Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, July 16, 1914, Image 2

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FLIGHT IS POSSIBLE
Possibility of Over-Sea Voyage
Pointed Out.
Dr. Bell In Communication to National
Geographic Society Says Trip In
Heavler-Than-AIr Machine In
13 Hours Is Feasible.
Washington. Tho possibility of a
trans-Atlantic ocean fllnht In a
heavler-thnn-alr machlno In 13 bourn
la pointed out In a communication to
tho Nntional Geographic society at
.Washington from Dr. Alexander
Graham Hell, Inventor of tho tele
phono and former president of tho
society.
"The dlstanco from Newfoundland
to Ireland is loss than two thouauud
miloa," says Doctor Bell. "Thla
means that If you go nt 100 miles an
hour you will cross tho Atlantic la 20
hours lose than a day. Wo hao fl
tag machines that go at a gronte.
peed than that. Wo already havo
machines that could cros3 the ocean
If tholr engines con koop going for 20
hours. Of course, these aro excep
tional machines, but oven tho ordinary
macmncs of today inako 50 miles an
hour with ease.
'Now, a flying machluo flies faster
aa you go hlghor tip, because the rarer
air otfors less resistance to tho mo
tion, while tho propeller gives tho
samo push with tho aamo power, what
ever tho elovatlon. As you got Into
tho rarer air tho propeller spina
around fastor. A 60-milc-an-hour ma
chine flying two miles high In tho
air and wo havo machines that havo
Bono twlco as high as that will fly
much faster than GO miles an hour.
Then at an elevation of two mile
high In the air there is a constant
wind blowing In tho general direction
of Europo having a velocity anywhere
from twenty-flvo to fifty miles an
hour
"As a not result of all theso things,
thero can bo llttlo doubt that any or
dinary mnchino that la nblo to sup
port Itself in tho air at an elevation
Dr. Alexander Graham Bell.
of two miles high will attain a speed
of at least ono hundred mllos an hour
in tho direction of Europo, and that
moans going from America to Europo
in a Blnglo day. Calculation shows
that, taking all theso circumstances
into consideration, our boat machines
should bo nblo to cross the Atlantic
in 13 hours. I hardly dare say It
aloud for publication. It la Bufflcient
ly startling to know that It Is not only
possible, but probable, that tho pas
aage may bo made in a alnglo day.
Bat if, as I imaglno. It can bo done
in 13 hours, you may tako an early
breakfast In Newfoundland and a lato
aner in Ireland the same night."
PLEDGES IN PARIS PAWNSHOP
Municipal Uncle Secured by False
Teeth, Dog Collars an Official
8carf.
Paris. The Mont do Pleto, or pwn
Stoker's shop, is in Franco an official
institution, Instead or being operated
tor private gain. Every nioeth tho
Paris municipal council pobllafiea a de
tailed report dealing with tho work
tegs of tho establlahmonta undr its
control, and aa theso documents aro
compiled with much exactness, they
often roako amusing reading.
The latest report lasicatcij the ex
traordinary variety of articles pledged
wjkh the municipal "unclo." During
the month three people deposited com
plete sets of false teeth, and nlno
partod temporarily with what aro offi
cially registered as "partial dentures."
The Mont de Piste received tweaty
wiveri leaultos, from which it must not
e Imagined that ecclesiastics can bo
left In pawn, slnoe the term its slang
for a dog's collar. Similarly the marl,
which figures on the offlelal list, was
not a husband, but a tool used by en
gravers. Another article plodged was tho offi
cial scarf -worn by a deputy. But the
Boat extraordinary item la undoubted
ly "two operating tables." It would be
of some Interest to know tho reasons
for their presonco.
