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DAKOTA COUNTY HBRALD: DAKOTA CITY. NEBRASKA.
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Backache Is a Warning
Nature always Hires fair warning when
ever nnrtliluff Is going wrong Inside the
body. When wnrneil of klilner weakness
by Handling I.clc orillsoM. rod urination,
rito the kidneys prompt help and nrola
more serious troubles.
Kidney trouble is a dangerous thing, be
cause the kidneys are the blood filters, and
weak kldnejs soon upset the healthiest
system, causing rheumatic attacks, grarel,
dropsy and Height's disease.
Doan's Kidney rills U a most reliable kid
ney remedy. Doan's nro used successfully
all over theclvltlzed world and publicly rec
ommended by thousands of grateful people.
A 8outh Dnl.ota Case.
Mrs J II. Wright,
IV w'i Gv
611 First Ave,, E.
Mitchell, S D, says
"For ten years I had
kidney trouble and
doctors said It wes
Incurable. I was In
constant misery, my
back ached and t
had agonlilng- dizzy
spells. The kidney
secretions passed Ir
regularly and the
(low was scanty.
Finally I uied Doan's
Kidney Pills and
they rid mo of all
these ailments. I
have been In good
bsalth ever since."
Get Doan's at Any Stors. GO Bos
DOAN'S kpxxdAV
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What is Castoria
C ASTORIA fa a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant It contains neither Opium,
Morphino nor other Narcotic Bubstance. Its age is its guarantee. It
destroys Worms nnd allays Peverishness. For moro than thirty years it
has been in constant uso for tho relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind
Colic, all Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach
and Bowels, assimilates tho Food, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought, and which has been in uso for over
SO years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that
trifle with ana endanger the health or infants ana -
Children Experience against Experiment. fs fLJ&-tf''l'
Genuine Castoria always bears tho signature of &&y "&GCnZ
QUICK THINKING SAVED DAY
Too Small Boy Was Allotted Necessity
for Preserving Family Reputa
tion, and He Did It.
At a banquet of the ministers of
New York, Doctor Johnston of the
Morrlsanla church, told this story:
"One of the inomberB of my church
has Instilled Into his family tho belief
that the collection Is a vitally Impor
tant part of the service.
"Consequently his little boy Thomas
never comes to church without his
contribution.
"One Sunday, as the elders began to
take up tho collection at the morning
service, Thomas looked along the pew
to see If the various members of the
family were provided with a contribu
tion. "Noticing a guest of his sister's empty-handed,
he whispered:
" 'Where Is your money?'
" 'I have none,' was the reply.
"Time was short and tho necessity
great. In a flash the little fellow met
the emergency by saying:
"'Hero tako mine. That'll pay for
you, and "I" get under the seat.'
"And, fllnglnc his own coin Into her
lap, he disappeared under the pew,
where ho remained until the elder had
gone by and tho reputation of tho
family was saved." Popular Maga
zine. Porflrlo Diaz's Poetic Prophecy.
President Porflrlo Diaz, who ruled
over Mexico for more than a quarter
of a century as an absolute dictator,
believed that only such Iron rule could
bring peace and progress to tho half
civilized millions of that country.
Several years ago, when his power
was still unbroken, an American, who
was on Intimate terms with him, ven
tured to suggest that the Mexicans
were now prepared for a moro liberal
form of government, and hinted that
his rule was too severe.
The stern old man stiffened his
gaunt figure, and ran his fingers
through his locks, now white with
years.
"When these snows melt," he said,
prophetically, "the mud will be deep
in Mexico!" Youth's Companion.
Kind Editors.
Needless to say, tho night was cold.
Brrr!
"Wo have used up the last stick of
wood in tho house," said the young
artist to the brooding poet as they sat
beside the embers of a fire. "What
shall we do? Must I sacrifice my lat
est canvas?"
"Hold!" said tho poet. "I shall
bring my rejoctlon slips."
And they kept tho fire going all
night.
Certainly.
"Do you think It Is unhealthful for
a man to keep his mouth open whllo
he Is asleep."
