m DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD: DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. 1 1 fl y rTTMr- Tires at Before -War Prices Goodyear Prices It is Folly Today to Pay More 30 x 3 Plain Tread . . $11.70 30 x 3M " " . . . 15.75 34x4 " " . . 24.35 36 x4" " . . . . 35.00 37x5 " " . . 41.95 There exists now a now, compelling reason for buying Goodyear tires. It re sults from War conditions. These leading tires built of extra-fino rubber, in the same way as always aro selling today at June prices. You will find today a very wide difference between most tire prices and Goodyears. Due to Quick Action Early in August when war began tho world's rubber markets Beemed closed to us. Rubber prices doubled almost over night. Men could Bee no way to pay for rubber abroad, and no way to bring it in. Wo, like others in that panic were forced to higher prices. But wo have since gone back to prices wo charged beforo tho war, and this is how wo did it : Wo had men in London and Singapore when the war broke out. Tho larger part of Uie world's rubber supply comes through there. Wo cabled them to buy up tho pick of tho rub ber. They bought beforo tho advance 1,500, 000 pounds of tho finest rubber there. Nearly all this is now on the way to us. And it means practically all of the extra-grade rubber obtainable abroad. Today we have our own men in Colombo, Singapore and Para. Those are tho world's chief sources of rubber. So we are pretty well assured of a constant supply, and our pick of the best that's produced. We were first on the ground. We were quick est in action. As a result, we 6hall soon have in AIRSHIPS I ISPS OF WAR Both Are Getting Their First Real Test in This Con flict in Europe. MAY FIGHT ONE ANOTHER Each Invention Now Is Prepared to Pull the Other's Stlng, but Their Actual Value Is Yet to Be Demonstrated. Klvery modern war has been fought with now weapons, and for tho last century thore havo been countless In ventions .for the carrying on of war fare In a particularly destructive man ner, with the philanthropic Intent that war was fast becoming so horriblo and terrible thta It must soon pass away from tho faco of the earth, says tho 'Philadelphia Public Ledger. But it happened that as soon as a particularly horriblo contrivance was Invented and Introduced into armies and navies inventors immediately busied themselves by offsetting and discounting Its probable effect. Con sequently war not only has not passed away, but we still have it with ub. ThuB it is that each big war, after be ing heralded as the world's last con flagration, is found upon examination to bo false, and the end of war is not yet arrived. Trying Out Inventions. In tho present war in Europe there are being tried under the conditions of actual hostilities many Improvements and inventions that previously havo been tried only under laboratory con ditions. Their real worth will only be discovered at tho close of the conflict. No army or navy engaged in the . present conflict in Europe but what Is possessed of nearly all of the modern improvements made since 1870. Tho WASTE LAND MADE FERTILE Remarkable Results Have Follovn Experiments Only Recently Undertaken In Egypt, As an indication of the ultimate out 'corao in tho great delta of Egypt where 1,500,000 acres of wash salt land awaits development, toward tho end of 1912 about 800 acres of absolute ly wasto land at niala were taken in hand. Tho land was so heavily im pregnated with salt that for ages noth- NWViNiNVNNW'lBiN,V DEFINITE PURPOSE IN LIFE Something That Should Be Required by Every Woman tVho Has Place In the Dullness. World. It Is a fact that many woraon havo no deflnlto desire to get anywhero in tho work thoy aro doing. They con elder their Job as the least Important thing In their lives, and rarely havo a plan tending toward ultimata ex pansion and a time when thoy can feel storage an almost record supply of t!u3 extra grado of rubber. And wo paid about .Mine prices. Now Inferior Grades Cost Double About tho only crudo rubber nvnilnble now for many makers is inferior. In ordmcry times, tho, best tiro makers refuse it. Much of it hnd been rejected. But that "off rubber" now soils for much moro than wo paid for tho beat. Tho results aro those: Tiro prices