AN AMBASSADOR'S SON FARMS
Henry Morgantlrau ftun a 1,600 Acre
Tract In Mew York Will
Raise Cattle,
New York. Relieving that adentlfi
farming and the raising of cnttto will
be one of the most Important ntppa
toward lowering the. cant of living,
ilenryMorgenthau, won of tho TJnKou
States ambassador to Turkey, Ju con
ducting experiments on a ljOOO acre
tract near I'lahkill vlHago, saya u New
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PLANNING NEW ANTARCTIC EXPEDITION
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Sir Ernest Shackloton has appointed Frank Wild as second In command
of tho now Imperial transantarctlc expedition which starts from Duenos
Aires early in October Tho photograph shows Sir Ernest (right), with
Mr. Wild, buBy on some plans at the office of tho expedition.
SEEK HUNTER'S AID
U. S. Forest Service's Unique
Dn Aoio cnn ciM
I lUil MljaillOl I uiuoi ruco.
Takes Up With Manufacturers of
Firearms and Ammunition 8cheme
by Which Purchasers Will Be
Reminded of Flro Danger.
(From thn Forest Service. U. 8. Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
Washington. Because of the fact
that many forest Area are set through
tho carelessness of hunters, camporB
and othora who go Into tho woods for
roToation, tho forest sdrvlco has
tnkru up with manufacturers of flro
irina and ammunition tho nuestlon of
n, co-aporatlvo arrangomont through
w'i'-'i purchasers and users of guns
nd r-artrldgcs shall bo reminded of
thn flro danger
It has boon Uolntari nut Mint In thn
luubrr regions of tho 'Northwest, for
triraplp, manufacturers nnd other
business men havo boon having
printed or stamped on tholr station
ery nnd pay checks various crisp,
catchy statomonts about tho loss
which tho public suffers through tho
decreased demand for labor and de
creased monoy In circulation If tlm
ber, which la tho source of many of
the Northwest's Industries, la burned
np.
It has also been pointed out that
In tho Knst nnrtlculnrlv minv fnmnt
flre-f iiro startod by the carolossnoss
of huntcre, who drop burning matchoa,
cigar or cigarette stumps, or plpo
coali In tho woods, or perhaps build a
flro Which la left hnrnlni? whnn thn
hunter goes on. Forest flros of courso
greatly lnjuro tho lntorosts of sporta
mon by robbing tho birds of tholr
proper oover. They also Impair tho
fodd nupply of both birds and big
gamo, through tho destruction of tho
undergrowth which furnlshos browse,
borrlos and other food.
Thn eastern woods are oxposed to
tho danger from fires principally In the
Bprlng und fall, when most of tho
troos ore bare and the leaves on tho
ground aro dry. Tho spring fires,
many of which aro due to trout flah-
ormen, may destroy tho eggs of game
birds nnd oven tho young birds them
selvoa. SInco trout fishermen are
likely to hunt in tho fall, tho samo
Individuals, If careless, may be a
source of danger at both seasons.
It is suggosted that tho manufac
turers of arms and ammunition ought
to be sufficiently interested In tho
matter of perpetuation of game to bo
willing to holp in tho campaign
against forcBt flros. This help may
come through tho printing of Bomo
brief flro warning on cartrldgo boxes
or Bomo Blip to go with any hunting
or camping nuppllos which aro fur
nished. Several manufacturers have
already expressed their Interest In
the matter and their willingness to
help.
VACATION FOR HIS HORSE
Kansas City Real Estate Man Works
His Steed Only Eight Months
a Year.
Kansas City. Four months out of
every year aro play months for Gypsy,
a twenty-year-old mare owned by
Frank D. Parsons, a Kansas City real
state dealer, according to the Kansas
City Star Mr. Parsons haB owned
Qypsy fifteen years nnd he says hor
faithfulness merita the beat treatment
he can glvo her.
Oypoy ntands without hitching. She
never complains, and Is always ready
for work, and, despite her twonty
years, fa In rugged health. December
1 every year Mr. Parsons has Gypsy's
wmxs removed, and aho 1b allowed to
rset four months. 8ho has a diet of
relied oats and alfalfa. A box stall Is
her sleeping place and she has a big
lot to romp In If aho is so disposed.
