DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD: DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. O II RESERVE BOH FIVE NAMES ARE SENT TO THE SENATE BY PRESI DENT WILSON. HAMLIN MAY BE GOVERNOR Others Are T. B. Jones, of Chicago; W. Harding, of Birmingham; Paul Warburg, of New York, and A. C. Miller, of San Francisco. Waters tfntftttt Union New Smlcs. "Washington, D. C Nominations of Charles S. Hamlin, of Los ton; T. B. "JonoB, of Chicago; W. P. 0. Harding, of Birmingham, Ala.; Paul Warburg, of Now York, and A. C. Miller, of San Francisco, to bo mobors of tbo fed eral rcBervo board, woro sent to tho eenato by President Wilson. Tho members of tho federal resrevo board wcro nominated to Bcrvo tho following terras: Hamlin, two years; Warburg, four years; Harding, eight years, and Mlllor, ten ycarB. IS. C. Simons, of St. Louis, do cllned apolntment to tho federal ro Bervo board. Wilson sent in tho nomination of tho fivo members without designating a governor, nnd it was said ho would chooBo that officer lator. Thomas B. Jones, a Chicago lawyer, had been se lected for tho governorship, but with tho coming of Mr. Hamlin to the board it was thought that tho plan might bo changed and tho governor ship might go to tbo Boston man. Mr. Hamlin is nn oxpert in finance, who served as assistant secretary of tho treasury under President Cleve land and returned soon after Presi dent Wilson took pfflco as tho assist ant oecretnry In charga of customs. President Wilson, It Is said, has been reluctant to appoint Mr. Ham lin to tho rcsarvo board because ho felt ho was needed in bis present po sition. It was said that Assltant Secretary W. P.,Malbur, who now has charge or customs tn tho treasury depart ment, probably would bo ndvanced to succeed Mr. Hamlin. WILSON UNC0VER8 "PLOT." Certain Interests Would Delay Leg islation. Washington, D. C President Wil son has como out with tho flat decla ration that, desplto what ho charac terized as n dellbcrato campaign by certain Interests to bring about an adjournment of congress and post pone tho trust legislation program, he would uso all the Influence at lit8 comand to get all tho pending bills through tho Benato at this session, Choosing his words carefully, the president disclosed his belief that tho organized distribution of crcular let ters and telegrams, among business men, members of congress nnd other public officials, calling for an adjourn ment of congress, a halt In tho trust bills, tin Increase in freight rates for tho railroads and a rest for business was responsible for what, ho recently described ts & physchofogfeal depres sion? In support of that viow tho White Houso made public copies of such let ters and telegrams which havo been brought in by friends of tho adminis tration. Tho president's declaration and the publication of tho lotters created a mild sensation. Storm Envelops Paris. "Paris. Eleven persons are believed to have been killed, an unknown num ber injured and heavy damage to property resulted from a thunder and rain storm of phenomenal violonco which raged over Paris for three hours. Several Btroets caved in, on gulfing passersby, and Immense pits roplaco aomo of tbo finest boulovarda in tho "city. Dangof from further cavelns prevents policemen and fire men from making a thorough investi gation of tho' damago done, and from rescuing tho dead, and Injured. The darkness also wns a handicap. Fear Further Riots. Washington', D. C Gov. Stewart, of Montana, has' telegraphed President Wilson asking that federal troops be hold in readiness to restore order in tho ovent of further rioting in tho Buttu copper mine district. Tho gov ernor sent messages to tho Montana senators and representatives in con gress urging them to cull at the Whlto House and support his rcquost Torch Applied to Churches. Bologna, Italy. Rioters set fire to tho cathedral, tho Church of Peace and the Church of tho Holy CroBu In Senlgallla, on tho Adriatic, after sprinkling tho doors with petroleum. Cavalry arrived In tlmo to prevent tho destruction of tho cathedral, but tho interior of the churches wns devasta ted una only tho walls remain stand ing of the Church of tho Holy Cross, Cr'sls In Pece Program. Washington, D. C Officials of the Washington government had no hesi tancy in admitting thoro wnH a crisis in tho Mexican mediation conference at Niagara Falls over tho selection of men to represent tho proposed provi sional government to succeed tho Hu erta regime. While admitting the crisis, administration offlcinls, how over, seemed t'ontldont that tho con dltlons presented would bo mot and that hope for peace In Moxlco was by no means abandoned. Statement