in general aro far in ntlvnnoo of Goodyears. And many tiro makers, short of supplies, will bo forced to use second-grade rubber. Be Careful Now In Qoodyeora wo pled go you tho same grade tiro as always. And that grado won for Good years the top place in Tircdom the largest Bale in tho world. And, for tho time being, our prices are the 6amo as before tho war. We shall try to keep them there. Wo accept no excessive orders, but dealers will bo kept supplied. And we charge them, until further notice, only ante-bellum prices. That means that Goodyears the best tires built are selling way below other tires. Coodpyear No-Rim-Cut Tires With All-Weather Treads or Smooth submarine,' which waB a dream In 18G5, is owned by tho navy of the smallest power. It Is true that single submarines aro not expected to ac complish much In a real struggle, so tho larger navies of tho great powers havo fleets of submarines. Tho aeroplane- and tho dirigible balloon are to be found In the possession of all arm ies in Europe today, yet they, too, aro only expected to bo of real service when they aro possessed In large num bers. The airships and tho submarines are tho wasps of modern warfare. Like the little Insect, whllo they .have a powerful sting, they aro very vulner able, and may be easily crushed and rendered powerless. Aeroplane and Wireless. In the recent smaller wars, aero planed have been used to a limited ex tent, and this use has been so much limited that their real efficiency is ex pected to be finally determined by the present war. It Is much tho same with tho wlro less telegraph. Whllo It was used in tho Itusso-Jnpaneso war of ten years ago, tho apparatus was still rudimen tary, and the Installations too few, while the rango of the apparatus was too limited to show tho greatest effi ciency. In the Intervening decade, how ever, great advance has been made In wireless. It is now possible and, ln deod, Is a custom every day, to send and receive messages from a distance of more than 5,000 miles. This, then, is a new and Important factor In naval operations, as was seen by the censor ship put over tho great sending sta tions on this side of the Atlantic by the United States authortilea. Wireless has also been successfully attached to aeroplanes. Tho submarine was In existence in 1904, but it was a very different sea wasp to that which Englnnd, France and Germany are using today. Yet Its real value is yet to be determined, and It Is expected that this demonstration will come during tho present conflict Rapid Increase of Submarines. At the time of tho Spanish-American war there wore only five submarines in all the navies of tho world. The latest edition of Brassey's Naval Annual for this year gives tho number of submarines in tho various navies, and shows what interest is being taken in tho wasp of tho sea. Groat Britain has 76 built, and is building 20 more; Germany, who only began build- had grown on it. A scientific sys .i of irrigation and drainage was laid i, undor direction of Lord Kltch r, at a cost of ?50 an acre, and it as then handed over to tho fellaheen i live-acre plots for cultivation. Last ear tho land was washed, and a crop f ilco was grown, giving a satlsfac ory yield, After tho rlco crop the salt distribution was measured, and tho porcentago was considerably re duced. To the great astonishment of tho fellaheen cultivators, a permanent result had been achieved in one year. thoy havo accomplished what thoy started to do. Men have quite another point of vlow. Tho boy In his teens is already thinking and planning somo path In llfo that will tako htm somehow to tho top. Ho la perhaps deeply Interested In somo profession or trade; ho means to "be something." Work toward somothlng fixed. May. bo It is a small placo of your own some time in tho beyond, out in tho green country. Maybo it Is tho top of the work you are now doing. Maybe r Ing a few years ago, already has 27, 70 and Is building 12 more; France has 70 and is building 23 additional onces; Russia has 25, and Is building 18; whllo the United States has 29, and is building 21; Austria has 18, and has four under construction, whllo Italy owns 18, and is building two. Yet the submarine is still an unknown quan tity in warfare. Submarine In War. Many