; DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. V J m HEW SAYS HE CW CLEAR PHI CANAL Removal of About Ten -Cubic Yards of Dirt Will End Slide CAN'T SET FINAL OPENING Nothing to Do Now but Carry Away Earth as It Appears Underlying Strata Not Strong Enough to Withstand Pressure of Banks. Washington. General Goothals has sent a lone report from Panama on tho recent 3lldes In tho big ditch. He estimates that from seven to thirteen million cubic yards of earth will havo to bo removed from tho cut before tho slides aro entirely stopped. Ho bo Moves that tho amount will really prove to bo about ten million cubic yards. It should not bo Inferred, how ever, that tho canal must bo closed for ten months, or until this largo amount Is taken out, for It Is tho In tention to pass ships as soon as a nav lgablo channel Is opened with a fair prospect of maintaining It. Ho does not know Just whon this will bo ac complished. Canal Means Much Loss to Shipping. Whllo no figures aro available at tho Washington offlco of tho Panama canal or at tho war department, show ing tho actual losses sustained by com mcrco by reason of having largo num bers of ships tlod up at tho Atlantic and Pacific entrances to tho canal, of ficials concedo that tho losses havo been enormous. Thcro Is a feeling, howovor, that some shippers aro In clined to exaggerate their losses. Only tho shippers can glvo actuul figures of their losses or oven approximate them. Tho loss to commcrco would not havo boon as great had tho Panama railroad boon In position to niovo a larger volumo of traffic ncroBS tho Isthmus. Tho inadequacy of tho old rail Byotom to meet tho situation can bo realized whon It Is known that at tho height of lis activity beforo tho opening of tho canal it hauled a total of 643,178 tons across tho isthmus in 12 months. Thero wcro about 375, 000 tons of cargo In vcssols awaiting passago through tho canal after tho slides blockaded it and boforo any of them loft to tako tbo longer routes. Even If tho Panama railroad had pro served all of Its rolling stock much of which wont out of business when the canal was thrown open to traffic a year ngo, It would havo required months to movo tho freight tied up at tho Atlantic and Pacific ports about October 1, to say nothing of what has arrived since. Governor Goothals and tho Panama railroad authorities aro doing every thing posolblo to facllltato traffic across tho isthmus by rail, giving pref erence to "rush" and porlshablo com modities. "Between Octobor 1 and Oc tober 18 tho railroad moved upward of forty-six thousand tons of through freight transshipped from tho Atlantic and Pacific sides, in addition to tho usual volumo of 10,000 tons of local freight. Minimum Flat Rate by Rail. Including coal shipments, tho Pan ama railroad is now .handling between four and flvo thousand tons of trans isthmian freight per day. Two extra freight crows havo boon put on. Tho run across tho isthmus is about 2 hours. ' At tho tlmo tho great slides occurred tho traffic through tho canal was averaging upward of slxtoon thou sand tons dally and gradually Increas ing. Whljo tho railroad's facilities aro wholly Inadequate to handlb tho entire traffic, It is taking caro of con siderable of it. To mnko tho financial loss as light ob possible on shippers Socrotary of War Garrison issued an order estab lishing temporarily a flat rato rato by rail of $3 per ton. Tho rogular rates rango from $2 per ton on Class 5 com modities to $15 on Classos D2 and Tl. Whllo only a small volumo of traffic moves undor tho higher classes, tho flat rato of $3 per ton Is exceptionally low." Shippers can elect to pay tho regular schedule of rates, Including wharfage, cranoago and stovedorlng. Tho fiat rato of $3 covers all of thCBO charges and just moots tho actual cost of tho operation. DIscubsob Earlier Slides. General doothals in tho first part of his exhaustive report discusses tho causos of tho earlier slides, tho theo ries offered In explanation of them, and tho stops taken to chock tho movo mqnt of tho banks and bottom of tho ditch. Then ho comes to tho slidos of Octobor of Jast year and tholr treatment. Ho says in part: "Ships