DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD: DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. J. , A NURSE TAKES DOCTOR'S ADVICE And is Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pmkham's Veg etable Compound. Euphcmin, Ohio. "Becauso of totaJ Ignornnco of how to caro for myself flWhn verginginto womanhood, and from taking cold when going to school, I suf fered from a displacement, and each month I had severe pains and nausea which always meant a lay-off from work for two to four days from tho time I was 16 years old. " I went to Kansas to live with my sis ter and while there a doctor told me of tho Pinkham remedies but I did not uso them then as my faith in patent medi cines was limited. After my sister died I camo homo to Ohio to livo and that has been my home for tho last 18 years. "The Change of Life came when I was 47 years old and about this timo I saw tny physical condition plainly described In one of your advertisements. Then I began using Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound and I cannot tell you or any one tho relief it gave mo In tho first thrco months. It put mo right whero I need not lay off eveTy month and during tho lost 18 years I havo not paid out two dollars lo a doctor, and havo been blest with excellent health for awo womanof my age and i can thank Lydia E. Pinkham 'sVcgetable Compound for It "Since tho Change of Life is over I have been a maternity nurse and being wholly self-supporting I cannot over estimate tho value of good health. I have now earned a comfortable little homo just by sewing and nursing. I have recommended tho Compound to many with good results, us it is excel lent to tako before and after child birth." Miss Evelyn Adelia Stew ABT, Euphemia, Ohio. If you want special advice rrrlto to Xydia F- Flnkham Medicine Co. (coiiil doulial) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a -woman and hold In strict confidence DENTIST HAD WASTED TIME Really Was No Use Waiting for Pa tient to Close Eye, Seeing Its , Composition. Ho was a nervous man, says the Philadelphia Record. Most men aro when they And themselves In a den tist's chair, but he "was exceptionally 0. The tooth that had to ome out waB quite a small affair from the dentist's point of view. From the pa tient's it felt about the same size as a house. Ijo decided to have gas. The den tist, who was in a hurry to go to a baseball game, tried to persuado him to do without, but he was determined. The dentist, in a fever of impa tience, waited for tho victim of lose consciousness, but the nervous man Insisted on keeping an eye open, though he had enough gas to float an airship. Unable to control himself any long er, the Irate tooth-puller exclaimed: "Let go yourself, man! Shut your eye, you Idiot!" Somewhere from the back-blocks of dreamland the patient murmured sleepily: "Can't it's glass!" When a man says, "I'm built that way," It means that he is both self willed and self-made. Desert News. Unfortunately all classical music doesn't have the accent on tho class. L. DQUCLAS YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEAMNO W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES. Tot 31 years W. Ii. Doualaa hss guaranteed the -olae by havinc tils name and the retail price at&mpnd on the sole before the ehoei leave the fac tory. Xhla protects the wearer mrainit high prices for Inferior shoes of other makes. W. 1 Douglas allot are always worth what you ray for them. If you could see how carefully w. L. louitlai shoes ate made, and tho high grade leathers used, you would then understand why they look better, fit better, hold tlietr alisue an 1 wear lonicer than other makes for the price. If the W. I. Douxlai shoes are not for sale In your trinity, order direct from factory. Shoes sent every. where, l'oitnne free In l lie I). 8. 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D. tf (ConrrUht. 