of the early submarines aro small and probably of little elilciency, and France has numerous types about which little Is known by tho outside world. Tho German submarines are said to be built along tho Holland lines, while tho Russian submarines aro said to follow ono or moro of the French types. Tho submarine, from a romantic viewpoint, should be a great factor In deciding a naval engagement, but the fact remains that up to tho present time it has done nothing to prove itfr value. It was believed that tho moral effect of the submarine would bo al most as important as its physical ef fect upon an enemy's warship, but this belief has not been Justliled up to the present moment. There were notions that there would bo terrific fights under the seas by submarine meeting submarlno and de stroying each other. But it has been found that when submerged the sub marlno is as blind aa tho traditional bat. Its crew cannot see any object undor water, and Is compelled to re sort to tho uso of the periscope, which emerges unostentatiously above the water, in order to seo Its own courso. It is known that tho periscope is the eye of the submarlno, and natural ly attention has boen paid to the best way of destroying this vital part of their boats. Tho designers of tho submarine did not count upon it being seen. It was believed that it would go upon Us way, dealing death without observation, al though Its perlscopo does make a slight wake on tho water, and when submerged there aro telltale bubbles. But It has been discovered that from a certain height an observer may traco tho courso of a submerged submarine with as great accuracy as If it was running on tho surface. The dirigible balloon and the aeroplane now can ferret out tho sneaking submarlno, and they both are supposed to bo armed to destroy tho warship that moves like n ilsh. which undor tho ordinary system pre vailing In tho country would havi taken thro or four years to accom pllsh Cotton Is now, theroforc, bolng satisfactorily grown on a fnlr propor tion of this area, and It Is expected that it will bring from $73 to $100 au acre. Counting Up Fine. "Aro tho running oxponees of an automobile vory high?" "Not if tho motorcycle cop falls to get your number." It Is an independent himinnRR nf vnr own. Whntovor it may bo, keop your mind turned toward It, put your effort into realizing it, into saving for It, into tho necessary study and growth that must accompany it. Your life will bo far moro Interest ing and worth whilo if you do work with somo such deflnlto mark. Pos slbly your Ideal may chango later you may docldo that thero is something else that seems moro worth your en deavor. But go ahead at present to ward what you now desire SLAUGHTER AT CHARIER0I IS GREATEST IN HISTORY By FRANKLIN P. MERRICK, international News Service. Paris. Burned villages and heaps of bodies lying on. Belgian soil around Charlerol show tho ferocity with which tho allied French and British troops opposed tho wavo of Gorman troops that lolled them over and drovo them 'jack to Franco. For ton hours tho tldo of battle ebbed and flowed at Charlerol, tho town bolng taken and rctakon flvo times beforo tho allies withdrew. Part of tho city waB wreckod, ac cording to reports received by tho war ofllce Tho villages of MarchlonneB, Moncenu, Chatolot and Landelles were burned. Citizens Killed. Though tho Inhabitants of tho peace ful llttlq villages had been warned that tho conflict was coming, scores romnlned In their homos and perlshod In tho flames or wero killed under tho rain of shot and shell that swe tho streets when thoy wero driven from tho shattored structures. Flerco hand to hand fighting took placo In Charlerol. Tho French wero the first to occupy tho town, but thoy wero driven out by a bombardmenM from tho German artillory. Tho Ger mans then entered by tho left bank of tho rlvor Snmbro, but within a short tlrao moro of tho allies' troops arrived and tho conflict was renewed. Tho aormnnB sought cover In tho houses In tho lower part of tho town and to dislodge them tho French wero forcod to sweep that section with their artillery. Wounded Fill Town. Tho lower part of tho town was soon In flamoB and tho Germans wero forced Into tho streets. Back and forth through these surged tho