DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. The Last Shot bt FREDERICK (Copyright, 1914. by u SYN0P8I8. At their homo on tho frontier between the Browns and Grays Marta Qnlland and lier mother, tntert&lnlne Colonol Wester llng of tho Grays, seo Captain Lanstron of tlir Urowns Injured by a fall In bis aeroplane. Tt-n years later, WesterllilK. nominal vlco but real chief of staff, re-enforces South 1m Tlr and meditates on war. Marta tolls him of her teaching children the follies of war and martial patriotism, and begs him to prevent war while he Is chief of stuff On tho march with tho 63d of the Drowns Private Stransky, an archist, Is placed under arrest. Colonel I-Jinstron bejcs him oft. Lanstron calls on Marta at hur home. She tells Lanstron that she believes Fellor, tho Kardener, to be n spy. Lanstron confesses It l tr.UB and shows her a telephone which teller lias concealed In a secret passage under the tower for use to benefit the Ilrowns In war emergencies. Lanstron declares his lovo for Marta. Westerllng and tho Gray premier plan to use ft trivial Inter national uftalr to foment warlike pa triotism In army and people and strike be fore declaring war. Partow, Hrown chief of staff, and Lanstron, made vlco, discuss the trouble, and the Hrown defenses. Par tow reveals his plans to Lanstron. Tho Gray army crosses the border lino and at tacks Tho Browns check thorn. Artil lery, Infantry icroplanes and dirigibles engage. Strnnsky, rising to make the anarchist speech of his life, draws the Oruy artillery fire. Nicked by a shrapnel splinter ho goes to Berserk and fights "all a man." Martn has her first glimpse cf war In Its modern, cold, sclentlnc, mur derous biutullty. The Browns fall back to the Gallntid house Stransl.y forages. Marta sees a night attack. The Grays uttuck In force. Keller leaves his secret telephone nnd goes buck to his guns. Jiand to hand fighting. The Browns fall back uguln. Marta asks Ijinstron over the phone to appeal to Partow to stop the fighting. VanilnllHm In Ihn nnllnnd !i0," VrterlliiB and his staff occupy ...i- uiMiiuiii nouse arid no begins to woo Marta. CHAPTER. XIV Continued. Tho subjective enjoyment of tho declaration kept lilm from any keon notice of tho effect of his words. Lanny was right. It had been a war of deliberate conquest; a war to gratify personal ambition. All her Ilfo Marta would bo ablo to llvo over again tho feelings of this moment. It was as ir slio wero frozen, all except brain and nerves, which wore on flro, while tho rigidity of Ice kept her from springing from her chair In contempt nnd horror. But a purposo camo on the wings of diabolical temptation which would pit tho art of woman agalnBt tho power of a man who set millions ngalnst millions in slaughter to gratify personal ambition. Sho was thankful that sl.o was looking down aB sho spoke, for sho could not bring horsolf to another compliment. Hor throat was too chilled for that yet. "Tho ono way to end the feud bo- tween tho two nations was a war that would mean permanent peaco," ho ex plained, seeing how quiet sho was and realizing, with a recollection of hor children's oath, that ho had gono a lit. tlo too far. Ho wanted to retain hor admiration. It had becomo as precious to him as a now delicacy to Luctlllus. "Yes, I understand," sho managed to murmur; then she was ablo to look up. "It's all so ImmonBo!" alio added. "Your Ideas about war seoin to bo a peat deal changed," ho hinted casualty. "As I expressed thorn at tho hotel, you mean!" sho exclaimed. "That seems ages ago ages!" Tho porptex Ity and indecision that, In a spaco of Bilonco, brooded in tho depths of hor eyes camo to the surface in wavering lights. "Yes, ages! ages!" Tho waver ing Ilghtu grow dim with a kind of hor ror and sho lookod away fixedly at a givon point. Ho was conscious of a thrill; tho thrill that always presagod victory for him. Ho realized hor ovldont dis tress; ho guessed that terrlbio pic tures wero moving before hor vision. "You see, I havo been vory much stirred up," sho said half apologetical ly. "Thero aro eomo questions I want to ask quite practical, solllsh ques tions. You might call them questions of property and mercy. Tho longer tho war lasts tho greater will bo tho loss of llfo and tho misery?" "Yes, for both sides; and tho heavier tho expense and tho taxes." "If you win, then we ehall bo under your flag and pay taxes to you?" "YeB, naturally." "Tho DrowuB do not increase in comilatlon: tho Grays do ranldlv Thv aro a reat, powerful, civilized race. They stand for civilization!" "Yos, factB anfl tho world's opinion agree," ho replied. Puzzled ho might well bo by this