"No, but it is annoying to those
with whom he comes in contact for
blm to keep It open while he Is
awake."
Discretion.
"Do you always acknowledge It when
you know you are wrong?"
"No; only when other people know
it."
Don't Persecute
Your Bowels
Cut out cathartics and purgatives. They are
Drutai, harsh, unnecessary. Tryp
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
Purely vegetable. Act
gently on tho liver.
eliminate bile, and
tootnetne delicate.
membrane of the,
bowel. Cure
CoOIIIpitiOD,
Billoutncii,
Sick Uetd.
ache and Isdlfeitlon, si millions know,
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
BUCK
LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
by Cutttr'1 BliekUj Pills. low
priced, fresh, rolULlo: preferred bj
WftiUrn stockmen. Lertuae thsy
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Properly Resented Insinuation.
It was his Unit pair of long trousers,
nnd ho folt very pleased with himself
ns ho swaggorcd boldly Into Uio local
bIioo emporium.
"I want a brand-now pair of b1ioc3,"
ho announced, na n smart young man
camo to attend him.
"A pair of kids, I supposo?" askod
tho over-obliging salesman, referring
to tho quality of tho leather.
Tho joungster turned his noso up
coldly, swelled his chest to Its full pro
portions, and, fixing a stony stare on
tho young shopman, replied, Indig
nantly: "A pair of kids, indeed! A pair of
small mon's, thank youl"
Perpetual Lettuce Plants.
To havo fresh lettuco all summer
from ono planting, Instead of pulling
It up, as most peoplo do, you tako a
sharp knlfo and cut all tho leaves as
you need them, Just leaving tho stalk.
In a short whllo It will again bo cor
orod with leaves.
Those who pay as they go can
travel on rubber tires most of the
time.
HUMOR WORSE THAN WASTED
Probably In the Future Madge Lesslng
Will Be Wary of Joking With Ger
man Newspaper Men.
Miss Madge Lesslng, who is now
appearing In Tho Blue Mouse, has
been playing In Berlin for some timet
remarks Pearson's Weekly.
She was telling us tho other day
that soon after she went to Germany
she was Interview ed by tho representa
tive of a Berlin newspaper.
Tho Interview complimented her
on being able to speak her lines In
the piece without a traco of a foreign
accent.
"Oh," replied Miss Lesslng frivol
ously, "I play In five languages Ger
man, French, American, English and
Irish."
Poor Miss Lesslng expected at least
a smile at her llttlo joke, but tho In
terviewer wrote It down quite serl
ously, and In due course the statement
appeared in print.
Almost Immediately another news
paper chlded her, solemnly informing
her that American, English and Irish
were practically one and the same lan
guage. "Miss Lesslng," it pointed out,
"should know better than to make a
mistake like this!"
Grievance of Suffraglsm.
One of the grievances of suffragists
Is the inferior position occupied by
women as parents. A couple of days
ago a woman, whoso husband had, so
far as sho knew, gone down In tho
Empress of Ireland, applied to tho
Wlllesden magistrates for a vaccina
tion exemption for her Infant son. Sho
was Informed from the bench that the
oxomptlon order could not be granted
until the father's death was legally
proved, as "the law did not recognize
her as tho parent of the child." If
tho law does not enable .a woman to
rank as the parent of her children it
must bo a "hass" of tho most asinine
type. London Globe.
Delicate Flattery.
"What makes you keep saying you
wish congress would adjourn?" asked
the statesman, a llttlo resentfully.
"Well," replied the big business man,
"my reasons are entirely selfish. You
gentlemen make such Interesting
speeches that I can't help stopping to
read them and It takes my mind off
ray work."
Tho under dog always likes to hear
tho flap of tho wings of the peace
dove. i
Why Is it that a big man always
takes a llttlo woman eerlously?
DISAPPEARED
Coffee Alio Vanish Before Postum.
It seems, almost too good to bo
true, tho way headache, nervousness,
Insomnia, and many other obscuro
troubles vanish when coffee Is dis
missed and Postum used as tho regu
lar tablo beverage.