contesting soldiers, fighting desperately for vic tory. Tho dead lay thick when tho French wero flnnlly forced to with draw. For threo days wounded soldiers havo been pouring Into Maubougo. The monastery and nunnery thero aro filled. Tho inhabitants havo given up their homes to tho war's vIctlmB. On Sunday tho Germans drovo tho French troops through tho town of Charlerol, back to tho second de fensive position on tho lino defined by the towns of Avesncs, Rocrol and Mo tlercs. Recaptured by French. Tho French artillery from the heights now turned a furlouB cannon ading on Charlerol, which had been bombarded provlously by tho Germans from tho other side. Tho German po sition was so weakened by tho deadly accuracy of tho French gunnery that a counter attack by tho allies was or dered and at daylight on Monday tho entire lino advanced, charged tho Ger man position and recaptured Charlerol. Tho conflict probably was uncqualeu in history In severity and casualties. Tho Germans must havo succeeded in bringing up reserves, for early on Tuesday they made a successful coun ter attack along tho whole battle lino dnd retook Charlerol, driving tho French back to an intrenched position, which they held until tho morning or tho second day. Retreat In Good Order. The retreat was made In good or der, tho main forces of tho French re maining intact. Both armies suffered terrific losses. Tho battle has not yet finished. Tho German catapult Is hammering at tho French and British allies again, trying to batter Its relentless way to Paris. Thero is desperate fighting along tho Belgian frontier at several points, and French victories aro re ported at two places, Charlerol and Courtral, though nothing official has beon given out Turcos Charge Battery. At tho beginning of the combat, tho French madq a sortlo In a medieval manner, with tho object of surprising the enemy. Tho latter wero found in number fnr oxcecdlng the French ex pectations, and tho attem'pt to rout them failed. Then the Turcos, In the faco of a withering fire, charged a German bat tery at tho point of tho bayonet. Flvo hundred of these brave French sol diers from North Africa left on the charge. Only 100 returned. Their sortlo had no effect ngalnBt tho steady Gorman advance, which continued to creep step by step through tho outskirts of Charlerol. Before the railway stntlon the Ger mans fought for two hours In an effort 1o capture tho bridge. Their losses wero enormous, but the brldgo was captured. French Beaten Rapidly. After the Teutonic advance over whelmed tho brldgo. tho Germans gained ground rapidly, taking in suc cession tho villages of MarchlonneB. Landclis and Montlgnles and tho coun try ns far as Walcourt. Later tho French artillery opened firo on Charlerol and tho French in fantry advanced undor this cover. Tho tldo of battle appeared to favor the tricolor, but not for long. French Infantrymon declared tho roofs became so Jammed with dead that tho victims of battlo remained Btandlng whore they wero shot, and wero used by tho living aa breast works from bohlnd which to fire on tho enemy. Tho InBt stand of tho French was along tho lino botweon Thuln and Met tot. At nightfall tho fighting ended, both nldes tired boyond enduranco. Mon day morning tho French returned to tho attack, entering tho town In the -'N' 'NSN''N'S'SWSSSNSNSNSW BULLETS CAUSE NO PAIN, SAY FRENCH Paris, Numbers of French wound ed aro being cared for in ParlB hos pitals. It Js frequently remarked among the men that their bullet wounds aro not painful In a large number of cases mon who had been hit wero not awaro of the fact until after the en gagement. Ono man declares that he did not know ho had boon hurt until faco of a withering firo from machine guns mounted in tho stcoplos, and driving tho German defenders in con fusion across tho rlvor Snmbro. Many Houses In Flames. Thoy found many houses smoldorlng or In flamcB. Tho inhabitants, terror strlckon, wero in tho collarB. Gorman officers and soldiers woro found dead in tho stroots, side by sldo with Frenchmen who had fallon beforo or afterward. Ono German officer was shot whllo ho was washing his faco, and his head was bowed ovor a basin, whllo hlB faco was covered with soap. Another had beon lifting a oup of coffeo to his lips when