DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD: DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. felAPSE of DHOCIWDtrWOKHi 0r ISABEL GORDON CURTIS AufKor of "The Woman Jrom WoJverrfons" ILLUSTEATlOflSr mVOIOTL YOTJKG- COPYRIGHT, m DY F. C. PROWME &t CO. 8YNOP8I8. Enoch Wentworth, newspaper man, and Andrew Merry, actor, after the guests at a. poker party depart, play a last hand, the (takes to bo absolute control of the future of the loser. Wentworth wins and they decide to keep the matter secret Dorcas. Enoch's sister, becomes Inter ested In Merry. Knowing of his short comings from her brother she tries to arouso the actor's ambition. He outlines the plot of av play he has had In mind and the crtrl urges him to go to work on It When he completes the play and reads It to Wentworth the latter de mands It as the forfeit of the bond won In tho poker game. Wentworth Interests Oswald In the piny and preparations for staging it are begun. Dorcas suspects hrr brother of having stolen the play from his friend. Merry, who was to Dave played the leading part, disappears CHAPTER VII Continued. Before the middle of October all tho parts were In rohoarsol excopt two. An Englishwoman, zilla Paget, was crossing the Atlantic to play "Mrs. Es terbrook." Oswald refused obstinately to give "Cordelia" to any actress that Wentworth suggested. "We must close with somebody mighty quick," said Enoch, when Os wald had turned down Katherlne Sean. "Minn Doan Is not even to be thought of," answered the Englishman decisively. "She's beautiful, but whore's her feeling, her intelligence? I eat watching her face the light fell strong upon her whllo you talked. Thero's absolutely nothing to her but beauty." "She can act," Insisted Wentworth. "I'vo si?en her act. It Isn't acting o want In 'Cordelia.' Tho- woman who plays 'Cordelia' must have fool ing, tender, compasslonato understand lng, dignity, with a young face not a face into which youth is painted." " 'Cordelia' must have beauty." "Wo may got both. I am not search ing for 'Cordelia' atnonir the a tarn- I have hopes o finding her among tho unknowns." "That's a risky proposition," said Wentworth Impatiently. "'Cordelia' Is a big part. Why, it's almcst leading business It ought to be in rehearsal now." "Walt a few days," suggested Os wald. "Now, tell mo, when is Merry to show up? lie should havo been here a week ago. Can't you wiro him today?" "I'll do It right away." Wentworth tossed his hat on his hoad and loft the office. Ho drow a long breath, when he stepped out on tho sidewalk, and looked anxiously up and down Broadway as If hoping to see Merry approach with his nonchalant utride. He paused for a .moment to light a cigar, then started at a brisk gait down the street He was accostod hero and. thero .by a friend. Each one offered' congratulations. He was In no mood for that sort of thing. A block further ahead he saw Phillips of the Herald in tho moving throng. There would be no escaping him. He Jumped on a downtown car, and a few minutes later he was at the Battory. He stepped off and crossed the square. The tide was coming In and a stiff breeze blew off tho ocean. He seated himself on a bench and watched the spray dash over tho pier. Throngs came and wont, but Enoch did not boo them, His mind was con torcd desperately upon ono anxiety: Merry must be ifoundi Ho. had felt so certain thqt the actor might appear at any moment, that ha had allowed Oswald to think ho knew whore he waB. He reported him half-sick, try ing to recuperato, and hntlng the worry of a laweult with an agry man ager, which Oswald was trying to settlo out of court. He assured him that tho comedian was letter perfect in his part; all ho needed was to ap pear at late rehearsals. Tho strain, howover, was telling on Wentworth. He had grown nervous and Irritable. Oswald saw traces of It, but laid It to flxlcty over tho preparations for his play. Porcas realised the change In her brother and felt it keenly. She con trasted the care-free, generous, gay Enoch as ho had been a month ago, with the man who had aged suddenly, who waB growing morose, fretful, un communicative, and impatient over trifles. Day after day Bhe saw less of him. His plea was hard work, so the girl was left to her own devlcee. She had few friends in tho city. She spent the fall days in long, solitary walks, and her mind