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MADE A LIGHTNING CHANGE
Oecailon When Lord Salisbury Wast
ed Little Time In Getting Into
Dinner Costume.
The lato Lord Salisbury, Bays Count
Paul Vassill In his book, "Behind tho
Veil nt tho Russian Court," shared
with tho rest of his family tho defect
of being rather careless In his dress
and general appearance. Lord Odo
JUrf ARftll. W'Yln Inner MinMinnntnil T.nt.
j- -. .-, .. ..w iub lUICOUlliVU A.i,
iaiiu ai nerim, told Count VassllI this
amusing little anecdoto In Illustration
of thnt characteristic:
"Ono evening," says tho count,
"Lord Odo and I wore chatting about
Lord Salisbury's attltudo toward his
personal appearance not 111-iMturcd-ly,
for It Is doubtful which of us had
the greater admiration for the remark
able statesman In question and Lord
Odo laughingly mentioned t: me his
surprise when ono day, after tho din
ner bell of tho embassy had been rung,
lie found Lord Salisbury, who was liv
ing there, still busy at work in his
study.
" 'Ho rushed out,' said tho ambassa
dor, 'and before I had time- to put
aside tho papers on tho table, literally
in three minutes, was back again
ready for dinner. Now in that time
he could not oven have washed his
hands, yet there ho was in evening
clothes! I could not help asking him
how ho managed to dress so quickly.
"Oh, iny dear Russell," he said, "any
oue can change his coat at once, and I
had black trousers on already.""
Youth's Companion.
Presence of Mind.
"What did you learn at "the school?"
two Iosb nskod the fair young appli
cant for tho stenographer's job.
"I learned," sho roplled, "that spell
ing is essential to a stenographer."
The boss chuckled.
"Good. Now let me hear you spell
essential."
Tho fair girl hesitated for tho frac
tion of a second.
"There- are three ways," sho replied.
'"Which do you prefer?"
And she got tho job.
Taking Chances.
"I'm afraid that filibustering speech
I've been making will subject mo to
a great deal of criticism," exclaimed
Senator Sorghum.
"It's a good speech."
"Yes. But it's clearly in violation
of the eight-hour law."
Taking Wing.
"Airships are very expensive, are
thev not?"
"Well, they make tho money fly;"
Heredity.
"How did your son get that stay-up-latc
habit?"
"Acquired it in babyhood."
Why Try
Your
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Strength and energy don't come from gorging
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Grape-Nuts food is in the form of crisp, nut-like
granules delicious with cream or good milk easy to
digest economical
The perfect food for sound nourishment!
"There's a Reason"
sold by Grocers everywhere.
Explanation to Her Queata.
A little girl gavo a children's party
tho other day to certain of her young
friends. Sho was vcry anxious that
everything should bo dono properly,
and Just beforo tho arrival of tho
guests was discussing matters with
her mother. v
"Mamma," she asked, "shall wo say
grace?"
"No," said mamma; "it will bo n
very informal dinner, and I think
you need not do that."
That meant ono ceremony the less
to bo gono through, and was a relief.
Hut tho llttlo lady wns anxious to
have alt her guests understand It.
So. as thoy gathered about tho tabic,
sho explained:
"Mamma says that this is such nn
Infernal dinner that we need not haro
grace today!"
Adamantine.
"I never saw any ono so obstlnato
and set as John Is."
"You surprise me!"
"Yes, Indeed. Why, only this morn
ing, we hnd a dispute, but I stood firm
and told him ho might move tho pyra
mids, but ho couldn't movo mo when
my mind was made up."
"And ho finally admitted that ho
was wrong?"
"Well, about tho same thing. Ho
said, 'Have your own way, Marie.' "
"Of course. Dut what was tho ar
gument about?"
"Oh, I haven't tho slightest recol
lection; but It was the principle, you
know."
Napoleon Outdone.
In a small town there was a veteran
of tho Civil war who was called Colo
nel Blngle. Ho was stored full of an
ecdotes about his life as a soldier,
which had won him tho unbounded ad
miration of a certain little boy In the
town who was of a martial cast of
mind. But never had tho boy's admi
ration for the colonel found such com
plete expression as when he remarked
to a llttlo playmato:
"Como on, Jimmy, let's play sol
diers. You be Napoleon Bonaparte
I'll be Colonel Blngle!"
