DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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Rheumatism
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it penetrates to tho bono and
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Mr, Jamit E. Alexander, of North
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bad one night when sitting in my chair,
that I had to Jump on my feet to get
relief. I at onco applied your Liniment
to the affected part and in leu then ten
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ever used."
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TYPHOID
Is no more necessary
than Smallpox. Army
experience has demonstrated
the almost miraculous effl
icr, and barmletsness, of Antityphoid Vaccination.
Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and
Tour family. It Is more vital than bouse Insurance.
Ask your physician, drugztst, or send for Have
Too had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine,
results from use, and dancer from Typhoid Carriers.
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Son Doubts Dad's Marksmanship.
Dr. Dan W. Layman, who has a
anuskelungo catching record, and who
is proud of his ability in the hunting
Held, tells a good story on himself.
Mrs. Layman had Just completed read
ing an article In tho News on tho foot-and-mouth
cattle disease and the pos
sibility of rabbits being infected with
tho malady, when the doctor said to
her;
"Mother, I believe 1 will go hunting
tho rest of the week."
"I don't believe I would go If I
were you. I am afraid tho rabbits
are all sick," replied Mrs. Layman.
Then seven-year-old Dan, Jr., spoke
up. "Let father go, mother," ho said.
"Maybo ho could hit a rabbit If they
are all sick."
Some Daughter.
"Who Is that haughty-looking, dark
lady on tho right?"
"That is Slgnora Juarez-Torreon-Va-ranza-Quilla
of Mexico."
"And what are all those badges, but
tons and medals with which she is al
most covered?"
"Why, she's a daughter of Three
Hundred and Twenty-nlno Revolu
tions 1" Judge.
And They So Scarce, Too.
"While in Washington I visited tho
navy ynrd and lunched on a battle
ship." "You must have a cast-Iron diges
tion." To Build
Strong
Children
Supply their growing bodies
with right food, so that Brain,
and Muscle, and Bone devel
opment may evenly balance.
Grape-Nuts
FOOD
was originated to supply, in
proper proportion, the very
elements reauired by the
human body for growth and
repair.
To supply children a dish
of Grape-Nut and cream
for breakfast regularly, is to
start them on the road to
sturdy health.
"There's a Reason"
for
Grape-Nuts
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HOI
E BUI
LEARN K1SDI
Structures Now Designed for the
Individual Needs of the
Family.
CONVENIENCE A VITAL POINT
Housekeeper Should Be the First to
Be Consulted When Building Is
Projected Placing of Win
dows Always x Matter of
Greatest Importance.
By WILLIAM A. RADFORD.
Mr. William A. Tlndford will answer
questions nnd Klvo advlco KRKK OP
COST on nil subjects portnlnlnrc to tlio
subject of -building, for tho readers of this
paj.er. On account of his wldo-oxpcrlenco
ns Editor, Author and Manufacturer, ho
Is, without doubt, tho highest authority
on alt theso subjects. Address all Inquiries
to William A. Radford, No. 1R27 Frnlrle
nvenut Chicago, 111., nnd only enclose
two-cent stafhp for reply.
Some general observations on home
building will not bo out of place, for
tho benefit of tho Intending builder,
before describing the plan shown in
this connection. Tho long-felt want
for an artistically expressed and con
veniently arranged small house is
being filled. Tho man with $2,500 to
$5,000 which ho wants to put into a
house can now have a cottage which
will, in design and plan, express, his
Individuality. And it Is true that tho
houso should reflect the tasto of Its
owner or occupant.
Homo builders have come to reallzo
that a houso should possess individu
ality without being freakish. The
hammor-and-saw square box of n
houso, or tho frightful creation with
eaves extending out barely six inches
never sells, let alono being a placo for
habitation. Architects as a rule are
putting forth their best efforts in tho
lino of designing houses that will bo
artistic and beautiful to look upon.
The architect realizes that first of all
tho plan must be arranged to meet
the needs of the family.