woro paBBod through tho ca nal when a channel of sufficient width and depth Was dredgod through Cuca racha slldo, and when thoro waB ovory roasonablo hope of maintaining It. In this respect thero was no Bubsequont disappointment, and tho dredges woro completing their work in this locality when, on Octobor 14, 1014, without any warning, a section of tho east bank north of Gold bill settled vertically 20 feot. This section measured 2,000 feet along tho prism faco and extended back about 1,000 foot from tho axis of the canal, generally along an Irregu lar curved lino. Tho top of tho bank was from 300 to SCO foot abovo soa lovol, and tho oxtonslon of tho ground eastward wob rolatlvoly flat country. In tho tiottle mont tho uj-per portion thnt broko awny romalnod prnctlcnlly parallol to its original position and tho honchos which formed tho upper part of tho slldo hail not changed tholr relativo positions, though they woro badly broken up whllo tho lower strata woro Bqueozcd out across tho canal. "Subsequently tho broken mass moved Into tho cut, reducing tho depth of water from 45 foot to nlno Inches at ono point. Until August, 1015, tho dredges wore nblo for tho most part to koep up with tho movoment as it camo down, and probably would havo been ablo to maintain this condition had not a movemont occurred on tho west bank, necessitating work on this sido to tho detriment of tho cast side. Where Obstruction Lies. "A crack was found on tho slope of Zlon hill In Juno, 1914, but observa tions mado upon it showed no movo ment and tho solidity of tho hill was never doubted. Subsequent to tho break on tho cast sido a gradual but goneral breaking up of tho west bank followed, and tho crack on tho slopo Increased In slzo and now ones devel oped farther up tho hill, until finally ono extended to elovatlon 480, tho limit of tho present break. The move ment into tho cut from tho west bank occurred early In August, 1915, When a section of ZIon hill broko away and settled down. Tho edgo of tho break on this sido Is also a curve "The movements from tho two sides aro toward tho central portion of tho Inclosed nrea, and nt this central por tion Is tho obstruction to tho channel. It first appeared as an Island forced up from tho bottom, thon as a ponln sula projecting from tho east bank, and, finally, was pushed entirely across tho channel, completely clos ing It. "Tho dredges in attacking tho clos uro havo mado little headway thus far, for any gain was offset by a movemont In tho vicinity or In tho rear of tho dredges, forcing them to withdraw and begin again tholr ap proaches on it. Thoso successive movements aro duo In largo mcasuro to tho rains, which woro nbovo tho average through October. Tho amount of material blocking tho canal at this locality could bo easily removed In ten days but for tho recurring movoments When a cut Is secured through this mass and It can bo hold, somo Idea can bo formed of when tho passago of ships can bo resumed, but until this Is accomplished it is impossible to mako any predictions. Sluicing Produces Results. "Sluicing tho obstruction Is produc ing somo results, and tho nozzles nro being Increased and streams with greater prossuro aro o bo put at work to forco tho material to tho dredges and to draw down the material which Is tho causo of obstruction. This sluic ing, however, will not decrease tho amount of material to bo handled by tho dredges. In tho meantime tho dredges not employed on tho obstruc tion aro working to tho north of It dig ging tho channel to full depth and as much wider than tho prism as Is nec essary to romovo those portions of tho slide. "In moving toward tho cut tho ma terial on tho caBt sido Is forming Into a succession of waves, which movo gradually Into tho prism. Tho ono that occupied part of tho channol In Octobor Is being dug away, oxcopt at tho obstruction, another has formed In Us roar, and still another is forming up tho slopo of tho hill. This mate rial In moving down has at tho samo tlmo taken away tho support of the overlying rock on tho north side of Gold hill, which, being seamed, be comes overbalanced and breaks away, producing tho samo results as oc