DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD: DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. r -. m ;how women avoid ntii' i:.i ,ii ,n. -.'nil .-f-S T'ix ASTA" OPERATIONS By Taking Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. Cleveland, Ohio "My loft Bide ipaincd mo so for several years that I expected vo jiuvu w undergo an opera tion, but the first bottle I took of Lydia E. Pinkham's 'Vegetable Com pound relieved mo of tho pains in my sido and I continued ita uso until I becomo regular and frco from pains. I had asked several doc- , tors if there was anything I could ! take to help me and they said thero j was nothing that they knew of. I am i thankful for such a good medicine and -will always give it the highest praise." Mrs. C. H. Griffith, 7805 Madison Ave., Cleveland, Ohio. Hanover, Pa. "I suffered from fe male troublo and tho paina were so bad at times that I could not sit down. Tho doctor advised a severe operation but my husband got mo Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and I experienced great relief in a short time. Now I feel like a new person and can do a hard day's work and not mind it What joy and happiness it is to bovell once more. I am always ready and willing to Bpeak a good word for tho Compound. "Mrs. Ada Wilt, 106 Stock St., Hanover, Pa. If there arc any complications yon Ho not understand wrlto to Lydia E. Plnkbnm Mcdlclno Co. (confidential) lynn,Mass. Your letter will bo opened, xcad and answered by a woman ana ncld In strict confidence. OTOTMT i JszJL iiJJi!&4JMsa 6 1 T IS a curious fact that America should have produced no hotter ar chitects for domestic buildings than wero George Washington and Thomas Jefferson such as woro Samuel Mclntyro of Salem, Charles Bulflnch of Boston and McComb of Now York rarely havo they been equaled. Unllko tho many places wo visit, which tho photographer has Idealized far beyond anything wo find In reality, Mount Vornon in Vlrclnln. deslMicd by Washington for his home, would transcend anyono's expecta tions. Nono of tho illustrations of It begins to cap ture its charm. While much of- tho world is blink ing In tho dreary days of Novomber, you will find Mount Vernon, even in that Inauspicious tlmo of year to bo abroad, still resplendent in the reflection of brilliant autu..in foliage, and of gorgeous sunsota over tho Potomac river. MADE A PERSONAL APPEAL Tailor's Desperate Endeavor to Make Convention Listen to "His Beat Customer." Register O'Loughlln of Brooklyn will think twice before he undertakes to address another convention of tailors. His own tailor led him into it "For me," said the tailor, "you do It With my friends it makes a hit." O'Loughlln put on bis openwork clothes and sat on tho platform. Tail ors, cutters, buyers, city salesmen, bushelmen, models, bosses, other items of the tailoring industry buzzed loudly on tho floor. "Now and then some man would enter and bo greet ed with applause. "That," said O'Loughlln's tailor and .guide, "Is MoxSchloIncr, ho Is tho buy or for Cllpporsteln & Monx." Hours O'Loughlln sat thero. At last ho was introduced as tho next speak er. No one paid tho least attention to him. Conversation rose toward tho heights of emotion. After three falso starts O'Loughlln sat down. He was angry enough for arson. His tailor saw tho black rago on his brow. "Ladles and gentlemen," ho bel lowed, whacking at tho table with his gavel. -"You should llBten to Mr. O'Loughlln. Ho is my best cus tomers'Pittsburgh Chronicle Tele-graph. Of Course Not "I found a letter in your coat pocket that you had not mailed." "Is that all you found In my coat?" "That is all thero was in It" "Oh. no it's not" "What elso I'd like to know?" "A rip under tho sleeve, but ot coureo, you wero not looking for any thing like that" Although Montlcello, tho colobratod homo of Thomas Jefferson and designed by himself, Is not qulto so admlrablo as tho homo of Washing ton, It is still Infinitely better than most of tho houses of our own time, and why? It Is because tho