fffJkt- v ;t"jT .- .J." DA TA COUNTY HERALD. '"( "isioiiculSocieiv XXr Motto: All The News When It Is News. VOL. 23. DAKOTA CITY, NEB., THURSDAY, JANUARY 28, 1015. NO. 22. Mr i MB NEAR RHINE BATTLE CRISIS IN WESTERN THEATER OF WAR VEERS TO METZ.r FIGHT ALL THE WAY TO SEA Germans Are Rushing Re-Enforcements and Regain Some Portions Where French Threaten Paris De nies Heavy Losses. 'London, Jan. 23. In the mud of Flandors, the Hoods of the Alsno val ley and the snows of the Argonno and tho Vosgcs the soldiers of Germany and tho allied nations are keeping up a constant battle. The visit of the prlnco of Wales to Bolfort has led to reports that British troops will soon be sent to Belfort to participate In any possible advance on tho Rhine. Whilo the allies have gained ground on almost every part of tho front In the last two months they have been forced to give way In one region, that of Solssons. They are being put now lo a test similar to that which obliged them to retire from north of tho Alsne near Solssous. Tho Germans, realizing the danger to their communications with Metz as a result of the French advance near Pont-n-Mousson, have sent re-enforcements there and have begun a battle for tho positions they lo3t last week. Apparently the Germans have regained a portion of thorn and aro fighting for tho remainder. The following official communlca- tlon was Issued by the French war office at Paris: "Recent German communications re tarding French losses In tho last few weeks are erroneous. Our losses are less by more than halt than those given by tho Gorman general staff. Moreover, It has been found by esti mating the dead left on the field that tho German losses have been greater than those of the French." GERMANS TAKE TWO TOWNS Teutons Capture Opoczno and Klelce, Important Places In Poland Rus sians Retreat to Radom. Berlin (via Amsterdam), Jan. 21. Klelce and Opoczno, two Important towns of Russian Poland, have been captured by the Germans, according to J dispatches received from Berlin newspapers from Brcslau. Though theso messages were passed by the German censor, no official announce ment of tho taking of theso towns had been issued by the war office up to the time thiQ dispatch was scnL .The Breslau dispatches also state that, following tho capturo of Klelce nnd Opoczno) the Russians retreated to Radom, and that the Germans aro pressing on toward Skurzysko, which 1u tho junction point of the railroads in tho government of Klelce. GARDNER ATTACKS ARMY BILL Wants More Money Says U.S. Forces Could Not Defend Trench Thirty Miles Long. Washington, Jan. 22. Declaring that tho Monroe doctrine is useless unless the United States has power to defend It and that this doctrine Invites trou ble with nations of Central Europe, Representative Gardner of Massachu ' setts in the house criticized the army appropriation bill. Gardner nttacked tho military committee because of Its limited appropriations, and asserted that the army Is blind because It prac tically has no scout aeroplanes. Tho entire army cannot defend a trench .raoro than 30 miles long, ho also charged. BAD YEAR FOR BIG LAKES President Livingstone Blames Drastic Reduction In Movement of Ore Sees Recovery In 1915. Detroit, Mich., Jan. 22. The year 1914 was a lean year for great lakes ,vessel owners, duo to reduction In tho ore movement, according to the re port of William Livingstone, president of tho Lake Carriers' association, sub mitted at the annual meeting of that organization here. Besides the lack of business, 54 sailors lost their lives in " shipwrecks. Twenty-flvo vessels wero lost during tho season. "There is reason to believe that 1915 will bo a year of marked recovery," tho report concludes. BARS ALIENS AS LAND OWNERS Idaho House of Representatives Pacce3 Measure With This Pro- vision. Boise, Idaho, Jan. 22. An antlallen land ownership bill was passed by the house of representatives of tho Idaho legislature on Wednesday. Mexico City Facing a Famine. Washington, Jan. 25. Mexico City ,1s facing a famine; food supplies aro nearly exhausted and tho valuo of ftho Mexican dollar has dropped to 126 centd, according to dispatches to the state dopartmenL Americans Riot at Tamplco. Washington, Jan. 25. Rioting has broken out at Tamplco as a result of 1,200 Americans being thrown out of omploymen. by closing of oil wolls. .Government to transport all Idle Amer icans back to U, S, RAID BY ZEPPELINS KING AND QUEEN MISS ATTACK AT SANDRINGHAM PALACE. Peoplo In Panic When Six German Airships Drop Combs on