1914. by A. & Cray) PROTEIN FOOD, We have noted that tho average man, kept absolutely motionless In bed and fasting, develops 1,625 calo ries a day, an amount of energy equiv alent to lifting one ton (2,000 pounds) more than 2,600 feet, and that to this must be added tho energy oxpendod In ovary additional motion, even to the additional heart beats resulting from mental excitement or any other form of muscular action. This 'Implies a combustion of tissue fuel and, of course, wherever there Is combustion, unless It be of pure carbon, there must be wasto or ash. Among our main food materials the proteins are characterized by contain ing nitrogen in a wonderfully complex molecule that passes through a bewil dering series of motabollc ohanges In our bodies and finally, after having completed the cycle, is oxpelled from the body chiefly In the urine, but to a smaller extent In tho feces and sweat. Physiologists take theso facts aa a basis from which to figure the food requirements of our bodies, and when they speak of tho nitrogen balance, or (he carbon balance, they refer to that amount of nitrogen" or carbon Intake that 1b exactly balanced by the amounts of nitrogen or carbon ex creted from the body. Nitrogen equi librium, then, Is that state of body in which the nitrogen Intake is ex actly balanced by the nitrogen com pounds expelled. If tho balance le even, then tho body Is receiving in the food as much protein nitrogen as it Is metabolizing and eliminating In tho excreta. If thero is a plus balance In favor of the food It Is evldont that the body is laying on or storing protoln, while if the balance is minus, that is, If the total nitrogen excreted exceeds the nitrogen protein taken In the food, the body must be losing protein. Obviously, anything that will tend to disturb the normal appetite must upset this delicate balance, and there in lies the disadvantage and tho grave danger in using dietetic whips in tho shape of condiments, eauces, cock tails and all highly flavored non-nutritious substances. It is Important to bear In mind the fact that nitrogen or protein equilibrium may easily bo es tablished on different levels. For in stance, one may be In nitrogen equi librium on one ounce of protein and may increase it to two or three ounces nnd still be in equilibrium, Just as you can burn In your furnace throe buck ets of coal a day or ten. Experience teaches that the extra protein is me tabolized in the body and equilibrium Is established on a higher level so that there Is no accumulation, but the or gans must work harder to expel the additional ash. Experimentally it has been found that there is a certain low limit of protein which Just suffices to maintain nitrogen balance, and be tween this level and the maximum ca pacity of the body to digest and ab sorb protein food the nitrogen equi librium may be maintained upon any given amount of protein. Tho investi gations of Chittenden and others in this field seem to show that nitrogen equilibrium may easily be maintained on a plane vastly lower than that gen erally prevailing, and to lower the protein allowance approximately to this minimum undoubtedly would bo of great benefit to the average indi vidual in many ways, especially dur ing hot weather. Nitrogen is eliminated from tho body as urea, creatinine and uric acid. Urea is the most Important of the ni trogenous excreta of tho body, being tho chief end product, so far as nitro gen Is concerned, of the physiological metaboMsm of tho proteins and the albumenolds of the foods. If we know how much urea is secreted in a given period we know approximately how much protein has been broken down In the body In the same time. Next to urea and tho ammonia com pounds it forms, tho most important of the known nitrogen constituents of the urine is creatinine. Uric acid Is generally believed to be the result of the dally wear and tear of cell constituents, the final re sult of cleavage of nucleoprotelns. Just what the latent adaptive powers of the normal human body may be we do not know, but Inasmuch as there Is some close connection be tween tho urlo acid group and many of our insidious diseases, the wise man le using great caution In tho matter of GOOD AS A REFRIGERATOR Frenchman Telia of Some Remarkable Things That May Be Done With the Humble Flower Pot. A certain Frenchman of an investi gating turn of mind has Just found out that an ordinary red clay flower pot can be made use of to keep water, butter and other things at refrigera tor temperatures In tropical climates or the hottest of August days. Just an ordinary flower pot will do, or any sort of clay Jar, porous vessel, or common unglazod earthenware pot. All you need do la to moisten a cloth with strong salt water and keep it over the top of the flower pot. The ends should dip down Into a soup dish or basin on which the flower pot stands. This draining dish must bo kept full of water all the time. A dark, cool pantry, Just wbero you would keep an ice cooler or a ro frigorator, is a good place to keep the clay Jar or pot Another way described Is to wrap a layer of burlap around