DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD? DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA'. C - M ru ft I i r - 1 JL ,V1 tlf i rf v Have You a Bad Back? I)Ryourbnckaclio night and day, mak ing work a burden nnd reU lmposslblo t Do you tmffur stabbing, darting pains when Hooping or lifting! Most bad backs aro duo lo hidden troublo In tho kidneys nnd If tlie klibioy secretions aro scant or too frequent of passage, proof of kldnoy trou blo Is oomplntc. Delay may pavo tho way to for Ions ktdnor Ills. For bad backs and weak kidneys, uso Doan's Kldnoy l'llls recommended tho world over. A South Dakota Case liny II Chase. Aw-(chnmplon rlllemnn, Alexandria, a. u., tmys "I suffered terribly from pains through my baclc nnd shoulders; at tlme-j tliey nearly doubled mo un. I had dizzy spells and lost much n right. Doan's Kidney Pills got my kidneys to working right nnd then tho nalns nnd other aliments left mo." Cet Donn'a at Any Store, BOe Dos CAN'S VRSF FOSTER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. Y. Their Policy. "Tho military stations In attacking hostile aeroplanes follow a regular po litical reform course." "In what way?" "They .0 gunning for 'the men hlghor up." DAVENPORT WOMAN ESCAPED KNIFE Mrs. S. T. Oliver of 1226 East High Streot, Davenport, la., was so ill that her physicians told her she must go to a hospital. An operation appeared necessary. Her case had been diagnosed, she says, as gall stones. Sho was ablo to move about but lit tle to go any dlstanco was torture. She sent for Mayr's Wonderful Rem edy. Then sho wrote: "I am greatly obliged to you for your wonderful remedy. I had been very bad with gall stones and tho doc tors said I would have to go to tho hospital. Last February I sent to you for a treatment, and when I received it I could not walk a block. "I never have had a pain since I took tho first dose. I fell off fifty pounds, but have gained it back." Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per manent results for Btomach, liver and intestinal ailments. Eat as much and whatever you like. No more distress after eating, pressure of gas in the stomach and around the heart. Get one bottle of! your druggist now and try It on an absolute guarantee if not satis factory money will be returned. Adv. Does Egg Oance at Seventy-Eight. Albert Pankopf, seventy-eight years old, bent and white-haired, danced blindfolded among 18 eggs, laid in two rooms at intervnls of a foot, for several minutes without breaking a shell. For more than fifty years Pro fessor Pankopf 'has been performing this feat, but at tho annual Schlacht fest of tho Saxonia and General Ger man Benevolent association ho danced as never before. Tho years dropped from him as ho danced. When the music stopped tho old man fell into tho arms of a spectator. "Weak heart," ho gasped. He soon .recov ered himself and bowed In response to tho cheers. St. Paul Dispatch. A Familiar Cackle. Fine music and fine poultry yere two things of which littlo Ella's- father was very fond. Recently he bought a talking machine, and among other rocords was ono of a very brilliant aria by a great coloratura soprano. Tho baby listened closely to the runs of tho bowilderlhg music until the singer struck some high arpeggios and trills at tho close, when sho ex claimed: "Daddy, listen! She's laid an egg!" Ladles' Homo Journal. The Elusive One Point. "Possession is nine points of the law." "True, but the lawyers can keep a poor man fighting for that other tenth point." The Fitting One. "What kind of floral decoration -would you havo for this hen party?" "Why not try ogg-lantlno?" &,: TB-V I .. JbhiJfl s- sl jt KW& Alter Winters one requires a food in Springtime that builds up both brain and body. What better than the delicious, scientifically prepared easily digestible pure food Grape-Nuts Made of wheat and malted barley this food supplies in splendid balance, the elements necessary for upbuilding and keeping in repair the brain, nerve and muscle tissue Grape-Nuts has a rich, nut-like flavour always fresh, crisp, sweet and ready to eat direct from package with cream or good milk. Thousands have found