Yar- , mouth and Other Towns. J London, Jan. 21. Gorman air craft mado a long threatened raid on England on Tuesday night and at tempted to blow up with bombs tho king's royal residence in Sandrlng ham, County Norfolk. King Georgo and Queen Mary, who had been staying at Sandrlngham with their family, had returned to Lon don to resume their rcsidenco in Buck ingham palace. A Central News dispatch from King's Lynn says it is reported bombs were dropped in the king's estate at Sandrlngham. Reports reaching London aro to tho offect that a squadron of six Zoppo lins crossed tho North sea and on reaching tho English coast lino sep arated, some of them taking a south erly direction and others an opposite course. A Zeppelin is reported to have been brought down by tho lira of a warship at Hunstanton, a few miles north of Sandrlngham. v The night was calm but extremely dark and cloudy, which mado It Impos sible for tho people in tho towns over which tho flyers passed to distinguish even the outlines of the raiders. The whir of their propellers and tho droning of their motors, however, could bo heard distinctly. Bombs wero dropped on Yarmouth, King'B Lynu, Sandrlngham, Cromer, Sherlngham and Beeston, and every whore except at Beeston casualties and damage to property resulted. TREMOR HITS ITALY'S "TOE" Violent Shock Rocks the City of Cos- enza, Calabria Province Heavy Damage Done. Rome, Jan. 21. A violent earth quake shock occurred at Cosenza, a city of more than 20,000 inhabitants in Calabria, only twelve miles east ot tho Mediterranean. Tho shock was also perceptible at Spezanno, Cnstlgll one and Aprigllano, according to a dis patch from Basignano. Heavy damage Is reported to have been caused In the entire province of Cosenza, but reports received here up to noon gavo no definite details as to loss of life, though the dispatches car ried rumors that a number of persons had perished. Calabria is in the southwestern ex tremity of Italy, commonly called the "Toe" of tho mainland of tho king dom. It Is a mountainous region and disastrous earthquakes have been fre quent there. MRS. O'LEARY PASSES AWAY World Believes She Carried Lamp That Cow Kicked and Started Great Chicago Fire. Chicago, Jan. 22. Tho woman who owned the historic cow which kicked over a lamp and started the great Chi cago flro of 1871, is dead. Mrs. Cath erine O'Loary loft Chicago a fow years after tho flro, nover to return, and has since- been known as Maggie O'Leary. Sho died alone In a little farmhouse not far from Masonvllle, Mich. Mrs. O'Leary and her husband, Patrick, al ways denied that they were milking when the fire started. MIKE GIBBONS WINS BOUT Jimmy Clabby, Champion Middle weight, Outfought In Battle at Milwaukee. Ringside, Milwaukee, Jan. 23. Mike Gibbons' phantom tactics and stiff, clean punching with both hands, brought him home a winner over Jim my Clabby, tho champion middle weight belt holder, in ten rounds ot merry milling, according to a majority of sporting writers at the ringside. The Hammond man still has tho belt, but Gibbons has tho credit ot taking him to a licking In impressive fashkn. NAVY IS SHORT 10,000 ' MEN Rear Admiral Flotcher Reporta Oltua- tlon la "Alarming" All Vessels Should Be Fully Manned. Washington, Jan. 23. An "alarm Ins" shortage of officers and men need ed to man tho warships of tho United States for battle Is reported by Rear Admiral Fletcher, commander In chief of tho Atlantic fleot. The admiral an nounces that an Inquiry just com pleted by special boards haa revealed that tho navy lacks by 10,000 tho men to fully man all the ships which ought to be commissioned upon the out break of war. Ettor Released on Bond, St. Clalrsvlllo, O., Jan. 23. J. J, Ettor, tho I. W. W. leader, was ar raigned in tho Belmont county crim inal court on a charge ot treason. Ho was released under $5,000 bond on condition that ho Ieavo eastern Ohio Rush Rural Credits Bill. Washington, Jan. 23. Republican as well as Democratic senators predict that rural credits legislation will bo put In front and passed ooforo mid summer. It Is practically conceded that there will bo an extra session 4 0. S. SAILDBS DIE NINE OTHERS INJURED IN BOILER EXPLOSION ON CRUISER SAN DIEGO. OCCURS OFF GUAYMAS, MEX. Accident on Flagship of the Pacific Fleet, Which Is Under the Command of Rear Admiral Howard Valued at $6,000,000. Washington, Jan. 25. Four men wero killed and nine injured in a boil er explosion on Friday on board tho United States cruiser San Diego, for merly tho California, off Guaymas, Mexico, Rear