curred on tho south faco of Gold hill during tho removal of, Cucaracha slide. "On tho wost bank tho wavo offoct Is also evident. Horo tho bank was pushod forward horizontally into the channol, followed by a settlement of tho mass, Tho bonchos In somo por tions still maintain tholr rolatlvo posi tion with rcspoct to each other, but the ground In tholr rear settled, form ing sink holes on tho sido away from tho prism. Thoro Is somo movoment northward along tho axis or thoso de pressions Into tho prism. Tho south ern portion of this wost bank has corao to rest, but projects Into tho channol. "Tho broaks in tho vicinity of Cu lobra cut woro handled by excavations in tho prism nnd by steam shovels lightening tho banks above; at Cuca racha a groat deal of matorial was di verted from tho prism by sluicing. When tho break of October 19, 1914, occurrod nn examination wnB mado to ascertain If relief could bo afford ed by olthor of thoso mothods, but nei ther was practicable for tho east bank. Some of the Difficulties. "Tho configuration of tho ground mado It ImpoBslblo to Blulco nny mato rial away from tho prism. Steam shov els and trains could not oporato on any portion of the brokon mass, which was Incapablo of giving them nccos- Bary support, and bo far as concerned tho stretch of ground botweon tho break and tho limiting crack, It was In such condition that boforo prepara tions could bo complotcd for begin ning work It would bo broken "up so that stoatn shovels could offoct noth ing; subsequont developments havo veriflod this. No further cracks or Indications of a furthor oxtonslon east ward havo occurred, and Judging from past oxporlonco tho oxistlng limits aro doflnltoly marked, tho farthest sec tion being 1,300 feot from tho cast water lino of tho cnnal, "Similar investigations woro mado with rogard to tho ubo of Btcam Bhov els and sluicing operations on tho west bank. Tho configuration of tho grornd is such that all tho material In tho present movement will bo taken niray long beforo the area Involved could be reached. LIko tho oast sido, sluicing nway from the direction of tho prism Is impracticable. "Tho conclusion reached, thoroforo, was that tho only mothod of handling tho slidos on tho two banks Is to ro movo tho material from tho prism by drodgos as It comes In. Tho breaks on tho two banks aro clearly defined, and Judging fiom oxporlonco with other slidos and breaks, tho limits of the movoment havo boon reached. Confirmed by Geologists. "Mr. MncDonnld, tho geologist for merly oniployed, passed through hero on his way to Costa Rica thrco wcekn ago, and, nftor going thoroughly ovor tho slides, reached tho samo conclu sions as to tho limits to which tho sliding would tako place, and tho mothods employed for handling the material. Ills profession, his Intimate knowledgo of tho formation of tho lo cality and his oxperienco with the va rious slides and breaks mako his opin ions on tho subject of vnluo. Ho oIbo oxpressed tho belief that tho troubles duo to Blldco would end with tho re moval of tho material from thoso in progress. "When tho break occurrod in Octo ber, 1914, nnd tho subsequent breaking up of tho west bank boenmo ovldent, It was decided to augment tho dredg ing fleet by another 15-yard dipper dredgo nnd throo 1,000-cubtc-yard barges, nil of which aro now in serv ice, and tho dredges are handling at tho slldo nearly a million cubic yards per month at a cost less than 30 cents per cubic yard. "As to tho amounts involved, it is difficult to mako any rcllnblo esti mate. Ah already stated, when tho break occurred at Cucaracha In 1913, It wns estimated that 2,000,000 cubic yards woro involved, but beforo tho movoment ceased 4,079,238 cubic yards woro taken out by steam shovels nnd dredges, In addition to upward of a million cubic yards of material which would havo entered tho prism had It not been removed by sluicing. "Tho length of tho slides, which nro directly opposite each other, Is approximately 2,200 feet (tho channol through which Is navlgablo with tho exception of COO foot); tho banks arc 300 to 350 feet abovo sea lovol on tho east and extend up to 480 feet above sea lovol on tho west. Tho