DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. FIE ASPIRIN IS DISCOVERED Stale Food Commissioner Ha.-man Finds Where Large Quantity Has Been Sold. Working with govornmont ofllclnls, Stnto Food Commissioner Hnrmnii anil Chief Inspector Ktmbcl have been able to discover the sale of so called nsnlrin, a tablet used largely by physicians and druggists for tho cure of headaches. Aspirin Is mado In Oermanyc but a drug called nctylo salicylic acid mndo in this country Is said to bo equally ns good, llowevor, the use of tho latter remedy has never come into general uso because aspirin has boon so largely adver tised Uiat everybody has insisted on that instead of tho American product. So great has boon tho demand for as pirin that it appears sonio firm In tho cast has been manufacturing a coun terfeit which has been sold in largo quantities to druggists as tho real ar ticle. An Omaha company appears to havo had the handling of tho alleged aspirin in this state and has been tho distributor to other druggists, Tho alleged aspirin contains one half grain of acetanlllil, which Is det rimental to heart action and might bo exceedingly dangerous for those with weak hearts to tako, Tho Omaha concern has disposed of over 200,000 of theso tablets in tho stato and tho government inspectors aro said to know Just whoro to go to locate tho druggists who havo handled It. Heal aspirin sells for $8.80 per 1,0'JO tablets, whilo tho counterfeit brings about ?G.fi0. Tho counterfeit can bo roadily distinguished from tho real because It will dissolve In cold water, whilo tho real aspirin is not soluble. It will break in cold water into small parts and then settlo In tho bottom, but tho counterfeit dissolves entirely In a glaBS o! cold wator. jto All other institutions and depart ments of state must surrender tho crown of size and extent of operation to tho stato university, for that Insti tution, during tho past biennium, has exceeded all others in amount of money collected and used and in number of persons interested and in number of persons employed. Appro priations mado and used by tho school for the last biennium, accord ing to n complete check Just an nounced by Stato Accountant De France, totaled $3,200,000. In addi Hon to this thcro was n rcvenuo of $200,000 from outnido sources. Theso sources of lncomo were from Halo of hog cholera sprum, from ico cream and milk at the stato fair dairy and from sources of that nature. Not all of tho $3,200,000 appropriated by tho legislature camo out of tho taxpayers' pockets by moans of a levy. Matricu lation fees nnd various other fees and emoluments from tho federal govern ment aro included, tho total approxi mating $700,000 for tho biennium. Fees of various kinds collected by tho medical collego heads at Omaha to taled $5,889. Adjutant General Phil Hall, who has just returned from Washington, whore ho Investigated President Wil son's proposed increaso of tho army of tho United States by organizing a continental army of 400,000, is con vinced tho scheme will not glvo tho best results. General Hall bcliovesMt would bo lmposslblo to organlzo a clt lzeu soldiery from tho ranks of tho young men of tho country for nono of them could afford to glvo up a position to take on any job which would be for only two or thrco months and for only GO cents por day, and, besides, no employer would caro to havo clerks who would bo away from busi ness as long as tho requirements call for. Tho general believes if tho gov ernment woulil glvo tho guard a But ilclent amount to onnblo It to drill its membera four drills a month and pay thorn ?1 per drill that tho guard coiiul b'o'mado much moro offlclont nnd better ablo for offoctlvo service Organization of gardon clubs by school vrtilldren of tho stato Is con Bldcrod by J. It. Duncan, atato horti cultural board secretary, as useful and bightly important to tho stato at largo. In a statement Just issued he suggests that parents give sorlous consideration to tho movement Permlcsion to organlzo a national guard company among tho employes of tho Omaha Street Car Co. has been asked of Adjutant Gonoral Hall by Henry L. Strohbo of that city. Mr. Strohbo says sixty or seventy mon can bo enlisted from tho street