a French bul let brought death. Ho was found ly Ing faco downward across a tablo, tho broken cup besldo him on tho floor. German Losses Enormous. An idea of tho enormous lossos of tho Gormans In tho great battlo In southwestern Belgium and of tho brav ery of tho knlsor'a soldiers 1b given In tho story of a returned traveler who witnessed part of tho lighting along tho Snmbro rlvor, 'southwest of Charle rol. "I was near Foreux, in a region covered with donso woods, whllo tho fighting was taking placo," said ho. "I could hear tho sound of cannon away to tho east and know that a big battlo was raging. From my placo in tho forest I suddenly saw tho advanco guard of a Gorman armj approach ing along a roadway which skirted tho trees. "Thero scorned to bo an endless pro cession of soldiers, all dressed In a uniform of gray. Rank after rank passed by and I thought that tho end would novor como. "Thero was no hesitation. Tho mon swung forwnrd with quick stops and I saw officers galloping nlong tho llnoa urging them forward. French Open Fire. "Suddenly thero was a froBh sound of battle, this timo in front of mo and I know that tho Fronch nrtlllory hnd opened upon tho advanco guard of tho Gormans. I moved cautiously for ward to a point where I could got a view of tho battlo sceno. It was a vlow which seared itself Into my mem ory "Tho Fronch guns wero hurling a hurricane of stool and flamo Into tho German ranks, but tho soldiers pushed forward with their battlo shouts on their lips. Straight into that pit of destruction rushed tho advancing troops. Mon fell, on every hand. It seemed that wholo platoons molted away. "Over tho bodies of tho dead and wounded pushed tho rear ranks of tho lnvndlng army, rushing with fixed bnyonots upon the smoking muzzles of the French artillery. It was a su perb plcturo of gallantry. Aeroplane Is Smashed. "Near Erquelinnes I saw a German aeroplane brought down. Tho mili tary aviator was flying high in tho air, taking a reconnolssanco of tho al lies positions. Tho specially construct ed guns, designed to attack air craft, wero turned upon tho noroplano, but tho aviator continued his work. Sud denly I saw tho machlno lurch, splin ters flow, and then tho shattered ma chine began to drop. It had beon smashed by a projectile" GERMANS DRAG GUNS OVER THEIR OWN DEAD London. Tho correspondent of tho Dally Mall describes a visit among tho French who wero wounded In tho bat tlos of tho Vosges and havo boen brought to Vichy, whero tho hotels have beon transformed into hospitals. A wounded artilleryman contributed tho following experience: "I witnessed ono horrible scene. Tho Germans were shooting from tho deep trenches among which our nrtlllory was doing terrible work. But as fast as a German dropped a fresh man took his placo until bodies of the Ger mans wero on a level with tho surfaco of the earthworks. "At this moment a German battery was ordered to advanco. Tho heavy wheels sank in tho trench, but tho drivers furiously lashed their horses and finally dragged tho guns acrous the human bridge." WHAT PRISONERS OF WAR WILL EAT The following scale of dally rations for prisoners of war has been ap proved by tho military authorities: One pound of bread, three-quarters of a pound of biscuit, one pound of preserved meat, threo ounces of cheese, live-eighths of an ounco of ton, ono-quarter of a pound of Jam, threo ounces of sugar, one-half of, an ounce of salt, one-twentloth of an ounco of mustard, one-thlrty-slxth of an ounce of pepper, one-half of a pound of frcah vegetables Two ounces of tobacco will bo fur nished each week for smokers. Gunners Made Stone Deaf. London. A medical oorrospondont of tho Tlnioa who has Just roturnod from Bolglum says it Is morally cer tain that all tho artillerymen of the fortB at Llego aro now stono deaf "Tho norves of hearing must fall un dor tho strain of dwelling upwnrds of a fortnight in a world of mighty ex plosions," ho says, "For theso mon tho guns thunder now only In a sllonce which may never be broken " tho following morning. Ho then dis covered a ball had gone through his arm. Tho only outward indications wore two dark spots on tho skin, auch as might be made by a lead pencil, Tho mon In the hospitals pass the timo gayly and spend many houra lis tening to