Tho reason is clear. Coffee con
tains a poisonous drug caffeine
which causes the trouble, but Postum
contains only tho food elements In
choice hard wheat with a llttlo mo
lasses. A Phila. man grew enthusiastic and
wrote as follows:
"Until 18 months ago I used coffee
regularly every day and suffered from
headache, bitter taste in my mouth,
and Indigestion; was gloomy and irri
table, bad variable or absent appetite,
loss of flesh, depressed in spirits, etc.
"I attribute these things to coffee,
because slnco I quit It and have drank
Postum I feel better than I had for
20 years, am less suscoptlblo to cold,
havo gained 20 lbs. and the symptoms
have disappeared vanished beforo
Postum."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "Tho Road to
Wollvillo," In pkga,
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Poctum must bo well
boiled. 15o and 25o packages.
Instant Postum In a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot wator and, with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious bovor
ago Instantly. 30o and 50a tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds Is
about the same.
Thtr s a Reason" for Poctum.
sold by Grocers.
ARMIES OF POWERS COMPARED
mCtf
ftsJstt&i 1 JApAN
AOotWA
fRANCt
GERMANY
REAL BATTLE CAPABILITIES
OF THE ARMIES OF EUROPE
"Do you know that the contending
umles in Europo today are battling
upon their peaco tlmo footings?" askod
ft colonol on the general staff of the
United States army. "And don't for
get that tho nation that gets its fight
ing force up to its full wpj strength
first will gain a. material advantage In
the present turmoil."
This meanB tha't any hasty deduc
tions made upon the basis of fights
won and lost up to date may soon
prove absolutely misleading.
The Question then arises: Which of
tho struggling armies can reach its
war strength soonest, and, with that
attained, what are Its chances for
maintaining that standing in tho gru
eling days to come? Tho answer Is
a matter of administrative efficiency
first, and then follows naturally tho
relatlvo merits of tho reBervo material
upon which tho nation can draw as
battle after battle and disease thin
tho ranks of those In the field. At
present tho QermonB are virtually
fighting alono four other nations, but
their Initial setbacks are not properly
a true Index of what Is to come In the
near future.
Some Figures.
As it is neoossary to deal with fig
ures It is Just as well to begin now
on later. These figures, Interpreted in
the light of additional Information
havo anothor meaning, ono that comes
olosor to tho factB Inspiring tho ag
gressive policy nsaumod by tho kai
ser in faco of Beomlngly appalling
oddo. According to authoritative in
formation tho poaoe and the war foot
ing of tho powers named are as fol
lows: Peace.
Russia ....771,193
Germany .EGS.cect
Prance ... (35,670
Austria ..843,353
Italy 211.301
England ..206,623
Japan ....182,103
War. Reserves. Total.
1,079,37 B,tD0,000 6,497,387
844.M3 6,000.000 E.SU.9S3
700,740 3,260,000 3.950,740
633,624 2,600,000 3,029,624
W1.496 1.600,000 1,871,490
BS,e98 216.000 438.693
241,800 1,000,000 1,264,300
As betwoon- France and Germany
apart from too hitter's superior war
footing, tho total of the fully trained
reservoe In tho Fatherland would bo
the most potent factor In a prolonged
struggle and also the Justification for
a vigorous Initiative desplto early
heavy losses. Both Germany and
Franco havo In the last two years in
creased tho period of service from
two to three years. In France this
lengthening of the term with the col
ors aroused a great deal of opposition,
not to say dlsoontent
Immediately back of these soldiers
are the first reserves, men who but
recently havo finished thoir full tours
of activo service and of course are
familiar with the latest practices. Now
look at the foregoing figures. Ger
many's peaco footing la only 29,895
men stronger than that of Franco, but
upon tho first call to arms this moder
ate superority immediately Jumps to
the greater figure of 144,203, giving the
kaiser an advantage of nearly 21 per
cent But thlB la only the beginning
of tho difference.