car workers. Tho Northern Antclopo Telophono coraponx of Noligh 1ms asked tho rail way commission to sanction tho lssuo of $5,000 moro Btock to pay off notes. It has Issued ?25,000 worth. Warden Fenton of tho stato p6nl tentlary Is preparing to utlllzo a small lukp just outside tho south wall of tho prison as' a- means of lire protec tion,, According to figures prepared by Uio Stnto Hoard of. Agriculture, tho output of Nebraska forms this year , ,. to tho nlco littlo mm of ?GC0,Gr.5,480, which ought to ho evi dence to most anybody that fanning in Nebraska is bettor than gold min ing In Alaska. Secretary of Stato Pool has Just sent to tho printer copy for tho now roster of veterans of tho Mexican, Civil and Spanish-American wars, tho list having boon prepare u, . li ferent county assessors of the stato under tho provisions of houso roll D21. apjoved April 10, 1915 The law dl rccttd the census to be taken tho St of April. The list shows but two veterans of the Mexican war 4.364 of the Cllvl nr and 1.145 of tho BpanteVAmf rin war. The larget number of veterans reside In Hall county. A Oiristmas . -. . i -., ....... - mm&sr wwwihs ra. v.i vr -jtSEfMmaz iP I r i lj &ropx7y(7.? M& asopmwmt ay JUrtLk uavi. HAT a ghastly holiday Christmas will bo In Europe this year. Mil lions of famliies in mourning, mil lions of women nnil children starv ing, millions of homes In ruins, millions of now graves, millions of dead men that haven't oven tho ohfiltcr of earth, millions of square miles of fertile land laid wasto by war, millions of mon killing fathers, husbands, brothers, sons and sweet hearts. Dolglum, Sorbla, northorn Franco nnd Poland 9tJ KftfJft aro a Hades of wreckage. In Germany ovoryono Is living on short ratioun and turning all energies to tho pursuit! ..f Mar. Even tho half-grown boys of Annco aro under arms awaiting tho call to tho trenchos. Austria and Italy and England nnd Russia and Hulgarla aro pouring their money into tho mill that turns out guns nnd explosives whilo tho poor oxist in tho misery of somlstarvatlon, getting tholr mito of food and fuel and clothing by taking tholr turn n tho "bread lino." All of warring Europo's able-bodied men aro sohliors in ona capacity or another. In tho, streets of all tho cities and villages of tho con tinentexcepting tho littlo neutral nations ono socs only aged mon, veterans of other wars, and maimed men who nro recovering from wounds rocelvcd in this ono. Evorywhero aro hospitals. Schools, churches, fr.ct'jies, homos ovory sort of habitable place Is llllod with wounded. And Ono of tho most flourishing enterprises over thcro is tho sale of artificial limbs. Ercn from Asia comes tho wall of sorrow, for Mohammodan Turkey Is rolIcloUBly slaughtering its hundreds of thousands of Christian Armenian subjects. Nov.-3 dispatches of tho last few days doscrlbo tho torrlblo plight of refugees pennl lose, ragged, hungry, dlBcasod, noncombatants and exhausted, boaton soldiers who aro swooping out of desolated Sorbla into Creoca. Wo read of women with chlldron In arms spending a month tramping through tho snow-covered mountains, hoping in tho end to find a little warmth and food nnd poaco. Wo road of frozen roadways strown with the bodies of thoso that stopped on tho way for a bit of rest and never went on. Nono of tho hundred million of us In tho Unltod States can npprcclato tho horror of It all. Somo of our wnr correspondents over thoro have soon and heard, but none has suffored and ondurod as thoso who nro a part of tho con titration. Santa Claus will havo a oofy tlmo abroad this year. Fathers and mothora havo nolthor tho heart nor tho moans of commemorating tho birth of tho Child of Uethlchem and his mission among mon. Of nocosslty tboy and tholr children will fast Instead of feast if thoro is any feasting it will bo a foast of prayor and hopo. America sent no Christmas ship nbrond this year. Why notT somo of us may nsk. Why not? with tho United states nt tno noigui 01 prosperity and blessed with poaco. Porhaps bocauso wo rcallzo what a horror tho war tfl. A prominent nowapapcr man In one of our largo cltlos n man who had much in r with tho success of tho project lust yur had this to say whon tho ques tion was brought up: "A Christmas ship this year a boatload or two or thrco boatloads of dolls nnd jumplng-jacks and rod apples and candy and cnkoB nnd mittens and rod-top boots for tho kids of Ero5Q? I shall not dwoll on tho fact that thb .irring nations httvo bocomo much moro deadly In tholr hata Mid sus picion and probably would rofuso safo passago for tho cargoes from ono country to another. 