DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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FROM ONE YEAR'S CROP
FOR HIS LAND
1NWESTERNCANADA
Remarkable as aro tho reports ol
tho yields of whoat In Western Canada,
the marketing of which is now undei
way, they aro none tho more Interest
ing than are thoso that aro vouched
lor as to tho valuo of this grain crop
to tho farmors of that country.
Somo months ago tho Department
of tho Interior, at Ottnwa, Canada,
wrote to those lu tho United States
who were owners of land In Western
Canada that was not producing, ad
vising that it bo put under crop. The
high prices of grain and their probabla
continuance for somo years should
bo taken advantage of. Cattle and all
tho produce of the farm commanded
good flguros, and tho opportunity to
feed tho world was great, while ths
profits woro simply alarming. The
Department suggested that monoj
could bo mado out of these Idle lands
lands that, could produce anywhert
from 25 to C5 bushels of wheat pel
acre. A 'number took advantage ol
the suggestion. One of these was an
Illinois farmer. Ho owned a large
quantity of land near Culross, Man!
toba. He decided to put ono thousand
acres of It under wheat. His own
l Canadian Government Agent at Chi
"I had 1,000 acres In wheat neai
Culross, Manitoba. I threshed 34,00(
bushels, being an average of 34 bush
els to the acre. Last Spring I sold
my foreman, Mr. F. L. Hill, 240 acrei
of land for $9,000. or $37.50 per aero
Ho had saved up about $1,000, which
he could buy seed with, and have tht
land harrowed, drilled and harvested
and put In stook or shock.
"As a first payment 1 was to takt
all tho cropB raised. When lit
threshed ho had 8,300 bushels ol
wheat, which Is worth In all $1.00 pei
bushel, thereby paying for all the land
that was In wheat and more, too, there
bolng only 200 acres In crop. If the
240 acres had all been In wheat he
could have paid for it all and had
money loft"
That Is a story that will need nc
corroboration In this year whpn, nc
matter which way you turn, you learn
of farmers who had even higher yields
than these.
G. E. Davidson of Manltou, Manlto
ba, Tiad 36 acres of breaking and 14
acres older land. He got 2,186 bush
els of wheat, over 43 bushols pei
acre.
Walter Tukner of Darllngford, Man
itoba, had 3,514 bushels off a CO acre
field, or over 58 bushols per aero
Forty acres was breaking and 20 acre
summer fallow. "
Wm. Sharp, formerly Membor ol
Parliament for Lisgar. Manitoba, had
80 acres of wheat on his farm neai
, Manltou, Manitoba, that went 53 bush
ft els per acre.
Ono of tho most remarkablo yields
in this old settled portion of Manitoba
was that of P. Scharf of Manltou, whe
threshed from 15 acres the phenom
enal yield of 73 bushels per acre
These reports aro but from ono dls
trlct, and when It Is known that froir
almost any district In a grain belt
of 30,000 squaro miles, yields while
aot as largo generally as these quoted
but In many cases as good, Is it an;
wonder that Canada is holding Its
noad high In tho air In its conquering
career as the high wheat ylelder ol
tho continent? When it is pointed oul
that there are millions of acres of the
lamo quality of land that has pro
iuced these yields, yet unbroken, and
may be had for flllngupon them as a
homestead, or in some cases may be
purchased at from $12 to $30 an acre
from railway companies or private
land companies, it Is felt that the op
portunity to take part In this marvel
ous production should bo taken ad
vantage of by thoso living on land
much hlghor In price, and yielding
Infinitely less. Advertisement.
The Last Resort.
Pat's ono trouble was that ho could
not wake up in the morning. His land
lady had tried overy dovlce she
could think of, but even tho most
determined of alarm clocks had no
effect on Pat's slumhors.
Ono day he roturned home from
his work with a largo paper parcel.
"Thero, now, Mrs. Jones," said he
triumphantly, as ho unwrapped a huge
boll, "and what d'ye think o' that
now?"