peculiar catechism. Ho could only contlnuo to reply until ho should seo where sho was loading. "And your victory will moan a now frontier, a now order of International relations and a long pcaco, you think? Peace a long peaco"' Was there over a eoldler who did not light for peace? Was thero over a call for moro army-oorpo or guns that was not mado In tho namo of peaco? Ho had his ready argumont, spoken with tho forclblo conviction of an ex pert "This war was mado for peaco tho only kind of peaco that thero con bo," he said. "My ambition, if any glory comes to rao out of this war, 1b to havo later generations Bay: 'Ho brought peacal' " Though tho promlor, could ho havo heard thiB, might have Bmllod, ovon grinned, ho would havo understood Woaterllng's unconsciousness of Incon sistency.. The chief of staff had "ot himself a task In victory which had no military connection. Without know ing why, he wanted to win ascendancy over hor mind. "The man of action!" exclaimed Marta, her eyes opening very wide, oa they would to let In tho light wbou she heard something now that pleased her or gavo food for thought. "The man of action, who thinks of an Ideal bb a thing not of words but as tho end of action!" "Exactly!" sold Westerllng, sen lblo of another of her gifts. Bho ould get the essence of a thing In a ow words. "When wo have won and ot another frontier, the power of our nation will be saoh In the world that Urn Drowns can nerer afford to attack PALMER Cbules Scribner'a Sons) us," ho went on. "Indeed, no two of tho big nations of Europo can afford to mnko war without our consent. We shall bo tho arbiters of International dissensions. Wo shall command peaco yes, tho peaco of force, of fact! If It could bo won In nny other way I should not bo hero on this voranda In command of an army of Invasion. That was my Idea for that I planned." Ho was making up for having over shot hlmsolf In his confession that ho had brought on tho war as a final step for his ambition. "You mean thnt you can gain peaco by propaganda and education only whon human nature has so changed that wo can have law and order and CIDDd on II I l "I Want to See an End of the Killing." houses are safe from burglary and pedestrians from pickpockets without policemen? Is that It?" sho asked. "Yes, yesl You havo It! You have found tho wheat In tho chaff." "Perhaps becauso I havo beon see ing something of human nature the human naturo ot both tho Drowns and tho Grays at war. I 'havo soen tho Browns throwing hand-grenades and tho Grays In wanton dlnnrrinr in mir dining-room directly thoy wero out of touch with tholr officers!" sho said sadly, as ono who hates to accopt dis illusionment but must in tho foco of logic. Westerllng made no todIv oxcoDt to nod. for a movement on her nart nrtv- occuplod him. Sho leaned forward, as she had when sho had told him ho would becomo chief of staff, heir hands clasped over hor Unco, her oyoB burn ing with n question. It was tho attl tudo of tho prophocy. Dut wlUi tho prophecy she had been a little mys tical; tho lira In her oyes had precipi tated an idea. Now it forged another question. "And you think that you will win?" aho asked. "You thlrik that you will win?" sho ropeatod with tho Blow em phasis which demands a caroful an swer. Tho dcliberatcnces of his reply was In keeping with her mood. Ho was de tached; ho was a referco. "Yes, I know that wo shall. Num bers make It bo, though thero bo no choice of skill between the two sidos." His tono had tho confidence of tho flow of n mighty river In its destina tion on its way to tho sou. There waa nothing In it of prayer, of hope, ot des peration, as thero had boon In Lan atron's "We shall win I" spoken to her In the arbor at their last Interview. She drew forward slightly In her chair. Her oyos scorned much larger and nearer to him. Thoy wero sweeping him up and down as It sho wero Beolng tho slim figure of LaiiBtron in con trast to Westerllng'8 eturdiness; as It sho wero measuring tho might of tho llvo millions behind him and tho threo millions behind Lihistron. Sho let go a half-whlspored "Yes!" which Boomed to reflect tho conclusion gained from tho power of his presence. "Thon my mother's and my own In terests aro with you tho interests of peaco aro with you!" sho declared. Sho did not appear to seo tho sud den, uncontrolled gleam of victory In his oyes. y this tlmo it had becomo a habit for Westerllng to wait sllonUy for her to como out of hor abstrac tions. To disturb ono might mnko It unproductive. "Then If I want to hulp tho cause of peaco I should holp tho Grays I" Tho exclamation was moro to her solf than to him. Ho was silent. This