by Simmons'. St. Louis. On account of his health and not financial conditions, led E. C, Simmons, or thin city, to decline h placo on the federal reserve board, according to a statement Issuod her9 by Mr. Simmons, Thaw Denied Release. Washington, D. C.Harry IC. Thaw was denied release ou ball ponding exaggeration by the supreme court of JM extradition from Now Hampshire " Kw York, MORE HARDTACK Army Bakers Sound Death Knell of Famous Food. U. 8. Soldiers No Longer Have Break Their Teeth on "Cast Iron" Bread Dreadmakero Carry Outfit for Troops. to Vera Cruz, Mox. Modern field or ganization has' shattered another pic turcsquo feature of war. Hardtack, which In every campflro story swap ping contest has figured prominently as ono of tho privations which heroes must onduro, is not used. No longer can it be tho leading stugo prop in sontlmontal romances of tho sacrificing comrade who gavo up his last crumb to a famished brother, of tho dutiful son who used his last cako to write homo to mother and went hungry for a week in consequonco, or of profano O'Brlon, who mndo a now vocal record whon ho bioko an eyo tooth on tho durablo army ration. Fresh bread in big, soft rolls, as palatnblo as can be turned out by the most modern bakery, takes tho placo of tho hardtack of other campaigns. It Is all bakod Jn tho army ovens. Twenty-four hours aftor tho troops landed in Mexico 0,000 pounds of bread had been baked and was being delivered, warm, to tho different camps. Capt. E. S. Wheeler, who had charge of tho field bakory, says that it Is the most notablo advanco which has been made In army equipment in tho last ten years. formerly an army in camp lived on hardtack for several months while tho quartermaster's department was either erecting brick ovona and a bako shop or negotiating with somo local baker for a bread supply. Now a real bakory 1b a part of tho quartermaster's depart ment of ovory division. Tho bakory which went into opera tion over night in Moxlco is turning out between 6,000 and 8,000 pounds of bread a day, which feeds somo 10,000 soldlors and marines on shore duty. Tho equipment can bo tripled In slzo and its capacity Increased to 38,000 pounds dally. Four ovenB are In uso, while a full cquipmont for 12 ovens, enough for an entlro army division, was brought on tho transports. Thero is no experimenting necessary to got tho field bakory in working or der. To tho bakory crow conditions hero aro tho samo as they havo been for months In tho various army camps In tho states. It w'iU'bo tho samo from day to day, If tho army Is on tho movo. A bakory crow consists of a captain and 65 men, enlisted as bakers. Cap tain Whoolor, who has chargo of tho field bakery at Vra Cruz Is an artil lery captain, detailed for four years In tho quartermaster's department and assigned to tho bakery. Each oven 1b tho nucleus of a sep arate unit in an army field bakery. Ono or twolvo can bo set up, each complete In itself. First is a sleeping tent for tho crow working that particular oven. Noxt comes Uio mixing tout. In It aro two mixing troughs, a corner for tho Backs of flour, a bako table on which' aro scales for weighing tho loaves and Women in Political Murder Members of Fair Sex Seldom Flguro as Assassins In World of Politics Mms. Calllaux's Crime. Iondon In tho history of politics thoro is no parallel to tho Paris trag edy which has resulted, in tho death of M. Calmette, -who was ehot by tho wifo of M. Calllaux, tho minister of finance, who sought to avenge her husband's honor, says London Tit Bits. Women, happily, flguro little in po litical murdors, although about threo years ago an attempt was made by a Mme. Calllaux. woman of Los Angeles, Cal., to shoot a congressman who alio considered had insulted her husband, who was ill, by making disparaging remarks about him in public. Fortunately, tho wound Inflicted proved but a slight ono and tho woman escaped with a short term of Imprisonment Franco, porhaps, has not boon bo TREATS HIS OWN SNAKE BITE Alabama Boy of Twelve Years Knew What to Do When Bitten by a Moccasin. Mobile, Ala. Chnrloy Dunn, tho tw el vo-y ear-old son of C. M. Dunn of Park avenue, Crlchton, probably owes hia llfo to his presence of mind whon bitten on tho finger by a moccasin. Ho quickly took out his pocket knife, slashed his linger in crisscross shape, ctuck the digit in his mouth and bogan is! r mmHHF &&& 'V inBrli COLONEL ROOSEVELT IN THE JUNGLE tr&rxTvrmitai&etijswm)m. I 7 HT 1BB9BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRBBBBB&aot .SBBBBBBBrV lMfchMffWiWk. 1 r, JS)jBBBfSBBBBBBE9BBBK$ tMfBjafscw' Km, vvvtu. ire, m.. i i , v Sflft 1 'iWuBKSKWmmfVmB4EmMY & tBBnLMMHBiBMMMiMMfitMg KnJStfflUjBSKS 1&lj3e& hilt JLV-''flHHEriritiRlHB1 jL- ! . ,,, ,?'