area of tho territory affected on the oast sido covers 81 acres and on tho wost sido 78.5 acres. Must Reach Angle of 'Repose. "Assuming that all material, lying abovo planes extending from tho out side limits of tho bottom of tho prism, referred to, up to the limits of tho breaks, will movo Into tho cut, 7,000, 000 cubic ynrds will have to bo re moved beforo tho slides aro entirely stopped. Mr. Combor, resident engi neer of tho dredging division, as sumed a surfaco parallol to tho sur face, existing on Octobor 14, tho date of tho last complete survey, and 45 feet below It, on which basis 13,000,000 cubic yards would bo tho quantity to bo handled. Ho thinks, howuvcr, that a mean botweon tho two amounts may bo moro nearly correct, which was tho method of arriving at tho 10,000,000 cubic yard figure which ha3 uppeared In tho press. It is at best only n guess. "It must not bo Inferred from this that tho cnnal will bo closed until this amount Is dredged, for such is not tho enso; on the eontrnry, It Is tho lnton tlon to pass ships as soon as a channel Is aocurcd through tho remaining COO feet, and thoro aro reasonable grounds for assuming that a channql through tho obstructed area can bo maintained. "It Is certain that tho troubles am duo to tho failuro of underlying strata because thoso woro unablo to boar tho weight that tho banks brought upon them. Undor tho circumstances It Is difficult to understand tho impression that has gained credonco In somo quar ters that a sea-level canal would havo avoided tho difficulties encountered, since tho cutting would havo been through tho samo material, but at least eighty feot deeper. "It Is also certain that nothing can stop tho movemont now in progress until tho nnglo of reposo is reached for tho materials undor tho conditions that exist, and that this can bo reached only by romovlng tho excess amount of material. If oxperienco counts for audit, then that gained In the handling of tho slidos nnd tho brenks that havo occurred along tho lino of tho canal leaves no doubt that tho meaiiB adopted and now In uso will effect a cure In tho slides that now close tho canal; furthormoro, that when cured no further troubles need bo anticipated from slides in this locality." - Message of the Hairdresser 0m i n mm 'iyKr' Sir ' '' Thcro is at tho present time no dis tinct or predominating mode of hair dressing which if not followed will mnko one nppcar out of date. On thu contrary, tho styles aro varied enough to allow milady to select ono which is best suited to her particular type. For tho youthful faco the Bobby ef fect is tho most successful and at tractive, giving tho appcaranco of hav ing tho hair bobbed whllo It Is merely pinned undor. This Is accomplished by tho arrangement of hair around the ears, regardless of tho finish at tho back or forehead, and may bo combined with either pompadour, sido part or center part. Tho soft, slightly waved pompadour Is always worn by both young and Dldcr women. Middle-aged women aro Inclined to like a pompadour and high loiffuro, whllo tho younger woman usu illy favorB tho moro girlish arrange ment of tho back hair dressed low. Tho back hair is dressed in colls, two or threo in number, according to 3lzo, with careful attention to tho con tour when finished. Short puffs and curls aro sometimes added. A fnct not to bo overlooked is that It Is woll to consider the gown in connection with tho colfTuro In order to havo harmony in make-up. Reservo tho conservative style of halrdresslng for tho business gown, or afternoon gown, and tho elaborate stylo for tho dressy frock. For evening wear brilliant hair ornaments aro worn, and they aro very Important factors In the colffuro for dross occasions. Even high foro heads aro loft uncovered In tho ma jority of coiffures for ovonlng, but tho headbands of velvet or spangles or rhinestones relievo tho severity of tho hair dress. 