Germany's total reserve of fully
trained reserves men trained with
peculiar thoroughness is today quite
5,000,000, whllo tho admittedly less ex
actlngly drilled reserves of Franco
number but 3,260,000 rank and file.
Here, as can plainly bo seen, tho Fa
therland leads by 1,760,000 two and a
half tlmos tho war footing of France,
whllo still having In reserve as many
as Fronoo would have at host
Setting aside the question of tho
relative military value of the training
of the German and tho French sol
diers, thoso of Franco carry a inaga
tlno rifle of eight mllllmlters caliber
and the German infantrymen repeat-
AIR MACHINES WILL DO
BUT LITTLE KILLING
While ho belioves war of tho air
will bo tho war of tho future. Captain
Bristol, head of the Unltod States navy
aeronautlo sorvlce, predicted that air
machines will do little actual wholo
sale killing In Europe.
Thoy will bo UBcd almost solely for
reconnotsanco work, ho sold. Their
chiof servico will bo In scouting.
"Bombs," ho sold "are not devol-
O TOT L STRENGTH
OF ARMV
WAR FOOTING
PE ACe FOOTING
GLBRUMM
RUSftlA
ers having a caliber of 7.8 millime
ters. Assuming tho same propulsive
charge, tho Gorman gun will carry fur
ther and travel flatter than tho Frenoh
weapon, making for better marksman
ship at all ranges.
Again, the French rifle Is heavier
than the German, Increasing to that
extent tho stress upon the man who
has to carry It on long marches. The
soldlors of both , nations carry tho
same numbor pf cartridges, 120. But
tho saving in weight in the German
musket is offset by other weights ho
has to carry. Fully equipped tho
French foot soldier has a total bur
don of 64.G8 pounds, while the Ger
man Infantryman has to boar 68.76
pounds. As a broad proposition tho
averago German is a sturdier man
than his French rival, and this greater
tax is wisely laid upon him.
French Equipment.
In tho French army each company
of infantry has the following portable
tools: Eight shovels, four pickaxes
(doublo headed), threo axes, ono fold
ing saw and a pair of wire nippers.
The Gorman foot soldlor on tho other
hand does not get off so easily, be
cause eaoh company has to carry 100
small spades, ton pickaxes and five
hatchets. Now what does thlB mean?
Simply that the kaiser'B Infantrymen
are able to entrench themselves quick
er than their French rivals, and for
that reason could hold an advanced po
sition more securely and guard them
selves against attack while there bet
ter than tho soldiers of the tricolor.
Now let us seo what Russia repre
sents as a foes to Germany on the Fa
therland's northern border. Unques
tionably the czar's army Is superior to
tho kaiser'B in mcro point of num
bers In peace, In war and In the total
available resorves, and so far aa per
sonal bravery goes the Russian soldier
is unsurpassed. But battles nro not
won theso dayB by Just numbers;
training and handling of tho men are
of supremo importance.
Broadly speaking, It Is doubtful If
tho Russian forces aro any better
tralnod than thoy wero when they
measured strength with the Japanoao
In 1904-05. The Infantry are armed
with magaxlno rifles of 7.62 millime
ter caliber, and as marksmon they aro
nothing like the equals of the Ger
mans. How They Compare.
Russia Is measurably suporlor to
Germany in the matter of Infantry,
cavalry and artillery in tho form of
flold guns, and Germany, In turn, leads
France In the vital feature of artillery.
Artillery has nlayed a prima part In
all great wars, and tho popular Idea
is that It la upon theso guns that tho
tldo of battle turns. In a measure this
Is so, for tho field pieces have to pro
tect or support the Infantry; but with
this dono, the decisive outcome of an
action depends upon the conduct and
gallantry 'of tho foot soldier, for he
constitutes the backbone of any mili
tary force.