." ' Xr1 yX..'.'.'.' "....KX ' x-xa: ,, w Colonel Roosevelt and a companion photographed in tho wilds of South America during tho remarkable exploring expedition recently ended. anotlier on which tho pans aro stacked. Next comes the oven. On tho other side of tho ovon Is tho storo tent It Is Inclosed in an outer tent of mosquito netting and flllod with racks of wire and steel which will hold 6,000 pounds of bread in orderly rows. Tho oven was designed in 1911 by Capt. Luclen Holbrook and Sergt. Pat rick Dunn It is of iron and steel, fastened at tho corners and edges by clamps. Tents, ovens and all equip ment are collapsible and can be folded and packed into a slngjo escort wagon. Twelve wagons will carry the bakery for 30,000 men, or 19,000 loaves. War has not startod and tho army is not on tho march. Tho bakery is turning out what Is known as "issue" bread. It is different from "war" bread. Six loaves of "Issue" bread are baked at ono time. Four of tho loaves consequently do not havo any crust on their Bides. What Is known as "war" bread is baked In separate loaves, has crust all over and will keo'p longer. Thero aro other differences inter esting to the housewlfo or baker. "Is suo" bread has 2 pounds of dough to tho loaf, rlBos flvo hours, is baked ono hour and weighs two pounds when coolod. "Wnr" bread weighs two pounds when cooled, is raised for eight hours, has moro sugar and no lard in tho dough, Is baked 'for 1 hours and will keep for a considerable length of time. , At 6 p. m. tho bakers start mixing their dough. Beforo noon tho store tents nro stocked with fresh bread At daylight tho next day tho regimental commissary wagons aro loaded with tho supply to bo taken to tho camp. It Is very different from tho days of hardtack, which it is said by veterans, was as hard as, tho boxes in which it was shipped, - stirred slnco tho Breton heroine, Carlotto Corday, stabbed that mon ster of tho revolution, Marat, in his bath. But tho modern history of Russian revolutionaries provldos some equally remarkable stories of heroines of tho peoplo who havo taken upon themselves tho task of killing thoso whom they considered tho enemies of progress nnd liberty. Tho most recent case was that of Zlnalda Konopllnnnlkova, a Russian school mistress, who on August 13, 1900, shot dead Major General Min, commander of tho famous regiment of tho Somonoff guards, at Peterhof rail way station. She wns arrested on tho spot and ultimately condemned to death by hanging, this being tho first death 8ontenco passed on a woman slnco tho execution of Sophlo Porov skaya, who was practically tho chief organizer of tho nihilist conspiracy which resulted In Czar Alexander II being blown to pIoceB on his waV to tho military riding school In St. Po tersburg on March 1, 1881. TIiIb femalo assassin was only twenty-seven years of ago at the time of her execution, but even she was Blx years older than Mario Splrldonova. who, fired with tho wrongs of tho Rub slan peasant, shot tho brutal Governor Dujonoovsky. Horrlblo tortures were Inflicted upon her In order to force her to confess tho names of her ac complices and ultimately sho wbb tried by court-martial behind closed doors and sent to Siberia a physical wreck. $2,000 Wallet Returned. Now York. A wallet containing 2,000, lost by a Colorado miner, was ruiumou iniaci to us owner after dancers in a Conoy Island "tango pal- v uu m ii arouna ror an hour. Take Fifty Needles From Girl's Body Boston. Dr. Harry II. Germain re moved 60 needles from the body of Miss Marlon Glbbs, twonty, who de clared sho swallowed them to produce suffering. Her mental condition Is being Investigated. Shot 8elf to Avoid Going to 8chool. Danville, III. Dalo Delanoy, twolve. shot himself In tho leg with a revolver to koop from going to school. to suck out tho poison. Then he wrapped a cord around his arm aa tightly as ho could between elbow and shoulder to prevent tho poison from getting Into his systora and made tracks for tho house as fast as ho could. A doctor was summoned, but mean while Master Dunn was pouring porox Ida into tho wound and was tho calm est member of tho family. There Is In the houso a family mod Ictno book that has held a great fasci nation for Charley. After ho had cut ittot. i j j.'Attww.a.'.'