girl In a voranda chair dnslrini ni.i him nnd his five million bayonets and four thousand guns! Qulxoto nud tho wmuraiiis- -out it was amazing; It waa fine! Tho golden glow ot tho sunset was running In his veins In a paoan of personal triumph. Tho profllo turned ovor so little. Now it waa looking at tho point whoro Dollarmo had lain dying. Westerllng noted tho smile playing on tho lips. It had tho quality of a smllo over a task com pleted Dollarmo's smllo. Sho start ed; sho was trembling nil over In tho roslstanco of somo lmpulso omo Im pulse that gradually galnod headway and at last broke its bonds. "For I can help I can help!" sho cried out, turning to htm In wild In. decision which Boomed to plead for guidance. "It's so terrible- yet If It would hasten pcaco I I know much of tho Urowns' plan of defonsel I know where they ara atrong In the ms?! istaJL Zi.ZZMlC9X2?lm F-:k. t wHWSm&y&s. XiHJuZvCCJvLI .&'a. X HfHku T 4 4 II rat lino and and ono placo whero they aro weak there and a place whoro thoy aro weak In the main Uriel" "You do!" Westerllng explodod. Tho plans of tho enemy! Tho plans that neither Bouchartr-o eaturnlno cunning, nor brlbeu, nor spies could ascertain! K was llko tho bugle-call to tho hunter. But ho controlled hlmsolf. "Yos, yes!" Ho was thoughtful and guarded. "Do you think It le right to tell?" Marta gasped half inarticulately. "Right? Yes, to hasten tho inevit able to savo lives!" declared Wester llng with dollbernto assurance. "I I wnnt to seo an end of tho kill ing! I" sho sprang to her foot as If about to break away tumultously, but paused, swaying unsteadily, and passed her hand across hor eyes, "Wo intend a general attack on tho first lino of defenso tonight!" ho ex claimed, his supremo thought leaping Into words. "And you would want tho informa tion about tho first lino to-night if if It Is to bo of service?" "Yes, to-night!" Marta brought her hands together In a tight clasp. Her gazo fluttered for n minute ovor tho too-table. When she lookod up her oyes wero calm. "It Is a big thing, Isn't It?" sho eald. "A thing not to be dono In an impulso. I try novor to do big things In an Im pulse. Whon I seo that I am In dan ger of It I always say: 'Go by your solf and think for half an hour!' So I must now. In a little while I will let you know my decision." Without further formality sho start ed across tho lawn to tho torraco stops. Westerllng watched her sharp ly, passing along tho path of tho soc ond torrnce, pacing slowly, head bent, until aho was out of sight. Then ho Btood for a tlmo getting a grip on his own emotions boforo be wont Into tho houeo. CHAPTER XV. In Feller's Place. What am I? What have I done? What am I about to do? shot as forked ehadows ovor tho hot lava-flow of Mar- ta's Impulse. Tho vitality that Wester llng had felt by suggestion from a still profllo rojolced In a quickening ot paco directly sho was out of sight of tho voranda. All tho thinking sho had dono that afternoon had boon in pic tures; somo saying, somo cry, some, groan, or some smllo went with every plcturo. Tho eittlng-room of tho tower was empty to other eyes but not to hers. The lantern was In tho corner at hand. After her hastening stops had carried her along tho tunnel to tho telephone, sho set down tho lantern and pressed the spring that opened the panel door. Another moment and Bho would be op barked on her great adventure In the finality of action. That little ear-piece bocamo a specter of conscience. Sho drew back convulsively and her hands flow to her foco; she was a rocking shadow in tho thin, rcddleh light ot tho lantern. Conscious mind had torn oft tho mask from subconscious mind, reveal ing tho true naturo of tho change that war had wrought In her. Sho who had resented Poller's part what a part sho had boon playing I Every word, every shade of expression, overy tell ing pauso of abstraction after Wester llng confessed that he had mado war for his own ends had beon subtly promptod by a purposo whoso actuality terrified her. Hor hypocrisy, sho realized, was as black as tho wall of darkness boyond tho lnntorn's gloam. Then this demor alization pnssod, as a nightmare passes, with Westorllng's boast again In her cars. When war's principles, onoctod by men, woro based on sinister trickery callod strategy nnd tactics, should not women, using such wonpons as they had, also fight tor tholr homcB? Mar ta's hands swept down from hor oyes; sho was on flro with roaolution. Forty miles away a boll in Lan Btron's bedroom nnd at his dosk rang simultaneously. At tho tlmo ho and Partow wero seated facing each other acroes a map on tho table of tho room whoro thoy