a porous Jar. The water or butter or what not Is his protein foods, especially as the moderate use thereof appoors to add to his Immediate comfort and well being. PURIN FOOD MATTER. Emll Fischer first called attention to a nucleus composed of carbon, hy drogen and nltrogon, which ho called "Purln," and which is found to bo widely distributed among food mat ters. Tho purin bodios are regarded as the paront substance of compounds of tho urlo acid and xanthln group, which ore progressively oxidized purln nuclei, running nbout as follows' Purln; adenln, or nmlno-purln; guan In, or amlno-oxy-purln; hypoxanthln, or oxy-purin; xanthln, or dtoxy-purln; urlo acid, or trloxy-purln, uric nold be ing the most highly oxidized purln of the group. About twelve different combinations of the purln nucleus are known to ex ist in nature, but not fewer than 146 have been produced in tho laboratory. How many may bo formed in the body In tho cyclo between tho protein In take and the nitrogenous excreta and their final effect on human health and happiness Is not known, but certainly they exert a profound Influence on us. Putin bodios are stimulants and they exist In all meat extracts, in the flesh moats of ordinary consumption and in much larger quantities In tho glandular organs. In lessor amounts they occur in many vegetables and grains, as in oats, the potato and the sugar beet Oaffein, the active prin ciple of cotfoe and tea, and thoobro mln, the active principle of cocoa, aro respectively trlmethyl and dimethyl compounds of xanthln. Hall names a number of common foods containing purln bodios, and tho following list gives tho amount con tained per pound: FIBH. Grains Grains per pound. per pound. 7.HSnlmon 8.15 Halibut MEAT. Muttor) 6.75Deef steak H 61 Veal I. 8.131Beef liver 19 26 Loin pork 8.4SSveetbreods ....70.43 Ham 8.0SChicken 9.0S Deer ribs 7.93 Turkey 8.S2 Deef sirloin .... 9.1SJ VEGETABLE MATTEn. Grains Grains per cup. per cup Oatmeal SITea 1.20 Beans 4.16 Coffee 1.70 Peaa 2.25PotStoes 0.14 Milk, butter and choeso are not found to contain any free purln or purin yielding substances. Lehman found one gram (15.43 grains) of uric acid excreted in 24 hours on a purely vegetable diet; 1.1 grams (1G.94 grains) on a mizod diet, and 1.4 grams (21.56 grains) on a diet consisting chiefly of meat. Haugton found three times as much uric acid excreted by meat eaters as by vegotable eaters, and Herman, Rosenfeld and Orgler found uric acld-nltrogen excreted In amounts ranging from 0.046 gram in 24 hours on purln-freo diet to 2,793 grams on a meat diet. Dappor, Ranke, Bunge, Maroz, Schultz, Taylor, Burlan and Schur and many others find that a higher excre tion of uric acid Is brought nbout by a meat diet than by vegetables, fata and carbohydrates. Dietetics is gradu ally becoming an exact science and certain general principles are recog nized by science about ae universally as they are disregarded by the aver age individual. One definitely fixed fact is that the physiological fuel values of our foods are as follows: Carbohydrates, 4 calories per gram (16.43 groin.) Fat. 9 calories per gram (15.43 grain). Protein, 4 calories per gram (15.43 grain). Proteins are exactly Interchange able with carbohydrates as a fuel food, but carbohydrates aro not interchange able with proteins. Proteins are, as wo havo seen, growth and tissue re pair foods, for which there Is but a limited demand, and any material ex cess, especially in tho purin nucleus containing proteins, tends to derange our metabolizing functions, to form body poisons and thereby break down our execreting organs. Carbohydrates and fats, on the other hand, furnish straight fuel or energy producing foods, which, In their natural state, are burned in tho body with a minimum residue and without creating deleterious by-products. Becauso of Its stimulating qual ities, protein Is not only an uncomfort able and dangerous hot-weather fuel food, but it Is very expensive. Three thousand calories of lean steak at 20 cents a pound cost $1.26; tho same amount of energy in oysters at 30 cents a quart will cost $1.90; but tho same 3,000 calories in genuine whole wheat flour at 6 cents a pound will cost 10 cents, and the same energy In milk at 8 cents a quart will cost but 37 cents. To be healthy and efficient about three-tenthe of our energy should be socured from butter, cream, milk, fats and oils; six-tenths from potatoes, bread, cereals, fruits and vegetables, and one-tenth from protein foods beef, chicken, fish and