Tho court of last resort In the plan
ning of a house should not bo tho ar
chitect, should not bo tho man of tho
house. Tho final dictum must bo giv
en, and is given In most coses, by the
wife and mother. And provided what
she wants is within tho bounds of ar
chitectural limits, let her havo it, for
she Is thero tho whole live-long day
and ought to havo the last say, as she
will have, any way. Another thing,
the design will be influenced by the
stto the building is to occupy.
Theso points decided, tho restric
tions lie only in tho materials to bo
used and tho amount of money to bo
spent. It is safe to use the materials
found in tho Immediate vicinity. They
will harmonize with tho landscape
better. A brick house Is as much out
of place In the woods as a log bun
galow would be on a city boulevard.
Most houses are tho result of years
of thought and study, and one of the
chief factors to be considered Is tho
slto itself.
There should bo a generous living
room placed so that it will have tho
benefit of the afternoon sun if possi
ble. A dining room is well placed If
it has a good eastern exposure. Tho
placing of windows in groups of two
t3"
First Floor Plan.
or three or more gives a pleasing ap
pearance to tho sldo walls which form
centers of Interest that attract tho
oyo. Casement windows are vory at
tractive with their small square or
diamond panes, which suggest protec
tion to tho inmates from tho Incle
ment weather without. Casement
windows should be mado to open out.
Windows should always bo placed In
two Bides of a room to furnish ventila
tion It possible.
Tho kitchen and pantry windows
should be higher from tho floor than
tho other windows. In placing win
dows and doors In a room seo that
sufficient mill space is left for tho
furniture. Many a room has been
built in which space could not bo
found for a bed. Have all tho floors
and Btalr treads of hardwood if pos
sible. They cost less Uian soft wood
and carpets, and from every stand
point of health, beauty, service and
economy in timo or labor and house
hiring nro far superior Oak and
LDERS
"1 J rtirwrjj.
.' '. '.Vll
maplo make tho best floors, but hard
comb-grain plno floors are quite pro
Rontnblo If tho better ones are not ob
tainable. Now, ns to tho design of tho houso
shown hero. In size It Is thirty feet
six inches wldo nnd thirty-four foot
six Inches long, exclusive of porches.
This houso Is planned for finish In ce
ment stucco. A wldo porch with mas
slvo pillars extends across tho front.
This Itself is n feature, and nffords a
relief from tho familiar porch columns
one sees on ovory hand. Masntvcncss
Is tho impression tho porch gives
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Second Floor Plan.
And thP outside chimney gives a hint
of tho rent fireplace within nnd tells
its own story of tho cheery rooms of
tho house. Entrnnco is had Into a
good-sized hall from which a stairway
leads to a second floor. Tho living
room Is twenty-ono feet long nnd fif
teen feet six inches wido. Tho dining
room back of tho living room Is four
teen feet wide and fifteen feet long.
This room has a window seat. Tho
kitchen is accesslblo to tho dining
room through a pantry of ample slzo.
On tho second floor are four bedrooms,
each provided with a clothes closet
and a bathroom.
Tho estimated cost of this fine houso
Is $3,500.
DANCE WHILE BULLETS FLY
British Officers Defending the Lega
tion In Peking Joyous In the
Face of Death.
Probably tho most extraordinary
danco ever known was ono given at
tho Drttish legation during tho siege
of Peking. Death was treading on the
very heels of tho dancere, but they
gave a regular nnd very successful
ball not a scratch "hop," but with a
bond, supper, programs, an "M. C,"
and all tho othei apparatus. The
dancing began at 10 p. m., and lasted
most of the night, while all tho time
thousands of Chinese fiends were
swarming round tho placo, yelling for
blood.
When tho relfoved officers came off
duty they repaired to the ballroom.
while the former batch of male part
ners took up their rifles and went out
to the defense. Not a single casualty
had occurred then, nor did one happen
during tho ball, by some extraordinary
chance; yet some determined assaults
wore made by tho besiegers, and threo
times a waltz was stopped short In
tho middle for all tho men to turn out
and help In tho defeneo.
Clever Utilization of Power.