'For Her Traveling Bag. Among tho leather noveltlea thero Is tho case containing tiny clothespins and clotheslines with glass fasteners, Just tho very outfit for the woman who Is traveling and desires to rinse out a handkerchief or two or fjerhap? a pair of stockings. Dally Thought. Tho great guiding marks of a wise life nro Indeed few and simplft; to do our duty, to avoid usoless sorrow nnd to acquiesce patiently In thv inevit able. W. Lecky. Tokyo Bags, and Others BOUND TO GET A HUBBY IMiiiglMlilillSliill nmaa 1" ' . . . " ,..J 4 Los Angeles Has a Really Progressive Church LOS ANGELES. "Tho world today wants nn electric-lighted, self-starting, eight-cylinder church," says th'o pastor of tho Trinity Methodist congrega tion of Los Angoles, nnd in tho erection of Trinity nuditorlum, a new million dollar institution, ho believes ho has fulfilled tho requirements of a "191G model" religious plant. Tho recent completion of tho nine story church building, with social rooms, motion pictures, hotel for men, roof garden, cafeteria, barber shop, smoking room, nursery, hospital and bowling alloy, marks tho largest en terprise of its kind ovor attempted on tho Pacific coast. Activities of tho church and Sun day school aro confined to the first threo floors and roof. Thoro aro 32G hotel rooms on tho remaining floors, nnd offices and clubrooms for various religious and secular organizations. In tho hotel all aro outside rooms, many of which havo sleeping porches nnd shower baths. On tho roof thcro is amplo room for tennis and basket ball courts andean auditorium to seat 500 persons. Tho roof garden alsorls used for entertainment features of church activity. Typical of these was tho threo days' carnival of fun held for boys during dedication week. Tho main auditorium, seating 2,300 peoplo, Is fully equipped with stage, orchestra pit, tho usual stago curtains, drops and footlights. In addition to this auditorium thero ore four others, seating from 300 to 500 persons. These rooms aro used for Sunday school classes, recitals, club meetings and social events. Motion pictures begin tho rogular Sunday school service, and also are used through tho week, when featuro photo plays aro presented to the public at regular motion picture show rates. Tho annual incomo from the audi torium alone is expected to bo $16,000, whllo tho hotel Is expected to yield $75,000 annually, tho cafeteria $10,000, and the clubrooms and storerooms $10,000. !" riitniinawrrniTinniiiiiri iiiiwwMiiii"iirrrriiiirn"ii'iwriiMwiiiir-rw fTrnriawrnnri d rrnjimtmwmj H If i SbsB essIj M$ iM, WSBT t $ TVI -"ST &8S 8 B Jake, the Snipe Shooter, Annoys Chicago Lawyers CHICAGO. "Jnko" Is a "snipe shooter" with a national reputation. "Jake" has held tho "common enemy" off with oven moro success than has Cap tain Stroeter. Desperate appeals have boon mado to tho offlco District Attor ney Charles F. Clyno, but as yet tho "snipe shooter" Is monarch of all ho surveys. "Jako" visits tho federal building at 10:05 a. m. every court day of tho year, and It is at that tlmo his "pernicious activities" start and they continue as long as there is a court in session. Many attorneys, court attaches, litigants and others who enter the fed eral courtrooms take tho precaution to loavo their cigars outside. Thero is only one place theso may bo left, on the outside casing of tho windows and wainscoting. Court starts at 10 a. m., and at 10:05 a. m. along comes "Jako" and takes the entire collection. Then "Jako," who Is a little, old man with whlto hair and mustache, steps gingerly Into tho courtroom and takos a seat among tho other spectators. After a half hour or so, ho stops out again, and thcro is a fresh supply. All go down Into his pockets. District Attorney Clyno has been asked to put a stop to "Jake's" practices by visitors to tho courtrooms, who aro annoyed by tho disappearance of their unfinished cigars. "I can't prosecuto 'Jake' unless someone furnishes mo with evidence that A ho is taking something of value," said Mr. Clyne. "So far no ono has proved to my satisfaction that any of the articles ho is reported to havo taken were of value." "Jake," who has been operating for years, says nothing, but Is always ready when tho "snipe" Is deposited. ) SsiyCOOD DAY Web-Footed Man Wanted to Join Marine Corps SYRACUSE, N. Y. Because a thin membranous filament connecting his toes mado him web-footed, Frank Lequo, Holtsvlllo, L. I., thought ho would