worked together. No per suasion of tho young vico-chlef, no edict of tho doctors, could mnko the old chief take exerclso or shorten his hours. "I know. I know myself!"' ho sold. "I know my duty. And you are learn ing, my boy, learning!" Every day tho flabby cheeks grew pastior and the pouches undor the eye brows heavier. But thero was no dimming of the eagle flashes of the eyes, no weakening of tho will. Last night Lanstron had turned as white as chalk whon Partow staggered on rising from tho table, tho volns on his tomplos knotted blue whip-cords. Yet after a fow hours' sloop ho reappeared with firm Btop, fresh for tho fray. Tho paraphernalia around theso two was tho same as that around Wester llng. Only tho ntnosphore of tho staff was different. Each man was perform ing tho part set for him. No man know much of any other man's part. Partow alono know nil, and Lanstron was try ing to grasp nil and praying that Par tow's old body should still food his mind with energy. Lanstron waB thin ner and paler, a new and glittering In tensity In his oyes. When word of Feller's defection came, Lanstron realized for the first tlmo by Partow's manner that tho old chlof ot staff, with all his deprecntlon of tho tolophouo schemo na chimerical, had grounded a hopo on It. "Thero wi.e tho chanco that wo might know bo vital to tho defonso what they woro going to do boforo and not aftor the attack," ho said. Yot the story of how Follor yielded to tho temptation ot tbo automatic bad mado tho nostrils of the old war-horso qulvor with a dramatic breath, and In stoad of tho command of a battery of guns, which Lanstron had promised, tho chlof mado It a battullon. Ho had drawn down his brows whon ho heard that Marta had asked that tho wlro bo loft Intact; ho had shot n ehrowd, questioning glanco at Lanstron and thon beat a tattoo on tho tablo and halt grinned as ho grumbled under his breath: "She Is afraid ot bolug lonesome! No harm dono!" A woek bad passed since the Grays had taken the Galland bouse, and still no word from Marta. The ring ot the bell brought Lanstron to hie feet with a strrtled, boyish bound. "Vory springy, that tendon of Achlllesl" muttered Partow. "And, my boy, take care, tako caro!" ho callod suddenly In his sonorous volco, aa vast and billowy as his body. it was Marta'e volco and yot not Marta's, this volco that boat In nerv ous waves over tho wlro. "Lanny Yes, I, Lanny! You wero right. Westerllng planned to mako war deliberately to satisfy his ambition. He told me so. Tho first general at tack on tho first lino of defenso Is to night. Westerllng says sol" Sho had to pauso for breath. "And, Lanny, 1 want to know somo position of tho Browns which Is weak not actually weak, maybo, but some position whero tho Grays expoct terrlbio rosietanco and will not find It whoro you will lot them in!" "In tho name of Marta! Martn, what" "I am going to fight for tho Browns for my homo!" In tho sheor satisfaction of explain ing herself to horsolf, of voicing her sentiments, sho sont tho pictures which had wrought tho chango moving across tbo screon before Lanstron's amazed vision. Thoro was no room for Inter ruption on his part, no question or need of ono. The wlro Boomed to quiver with the militant tension of her spirit. It was Marta aflamo who was talking at tho other end; not aflamo for him, but with a purpose that re vealed all tho latent strength of her personality and daring. "I shall have to ask Partow. It's a pretty big thing." "Yes only that Is not all my plan, my little plan. Aftor they havo taken the first lino of defense and they will get It, won't they?" "Yes, we shall yield In the end, yield rathor than suffer too great losses thero that will weaken the defense on the main line." "Then 1 wnnt to know whoro It Is that you want Westerllng to attack on tho main llnc,so that we can got him to attack thero. That that will holp, won't It?" "Yes." "Of courso, all tho whllo I shall be getting news from him whon I havo proved my loyalty and havo his com pleto confidence and I'll telephone It to you. I am suro I can get something worth whllo with you to direct me; don't you think so, Lanny? I'll hold the wlro, Lanny. Ask Partow!" she concluded. Of the two eho was the steadier. "Well?" said Partow, looking up at the sound of Lanstron's stop. Then ho half raised himself from his chair at sight of a Lanstron with eyes In a daze of brilliancy; a Lanstron with his maimed hand twitching la an out stretched gesture; a Lanstron In the dilemma of being at tho same tlmo lovor and chief of Intelligence. Should he let her make tho sacrifice ot every thing that he hold to bo sacred to a woman's