"1 am often asked how I koep her
looking bo well when aho Is bo old,"
Mr. Parseos said tho other day. "Ifs
because of tho humune treatment she
receives. Gypsy has pulled my buggy
many years and Bho earns a yearly vo
cation. Sho rests all winter, and In
the hot Bummer days Bho has leisure
besides, If the dny Is hot I'd rather
York Herald correspondent. Mr. Mor-
Bonxnau la already convinced that
thousands of acres of land now neg
lected in Now York atato could bo con
Tertod Into grazing lands.
Mr. Morgonthau took to farming at
about tho uomo tlino that Vlncont
Aator added many acreo to his estate
at llhtnebock. Whllo, llko Mr Astor,
ho first turnod hla attention to the
falsing of crops, ho uaw tho possibility
Of cattle ralalniF. anil n fni-lnnri nf flnu
. atoora from tho WeBt woro turnod out
to eato Mr Morrauthau wont West
tako a street car than hitch her up.
I LuHt week I had her In harness only
one day and she loafed In tho shade
tho rest of tho time.
"Tho flies never bother Gypsy In tho
summer because I spray lfer twlco a
day with a preparation that keeps off
tho posts and she will stand all day
without tossing her head or stamping.
"Tho hard pavement nover hurts
her feet, either, because eho has a
piece of solo leather noxt to her hoofs
and tbo shoes nro nailed on the leath
er. She hasn't had a sick day In years
and she nover falls me.
"Somo day she Is going to bo too
old to pull me around and then sho Is
not going to get a bullet or bo sent to
tho dinky market. I am going to glvo
hor freedom somo day and let her closo
her days In somo pleasant pasturo. A
horse will work without food until It
drops. It nover complains and It putH
all Its trust In Its master. A man who
wouldn't treat his horse right wouldn't
treat his family right."
FRESH BEEF KEPT 18 YEARS
Oldest Joint of Meat In World on View
at a Leadenhall Market In
London.
London. In Leadenhall Market tho
oldost Joint of meat In the world was
on view recently. It la eighteen years
since It ceased to bo bullock and bo
camo beef, and Its preservation Is re
garded by exports as a record In cold
storago.
A hlndquartor of frozon beef was
shipped from Brisbane In February,
1890, and sold to Willis & Co., Ltd.,
military contractors, of Malta. Tho
lattor, as an experiment, kept It In
cold storago till a few months ago,
when It wns brought to London. For
eighteen years It hafl been In a tern
poraturo of 10 or 15 degrees Fahren
heit Before tho Joint left Malta a portion
waa cooked and eaten without disas
trous effects. Now, as a French scien
tist has declared that meat more than
a year old Is full of poison. It Is to bo
carefully analyzed.
The average ago of frozen meat sold
In London la two or three months, and
tho oldest frozen meat hitherto known
to the trade la Bnld to bo two years. It
waa suggested in the trade that K
meat can bo kopt eighteen years or
longer It might bo possible to koop
hugo stores in this country as a food
supply In time of war.
But tho Idea seems to havn wider
and yet moro Interesting possibilities.
it mont can bo storod Indefinitely, It
may be poBslblo to preserve tho prod
ucts of exceptionally good yeare for
the use of connoisseurs. "Vintage
yeara" will hnve their mennlng In tho
meat trado as they havo In tho wlno
trade. You will call for meat of a
particular year, ns the wlno lovor now
calla for hfa 1904 champagno, and the
wealthy man, desiring to glvo hla
friends a treat, will bog them to try
"thla priceless old beef."
DIES AS SHE INHALES SMOKE
Colored Woman of Wllmlnnton, Del,
Pitches Forward In Chair, Stran
gled by Cigarette.
Wilmington, Del. Sitting In her
homo at 24 Klund street, smoking a
clgaretto and talking to Special Offt
cora Green nnd Harris, who had
stopped to get aomo ovldenco in a
caso from hor, Delia Rich, colored,
aged 33, took a long puff, and, by In-,
haling tho smoke, strangled In trying
to oxhalo It.