"Goodness, man!" exclaimed the
surprised landlady. "Whatever nro
you wanting with that great thing?"
As he tucked tho boll undor his
arm and prepared to go upstairs, Pat
replied, with a knowing grin:
"Sure, and I'm going to ring It at
six o'clock ivry morning and wako
mesllf up!"
Her Mental Statu.
"That sufely was a paradox you
brought into tho family, my dear."
"What do you moan?"
"Tho cook you said you got out of
an Intelligence ofllco."
Not Oror Halr bat Tired Eye
make us look older than we aro. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look younir.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
toll your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
Point of the Situation.
"The placo was so still you could
havo heard a pin drop."
"Did anybody drop It?"
Lies aro popular because plonty of
pooplo would rather bollovo them than
tho truth.
To Prevent the drip
Cold: cania Crip Laxative Bromo Quinine re
moves lbs cauia. There Is only one Dromo
Quinine." B. W, GROVE'S signature oa box. 15c
Qlrla shouldn't throw kisses; It's al
most impossible for a girl to hit the
thing she aims at
Somo men aro known by the things
thoy might havo accomplished, but
didn't
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Congressional Directory Shows Work of Censor
WVSHINGTON. The proclivities of now congressmen to ndvortlso tholr
past exploits and tholr futuro aspirations havo been soveroly dealt with
by tho censor appointed by tho Joint commltteo on printing to edit tho
autobiographies submitted by states
similar Items In tho directory Just is
sued. Ono of them is the biography of Senator Lane of Oregon, who records
himself ns "Harry Lano, Democrat.'
Senntor Du Pont of Delaware takes up two thirds of a pago rovlcwliitf
his military and political careers. Senator Saulsbury of tho same stnto takes
up the other third of a pago. Representative Hakcr of California and Repre
sentative "Cycloho" Davis of Texas each take up more than two-thirds of a
pago.
Congressman Britten of Chicago modestly repeats that ho was tho only
Republican to defeat a sitting mombor for election to tho Sixty-third con
gress. Sonator Thompson of Kansas, who predicted a glorious futuro for him
solf in the first directory printed after Ills election, has evidently chnnged
his view, as tho now Issuo contains nothing oven rolatod to tho radiant.
Similar high personal mention which stood out In n former sketch of Ropio
sentativo Littlepage of West Virginia Is missing.
Harry E. Hull, Republican, of Iowa, says ho had only ten days to mako
his campaign as tho successor of tho lato Mr. Pepper, and that ho "made a
run that was accepted by tho whole country as proof of how tho farmors
would vote and of tho weakness of tho Progressive cause."
Jeff McLomoro of Houston, Tex., assorts that ho is "a bachelor and ti
newspaper man." He also prospected for gold In 1879, but "did not mnl.c n
strike." Mr. McLemoro also says that ho "had but llttlo schooling because
of his aversion to teachers."
David H. KIncheloc of Madlsonvlllo, Ky., proudly says he is married and
"has ono girl now seven and a half months old."
Uncle Sam Now Boosting the Goosefish as Food
THE bureau of fisheries is doing Its best to exploit the commercial possi
bilities of the goosefish and has Issued a bulletin upon this unappreciated
fish In which It gives ton different recipes by which It may bo converted
into a delicious and appetizing food.
So llttlo is this fish valued by tho
fishermen of tho Atlantic coast that
overy year they throw away about 10,
000,000 pounds. Rut goosefish Is of a
higher nutritive valuo than the famous
New England codfish.
This angler, or monkflsh, ns It Is
also called, is a most unsightly mon
ster. It has a very largo head and
mouth, entirely out of proportion to
tho rest of Its body. It Is abun
dant along the Atlantic coast down
to tho Carollnas, and on trawl lines and in nets with other fish
there aro gathered more than 400,000, weighing on an averago of 25
pounds each, and giving, when cut Into steaks, food that In flesh-building
qualities is equal to sirloin steak. All of this splendid food Is either thrown
overboard or left on tho shores to decay, and If it wero sold oven at tho low
est price it would pay the fishermen, for they tako it without extra trouble.