Admiral Howard report ed to tho navy department Tho accldeut happened just after the crulsor had completed her power trials. Admiral Howard's message, which was dated six o'clock at night, read: "Duo to boiler oxploslon on U. S. S. San Diego, the following men aro dead: Ascar J. Wyatt, Ambus L. Hardee, William F. Elliott and Clifford A. Weston, all second class flromon. Tho following wero seriously injured: "Benjamin F. Tucker, R. V. Gllddeu, Ernest A. Ledwlth, H. Miller. All first class firemen; Georgo Ohm, wa ter tender; Darrell L. Vernado and Charles W. F. Peterson, both firemen of second class; Emanuel A. Shappl, seaman, and Patrick A. Meddiam, coal passer. Next of kin have been noti fied. Tho ship had just completed four hour full Bpeed trials." The San Diego Is tho flagship ot tho Pacific fleet, Rear Admiral Howard having transferred his flag as com mander of tho Pacific fleot from tho West Virginia to the San Diego on November 25. Sho cost $6,000,000, nnd was built at tho Union Iron work3, San Francisco, and is one of tho fast est and best boats of that typo In the navy. Sho formerly was tho cruiser California. Sho has a displacement of 15,680 tons. Her dimensions are: Length, 502 feet; beamv 70 feet; draft, 266 feet. Sho carries four eight-inch guns, 14 six-inch guns, 18 three-Inch and 12 three-pounders. G0MPERS CLAIMS BLACKLIST Asks United States Body to In vest I gate Big Telegraph Com f panles. Now York, Jan. 25. Samuel Comp ers, president of the American Fed eration of Labor, was a witnoss boforo tho federal relations body on Friday. Ho began by reading a telegram from the Commercial Telegraphers' union uring him to ask tho commis sion to summon boforo it officials of the largo tolegraph companies to tes tify regarding alleged blacklisting op erations. "I can assure your commission that If you follow this suggestion you will rccelvo some startling information," ho said. Mr. Gompors said ho believed tho same laws should not given business combinations and labor organizations. Mr. Gompers asserted that boycotts and strikes were legal, according to tho Clayton bill. TWO U. S. SKIPS TO GERMANY Steamer Dacla, With Cargo of Cotton, to Be Seized by British Warships. Galveston, Tex., Jan. 25. Tho for mer Hamburg-American steamship Da cla, with a cargo of 11,000 bales of cot ton for Germany, cleared for Rotter dam, via Norfolk, and sailed at day break Saturday. Officials realize that Great Britain may "capturo" tho vessel as a prize of war, because sho still regards tho Dacia an tho property, In sufficient de gree at least; of Oermany. New York, Jan. 25, Carrying a cargo of food supplies shipped by an American firm and consigned to an American citizen In Germany, tho American owned steamer Wllhclmlna left Its dock sailing for Hamburg. Tho shippers assert that tho food Is monnt only for civilians. BRITISH SHIP IS TORPEDOED Steamer Durward Sent to the Bottom by German Submarine Begin ning of New Policy. London, England, Jan. 25. Tho British steamer Durward, says a Rot terdam dispatch to Reutor's Telegram company, has boon torpedood by tho German submarlno U-19, Tho crow was saved. Tho Loudon newspapers Interpret tho sinking of tho Durward as ;io beginning of n German naval policy allegod to liavo 'been urged by Admiral va TIrpItz, tho Gorman min ister of tno navy, against British mer chant vessels. Defends Canadian Slayers, Toronto, Can., Jan. 25. Tho Domin ion government has advised tho On tario authorities that it has decided to defend Canadian militiamen con cerned in tho shooting ot two Ameri can duck hunters. Swedish Steamer Sunk by Mine. London, Jan. 25. A special from Bjornoborg says that the Swedish steamer Drett while entering tho har bor struck a ml no and sank. Fivo members of tho crew wero drowned and 13 saved U. S. FLAG IS LOWERED REFUSES TO MOVE WHEN BRIT. ISH EMBLEM IS RAISED. Britain Asked to Explain Actions of Warship In Detaining American VcescI of Commerce. Washington, Jan. 22. Tho .state de partment has requested of tho British' embassy information as to why tho American steamer Greenbrier, from Now Orleans and Norfolk to Dromon, with cotton under certificate of tho British consul nt N6w York, was stopped by a British-cruiser, sont un der British flag lo a British port and detained two days beforo bolng al lowed to complete her voyago to Dromen. Tho detention of the Greenbrier was brought to tho attention of tho stato department by telegrams from Cap tain Farloy, her commnnder, now at Bremen. Farley stated that tho Greenbrier was