Adjourn Court to Laugh.
Chicago. J. D. Kalner, a witness,
told such a droll story regarding a
new business trick In Judge Landls'
court that the Judgo was compelled to
adjourn for several minutes to let the
bonoh, bar, Jurors and spectators have
their laugh out
Didn't Think Much of Envoy.
Champaign, 111. "Who's Bernstorttr
asked Mlchnel Murphy, the morchanfc
policeman, who shot at an automoblU
occupied by Count von Bernstorff,
Oerman ambassador, when collod be
foro Mayor Dobbins to explain hla act
and personally picked out tho cattlo.
Theso stoors, which have gained In
weight considerably, will bo marketed
In July.
Mr, Morgonthau also has gono into
Uie breeding of horses. Ho Is special
izing In draught horses. Ho has bo
como a member of Wlccopeo Grango
bo as to bocomo more closely nfflllatod
with tho farmers of Duchess county.
His farm Is on tho west sldo of the
upper end of tho Flahklll mountains at
tho entrance of that section known w
the Highlands.
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(Copyright. 1914. by A. S. Gray)
THE CORSET.
Tho corset has held away, so it 1b
claimed, since about A. D. 910, and
nothing but the French Revolution
has ever for an Instant broken Its
hold on tho foniale sex. For about
two years during tho hoight of that
social orgy the garment waa aban
doned; then Franco relapsed onco
tnoro Into civilization and tho corset
j nio pulpit, tho medical profession,
roformors of all sorts and descrip
tions, have stormed and threatened,
I argUod and pleaded for tho nbandon
I mont of tho corset, but woman for
Bouio reason (may It not bo what wo
torm "Instinct"?) has tenaciously
clung to tho device which, until very
recent years, with tho Invention of
tho front lace, low bust corset, has
boon a most Injurious appllanco and
one undoubtedly productive of vast
harm to tho human race.
Thero la a reason for everything
nnd wo do not have to delve Into
tho mysteries of psychology or of any
other "ologlos" to locato the source of
woman's fondness for tho corset It
Is a matter of good sonse, of me
chanics, of gravity and balance What
wo term "Instinct" Is usually tho me
chanical following of the lino of least
resistance, tho lino of caso and com
fort. Woman Is moro comfortable In
tho corset, therefore sho will wear It
And It Is good for her to do so, too
provided It follows natural lines and
Is so adjusted that it will not displace
tho normal center of gravity.
Thero Is somethinc Intensely nb-
surd and Incongruous In tho fact thnt
our woman go to art galleries and
thero admire tho perfect form. They
buy boautlful bronzo nnd marblo fig
ures to adorn tho homo, and Invari
ably tho finest examples of art and
of beauty unadornod will bo found to
havo a waist 4C.7 per cont of the
hoight. But sho herself will crowd
hor own 40-lnch bust and 50-Inch
hips Into a 2G-Inch corset, not under
standing that tho effect is not only
grotosquo but that harmony Is the
good and tho beautiful and should be
lived personally, continuously every
day; it Ib not to bo bought In small
doses and admired from a dlstanco.
That is tho moasago tho artist la
striving to convoy to ua, and thla not
for art'a sako but for posterity, for
In thcBO contradictions llo tho root of
111 health and decay.
Tho uncivilized Individual may rest
when woary but tho clvlllzod may not
and hold his Job. Tho very rapid
change In industrial conditions makes
for an almost unlvorsal need for keep
ing tho trunk of tho body constantly
orect, eithor standing or sitting In a
chair, for nbout 16 out of tho 24
hours. Theso long orect houra, cou
pled with confinement In poorly venti
lated buildings, insufficient nutrition,
worry and other depressing causes In
cident to modern commercialism al
most too numoroua to mention, result
in an enervated muscular system. Tho
abdominal muscles relax, permitting
tho abdominal contents to Bag, result
ing In a condition known as enterop
toBla, or Glenard's disease. This
means that the stomach and lntes
tlnos, tho kidneys, liver and spleen,
ono or all sag down.