Tho appearance of the fish Is against it. It averages a length of about
three feet, with broad, depressed body, and tho powerful jaws aro provided
with a double row of strong teeth.
Tho first spine of the dorsal fin Is detached and Inserted on tho snout,
and bears a tuft, which serves as a lure for its prey. Its loose, mottled brown
skin is covered with numerous short paps, which are regular In size and
arrangement around the edgo of the jaws. Decauso of tho enormous head, on
which thero is little meat, thero is a good bit of waste to the fish, only 35 per
c-ent of the whole body being used for food. Most of this is edible In fnct,
SO per cent may be used, as the skin and hones form such a small part. One
of the advantages in its uso as a food for man would bo to lessen tho extont of
Us destructiveness to othor fish. It is voracious, eating almost o-ery kind of
animal of a suitable slzo that lives lu tho sea. Resides fish, It feeds on
worms, starfish, mollusks, lobsters, crabs and various waterfowl, Including
ducks and geese. It Is oxcosslvely greedy, as a alnglo meal sometimes
weighs half as much as the. fish Itself.
While its good qualities nro only just becoming known in this country
tho goosefish has long been a favorito in Europe. It abounds in the North
sea and other waters of Europe, and Its annual consumption amounts to
millions of pounds.
Though called tho "sea dovll" In Germany It is highly esteemed, and
thero are many ways of preparing it. It Is equnlly popular In Great llritain
and Italy. It is also prepared for sale by smoking, cut into small strips and
boxed.
Athletic Paradise Is Planned for Washington
WITHIN ten yeais tho District of Columbia will hao ono of the most
complete public amusement parks In the world, If tho present plans of
Col. W. W. Harts, superintendent of public buildings and grounds, aro
approved and supported financially by
erection of a stadium capable of seat
ing 40,000. "It Is not our Intention to have a stadium with 40,000 empty
teats always gaping across tho field," said Colonel Harts. "Tho tentative
plan calls for a U-shaped grand stand with a seating capacity of 15,000. Now,
when occasion demands, tho two ends of tho big 'U' can bo extended to the
end of the field, and then, if moro scats are desired, the 'U' can bo completed
into a huge oval-shnped stand, seating a world series crowd."
In addition to tho big Held, there will bo 13 smaller baseball diamonds
for the use of tho public. Somo of tho other features In the tentatlvo plan
aro: Two swimming pools, ono wading pool, two cricket fields, 28 tennis
courts, an 18-holo golf course, four baskot-ball fields and a combination roque
and croquet field.
Spanish Becomes Popular Study at the Capital
PROMPTLY at 4:35 o'clock two afternoons of oach week a score or moro
of employees of tho bureau of foreign and domestic commerco meet In
one of the rooms In tho department of commerce building to study for a half
hour lessons In the Spanish lnngunge.
On two other afternoons at the same
time a number of empjoyoes of the
bureau gather to take lessons in Rus
sian. Tho language lessons wero In
augurated by Dr. Edward Ewlng Pratt,
chief of the bureau, as a part of tho
welfare work among his employees
No omployeo of tho bureau 13 re
quired to study Spanish or Russian
or any othor foreign language It Is
a voluntary matter, paid for in cash by
the persons who take tho lessons. Tho expectation Is that several of I ho
mon now taking Spanish lessons will In'tlmo bo proniotod to field duty and
detailed to Central or South America on somo phase of tho hurenu's varied
commercial activities. Othors will hao opportunities to turn their knowl
edgo of Spanish to profitable account In private- employment.
The growing commerce between the United States and Latln-Amorican
countrios makes it very deslrahlo that some of tho omployoes-of tho bureau
of forolgn and domestic commorco have a working knowledgo of Spanish
While keeping tho practical side In mind, however, the satisfaction whlrn
comos to persons who mneter foroign languages also lu not being lost
sight or.
