DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. 9 I Recommend Peruna Xo I Do Not Think I Ever Felt Much Better Mrs. -William H. Hlnchllffo, No. 20 Myrtle St., Beverly, Mass., writes: "I 1 Hk f HORSE SALE DISTEMPER You know whut you sell or buy throuKh the sales hits about ?,P,?h.'iP.eo. ln "fty t0 escape SALE STAHLE DISTEMPER SPOIIN'S Is your true protection, your only safeguard, foi ns siiro as you treat all your hoises with It, you will soon bo rid of the disease. It nets ns a sure preventive no mat ter how thoy nro "exposed." 60 cents and St a bottle; S5 ana $10 dozen bottles, nt nil Rood druggists, horse goods houses, or delivered by tho mnnufacturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemlitt and Bacteriologist!, GOSHEN, IND, U. S.A First Seal of the United States. Tbo first great seal of tho United States was cut for Undo Sam ln 1782 an dtho first document to bear its im print is dated September, 1782. It is a parchment commission granting Genoral Washington full powor to ar range with the British for an exchango of prisoners of war. Tho document is signed by John Hancock, president of congress, and countersigned by Charles Thomas, secretary. Tho seal was Impressed upon tho parchment over a white wafer festooned with red n tho upper left hand corner. From tho Magazine of American History. Every once in a whilo one hears of a frank baseball manager who admits that his team has a chanco to win. Tho cooks try hard, but thoy appear to bo able to do very little with tho navy bean. Stop That Backache! There's nothing more discouraging than a constant backache. You are lame when you awake. Pains pierce you when you bend or lift. It's hard to rest and next day it's the same old story. Pain in the back is nature's warning of kidney ills. Neglect may pave the way to dropsy, gravel, or other serious kid ney sickness. 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Most Eminent Medical Authorities Endorse It A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and all Uric Acid Troubles t Dr. Eborlo and Dr. Braithwalto as well as 'Dr. Simon all distinguished Authors agreo that whatever may bo the disease, tho urjno seldom fails in furnishing us with a cluo to tho princi ples upon which it is to bo treated, A and accurato knowledge concerning tho nature of disease can thus bo ob tained. If backache, scalding urino or frequent urination bother or distress . you,, or it uric acid in tho blood has ;caused rheumatism, gout or sciatica or yon suspect kidney or bladder trouble Just writo Dr. Plerco at tho Surgical Instituto, Buffalo, N. Y.; send a samplo ot urine and describe symp toms. You will receive freo medical advico after Dr. Pierce's chemist has examined tho urino this will bo care fully dono without charge, and you will bo under no obligation. Dr. Plerco All Sufferers Of Catarrh- have taken four bottles of Peruna, and I can say that It has done me a great deal of good for catarrh of the head and throat. I recommend Peruna to all sufferers with catarrh. I do not think I ever felt much bet ter. I am really surpriied at the work I can do. I do not think too much pralao can be said for Peruna." Our booklet, telling you how to keep well, free to all. Those who object to liquid medU clnes can now procure Peruna Tab lets. Lloyd's Misty History. Now that Mr. McKemia is looking to Llqyd's for a substantial contribu tion to tho rovonuo from war profits, it is interesting to recall that the greatest marltlmo institution in the world is named, not after a financier or shipowner, but after a humble cot-feo-houso keeper. Of Lloyd's history, says the London Chronlclo, littlo Is known beyond tho fact that ho kept a coffco hotiso in Lombard street at tho beginning of the eighteenth cen tury, which, from its proximity to tho Royal exchango, camo to bo tho favor ite assembling placo of tho underwrit ers. Tho first mention of his house oc curs In a poem. "Tho Wealthy Shop keeper," published in 1700: When to Lloyd's coffee house to go he never fails To rend tho letters and attend tho sales. In 1710 Steele dated some numbers of the Tatlur from Lloyd's and Addi son also makes mention of the house in tho Spectator. BABY LOVES HIS BATH With Cuticura Soap Because So Sooth ing When His Skin Is Hot. Theso fragrant suporcreamy emol lients aro a comfort to children. Tho Soap to cleanso and purify, tho Oint ment to sootho and heal rashes, itch ings, chaflngs, etc. Nothing more ef fective. May bo used from tho hour of birth, with absolute conhdenco. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dopt. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Hardened. "Mr. Editor, tho mayor spoke very feelingly when welcoming us hero and sympathized with us in the hardships wo endured while prisoners in G. S. W. A., but I can assuro you all those hardships can bo considered as a pleasure when comparing them with tho magnificent reception that was ox tended us." Letter from a released prisoner of war irf the Capetown (B. S. A.) Capo Times. For a really flno coffco at a mod erate price, drink Dcnison's Seminole Brand, 35o tho lb., in sealed cans. Only one merchant In each town sells Seminolo. If your grocer isn't the one, write the Denison Coffee Co., Chicago, for a souvenir and tho name of your Seminole dealer. Buy tho 3 lb. Canister Can for $1.00. Adv. Their Only Chance. "Tho Browns are going to ceiobrato their silver wedding next week." "Why, they're only been married flvo years." "Yes, but they want to have it over with before they get their divorce." The Lower Level. "Well, I can't tell you how glad I am to sit down to dinner ln a plain busi ness suit." . "Where havo you been all summer?" "At an Adirondack camp." Life. One Installment. "Is this piano yours?" "Oh, about an octavo of it." Boston Transcript. Nearly two-thirds of tho farmers in Now York state buy butter instead of making it. Tho Now York Bankers' club mem bership controls $2,000,000,000 in money and securities. In tho hands of a woman tho powder rag is mightier than tho sword. To bo a gentloman a man has to hide his meanness. Many a good man who condemns a sinner secretly envies him. Tho fool delivers his words by num bers and tho wlso man by weight. Some people know a lot, most of which Isn't so. Tl'rlto murine Kyo Itemed)' Co., Chicago for Illustrated Book of the Kye Free. The man who can lose all his money and still retain his friends Is a wondor. during many years of experimentation has discovered a now remedy which is thirty-soven times more powerful than lithla In roinoving uric acid from the system. If you aro suffering from backache or tho pains of rheumatism, go to your best druggist and ask for a E0 cent box of "Anuria" put up by Doctor Plerco, or send 10c for a largo trial pek'g. Dr. Pierce's Favorito Pro scription for weak women and Dr. Pltrco'u Golden Medical Discovery for tho blood havo beon favorably known for tho past forty years and rnoro. Thoy aro standard remodies to-day as well as Doctor Piorce's Pleasant Pellete for tho liver and bowels. You can havo a samplo of any ono of these remedlos by writing Dr. Plerco, and sending 10c for trial pack- 'ago. SHALL AT Cottage That Has Every Requi site for Health and Com fort of Inmates. PLANNED IN BUNGALOW STYLE Living Room, Dining Room and Kitch en All on the Sunny Side of the House Interesting Features That Will Appeal to the Housewife. By WILLIAM A. RADFORD. Mr. William A. Radford will nnawe questions and give advice Kits 13 Ol COST on nil subjects pertaining to th subject of building, for tho renders of thlt pnper. On account of his wide experience as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, be Is, without doubt, tho highest authority on nil these subjects. Address all Inquiries to William A. Itadford, No. 1827 Prnlrlo avenue, Chicago, 111., and only enclose two-cent stamp for reply. In tho Enst tho word cottago gener ally means a one-story houso with a hip roof of rather low pitch. It is a popular way to build a small houso at reasonable cost, and at tho same time to Incorporate sulllcleut tono to command respect. The accompanying perspective and lloor plan shows this typo of house built for a rather narrow lot, so that tho dimensions aro somewhat different from tho eastern typo. This design shows a very pleasing approach from the street. Tho broad concrete walk and front steps lending to tho wldo front door all comblno to present a liberal invitation to friends and acquaintances with tho suggestion that a sociablo latch string hangs out. Instead of building a veranda clear across tho front of tho houso, as for merly, the fashion now leans In favor of sun parlors. Tho iden seems to bo that a porch' or veranda is com fortablo and useful in summertime only, and, then comfort is frequently ?2r; ".:s.;-v-wsr "- "",- . USE COST ;mt 67G2X mMmMt & interfered with by numbers of ngrcs sivo evening visitors, commonly called pesky mosquitoes. Tho sun parlor presents a series of close-fitting screens to excludo un desirable insects while tho windows are open in tho summertime to admit tho cool air of ovenlng. In winter tho sashes aro closed and this comfortable little sun parlor is bright and cheerful when tho sun shines nnd it is mado comfortablo at other times by electric lights and a steam or hot water radla- tor to warm up tho temperaturo whon tho sun falls. It makes a sort of combination be tween a den, smoking room, lounging room and a placo whero tho good housewlfo can entertain her dearest enemy while they talk over the most interesting gossip of tho,ncighborhood. This description does not encompass tho full value of this delightful an-ifear- to the living room. When tho window ilower box is tastefully groomed with flowering plants It adds at least ono hundred dollars to tho appearance of tho houso. Also the projection offors an excuso to plan an artistic gablo at this corner of tho roof to relievo tho monotony of tho plain pyramid such as ordinary hip roofs present. Tho outsldo finish of this bungalow Is weathered shingles, a kind of siding that has becomo decidedly popular for the outsldo covering of one-story houses. Tho economical upkeep of shlnglo siding appeals to a groat -any ownors because of tho saving In paint, lo keep a wooden houso looking re Buoctablo it Is necessary to give It a good coat of paint about onco In two or threo years, which generally In cludes every Hqunro Inch of surfaco below tho shlnglos Sometimes tho roof Is Included. In this design the color of the shin gles never changes, so that paint is jnnecossary except for tho trim. Tho columns, bands, fascia boards, brack lJVIH5llM' l0"3 1 " 13-1 J t 1 ots nnd window trim nro tho only out sldo features that require attention from tho painter. Tho rough brick supporting piers and chimneys nro loft In their natural rough-nnd-rondy coat of brown, which harmonizes with tho general color schomo In a very satisfactory mnnnir Tho plan of this artistic cotlngo Is similar to a regular live-room bunga low, which places tho living room, rt.u Ing rorm nnd kitchen on tho sunny sldo of tho houso. Tho two bedrooms with bathroom, occupy the sldo to the north or past, according to tho direc tion in which the house fnecs This i)lnn shows rather n largo din ing room, which is really part of tho living room, being connected by a wldo archway which practically makes tho two rooms Into ono splendid room 26 foot In length with nbunilanco of light from a half dozon windows. A very Interesting feature, nnd ono that especially Interests tho women Is tho manner In which the kitchen Is built. It occupies a bright, sunny corner nnd is so arranged that it mnkes a real houso workshop, with all tho necessary attachments near at hand. Tho kitchen Itsolf Is compara tively small, but it Is in closo contact with tho pantry, tho stairway leading down to tho cellar and tho other stair way leading up to tho attic. Then tho rear porch is almost part of tho kitchen. Tho plan shows a kitchen sink close to a lnrgo window, nnd tho stovo Is directly between two windows, Roth tho stovo and sink aro convenient to tho pantry nnd to tho cellarway. where supplies aro stored. The making of n homo kitchen is considered In a dif ferent light slnco hot nnd cold water, gas for cooking, and other so railed modern conveniences havo como Into general use. Tho modern Idea of a practical kltch en Is compactness rather than size. A littlo modern kitchen llko this saves miles of walking. Cooking and meal serving can bo dono so much quicker when tho tools nro all kept within easy reach of tho one doing the work. The pantry is placed between tho kitchen nnd dining room, but It is not neces sary to go through tho pantry In pass ing from ono room to tho other. Thq ontranco to tho cellar has tho same convenience of access as tho entranco tea tho pantry. i i"MftW45VS.X JCV.Wft iNtdy.0. )& W"""'S &&$$&( lsvstS$K&stt wa Houso repair work shows th.it the greatest wear on tho floors is between the stovo, the sink, tho pantry and tho cellarway. Starting with theso data architects havo labored to reduce theso lines of travel to tho shortest possible dimensions nnd at tho sam timo crow(J all of tho necessary con veniences Into