the like. put In the Jar and it is exposed to a current of air, say, on a dark window sill with windows open and shutters closed. The water Inside the porous pot perspires its way In a microscopic moisture through to tho outer surface. The burlap maintains such a slow rate of evaporation that tho pot is kept cold and this cools tho contents. This use of flower pots to make Ice water can be made valuable not only to every homo and boarding house in tho land, but in times of Ice famine on trains, in deserts, on the base ball field and In the pantries and kitchens of hotels and other places. American Girl Cosmopolite. An East End car stopped for sever al minutes in an exclusive district and my attention was attracted to a well-dressed girl standing on tho side walk. I idly speculated on thd cos mopolitan charactor displayed by her apparel. Sho woro a Russian skirt, a China silk blouse of Japanese cut, a Roman striped girdle, Panama hat with a Scotch plaid band and Fngllsh walking shoes -New Yoik Sun I MPPENIWi ! ffen 1 iff III I 1 1 mmm sillily Taps Own Pay Envelope First Time in 27 Years BOSTON, MASS. When John Gearon of Maiden skidded to the altar 27 years ago ho wore a veteran dress suit, hnd a small set piece In his coat lapel, and did ovory thing possible to make tho Incident appear like a red ding, but whon ho was arraigned In Cfl C0IMC TO 7AKP EflOUCH OUT OF MY PAY ffjVFLOPF TO CUT THIS TOOTH OUT if i Lose ffv HOME mf's ri"ir? fyr, 'it SvBsWfc only amusement has been solitaire, and as I lost one card In 189G and another, tho ace of diamonds, in Juno, 1908, It's boon very, very hard to make It come out properly. On my birthday, In 1910, I made arrangements to buy a pack of cards for a nickel, but my wife used the rango findor with a largo soup tureen, nnd it scored as a shot, and mndb me crosseyed for a week." "1 don't quite get you," said tho court patiently. "Do you mean that you havo had no money In twenty-soven yenra?" "Let him answer that," said Mrs. Gearon, sldeswlplng her little husband with an emphatic gesture, and causing him to bump his head against tho bar of Justice "That's Just why ho Is In this court. Last week ho camo homo with his pny onvolopo ripped open and 50 cents gone from It. Ask him what he did with that. Lot him tell your honor tho silly story about having n tooth pulled. Tho wrotch!" Mr. Gearon moved aside ns If fearing his wife would stop on him. "Judge," ho said, "In twenty-seven years I have never opened my pay envelope until last Saturday. Along nbout four o'clock a nervo In my topth exploded; my hair stood up liko wire And my Jaw swelled out so that I couldn't put my hot on. Whon I got paid at six o'clock I was so dizzy 1 didn't care what became of me, and I ripped my envelope and had n dentist pull out a tooth." "Hold!" said tho court, apparently In n dnzo. "I will continue this case. For some reason, I don't seem to bo able to quite get It. I will consider It all until noxt Monday at ten o'clock, nt which timo I will give my decision." Farmer Glad He Is Clever; Hands Stranger Cash CHICAGO. Tho supply never falls, becauso thero Is a new one born overj minute, and sometimes twins. John BJorholm Is considered a smart farm hand In Montana. There ho earned $323 and started for Norway a fow days ago. When ho arrived In Chicago ho went to tho Elk. hotel in South Stato Btreet, and after depositing his bag gage went out for n walk on Michigan avenuo. He smiled ns ho thought of the disappointment any swindler would havo if he tried to sell any of those high buildings to a smart farmhand from Montana. A well-dressed stranger saw tho smile of 'amusement. "Tell mo tho Joke," ho suggested. BJorhclm told hs Joko and the stranger looked relloved. "An honest man at last," he exclaimed. "I will pay you well if you will do a little work for me. I have a friend who wants mo to match pennies with blm. I have been looking for, nn honest man to hold tho stakes. You aro sure you aro honest?" . "Oh, yes," BJorhelni assured him, and they started away together to tho penny matching place at Twenty-fourth street and Indiana avenue. Tho other roan was waiting to match pennies. , "Maybe this man Isn't honest," he objected. "Ho has $323," said BJorhelm's new friend. "I'll bet he has not let me count It," said the other, and BJorhelm hand ed over tho roll. "We'll walk around this way," said the man, "and you walk around tho other way and meet us. We will have the money counted by then." BJorhelm started around' tho block. He walked