.iked the Church, But
Sweet Girl Do you enjoy taking mo
to church?
Lover Not so much as riding with
you in a street car.
"GoodnbBs! Why?"
"Tho sexton never yells, 'Sit closer,
please.' " New York Weekly.
How the Misunderstanding Arose.
Belshazzar saw the writing on tho
wall.
"I can't make head or tall or it," ho
cried, "it is evidently censored."
On the Road.
"Has he reformed?"
"Not exactly. He's just flirting with
conscience." Judge.
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Stomach?
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French troops advancing to a now
Gerinaus in northern France.
GIVES 10 WORLD
Makes Lightning Change From
Novel Writer to Leader of
Me,', in Battle.
STRAIN WHITENS HIS HAIR
War's Wild Drama Holds No Further
Thrills for Oskar Hocker Ages
of Experience Crowded Into
His One Short Tour of
Trench Duty.
Berlin. Until a certntn day last
summer Paul Oskar Hocker, one of
Germany's leading "best seller" writ
ers, divided his time between writing
novels and plays and admiring tho
roses in his little garden closo to Ber
lin. Then, with tho suddenness of a
lightning stroke, ho realized, as did
hundreds of thousands of others, what
"a nation in arms" means. Paul Oskar
Hocker, novelist, playwright and lover
of flowers, became overnight Captain
Hocker at the head of n company In
the first resorve, giving orders to other
men, clothed all alike in tho famous
German field gray, men who tho day
before had been, ono a painter, anoth
er a cook, another a sculptor, another
a gravediggor.
With hundreds of othors thoy piled
Into a troop train and headed for Bel
glum. Exactly onco more, tho last
time for many months, was Hocker re
minded of the life ho had left behind
him. That was when, a young girl ap
proached him as he was washing his
face at ono of tho last German stations
where tho troop train stopped and
bluohlngly asked:
"They they tell mo you aro Hock
er, the famous novelist? Is It truo?"
Left His Autograph.'
Captain Hocker nodded.
"Then, will you please glvo me your
autograph?" -
While the warning whistle of the
train announced Its speedy departuro,
Paul Oskar Hocker, novelist, wrote
down his autograph and received tho
girl's smiling words of gratitude. A
couplo of days later Captain Hocker
of tho reserve wns "giving tho order to
a firing party to shoot down a Belgian
accused of "sniping." A few weeks
later ho and tho painter and tho sculp
tor and the gravedigger got their bap
tism of flro near Lille. Then it was
that Hockor had tho narrowest possi
ble escape from death. Shortly after
that ho burrowed Into a trench and
remained there for weeks without
room to stand up or Ho down, while
countless shells screamed overhead
and racked his nerves to the breaking
point.
Writes In Rain of Fire.
All this Hocker has set down In a
llttlo book of his war experience called
"At the Head of My Company," which
has Just appeared In Berlin, ono of the
moHt graphic and convincing pieces of
writing to como out of tho wnr. Ho
wrote Its various chapters In the hell
of Belgium and northern France, send
ing thorn back to bo published as fast
at, thoy wcro completed.
Hooker's company was ono of hun
dreds upon hundreds that marchod
through Belgium In tho wake of that
Gorman army thnt almost smashed Its
way into Paris laut September. Ho and
his men passed through Vise, near
Llego, whilo It was still burning. Soon
after amid clouds of suffocating smoke
that blinded them and hid their roads,
they tramped over tho stroots in tho
outskirts of another burning town
Louvaln.
Ono night tho captain was quartered
in a filthy stable; on another he sat
comfortably with tho young vicar of a
Belgian village on whom ho wns quar
tered and talked not of war and Its
atrocities, but of "Preraphaelltes,
Turkish dialects and now kinds of
rosos!" After that camo more uncom
fortablo night lodgings; thon, Just as
a splco of variety, a night In a magni
ficent villa, a sleep In a bed used in
former years by King Leopold of Bel
glum. Ono woman, obliged to glvo tho
captain lodging for tho night in her
houso pleasantly remarked to lilnu
"Anything I can do for you? Anything
I can get for you? Would you llko mo
to send you a barber?"
WNNyVNWV"
IS CHAMPION RUNAWAY PONY
Little Sorrel, Methuselah of Horses,
Will Be Cherished Until Death
by Owner.