Grape-Nuts a wonderful invig orator of both brain and body a 6 LOW. ROUND TRIP FARES TO CALIFORNIA'S EXPOSITIONS AND THE PACIFIC COAST Low round trip fares aro now In effect via tho Scenic Highway of the Northern Pacific Ry. to California's Ex. positions via tho North Pacific Coast Theso tickets permit liberal stop-overs nnd enablo tho" tourist to includo both Expositions as well as a stop-over at Yellowstone National Park via Gardl ncr Gatoway. If you will advlso when you will plan your western trip, I will bo pleased to quote rates, send a copy of our hand Bonio Expositions folder as well as Yellowstone National Park and travel literature, and assist you In any way posslblo in planning your 1915 vaca tion trip. A. M. Cloland, General Pas senger Agent, 517 Northern Pnciflo Ry., St. Paul, Minnesota. Adv. Dictating Aloft. When tho military aoroplano is scouting, it usunlly carries two men. Ono Is tho pilot, who runs and steers tho craft; tho other is tho observer, who marks tho placing of tho hostllo troops, the position of their guns, tho movement of trains, and tho like. Tho observer also makes many sketches of tho ground ovor which ho is fly ingwork that often interferes with his writing notes and memoranda. In certain conditions of flight, too, it Is often hard for him to uso a pencil and papor. To obviate that difficulty, tho military aeroplane, says tho Scien tific American, now frequently carries a phonograph, with a speaking tube running to tho mouth of tho observer, so that by talking into tho machine at any time during tho flight, ho can ro cord his observations, nnd still have his handB free for his flold glass or his sketching pencil. Benzine From Coal. It is reported from Sweden that a Stockholm engineer, M. Vldstrand, has lately succeeded in perfecting an electric process by which ho extracts bonzlno from coal. The method is not as yet mailo public, and tho details will be awaited with interest. It is claimed that tho cost of pro duction on tho electric method will be considerably less than for tho custom ary benzine processes. Tho resulting product answers all tho requirements for a good fuel for automobile or other motors. Tho inventor has applledfor pat ents in 18 different countries, It Is said, and is making efforts to operate tho system on an industrial scale. Where electric current can be had at a low rate, for instance, from hydraulic plants, such a method can be upcd to advantage. Rose Tree Bloomed at Christmas. A pretty story of a roso which bloomed at Christmas in front of some trenches occupied by a German regi ment of guards in Franco is told in tho Frankfurter Zeltung. Tho roso bush was growing In a huge hole torn by a shell in front of the guards' trenches. Tho littlo plant soon be came the Jealous care of every man of tho company before whoso trench it grew. To their Intense delight, on Christmas eve tho roso treo bloomed. Tho company decided to send tho roso to tho errperor. The kaiser was do lighted and promptly ordered tho poet, Richard Voss, to write a poem about tho incident. The poem has now been printed, and a copy of it is to bo sent to every guardsman con cerned in tho affair. Children Not to Blame. Mrs. Dacon I see several French artists havo agreed to sign all their works in future with thumb prints to prevent frauds upon purchasers. Mr. Bacon Now, dear, when you see any thumb prints on our paint ings don't, for pity Bakes, blamo It on tho poor Innocent children! Her Thought. Patience Tho witch tree of Ne vada is so luminous that. a person standing near It can read ordinary print easily. Tho tree itself can bo seon for a mile on tho darkest nights. Patrice That, evidently, Is no place for a hammock. Along about tho time she Is twenty five a glil gets ovor the fear that somebody will marry her for her money. Wear a There's a Reason' sold by Grocers everywhere. WOMAN WOULD NOT GIVE UP Though Sickand Suffering; At Last Found Help in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound. Richmond, Pa. " When I started taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I was In n dreadfully rundown state of health, had internal trou bles, and