At a mine in South Africa, says
PromothouB, tho water supply has to
be drawn from a considerable distance,
and must, on its way, cross a ridgo
somo COO feet high. Tho water ar
riving at tho mine Is thus under con
siderable head, and power Is recov
ered from it by means of Pelton
wheels driving dynamos. In this way
from 90 to 160 horsepower is gained,
according to the volume of water flow
ing, and is utilized for various pur
poses at tho mlno. At another mlno
the cars convoying tho oro run down
an inclino a vertical distance of about
250 fqet. From the 24200 tons of oil
dally mined some fifty horso power of
electrical energy is hero recovered by
winding tho cable of each car around
a drum which actuates a dynamo.
Her Time Occupied.
An Interested visitor who was mak
ing tho final call lp the tenement dis
trict, rising, said: "Well, my good
woman, I must go now. Is thero any
thing I can do for you?" "No, thank
ye, mom," replied tho submerged ono.
"Yo mustn't mind it if I don't return
tho call, will yo? I haven't any timo)
to go slummln' mesolf."
Confusing.
"Which do you find moro service
nblo, blonde or brunetto stenograph
ers?" "I'm unable to say. My brunette
stenographer was a blondo when I
hired her."
Saw More There.
"This burlesquo show doesn't Inter
est me much."
"No? Why not?"
"Woll, to tell tho truth, I spent six
weeks at tho seashore this Bummer."
An Inquiry.
"I don't kno much about golf, but
I would llko to ask ono thing."
"What is that?"
"At a golf function do they havs
tee caddies? "
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Ceou Rhodes
RHODESIA preserves In Its namo
tho memory of tho cmplro
builder Cecil Rhodes, to whoso
courageous foresight Its ex
lstenco 1b duo. Unfortunate
ly, ho was too late to secure for tho
territory tho outlet to tho seaboard
without which ovory country is moro
or le8B of n dependency, says tho
Montreal Family Herald and Wookly
Star.
On either side of Rhodesia, east
and west, already extended two grent
German colonlos. To tho south of
East Gorman Africa nnd to tho north
of West Gorman Africa was a Por
tuguese colony, so that all hopo of
gaining n deep water frontago for
Rhodosta by natural extension was
cut off.
Gorman West Africa Is not a very
valuable possession, bolng generally
rocky, sterile, unwholesome, and
having no safo harbors. It pos
sesses dlamantlferous "bluo clay,"
however, which has produced somo,
If so far not many, diamonds, and
tho rocks may contain minerals.
Both the western and eastern col
onlos receive subsidies from tho
homo government. Dut, then, the
Gormans aro not trained in tho busi
ness of managing colonies. Under
British rule, tho eastern colony, at
any rato, would have been self-supporting
from the first. It Is fertile,
and has wide stretches of valuable
land. Cotton does well thero. Shoop
thrive as woll as In Australia. There
nro no fatal pests for cattle, except
ing far Inland, and the trouble is not
exceptionally serious.
In fact, Gorman East Afrlcn would
becomo n second Argentina under
really capable management.
Fine for Stock Raising.
Tho recent purchnso of a large
tract of land In Rhodesia for tho
purposo of stock raising by an Amer
ican syndicate has drawn tho atten
tion of the public t6 tho possibilities
that exist in South Africa for this
industry.
If properly developed that country
would in timo becomo a serious com
petitor to tho Argentine Republic,
which heads tho world's list today as
a meat exporter.
Thero would be no trouble about
summer feeding. Thero aro largo
tracts of land on tho high voldt that
aro unsuitable for cultivation, bolng
stony by nature, which produco
good crops of grass, flvo or six
months of tho year. On theso at
present aro grazed a limited num
ber of cattlo, sheep and goats, which
could bo vory largely increased in
number wore provision made for win
ter feeding by tho growing of corn, or
other foreign crops In northern coun
tries. The Boer farmer of today is
Blowly recovering from tho enormous
losses ho sustained in tho lato war,
when his shoop and goats wore slaugh
tered by tho thousand nnd his cattlo
commandeered for military purposes.
But In a few years moro ho should
havo his stock replenished In tho nat
ural course of events, unless ho loses
moro animals than usual through
somo of the sicknesses of tho country.