Aa a matter of history, the Frenoh
have led In field o'rdnanoe ever slnco
the Franco-Prussian war. The French
were the first to adopt tho long recoil
which made It possible to use higher
propulsion charges and to secure bet
ter practice against tho target, and
to them, too, is owed the introduction
of tho spado upon tho trail by whlob
tho recoil of the carriage could be
chocked, thus making It possible for
the gun polntor to bold bis position
aud to flro deliberately and rapidly. To
tho French, also, tho world is Indebted
for the highor development of the
shrapnel shell with its withering blast
, of leaden bullets.
oped yet to tho point where they will
bo particularly destructive. Their
chiof effectiveness In the big war in
Europe will be to create oonateraattoo
In groups of hidden ooldiors. The
death rate from an air bomb nmaaj
cloaoly packod fore-, might be twen
ty men,"
That the air inach'i will lend to
tho spectacular element of war was
his belief He ventured tho predic
tion that Bomo battles may be waged
between scout aeroplnnes or aero
planes and dirigibles.
A
Home
TOW
JtlELPsS
BEAUTY OF WELL KEPT LAWN
Care Taken of Land Surrounding the
Home Adds Much to Arractlve-
ness of Town.
At various times In connection with
tho nowspapor reports of tho mootlngs
of cltltens' associations tho subjoot
of well kept lawns and attractive
flower bedB has boon touched on, and
In a number of Instances citizens' as
sociations havo agrood to oontlnuo
tho practise previously found effec
tive of giving awards for lawnB and
flower growths of distinguished merit.
Many of the urban and suburban
neighborhoods of tho district are tho
handsomer, happier and moro valuable
beoauso of the caro glvon to tho land
In front or at tho rear or on tho grass
sides of the home. A woll kopt grass
plot or a carefully tendod flower gar
don tolls all tho world which passes
that way that somebody lives there,
that there Is homo llfo thoro and
that order and contont reigns within.
In most cases tho condition of tho
yard or "grounds" can be and will
bo taken as an index of tho house
keeping system that is followed In
side Tho gardon or the lawn tendod
with caro glvos a propor touch to
tho homo and appliod to contiguous
homes makos tho neighborhood bet
ter. Tho ollmato of Washington la
encouraging to flno gardens and every
body who Uvos In a houso has tlmo
enough to caro for ono. Tha lawn
mowor, tho rake and tho spado aro
fine Implements of physical culture.
Tho security of private lawns and
flowor bods Is groator than It over
was. Public opinion has boon so
Improved nnd eduoated In this mat
ter that complaints of marauding aro
rare, whereas not many years ago
they wore frequent. This 1b shown
by roferonco to an editorial In tho
Star, May 27, 187C, which in part fol
lows: "Thoro 1b probably no place In the
country where moro 1b dono by its
Inhabitants to beautify their homes
by tho cultivation of flowers, shrub
bery, otc., than by tho citizens of
Washington. Nor is there a place
where such efforts aro more success
ful considering tho discouragements
and drawbacks under which they aro
made. Wo refer moro especially to
the pulling of flowers, tho destruc
tion of shrubbery and the theft of
rare plants from prlvato grounds. So
great has this abuso grown in somo
porta of tho city thot not a few of
thoso who havo boen so frequently
raided are hesitating botween giving
up tho pleasant duty of ornamenting
their grounds and lying lu wait for
tho marauders with loaded shotguns.
The moBt curious thing to theso Buf
fcrers is tho fact that tho police ap
parently never seo any of tho despoil
ing, nnd that in splto of tho stringent
law on the subject no nrrosts nro
made or at least no punishment Is in
flicted." PLAYGROUNDS FOR THE CITY
Statistics Show Less Crime In Places
Where the Recreation Plan
Obtains.
At a meotlng of the City Club In
Philadelphia recently at which tho
ssbject of municipal recreation was
under dlsousslon ono of the speakers
gave uttorance to the sentiment: "A
foot of playground Is worth an aero
of penal Institutions."
It is dlffl cult to gauge the valuo of
the playground, but In ovory city
where a playground or a system of
playgrounds has been established the
tostlmony has beon in Its favor as a
beneficent Institution. Most of our
American cities did not give much
thought to the recreation Idea in tho
beginning, but nono of thorn under
took to got along without prisons.
Perhaps If the playgrounds wore moro
numerous the country might bo able
to dispense with a fow acres of Its
penal establishments.