was so ex tremely nervous and prostrated that if I had givcrr in to my feelings I would havo been in bed. As it was I had hardly strength at times to bo on my feet and what I did do was by a great effort I could not Bleep at night and of course felt very bad in tho morning, and had a steady headache. "After taking tho second bottle I no ticed that tho headache was not so bad, I rested better, and my nerves were stronger. I continued its uso until it made a new woman of me, and now I can hardly rcalizo that I am ablo to do so much as I do. Whenever I know any woman in need of a good medicino I highly pralso Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound." Mrs. Frank Claiik, 314G N. Tulip St, Itichmond,Pn. Women Have Been Telling TYoracn for forty years how Lydia E.Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound has restored their health when suffering with female ills. This accounts for tho enormous demand for it from coast to coast If you aro troubled with any ailment peculiar to women why don't you try Lydia E. Pinkham's V'sgotablo Compound? It will pay you to do so. Lydia E. Pink bam Medicine Co., Lynn, Moss. Patched Up. Friend Whoso make Is your ma chino? Autolst Tho repairer's mostly. Boston Evening Transcript. CUTICURA' SOAP BATHS Followed by a Little Ointment for Baby'a Tender Skin. Trial Fret. They afford infants and children great comfort, permit rest nnd sleep and point to speedy hcalmcnt of ec zemas, rashes, ltchings, chaflngs and other sleep destroying Bkin troubles. Nothing bettor at any prlco for tho nursery and toilet. Samplo each freo by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold evorywhero. Adv. The Prune Club. "Why Is the bass drummer always a dyspeptic?" asked tho thin boarder, coming to breakfast. "Because tho bass drum is tough," said the giddy blonde typewriter bo tween bites. "Not right," said tho thin man. "Because beats don't agree with him," suggested tho fat boarder, wip ing his brow with his paper napkin. "All wrong," came from tho thin ono. "Guess you'll glvo it up. Be cause tho drum goes against his stom ach." Badly Shaded. Salesman (at automobllo show) You may havo noticed that tho auto mobllo is playing a leading part In tho European war. Deadhead Spectator Oh, come now!' You know ns well as I do that shrap nel Is responsible for most of tho casualties ! Puck. Busy Over Here. Bacon My neighbor thinks ho could settle tho lighting ovor in Europe. Egbert Why doesn't ho go over there and do it? "Oh, he's too busy trying to sottlo tho fighting in his own home." Put your money In a boiler factory if you aro looking for a sound Invest ment. When a man has something that ho can't sell and can't oven glvo away ho can always rafllo It off. 99 JLILtJI JL "Oct, J. BEGGARS MAKE EASY MONEY Numbers of Them oh City Streets Ara Men With Comfortable Bank Accounts. Thero has long been n suspicion that many supplicants for charity might not bo so destltuto as they Boomed, and tho caso of a Syrian pod dler namod Lukisl Ilabab recently fined in Brooklyn confirmed tho suspi cion for onco at least. Ilabab hap pened to mako his pitiful pleading tc Magistrate Magulro, who glvo him SO conts to buy food Later Habab was carried to a Long Island City hospital, where a search of his clothes revealed $350 sowed up securely In an other wise very rnggod garment Ho was promptly arraigned nnd fined ?5. Tollers at somo of tho savings banks dcclaro that deposits aro frequently mado by men and women who aro wretched and woobegono in appear ance Theso doposlts aro not always for small sums cither, Beggars with bank books aro not unknown to tho workers for charltnblo Institutions, but thoy havo learned that thero Is no uso exposing them. Even when char itable men nnd womon nro warned agnlnBt giving to thoso who may havo moro money than thoy havo them bcIvcs thoy dcclaro tho sum thoy glvo is too small to quibble about and that it is even smaller business to prosecuto them For sovornl years after tho Spanish-American war fevcr-Btrlcken folks at least thoy looked as If fever Btrlckcn collected monoy by assert ing that thoy had contracted incur nblo troubles whllo