Flve-Thousand-Acre Farms.
The average size of a farm runs to
about flvo thousand acroB, but when
we consider that this will probably in
clude part of a kopje or mountain,
Or Fill a Zeppelin.
Representative Lewis of Maryland,
who is inclined to quietude, has little
timo to waBto on those geniuses who
periodically arise and bespatter the
Congressional Record with complicate
ed oratory. A congressman of this
Btrlpo had arisen tho other day and
was declaiming the merits of tho Con
stitution. Ho had used up about a thou
sand words to establish tho fact that
tho Constitution was a meritorious
document, nnd ho had always heard it
woll spoken of.
Out in tho lobby Representative
Lewis was yawning fiercely. A col
Icaguo camo to him.
"Great little talker, isn't ho?" said
-Talker!" "fl'aid Lewis. "Why, if tho
ims that man has spouted slnco ho'B
boon In congress could bo put In ono
bae thoro'd bo enough to pull tho city
of Washington out u n.u t-a,
Servta's Double Palace.
Tho royal palaco at Belgrade, which
has been attracting tho Austrian flro.
really consists of two separate build
Iiich i) r old palaco, coram'" n' U"nn
monumdnt
and that probably half of it Is of
very llttlo valuo oxcopt for grazing,
thero ,1s nothing wonderful about
that. Tho only parts that nro put un
der cultivation nro tho valloyB and
stretches by tho riverside. If an
ordinary farmer puts 100. Acres undo!
cultivation ho 1b considered to bo farm
ing In a largo way.
Altogether there aro 439,575 square
miles of land In northern and south
ern Rhodesia, on which there is a
population of only 1,593,550, and only
25,000 of theso whites.
Tho country has no direct outlet.
Ub communication with tho sea bo
lng through Portuguoso East Africa.
Two-thirds at least of southern
Rhodesia llo threo thousand feet and
moro above sea lovol, ubout a quarter
of this being over four thousand foot,
tho highest ground bolng woll suited,
from a cllmatologlcal point of view,
for European settlement.
Generally speaking, Rhodesia 1b not
a country for tho man without cap
ital; tho whito population Is at pres
ent inconsiderable in numbers and is,
in a great measure, Bcattorcd over tho
country on farms and in small mining
centers. Thero are, in conBoquonco,
no communities sufficiently large to
offer regular work to more than a very
limited number of artisans, or city la
borers. It Is generally accepted that
successful farming necessitates a min
imum capital of $5,000 to $10,000. Un
improved land sells at about $1.75 per
aero and upwards.
Laborers Live on Farms.
Tho labor problem is got over by
allowing a number of Kafirs to live
on tho fnrm. They havo permission
to cultivate a certain amount of land
and to grazo tholr cattlo and goats,
In return they must glvo tho farm
or a certain amount of tholr timo for
cultivating his land, and look aftor his
cattlo.
If Kafirs aro scarco tho forme?
will probably Induce somo poor white
families to locate on his farm, who
glvo tholr labor in oxchnngo for tho
privilege of living on tho farm.
They build their own houses and
cultivate enough land to glvo them
a living, but vory seldom grow any.
thing to sell. Tho vrow or wlfo looks
aftor tho garden and fowls, tho eggs
generally going to tho nearest storo
in oxebungo for such necesaarlos of
life as sugar and tea.
Tho high veldt farmor can, by Judi
cious burning of tho grass on certain
sections, keep a supply of green grass
all winter, and theroby keep his cat
tlo In good condition. Somo follow an
other course. They hlro a farm on
tho low veldt whore tho grass 1b bet
ter in winter, and bring the stock
by slow mnrchos from tho highlands
to tho hired farm, grazing them by
tho road over which thoy travel. As
there aro practically no fences, ex
cepting uround cultivated land, thero
1b no difficulty In feeding on tho way.
Is a Tropical Country.