make a splendid recruit for that somiaquatic organization, tho United States marine corps, and was keenly disappointed whon Sorgt. Georgo B. McGee, in charge of tho local recruit ing station, rejected him for that very reason. Now Leque believes that if Uncle Sam can't use a man-duck, he still has a mission in life, and is con templating applying for a position as traffic "cop" in tho city of unfixed leaks Venice. Sergeant McGee of tho marines was loath to reject Lcquo for what ho was pleased to term "duckltls," and ho had momentary visions of tho Long Island recruit being trained actually to walk on tho water and so, in tlmo, to hurdle hot-foot over hissing combers from ono vessel to another to deliver his "Doift give up tho ship, boys" messages from the admiral. But perfect feet aro absolutely essential to marines, nnd since the corps is usually filled up to maximum strength with exceptionally well-developed men, the web-footed ono was told that he wouldn't do. Now nothing remains for him to do oxcopt to Join tho Venetian traffic squad, or, as another re jected applicant told him, "acquire water on tho knee and a floating kidney with your other accomplishments and you could enter tho Patagonlan navy." ( MEBBE ( ) $& fcT KIN 0Jf A $& LJO cop m hUjk & IveNiciJ jyM FT Woman Yells "Stop Thief" When Man Bolts at License Clerk's Desk. Chicago. A cry of "stop thlof" pre- vented tho escapo of a bashful bride groom horo a fow days ago. After two years' courtship Stophon McBott nnd Mrs. Mario Alphonso went to tho city hall to got a marrlngo license. Thon McBctt weakened. As ho start ed toward the street at top speed Mrs. Alphonso screamed: "Stop thief 1 Ho has got my pock otbook." McBott was captured by a patrol man and tnkon to Central station, whore tho woman broko down. "Ilo'a not a thlof," sho confessed. "But 1 know It ho got away now he'd novor got this closo again." Lator tho couplo got tho Hcouso and started for tho church. iWWwvWWWWiAMriAn WOLF SPOILS GOOD Rebels on Playlnu the Part of Fox for ! Which It Wm Drafted by Hunters. MllIorBburir, Ohio. A perfectly good wolf bunt was golepmized hero by tho Fox Hunters' asiociation, but hore after, the association members say, they will stick strictly to tho fox. - A husky, aggreslve and juito un frlesdly Texas prairie wolf was ob talsftd fr tke hunt recently. The bunt, HUNTins a 80clal gnthorlng, was nn unquall I flod buccobb. Howovor, truo to tholr brooding ob foxhounds, tho dogB, when Mr. Wolf was llboratod, rofusod to as- Boclato with him. Tho wolf evinced a desire to Ho down and go to sloop. Thon tho master of tho foxhounds told tho dogs to mako bollovo that tho wolf wbb a fox and somo of tho moro Intelligent of tho hounds oboyod or ders, and tho wolf chewed them so badly they beat a retreat. One of the fox hunters thon Bhot tho wolf, much to the reliof of neighboring farmers. VETERAN KEPT HIS WORD Noz Porco, Idaho.- B, T, Pooro, n veteran of tho Civil war, recently Bontoncod to servo CO dnys in Jnll by Judgo Dlotrlch of tho United States court at Moscow, for Introducing llq uor on tho reservation, arrived hero rocontly with bis own commitment. Mr. Pooro mado n requost of tho Judgo that ho bo allowed to servo his tlmu in Jail hero and that ho bo allowed to bring his own commitment, which requests woro granted. Just tho handsomest and smartest thing In now handbags 1b called tho "Tokyo" or "Netsuko," and It la mado of Tokyo leather, This Is a soft, vol voty looking embossed leather show ing JapancBo figures In rich colors ngalnst backgrounds of various colors. It Is used for belts, collars and cuffs nnd other dreBS trimmings, and for chic turbans, which aro usually trimmed with small fruits or flowers, mndo of plain colored leathors. It Is qulto Impossible to descrlbo tho rich and intrlcnto surfaces that mako tho now Tokyo such a brilliant adjunct to tho tollot, but tho colors remind ono of thoso In an India shawl, and tho figures lure ono to study them. All the colors are soft but full of life. Tho bags aro lined with plain fnlllo silks and furnished with tho usual compart ments and fittings such as nro seen In bags of plain leather. Thoy aro fin ished