modern architect of America is pursued by tho relentless hallucina tion that ho is obliged to invent an Amorlcan otylo, as it Mount Ver non and tho delightful old farmhouse at Ridge flold, Conn., wero not typlc ally Amorlcan onough to satisfy any ono's fondost dreams. Our historians do not try to invent American history, and that Is what architecture really is history expressed in build ing. Our authors do not try to Invent a new Eng lish grammar in ordor to express tho dramatic note in American literature, and that, again, is what architecture means tho dramatic noto ox pressed by building materials. Nor do our artists try to find now and artificial colors in nature. Then why should tho American architect try to mako his art unduly artificial? So ho does, nevertheless, and hence the void en countered In much of our modern architecture. American Illustrators of books, who understand their architectural details perfectly, never miss tho dramatic note, becauso it Is the sine qua non of tho illustrator's work. They know better than to try to composo In "Now Art" or modern invention. But people may yet live in houses which express little of the history of civilization, and suffer no Inconvenience, ox c opt perhaps, to their finer in tellectual needs. Enfran chised from every senti mental claim claims of those who love and those who hate, allko thero is a brilliant cotorlo ot ar chitects of great inven tive and constructive genius, in America, who even prefer to tho Anglo Saxon sense of homo tho "Now Art" and tho Ro man bathhouse sorts of dwelling, tho latter after the manner of Alma-Ta-dema's paintings. Most of our architects, how ever, secretly aim at tho cnaractenstlc charm Inherent "MUMP Wsd! IMICMF t 1 3SBy$!fiRl$K2 MPKaL l Vij$JW llIIr'rafrlHmTOi-- ? .AJBI 11 r Mr. !J 11 jZ2m52SS3& mimi Back to the Bible As? Ilcatlia cl ye Scrlplarea ts las World Teiky as Seta by Ernl Btst Hta la Various Walks el Life (Copyright. 1914. by Joseph D. Bowles) DIVORCE FROM 8CRIPTURE VIEWPOINT. (By JOHN N. M'COnMICK. D. D., IHsh op of tho Protestant Kplscopal Church.) "Tho Hlblo Ik tho chnrtor of nil true llborty, tho fashioner of law, tho se cret of national progress, tho molder of Institutions nna BOornments." Ulshop William P. Anderson. Dlvorco was pormltted under certain conditions In tho Old Testament In tho ' tlmo ot tho precepts. Immorality and brutaftty, tyranny and injustice allko disappear before lta teachings. Tho Savior It alono proclaims has boon tho nolo de pendence ot countless millions In life and in death. Nono has over trusted Him in vain. Mora and mora as modem archao ology advances is tho faith ot thoso who bolievo tho Bible's history to bo inorrant seen to bo Justified. Ita sup posed inaccuracies have boon rapidly; vanishing beforo tho testimony of mon uments and tablets which had been burled for thousands ot years. Hundreds of the Bible's prophecies havo been literally fulfilled. Its wis dom la beyond the full comprehension ot tho greatest ot human Intellects, yet is comprohonslblo to a child, Two thousand flvo hundred and eighty-four times, scattered through Its sacred pngeB, Its divine authorship Is stated by tho moat positive afllrmatlons, as "Thus salth tho Lord," "God spake all those words," etc. I therefore accept tho Bible's testi mony as absolutely and unorrlngly true, for back ot It stands God.' SEW is THE COT12LG& $rjttOZiXV?2&?,-H$W' "VOWC rn-ranrpyfTniYnffPYHoiN'CQmicncT """' - -- --- r ' 1 . L -I f - :-o than com- cormazjir woitj&K&jzifG 'i&juw ifoo&zjqr. &ZD7VJ&JZZZ3, 2t$w -yzx&c In Mount Vernon, offered moro pensato. . Tho InexpcnBlvo, cottago does not concern itself much about servants. A century ago, someone from, Great Britain, visiting our first chief Justice (John Marshall), said tnat ho saw no household ser vants In tnat gonuumuuo home, which was indeed raro In colonial tones, and In a stato llko Virginia. But servants aro almost a prohtbltlvo luxury in tho amall American cottago ot today. Competent young women command $40 per month. An