and cut It up ovor tho big rldgo. Don't stop to fight." As tho men .hurried off with cross cuts and axes, he plunged Into the smoko and flro, Bhoutlng torso com mands, taking men from what seemed Imporatlvo tasks to put them at work In placos removed from tho flro dig ging tronchos, cutting n great plno horo, a towering spruce or fir thoro. "Good man," panted Sandry to his foroman as they passed with axes and dripping sacks. "Best thing in tho tlmbor. They know th' woods an' th' fires an' th' air curronts. Wlsh't wo had" a hun dred of 'om. They'd save th' country 'ts goln' to hell with theso fires." Dawn camo over tho mountains in blood-red haze. And everywhero tho mon, llko ants attacking somo mighty task, tolled without sloop. Dally had boon up for forty-olght hourB, yot ho wont ns strongly as at tho beginning, whllo Sandry, still far from hale, was compollod to drop for an hour's sloop. In fact, Ma did tho compelling, going into tho smoko and ashes after him, bringing him out bodily with a firm hand on his' shoulder, "You'ro spoiling mo," ho protosted through soot-grlmod lips, "and I can't afford to sleep." "Can't afford to go down for good," said tho general sternly, "no steam, no powor. Food an Blcop ruoi an' water. Do you tond to your hilars." A.nd tho owner, with n wry smllo, sank on a pllo of gunnysackB besldo tho improvised rollway of tho uppor cuttlnc. When ho awoko It was to find him self under a light blanket of fanciful woavo which bolonged to Sllotz. The shy, silent girl sad been about him In his sleep. When ho hurrlod to tho work ho saw hero and thoro grovps of Indians. Tho reservation had arncfld In forco. But things woro growing worso with cvory tour. . Flro was ovorywhero, In tho earth and in tho heavens. It heated (ho sweet winds to unbearable, scorching blasts. It Illumined tho dun dusk with dull, crimson light. It deserted tho cutting and awopt forward toward tho north, leaving ashcB and ruin, sullon brands and smoldering logs that flamed forth vindictively from- time to tlmo. So dawn found them on that hot, grim day In August. Tho lean, young rnngor was ovory whero, and Sandry, In amazed appre ciation, saw a trench shut off a ground-fi.ro, nnd tho foiling of a single plno chango tho trend ot a flood of flame that was going' out of bounds. But by twelvo o'clock tho wind turned and headod south. With np palllng might tho flood spread up tho ridges, crept down Into the dip and Joined tho slow-burning menace there. At that tho ranger fired throo shots into tho air which brought ono of his aids running out ot tho Btnoko, pant ing and disheveled from fighting hand-to-hand with a growth of young spruce. "Go telograph for tho Vancouver soldlors," ho directed tersoly, "this Is going to beat all records." (TO BE CONTINUED.) THEIR DUTIES TO "SOCIETY" Women Would Find It Hard to An swer Why They Assume Res ponsibilities of Position. Everyone knows what "society" Is, although to anyono who did not It would be difficult to explain. Men laugh at it, but it is not to be laughed at. With a power as strong as the church, or stronger, It lies about us, impalpable, whimsical, almost irresist ible. It may tako all a woman has to glvo, and give llttlo back; or It may give everything it has to give, and de mand little. Whether it is woman's highest duty, or hor toy, has appar ently not been decided. Whether those who glvo themselves to it most ontiro ly do so In an abandonment ot self-in-dulgenco or In a spirit of high sacri fice, ono cannot say. Tho Inveterate habit, common to all people, of dress ing up whatever thoy are doing In a cloak of morality, has in this case bo confused all the phraseology of social rites that It is impossible to tell what is pleasure and what Is crucifixion. Women dross, not because they like to look pretty, but because thoy "owe it" to their husbands, or their children, or to society. Thoy make calls and glvo dinners, not because thoy like it. but because they feel themsolves obliged to, and they are glad when It is over. They go to parties, not because thoy expect to havo a good time they pro fesB to be borod by them but because for various reasons it seems necessary to. Atlantic Monthly. Potash and Phosphates. Tho agricultural department of the University ot Illinois has published an other report dealing with the soils ot thlB state and the fertilizers which thoy need. This now investigation, liko tho last, shows that Illinois fnrm ors need not worry about potash. With tho exception ot swamp lands our soils hayo all tho potassium salts they need, and tho addition of more is a stimu lant rather .than a food. What Illinois land usually does lack is phosphorus, and tho United States has a plentiful supply ot phosphato rock. This is good nows to farmors who had boon taught that tho lack of Gorman potash would cut down their crops. It tends likewise o Btimulnto an American industry which was be ing hidden behind clover foreign ad vertising. By tho timo this war is over, America will know how much potash fertilizer It really needs, and what tho stuff is worth on the soil. Chicago Journal. First Telegraphing. New world's records for fast and accurate telegraphing woro mado at tho international telegraphic tourna ment In San Francisco a fow weeks ago. Richard C. Bartloy transmitted tho fastest and most perfect "Morse" by ticking off 40 railroad messages with out an error in 28 minutes and 13 sec onds, and boating tho autdmatlo trans mitters. Meorgo W. Smith, Jr.. won tho re ceiving contest by taking and tran scribing without ab error 40 railroad messages in 31 minutes and 12 sec onds. Getting RldNof Callers. Co-eds ot tho University of Minne sota have drawn up a set ot specifica tions for sending malo callers homo by 10:30. In this regard the dean ot women, Miss Margaret Sweeney, re cently said; "Hang up a framed copy ot tho rules In somo conspicuous placv girls. Then draw attention to the reg ulations with some timely romark. If all olse falls, speak up openly and say; 'Tlmo is up, boys.' " Everyone Should Drink Hot Water in the Morning Wash away ell the stomach, liv er, and bowel poisons be foro breakfast. To feel your best day in and day out, to feol clean Inside; no sour bllo to coat your tonguo and sicken your breath or dull ycur head; no constipa tion, bilious attacks, Blck headache, colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom ach, you must batho on tho inBldo liko you batho outsldo. This is vastly moro important, becauso tho skin pores do not absorb impurities Into tho blood, whllo tho bowol porea do, Bays a well-known physician. To keep theso poisons and toxins well flushod from tho stomact, lvor, kidneys and bowels, drink beforo breakfast each day, a glass of hot wa ter with a tcaspoonful of limestone phosphato in it. This will cleanso, purify and freshen tho ontlro alimen tary tract, beforo putting moro food into tho stomach. Get a quarter pound of Umcstono phosphato from your druggist or at tho store. It is inexpensive and al most tasteless, except a sourish tlngo which is not unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot water every morning to rid your system of theso vllo pel sons and toxins; also to prevont thoiv formation. To feol liko young folks feel; llko you folt before your blood, nerves and muscles became saturated with an ac cumulation of body poisons, begia this treatment and abovo all, keep It up! As soap and hot water act on tho skin, cleansing, sweetening and purifying, bo Umestono phosphato and hot water before breakfast, act on tho stomach, liver, kidneys nnd bowols. Adv. Cno on Grandmother. Bobby (to grandmother) Grandma, havo you ever seen an engine wagging its ears? Grandma No, nonsense, Bobby, I novor heard of an engino having any cars. Bobby Why, haven't you ever heard of engineers? 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