ConBtlpatlon, melancholia, backache,
debility, blllousnoBa, appondlcltla,
headacho, early losa of complexion
and n long Hat of ailments common
to tho majority of women and to many
men of all civilized countries aro a
fow of tho results of this lack of
muscular tono againat which woman
BtrivoB to defend herself with the cor
set But llko all good things It la
abused through our Ignoranco of tho
entlro flold that must bo considered.
The flrat step to Bocure a correotly
fitted corset la to have tho body In
natural balanco, and this menna a cor
rect Bhoo aa a foundation. Tho Bhoo
and tho corset noting togethor nro un
doubtedly responsible for nt least 90
per cent of tho ailments supposed to
bo tho particular horltago of woman.
Tho avorngo woman noeda tho serv
ices of n skilled mcchnnlcal engineer
more than Bho doee the sorvlces of
tho gynocologlst. Hor troubles are
fundamentally mechanical nnd montal
rather than physical, and that Is why
her case ls.alwnya "chronlo" and why
It will romnln "chronic" until tho
causo of tho trouble Is corrected. Hor
backaches, headaches, rheumatisms.
"norvouBnesB" and tho entlro train of
symptoms nro duo moro to muscular
strains and exhaustion than to any
thing olso.
SENTENQED TO READ BIBLE
Baltimore Justice Thinks Ho Has
Found a Way to Reclaim tho
Moral Wanderer.
JuBtlco Henry Ulrich of Baltimore
haa taken to sentencing habitual vio
lator of tho law to read the Bible.
Tho first of Buch aontoncea waa Im
posed on a young woman of respect
able porontngo who had boon arrest
ed more than 100 times.
A fow days ago tho young woman
lolled against tho braaa railing that
rims his deBk and pleaded "Guilty and
proud of It. Do you got that?" to tho
chargo of bolng drunk nnd disorderly
on tho street
After a lecture JuBtlco Ulrich said:
"Now, Victoria, I'm going to glvo
you another chancy to make good.
Can you read?"
Sho answered, ' Yob, Blr."
' Then I Miitence you to como to
this station hnuso ery Sundaj mora
ine, rnd b c al an hour with tho mat
ron uAdnih 'hi llible 1 ltl.cr that or
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Prrv MFRRASKA
Water Ib such a common, every-day
thing that few of us glvo It nnj
thought whatever, nnd Just because It
Is free a very largo number of per
sons do not drink It in sufficient quan
tities to maintain a good degree of
physical health. No other artlclo of
diet enters so completely Into tho con
struction and support of all living
things both nnlmal and vegetablo as
Water, and It Is tills vnrv nmnlnrns.
onco of water acting on that peculiar
twist of tho human mind that leads
ua to treat familiar thlng3 with reck
less contempt that results In our crim
inal lndlfferonco to water supplies.
As a matter of fact, wator Is an ele
ment of vast significance In tho main
tenanco of human life nnd oHlc'ency,
and to secure and maintain health tho
lndlvldunl citizen niUBt k'now tho truth
concerning this moat Important part
of our diet.
Tho scaly cello on tho aurfaco of our
skin, our hair and tho tips of our
nalla are the only parte of our bodlos
that can live In air.
Under favorable condlMnnn nn
live for 30 daya or moro without food,
buk not more than a fow minutes with
out air and only about thrco days with
out water. Were wo to spend a mate
rial part of tho money we squander
on food for KOOd air nnd trnnrt ,vnlnl.
no doubt wo should be vnatly moro
efficient, certainly wo would bo hap
pier, for there can bo no real happl
nesa without good health.
Deprived of water fnr thmn ovo .
become dellrioua and dlo from poison
ing by our own wasto products. A
steady stream of water flowing
through our bodies Is necessary to
wash out and carry away tho toxins
reaultlng from cell activity or wo
must inevitably succumb to disease;
and to keep this cleanalng stream flow
ing In Bufflclent volumo wo should
drink nbout two quarts of fluid dally.