overhauled on Decem ber 30 by a British cruiser. Tho board ing officer required hi in to contiuuo on his course convoyed by tho cruiser for a day or two whilo tho cargo was being searched for arms. Then tho cruiser placed aboard tho Greenbrier some additional British of ficers, hoisted tho British flag, and a prize crow, who navigated tho ship so that, according to Captain Farley, lo was damaged boforo It was brought Into Kirkwall. There tho Greenbrier remained for throe days, Captain Far ley refusing to Bail it further except under tho American flag. Tho British authorities finally consented to tho raising of thq American flag and Cap tain Farley took his ship to Lelth. oooocooooocc FLASHES OFF THE WIRE XXXCOOCOOOOOCOOOOOOOC( Amsterdam, Jan. 21. German air craft passed over Holland from west to eaRt Tuesday night. It is expected the Dutch government will point out to Germany that the repeated flights of German aircraft over Holland aro not comfortable to the attitude of a belligerent to a neutral country. New York, Jan. 21. A federal in quiry into tho shooting of strikers at Roosevelt, N. J., 1ms been begun. Edmund S. Brennan up Jnvestlgator of the United States commission on industrial relations, was sent to tho New Jersey town to mako an investi gation. Amsterdam, Jan. 21. Tho motor launch of a German warship struck- a mine in the Scheldt river off Nleuvera luls at noon Tuesday and was de stroyed. An officer and four men on! board wero killed. Now York, Jan. 21. Christian mis sionaries and converts In Urumiah, Persia, which recently was occupied by Turks, are endangered and urgent ly In need of help, as also aro 15,000 refugees at Tabriz, according to a cablo message received from Tlflis by tho Presbyterian hoard of foreign mis sions, it was announced. Now York, Jan. 21. Tho Southern Pacific steamer El Alba, which Jeft Now York for Galveston, reported by wireless that sho had sighted tho wreck of a vessol floating, bottom up, 120 miles east of tho cntranco to Chesapeako bay. FORGER ENDS LIFE ON TRAIN B. F. Straus, Note Broker of Chicago, Admits Kiting Checks for Man Now Dead. Chicago, Jan. 22. Creditors of tho Fox River Distillery company de manded tho production In court of all books and papers ot tho company when the suicldo of Charles Ledowsky, head and sold ownor of tho concern, revealed Wednesday frauds amount ing to $210,000. Tho confession found after Ledowsky had killed him self whilo on a Michigan Central train entering Chicago showed that through forged warohouso receipts for whisky ho had obtained largo loans from banks and othors, Tho confession also named Benjamin F, Straus, a brokor of commercial paper, as hav ing known of his fraudulent transac tions. Straus admitted that ho had carried on a check-kiting arrange ment with Ledowsky until it was stopped by tho banks and that ho had signed many blank checks that wero filled out by others. 0. K. FOR EUGENIC WEDDING Indiana, Senate Passes Measure Which Requires Only the Male to Have Physician's Certificate. Indianapolis, Jan. 23. Eugenic mar riages In Indiana were approved by tho stato senato on Thursday, whon it passed a bill, 32 to 12, providing that males seeking mnrrlago licenses must first obtain a health cortlilcato, Will Enter War in February. ' Potrograd, Jan. 25. Tho newspaper Retch announced that It has iiitborl tatlvo Information that Roumanla will enter tho war on tho sido of tho allies in February. Roumanian troops will Immediately lnvado Transylvania. "Dry" Bill Wins Over Veto. Montgomery, Ala., Jan. 25. Tho house repassed tho prohibition bill over tho governor's veto by a voto of 73 to 29. It now needs only tho ap proval of the senato to becomo a law, It goes Into offect Juno 30 NEW STATEPRINTING BILL To Print State Work and Text Books Used In the Public Schools Another ntato printing bill has mado its appearance, sponsored by Orr ot Burt and Van Deusen of Washington The measuro bears earmarks of tho endorsement of the stato federation ot labor. In many respects it docs not differ from the Bates' bill already in tho hands of tho flnanco commit tee. In other respects It differs radic ally. In placo of putting the power in the hands of the governor nnd tho board ot control, this bill creates a printing commission, composed of tho gov ernor, tho treasurer, and tho attorney general. They shall jointly appoint a regular journeyman printer as stato printer nt a salary of $2,500 a year, who by nnd with the approval of tho commission, shall bo the chief of tho department. This bill