with tho regulation Japanese hnndlo of silver beads and cmbossod Dainty Accessories. Tho prettiest and daintiest among tho now accessories aro the gilt Blip porB and stockings which aro to bo worn for tho wlntor dances and very formal ovcnlng affairs. Tho stockings match tho slippers perfectly, having a metallic sheon. Tho footgear la to bo had both In bright nnd dull gilt. Tho cothurn slippers, thoso thnt laco high abovo tho anklo with ribbons are again In favor. Tho short and bouffant skirts are responsible for this. Theso pretty Bllppera are similar to the tan disk sot in an lvoi or metal ring. In promoting tho idea of making tho bag and suit to match much Interchang ing of materials has come about. Bags are mado of silk, Velvet or other fab rics, trimmed with leather, sholl or metal frames and mountings nnd often attached to a sholl or other ring to bo woni as a bracolot. Tho leather used for trimming tho bag appears In tho trimming of tho dress. Falllo and taf- fota aro ofton coinblnod with velvet In theso bags, and bead ombrolderics aro featured on thom. Black velvet bags, embroidered with Jet beads, aro Btatoly and rich, and dark bluo satin, ombroidored with colored beads, Mils tho requirements of thoso who wish theso elements in a colored bag. Lin ings of figured silk nro used for these fabric bngs. yuv JirtinVLf go slippers worn a season or bo ago. Sllppors and ribbons frequently con trast In color to tho stockings. Black satin slippers aro worn with white Btocklngs. New Yorkers Buy Unclaimed Steamship Baggage EW YORK. "You step up, gontlemen," the auctioneer was saying, ana tako your choico and your chanco. I don't know what is in theso pack ages, and noithor do you. You may get something for nothing, auu no might have added that you may got nothing for something. Tho auctioneer was Max Glauborg, selling the unclaimed baggage that had collected at the Cunnrd lino pier at tho foot of Wost Thirteenth streot. This bnggago, about tho most nonde script collection a man could well im agine, was piled all ovor the second tier of tho dock. Thoro were trunks and handbags, golf bags and burlap bags, umbrellas and canes, and a num ber of packages that looked like bun dles of old clothes, but might bo bombs. And it is not at all without tho pale of reason to think that bombs might bo left at tho pier. It has been done; and whon a mnn leaves a bomb at a pier, whether it goes off or not, he soldom if ever claims It. At one point of tho sale tho autloneor held up a square, villainous looking packago from which thero was an audible rattling. "It's going," said ho, "going, going " "If It's going off," said a nervous old gentleman, "I'm gone!" And ho wns. All purchases had to bo removed Immediately tho sale was ovor, and tho expressions on the faces of tho purchasers, when thoy found thoy had bought something of absolutely no uso to them, was Indescribably funny to tho spectator. Two dollars was tho maximum bid. So no ono was hurt much. AM' PAID 2- ) jfiiL Somewhat Miffed. "I don't Cilnk that doctor knows Ills business." "Couldn't ho dlagnoso your all mentt" "Not to suit me. Says it isn't seri ous enough to requtro a trip to Florida." MODEL POST OFFICE. Tho Grand Central post office, recently opened in Now York, combines all the latest devices for tho rapid and efficient handling of mall, many of which have boon designed especially for this offlco. The secret of rapid mail service is tho elimination of as much handling as possible. This is obtained by three devices. Electric trunks, moving belts and mall chutes aro so arranged that sacks of mall may bo taken through the building and sorted and finally placed upon tho waiting mall trains with out having boen touched by hands. Bags and pouches are dropped from tho trucks into chutes. At tho bot tom of the chutes they hit a sliding canvas belt propelled by electricity at the rate of 130 feet a minute, which is operated from a switchboard. As the bacs pasa different stations in tho building they aro removed according to tholr ultimate destination. ThoBe which need to be sorted are quickly dlf poeed of and the others ore passed on to the waiting trains belov. i