1 shall not concern myself with tho fact that tho nations H Vaa Comjany M) Riant "Mcto yourself porfoctly at homo. Wo don't look on you as company." "Don't bollovo 'cm, relator, Thoy mado mo wash my faco and hands Just bocauBo you woro coming to sup per." Tho Trouble. "Now, lot me toll you about this now hat ot mlno. It camo direct from " "You ncodn't go all over that again. Anybody to look at you can boo, you'vo got Panama on tho bratu." JtfeBwgQ i :7rm9m&Wm 1 lid Wimir wlw WmmiWm ! Nlu ZJ. ijr r ,. ,. flSr nc d A ) MAT A I if HAY OF THF ax y -, , . . . l- m PRINCE OF PEACES OF HOMES ONLY(f i nt ntnuKT ur DEAR ONES FOR EVER GONE AND THE GLOOM m . L OF FADING NS. unnr J nurc. m zag&rri :ca ,, i , embroiled look upon tho United States as a greedy animal growing fat and sleok feeding on their llfo blood, and probably would return our gifts to us with curt "No-thnnk-yous." "Instead I shall confess that I am weighed down with the hopelessness of tho situation. Here in America wo havo all wo may reasonably ask of Provldonco considering our own sins of politics and social Injustice Ovor thoro they aro cursed beyond tho power of words to descrlbo, and tho curso will bo felt for generations, "Millions In Europo aro dying in tho agonies of starvation, cold and dlseaso for want of food, clothing, Bholter and medical aid. What a ghast ly Joko It would bo In theso circumstances for tho rlchost and luckiest nation to offer thoso millions of pitiful chlldron a littlo candy and fruit whon thoy ncod milk and broth, mittens when they need blankets and clothing, dolls and toy trains whon thoy neod doctors and nurses nnd sanitary sup plies. No, this Is no tlmo for pollto mementoes. Lot us concontrato on giving tho only real help that would sulllco and that would bo welcomo pcaco as soon ns possible" Let us look upon tho mannor in which Europo colebratod Christmas boforo vtho war In Franco and Dolglum on Christmas ovo the baraquos, or booths, appear in the Btreots without litndrnnco, nnd aro all ablaze with candles nnd glittering treasurcB, for ovory housohold must contain somo bright trinket In honor of Noel. Tho midnight mass is thronged; tho magnificent Christmas hymn Ib chanted everywhere, nnd thon all is gleeful holiday for an hour or so, for It is Christinas morning, tho pcaco-mnking morning of tho world I Thoro Is tho boudln to bo eaten, tho cnlen, or Christmas lamp, symbolical of tho star that guid ed tho Magt to Ilcthlohom, to bo lighted, tho lit tlo crecho to bo exposed, nnd all happiness, all good-will to ovoryono to bo expressed boforo re tiring with tho grand chornlo of peace sounding In tho oars. In tho country tho lads nnd IursIos morrily drag homo tho burho do Nool, correspond ing to our Yulo log, which Is kindled by tho head of tho faintly; tho boudln must bo eat on and tho hot eplcod wlno sont round, and many a misun derstanding Is mado cloar bosldo tho Christmas J . v;j wffiswiWSSWA k . J I m fWvj J&fox iP!fi jS ,m wmmHam w mmMsmstmm ' MBH l..H. . fc JTLC 'J- warn JKa6ss", rrj wimr)MEf'i'imsss' a v i,m Hui asiviBKK -,: ; , n.. --z-? HB 111 Sw TESTS QUALITIES OF CLOTH - English Town, It U Claimed, Has Machine That Makes It Possible to Tell Value of Goods. A ruachlno for testing tho wearing quality of cloth has been produced In Bradford, England. It may bo found ot Interest to American Arms which manufacturo, sell or uso toxtllo fab rics. Rolatlvo wearing qualities of different ploccs ot cloth may be do tormlncd by placing them In tho ma chlno and giving them a uniform num ber ot rubi perhnps two hundred each. This makes It possiblo to com paro ono kind of cloth with Its Imita tion, or to compare cloth samples of tho snmo character from different mills. A ploco ot cloth is clampod In a rigid Jaw and. passos ovor a rubbing i 1. r.k ZSTN, .w r.V nvinflHIIUMl 'VI :mJt JwmMkXiZmxFt ku im .KA vmr , 2 im ws-FZenstzm VJJ rAvJAL2fy &?