rv DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. y 9 IS CHILD GROSS FEVERISH SIC i Look, Mother! If tongue is coated, give "California Syrup of Figs." Children lovo tills "fruit laxative," i and nothing else cleanses the tender stomach, HVor and bowels bo nicely. A child simply will not stop playing to empty tho bowels, and the result Is thoy become tightly clogged with waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach sours, then your little ono becomes crosB, half-sick, feverish, don't eat, Bleep or act naturally, breath Is bad, system full of cold, has sore throat, atomach-acho or diarrhoea. Listen, Motherl See if tonguo Is coated, then glvo a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all tho constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of tho sys torn, and you have a well child again. Millions of mothers glvo "California flyrup of Figs' becauso It Is perfectly harmless; children lovo It, and It noy r falls to act on tho stomach, liver and bowels. Ask at tho store for a BO-cent bottlo of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv. , No Friends. "I understand her husband is a base ball umpire." "Yes. And it's great for her peo Av,Plc." "I suppose they get passes to all tho games." "No; It Isn't that. But every time they haven't anything elso to do, ono of her relatives says,'Lot'B go out to the ball park this afternoon and roast Kitty's husband.' " SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY ITl Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark, Glossy and Thick With Garden Sage and Sulphur. When you darken your hair with Sago Tea and Sulphur, no ono can tell, becauso it's done so naturally, so evenly. Preparing thl3 mixture though, at home is mussy and trouble some. For 50 cents you can buy at any drug store the ready-tc-use tonlo called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy." You just dampen a sponge or soft brush, with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. By morn ing all gray hair disappears, and, after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully darkened, glossy and luxuriant. You will also dis cover dandruff is gono and hair has stopped falling. Gray, faded hair, though no dis grace, is a sign of old ago, and as wo all deslro a youthful and attractive ap pearance, get busy at onco with Wy eth's Sago and Sulphur and look yearc younger. Adv. ' The Reason Why. aiahdo Why Is It that your closest friend will say tho worst things about you? Maude She usually knows more than others. Comes to the Same Thing. Knlcker Does Smith live by his wits? Bocker No, he lives by tho lack of other people's wits. It might help somo to levy a war tax on aspirant? for office. Beauty h Only Skin Deep It is vitally nec essary there fore, that you take good care of your skin. ZONA POMADE if used regularly will beautify and preserve your complexion and help you retain the bloom of early youth ior many years. Try it for 30 days. If not more than satisfied you get your money back. 50c at druggists or mailed direct. Zona Company, Wichita, Kan. For Tasting Oar tum4 TirlatlM of HiKDYloiUr Mother Hoot Apple UrtU mtk vlforoas, etrlj betrlDf, blly ruiuiif . CJeaanearMa, looimwi treei To mora their worth. w off r A GrkfU (rooted) for Uitlnj, It iou will tend 10a to helo coTtr oort and mfcllhif cimiim. Thr will betr tWT Uf bftTff II if tpplt U m ft IHrt' tbn Ct4i f u Ullluf kbout tbf HlUr4 lUll frvltt, IVIRBLARINU 8TKAW1U.& hi CS, ta.. I ItfcK. H rll (ndT QardatrAirwrjCoBox 60i,I. DEFIANCE STARCH is constantly growing i.l favor because it Does Not Stick to the Iron and it will not injuro the finest fabric. Foi laundry purposes it has no equal. 16 oz package 10c. 1-3 more starch forsame money DEFIANCE STARCH CO., Omaha. Ncbraski Highest Cash Prices Paid For CHICKENS, VEAL, CREAM WRITE FOR SPECIAIL PRICE LIST. THE R. E. COBB CO.. 14, 3rd Street, St. Paul, Minn. Newspaper Correspondents Wanted Everywhere; $8 lo $25 weekly made; Hnare time or all ; write for trrr particulars. SOUTUKHN PRESSSYNDIOATE.Dept.U.Washlngton.D.C. PAOTITMr In Texas Cattle Hanch at high TORI UriJt. nrtces tor rwef. We hae eood once. lUcturOson fur. Co., Oklahoma Vilj, Oila. LWTCn to hear froio owner of rood farm ill 1 SUIJ for kale. Bend description and Ura ftulM li;,UH.i,U.y.lUli. !ity Directory tho Morthweit" KaSrf'1 Ulin LIVE STOCK TO PStock Ccmmlsslon Compam Em nn hioitxoity.ia. PJU, UU i.n Ike 1637. B.U rt IM VTin are In nted of market rettorta. fa Lire Stock Ueoord free of ctaarg PR 1I1-ST