this restricted space. Tho finish of a modorn kitchen le designed and carried out as carefully as tho finish of any other part of the houso. Modern kitchens aro mado nE light and attractive as posslblo. Very often tho woodwork is. finished in white enamel and tho walls aro mado white and washable. Wall paper has uc placo in a modern kitchen. The wall must havo a hard, glossy, sanitary finish and there must be no crackt largo enough to admit littlo red nnts or Insects of any other dimensions. Not only tho comfort of tho house wife, but tho health of tho family, do pcndB on kltchon sanitation. Tho ilrsl law of sanitation Is light and sunshine although cleanliness really is a pari of this first rulo. When a kitchen It made light, the walls and colling hard and washable with a well-laid hard wood lloor, then cleanliness follows easily. Tho laundry in this plan is undei tho kitchen and thero is an outside cellarway for convenience on wash days. Every housokeoper Is partlcu lar to havo tho clothes hung outdoors when weather will permit. Tho out sldo cellarway, in combination with a good outsldo clothesline, 'means a great deal In helping to produco snowy whito linen. Bedside Library. tor Osier to young physicians, "and spond tho last half-hour of tho day In communion with tho saints of human ity." Tho advico might bo takon with good results by many otherB. Instead of thinking over tho cares and troubles of tho dying day, let tho tired wooer of balmy sleep read a page or two ol his "bedsldo library" and Ho down to pleasant dreams. Balm for tho Preacher's Son. "I do not support tho proverblnl theory that all ministers' sons are good for nothing," saya Mrs. Freda Kupplo, tho short grass widow. "My first husband was a preachor's son, and I was ablo to put up with him a year and eight months, whereas my second' mate, the son of a railroad con ductor, received his passports after a residence of H months" Kansas City Star. Cotton Waste Has Value. In Lancashire England, tho cotton wasto has an annual valuo of $70, 000,000. This vast sum Is represented by fag-ends and sweepings and pick ings and combings Thousands of women aro employed to divide this stuff into good, middling, and bad, antl it is sold at various prices for dllTor out purposes papormaklng, matting, surgical wadding, und, most of all, tho making ot shoddy. Disparagement. "I hopo you nover talk about your neighbors," said tho exacting friend "I nover do," roplled iho frlvolou woman, "They're an uwfully unlnu" estlng lot. SmSles bright with s Ghew DIDN'T IMPRESS HIM MUCH But Listener Was Ready to Admit That He Heard the Sermon Under Difficulties. A new minister in a rural district who wished to mako tho acquaintance of the members of his congregation, und also to discover whether they worb pleased with his discourses, met an old farmur whoso face ho recog nized as ono who had attended tho church thu previous Sunday, and, stop ping him, said: "Mr. Brown, how did you llko my sormon last Sunday?" "Well, parson," roplled tho old man, "you see, I didn't have a fair chance to Judge. Right in front t f mo was old Miss Smith and tho rest of that gang with tholr mouths wide open Just a swallerln' down all tho best of your sermon; 'n' what reached no, parson, was purty poor stuff, purty poor Btuff." Excellent Notion. "Thero aro now in oxlstoncn so many societies for tho prevention of so many different things, and so many moro being formed all tho time for the prevention ot other things," said old P. G. Pester, "that it would bo a good Idea to inaugurate a fow socie ties for tho prevention of societies for tho prevention of things. This could be carried on and elaborated un til wo had societies for tho prevention of soclotles for tho prevention of ev erything; somewhat on tho order of torpedo boats and torpedo-boat de stroyers and torpedo-boat-destroyer destroyers. Then after the last so ciety had done Its duty we might abolish It and havo a period ot rest for tho weary." Kansns City Star. Cautious. "Our romanco began in a most ro mantic way. My wife saved mo from drowning. Sho'B a magnillcent swim mer, you know." "But you novor go out boyond your depth." "No, not any morb. I don't know If sho would savo mo again." Loulsvlllo Courier-Journal. A Tight Squeeze. "Now shoes, eh? Pretty nifty, Thoy must have cost you at least ten dollars. Do thoy pinch your tout?" "No, but they pinched my