dwelt constantly on Merry. Her brothor scarcely men tioned the play to hor. She, road news of it In the papers. Through them came the information that Enoch had relinquished Journalism and was work ing on the production of a new play by a new author. She drew a long breath of rollef over that announce ment. She folt Bure Enoch would do full Justice tp Merry when the time arrived. She waa too proud to ask questions. Her brother had always taken her completely Into his confi dence; she waa certain ho would do so again when the toll and worry were over, Wentworth watched her closely. He realized how she felt his retlconco and change of feeling; her ovory glance told it. He wondered frequently what tho thoughts were that she did not put Jnto words. In every woman ho had admired for beauty, intellectual or heart qualities thero had been Imper fections which were temperamentally feminine. Dorcas wue different. Some times' he fancied it might bo caused by her seclusion from tho world dur ing girlhood. Then ho remembered n few of her grl friends ho had met. In each of them he had aeon some imtty deceit or frivolity which, man like, he recounted a typical femlnino vice. Dorcas was different In heart and Intellect She resembled stalwart men he ltsul known, Hit ul wkk hla siVab flirnri nn nn Dorcas was different In heart 'wllpft. Hlin rafiemhtftri Htnlivnrf I ocean tamer moving uiajeticallf up the hfb4r Wbui bsr whUtlo shrinked In response to a salute, Wentworth roso with a start and glanced sharply about him. Ha felt that some ono was watching him. .His eyes met the gazo of his sister. She eat on a nearby bonch staring at him, a newspaper In her lap and her hands clasped list nessly over it. "Why, Dorryi How long have you been hero? Did you call me?" "I did not speak to you," sho an swered qulotly. "When I laid down my papor a minute ago you sat there." Ho did not offer to take a nlncn bo. sldo hor, though she moved to make room for him. Ills face flushed hotly when his glance fell on tho headlines of n papor that lay In Dorcas' lap. "Have you seen tho story about yourself In the Times?" "Of course I havo," answered Enoch Impatiently. "It wns not my doing. Oswald Insisted on It. Every paper Is clamoring for news. Wo reproduce the play tho first week of December." "Tho papor epcaks of you alono. Merry Isn't given credit for even sug gesting the plot. His name Is not mentioned." Wentworth's brow wrinkled Into nn ugly scowl. "How could he bo men tioned? Ho can't bo found any whore." "Mr. Oswald said yesterdny he was In tho Catskills, ready to come on at a moment's notice." "I wish to Ood he were!" cried" Wentworth desperately. "Why don't you toll Mr. Oswald tho truth?" "Dorcas, you'ro n child. You don't understand that I am up against a harder proposition than I can meet" "It seems to mo, Enoch," said the girl slowly, "if you bad not" Sho did not finish tho sentence. She had turnod her eyes away from her brother and stared at tho multitude of craft in tho bay, Jostling each other as vehicles do on Broadway. "Had not what?" he insisted. ( Sho met his eyes calmly and they wavered before hor own. "I mean If you had not made a false start If you had gone Into this honestly every thing would have come out happily." Wentworth did not answer. "I can't feel, Enoch, that Merry has had fair play." Tho man stamped his foot Impa tiently. "Help me to find him, then. Things will straighten out If he puts In an appoarance. Como, lot us wnlk home. It's too chilly for you to sit hero." Dorcas roBe and folded the paper which lay on her Inp. She kept up with her brother's long strides through tho crowd that thronged Broadway. His Eyes Met the Gazo of His Sister. After a few minutes' sllonce ho asked suddenly: "How did you happen to soo Mr. Oswald yestordoy?" "He called at the houso." "About what?" "On business. He has asked mo to play 'Cordelia.' " "It might have occurred to htm to consult met" Wentworth stonnod for a wnn,i Dorcas was not looking at him her eyes were turned straight ahead on tho bustling street "Why didn't he speak to me first?" ho persisted. "I don't know. I can't decide what to do. I would say 'yea' If I could talk It over with Andrew Merry." "I have told you point-blank you are not to go on the stage." 