HUKVIU1! SIIIl' Tnck fim mission Merehantfl at 1 ill Vi ii nr- - - -J .itfPpwfodpWjJBHPn lUtiMaTUimK I. UY, Ojcarrgjpr XannOt(j 1950S: f V 1 ifTtKntawnjON J WWlf v . g TRAD1NO POST ( ,v -V , i7rT t - - "" A . ' THE PEACE rlvor was first brought to tho notice of tho world by Alexander Mackenzie. Not satisfied with following to the Arctic ocean tho river which bears his name, ho went up tho Peace river, crossed tho Rocky moun tains and mado his way to tho Pacific ocean, which ho reached In Septem ber, 1793. Tho previous winter he had spent at Fort MacLeod, built for his convenience, nnd afterwards contin ued as a trading post. Fort MacLeod Is located on the north side of Peaco river, six miles above Peace River Crossing, and nearly opposite tho mouth of Smoky river. Last summer tho American museum sent an expedition up Into that coun try, and tho trip up and down tho Peace river is entertainingly doscribed by Pliny E. Goddard in the American Museum Journal. After telling some thing of tho changes in trade routes and of the preliminary journey from Edmonton to Peace River Crossing, he continues: The Grenfell, tho little river boat that was to take us downstream, had steam up and dinner cooked when we arrived. About two that afternoon" wo crossed tho Peace nnd took on several cords of wood. With a whistle to jeer nt the company's boat which had ex- pected to pull out before s and did not, wo moved downstream. Tho little Grenfell could make about fourteen miles, and tho river itself was making eight because the water was very high. It was liquid mud car rying driftwood and logs even whole trees. The sun slowly moved from south to west, from west to northwest, and thon was hidden behind tho river banks. That it had set we could not bo certain, for there was plenty of light until about eleven o'clock, when we tied up to the banks so tho en gineer could nleep. Island Are Numerous. The river Is full of Islands. In tho 300 miles there are about two hundred of them, covered with plno and spruce timber. As wo proceeded the banks grew lower and the river wider. That night we tied up at North Vermilion and went down to tho river bank In stead of up, the river was so high. Here, COO miles from tho railroad, thero aro two llttlo communities of whites and half breeds, ono on either side of tho river. Thoy get mall onco a month and are glad to get It, al though It is usually two months old when It arrives. The whites are well- read, well-educated, and have tho true northern hospitality. The half-breeds form a class by themselves. Thoy read a llttlo French, but prayer books and catechisms are all that aro avail able to them In French. Only a few of them have been as far from homo as Edmonton, the others consider Ver milion the center of tho earth. With Vermilion as a base six weeks were spont in ethnological work. Dur ing this tlmo a trip was made to a trading post on Hay river on tho oc casion of "treaty paying." Nearly all the Indians of Canada recoho cash payments from tho Dominion govern ment once a year. A band of Slavey Indians, practically untouched by civ ilization except as to dress, trade at this p'.st, which Is 700 miles from the railroad by tho usual route of travel. The Heaver Indians, who hunt bo tween Hay river and tho Peace, aro grealy reduced In numbers and con- TAKES ANIMALS AS PLEDGES New York Man Runs Pawnshop Prob ably Only One of Its Kind In the World. Among tho curious industries or e-ources of livelihood In Now York city Is an animal pawnshop. As you take a watch to an ordinary pawnshop to raise money on it, so you may tako a watchdog to tho animal pawnshop Recently a man did this, getting $20 on a dog that waB easily worth $50, the pawnbroker Bald. Dut he was a trick dog which had been taught to open doors. So in duo time 0 opened a door and let himself out while let ting tho pawnbroker in D. Potter, who Is tho trainer for tho Now York hippodrome, owns tho shop. Ho takes iiiiels, HoiiB. elephants, any animals. Tliero are no charges for Intorost on n lifti, tho onlv charge being for tho lr. n of the nnlmnlB, among which nt t any tlmo aro doge, monkeys, sip, cBtn, coons, foxos, par- .mnrlea At 0110 tlmo ho had "' v in niwii Tho profits slderably influenced by more than a century of contact with whlto and half brood traders and servants of the fur company. Slow Trip Upstream. Returning upstream Vermilion to St John In August was another mattei ns regards speod. The current was not quite so strong, but tho steamer belonged to the Hudson Day company Tho ways of