delicacy? Should ho not re turn to the telephone and tell hor that ho would not permit her to play such a part? Partow's voice cut In on his demoralization with the sharpness of a blade. "Well, whal, man, what?" he de manded. Ho feared that the girl might bo dead. Anything that could upset Lanstron In this fashion struck a chord of sympathy and apprehension. LanBtron advanced to tho tablo, pressed hlo hands on the odge, and, now mastor of himself, began an ac count of Marta's offer. Partow's form less arms lay Inert on tho tablo, his soft, pudgy fingers outspread on tho map and his bulk settled deep in the chair, whilo his eagle eyes woro see ing through Lanstron, through a moun tain range, Into tho eyes of a woman and a general on tho veranda of nn "I'm Going to Fight For the Browns For My Home!" enemy's headquarters. The plan meant giving, giving In tho hopo ot receiving much In return. Would ho got tho re turn? "A woman was the Ideal ono for the taBk wo lntrustod to Fellor," ho mused, "a gentlewoman, big onougb, adroit onough, with her soul In tho work as no paid woman's could bo! Thero seemed no such ono In tho world!" "But to lot hor do It!" gasped Lan stron. "It Is hor suggestion, not yours? Sho offers horsolf? Sho wants no per suasion?" Partow asked Bharply. "Kutlroly hor suggestion," said Lan stron. "Sho offers herself for her country for Uio cause for which our soldlora will glvo their lives by the thousands. It Is u tlmo of sacrifice" Partow raised his arms. Thoy woro not formless as ho brought thorn down with sledgohammer forco to tho table. "Your tondon of Achlllos? My boy, she Is your sword-arm!" Ills sturdy forefinger ran along the lino ot fron tier under his eyo with llttlo staccato leaps. "Eh?" ho chuckled significantly, finger poised. "Let them ud the Bordlr road and IfllliRB on to redoubts 88 and 37, you mean?" asked Lanstron. "You have ltl The position looks Important, but so well do wo com mand It that It Is not really vital. Yob, the Bordlr road la hor bait for Westor ling I" Partow wavod his hand as if the affair wero settled. "But," interjected Lanstron, "wo have also to docldo on tho point of the main defenso which she Is to make Westorllng think Is weak." "Hm-m!" grumbled Partow. "That is not necessary to Btart with. We can give that to her later ovor tho tele phone, can't wo, eh?" "Sho asked for it now." "Why?" demanded Partow with one of his shrowd, piercing looks. "Sho did not say, but I can guess," explained Lanstron. "Sho must put all her cards on tho tablo; sho must tell Westerllng all she knows at onco. If sho tolls him piecemeal it might lead to tho supposition that sho still had somo means of communication with tho Browns." "Of courso, of courso!" Partow spat ted tho flat of his hand rosoundlngly on the map. "As I decided the flrat tlmo I mot her, she has a head, and when a woman has a head for that sort of thing thoro Is no beating her. Well" ho was looking straight into Lanstron's oyes, "Well, I think we know tho point whero wo could draw them In on tho main line, eh?" "Up the apron of tho approach from tho Engadlr valley. We yield the ad vance redoubts on olther side." "Meanwhile, we havo massed heavily behind tho redoubt. Wo retake the ad vance redoubts In a counter-attack and " Partow brought his flst Into his palm with a smack. "Yes, If we could do that! If wo could got thom to expend their nttaok thero!" put In Lanstron vory excitedly for him. "We must! Sho shall help!" Par tow was on his feet. Ho had reached across tho tablo and seized Lanstron's shouldorB In a powerful If flesh-padded grip. Then he turned Lanstron around toward tho door of his bed room and gave him a mighty slap of affection. "My boy, tho brightest hopo of victory we havo is holding tho wire for you. Toll hor that a beardod old behemoth, who can kneol as gracefully aa n rheumatic rhlnoceroB, Is on both knees at hor feet, kissing her hands and trying his best, in the namo ot mercy, to keep from breaking Into verso of his own composition." Back at tho telephone, Lanstron, In tho fervor of tho cheer and tho enthu siasm that had transported his chief, gavo Marta Partow's message. "You, Marta, are our brightest hope of victory!" (TO BE3 CONTINUED.) SEEMS THAT INSTINCT ERRS Deluded Rabbits That Make Homes In OH Pipes In California Birds' Grave Error. That almost unerring Instinct which carries animals through grave dan gers has lod in many Instances in the Midway and Sunset oil fields of Cali fornia to tholr undoing, tho Scientific Amerltan remarks. Chief among such victims aro rabbits and water fowl. A jackrabblt and a cottontail find a nlco round, smooth hole. Thero