English writer says: "It might with rea son bo said that household servants aro tho lino ot demarcation between tho rich and poor In America. ..j , lino ii nnt mnrn exactly drawn at sucn reasonable mental and physical comforts in llfo as aro necessary to health. Tho kitchen, therefore has to bo as tow stops from tho dining room or dining tablo as may bo, yet so porfootly separated that smolls or smoko from tho cooking cannot In vade the living part of tho cottago. Every Amorl can cottago has to be screened during tho summer with bronze-wlro ocroons to doors and windows. Tho bronze-wlro will not rust. Tho mosquito has been largely exterminated by scientific measures for Its destruction; but flies and othor Insocts abound, whllo tho screens bIbo arrest tho entrance ot cockroaches and mice, and so onablo tho doors to remain opon Indefinitely. A bathroom with a vitreous tile floor, and nalntod walls with rounded corners llko thoso of a hospital ward, la alwayB specified. Tho attic or gablo rooms of a small cot- not cnmroriaD o in buiuuiui, o , Stationery Talk. ""I like your address," said tho postage-stamp to tho envelop. "If It wero not for my address I don't suppose you would bo stuck on tne," replied tho envelop. Love is blind, so what's the us ot wasting gas on it? EYE STRAIN Relieved by Quitting Coffee. . .. ni-nlnnrt in UndCrHlUUU mia uiuuiom"". ...... v . and tho lngs to tho economiccottago. nowever 7,1"-,.,. m theory only, whllo thoy seem un- for they can be made. The launary bibo .s "T"; "- late tho fourth dimension but first lnsplra- tho cellar, tor economic reasons, ana . --- -, --- -- - fll,PfiOBafurnrchltocture, without which an area w ndow. Aimougn mere a nun "-" ....-r- -- - ,irnmnln nntn." wasted room In an American cellar, the advantages wo duuu tne nUUu . u.u . Many cases of defective vision axa caused by tho habitual uso of coffee. It is said that In Arabia where cof fee is used in largo quantities, many lose their eyesight at about fifty. Tea contains the samo drug, caffeine, as coffoe. A N. J. woman writes to the point concerning eyo troublo and coffee. Sbo says: "My son was for years troubled with his eyos. Ho tried several kinds of glasses without roliof. Tho optician said there was a defect In his eyes which was hard to reach. "Ho used to drink coffee, as we all did, and finally quit it and began to use Postum. That was three yearB ago and ho has not had to wear " glasses and has had no troublo with his eyes Bince. "I was always fond ot tea and coffee and finally bocamo so nervous I could hardly sit Btlll long enough to eat a meal. My heart was In such a con dition I thought I might die at any time. "Medicine did not givo mo relief and I was almost desperate. It was about this tlmo wo decided to quit cot too and uso Postum, and havo used It evor since I am in perfect health. No troublo now with my heart and nover felt better in my llfo. "Postum has been a great blessing to us all, particularly to my son and myself." Name given by Postum Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. Read "Tho Road to Well vllle," in pkgs. Postum now comes In two forms: Regular Postum must bo well boiled. lCc and 25c packages. Instant Postum Is a soluble pow der. A tcaspoonful dissolves quickly In a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage instantly. 30c and 00c tins. Tho cost per cup of both kinds is about tho eame, "Thoro'a a Reason" for Postum. PERPETUAL MOTION IS SOLVED? which the heat naturally rises to tho living-rooms, the old farmhouse at Rldgefleld and the colonial A cold store Is often partitioned off by a non-con- inBulatlns the roofing with various non- exemplars generally. pr0ed from tho attempt to ducting wall in tho cellar, while a smaller cold " '.. mKterial8 that aro to be had, they aro invent an American style, they deserve credit In store for kitchen convenience is contrivoa uy vuuu- - - moro u(joful than formoriy to tho ad that thoy come so near to tholr goal, considering latlng a serles.of shelves in a pantry