tho company aro still tho old ways of the north. There must bo a French-Crco word for manana slnco tho thing itself certainly exists. The boat was comfortable, however, tho weather perfect and tho compan ionship excellent. It took threo weeks to reach Fort St. John, where from tho rlvor banks, 900 feet high, tho Rocky mountains aro to be seen. Tho first of civilization in tho persons of several young settlers wont to St. John with us. Hero also aro remnants of onco powerful Deaver tribes, who In early days burned tho trading post nnd killed tho traders. As treaty had been paid considerably in advance of the ndvertlsed date, tho Indians were nearly all back from the river secur ing food for tho winter. A week's stay was made at Dunvo gan, Borne miles from which place n band of Deavor live on tho reserve. One. oj the Many islands ) oj the Pcacc River j , i rv r" ii i 1 1 ii i i ii i i .. iw $&& 'jf.fn JVjlYrvivJ&m V-5 Near them wore several prosperous agricultural settlements. Many Bears After Berries. Coming back to Peaco River Cross ing was pleasant and should havo been easy. If one sits down on a raft or in a canoe and sits still he will quietly pass tho 240 miles from St. John to Peaco River Crossing. Our luck was a canoe loaned to us. Bo causo It was the homeward journey tho natural speed of tho current, three miles, was Increased to five or six by the use of the paddles. It Is tiresome work, but a fow dayB of it puts a large share of conceit Into one when he tries his muscles against a loafer. Yes, thero were bears, there always aro on the Peaco. This was tho tlmo of rlpo berries and there were many bears. Wo know that they, Indian like, must have "made mcdlcino" against us, for nothing elso could havo prevented our killing one. We wero very happy when Sunday night at eleven o'clock, two hours after darkness had come In tho early days of September, we paddled our canoe alongside the company's boat Peace River. Kind friends helped us unload. A cheery flro In tho Baloon, a cupful of tea, and welcoming smiles soon drove out the cold and stiffness accumulated sfhco.jlvo In tho morn ing. This was at tho end of tho tele graph Unit Will the North pass as our West has passed? Even when tho Peaco rlvor Is settled as It soon will bo, there will remain a vast fur-bearing rpElon, but that tho peculiar types of whlto pooplo and Indians with their present customs and manners can long survive is a question, and thoy make, the real North. Careless Surgeons. Many stories aro told of surgeonii who havo carelessly sowed up thlngu In men's bodies that had no business or function to perform thero. Pieces of sponge aro often thus lost. Tho largest foreign material Inclosed with in tho human frame is declared to havo been a pair of forceps. arising from tho charges for feed and care aro enough to make tho Insti tution pay. Once he had a Hon In pawn which broko his chain In the stablo nnd wont roaring around trying to get out. Tho employees wero near ly scared to death, and it was only after heroic efforts that they mustered courago to capture him. As a matter of fact the animal was a decroplt beast that had served his tlmo In side shows. Tho proprietor trains animals of nil kinds and deals in them, bo his line of pawnshop for them Is a part of his other business, and ho has thus come to havo perhaps tho only pawn shop of tho kind in tho world, Wouldn't Buy a Veil. I know an old lady who was a tightwad. Sho was so stingy that when her husband died sho didn't want to buy a black veil. So whllo tho minister was preaching sho went out of tho back door and took tho crepe off of the front door nnd fixed It on her hat. When tho undortakor went to get tho cropo ho couldn't find I It. Chlcaco Tribune SHWfcSrl? TOT ffl 3t ; "i&Plw Milwaukee Has Real Cemetery for Its Pet Dogs MILWAUKEE, WIS.- Poots tell how faithful dogs often linger on tho graves of their mnstcrs until death relievos them. However, mnn is differently constituted Upon tho death of tho faithful dog, tho master doesn't linger SlgJ geon, wno Is a director of tno Wis consin Humnno Boclety. Tho history of tho dog cemetery Is interesting. A Mrs. Mary Shafcr was tho owner of a prizo rat-terrier, named "Pierro," which had captured many prizes at dog bIiowb Tho prlzo dog became ill and died. Becauso of her great lovo for tho dog, Mrs. Shafcr attempted to glvo it n decent Interment. In this sho was not successful, bocauso local cemeteries refused to allow the dog to bo burled in a comotory lot tho same as humans. Mrs. Shafcr then