around the block sevoral times. Then ho told the police. Don't Get Worried About DETROIT, MICH. Boware of tho doublo-faced currency Issued by tho United States government, lest It land you In Jail for a fow days while tho won dering folk of tne country recover from an Imaginary scare, and get tho government officials to prove that a M$" note In payment. Tho clerk refunded aim $19.75. "Hero, you have given mo $10 too much change," snld Kowalskl. "You gave mo a $20 bill," retorted tho waltor. "I never had so much money In my life, but If you will look In tho cash register, you'll find that It was a $10 bill," laughed tho patron. The waiter openeoSlio cash register and thero wns the $20 bill. Ho took It out and threw It on tho counter. The bill turned ovor during tho operation and thero it wns a $10 noto. Both tho customer and tho waltor pinched them selves several times to mako sure they were not dreaming. Tho bill remained the same. Tho police were called and both men taken Into custody, Kowalskl claim ing that it was not the bill ho had tendered tho waiter, and tho waiter alleg ing that Kowalskl was trying to pass a counterfeit bill on him. The bill was turned over to government authorities, who explained matters. Hungry Manatee Always Bellowing for Eel Grass NEW YORK. Once In a while a guost drops Into tho zoo and makes things a trifling embarrassing. Now, for example, you tako Pa Knlck's very latest guest, a most amiable bid manatee which lately splashed Into tho tank at tho Aquarium aftorhavlng cbmo all the way from "down South." Sure he's welcome, but tho matter of mak ing htm feel so is something else again. You know thero Is nothing makes ono feel quite so at homo as to find Just what he likes to eat on the table. But when you have an old cow-faced, herbivorous, manatold, slrenlan mam mal on your hands that likes nothing better to eat thnn salt eel graBS, nnd when that Isn't handy most any other kind of water grass., why, It Is hard to keep him In salad Thus far the hosts down at the Aquarium havo been fortunate In securing eel grass flavored Just to tho manatee's taBte. But the supply Isn't alwayB to be relied upon. Healthy adult manatees weigh a ton and a half when they get all thoy want to eat. They grow to bo eight feot long. How long they llvo no one knows, They're good natured and llko to bo petted. Elucidation. "Now, Thoinns," Bald tho teacher, "can you more fully explain the adage, 'Old men for counsel and young men for war'?" "It means," replied Thom as, "that tho old men do the quarrel ng and then let the joung men do tho Mlr?" Fun court hero, charged with nonsupport, ho declared that something went wrong with tho arrangements and ho wns sentenced to llfo by a qulot-np-pearlng clergyman. "I love my wife," said Mr. Oearon, "but, oh, you kid, Judge, I've led a life." "No nonsense," said tho Judge sternly. "Prnctlcally none," nnswored Mr. Gearon, Ignoring tho reprimand. "My 1UT SUM Em that M the Double-Faced $10 bill with a $20 back on It is a bona-flde note. Spmo timo ago tho printers of our United States monoy got some plates mixed and eight notes with a perfect print of $20 on one sldo and $10 on tho other were put Into circulation. The other night Nicholas Kow alskl purchased a 25-cent lunch In a Michigan avenue Baltimore lunch. Ho tendered what he thought was a $10 He Had Hla Chance. "That wealthy man who hna beon courting her told her that If sho did not marry him ho would go to Europe and throw his life away In battle." "What did Bhe say to that?" "She asked him If he would promlao to do that If she woujd marry hiry." homes, mm mffl - MENTAL ACTIVITY AND AGE That Attitude of the Mind Has Much to Do With Length of Life la Well Known. A fow years ngo a young man "died of old ago" in a Now York hospital. After an autopsy tho sur geons said that whllo tho youth was In reality only twonty-threo years old ho was Internally eighty! It Is tho aged mind that frequently makes tho body old. "Keep growing or die," Is nature's motto, a motto wrltton all over everything In tho universe There must bo a constant activity in tho mind that would not age; and the body Is but tho expres sion of tho mind. There Is no doubt that, as a race, 'o shorten our lives very materially through our false thinking, our bad living, and our old-age convictions. Doctor Metchnlkoff of tho Pasteur in stitute In Paris, says that men should live at least 120 years. Yet It is only In rnro Instances today that a man reaches oven tho century mark. Making