are many such In tho oil fields where oil piping is a necessity for tho transpor tation of oil to tho roflnorlos. Tho rab bits decldo to set up housekeeping thero. Tho cottontail desires a per manent home, and tho Jackrabblt wants a refuge safo from malevolent man. Soon thoy discover their habitat Is being moved. No doubt they are frightened, but they instinctively stay within their rotreat Ono end of tho holo is qlosod. Even then they do not leave soon tno other end of tho holo is darkened. Then it Is darkness eternal for tho furry pair. Somo tlmo later it Is discovered that a nowly laid oil plpo Is choked. After a groat labor the lino is disjointed and tho remains of many rabbits removed. Thousands of rabbits havo been thus exterminated In tho oil fields. Tho death rate among wator fowl Is ovon greater. Again, as with tho rab bits, Instinct leads them to certain de struction. Evory llttlo lake of oil In the vicinity of a gusher is a trap for the unthinking birds. At twilight and dawn these tar-colored lakes appear as bodies of water to the deluded fowL Good Legs or Crutches. Professor O'Shea's article, In which he speaks of parents who fail to help tholr children by helping them too much, points out a common weakness. It Is easier, for all of us to tell some thing than to teach It. So It Is easier to tell the boy who wants to use the word "ordinary" how to spell It than to glvo him tho help that means ho will bo ablo to spell the word again himself. But what will he do when ho wants to use tho word Bome time when no one Is by to help him? Ho Is not really learning his leBson any moro than a child would bo lenrnlng to walk who never let go his mother's hand. Tho boy or girl who leans always on some ono else may get through this work, but ho Is not getting an educa tion. It Is no real kindness to htm to teach him always to rely on others. Whon ho gots away from school Into tho competitive life of men and wom en ho will find himself sadly handi capped If ho must always ask some ono elso how his work Is to bo dono. Milwaukee Journal. Aptly Answered. Paddy Oaffnoy was after getting tho old-ago pension, and wended his way to tho post ofllco for his flrat grant. Paddy couldn't writo his name, but managed to mako a cross nil right Tho postmaster, wishing to havo a Joko with him, said: "Now, Paddy, don't you think 'twas hardly worth your whUn to como so fnr to mako that croa-r "Well," replied Paddy, "no cross, no crown, mo boy." True Devotion. Llttlo Katharine had a big dog which sue loved doarly Ono cold night Bho asked If tho dog could como Into the house for n whllo. Hor moth or said; "Yes; but as soon as ho bo gtnB to scratch, you must put him right out." Later Katharlno was heard to exclaim1 "O, Uottlo, don't scratch, toll me where It Itches, and 111 scratch It for you "Chleag. Tribune MANY BACHELORS IN BRITAIN Newspaper Points Out That There Is Plenty of Material for the "New Army." England Is tho land of bachelors, so thnre Is plonty of material for our "now army" without any of tho mar ried men. Indeed, wo could safely exempt not only tho married but the betrothed and still raise an nrmy of 500,000 men, assuming, as wo suroly may, that only one man In two be tweon tho ages of twenty nnd thirty flvo Is physically fit. One works it out in this way: In England and Wales alono thero aro 4,250,000 men botween the ag09 of twonty and thirty-five, and over 2,250,000 of thom aro bacholors. To give tho round figures, between tho ages of twenty and twen-ty-flvo thero aro 1,275,000 bacholora to 275,000 married men; from twenty-five to thirty there aro 750,000 bachelors to 750,000 married men (half and half), and from thirty to thlrty-flve thero aro 375,000 bachelors to 1,000, 000 married men. This gives us our total of 2,250,000 bacholors of all re crultablo ages in England and Wales alono. It remains to show that thero aro a million bacholors who are not en gaged to bo married (or rathor who aro certain not to marry, for tho num ber not engaged to be married must bo larger). Between twenty and twen-ty-flvo, naturally, most men are bach elors; to be oxact, flvo out of six are unmarried. Between tho ages of twen-ty-flvo and thirty one man In two Is a bacholor. Between thirty and thlrty-flve ono man in four Is a bachelor. Between thlrty-flvo and forty ono man In flvo Is a bachelor, between forty nnd forty-flvo ono In seven, and be tween forty-five and fifty ono in eight. Ono may consider that men who are Btlll unmarried between thlrty-flvo and forty aro pretty confirmed bachelors, so ono may tako it that one-fifth of tho total mnle population has no in tentlon or expectation of