.i'ji m ji, -n 'wm&&mwjmJNsjrmmx4imx&&t I FAM0.US TRIO MEET AGAIN Earl 'Grey, John Hays Hammond and Major Burnham Greet Each Other In San Francisco. San Francisco. Thero was a briot reunion here ono day recently of threo men who have become famous through out tho world. They were tho British statesman, Earl Grey, John Hays Ham mond, noted mining engineer, and Moj. Fred IL Burnham, famous scout and soldier of fortune. Tho threo parted company last in Rhodesia in 1896. Then Earl Grey was tho administrator of Rhodesia, Hammond was consulting engineer for John Hays Hammond. Cecil Rhodes and tho Goldfleld Consol idated Mines of South America, Major, Burnham was a scout for Lord Rob erts and ho had just killed tho noted Mntabclo outlaw, M'Llmo, frustrating, a projected massacro of tho British; settlers. ' Major Burnham, hearing that Earl Grey was In San Francisco, camo to tho city from Threo Forks to meet him. He brought a little gold nugget that ho has carried as a talisman through all his adventures in differ ent parts of the world, and tho treasn ured letter Lord Roberts wroto to him, when he was invalided home. The report by Burnham to Earl Grey, tho administrator, of the killing of M'Llmo is a noteworthy pago in Brit ish history. ' Tho threo talked affectionately of the stirring South African times foo halt an hour. MAN CALLS THIS FISHING Nevada Ranch Owner Drains a Ditch and Catches Mountain Trout With His Hands. San Francisco. W. H. Davenport of the Western Paclflo railway says:' "I was back In Nevada recently, and a friend of mlno who owns what ho calls 'Just a little ranch' of 9,000 acres aBked mo It I would like to fish for mountain trout. I said I would; It's ray favorite sport " 'Como on,' said ho, and ho took mo to a stream across which ho has built a dam for tbo purpose of irrigating his alfalfa. "Instead of producing fish poles ho suddenly turned on the water and let it run full force through tho irrigating ditches tor just a half minute. Then ho turned it off, and, beckoning to me,' led mo to tbo irrigating ditch. "By this tlmo tho water which he had let In had run out into the fields, and on tho bottom of tho ditch were about a hundred mountain trout left high and dry and flapping about at a groat rate. "My friend gathered about twenty nto a basket and threw the rest back alive into tho etream. Wo had tho ones ho caught for suppor, and they woro delicious." "Movies" Make Church People Gasp. Chicago. Members of the Joyco Mothodlst church gaspca whon "movies" showing murders and other acts of violence with no connecting link were exhibited. Alderman Pretzel later explalnod the pictures were tho "cutouts" mndo by tho consors, but ho had forgotten to announce to the audi enco what tho films were. thtf wound and lot tho poison out ho got tho book down and began study ing It whllo waiting for tho doctor to arrlvo to aeo If ho had dono tho right thing. Tho doctor said ho had. Beyond somo swelling and somo nuusoa no bad effects nro oxpectod from tho bite. Child's Coffin by Parcel Post. Lufkln, Tex. A coflln. to bo used for tho burial of an Infant, waB sent from Whlto City to this town, via par col post. Postage cost 21 cents. Sf tt " ---- - -------- . . I Fundamental I 1 -M . I tt (Copyright, 1914. by A. S. Gray) NEURASTHENIA (BRAIN FAG) ITS CAUSE AND CORRECTION Of all tho Ills with which humanity is afflicted, undoubtedly tho most prev alent, certainly that ono most effectu ally destroying the happiness and tho general efficiency of the American peo plo, Is what has come of bo universal ly known as "Tho Creat American Dis ease," popularity called brain-fag or nervous prostration, and moro spe cifically known as neurasthenia. Neurasthenia Is a condition induced by severo shock or serious Illness; or by the cumulative effects of slight but long continued and persistent Irrita tion of ono particular set of nerves; or as tho result of a general physical and moral softening from tho lack of normal body functioning. All these several causes may bring about a cen tral nerve cell exhaustion Identical in results. Just as too frequent or too long holding of tho finger on the push button will quickly run down and ex haust the primary battery cells of an electric call boll circuit, so tho too frequent or too long continued work ing of our nervo cells will produce ex haustion. With reasonable care and uso pri mary battery cells have a long life, be cause they recuperate between dis charges; but if tho signals follow too closely or they are operated too con tinuously the battery plates lose this recuperatlvo power and tend to polar ize, and even disintegrate; and with tho samo treatment tho very samo thing happens to our nervo cells for the same reason. Nerve cells may bo worked beyond tho point of possible recuperation; hence, to maintain nor mal physical, mental and moral health our cells must bo glvon nor mal physiological uso with time to recuperate between discharges. Tho symptoms of the