Absolutely pure water Is not found
on earth. Even freshly fallen rain wn
ter contains some foreign matter, tho
amount and charactor of which de
pends on tho degree of contamination
of the air through which It falls. From
tho moment tho vapor Is condensed
Into water In tho clouds every flrmi
that falls begins to soak up something
out of everything It touches on Its
-tmivtnn 4 11. .a i
"""""J J mo sea, so mat when wo :, . "' """"
uso any of It from any source In our ! troubl be$an trov bad form of ec
diet wo are really drinking the wasto eenm n11 ovor my hands nek and
water from nature's laundry after she arm8, 1 could get no Bleop for tho
has washed nil out outdoors with It. t Aching and burning. The small plm-
According to averago local stand-
ards, water is "pure" and fit to drink
If It Is moro or les8 clear, does not
smell bad and doea not quickly orig
inate some clearly defined diseaso in
tho body of tho drinker. That it con
tains pathogenic organisma or Dto-
mainea from the action of bacteria
upon decaying organic matter Ib dem
onstrated only by somo unusually ae
vero joutbreak of dlaeaao In n commu
nity, and generally not until then la
It oven 8uspected that tho wator may
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uy "uiuiu, n jruu uro iu in neajin
havo your drinking water analyzed '
and tho source of supply Investl- !
gated.
Taking typhoid fever aa a gaugo, lot
us compare condltlona In several parta
of tho world. Germany, with a popu
lation donBlty of 310.9 per square mllo
(mare than ten times greater density
than our own), had In tho samo pe
riod of time a typhoid death rato of
4.7, compared with our 23.5 per 100,
000 Inhabitants; tho Netherlands, with
458.8 density, a death rato of 5.4; Swit
zerland, with a density of 242.7, a mor
tality of 3.8, and England and Wales,
with a density of 372.G, a death rate of
only six per 100,000 inhabitants, com
pared with the United States with a
density of only 30.9 and a mortality
of 23.6.
The city of Chicago in 1891 had a
typhoid rato of 173.8 per 100.000 In
habitants. An Investment of $62,000,
000 (approximately $27 per capita for
tho population of tho year 1912) In a
drainage anal and tho adoption of
other reasonable aanltary precautions
reduced tho typhoid fover death rato
In 1512 to only 7.5 per 100,000 inhabit-,
ants, probably the lowest rato ever
recorded for an American city of more
than 500,000 inhabitants. Had tho 1891
typhoid rato prevailed In Chicago In
1912 there would havo been approxi
mately. 40,000 cases of typhoid fover.
with approximately 3,878 doaths; but
there woro only 173 deaths from ty
phoid fever In Chicago In 1912, henco a
probable saving of 3,705 Uvea for tho
city in that year.
Obviously this demonstrates what
may bo done In tho prevention of dis
ease. If wo are as Intelligent aa wo
aaaumo ourselves to bo, and thoro Is
not something fundamentally and rad
ically wrong with our entire systom of
doing things, why thla dlfforonco In
tho same porlod between Europe, or
even tho city of Chicago, and tho to
tal vital Btatlstlca registration area
of tho United States? And what about
tho non-reglBtratlon area? Good health
and long llfo can bo purchased; why
ao wo not Duy lt7
Victoria ohoao tho Biblo. When she
appeared tho next Sunday morning
sho had evidently raado a bravo ef
fort to appear reapectable. Sho has
boen going to the station house every
Sunday for weeks now, and she thinks
Bhe will nover fall by the wayside
again.
That waa the first case. Justice Ul
rich was led to apply It again and It
la working well. Ho 1b positive that
ho haa found a plan that works.
Christian Herald.
Her Birthday Present.
An attractivo llttlo girl at n party
was being questioned about a doll sho
had Just received for her birthday.
Tho mother wns boamlng with delight
at tho attontlou hor daughtor was re
ceiving, whon the llttlo girl said:
"Why, do you know, tho hair on my
doll'B hoad comes off Just like mom
ma'B." What Noah Overlooked.