That tho playground bad a civil
izing and elevating Influence is not to
bo doubted. Figures compiled In va
rious cities show that Juvenile of
fenses aro fewest in localities wboro
recreation grounds are available.
They also show that there are tower
accidents and Injuries to children in
such neighborhoods. Children who
aro "raised up In tho streets" mako
trouble for thomaolvos and for other
persons. In cities where there is not
a playground system It Is inevitable
that children will play In tho streets
for It Is the nature of tho child to
play
No city over made a bad Investment
in buying a playground or In establish
ing a system of playgrounds.
Hissed Off ths Stage.
Footllghte How did he come out In
his act?
Miss Sue Brette In a hurry.
"How so?"
"Why, the snake charmer followed
him, and one of her snakes hissed him
off tho stage."
The Human Variety.
"Oh, ma, Flossie's mamma got a
donkoy and cart for a birthday pres
ent. Did anybody over give you a
donkey for a present?"
"Yes, child; pa did when he mar
ried mo."
Chivalry Has Trials.
Chivalry exacts a certain Indulgence
of feminine whims from the male sex,
but there is a limit, according to a
Kansas City man who, aftor getting a
divorce from his wife, asked the court
to restore her maiden noma. He soys
bis wife twlco attexnptod suicide, flirt
ed with a wife-murderer in Jail and
now Is playing baseball with a "bloom
or girls" team in Oklahoma. It is not
to be wondorod at that the Judgo re
grotted hla Inability to comply wiUj
the request, LouIbvIUo Times,
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JlCOomans Drink
verijlodts Drink
A igorously good and keenly 1
g delicious. Thirst -quenching 1
I and refreshing. I
1 The national beverage O m
k Demand tKa pnutia by full name flV
Nicknames eocoursga substitution. MNbbiJSIh
THE COCA-COLA COMPANY pjjBl
WheneYer B&w Ati.n. r. KfvsssH
vou te an
Arrow think
ol Coca-Cola.
NAMES CAUSE OF CONFUSION
Incident That v Was Embarrassing
Alike to Newspaper Man and Lady
He Was Sent to Interview.
Names can produce sometimes a
treat deal of confusion. As whon Flor
ence D. White, now one of tho head
mon of tho Now York World, wont to
a hotel in St. Louis when ho was a
reporter on the Post Dispatch to boo
woman on business,
His card read, "Florence D. White,"
and tho woman naturally inferred
that Floronco wns of tyor own box.
Therefore sho asked tho visitor to
como up. And as sho was not dressed
to recelvo ono of tho other box, tho
climax wns embarrassing.
A visitor from Columbus was toll-
lug a story of Ireland, the clever car
toonist of tho Columbus Dispatch. Ire
land's work Is known to every man,
woman and child in Columbus, and to
a great many outstdo that city.
Last spring Ireland went on a va
cation trip to tho South. A fow days
later a teacher of geography In ono
of tho schools of Columbus said to hor
class: "Can any llttlo girl tell mo
where Ireland Is?"
A llttlo band wont up and a llttlo
volco replied: "He's down In Flori
da." ERUPTION OVER CHILD'S BODY
Routo No. 3, Box 07, Llttlo Falls,
Minn. "Our llttlo bov was taken sick
with a fAvnr and after tho fovor he
6roko out with a sore eruption all over
his body. Wo could got nothing to
help him. Tho soroo wore largo and
red and blooding. Thoy started with
blisters as If ho wore burned nna
nhnn thnv broko thov would bleed
and they Itched bo that ho could not
sleep for somo tlmo. Wo had him all
tied up with bandageB and then wo
had, to soak thorn off overy day.
"Wo bought a cako of Cutlcura Soap
and a box of Cutlcura Ointment
which soon gavo him relief. Now he
is as well no can bo for In threo weeks
ho was all healed by tho Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment." (Signed) Georgo
Woltors, Jan. 29, 1914.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout tho world. Samplo of each
froo.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutlcura, Dopt. L, Boston," Adv.
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