disease of neurasthenia are multitudinous, and to attempt to enumerate them would take us far beyond tho scope of this short nrtlcld. Sufflco it to say that begin ning with slmplo (?) nervous Indiges tion, insomnia, and an occasional touch of "tho blues," the symptoms rango through disturbances involving all the special senses and most of tho ab dominal organs in nlmost endless com bination and degrees of severity. "Functional diseases" abound, a new ono usually breaking out about as rap idly as tho old one is controlled, so that the victim endures practically a continuous round of HI health, Pos sibly tho ono general universlal symp tom is "a tired feeling." The sufferer wakes In the morning tired and is apt to rcmnln tired all day Until evening, when the average neurasthenic wakes up and wants to start something. Besides that "tired feeling" so char acteristic in the neurasthenic tho chief symptom is worry. A neurasthenic is busy most of the time worrying about something: either worrying about what has happened, "what is now hap pening, or what is likely to happen somo day. It Is a proved and accepted physiological truth that tho adult is moro gravely Injured by worry than by fatigue, the effect of worry on the brain cells being exactly the samo as that resulting from hard physical la bor. .But hard physical labor accomplishes something presumably worth while, and thero is a certain tonic and rest ful effect In contemplating the product of labor; but worry produces nothing, can nevor reach a conclusion because It te absolutely illogical in origin nnd In application, and can only servo to de stroy tho most valuablo thing man pos sesses, the very foundation of all wealth thought, the creative concept To think 1b to exercise the faculties of judgment; to worry Ib to harass with caro and anxiety. No two things can occupy tho same 'space at the same tlmo, and no man can ahlnk or do two things at tho samo time. There fore we cannot think when wo worry, nnd conversely we cannot worry when we think: cither one absolutely de stroys tho other. Hence neurasthenics aro only worrying when they think that they are thinking. That they aro adrift on a mental sea without com pass, chart or rudder is what dis tresses and makes them weary, for, when they can think clearly and definitely to a conclusion and then follow it, they aro no longer neuras thenics. All that we possess that tho animals do not we havo developed out of tho material wealth of the earth by tho Drink and the Navy. Apropos of tho secretary of the navy's establishment of a teetotal navy, Dr. Hiram Corson Wilson, tho noted economist, said In an address in Pittsburgh: "Well, speaking as an economist, I think tho new order will do good. Thoy don't get any too much pay, you know, In tho navy. "Thoy tell a story about a young fellow who wanted to enlist. Ho made inquiries at tho naval recruiting of lice, and learned that tho work was hard and the recompense slight Tho recruiting sergoant then asked him sternly: "'Do you drink, young follow?' "'If I'm supposed to drink,' tho re cruit replied, 'I'll have to got more pay.'" Land of Long Words. Humboldt onqo std that nothing tn Mexico strikes Europeans moro forci bly than tho excesslvo length of tho words. This length, moreover, does not always depund ou thulr being com pounded, as in tho Greek, thr Ger i wan, or tho Sanskrit Thus tbo Mexi- 1 Principles of ' I W By ALBERT S. GRAY, M. D. J M $ ; K y I t r power of our thoughts, nnd without thought this world would still bo a wilderness and wo remain nothing but animals. Without thought man Js a weak, helpless and hopeless creature; but by using thought ho has seized dominion 'over all tho earth, oxcopt hlmsolf, and now boldly reaches out to conquer tho air. Obviously vo should ubo nnd guard tho sourco of our greatest power most Jealously But do we 7 Observers of universal phenomena note tho operation of n general law, which is that ovcrythlng contains within ltBolf the elements for its own destruction. Man himself, of course, as n part of tho universe, is subject to all these laws, and thcroforo, bb might be oxpected, tho elomonts for our own self-destruction aro to bo found In tho very Instincts and facul ties that ralso us superior to tho bruto. Wrongfully used memory, Imagination nnd tho allied faculties would, If per sisted In, Burely annihilate our civili zation. Tho history of tho past. 10,000 years as Indelibly written in the substance of tho earth Itself proves civilization to bo nn intermittent and recurrent phenomena. When weary it is very easy and very pleasant to relax and sink into that delightfully dreamy state; but hero lies