&. ii r.Wiir AWT. "1st v.AVnj' r ' w wmmmsBmmx m. jfia i msm,:4 JZSg WffW m'svz.nnirw 1 S I I lire on this, tho day of good will. In Germany and Austria every houscmothor and every father makes Christmas tho feast for the children, thd great day of reunion, tho glad tlmo when all moot under tho old roof-tree, and social customs prevail over religious observances. Tho -i. i.M..,. nn la ..Vtlmiltmia nvnrvnnn liau It. ... .,.! r nnn nmlta WfllinaCht S ricii ur 1'uu.i twin iiw ww w.. Doschecrung or Christmas gifts. To provide these, tho Gorman peoplo will, If need bo, save up half tho year. Each member of tho household must havo something as a surprise, generally service able preso nts that aro often needed and always acceptable. ""' Singularly enough, tho Christmas is not cele brated ns ono would expect In Italy. Thero tho night of tho year Is less a religious festival than a fair. Tho world seems absorbed In delirious excitement, and all crowd round Pulclnello and divert themselves hilariously till tho churches claim them for tho midnight mass. But tho fun goes on; they laugh gleefully, as only Italians enn laugh, enjoy themsolvcs to tholr hearts' con tent, but the celebrations aro not homo cclobra tlons; It is n general, not a domestic, feast. In Russia and Poland tho children put tholr shoes filled with hay outside thd door for tho horses of St. Nicholas; and It is bellovcd In most sections that St Nicholas tomes first on a pre paratory visit ton days boforo Christmas to learn which chlldron havo been good. Ho leaves nuts and candy in tho shoos of thoso who havo been good, but nothing for thoso who havo been bad, who thus know thnt they may expect no presents on tho real Christmas day. In Serbia and tho other Balkan countries, at dawn on the day boforo Chrlsmas the sturdy peas ant proprietor dispatches his sons to tho forest On renchlng tho spot whoro tho destined Christ mas tree stands, the axbearer offers up a prayor; then ho draws on a pair of gloves, takes a hand ful of corn, flings It against tho troo, and says, "Good morning, and a happy Christmas to you." This done, he addresses himself to tho task of foiling, paying careful attention to tho laws of tho "badnynk," which prescribes among other things tlmt nil tho cuts bo mado on ono particular sldo. Onco felled, tho tree Is carded homo and leaned against tho east sldo of tho house, whero It re mains till evening. Then tho wlto lights two can dles and places ono on cither sldo of the door way, whilo tho husband goes forth to bring In tho "badnynk." Tho mastor of tho houso now throws threo nuts Into each of tho four comers of tho room, Baying as ho doos so: "In the nnmo of tho Father, In tho namo of tho Son; In tho name of tho Holy Ghost Amen!" All night ovoryouo romalns gloating over the crackling, roasting pig. with nn eagerness ot anticipation proportionate to the zeal with which thoy havo observed tho six weoks' fast enjoined by tho Greek orthodox church. By UiIb tlmo Christmas day has dawned, and on Christmas everyone must go to service Burfaco formed by dull blades set In a cylinder. This cyllndor makes ono rovolutlon clockwise, thon ono In tho opposlto direction, and this is record ed by a counter as ono rub. Tho other end ot tho cloth Is clamped to a rollor, on which Is placed tho quad rant, from which any numbor of weights can bo Buspended, and thus put tho cloth In tension. Tho ran chlno can b-j driven by an electric motor. When tho cloth Is worn through tie machlno automatically stops. Fields & Slaughter Co. DEALERS IN Gx-aIiv, Feed, Flor, Hay arkd Coal Fred J. Parker, Manager Phone No. 4 Dakota City, Nebr. Westcott's Undertaking Parlors Auto Ambulance Old Phone, 426 New Phone 2087 Sioux C5ty Iowa. Abstracts of Title A S 10,000 Surety Bond Guarantees the accuracy of every Abstract I make. J. J EIMER.S, Bonded Abstractor. Successor to the DAKOTA COUNTY ABSTRACT CO. i n-nrn-ibhi in win tTm rririi-ni-arr? if TJifi'JiiTWiTTinr """"- -j"?-" Licensed Embalmer Ambulance Service JVuto A471 CUT THIS OUT and ernd It (or the nunepf this peper) with $2.00 for Tho COMPANION for 1916, tmd we will asm! T?RFI? 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