If Noah had swattod those two flloa
as they started up tho ark a gangplank
ho would havo saved a heap of trouble
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FATHER'S TURN TO THINK
Daughter's 8omewhat Pert Observa
tion Must Havo Given Him
Something of a Jolt
"We oldsters set for the yougstora
a higher atandard than wo sot for
ourselves. Forgottlng that you can't
mako a silk purso out of d bow's ear,
tho stupidest nnd ugliest failures of
parents expect their Bona and daugh
tera to grow up miracles of beauty, In
telligence and success."
The speaker was Wilton Lackaye,
the occasion tho Lambs' Gambol in
New York. Ho continued:
"Sometimes, though, auch parents
are called eharply to thomaolvos. Tho
Jolt la unpleasant
"A father said to hla pretty daugh
ter one evening with a scornful, angry
laugh:
"'That young Jamson has tho face
to want to marry you I A mere book
keeper!' '"But, father,' said tho girl, 'I love
Mr. Jamson. What la your objection
to our marriage?'
"'Why,' roared tho old man, 'why,
ho couldn't aupport you decently.'
" 'But, father,' said the girl, 'neither
can you.'
ECZEMA ON HANDS AND ARMS
i in
1321 Douglas St., Omaha, Nob. "My
pies 100Kea roa ana watery and my
oaiii uuu Hump uucumo ury ana ucn
Ing. Tho pimples Irritated mo eo that
I would scratch until they bled. I
could not put my hands In water and
if I onco tried It they burned bo that
I could not Btand It I had to havo
my hands tied up and glomes on all tho
tlmo for nearly two months. Some
times I would scratch tho skin off It
irritated so nnd I could do no work
nt all.
"I tried all kinds of remedies but
nothing did any good. Then I aaw In
-" " o"uv" ""
tne nowspaper about Cuticurn Soap
ana Ointment and got some. I waa
vutujyiuici ucuicu iu liVU Or OUt
weeks. They havo not troubled mo
since." (Signed) Joo Uhl, Jan. 31, '14.
Cutlcura Soap and Olntmont sold
throughout tho world. Sample of each
froe.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutlcura, Dopt L, Boston." Adv.
Probably two-thlrda of a woman's
troublea come bocauso she reason3
with her heart instead of her head.
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Matching the Fare.
"What shall wo have for lunch?
This la a fast day."
"Then why not a hasty pudding?"
Z.ADIES CANTTEAll SHOES
On Ue unaller after tulng AUen'i Foot-Hue, the
AnUaeptlo powder to be ihaken Into the ihoea. It
make tight or new ahoee feel ixj. Jtut the thins
for daoclDf. Ittfuf lubttltutu. For FKDH trial
pacxage, aaareu Alien H. oinuted, LeEor, M. T.
A la Mode,-"
Grimsby I see those ladles', gowns
ai tho show window are marked "one
third off."
Qulmsby Yea, and when they ara
worn they'll bo one-half off.
Well Mated.
'I heard of on appropriate wedding
the other day."
"Tell me tb particulars."
"A 'Diving Venus' married a human
tank."
A Remedy.
"My neighbor's dog la a great an
noyance with hla noise, and I don't
see what I can do about it"
"Why, isn't there a law for the sup
pression of barkers?"
Quite a Contrast
"Aro TompkinB and hla wlfo happy
together?"
"Oh, yes. They are as happy as
anybody could expect them to be, con
sidering the faot that she was a Pn
fleld of Penfleld Manor, and he was
JuBt Tompkins of nowhere in particu
lar." What Is a Patriot?
"W. Bourko Cookran was talking
Jubilantly of the passage of the home
rule bill.
"Many a poor Irish rebel, had hs but
lived, would bo rehabilitated now," he
aid.
"Patriots! What is a patriot after
all? Isn't a patriot Just a man who'd
havo been hanged for a rebel It he
hadn't succeeded?"