the dangor, for it Is in that state one so readily become Introspective and by Imperceptible stages drifts Into self-sympathy and solf-plty and quickly becomes solf-consclous nnd self-centered. A self-centered mind is llko a root bound plant: unless tho roots aro shaken out and freed so they may con tinuously reach out Into new soil that plant will surely sicken and die. Smash the pot and tho roots will shoot out Into now solf and the plant Mil grow and thrlvo. Just so tho self-centered, mind muBt break out of its sholl of 3lf and forget Itself in working, fight ing, striving lor sometning worm while. Tho dominating instinct in man is fear and this is why self-contemplation Is dangerous. There aro many store rooms in the basement of man's consciousness, commonly known as the sub-conscious mind, and in these dark and forgotten corners many strange things are stored, only wait ing for tho opportunity when they may como forth to puzzle and con found us. Thero Is nothing mysterious or ter rible about tho subconscious phenom ena If, with a full knowledge of tho laws of the universe, of which wo aro a part, we frankly consider ourselves n link in the chain of life extending from an incomprehensibly remote paBt to an equally Incomprehensible and re mote future. Wo deem It not at all strange, more ly because wo happen to bo familiar with the fact, that there aro handed down to us strong memories out of tho remote past in the form of Btrlking re semblances to a grandparent, or to a great-grandparent, or to ono even still moro. remote. All Inherited traits aro but cell memories; then why strange or mysterious that thero should be handed down to us In the same way and from the samo source out of that misty past, dim memories, vaguo and nebular, but nono the less memories, of a past long left behind in tho ad vancing consciousness of the race? In tlieso latent impressions will bo found the key to tho very pitiful truth that the dominant Impression in tho mind of man is that of fear, and that this 1b undoubtedly the source of those so-called causeless terrors of early childhood coming at a period beforo terror should be known, and In later years coming to us so furtively in the night and in all weakened conditions due to illness, to sudden surprise, or to relaxation from any cause, a fear impossible to overcome by any reason ing because it was burned into our sympathetic nervous systems back in tho paBt when devils lurked behind every leaf and man was in constant terror of tho unknown. With the dawn of a more intelligent comprehension of tho unlverso there has como nn appreciation that nature's movements aro bo vast and contain so many complex and never to bo under stood forces that balance and counter balance each other, that ono's confi dence in one's self is always in inverse proportion to ono's knowledge of tho laws involved. Hence, tho most intel ligent physician uses tho least medi cine because ho realizes moro keenly than any ono elso tho complexity of tho phenomena with which bo has to deal and the extont to which conclu sions aro likely t6 be vitiated by un known factors In tno problem. And today, throughout tho world, tho issue is being reverently but boldly met The remedy for our ills? To Investi gate; to think; to become personali ties; to lay aside all fads and fancies, nil nrniuritrn. nil sunerstltlon and tra dition, and take such stops for tho re- I a . m aann nn A ftlinfl I moval or me Known tuo "v uuuu to bo necessary lp the light of the truth derived from modern methods of scientific Investigation all the while remembering that, tho only strong individuals are thoso whowprk, and that work alono gives courago and faith. can word for that simple thing, a kiss, is tetennamlqulllztll. But that Is nothing, says Mr. Charles W. Domvllle-Flfo in his book on Guatemala, to what tho Central American can do. His best efforts eclipse even Shakcspearo's often quoted "Honoriflcabllitudlnltatlbus," In "Love's Labor's LoBt;" for if you wish to call the boy who carries news papers, you have but to murmur," "Amatlacuilolltqultcatlaxlahujle," and ho may possibly como. Youth's Com panion. Springtime Diplomacy. "What's the matter here?" asked tho policeman who had been hanging on tho front door. "Nothing serious," answered tho man with a dusty faco and no collar. "It sounds like "a drunk smashing up furniture." "1 have been doing a littlo furniture smashing. You see, wo'ro going to move, and there's some of our stuff that my wifo would rather burn up or send out with tho trash than let the neighbors seo It standing on tho side walk." Washington Star. ta?tfiii JTHeSpsT EASY TO BEAUTIFY THE YARD- Plot