Tho Russian language is gouorally uellovpd to be much hauler to imiHtor
than Spanish, but tho growing commerce betwoen the United States and
Russia promlsos to mnke It woll wor:H while for tho frw emp!ooH v,U
have undertaken a study of the Russl a languago at tholr own room -t
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men for tho now congressional dlrec
tory.
Ono of tho features of tho now di
rectory is tho brovlty of many of tho
biographies, Constornntion rolgned In
tho government printing ofllco several
years ago when UoproEontatlvo Lind
bergh of Minnesota sent in his biog
raphy this: "Llndborgh, Charles A.,
Republican, Llttlo Falls."
Thero aro tnoro than n dozen
congress. Colonol Harts has mappod
out a comprehensive plan for convert
ing tho 327 acres of unimproved land
southeast of Potomac park and juut
across from tho Seventh street
wharves Into an athletic "paradise."
Tho plan is so broad in scopo that
It can bo carried out only gradually
Colonel Harts estimates that ten years
should see its completion.
The featuro of tho plan is tho
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ALOMO THE
THOMAS FALKNER, In his
book, speaks of tho Rio Negro
as tho largest river of Pata
gonia. It Is not only tho larg
est river of Patagonia but, next to tho
La Plata and Its two Inrgo tributaries,
which do not, howover, bolong to Ar
gentina alono, tho largest of thfl Ar
gentine Republic. Roughly speaking,
it drains a largo triangular pleco of
territory lying betweon 36 and 42 de
grees of latitudo south, with tho base
following tho Hn i of tho watershed be
tweon Chile and Argentina and tho
npox resting at tho mouth of tho river
on tho Atlantic coast Just south of
the fortieth parallel of latitudo. Folic
nor glvos quite a list of names for this
stream, of which tho Indian nnnio of
Curu Louvu has boon retained to this
day In tho Spanish translation of Rio
Negro.
It Is not to bo wondered at that tho
Spaniards neglected tho Inhospltnblo
coast of southorn Argentina In those
early days of conquest and sottlemont.
No ono could bo expected to settlo
down In nn unattractlvo and desert
country while thero was un unlimited
supply of moro deslrablo lands closor
at hand and to bo had only for tho
asking or taking. It Is only when tho
good land has becomo exhausted and
when railroads and science mako tho
INDIANS OPTHCVALIXY
desert more accosslblo and moro easy
and certain of remunerative develop
ment that the oyes of the colonist aro
turned toward tho less attractive,
says Walter Fischer In tho Bulletin of
tho Pan-American Union.
The most convenient method of
roachlng tho valloy today Is for tho
traveler to tako tho train which leavos
Buenos Alrea at 6:37 in the evening,
arriving at Bahla Blanca at 9:25 tho
following morning. Leaving Bahla
Blanca again at 9:55 on ono of tho trl
tvookly trains ho reaches Nouquen at
10:35 that night; thero he passes tho
night in a hotel or Inn, leaves at 5:20
In tho morning and gets to tho end of
tho lino on a mixed freight and pas
songor train at either 10:30 or 12:45
aoon, according to which of tho bi
weekly trains ho happens to havo
taken.
River Is Dark and Qwlft.
Wo aro moro particularly concerned
with that part of tho valloy extending
eastward ono dogroo of longltudo, or
about sixty miles, from the juncturo
of tho two rivors to tho small station
of ChichtnnloB. Tho valloy is narrow
here, not moro than ten miles from
bluff to bluff, with tho fertile, lrrlgablo
land, north of tho river about half that
width at its widest and narrowing
down to almost nothing whero tho
rivora moot. Tho Rio Negro Itself is a
dark and silent, deep and rapid
stream; a steamer Is said to tako only
as many hours to mako tho down trip
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JUDGE SETTLED HIS STATUS
No Doubt as to Where Colored Man
Would Belong for the Next
Six Months.
Tho "Virginia Judgo," mado familiar
to theatergoers by Walter Kolly, was
modolod upon Judgo Brown of Now
port News, who passed away somo
months ago.