proposes lo expond $75,000 on the plant, whilo the Bates bill calls for ?100,000. This bill would not only print all tiro Btate work, but would print all tho text-books used In tho common schools of tho stato. This provision is adapted from the Call fornla law, whoro a royalty is paid tho author ot tho text-book and the stato publishes them and sells them to dis tricts at appropriate cost. Tho Bates bill does not touch upon printing text books. This bill provides that tho establishment shall bo located in Lan caster county, cither in a building owned or ono rented by tho state. Neither bill calls for convict labor. Wants Guard to Work. Senator Robertson has un Idoa which may later blossom forth In tho form of n bill. Two years ago ho wanted to abolish the national guard in Nebraska by legislation, but failed to mako a go ot It. This session ho has nn idea that if a little bill which ho proposes to introduce becomes a law the national guard will do for Itself what ho proposed to do for It two years ago. In other words, he wants to put tho guard to work. He propose. to Introduce a bill, the details of which ho has not clearly prepared as yet, providing that tho national guard shall bo used in build ing highways for tho state and in per forming labor on othor public works from timo to time, probably when tho guard would bb enjoying its aunual encampment. Capricious tandidaters-for office- who do not caro to accept vordlct of the voters at tho primary should have no chance to file later as petition candi dates, in tho belief of Senator Bushce of Kimball county. The latter has In mind tho proposal of a bill prohibiting petition candidates from making the raco and doing away altogether with this uncertain phase of campaigns. Ho argued in its support that parties should be abundantly able to choosu candidates and that petition office Bookers often confuse tho voters and lend aid to election of some candidate not desired by tho majority of tho people. The female labor law, In so far as it applies to the villages and towns and cities under 6,000 population, will bo a dead letter If tho bill Introduced by Crlnklawof Antolopo runs tho legislative gauntlot. Tho measuro would sottlo tho difficulties tho Ne braska Telephone company nnd tho Lincoln Tolophono & Tolegraph com pany havo been having for tho past two years In the employment of fo; male operators In the one-person ex changes of tho state. RostaurantB and laundrlos in : number of tho smaller towns and cities would also bo bene fited by tho bill. This has been u Bourco of much troublo during tho past two years. Stato Senator Robertson will Intro duce a bill providing a state school lovy to bo made largo enough that every school district in tho stato may be provided with at least six months' schooling. Tho bill will provide that all districts desiring moro than the nix months' schooling must foot tho bill without tho aid pf the state, Elimination of tho party circle from election ballots is provided for in the bill Introduced by Taylor of Custer county. Ho follows tho plan adopted in othor states to moot objections which ho says exist In this stato at the present timo. Ho bolloves this will givo hotter expression on candidates nnd measures. ' Actual valuation of Nobraska prop erty for taxation purposes and repeal of the one-fifth clauso of tho tax Iaw&, will be argued at a senate committee meeting, to be held noxt Tuesday. Dato for tho affair has boon sot so that those Interested In tho measuro could havo tlmo to 'proparo for It. Under the present law, bond buyers of tho cast misunderstand tho prop erty valuations of Nebraska counties and municipalities and securities ap pear less attractive to thorn than It tho wholo truth wero told in tho assessment figures, Tho senato cottled tho olectlon contest of Julius Neumann of Wy more against Senator A. I), Spencor of Gage county by deciding that Sen ator Spencer is entitled to his soat. Tho commltteo on privileges and elections, to whom, tho contest was referred, submitted a brief report In favor of Senator Spencer and It- was unanimously adopted. Tho commlt teo found insufficient grounds for thu contest nnd recommended that tho senator bo declared legally elected and qualified to retain his scat In tho senate. Home Touji. TflelpsT illHiiMifciiiii ii i Tii nr-- MONEY IN MUNICIPAL PLANT Cleveland Has Greatly Reduced Cost of Public Utilities Supplied to Its Citizens. Cleveland has dono better than most cities In tho application of the com munal or municipal idea to public