of Ground May Be Small, But' There Are Always Possibilities of Improvement. No matter how small a yard you have, thero aro possibilities for mak ing It a joy to yourself and to others. In tho congosted parts of a city Im agine tho pleasuro of thoso who live on tho third and fourth floors of n houso or apartment whon thoy may look down upon a tiny spot of greenl It tells thom of tho changing seasons; It rests them after a hard dayjB work; It stimulates thom with hope; It re freshes them as nothing but a touch. of beauty can. Occasionally one comes upon Bitch n yard, oven when tho ownor has neither much timo or money to expend upon it, but much may bo done whero thero 1b an inherent love for growing things. t)ne particular garden had for its nucleus a great wistaria vine, which was strong and fine with age, and it glorified the backs of un sightly houses and shielded an alley from vlow. No passer-by on tho street could' suspect the wealth of beauty that lay hidden behind tho house. The little back yard was aglow with the huge purple flowers In full bloom, making tho rickety fence look picturesque. But this vine had been lovingly tended, elso it would have long slnco fallen Into decay, as had its neighbors. An other fence was mado attractive by vines that clambered from boxes which woro placed at measured dis tances along tho yard. There was a. narrow flower bed In the centor of the tiny grass plot. Surely not a pre tentious garden, but ono that soothed tho nerves at evening, and made known to all the world that spring had come. HOUSE SET IN SHRUBBERY" Mistake to Allow Even the' Smallest Abode to Have a Bare and Unat tractive Appearance. "I have Invested $4,000 In my hprne,"" a man remarked to a friend the other day as they reached his house. "It's a comfortable little house and I will always bo able to get my money out if I want to. Don't you think it was a good investment?" "Fine," the friend replied. "You have a mighty attractive house. But you have neglected just ono thing to make It a place that would capture everybody that saw It The house looks bare. By spending a few dollars for shrubbery around it you would give it a setting that would be great" There aro several thousand houses in Kansas City that might have been tho subject of such a conversation. Men will make a large Investment in a house and then will fall to make the small additional Investment in plant ing that would make the big invest ment really effective. Thero is a charm, a sense of home Itkeness about a house set in shrub bery and trees that aro lacking in the house without such a setting. Bare, unbroken lines are hard and forbid ding. Green leaves and branches about a building make It part of the landscape. They "tie" It to the ground and mako it Beem to grow out of the soil. A house isn't really a home until nature is called Into co-operation with It Kansas City Star. ONLY NEED ONE GOOD IDEA Proflta- of Po6t, Johnson, Wright, Howe, De Long and the Lloyds So Made. Post put Battle Creek on the map with one idea prepared breakfast foods remarks "Girard" in the Phila delphia Ledger. Mr. Johnson took the scratch out of the phonograph and bo gave not only Camden and New Jersey the Victor, but the country ono of its most amaz ing business successes. Pulverizing charcoal to mako it a more economic fuel was so good an idea that Walter S. Wright is the ' fourth generation of his family to con tinue that century old family in Cam den county. The thought that a needle could sew with the eye in the point Instead of the other end was what made Howe and his sowing machine. Bending a piece of wire to glvo it a "hump" the whole world knows the story of the Do Long hook and eye. Half a dozen men sitting in a little coffee house Bald to another: "Wo'U guarantee you against losing your ship arid cargo," and bo started the world's' most celebrated insurance concern, which in known as Lloyds. In this ago of enormous business, the fellow who gets just one good idea for bettering any one of a thousand things can at onco order his steam yacht , Higher Mathematics, "How many have I taken?" "I dunno." "You call yourself a caddlo and don't know how many strokes I've had." "Look 'ere, guv'nor, I can only count up to ten." Tatlor (London). Easily Settled. Hlckvillo Postmaster (discussing af fairs of state) "Now, what do you, think of our foreign relations, Ezry?" Prominent Lounger (warmly) "I think they should be barred out ur this here country it they can't read an' wrlto!" Judge. Sad Sound. First Working Girl "Say, Mame, I heard an awful sad thing this morn ing." Second Working Girl (wear ily) fgo did I tho alarm clock." Life. V 1 1, J