offered to donnto ?100 toward a fund to provide for a dog cemetery, but It was nearly ten years beforo anyono attompted to carry it out. Then, Doctor Sullivan becamo Interested in tho project, with tho result that about four years ago, tho dog cemetery becamo n reality. Tho average cost of interring a dog is about forty dollars. Somo pooplo spend much moro. In fnct, in somo Instances, tho dog funerals aro just as cxponslvo as real funerals. In this connection, It mny be well to noto thnt "Teddy Miller," a rat-terrier, holds tho record In MHwaukco for having tho largest funornl, as well as tho largest dog monument. When "Teddy" wbb burled, seven carriages mado up tho funeral proces sion, ono being filled with flowers offerings from frlonds mado during his lifetime Woes of the Bachelors of Chicago Are Mitigated. CHICAGO. It's all fixed. Uacholors need not mend their own socks any moro. Tho missing button on any garment need not bo replaced with a Bcratchy pin, a pieco of string from a tobacco pouch or a wlro pnpor clip. As far as that goes, tho dress- shirt sleeves that r.ru Just about an uncomfortablo inch too long need not be tucked up undor a galling rubber band any moro, either. Tho Chicago Women's club Is aid ing in eliminating all these troubles of worried bacholordom. In tho club's omergency employ ment center aro fingers that will not get stabbed trying to bow on a button and expert hands that will not gather up the hole in a sock with a puckering Btring and consider it darned. Thero also aro girls thoro who know how to tako up tho tuck In tho slecvo so thnt It la Just right. Or if tho raincoat or overcoat has a torn sleovo lining or needs to bo rellnod throughout thero aro girls who know just how. Thero aro two features of this phaso of tho omploymont center's jivork that Mrs. Benjamin Carpenter, head of tho department, wIbIios emphasized. One is that the nimble fingers are "just hungry" to do this darning, mending and rellnlng. Tho other is that tho bachelor who has his garments mended ot the center will reward for tho work somo girl who is in need and work ing industriously and earnestly to be solf-supporting during a period of finan cial stress. Of courso, married men aren't barred from appealing to tho bureau, and wives who detest tho Tuesday Job of finding tho exact piece of husband's sock which camo out of tho holo worn in it, or catching up lost stitches hero and there, can avail themselves of tho opportunity. Or If wives havo table napkins, dollies or any otllor thing thoy wish embroidered skillfully, beautifully and well, they can got tho work dono at the center. Beggar Prefers Starving to Having His Hair Cut KANSAS CITY, MO. Ho waB "panhandling" on Grand avonuo. At Sixteenth strcot he accosted a man and asked for monoy to procuro a night's lodg ing. Ho looked rather down nnd out, but his hair, which had been allowed to AM VERY PROUD OF MY HrMR tfTTTft? -V&Vftsi A Y.P caxjctmy j&pe& wstm sJPBBs, vj. is a chanco to got a Job and earn your way." "But 1'vo been to iho Helping Hand, and thoy've turned mo down." "Thoro must havo boon somo reason for that. Why did thoy turn you down?" "Thoy wanted mo to got my hair cut." "And you refused ?" "Yes, sir." "Do you mean to toll mo that you would rather beg on tho streets than have your hair cut?" "I sure would." "Is your long hair a part of your stock In trado?" "Well, not exactly; but a theater man In 'Frisco last summer promised mo a Job on tho stago If 1 would learn somo linos. Ho didn't make good. But I'vo won bets on my hair. Men havo bet mo It wasn't real, you seo. It's swell all right. Honestly, mister, did you ovor seo a swollor head of hair in your life?" Jeweler's Son Sells Three Watches for a Penny N15W YORK. Max Dolberu, a Jowolcr on West Ono Hundredth street, does not think his six-year-old son Louis Is very much or a "watchman." Inci dentally Mr. Dolberg Is displaying much energy In trying to locate watchos and rings his young son "sold in ex change for ponniea and enndy. In all the boy depleted his father's stock to tho extent of about one thousand dol lars worth of goods recently, his pa rents declare, as Mrs. Dolberg solved tho mystery of tho disappearance of tho Jowelry when sho says she saw tho boy "aolllng" tho watches to an other boy. For two weeks Louis had boon watching tho store. His parents told him ho would bo well paid for his services and thoy gave him a bank In which to place his earnings. Mrs. Dol berg remained In tho rear apartmijnts whllo her husband was out on