with a north " . tho teniperaturo in the second-story also tho commercial distractions and blandish- exposure, off tho kitchen. Tho coal-bins aro in- "" b , modern American cottago lacks chlm menta which Interfere in America. variably located in tho cellar, Into which tho cool m ., . chlmnoys, not at all for use, be lt would seem that tho architect of tho modern Lehigh anthracite Is the boat Is easily convoyed neys uuu j warminB and cooking apparatus farmhouse illustrated had not taken time enough by portable chutes which the coal merchants earn t" oniv tw0 or three flues, but solely for np to work out his adaptation of tho Mount Vornon on tholr delivery wagons. It would be considered ",reB ' ' lmDeraUvo fourth dimension. People mntlvn. Tha nttnniintoH nna to hiiva nnthlni fn nn ortravacanco to bUlld ICan-lOS Or OUlBluo uuiiu- .-- p ... . ... t,,ii , support, tho portico Is carelessly attached windows wero Inserted wherever a necessity one seemed to exist. It may be that tho tlon for this farmhouse was not derived from Mount Vernon at all, but from somo mediocre farm house of that decadent period in America inaugu rated with President Jackson in 829 tho work of Jacks-of-all-trades, which is in no senso a prototypo of American renaissance, and ought not to be per petuated. The colonial carpenters, who often worked without a master spirit, possessed a fair knowledge of the orders, though Thomas Jefferson said thero was none who could draw them accu rately. Architects affect one another. Interchange ot views makes for a consensus ot opinion, and Just at present there is great partiality for tho long, low, horizontal line, the Spanish root and the ubiquitous pergola effect, with unduly lofty win dows upon tho first floor and unduly short ones on tho second. But In spite of theso professional fetishes, Mr. Aymar Embury succeeds In produc ing a beautiful architectural composition (see rlvor elevation of tho house at Bedford Hills, Now York). American architects will glvo you, how ever. If you prefer it, snug home ntmoBphore, as exemplified by tho cottago at Bronxville, New York, designed by Mr. William A. Bates. So much for tho architectural integument; but when it comes to tho question of animal comfort, the scientific and hygienic achievement, the economy of spaco and of tfmo, and tho elimination of labor in tho household, then, indeed, tho American architect becomes an infalllblo counsellor for tho prospec tive homo-builder. No American cottage, however humblo, is considered qulto a hygienic proposition for all-tho-year-round occupancy without a good, dry cellar, at least seven feet In tho clear, and with a lath and plaster celling. Somo product of tar Is usually employed for coating tho exterior of tho wall beneath tho ground level. An adequato un derground drain, constructed either of pipes or broken stone, leading to some natural watercourse or low land away from the building. Is always pro vided, if it is poBplble. In tho mlddlo of tho collar is placed tho heating apparatus, whether for warm air, steam, hot water or tho vacuum system, from prophets it was abused. Malachl's words might apply (Uy to our own day: "Bocaueo tho Lord hath been witness between thoo and tho wife of thy youth, against whom thou has dealt treacherous ly; yet Is she thy c o m p a n ion and tho wlfo of thy covenant" In tho Now Tea Umont our Lord's teaching In regard to dlvorco Is sot forth most com pletely in St. Matthew 19:3-12: Tho Pharisees also camo unto him, temptlnK him, and saying unto him, Is It lawful for a. man to put away his wlfo for every cause? And ho answered and said unto them, Have yo not read, that ho which made them at tho beginning: made them molo and femaleT . .. And sold: For this cause Bhall a man loave father and mother, and shall cloave to his wlfo; and thoy twain shall be one flesh, . . , Whcreforo they are no more twain, but ono nosh. What, therefore. Clod hath Joined together, let no man put asunder. They say unto him: Why did Moses then command to give a