"I'vo often thought," a member of a
Cleveland golf club said tho other day,
"that it Kolly hadn't mado so much of
Judgo Brown, nnothor Virginia Judgo
might havo long slnco como In for tho
attention ho deserves, Judgo Crutch
field of Richmond 1b tho man. I had
tho honor, ono day, of sitting on tho
bench with him, and of hearing him
utter one of his famous snappy Judg
ments. Ho had seen mo enter tho
courtroom and ho Interrupted tho pro
ceedings to invite me to a sent beside
him. "Now, then," ho said "go on with
your story." Tho defendant, a flashily
drossed colored gentleman, was mak
ing a very lame denial of his ttliate In
n cutting scrape the night bt-foro. and
lir wurd up slth this
RlVEft
as it takes days to ascend tho swift
current.
Tho winds of tho southorn Pacific
loso most of their molsturo on com
ing In contact v 1th tho cold peaks of
tho Cordilleras and then Bwoep down
across tho Patagonlan tablelands Uko
nn ocean gnlo. Thoy often last for
days, obscuring tho sky and lnndscapo
with clouds of dust and aro at times of
such velocity as to hurl small-sized
pebbles, but they aro most frequent
in spring and summer, and when once
over aro soon forgotten In tho delight
ful weather which othorwlso provalls
wnrm or very hot days, according to
tho tlmo of year, usually with brcozo
and cool nights alwnys, with tho tem
perature soldom bolow 20 degrees P.
In winter. Tho cllmato most closely
resomblos thnt of tho Interior of tho
state of Washington. Ab snow soldom
falls, tho abundnnco of verduro which
follows overy wlntor rain Is avnllablo
for grazing cattle and shoop.
Good Place for Hunters.
Hunting Is very good, as many kinds
of gnmo aro plentiful; tho gunnaco,
tho small silver fox, tho skunk, tho
Patagonlan hnro, threo spocloa of
armadillo (tho poludo, plcht and
molltn), and threo species of gopher
or pralrlo-dogllko rodents (the biz
cacho, tho tucutuco and tho. qulso)
aro abundant in the valloy, whilo oth
er spoclos of gamo aro common in
tho mountains not far away; in tho
river aro otter and plenty of fish.
Tho inhabitants aro as cosmopolitan
a lot as is to bo found almost any
where. As in tho greater part of Ar
gentina, tho Italian predominates on
the farms and tho Spanlnrd In tho
small towns; there nro a few Gen
mans, English and Scandinavians, in
fnct practically overy country In Eu
ropo Is ropresentcd, usually by immi
grants of tho humblor classes,
A great impotus was glyon to Bot
tling and farming by sovoral droughts
and crop failures in othor parts of
Argentina which drovo up tho prico of
alfalfa, a crop which was absolutely
guaranteed undor irrigation. Other
crops such as whoat, barley, and to a
slight extont maize, aro grown, but
lately the planting of tho vino has as
sumed enormous proportions. There
aro vlnoyards of nearly 1,000 acres
and sovoral wino presses have- boon
orectod, ono at Roca having a capac
ity of 3,000 hogshoads. Sheep and cat
tle coming from tho mountains and
from across tho dosort aro bought,
fed and then flhlppod on again; hogs,
too, aro raised locally; tho drying of
tho natural pastures in summor does
not, however, permit of local ranch
ing. Fruits of all kinds grow woll
and aro being planted, so that in gen
eral tho small and mixed farm 1b on
tho increaso.
WiaiVWMMia
"No Bah, Judgo, I wouldn't behavo
in dat way. I knows bottah. Yo' seo,
I'm a Now York nlggah; I ain't nono
o' doso yoro common Virginia nig
galiB "
"You'll be a Virginia nlggah for bIx
monthB," said tho Judgo, "Noxt
caso!"
Captious Person.
"You say you enjoy reading tho
sporting pago, although yon don't
caro particularly for sports?"
"Yob," replied tho thoughtful man.