It must not bo forgotten Rhodesia
Is entirely within tho tropics, which
extend to tho twenty-third dogroo of
latitude on either Bide of tho Equator,
and that, gonorally spoaklng, it is in
this area that a uniformly high tem
perature provalls, tho mean annual
figures being at from 73 degrees to 82
degrees Fahrenheit. Tho average for
tho wholo of Rhodesia 1b, howevor,
considerably less than this, owing to
tho difference in altitude.
as tho Konak, and tho now palaco,'
completed nuout 1887. Tho Konak Is
n long, low, ytTloW-colorod building of
two stories, but tho now pniaco Is a
lofty edifice, with resplendent golden
dome. Tho palaces stand on nn eleva
tion, with gardens running down to tho
Torntsia, tho principal boulevard of
Belgrade, f
How Jonah Got Religion.
At tho conforenco of tho Evangelical
Lutheran Society of Northern Illinois
held at Emmanuol church, tho Itev. II.
E, Zimmerman of Mount Morris, III.,
Bpoko on "Jonah and tho Whalo."
"Jonah became depressed," said the
spoakor, "while In tho whalo and this
resulted In a rollglous oxporlonce that
brought him to know his God. Thoro
aro a lot of 'floaters' In tho church
who recclvo all tho bonoflts and do not
contribute a penny until thoy get In a
tight placo." Chicago Herald.
Double Lack of Understanding.
Ono half of tho world, dlssatlsflod
with what It has, can't understand
how tho other half can bo dissatisfied
with what It hasn't
VITAL
Dlscaso germs arc on every hand. They aro In tho very air
wo breathe. A system "run down" is a prey for them. Ono
mu9t have vital forco to withstand them. Vital force depends
on digestion on whether or not food nourisheson th
quality of blood coursing through the. body.
BR. PIERCE'S
' Golden Medical Discovery
I Strengthens the weak stomach. Gives rood digestion. Enlivens the
I BluRgish liver. Feeds tho starvqd nerves. Again full health and strength
M return. A general upbuilding enables the heart to pump like an engine
running in oil. Tho vitnl force is onco moro established to.. full power.
Year in and year out for over forty years this great health-restoring-
remedy ha9 been Bproading throughout tho entire world because of its
ability to mako tho sick well and tho weak strong. Don't despair of
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Mrs. Barnalnhunter Rudely Awakened
From Contemplation of That
Duck of a Hat.
As usual, tho road was "up" and so
was part of tho street, for that mattor.
Dut it takes moro than this to keep
Mrs. DarKninhunter nt homo. Her two
children comfortably ensconced In tho
baby carriage, sho sailed down tho
yawning street.
"Oh, what a darling of a duck of a
sweet hat I" sho murmured. And, leav
ing tho cnrrlago, sho walked to tho
shop window for a closer look. Ab
sorbed in that darling of a hat, Bho
gazed nt it all unconscious of tho fact
that tho baby carrlago had rolled away
Into n trench, until at last sho wqb
awakened from hor blissful dream by
the gruff voico of a workmnn.
"Say, missus," ho said, "d'yer want
theso kiddles any moro? 'Cos we're
Just going to fill tho hole up!"
Curious Suit.
A curious exposition of cnllousnesB
and greed was recently mado in a civil
suit brought against n Colorado sur
geon. Ho boenmo Interested in tho
case of a crlpplo whom ho found bog
ging in tho street, and by nn operation
roquirlng great skill removed his dis
ability. The relatives of tho crlpplo
promptly brought suit against tho
physician for removing tholr means of
support, claiming that, nB a crlpplo,
tho youth had brought them in an av
erage of about flvo dollars dally, whtlo
now thoy woro compelled to support
him until ho could gain tho means of
earning his living. Tho Judge prompt
ly dismissed tho suit on hearing tho
case for tho prosecution.
To Get Rid of Pimples.
Smear tho affected surface with
Cutlcura Ointment. Lot It remain
flvo mlnntes, then wash off with Cutl
cura Soap nnd hot wator and contlnuo
bathing a fow minutes. Theso fra
grant, BUpcr-creamy emollients quickly
clear tho skin of pimples, blackheads,
redness and roughness, tho scalp of
dandruff nnd itching and tho hands
of chaps and irritations. For freo
sample each with 32-p. Skin Book ad
dress post card: Cutlcuro, Dept. X,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
The Stumbling Block.