writing of di vorcement, and to put hr awayT Ho Batth unto them, Moseo. bicauso of thn hnrilnn.ii nf vnnr henrtB. suffered VOU to put away your wives; but from the Ititnrlnnlnty It nit mn And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away hla wife, except it bo for forni cation, and shall marry another, com mttteth adultery: and whoso marrloth her which Is put away doth commit adul tery. All expositors are agreed that tho Now Testament thus sots beforo men's eyes tho indissolubility of marrlago as tho goal to which they are-unceasingly to aspiro. If our Lord's teaching makes any exception It is only as to tho ro marrlago of tho Innocent party in a dl vorco on tho ground ot adultery. Tho presont ratio of dlvorco In Amor- ioa is euppoBod to bo one to every twolvo marriagos. Our country Is known as tho land of easy divorce, and public opinion Is In danger ot becom ing moro tolerant towards It What used to be shameful is now almost ro spootablo. In reality dlvorco belongs to tho domain of social pathology, be causo Jt is a diseased condition of the family, which Is a vftal organ of eo cloty. Dlvorco Is an outrage to civilized thought and feeling, becnuso It is a crlmo against childhood. Dlvorco is a monaco to tho nation beciuuo it shadows and shattors tho homo. Dlvurco Is a dishonor to civilized manhood and womanhood becauso it is a confession ot failuro and an ac knowledgment of weakness. In combatting this evil tho Bible is on our side. If tho passage quoted from St Matthow woro the law of tho land mcflt ot our dlvorco courts could bo closed within twenty-four hours. EFFECT OF BELIEF UPON CONDUCT. Ills Kmtncnce JAMKS, aiunoNs.) CAIIDINAL "I havo always said, I always will say, that tho studious perusal ot tho sacred volume will mako better cltt icns, bettor fathers and bettor hus bands." Thomas Jefferson. KtswI A BOOK CONQUEP18. An nrtlclo in a dally paper telling of a cash offer by a French engineering society for a suc cessful perpetual motion machine planted In tho studious bead of J. P. Machezls, a natlvo of Lithuania, an Idea which, ho says, has finally worked out, according to n Grand Rapids corre spondent of tho New York World. It was In 1906 that ho road of tho offer. Ho began thinking, and In tho end concluded that ho could build a ma chine. Ho took a wooden soap box and worked out his model. Nothing elaborate resulted, but his contraption worked, ho says. Ho admits that It did not run "perpetually," because, as ho explains, thore was too much friction of the unpjaned parts, which wore only loosely hung together. It did operate long enough, however, and without othor motive than Its own momentum, to convince Machezls that ho was on tho right track. After dismantling his model so that no ono could steal his secret ho did nothing for six years but think, think, think. Not onco did ho pick up a tool to put any ot his theories in concroto form, but ho got them on paper and kept them in his head. He altered his model and expanded on his original Idea. Ho added moro uprights and decreased tho numbor of laterals. Ho de cided to lengthen hla guides and mako them out of aluminum and he added a couplo of feet to tho length of tho machine. At last his thoughts reached the stago whore thoy commanded actual construction to start, and ho began In 1912. Now, after six years ot thought and study and two vnars of actual work, Machezls has his ma- M,ino nti hut rnmnlnted. Tho machine Is five fnnt four Inches hlch and ten feet long. Tho Inventor will say nothing regarding tho onoratlon of his macblno for fear his secrets win bo stolen. He Intends to take patents out soon so that ho will bo safe In giving the public tho dntnlln. tto in firm In tho belief that hjs product will have a big commercial valuo, developing horse power onough to drive factory machinery and do all tho work now dono by tno stationary ongiuu. Hn nnvs ho will explain Us operation In detail m,i hnrn nil IiIh secrots to any ono Interested In It All that no will say now is that tho throwing .of a lover will start the machlno, and that a largo nfnni nnrinc bo dovlsed as to uncoil and con ai tornatoly, Is Its power, and theso are obvious facts. Tho machlno as It stands now doeB not repre sent tho inventor's ontiro idoa, thore is much wood in it that will 'bo supplanted by metal tub ing and rods. Machezfs la thirty-two years old, and has boon in the United States since 1899. STRANGE. "Tho way to make a hit with her is to toll her that you aro unworthy of her.'' "Sho knows It. Hor father and mother and brother havo all told her that, and It didn't make any hit with her at all."' (By BRI..DEN PAI.MEn BPUNCKIt PK. D., LU D Fornlor Judgo and Past Ftcsldent Missouri Bar Association.) The first leaf of the Mosalo record lies moro weight than oil tho folios of ron and philosophy." Joan ! Paul Hlchtcr. When at tho boglnntng of tho fourth century A. D. the Roman omporor DIo- cieuan urouuuuu tho emplro with tho blood ot Chris tian martyrs and struck oft a medal to commemorate tho completo end ing of Christian ity, ho little dreamed that al most immediately it was to arise tri umphant, number ing among Its con vertB tho Emperor Constantino. And inat as little did tho brilliant Vol talro realize, whon at tho ond of tho eighteenth century ho prophesied confidently that within a hundred yearB tho Biblo would bo an un known book, that oro long the vory houso in which ho lived wan to bo a Bible depository, and that In tho cen tury ahead tho Biblo was to bo circu lated in stendlly Increasing ratio, reaching many millions ot copies un nually. I bolievo the Biblo Is God's book because It has stood tho tost of cen turies, constantly Increasing In luflu Vice and overcoming every obstacle. It has bloBsod every person und every nation which has evor yielded to Its . r--, nt iiinc h1 popular maxim: It matters not what 1 UUJ1UVO inuviutiu I am an honesl man. But this maxim Is more plausible than sol Id. Religion with out fixed belief is sentimental, emo tlonnl and vapory It evaporates at the first breeze ot temptation. Tho superstruc ture ot moral In tegrity must rest on tho solid basis of dogmatic truth and intellectual t conviction. How can I lovo God un less I bolievo In Him as tho author ot my being and tho source of every blessing I receive? How can I bo always honest and equitablo toward my neighbor unless I am convinced that thero Is a Su prome Judgo who will hold mo . re sponsible for every violation ot my Just obligations? How can I bo moved to avoid secret sins and to curb my passions unless I am confronted with tho thought that tho all-soolng oyo ot God is upon me? Thero never was a martyr or hero that was not a man of strong faith and earnest convictions. I do not know of any revealed truth that can exorcise so dominant an In fluence on our moral conduct as the belief In tho abiding presenco ot God. Tho more wo ore penetrated with thlft thought tho more perfectly shall wo poBsess Interior froedom, indifference to human Judgment and arbabjtual disposition to rectitude of eppduct God scoth mol- iHo readeth the bid den thoughts of my heart, and Ho 1 ft God who hatoth Iniquity. Should not this salutary reflection deter me from Bin? Who, I aBk, would stealthily defraud his neighbor did ho remembor that the eyo of tho great Defective Is upon him, and that Ho will exact even to the last farthing? Who would not7 tromblo to toll a deliberate Ho did he romember that he lies before the God of truth. God Bceth mel How many thou sands has this slmplo reflection pre served from slnl How many others hns it drawn out of tho vortex of crlmol ' If the sonse of God's presence Is a terror to evildoers, what delight con solation and Joy Is it to tho devout man to bask In the sunshlno of His protecting providence! Under that sweet care, bo feels that ho Is In tho company of his Father, his Friend and his Benefactor. mi , w' IV 5 jr- V V mm -rat,. r. W-'I ?, 47: &Mmy ' m WmZ3&k iwtn k!aV jBMfW 7 Nov Form of Civilization. That the Basutos In South Africa aro capable ot emerging from