marrying. This gives us over eight hundred thou sand bachelors. Assuming half ot them to be physically fit, that gives us 400,000 men. Tho remaining 100, 000 could bo thrown In by Scotland nnd Ireland, representing tho propor tion of their population to that of England and Wales. Manchester Guardian. The Latest Amusement. Down In New Mllford, which Is In Connecticut, a new form of amuse ment has been discovered. Of course It may not appeal to all of us but ihat Is to bo expected, you know. Not all of us bellovo In poker, pugilism or nny ono of half a dozen other diver eions that might be mentioned, do we? Tho now game which Is to put Now Mllford on tho map with Petrograd, Czenstochowa, Przomysl and the other prominent places, Is this: Catch a nlco, lively rooster. Place It in a store window alongside a can of corn containing 1,000 or moro kernels. Starve the rooster for 21 hours. Then register your guess as to how many kernels It will eat at a meal and up FCt the corn. The game is said to bo highly diverting to persons partici pating. It contains an clement of cruel ty, to bo sure. This is held by some to add zest to the game. By others It Is said to arouse Indignation and disgust. What the rooBter thinks of it cannot bo recorded, of course. Yes some of us aro easily amused, that's a fact. Detroit Free Press. Man Wanted. Representative W. R. Oglesby of Now York Is known to fame socially In Washington as the champion golf player In tho houso, and, while on tho links lately ho heard the following story told by a senator friend. It seems that this senator has a sister-in-law who is a woman of some years nnd Is much loved by her nieces nnd nephews, who aro yot of a ten dor age, believing In Santa Claus. Last Christinas tho kids wero skirmishing around to get stockings big enough to hold tho goodies and presents they expected Santa Claus to bring. "Well, Aunt Mary," chirped one plump boy, "how big would a stocking havo to bo to hold all you want?" "Not very large, Charlie," laughod tho aunt. "All I wish could Just fit In a pair of sox nicely." Self-Control. Ono valuable way of practicing self control is in checking grumbling, and an unnecessary display of vexation at potty Inconveniences. A workman has fulfilled his task imperfectly, some order Is wrongly executed, some ono keeps you waiting unreasonably; peo plo are careless or forgetful, or do what thoy havo In hand badly. Try not to be disturbed, be Just, and show tho parsons to blamo whero they are wrong, even (If it bo needful) make them do the thing ovor again proper ly; but refrain from diffuse or vehe ment expressions of displeasure. A naturally quick, Impetuous person will find that to cultivate a calm external habit Is a, groat holp towards gaining tho Inward oven spirit ho needs. H. L. Sidney Lear. The Black Sea. Tho Black sea in without rival in changes of namo expressive of human feelings toward It. To tho ancient Greek navigators It was at first known as tho Pontus Axonos, tho Inhosptt ablo sea, on account of tho savagery shown by tho natives of Its shores. Later it became the Pontus Euxtnus, tho Hospitable sea; elthor simply for tho sake of changing an ill-omened namo to a tlattoring ono, or in allusion to tho growth of Greek commerco nnd colonization round tho sea. Finally tho Turks called It tho Black sea, be pauso Its sheltered oxpanso. Its storms and Its fogs contrasted with tho bright Aegean which they had previously known. Ready Means to Identification. Richardson Wright recently mado an appointment to meet a strangor in a Hartford hotel, and ovor tho tolo phouo ho described himself as being a round person with an Incipient mustache When tlm stranger finally found him Mr. Wright asked how he was ablo to recognize him bo quickly Back camo tho ready answer: "Looked up 'Incipient' In tho dictionary," Kan as City Star 10 TILL UNOCCUPIED CANADIAN LANDS THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT ASKING FOR INCREASED ACRE AGE IN GRAIN, TO MEET EUROPEAN DEMAND. Thero aro n number of holders of land In Western Canada, living In the United States, to whom tho Canadian Government will shortly mako nn ap peal to placo tho unoccupied areas thoy nro holding under cultivation. Tho lands aro highly productive, but In a state of idleness they aro not giving any revenue beyond tho un earned increment and aro not of tho bonefit to Canada that these lands could eaBily bo mado. It Is pointed out that tho demand for grains for years to como wilt cause good pricea for all that can bo produced. Not only will tho price of grains bo af fected, but also will that of cattle, hogs and horses, In fact, everything that