serv ices or utilities. It has a municipal cold storage, in connection with a market, which cost 12,000,000, and lo doing well on tho Investment. It has achlovcd a thrcc-ocnt car fare. It now sets out for throe-cent olectrlclty. It was paying $90 to $100 a year for street nro lights nnd tho prlco for pow er uso was olght cents a kilowatt. Two small electrical plants wero es tablished. Tho cost of street aro lights dropped about half. Tho cur rent was sold by tho city from Its email plants at throe cents. A heavy loos was predicted. InBtoad of that, tho plants more, than paid expenses. Mayor Baker proposed a salo ot $2, 000,000 worth of bonds with which to build a plant to soil eloctrlclty at threo cents. Tho bond lssuo was passed by tho peoplo and tho operation of tho now plant began last July. In Aug ust thero was a profit ot $500 on tho three-cent prlco. In September tho profit was $1,700, and on tho basin of business now In hand and contracted for tho superintendent estimates tho profit for tho first year at $100,000, which would about cover intorost charges, depreciation and taxes If It were a prlvato concern. When tho plant Is completed and running at full capacity tho superintendent estimates that there will bo a net profit ot $500, D00 annually. Pittsburgh Dispatch. SHOW CHILDREN CIVIC NEEDS Birmingham (Ala.) Women's Clubs Forming Leagues In All School Grades of the City. Tho women's clubs of Birmingham, Ala., havo been tho means' of forming junior civic leagues In every school grade In tho busy city. Tho, women,, feeling that the chil dren wpre growing up without knowl edge) ot city needs, decided to edu cate for good citizenship. First, they cleaned up tho school yards, then the parks and tho streets. Today every young citizen who Joins a leaguo In his or her school grade Bigns this plodgo: "I will not lnjuro any tree, shrub or lawn. "I promlso not to spit upon the floor in a stroet car, schoolhouse or any public building, or upon tho siuo walk. "I plodgo myself not to deface any tonco or public building. "I will not scatter paper or throw rubbish In publlo places. "I will not uso profano langungo at any timo. "I will always protect birds. "I will protect tho property of oth ers as I would my own. "I will promise to bo a truo and loyal citizen." School Gardening an Asset. School gardens, embellishment ot school grounds, is an important fac tor In tho reputation of a city, enhanc ing tho beauty and valuo of tho vari ous points whoro situated and In these days of rapid travel in automobiles, of groat Interest to residents and vis itors alike. Such bcautlficatlon cannot fail to mako lasting Impressions upon travelers and visitors, who almost in variably judge ot cities 'and other communities by tho public improve ments and embellishments, whilo tho satisfaction and delight ot pupils and parents is still of greater importance than all other considerations. Gives Hornet Luncheons. H. E. Coles of tho engineering staff of tho stnto highway commission lias learned not to bo too friendly with hornets. A fow days ago whon ho waa eating his luncheon a hornet camo along. Ho gavo him something to cat. Tho visitor called his mato. Tho fol lowing day four hornets uto luncheon with him, and on tho next day as Mr. ! Coles oponod his pall a wholo swarm of hornots camo lighting on him and his luncheon. Ho took to tho tall and unhown, leaving tho hornets In full possession. Carpentorla (Cal.) Dis patch to tho San Francisco Exemlnor The Polish Race. Mr. Brandos sayo in his history ot Poland: "Individualism was tho death of Poland. It was an enthusiastic and unpractical peoplo, noblo-roindod and untrustworthy, pomp-loving and vola tile vivacious and thoughtless, a peo plo who despised severe and fatiguing labor, and lovod all intense and deli cate, sonBuous and intollcctuul enjoy ments, but, nbovo all, who worshiped independence to tho point of insanity, freedom to tho oxtont of tho llberum voto, and who, whon they had lost in dependence and freedom, remained faithful to their old love." Ruinous. Crawford Why do our officials will fully dostroy evory natural beaut? the city possesses T Crabshaw Thai gives them o chanco in a few years to ask for mil lions to mako tho city beautiful. Puck. MR. SUBBUBS' GUESS JUST AN IDEA OF WHAT SENCA TION MIGHT BE. But Thon Possibly His Experience of Life in a Country Town Had Left Him In a Slightly Pessi mistic Mood. Eugorly Mr. Subbubs had moved from a congested city district to tho broad coolness of a country town. At least bo ho