business. Louis' "customers" would ask for three watches or threo rlngB and flip him a penny, a nickel or u pieco of candy. Ho would drop tho coins Into his bank and eat tho candy, feeling satisfied ho had mado a good trado. Louis kept his operations secret. Tho pollco wero told of tho disappear ance of tho watches and rings. Dotoctlvep could do nothing. Tho other evening Mrs. Dolberg saw her son handing throo rings to a "customor." Tho latter, seeing her, ran. Louis explained later tho disappear anco of IB watches and 14 rings. Louis' bank showed a deposit of ?1.25, Dotectlves wero again put on tho case to recover tho goods ho "sold." Physicians In Germany. Germany avoniges ono practicing phyblclan for each 2,000 inhabitants. tho proportion bolng hlghor In some of th" rlth'8 and lower In tho rural 'II tll(3 mim TID nnd dlo. In Milwaukee, nt least, ho docs tho moro sensible thing. Ho gives tho dog n rcnl funeral, bin lea him in a rcnl cometory, nnd, last but not least, erects a monument over tho canine gravo, just ns though the dog wero a member of tho family. Tho dog cometory consists of five acres of land set nsldo for canine burinls on tho Swan farm in tho town of Wauwatosa. It 1b In tho chargo of Dr. E. M. Sullivan, n veterinary sur grow down to his ohouldera, showed attentlvo care. It was sleek and had been brushed back from tho cars Into a compact but luxuriant mass. "Honest, mister," he said, "I am dead broko. A follow gave mo enough to get a blto, but I havo no placo to Bleep. Give mo a lift, won't you?" "I should think," said tho man, "that rather than beg you would go to ono of tho Institutions maintained by tho city to caro for thoso who are in your predicament, nnd whero thoro Enjoying Life. Ho nlone appears to me to live and to enjoy Hfo who, being engaged In uonie business, Heeks reputation by somo Illustrious action for somo uso ful urt - Sitllust. PAWahpy f fft th' mwa -s IALK OH WESTERN mm You Don't Havo to Lie About Canada The Simple Truth is Enough. Tho natural resourcos of tho coun try are so vast that thoy cannot bo told in moro figures. Man can only toll of what tiny portions havo dono. Ho con only say, "I am moro pros perous than I over expected to bo." And yet It a farmer expects to sue coed on land that ho has been forced to pay $50 to $100 an aero for ho ought to feel assured of attaining prosperity when ho finds tho richest pralrlo soil nt hla disposal absolutely froo. It ho has n llttlo capital, lot him Invest it all in livo stock and farm implements ho will find himself ton yoara ahead of tho gamo. Somo day such a chanco will not bo found nnywhoro on tho faco of tho globe. But now tho samo opportunities await you as awaited tho pioneer and not ono hundredth part of tho difficulties ho oncountcred and overcame Success in Canada is mado up of two things, natural ro sources and human labor. Canada has tho ono and you tho other. A postal card stands betwoon you and tho Canadian government agents If you don't hold theso two forces and onjoy tho fruits ot tho result It is your own fault. Debt and Canada Will Not Stand Hitched. You want a cozy homo, a froo Hfo, and sufficient Incomo. You want edu cation for your children, and somo plcasuro for your wifo. You want In dependence. Your burden has boon heavy, and your farm hasn't paid. You work hard and aro discouraged. You roqulro a change. Thoro la a goal within sight, where your children will havo advantages. You can got a homo in Western Canada, freedom, whero your ambitions can ba fulfilled. If tho Pralrlo Provinces of Canada aro full of Successful Farmers why should you provo tho exception? Haven't you got brains, oxporlonco, courago? Thon provo what theso aro capnblo of when put on trial. It Ib encouraging to know that thoro is ono country In tho world whero poverty la no barrier to wealth; own your own car; own your self; bo somebody. For facts wrlto to any Canadian government agent Advertisement The Gnats and the Beetle. Somo Gnats gathered together In a congeries and fell to darting about in bo very bustling and intricate a man ner ns to movo tho curiosity of a Deotlo. "12r wliat'8 tho gamo?" Inquired tho Deotlo civilly. "Game? This Is no g'ame, Wo'ro very much In earnest. Wo'ro a city," replied tho Gnats. "And what, If I may ask, Is a city?" "A city Is a dovlco for intensifying discontent" "What is discontent, then?" "Discontent Is tho mainspring of progross." "But what Is progress?" Hero tho Gnats of tho congeries burst out laughing. "You don't know what progross is? You must bo from