Oconto, Wis. "His name is Cnp
tain, but I'm calkalatln' t change It t
Mothusolnh," said W. II. Phillips, own
er of a llvory stnblo, spanking of a
llttlo horse which has given him
service for moro than twenty yoara.
und which he personally knows to
be sovoral months past, thirty-eight.
WARRIOR-WRITER
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position through tho elaborate barbed
Tho captain said politely that ho
happened to possess a safety razor.
"The Idea of bolng shaved by a Bel
gian didn't appeal to mo at all," ho
grimly remarks.
Just as they crossed tho French
frontier a packot of letters fro-i homo
arrived, giving Hockor tho news that
a play by him dealing with tho wars
in Germany 100 years ago had Just
been performed in Berlin. On receiv
ing that letter ho tells us ho sat down
and rofiectod:
"Where was I when that play of
mine was bolng given in Berlin? Oh,
yes; sleeping on a mattress by a rail
way lino threatened with a Belgian at
tack, my revolvor by my side."
From such duties (Japtaln Hocker
and his men moved southward into
tho real fighting zono and got their
baptism of flro with a vongcanco in
tho outskirts of Lillo, sidling along
narrow alleys amid the whistling of
bullets from roofs and windows, creep
ing on all fours through tho ditch lin
ing a high road, charging into burning
villages while unseen enemies poured
shot and shell nt thorn. It was all a
long, long way from that llttlo roso
garden outside Berlin.
But far moro terrlblo than tho bap
tism of Are was Hocker's next experi
ence of fighting tho nlllcs at closo
range, which, ho describes with truly
admlrablo skill. Whilo leading his
company, far in ndvanco of tho main
force of Germans, In an endeavor to
feol out tho strength of tho enemy,
thoy suddenly found themselves ex
posed to a hot flro from several direc
tions. Tho captain had Just atlmon-
Ished his men to keep cool, tako
cover, aim carefully. Then, suddenly:
The Deadly Enfilade.
"Are those men over thoro ours?"
asked my trumpeter. "Over there on
tho high road, behind us."
I looked. A feeling of horror camo
over mo. Yes, while their artillery hold
us back their infantry, advancing un
seen on our left, has flanked us. And
now, from tho right, tho flro of tho
French mnchtno guns ndds its monot
onous rhythm to the hellish concert.
No sound behind us. Our artillery
battery is ovidently without ammuni
tion. Order from- the commander of our
brigade: "Company must fall back
slowly." A man in the squad which
has advanced to the highroad passes
the order along to mo.
It Is passed nil along tho line. A
couple of men start to stand up. I
call out to them:- "Down! Lie Down!
Crawl."
But already tho movement has been
seen from over across there; shrapnel
strikes closo besldo us. With bent
back, faces ground Into the earth, all
of us Ho there.
No Hope Left.
My floldglass is covered with sweat
and earth. 1 put it down. Shells drive
clouds of dust into my eyes. I close
them.
I am unablo to utter a word. I crawl
along for about flvo hundred yards. My
revolve- grinds Into my left aldo, my
fleldglass presses against my stomach.
And for a moment this thought rushes
through my mind; What would you,
being an oillcer, do if attacked in front
by artillery, on tho left by Infantry,
on tho right by artillery?
What would you do? Answer; I
would glvo this order: "Helmets off
for prayer!"
Helmets off for prayer! Yes, thoro
Is no hope for us now. All wo have to
do Is dto llko men.
"Don't run!" .
The road wr'ch wo must tako is
shoyored with shot. I climb a hillock.
Yes, nothing matters now. If only I
do not fall lntq their hands allvo. To
die. I striko out over a field. For a
few seconds, unconsciousness. Then,
onco moro, tho tack-tack-tnek of tho
machine guns. God, ploaso, please, lot
mo die nn honorablo soldier's death.
And without long suffering. Now, God,
now at onco, pleaso. If only my men
don't start running.
"Slowly, (men, slowly." . . ,
I can go no farthor. "Off with you,
youngsters!" Greetings to my pooplo
God bo with you. You have bohaved
well. . . ,
His Flowers Calling.
If only I could havo one moro look
at my 1H Io gardon. I'm a chl',1 of tho
city and 1'vo learned to lovo flowers
so, end that llttlo spot of earth. .