a buBlnoss of prolonging llfo nnd Btlll retaining as much as posslblo of Its vigor, freshness and buoyancy ought to bo a prlmo object, especially after ono has passod fifty. Whllo proper caro of tho body is ab solutely essential for tho attainment of this object tho mental influenco far transcends all others. Tho attltudo of tho mind has everything to do with hnstenlng or retarding tho do generalvo process Incident to ono's declining years. It is an established fact that tho body follows tho thought, Is shaped by tho mental con victions, emotions, moods. Orison Swett Mardcn In Octobor Nautilus. HEAD IN WATERY PIMPLES It. R. No. 1, Kyles, Ohio. "My bay by'B head whon about a year old be gan to break out with small watery pimples causing her head to Itch. Sho would scratch hor head till tho blood camo causing tho lop of tier hoad to bo In almost a solid eruption. Tho pimples nt first woro noarly as largo tiB a pea and In patches which would inflamo and festor and when thoy would como ?;vm would leavo a kind of wet scales there for a few days. Then when It dried jp It would leavo scales on her hoad that caused her hair to fall out Just In great bunches. "Ono day I happonod to seo Cutl cura Soap and also Cuticura Oint ment advertised in a paper and I ordered a samplo of each. They Boomed to help hor head so much that I pur chased a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment and In two yeoks' timo her head was sound and well. Hor hair had stopped falling out and was also freo from dandruff." (SIgnod) Mrs. J. L. West, Feb. 20, '14. Cuttcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout tho world. Sample of each freo,wlth 32-p, Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dopt. L, Boston' Adv. Preferred His Crouch. A landlord, returning homo after an absenco of several weeks saw ono of his tennnts Bitting on a stono wall, whistling merrily, The moment that ho greeted him, however, tho man scowled and began abusing htm. "Why, what's tho matter, Pat?" ho asked. "Matter Is ,lt?" was tho answer. "Matter enough, whon your sthoward Is afther evicting mo, bad luclT to him!" "Evicted you? What for?" "Tho old liar pretended me cabin wanted repairing, and as 01 wouldn't let him, shure ho put mo out." "Nover mind," said tho landlord, "I hear the cottage you havo always wanted Is vacant, and I'll lot you have that at tho samo rent." "No, thanking your honor," said Pat. "I couldn't think of It." "But why not? What is to hinder you?" "No. your honor," was tho reply, "Ol'd rather have me grievance." South America. "The pooplo of South America aro people of great and brilliant possibili ties. Tho leading man, perhaps, In tho last Haguo conferenco was a Brazil ian, Among the common people thero aro Immense possibilities of undevel oped character and eorvlco," so de clares a religious leader. "Where in tho world will you find .i more patriotic people?" he contin ues. "Where In the world will you find a pcoplo who havo been as willing as tho South American people have been for 100 years to die for great fdeas and for great causes and for great per sonal loyalties? "Thoy He at our door today theso forty million people, awaiting at our hand tho help that 1b to mako of them great and powerful nations, and to onable them to discharge their duty of Borvlco to the world." Right, Part of the Time. "Does your wife over accuse you of things you don't do?" "Yes, and a lot of things that I do do." It serves a man right If ho' marries a suffragetto and has to tako in white washing to support hor. a woman is never popular wun a man who knows less than sho does. Nervous Emotional Dizzy Depressed Mr. AJJla Cotlttnttr of CeJarSt., CalroJIl, writ Dr. R. V. Pitree a follow! I send SI rents for your 'Com mon Bense Medical Adviser' for my daughter who has recently married and I know the boo VwUI be of much value to her. Ibave read and used for 5 years the valuable treatments contained In tho "Medical Adviser and bare taken many bottles of Dr. Hero's Favorite Prescription, and hsvn been restored tohealth eachtlmoIuMtUt. It is a great remedy for women as a strength builder, fins for the narve and general health." ? Penina Cured Tills Man 01 Catarrh Ur,4, B. Reese, Habnab, M a ryland, writes: "Two years ago I be camo a suf ferer with ca tarrh, which continued to grow worso and made mo miserable. I could scarcely eraell at all, .nd my tato had almost left me. My hcadviched constantly, an4 at times had high fever and bleed in? at the nose. X waa a