serving in Cuba. Tho national guardsmen wore espe cially easy victims. Thoy also, when a culprit's rascality was brought to their attention, refused to prosecute, scofllng nt tho idea of "making a fuss over a littlo plcco of monoy." Ono of theso Spanish-American war beggars collected $5 at n tlmo from veterans of tho Cuban campaign by telling them that ho had lost a leg ho was minus a leg all right through tho maltreatment of a young army surgeon who did not know his business. When ho was finally ar rested It wbb shown that ho had never been In tho Spanish-American war, but had lost his leg In a railroad smashup. Sole Prisoner Paroled. Elwood Armstrong, tho solo prison er in tho Sussex county Jail at George town, Del., who recently complained to Sheriff Jacob West that ho was lonely nnd afraid to remain in tho prison nt night without company, will ff longer bo afraid. Ho was paroled for two years to Charles S. Hlchards of Georgetown, formerly secretary of state, and brother of Robert K Richards of Wilmington, formerly nttornoy gen eral. This was dono after ho had confessed to tho theft of flvo dozen eggs. Accordingly, tho jail Is now empty. The turnkey has taken a vacation nnd tho ohoriff does not havo enough to do to keep him busy. Chickens aro roosting in tho colls, somo qf which aro modern stcol af fairs, and tho Jail yard will soon bo planted In early corn. Strange Death Message. It may havo been a strange and tragic coincidence. Somo will bollovo thero was moro In it than that. Tho husband of a Paris woman violinist, himself n musician, loft for tho front shortly after mobilization. His Chris tian name was ltomy. At parting ho told his wife: "If I go under I will try to lot you know directly boforo tho official news reaches you." Sho scarcely played any music during his absence. But tho other day sho took up her violin, feeling impelled to play ono piece which he liked abovo all. Sho opened his cane, and two strings of the violin suddenly snapped, tho D and tho E. "Ro" and "Ml," sho at onco thought It was tho warning ho had said ho would glvo her. Tho noxt day a telegram informed her that her husband, Sergeant Romy, had been killed In action. Paris Corro spondenco London Telegraph. Dead Man Took Last Bible. Tho stock of Bibles at ono of tho big hotels has run out At somo Now York hotels there Is ono In every room, but tho number at this particular ho tel was limited to two, oxcept such ns were owned by tho guests. A few weeks ngo a man borrowed ono and took it away with him when ho left town. Yesterday tho custodian of tho books called up tho room clork. "What has becomo of tho gonllo man who was In No. 495? Ho borrowed last week tho solo remaining Blbla wo had," she said. Tho clork looked ovor tho address book. "Why, that room was used by a man who died tho other day," ho informed her. Horses Tell of Tragedies. Tho body of Samuel L. Archer, a prominent farmer of PlumBted (N. D.) township, was found lying dead In tho road near his homo. Ho was scon by his neighbors about tho placo early In tho morning, and about ton o'clock ho went for a drive Into tho country. When his horso came back without him search was immediate ly mado for tho missing man and his body was found. Although thoro wero somo bruises, it Is not known wheth er thero was foul play. Thoro Is a peculiar coincidence In thQ. fact that his son, Nelson Archor, wns killed in almost exactly tho samo way about two years ago. His horso also cumo homo without him. Sofa Talk. "Would your mothor bo angry If I Btolo a kiss?" said tho young man on tho sofa. "Why don't you look her up nnd try it?" snld tho sweet young thing, coyly. Proof Positive. "I say, my good farmer, why do you scatter that corn so lavishly to your fowls? Why don't you husband It?" "I am, In a way Don't you soo how it 1b getting hen-pecked?" K. Here nro shown two of tho kalsor's U-28, and abovo monster U-3G, ono of a has a radius of 3,0(10 miles and can dlvo takon from tho Dutch Btenmshlp Bntavlor V, which tho submarines captured. FRENCH Romarkablo photograph of tho execution of a Gorman spy takon at tho dlers wero firing tho fatal volloy. AUSTRALIAN BRIDGE IN EGYPT r' .Jm. . c . ; S '-tos." hum ((.