Wheo-ee-eo-eo! There It goes again,
scrcnmlng over our heads. I greet
death My lips dig into tho soil. Dust
thou art, to dust thou shalt return.
Onward, onward. , . t
Xono of us know whither wo aro
hound. Night falls. Somowhero or
other a cavalry patrol tells us; "Somo
of our men aro camping ovor In that
fort.'
Tho avorago life of a horse Is about
rourteen years.
Captain, llttlo sorrol Indinn pony. Is
taking Hfo easy now. Ho Is comfort
ably Btablod, carefully fed, coddled
and potted. In tho spring (ho will bo
given fteo run of n largo pasturo,
where ho can disport hlmsolf utmost
as freely as did his wild forbears.
' 1'vo sold him throe times and given
him away onco," said Mr. Phillips,
"but nobody can buy him now. Ho
lta bon in moro than one hundred
ruiwwn.t, and I bollevo he'd runaway
wlr6 cntangloments erected bj tho
Wo go there. Soldiers on bicycles
meet us. Thoy toll us that nobody ox
pectod ono of us to como out atlvo
from thnt hellhole. My orderly runB
to mo, with woi eyes:
"Captain, my1 captain!"
1 shako many hands. I warm my
self at tho camp-flre. Light rain Is
falling. Somcono brings mo a halt
bottle of champagne. Tho men get red
wlno from tho baggago train . . .
and rice soup.
My lips aro still black with earth. I
gulp It down with tho first swallow of
foaming wlno.
"Greetings, Hfo! Greetings, earth!"
After a period of comparative peace
and luxury In tho conquered city of
Lille, Captain Hocker marchod his
company out to tho vicinity of Mcs
sines, whero somo of tho most des
perate fighting of tho war hns taken
place, and there ho and his mon got
their first taste of Hfo in tho trenches.
Day after day thoy lay In subterran
ean cells, under orders from head
quarters "to hold tho position nt nil
costs, oven If your trenches aro blown
up." Hockor's commanding skill as a
writer Is shown hero again:
Our trench Is not thrco motors long,
a full meter deep, with a frontage 40
centimeters high. It is 80 centimeters
wide. Tho entrnnco consists of threo
narrow stops. As tho trench hns a
xnnt you must crawl into It backward.
You cannot stand inside, scarcely
kneel even, without striking your head
against the roof. All thoro Is to do Is
to Ho down, first a bit on tho loft side,
then n bit on tho right, then on your
back but before each chango you
must warn your tronchmate.
You Ho and wait.
Yd Ho and listen.
You Ho and think.
Is It fear of death that crcops upon
us? Is it discouragement? Oh, If only
wo could rush forwnrd to the attack,
that would bo qulto another matter.
That would be Just up and at 'em, and
In a couplo of hours fato would de
cide. . . .
Hla Hair Grown White.
When we wero young mon, we
learnod nothing of this now form of
wnr. History, it seems, kept it for
this most difficult and bitterest of cam
paigns. To stick It out under tho
earth until one's tlmo comos until
tho enemy dares advance and wo must
throw him back or until the command
reaches us from tho rear: "Forward!
Attack!"
Meanwhile, thoro wo Ho. And, over
our heads, horror shrieks.
Tho roaring, cracking, spattering,
thundering, growling, crashing goes on
unendingly. Always, always. Every
shot may bring tho ond; tho end of oue
of thoso who wait.
Oh, If I could only accompany my
Blonder llttlo daughter Just a llttlo bit
further into Hfo. . . . And my wife,
who has struggled and fought by my
sldo for tho length of a human life
could I but look again Into her eyes
and speak a loving farewell to her.
It is that way with all of us. Oh, do
not bellovo that any ono of us Is
crouching hero under tho earth callous
and without feelings, that through tho
narrow silt ho sees merely tho same
stretch of clayish soli. Callousness is
not courago. . . .
You Ho and wait.
You Ho and listen.
You He and think.
Then, after days and days.and days
of this, comos tho order: You aro re
Hoved. You havo two days for rest. A
South German dotachmout relieves
Hockor's men. Ho writes:
I could not ride. I found 1 had to
learn over again how to use my limbs.
On foot I led my company away.