accounts of tho progresB of tho war. Thoy mako no complaint, except to deploro tho' delay in getting back to the front. At one hospitaj a, private with four bullet wounds in one log smiled and said: "I'll get tha yot in iplto ot this." ILL TO BUILD TOR JHEJUTUHE Worth Remembering When One Is Making Plans for the De sired Home. DESIGN FOR FAMILY OF TWO Arrangements That Would Suit Al most Anx Couple, Though of Course Most Women Would Wish to Work Out the Details for Herself. By WILLIAM A. RADFORD. Mr. William A. nnd ford will nnswer qucittlons nnd slvo ndvlre FItKR OF COST on nit subjects pertnlnlnff to tho subject of building, for the readers of tills paper. On account of hi wide oxpcrlcnce ns Editor, 'Author end Manufacturer, ho Is, without doubt, tho highest nutliorlty on nil tlieo subjects. Addross nil Inquiries to William A. Radford, No. 1R27 1'rnlrlo Rvcnub, Chicago, III., nnd only cncloso two-cent stamp for reply, Building a houso for a homo is ono of tho most interesting propositions that a man can undertake. Every married man oxpocts to build a house, and every slnglo man hopes to do so eorno timo. If he don't ho 1b not con structed on tho right plan. It often happens that a man has a small fam ily, which may consist of himself and wife and possibly ono small child. They do not wnnt a largo houso thoy don't need It and they don't want the caro of It; but, at the eamo timo, It is only business to build in such a way that tho house may bo sold If occa sion should require But no mnttor how small tho houso may bo, a wom an wants tho downHtnlrs to appear right. Sho naturally takes pride In having a well-arranged houso neatly furnished and well kept. If tho plan Bults her, sho 1b perfectly happy In working out tho .dotalls. in tho plan here shown, only two rooms nro finished upstairs. About one-third of tho upper floor Is loft un finished, to be used ns an attic store room. Tills saves expenso when build ing, and tho housowlfo has fewer rooms to tako caro of afterward Two rooms may bo added hero any timo In l tho future, at very little expense. Two bedrooms and bathroom up-1 stairs make a very nlco arrangoment for a family of two, and lenvo a Bpare bedroom for uso when required The bedroom downstnlrs may be made Into a library if so desired, It Is really moro appropriate for this purposo than It Is for a bedroom. If so wanted by tho family. Families are different; their tastes and requirements nro dif ferent; what suits ono would not suit anothor; but this room would mako a vory nlco library or smoking den, and that is whut every man should have. If ho doesn't smoke, somo of his friends do; and most womon object to having tobacco smoke scattered promiscuously through tho house, and they cannot be blamed for this objec- First Floor Plan. tlon. Tho house means more to a woman than it docs to a man; and it 1b her pride and ambition to have It exactly right, nnd to havo things us nlco and dollcnto as her keen sense of proprloty Hiiggests. Tho sitting loom and dining room in this plan uro almost like ono long room. Tho archwny may bo fitted with portloros or not. If portlores nro used nnd looped well hack, tho view Is not obstructed to any great extont, nnd a company of a dozen or two may comfortably occupy the two rooms. The general plan of thlB house Is what used to bo called tho "Boston" style. It Is rather after tho long and narrow ordor, being 22 feet wldo and 38 foot long, oxcluilvo of porches. Thero aro some advantages in a houso of this shape, You got moro light and bettor air. Tho rooms may be placed to better advantage with out using diagonal partitions, which are objectionable because thoy do not leave nlco corners in which to placo good pieces of furnlturo, Evory cor ner in this house Is square, except at the bay windows; and nobody wants a square corner In a placo ot this kind. The display hero is princi pally composed of curtains, and a nloe chair or two designed for looks U well as for comfort The general 4 wmmMmg Mte. urn . TiTMii aMMflr yVvHlHlMHK& jaHMHHMHF&SA&kb Mfvrm LkLVLLLLH nflKjE.'tO'm. sESffiwffKw mf w vEKMwmm? 1m r?