Improvement Over Netting.
Miss Audrey haa come to spend the
week-end with friends In a llttlo New
Jorsey town and exhibited a keen
Interest In tho muoh talked of "Jersey
akeotor."
Whou the greetings wore over and
tho party Bottled down tho guest re
marked tO hor hOBt. after n. nnrafiil
survey of tho porch: I
"I don't boo any mosquito netting
nrrunl William" '
"No," answered he, "wo'ro using!
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Thb Coca-Cola' Co., Atlanta, Ga,
Food In Scotland.
Now that tho Scottish holiday sea
son is Just about to begin thoro la a
controveray In the north as to tha
food provided by the boarding houa
keepers and landladies of Scotland
for tholr patrons from England. It
seems that tho Scots do not alter
their menus to suit tho southerners
and that somo of the southerners re
sent thla. They want moro vegeta
bles, for instance, and a greater va
riety of thorn. They demand turnip
tops (a luxury rarely consumed north
of the Tweed, savo by sheep), and
aak, "Why no aplnach?" Also they
want a heavy supper, likewise beer.
Tho complaining controversialists
say it is a case of ham and eggs for
breakfast, a midday dinner and a high
tea to conclude the meals of tho day.
Aa for beer, they report that Scottish
landladies at the coast rosorta look
askance at people who wish beer sent
in. So far tho only reply of Scotland
to tho fault-finders la that when they
are In Scotland they Bhould eat what
tho Scots eat and net their beer ont-
aide. London Chronicle.
Woman of Mystery Dead.
Tho famous "white lady," who never
missed a day of tho Droyfua trials, haa
Juat died at Hyeros, France, agod
sixty. About a month ago she ar
rived nt Bormes and complained to the
mayor that people woro endeavoring
to abduct her with tho view of ulti
mately securing her nronertv. As thero
was no evidence of any auch plot tho
mayor merely advised her to make a
will, and sent a notary to her lodging,
but when ho reached It ho found that
tho lady had departed with Doctor
Petit for Hyeres. Sho took tho Villa
Mathlldo, where sho has Just died. Her
real name was Mme. Jouffroy d'Ab
bans. The procurour of Toulon Imme
diately had seala affixed, and ordered
a careful inventory of tho obler.ts in
Jior traveling bag, which aho alwaya
carried and which la supposed to con
tain about ?50,000 in money and at
least $150,000 In Jowols. This, how
ever, romalna to be proved.
A Stayer.
"It Isn't steadiness and humdrum
regularity that win a man succeaa In
New York today. No, indeed. It la
brilliance. It is audacity."
The apeaker was Johnaon Bowon,
tho 8uccessful Ghlcago promoter; the
Bceno a banquet of advertising men In
Now York. He went on:
"Two millionaire business men were
lunching in Fifth avenue when an old
graybenrd stumped by.
" 'That's Brown. Ho works for me,'
Bald tho first business man.
" 'He's an honest looking chap. Has
ho got staying powers?' naked the sec
ond business man.
'"He haB that,' said the first 'He
began in at tho bottom of the' ladder
in '76, and he's stayed there ovar
since.' "
Adequate Provocation.
"Why did you beat Dobaon bo ter
ribly?" said tho Judge, Indicating the
bebandaged figure of tho plaintiff.
"I asked him why a horso had run
away, your honor," explained tho pris
oner, "and he told mo that it was bo
cause tine animal had lost Its ooulno-
imlty."
"H'm," said tho Judge. "Dis
charged." Llpplncott'a Magazine.
Tho old toper doesn't mind being
treated for tho liquor habit by men
who say: "Have one with me."
Keep Cool
and
Comfortable
Don't spend so much of
your time cooking during hot
weather; and your family will
be healthier without the heavy
cooked foods.
Give them
Post
Toasties
They're light and easily
digested and yet nourishing
and satisfying. No bother in
preparation just pour from
the package and add cream
and sugar or they're mighty
good with fresh berries or
fruit.
'The Memory Lingers"
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