I looked Into a mirror. I had to
smllo. Tho bit of hair which I still
possess has, during theso laBt ton days,
turned white!
SOLDIER HAS 139 WOUNDS
Reservist Survives Awful Injuries and
Now Travels About on
Crutches.
Paris. Tho record of 79 wounds re
ceived by nn army surgeon has been
broken by Bono Vldnl, reservist, of
Halncy. Whilo In tho trenches a sholl
exploded Immediately behind him and
tho lower part of his body and limbs
wero riddled with shrapnel.
From eight o'clock In tho morning
until yenlng ho lay In tho tronch
without even first aid. When ho ar
rived at tho auxiliary hospital a thor
ough examination showed traces of
139 scparato and distinct wounds. Ills
case was considered desperate, ns ho
had lost an extraordinary quuntlty of
blood, but ho Is now able to got about
on crutches.
right now If ho was given a chanco.
IIo Is perhaps tho oldest horso In
tho world, and I'll koop him as long
as ho lives."
Belgians Save the Peas,
London. American relief commis
sioners nro obliged to hnvo peas
cooked boforo thoy dlstrlbuto thorn to
tho HolglanH. Whan thoy wero issued
raw tho Belgians hoarded thorn for fu
ture planting, declaring thnt their size
and tusto nio superior to tho natlvo
article.
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To Herd Sheep With Aero.
Stanloy Smith arrived horo today,
bound for Now York, whoro ho ex
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tho sheop on IiIb 75,000-acro ranch at
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autos to round up his stock, but ex
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to tho hair and is splendid for dan
druff, dry, Itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known druggist says every
body uses Wyoth's Sago and Sulphur,
becauso It darkens so naturally and
ovonly that nobody can tell It has been
applied U'b so caBy to uso, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw It through your hair, taking
ono strand at a time. By morning
tho gray hair disappears; after an
other application or two, it is re
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant Adv.
Skeptical.
"What havo wo hero?"
"A scries of sketches from the
front headed, 'Tho Humana Sldo of
War.' "
"Stuff and nonsense I Thero's no
moro a humane sldo td war than
thoro is a fifth sldo to a parallelo
gram." E
F0RS1CK CHILD
"California Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.
Every mother realizes, after giving
her children "California Syrup ot
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because thoy lovo its pleasant tasto
and It thoroughly' cleanses tho tender
llttlo stomach, livor and bowels with
out griping.
When cross, irritable, fovorlsh, or
breath Is bad, stomach sour, look at
tho tonguo, mothorl If coated, glvo a
teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit
laxative," and in a few hours all the
foul,, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of tho bow
els, and you havo a well, playful child
again. When its llttlo system Is 'full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic remem
ber, a good "Inside cleaning" should
always bo tho first treatment given.
Millions ot mothers keep "California
Syrup of Pigs" handy; thoy Unqw a
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at tho storo for a 60
cent bottlo of "California Syrup of
Pigs," which has directions for babies,
children of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottlo. Adv.
Business Proposals.
"I hinted to Miss Gladys that I was
In Uio matrimonial market."
"Did she tako tho hint?"
"In a way. Sho said I would have
to go to par beforo sho would tako
any stock In my declaration."
OVERWORK and KIDNEY TROUBLE
Mr. James McDaniel, Oakley, Ky.,
writes: T overworked and strained
myself, which brought on Kidney aud
Bladder Disease. My symptoms wero
Backacho and burning
in tho stem of the Blad
der, which was soro
and had a constant
hurting all tho time
broken sleep, tired feel
ing, nervousness, puff
ed and swollen eyes,
''O ' 4iv nhnrtnesanf hrnnth find
J. McDaniel. Rheumatic pains. I suf
fered ten months. I was treated by a
physician, but found no relief until I
started to uso Dodd'a Kldnoy Pills, I
now feel that I am pormanoutly cured
by the uso of Dodd's Kidney Pills."
Dodd's Kidney Pitts, COc. per box at
your dealer or Dodd'a Mcdlclno Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and Gorman words) and re
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent
free. Adv.
Just Like Him.
"My husband la just llko our fur
nace," sighed Mrs. Blinks. "All day
ho smokes and at night ho goes out."
Tho man who leaves footprints on
tho Bands ot tlino isn't always tho
follow who carries tho heavier load.
FRUIT
LAXATV