perfeeft wreck. "I tried aeveral dootom, but derived no relief. I read In one of your lit tlo booklets, called 'Ills of Life,' of Feruna being a remedy for catarrh. and procured a bottle at once. After the uso of one bottle I felt somo bet-, ter, bo I tried the second and th third, and now I am a well man." The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly be overcome by CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Purely vegetable act surely ana penuy on the liver, euro Biliousness, Head ache, ntzKi. ness. and Indigestion. They do their duty. SMALL PILL, SilALL DOSE, SMALL PRICK, Genuine must bear Signature Reason for His Faith. "Bruddron and slstahs," began Jim Dinger, tho gambling man, during tha revival In Ebenozor chapel, "I rise to testify dat 1 has dono beon snatched fum do Blough o' Bin nnd do sass-pole o' 'nlckcrty whuh I has boon wallerla for lo deso many days." "Hallelooyerl Bless do Lawdl" Bhouted a dozen earnest voices. "Yas, bruddren nnd slstahs, de Lawd'a done made muh eyesight so po yuh of late dat I kaln't Bca'coly sea do spots on a cynhd, and I mought dess as well J'lno do church as to stay outside. Muh daye o' usefulness 18 ovah, anyhow." The Biggest Jackknlfe. Larry Mount, a poltcbman of New Britain, Conn., has completed, after four years' work, what Is bellovod to bo tho largest Jackknlfe In tho world. It Is G feet 7 Inches long when opea and 3 feet 2 Inches when closed, and the largo blado la 04 Inches wide. Important to mothers Examlno carefully ovory bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and euro remedy fox infants and children, and' see that It Ttnnwi tfln Signature of 05t&$rffl&ti In Uso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletchera Caatori On the Job. "I wae told I would find a game cea tor hero." v , "That'B him over there," "Who?" "Tho gamo sconter my pointer." Baltimore American. Money for Christmas. Selling guaranteed wear-proof hosi ery to frlonds & neighbors. Big Xmaa business. Wear-Proof Mills, 3200 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pa. Adv. Assumed. "Her appearance Is as fresh as young schoolglrl'B." "Yes, but It's all put on." A woman's worth may bo more thaa sho can extract from her husband' pockote. The Cause Laid Bare Tea and coffee drinkers often notice backache, headache, rheumatic; pain, du llness, drowsy, tired toolings, disturbed urination and other signs ot kidney weak nee. The constant uie ot narcotlo or al coholic drinks Ii very apt to Irritate the kidneys, and weak Kidneys need prompt help to avert all danger ot dropsy, gravel or fatal Brlght'a disease. Avoid the une of etlmulante, drink moro water, get more rest, fresh air and exercise. To tone and strengthen the tired kidney, use Doan's Kidney Fills, the most successful and highly recommended kidney remedy. A South Dakota Case Mrs. O. F. Bweez ey, to Colorado fit, Huron, a. D.. say at "Backache clung to mo for a long Urns and tt eeemed aa though I was never ftotnjr to get rid of t. My kldneya were In bad shape and my bladder waa In named. I had head aches and dizzy spells and could hardly do my house work. On a neigh bor's advice I used Doan'a Kidney Pills ana they cured me. X now feel like a inerent woman." Cat Doufr at Ar Stw.(We Boa DOAN'S V,BAV FOSTER-MILBURN CO- BUFFALO. N. Y. EYE ACHES i;MiICTM3rctfE W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO, 43-1914 Wwm m&di BBVl.DUIhH .sBBaV NHITTI JbWbW H PILLS. JiHisKtv Piclvr 4iSSBBBBP tt S BMfisMm. "X70MEN who are Restless, with v v constant change of position, fidget iness," who aro abnormally excitable or who experience fainting or dizzy spells, or nervous hendacho and wakefulness are usually sufferer from tha weaknesses of their sex. DR. PIERCE'S Favorite Prescription is the soothing, cordial and womanly tonic that brings about on invigorating calm to tho nervous system. Overcomes the weakness and tho drag King pains which resemble the pains of rheu matism. Thousands of women in the past forty years can bear witness to its benefits. Your dealer In medicine sells It In liquid or sugar coated tablet form; or you can send B0one-cnt stamps , for a trial box of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prcacrlntkia tablet. Address Dr. It. V. Pierce, Invalids' IloUl and Surgical Institute. Buffalo, N, Y, IIUIIIIllllllllllllllllMllllIUIlllllIIIIHIiliUllllMUHUmH Dr., Pierce's fleaMat PeUetl RefsJtie taA brtfefaU Steatu. lirer aa4 Bowels, Sag u-Cm!4 Ttoy Cfsaales. sUUuuiiiimiuunimmuiiiimnn;iH!iti;;i',ti:Mm