-".. i Plank bridge across an irrigation their camp by tho pyramids of Egypt. kerosene tins. ITALIAN SOCIALISTS . " "o .(.tsi. v :HErsi5-ss&,4. -K v x. VttK-X? . XK 5f3BK5-B :- . - -; .v - "?" ;':w''''"'"'''??7Tgy'-y- i f f: ,SSy?WW3S;i3A SJ.HrtHAWSMr i . sh: r-"- ii i mm V-V-TT,.jn'l ww-nHT , , - j- t- jHnrv- v vZm?,iJ. HA!!im)T, .'TrvV &3?ll 7 ( t in J fjl I y Q sWSsBBtk WL. mml S mfi L li I S ifinM ? Hi imlWrl ail Sksi t$w! Wt IvSHsrat! p"SKSi9B - Iff IS? 88 911 s 4M V fc!( 'wWIak" cBVzi "mjR '' Ym ftuBH i Mr IIP KiMMStRWOOO UJFll ,?' ' - Si tegftSa23teWg' Tho opposition to Italy's participation in tho war on tho part of the socialists of that country has largely abated and somo of them havo oven organized a battalion. Lieutenant Labnyola, assigned by tho government to train them, Is hero seen drilling a squad in Milan. Temperamental Hen. About throo weeks ago ono or Mr. J, II. Dickson's roosters gqt Into a fight nnd enmo homo nil bloody and oyes closed and ono of tho hens Be came despondent nnd Jumped on the paling fence and hung herself, but her sister broko hor hold and I doc tored tho rooster nnd got him all right, and tho nefrgck. tho day bo foro Georgo Washington's birthday, ho got into a fight again nnd came homo nil dono up, nnd so tho tamo hen saw him and went to tho samo placo and hung herself again, but this tlmo wo failed to ego her In time, as FEWER WOUNDS FATAL NOW my Surgeons Have Found Their Most Helpful Ally In Clean liness, In tho Franco-Prussian war out of ovory 100 men wounded and oporated upon 75 died of blood poisoning. In tho Boor war and In tho Russo-Japanese war of ovory 100 men wounded nnd operated upon only two died. Tho explanation of theso astonishing fig r is clejallneu8. GERMANY'S BIG AND BUSY SUBMARINES submarines that nro so busy destroying now typo of submarines, of which this 150 feet Her masts fold down when EXECUTING A GERMAN SPY ""STT! s, $r-' A. A.uu iji rrrvi.i f -T5 rt i. JA Z??i- Ji $ZZZ22ZM2&1 canal by tho Australian troops near Tho planks aro aupportod by empty WILLING TO FIGHT smtwA )J sho was about gone when Mr. Dick son found hor, and so I dressed hor, Wo had hor for GQorgo's birthday din nor. This hen was laying every day. Mr. Dickson and my fathor subscribo for your paper, and thoy wero both witnesses to this. Hernando Corre spondent Momphls Commercial-Appeal. Described, "I hoar ho's written a popular book." "Yes. It's having a romarkablo salo." "Oh, It's ono of thoso untruo to Ufa talcs, then?" Dotrolt Freo Press. Today In Serbia men aro dyinc in scores of typhus fever, a dlscaso which has boon practically stamped out In this country by Llsterlsm." Yet only forty years ago, when it was known aB Jail fovor.it was terribly prevalent It was convoyed by body vermin. Hero again It is a question of cleanliness. According to Lloutonant Addutsell, M. D., Just back from tho front, unlesB a vital spot Is struck thoro was littlo danger to llfo from a rifle bullet. If a man lived to bo cnrrlod oft tho Hold and died he dlod of soptlcoina. or fSK9iitff British merchantmen. Below Is the Is tho first photograph. The latter sho submorges. Theso pictures were moment that tho squad of French sol USEFUL HAUL IN BELGIUM ttLMWI iiiiffrfT ' Ll hMBEwttrm nHHflSlKsW Gormans In Belgium get a bit of; sport now and then and at the sama tlmo a welcomo addition to the larder by hunting rabbits. Horo Is ono oC thorn bringing down a fine brnco for v tho mess. CHICAGO'S NEW MAYOR William Halo Thompson, Republi can, was elected mayor of Chicago byj a plurality of nearly 1,40,000. Ho is; in tho real estate business nnd haa long been prominent in political end, club llfo. NVSV blood poisoning, and here It was that sclenco canio to the front He had de vised a littlo phial of lodtno, which, every man could carry in addition tc tho field dressing supplied by tho war( office. A wounded man had only to break oft tho end, pour a little lodlua; In and upon tho wound and on tho pad) of lint, get It bound closely, and what ever elso ho died of ho would not dla of blood poisoning. Tho greatest bank ii tho Bask o$ England, London. . ,ii