the country!" thoy scoffed. There is usually a display of cour ago in tho absenco of danger. NaBh vlllo Banner. Consider tho cobler, who thinks it Is nover too Into to mend. tyffrm&ft jBKw Praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Women from the Atlantic to the Pacific, from all sections of this great country, no city so large, no village so small but that some woman has written words of thanks for health restored by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. No woman who is suffering from the ills peculiar to her sex should rest until she has given this famous remedy a trial. Is it, not reasonable to believe that what it did for these women it will do for any sick woman ? Wonderful Case of Mrs. Crusen, of Bushnell, 111. BusmrELt, Ili " I tliink all, tho troublo I havo had elnca my marriage -was caused by oxposuro whoa a younp; girl. My work hus been housework of nil kinds, and I havo dono milKing in tno cold and snow when I was too young to realize that it would hurt mo. I havo Buffered very much with bearing down pains in my back and such miaorablo pains across mq, and was vory norvous and generally run down in health, bub since I havo taken lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound my back novor hurta mo, my nerves aro stronger, and I am gaining in health every day. I thank you for tho great help I havo recolvcd from your medicine, and if my letter will benefit suf fering women I will bo glad for you to print it." Mrs. James Cnusair, Bushnell, Illinois. A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman. Hododon, Mk. UI feol itn duty I owo to all Buffering women to toll what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did for me. One year ago I found mysolf a torriblo sufferer. I nad pains in both sides and such a soreness I could scarcely straighten up at times. My back ached. I had no appotito and was so norvous I could not sleep, thon I would bo so tired mornings that I could scarcely get around. It seemed almost impossiblo to movo or dp a bit of work and I thought I novor would bo any bettor nntil I submitted to an opera tion. I commenced taking Lydia E. Pinkhanvs Vegetable Compound and Boon felt like a now woman. I had no pains, slept well, had good appotito and was fat and coidd do almost all my own work for a fam ily of four. I shall always foel that I owo my good health to your modlcino." Mrs. Hay vrxau Sowebs, ITodgdor Maine, For SO years Ijydla B. Plnlcham's Vegetable Compound has boon tho stnndnrd remedy for fo nmlo Ills. No ono sick with woman's ailmonts does justice to horsolf if sho does not try this fa mous medlclno mado from roots and herbs, .it, has restored ho many sufforlngwoutontohenHh, HMtfT'o'Writo to LYDIA E.PIXKHA.X MEDICINE CO.. 1 (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for ndvlco. Your letter will bo opened, read and answered by a woman and hold lu strict ooulldonco. COMPARING MEN AND WOMEN Writer Points Out Wide Different I Alleged to Exist In the Lives of the Sexes. Beforo marriage when they appear at social affairs it is correct to say ho escorted her. But If thoy appear together at such affairs after mar riage it Is tho proper thing to say that sho dragged him. If a woman wants to retain any in fluenco over a man sho should refuse to marry him. When father keeps a scrapbook tha clippings nro nil about himself, tell ing what a great man ho is, how use ful to the community, how bravo and all thnt. But when mother keeps a scrapbook, that's a different thing! Her scrapbook Is nil about tho chil dren, recipes that father likes, cures for croup, and all that All a woman gets for her efforts to attain tho Ideal Hfo by having a bou quet of flowors on tho table to uplift tho soul is her husband's complaint that ho can't seo what thero Is to cat on tho other sldo of that bunch ot weeds. Exchange. Cause and Effect "How dejected thoso cows look!" "Mnybo that Is why their milk Is 80 bluo." yoim own nrtmirusT ttii.1, Tittr. yod Trr Murlno Kye ltemidf for Ited, Weak, Watery lores and Ornnnlatnd Brellds: Mo HmarUnr Just Hro comfort. Write for liook of the tin hx mll Freo. Murine- Hje Uemedr Co., Chicago Much of what wo regard as pleasure Is work that wo aro not compelled to do Albany Journal. Good Cause for Alarm Deaths from kidney diseases have .n orcftscd 73 la twenty jean. People overdo nowadays In bo many ways that tbe coimntit tllterlnir of poisoned blood weakens tho kldnevs. Ilowuro of fatal llrlpht's disease. 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