can be grown on tho farms. Whon placed under proper cultivation, not tho kind that is often resorted to, which lessens yield and land values, many farms will pay for themselves in two or thrco years. Careful and In tensive work Is required, and If this Is given in tho way It Is given to the high-priced lands of older settled countries, surprising results will fol low. Thero aro those who aro paying rent, who should not bo doing so. They would do better to purchase lands In Western Canada at tho present low prico at which they aro being offered by land companies or prlvato individ uals. These havo been held for tho high prices that many would have realized, but for tho war and tho finan cial stringency. Now is tho time to buy; or If It Is preferred advantago might bo taken of tho ofTer of 160 acres of land free that Is mado by the Dominion Government. Tho man who owns hts farm has a life of indepen dence. Then again there aro those who are renting who might wish to contlnuo as renters'. They havo some means as well as sufficient outfit to be gin In a now country whero all the advantages are favourable. Many ol tho owners of unoccupied lands would be willing to lenso them on reasonable terms. Then again, attention Is drawn to tho fact that Western Canada num bers amongst its most successful farm ers, artisans, business men, lawyers, doctors and many other professions, Farming today Is a profession. It i no longer accompanied by tho drudg ery that wo were acquainted with a generation ago. Tho fact that a man Is not following a farming life today, does not preclude him from going on a Western Cannda farm tomorrow, and making a success of it. If ho is not In possession of Western Canada land that ho can convert Into a farm ho should secure some, mako it a farm by equipping it and working It himself. Tho man who has been hold ing his Western Canada land waiting for tho profit he naturally expected has been Justified in doing so. Its agricultural possibilities are certain and suro. If he has not realized im mediately by making a sale, ho should not worry. But to let it Ho idle Is not good business. By getting it placed under cultivation a greater profit will como to him. Have it cultivated by working It himself, or got somo good representative to do it. Set about get ting a purchaser, a Tenter or some ono to operate on shares. Tho department of tho Dominion Government having charge of tho Im migration, through Mr. W. D. Scott, Superintendent at Ottawa, Canada, la directing tho attention of non-resident owners of Western Canada lands to tho fact that money will bo made out of farming these lands. The agents of tho Department, located at different points In tho States, aro rendering as sistance to this end. Advertisement. A Sting In His "Compliment." "My dear," said Mr. Hawkins to his better half tho other evening, "do you know that you have one of tho best voices in the world?" "Indeed?" replied tho delighted Mrs. H., with a flush of prldo at tho com nllment. "Do vou really think so?" 4IT .1I J I ..nllmiHj ilin llrtOf '. less husband, "otherwlseitt would Jmv been worn out long ago TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS? Saya Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid- Which Clogs the Kidneys and Irritates the Bladder. Most folks forget that tho kidneys, llko tho bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need n flushing occasionally, elso we havo backache and dull misery In the kidnfcy region, severe. head aches, rheumatlo-,i.wlnges, torpid liver, acid Btomachf sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders.. -" You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an acho or pain in tho -kidney region, get about four ounces otTad Salts from any good drug store here, tako a tablespoonful In a glass of water before 'break'fast for a few daya and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts, is made from tho acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with llthla, and Is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate thom to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids In tho urlno so it no longer Irritates, thus ending blad der disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; Inexpensive-; makes a delightful offefvescent llthla. water drink which everybody-should tnjto now and thon to keep their kid. noys clean, thus avoiding serious con plications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be; lleve in overcoming kidney troub'lo vhllo It Is only trouble. Adr. He Felt for Them. "I bato to seo two girls kUs e&cb other." "Envy, eh?" "Not at all pltj."' St. Louts Tlmeft,