their tribal system Into a now form ot civ ilization, apart from white Influence whatever, is tho bollet of Lord Sel borno, a former high commissioner for South Africa. "But It will take a great many gen erations," ho added. "Yet tho process has begun, and it Is very Interesting to see the evolution, from the ordinary hut to tho nice houso, and aUo to seo tho evolution frrfm tho tribal sys tem of cultivation to that of individ ual tenure of land. Those In. Europe who think that our civilization might bo Improved by our abolition ot all forms of private property might do worso than consider tne attempts oi tho more intelligent Basutos to escape from their tribal ByBtom," Lord Solborno further declared his conviction that there was nothing to fear from tho Basutos in South Africa unloss they woro misgoverned. PLEASURE OF A PRODUCER Cherry Raising Has Brought Success and Joy to Colorado Woman Horticulturist Cborry cnlturo Is both posslblo and attractive to a woman becauso brains count for more than brawn. The j scientific pursuit of horticulture Is a matter ot thrift, good Judgment and 1 adaptability to tho work, coupled with I painstaking industry. Tho propor site sold by Grocers. 'B a wclJ drained slope, with a soli ot rich, sandy loam. Tho trees rauet bo headed low, tho limbs must bo cut when they aro small or tho tree will bleed to death; ono must distinguish botweon the leaf bud and tho fruit blossom; forethought and caro aro necMisary from first to last A Colorado woman who has made n BUCCOS8 of chorry culturo writes of it na follows, remarks tho Country Gen Hainan: , "Thore is no lonesomoness or lack ot company, oven it ono is alono, In a homo like this. Every bird becomes I boos the fruits of her labors and roal a friend and even tho trees seem to vie with each othor as to which shall cany tho greatest load of fmlt to ma turity. Harmony and peaco aro every where apparent, instead of tho fault finding and dissatisfaction ono gets ac customed to in dealing with humanity. With tho return of spring all things are new. Ono may blot out everything In tho past but pleasant memories and begin llfo anew. Each year a plainer vision ot a now heaven and a now earth passes beforo tho owner as sho Izob that sho has Joined hands with na turo and has becomo a producer." Ironing Hint. Fold a bath towel into four doublo layers and lay tho buttoned fastening faco down on It, and tho iron will movo as easily over them as over tho buttonhole; also In ironing embroi dery on tho back use tho towel on top of tho Ironing board, press tho design on tho wrong sido and It will stand out much bettor than when tho towcj Is not UBed. Knight and Choir Boys. A lecturer recently told an muBlng story of Sir Frederick Brldgo, tho or ganist of Westminster abboy. It related to an Incident which hap pened Juat aftor tho eminent organist was knighted, Each morning whon ho vlBltod tho choir boys ho was greet ed with "Good morning, doctor." The day following his knighthood, 81r Frodorlck rooelved tho usual greeting. With a merry twlnklo In his eye, tho now knight, after reminding them ot tho honor conferred upon him, said: Surgeon's Heavy Fees. A famous surgeon'B heavy feo for attendance in a dlvorco case was men tioned In the Dublin probate court the other day. It was stated that both Sir Alfred Downing Fripp (surgeon-in-or-dlnary to the king), ot Portland place, London, and Dr. Archibald Kelghtley woro unwilling to leavo thlor practises nnd if they were compelled to attend Sir Alfred's feo would be $1,250, with ?750 per day additional, exclusive of hotel, traveling, and incidental vox-ponsoB. "Now, boys, I will retire. You put your heads together and see If you cannot do better than that" On returning Sir Frederick found all the boys lying prostrate on thr floor before him. Those Storied. "I want to got a book for my wife." Bald tho man entering the book store. "Something In tho way ot fleUoar, asked tho clerk. "No, I'vo glycn her a lot of ttutt. but she doesn't seesa to mum for tt. i ' ,