"Our sports nro still playod practical
ly without mochanical assistance, and
it's a posltivo relief to read about
somo flold of human endeavor which
Thomas A. Edison and his follow In
ventors havo not yet revolutionized."
The Suspect.
Efllo My husband la so unpatriot
ic. I almost think sometimes thnt ho
must havo foreign sympathies.
Elsie Dear mo! What has ho
duua?
Bill Oh, ho mado tho nioft nwtul
row ovor the cost of my new mill
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DISTINCTLY A "WAR BABY
Kitten' Otrino of Names Left No
Doubt ac to the Sympathies of
Mb 8ma.ll Owner.
A cortain llttlo Philadelphia girl la
distinguished chlofly by her fondness
for cats and kittens, which sho much
prefers to dolls.
Soveral days ago sho was sitting on
tho sunny Btops of tho front porch,
tenderly nursing on hor lop a coal
black kitten; vory small as yet, but
sturdy and full of promise
"What a pretty kltton!" remarked a
nolghbor In passing. "What do you
coll him, my dear?"
"I call him AHIoa," was tho reply.
"Allies! I think you must moan
Allco, do you not?" suggested tho
lady with a smllo.
"Oh, no, not Allco! His immo la Al
llos," corrected tho child. "His right
nnnio," proudly, "is Georgo Albort
Nicholas Peter Victor Emmanuel Jof
fro; but fnthor says that Is a heavy
load for such a llttlo fellow to carry,
so I call him Allies for short!"
As tho lady procooded up tho
street, sho hoard a childish volco say
tondorly: "Come, AUIob, wo must go
in. It Is tlmo for you to havo your
rations."
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With Cutlcura, the Quick, Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free
Batho with Cutlcura Soap, dry and
apply tho Ointment. Thoy atop itch
ing Instantly, clear away pimples,
blackheads, redness and roughnoss, ro
movo dandruff and scalp irritation,
heal red, rough and soro hands as
woll no most baby skin troubles.
Free samplo oach by mall with Boob.
Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dopt L,
Boston. Sold ovorywhoro. Adv.
Spread of English In Japan.
In April 500 teachors of English
gnthorod In Tokyo for tholr second
conforonco. Of tho totnl about D por
cent wero foreigners English and
Amorlcan mon nnd womon. Tho en
tiro ton days proceedings of the con
foronco woro conducted in English,
so tho proficiency of the participants
will bo understood. In tho secondary
schools in Japan alono, there are up
ward of 100,000 boys and girls study
ing English sovon hours in oach wook
for flvo years, and tho girls at least
half that tlmo. There aro at prosent
studying English in Japan propor, In
schools of all grades up to tho unlvor
slty college nearly 200,000 boys nnd
girls. According to stntlstlca pub
lished In the Christian movement In
its latest edition, thoro nro 100,806
pupils In tho 23S mlddlo schools of
tho country, and 23,798 pupllB In 66
mlsslonnry schools of tho samo grado.
For girls thero aro a numhor of pub
lic high schools having 50,676 pupils,
whllo thoro nro prlvato Bchools having
13,345, all toachlng English. In n fow
generations English will bo spokon al
most universally In Japan. East and
West News.
For a really flno coffoo at a mod
erate prlco, drink DonlBon's Sominolo
Brand, 35c tho lb., m sealed cans.
Only ono merchant In each town
soils Seminole. If your grocor isn't
tho ono, wrlto tho Donlson Coffee Co.,
Chicago, for a souvonlrnnd tho namo
of your Sominolo dealer.
Buy tho 3 lb. Canister Can for $1.00.
Adv.
His Modest Wants.
Taking tho ideal book, bough, jug
and maidon of Omar Khayyam as ono
side of tho solid comfort picture, turn
tho canvas ovor and squint at tho lux
ury desired by tho British soldier who
wrltos: "Could you post each week
tho Spectator and a small can of in
sect powder?"
Professional Habit.
"Why do you snub that young den
tist who calls on you so?"