week's salary." Appropriate Gift. "How could old man Smith nfford to give IiIb daughter so many stocks for a weddlw,' present?" "1 guess they camo from his 'war brides speculations." A coachman may not attend church, but ho drives a good many others thero. b IK wHlJll 3d rme Kbfect GUM tut and WIGLEV I t. TmT V IIMlTi " '! Malicious, wholesome, beneficial, appetite and digestion -aiding confections The longest-lasting, most helpful and pleasant goody possible to buy. Have you seen "Wrigkifs Mother Goose, intro ducing the Sprightly Spearmen" newest jingle book 28 pages in colors? (HERE IS A SAMPLE VERSE) .As was going to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had a fine, clear skin, All were fat not one was thin, And each had a dimple in her What caused it? WRIGLETSI The "Wrigley Spearmen" want you to see all their quaint antics in this book free ! Write for it today and always ask for "wrigley'$ the gum in the sealed package wrapped in United Profit Sharing Coupons. WM. WRIGLEV JR. CO. 14Q4- Kosnor BIdg., OMoago St after every IS FRENCH ROBINSON CRUSOE Castaway on Lonely Island Discovered by Party From Armed Mer chantman. Dufuo's story has had a numbor ot interesting parallels ln real llto, but nono so strnngo as tho story of tho French Robinson Crusoo. Ho was dis covered by a party from an armed merchantman, whilo searching for tho Koonlgsborg whon it was hiding up tho Ruflgi river, In German East- Af rica. Tho party landed on tho Alda bra Island, which is about 400 miles cast of Zanzibar. Tho eplsodo is ro tated by a midshipman of the party, who tplls how, when thoy approached tho island, a boat put oft to meet them with a white man in it who proved to bo tho only whito man on tho is lnml, says London Tit-Bits. To tho ainazoment ot tho party, whon thoy reached tho shanty refresh ments in tho sbapo of cocoanut milk wero handed to them by a gigantic black man, a vorltablo Friday of real llfo. Tho Frenchman nnd tho negro wero living an absolutely Robinson Crusoe exlstunco, and tho midshipman relates how tho former nearly wept with Joy whon thoy offored him a ciga rette. Ho had littlo knowlodgo ot tho outsldo world, boyond what passing ships brought. Ho did not ovon know that Turkey was at war, and tho last news ho had was that tho Formidable was sunk. "Tho only papors he had," says tho midshipman, ln his letter, "woro two copies of 'Tlt-Blts of 1913 and ono Pall Mall Magazlno ot 1911. IIo informed us that ho had read theso ovor nnd over, until ho almost know them by heart. When wo of fored to snd him papers, tobacco, otc, from the ship, ho did not know how to thank us," Apparently this Fronch Robinson Crucsoo earned money by keeping tur tles, and thu midshipman relates how ho showed thuin about sixty of the largest turtles he had ovor seen ln his llfo, nnd on leaving ho mado thom a presont of a llvu turtlo which had been caught, weighing about 350 pounds. Underwear for Father. "No, that ain't loud enough. I want the loudest underwear ovor mado!" "What for, no ono ovor soea it." "I want it so loud that I'll bo able to find it mornings when its got my wlfo'a and all the children's clothes pllod on top of it." What Did She Mean? Ho I am going to kiss you whon I Bo. Sho Lcavo thlB houso at onco, sir! Thought Him Fresh. Ho I'm not earning my salt. Sho That's unfortunate, whon you need salt so badly. teeth white SPomSK! AVOr i'l.lii Jw yCTiiwcwi; TSS chin ; j " -,"m.i uum r mu a 'J'JfS-TKAXij mesti Poor Excuse. Thomas Mott Osborne warden ot Sing Sing, said nt a luncheon In Now port: "This laying of nil one's crimes and transgressions at tho door of heredity disgusts me. If wo sin, wo ourselves aro to blame. To blame heredity is falso and foolish. "Theso horodtty blamers are liko tho chap who said to the dun: '"Wo can't escape domination of early-formed habits. In my Infancy my parents hired a young nursemaid to wheol mo about in a baby-coach. And over slnco that distant timo, alas, I havo been pushed for money.'" It Takes Money. "Why don't you open a bank ac count?" "I would if I could afford It." Bos ton Transcript. Not Gray Ilalro but Tired Kjt mlce us look older than wo aro. Keep your Eyes young and you will look youtifr. After tho Movies always Murlno Your Eyes Don't toll your ago. More Important. "Has your son picked out a career for hlmsolf yot?" "Heavens, no! 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