&& 7.' " woo 1 "Tjf air of this houso is what may bo called "tony." It has a neat, clean, dignified nppoaranco, rnthor on tho prosperous ordor; but tho beauty is In tho design rather than In tho ox penslvo finish Tho materials aro good but ordinary; no unnecessary work or expenso Is 8 peel fled, but or orythlng Is plain and substantial. The bnck porch la a feature a little out of tho ordinary. It Is tntendod for a sort of sumtnor addition to tho kitchen, an outdoor workroom that may bo enclosed with climbing vines and furnished with a couplo of old fashioned rocking chairs with ging-ham-covorcd cushions somewhat on tho grandmother order, but comfort able, as everyone knows. This back porch otters n good placo for au ice box, especially In the summer time, which Is the only timo In tho yoar when an ice box in this kind of a houso Is really necessary. Tho cellar h-rrte fl r",'" I nro boom H 8econd Floor Plan. la cool enough at other times, and it is fairly convenient to tho kitchen. Tho outside grado entrance to the cellar Is a groat help. It gives an easy entrance from the garden for carrying things in and out without tracking through tho kitchen a foo turo that ovcry woman knows exact ly how to appreciate. A long cellar like this Is especially well designed for keeping fruit. With a partition behind tho furnnco, tho part undor the kitchen may bo kopt cool enough to keep apples and vegotnbles without drying up. Tho cellar walls aro built with cement mortar and broken stone or nibble All stone wall surfaces are 95ft3SS : r.'Tr . A J&6tifi0 . .f ! - T Ort"". "VOi3 -;vW JTS.V. J t plastered outside, and tho Joints flllod and pointed with black mortar, which gives tho wall an attractive finish. If the house faces tho north, It would bo bettor to put tho fruit room In the front end of tho cellar. Tho north end Is several dogreeB coalerthan the south end; and It Is not necessary to run furnace pipes past tho partition in tho sitting room. To reach the front bedroom, an up stairs pipe may be placed on an In cllno through tho wall paitltlon. Such little dotalls must be looked after by the owner. That bedroom upstalra. would bo difficult to heat from a fur nace, wlh tho pipe improperly laid. There Is a right nnd a wrong way to put In furnace pipes, nnd my expe rience is that the eye of tho owner is a llttlo better than the eye of the In spector. In arranging furnace pipes,. It Is a good plan to study the different rooms beforo the building Is started. Almost as soon as tho collar wall is built, you want your furnace plpeB In placo. You want tho hottest plpo In the sitting room, and 'the next hottest pipe In tho bathroom. Tho old-faBhloffud way of heating a house was to lead tho biggest pipe to tho lower hall, and let the air float up stairs naturally; but natural condi tions cannot always bo depended upon to furnish good results. A good fur nace man, If given plans beforo th building Is started, can lay out a sys tem of plpos that will hoat every room without passing tho air through the front hall. Thero 1b another ex treme to this proposition; and that ia. to keop tho front hall Bhut oft, and not havo any air carried in that direction. This 1b as much of a mlBtako as the other. Ventilation Is Just as Impor tant as heat, and you cannot have good ventilation with tho hallway shut off. To Eat Asparagus, ,, How to eat asparagus. This is s problem as tremendous as how to eat art orango. Ivan Heald glvos somo ad vice on the point. k, "Rest one elbow," he aays, "on tho cloth nnd wrap one leg around the log of tho tablo so as to prevent ovorbal; anolng. Grip tho nsparagua and rub Its neck In tho molted butter. Before It has time to mako up Its mlndwhlch way it will wabblo swing the aa'pantf gus off Its feet and waggle It in the nlr to teat its pliability. Then opert your mouth and mako a feint at biting your Btalk In tho small ot tho back "Ten to ono the asparagiiB will trv to dodge by doubling up. You gft him as his head comes down, and: thore you aro. "Never, in tho oxcltement of the Btruggle, bo tomptod into biting tho asparagus below the belt. It's not playing tho gnmo, and besides, It glvoa the stalk a flno opportunity to whlpT round with a loft hook to the car." ' Tough Material, "Would you marry a self-mudo-' man?" asked tho glrj who had never even beon seriously engaged. "No, my dear, nevor ogafn," replied tho still lovely widow, "They u a, fully hard to make over."