supposed, and on his ar rival ono worm afternoon within tho shelter of hia own vino and fig tree, ho procuedod to array himself, according to a free, unconventional fashion, in a cool, easy costumo, minus tho super fluity of collar or coat "I wouldn't do that, dear," said Mrs. Subbubs, when ho had Joined her in tho brcozy shado of tho front varanda; "at least, not until wo aro better acquainted hero. Peoplo judgo ono so from appearances, and I havo noticed very fow gentlemen about hero in nog llgoo dress." Mr. Subbubs obligingly retired to as sume his collar and coat, and then, re turning, endeavored to mako his dis comfort moro cnduvablo by tilting back in his porch chair, with both feot ele vated to tho railing boforo him. "I wouldn't-do that, dear," again ob jected his wifo. "Peoplo Judgo others bo by their attitudes, and I haven't noticed that anyono lounges about on their porches out here." Again Mr. Subbubs, always accom modating, acted on tho suggestion, this tlmo preparing to solace- himself with a cigarette, tho materials for which he had at hand. "I don't know as I would do that" pneo moro suggested his wife, notic ing his design. "Perhaps you had bet ter smoko cigars until you aro a little bettor known here. Some peoplo are bo prejudiced against cigarettes, and ono is bo apt to bo Judged by ono's hablte." If thoro was a silky softness in Mr. Subbubs' movements as ho went in to hunt up tho protorred cigar, it was en tirely deceptive, tor within ho was full of -white-hot, boiling -wrath. When ho returned Mrs. Subbubs was listening in aurpriso to a loud alterca tion which had suddenly arisen a few blocks away in tho streets of tho usu ally orderly, polite llttlo town. "I can't imagine what ithatnolscy can be about," sho began, as Mr. Subbubs returned! to' his seat, cigar in hand. "Why do you suppose they are talking bo exditcdly?" "Easy to guess," returned Mr. Sub bubs, applying a lighted match to his cigar. "Probably some poor dovil has been moved to declare his soul is his own. I imagine an event llko that would stir this town to its founda tions." Judgo. Activities of Women. Russia has ovor 3,000 women physi cians. Tho Woman's Trado Union of Amer ica has over 05,000 members. Threo out of every four nonagena rians in Berlin, Germany, aro women. Miss Jean T. Mochle, on automobile saleswoman, rocontly showed that sho could hnndlo machinery as well as, sell cars. In a leather apron and bluo jean coat sho stood on a platform in a Now York salesroom and dismantled and assembled a motor taken from a car sho had driven over ten thousand miles. Tho woaring of a Bklrt which was so tight that it Interfered with tho free uso ot her limbs caused Mrs. Delia Wilson ot Kansas City to loso her suit for $5,000 damages against the Chi cago, Burlington & Quincy railroad. Tho Jury contended that a skirt which was only 32 inches wldo was entirely too narrow for frco uuo ot tho feot in boarding a train. Artful Tommy. Prlvato Tommy SlmB had had pneu monia, and had bcon for some tlma In hospital, whoro they treated him so well that ho was much nverso to tho prospect of bolng discharged as "cured." Ono day the doctor waa tak ing his tomporatm), and while Tommy had tho thormomoter in his mouth th doctor moved on, and happened ta turn hlo back. Tommy saw hia chance. Ho pulled tho thormomoter out ot his mouth and popped it into a cup of hot tea, replacing it at tho first sign ot tho medico's turning. When that worthy examined tho thermometer ho looked first at Tommy and thon back at tho thormometer and gasped: "Woll, my man, you're liot dead, but you ought to bo I "London Tlt-Blta. Wonderful New Resistance Alloy. A now alloy for uso in making elec tric ro3lstanco waB put on tho market in Germany Bhortly beforo the war and Is said to bo of great uso in caso tho roslstanco wires or strips need t bo worked at a high heat; for tho new alloy ot chromium and nickel can bo run at oven a bright red boat without suffering damage, and such hoatins docs -not mako tho metal brittlo upon long uso. Specific gravity of tho alloy Is 8.25, and it has a specific roslstanco per meter longth and square millimeter section of 1.10 ohms. It can support; a temperature of 1110 degrees C. oa constant run. "Bho meltlug point is 1400 degrees C. Dividing tho Work. Bill I see Doctor Naegell, profoa sor of medlcino at Liege university, commends tho practice of yawning. Ho says it is excellent for tho lunge, Jill Well, let him go on dolns tbj talking, and wo'll do the yawning. " S ." tt&, MA" JA j&tt .r---