"Because ho gots on my nerves."
Plies Relieved by First Application
And cured In 0 to 14 days by PAZO OINTMENT,
tin onlvonal remedy (or all forma of Pilot,
Druggiitt refund money if ll tails. 50c.
Diplomacy After Midnight.
Officer Go homo.
Outlato Ulmmo shafo conduct.
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CASES' QUININE
The old atindard remedy-In Ubltf form
No unpleasant alter effect-No opiate
J-H"? coiai in zi noun-La Grips
in 3 dayi-Monev back If It fill
Insltt on jenulne Box with red
Centa P ra C0 ,U
At Any Drug StaraaSa
W. 1L Hill Compimr
Detroit
FARMER WAS NOT IMPRESSED
Visit to Country Editor Resulted In
Willie's Turning From the Paths
of Literature.
Into tho room of a country odltor
camo a bluff old farmer with his
olghtccn-year-old son.
"I'vo como for a llttlo information,
sir," he said hopofully.
"I shall bo dollghtcd to do what I
can for you," was tho polite reply.
"Well, this son of mine wants to
go into tho lltorary business, nnd I
thought you would bo nblo to toll ua
if thero was any money in it. It's
a good lino, isn't It?"
"Yo-o-os," replied tho editor, hesi
tatingly. "I've boon at It myself for
a good many years and "
Tho farmor thereupon looked
around nt tho shabby ofllco and then
at tho shabbier editor.
"Como on, Wllllo," ho ordered.
"Back to your plowhig, my ladl"
Expensive Roofing.
"NIco hat you havo. How much did
It cost you?"
"Can't say yot. I've had it threo
weoks, nnd it's cost about ?14. I
supposo it will stand mo a couple of
hundred before I get through."
"Couplo of hundred?"
"Ycb, gottlng it back every day from
tho tip boy at tho restaurants."
Ready to Promise.
"Do you promise to love, honor and
cherish thlB woman?"
"Yes," said the politician. "What
ever tho plntform It, I subscribe to It."
Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Nine times in ten when tho liver Is
right the stomach and bowels are right.
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
gently butfirmlye
S&dS,. w "JHrjCARTER'S
Cures Con-.
atipolion, In
digestion,
Sick
Headache,'
and Distreia After Eating.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
BLACK
LEG
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
tT, Cntttr-l Bbeklu Pills. Low.
prlnd. frufa. rtlltble; Dnftrnd tor
Wuttm tockmen. bectui thiy
prttnt wktre itlitr vaeclnti fall.
Wrlta for booklet and iMtlmoiutla.
10'dCM Dkt. BUlkllJ Pllll 11.09
SO-don pkit. niMkltf Pllll 4.
IT, BUT fntivtir. htlt Prittitr'l hMft
Th cnperlorltj cf Cutter prodjrti la dua to our 11
;ri of apKlalulnc In vittlmt m4 wrumi tnly.
Inilit as Cutter',. If unobUlatbla. order direct.
Tht Cutter Labgratary, Birkilry, Gil., ar Ckluia, IIU
K I 1 F Q I treat plica j a. mild aafo
JL "?; method without kulfa or
CSJLkIiID hoapltal operation. Estab
lished for years. Write for list of patients.
C. Y, Clamant, M. D SSS Good Elk., Dea Molaas
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CUBED in a few dxys
without pain or a sur
gical opsration. ITo pay until cored, Wrlto
DU. WUAX, 800 lice Uldc Omaha, Neb,
PATENTS
WatasaH.CaIemaB,Waalv
Irmton.IiC. lloolulree. High
est reference. Best results.
Sioux City Directory
"Hub of the Northwest" .
Masaw'k
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ron best BEitvicE snip
Lire Block Commlnalon Merchants at
SIOUX OITT, Ghlaaoo or Kanaa OHy
W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 1-1916.
For Infants and Children.
Mothers Know That
Oenuine Castoria
Bears
Signature
In
Use
Over
Thirty Years
CASTORIA
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