"If only grandfather had boon moro
generous," Bho murmured, "I would
say yes."
"But your parents havo consented?"
"Yes, but Aunt Sylvia won't."
"What haB Aunt Sylvia to do with
it?"
"Sho was tho chief beneficiary in
grandfather's will."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottlo of
CASTORIA, a safe and suro remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Tlnnra 41ia
Signature of CT
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castori
Take It or Leavo It
Truvolor (In Southern hotel) Can
I got anything to eat here?
Sambo Yes, nah.
Travolor Such aB what?
Sambo Such as it is, sab.
A Little Joke.
"What makes you think sho'll never
cut a great flguro in any man's life?"
"Well, you seo how petit Bhe 1b 1"
Judgo.
Its Kind.
"That old rooster ovor thoro is or
dering a drink."
"Then I hot it's a cocktail."
fourt OWN umjocnsT wim, tklt. tod
rr Murlno Hjn Ilemrdr for lied, Weak, VVtny
to ana Qranaltd HjeUtUt Mo Hmartlne
I atl Bio comfort. Writs for uoolc of tlm Uy
7 mall Ifroe. Murine Bje Itemed? Co., Clilcafco.
A cynic may bo ono who has discov
ered tho bitterness In stolen sweets.
fCaBadianWheat
to reea ine
The war's fearful devastation
crops has caused an unusual demand for eraln
from the American Continent. The
world must be fed and there Is an
for Canadian wheat, Canada's Invitation to everv
Industrious American is therefore especially attrac
tive. She wants farmers to make moneyand happy.
prosperous homes for themselves walls
to ruse immense wheat crops.
You can get a Homestead
other lands con be bought at remarkably low prices. Think of tho money you
can make with wheat at its present high prices, where for some tlsae it is lia
ble to continue. During many years Canadian wheat.flelds have averaged, 20
bushels to tho acre-many yields as high as 45 bushels to ths acre. Wonderful
crops alio of Oata, Barley and Flax.
Mixed termini Is fully as profitable an Industry as train raisin er. Tfm -rr.i.
lent grassei.full of nutrition.are the
i'",i'v,,1", xjvw vuvWat.. uiMkvein
Military wrrlotlt not comnnlsoiy In Canada, but thew U n extra demand for farm
Ubor to replace tbe many young men who haro Tolunteored for the war. The Gov
ernment tnla Tear le orrlnc fanners ta nut extra act. intn min y,
writ a fnr llteratiirft and
-
ww Runanntflnr3nt ImmlcrntitMi
cv :vrzr:
MriV feweS"?-?".?.
3tl Jacluon
Canadian
FORCE'
Couldn't Reciprocate.
"Hum hoi" Blghed tho Now Hamp
shiro fnrmer, as ho camo in from dowa
town, "Deacon Jones wants mo to. b
pallboaror again to his wlfo's funeral."
"Wal, you'ro goln' to be, ain't ye?
asked tho farmer's hotter half.
"I dunno. Y' know, when Deacon
Jones' fust wlfo died, ho asked mo to
bo a pallbearer, an' I did; and then
his second wlfo died, an I was. the)
samo agnln. An' then ho married thet
Perkins gal, and she died, and I was
pallbearer to that funoral. An' now
wal, I don't llko to bo all tho time ao
ccptln' favors without beln' able to re
turn 'em."
Exquisite Pleasure.
Mr. Qrimbattloy Ono would think
that Talklngton had had enough of his
wife's tonguo, but ho had her make
a lot of phonograph records and he
runs them over every dny while eho's
away.
Mr. Nix But think of tho pleasure
ho gets In talking back when thoy rua
down.
Delles-Lettres.
Two author's wives wero having tea
together.
"My husband," said ono, "often sits
at his desk Just thinking and thinking
and chewing his penhandlo."
"As for my husband," said tho othor,
"ho has already gnawed off a corner
of his typewriter machine."
Plant of the Pessimist.
"Half tho world doesn't know how
tho othor half Hvob."
"But it has its suspicions."
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