'You know how I feel about It " Dorcas Bpoke quietly. "You remem ber, I told you it was the only work I over cared to do." "When did Oswald suggest this?" "Several woeka ago. Ho has talked with me about It more than once." "He might havo taken me Into his confidence," snarled Wentworth. "Ho know how you folt about it Besides, Enoch," tho girl'e voice trembled, "besides lately I hnvo not known whether you cared Anything about my affairs." Wentworth did not answer until they turnod into the quieter region of Wnvorly placo, "Don't sit in Judgment on mo, Dorry," ho pleaded. "When the trol ley gets swung back on Its polo and things begin to run without constant switching, I'll return to tho old rou- tlnn. Hnva n lun r., 111. i- t havo nobody In the world Except you." rim-...- ....- ..I . . '. . ? j "'" ... n?nX an" 5 kld ono hand "" Munis uwuy me taper wuicn Into her brother's 'arm "M'a a V.. -!.. V- -5 - . . . down at her with a smile "It's a bargain," she answered. "About 'Cordelia,' Dorry, do as you please. I cut loose when father planned my future, and did what I wanted to. A girl, I suppose, has tho same rights, especially If she's a girl who can bo trusted Implicitly." When he unlocked tho door, Dorcas passed in before him. As ho shut it behind him sho throw her arms about his neck and kissed him. Wentworth held her for a moment In a close, af fectionate grasp. On tho hall table lay a note addressed to Dorcas, also a telegram for Wentworth. He tore It open nnd stood for a mlnuto deep in thought. "Enoch, I have an Invitation here from Mr. Oswnld to seo Nazlmova to night. Do you mind If I go?" "No. QIvo Oswald a message from mo. I shs'n't have time to see him before I leave." "Leave for where?" "For Montreal. I put a detective on Merry's trnck. Ho has nlinost laid hlB hand on him. -Tell Oswald I will bring Merry back with me In two days at tho latest." "Oh!" cried Dorcas radiantly, "then everything will bo righted!" "Everything will bo righted," re peated her brother. CHAPTER VIII. The Bread tine. "Miss Wentworth, what does 'Hilda In 'The Master Builder' mean to vou?" asked Grant Oswald during the first lull of quiet they met after leaving tho theater. Their cab had been held up In a Broadway blockade and the street became suddenly still. "She means something. Ibsen, first, last and all the time, deals in parables. Six people whom I know, Intelligent people, havo six different Interpreta tions of 'Hilda.' I am curious to know what sho stands for to you." Dorcas turned her candid gray oyes to his. "I seo only one thlnir conscience. She appears when the 'Master Build er,' by one cruol, unjust selfish action, Is bound to go down to the depths. Nothing can save him but his con science. 'Hilda' Is hlB conscience, of course." "That Is my Interpretation exactly. It is a wonderful play!" "It is a wonderful play." She point ed to a crowd on tho sldowalk. "What Is that string of men?" she asked. Their cab had beon moving step by stop for half a block. Again it came to a standstill, "H'b the bread lino. Had you never seen It before?" "No. Who are the men?" "God knows I" answered tho Eng lishman, with a thrill of compassion In his voice. "They nre a lot of half frozen, starving, human wreckage who have been waiting there for an hour to get a loaf of bread." Dorcas lowered the carrlasrn win. dow and gazed out Oswald watched her. The girl's face mirrored her feel ings so keenly he could .feel what was passing In hor mind. Her lips quiv ered and tears hung on her lashes. Sho could not trust herself to speak. "I shall never forget how that pitiful lino appealed to me the first time I saw it," tho man continued, "although I had known the poor of London since boyhood. This homeloBs, famished, orderly column, Srrowina- and irrnwlno- as one mnn aftor another comes creep ing from his burrow to hold a place, waa too much for me. I stood watch ing It from that corner," he pointed across the street, "night after night I used to try to help. In a few cases I did manage to put a man on his feet The' task was generally hopeless, ex cept that I could satisfy tho hunger of tho moment During hard winters In New York I have seen the lino grow till thero were hundreds In it Somotlmes It goos down Tenth street and nround tho corner," Dorcas turned to look at him. Toars stood In hor eyes and her lips quiv ered. "I understand," ho went on. "You aro wondering why wo, well clothed, fed and sheltered from tho wind, nro hero, nnd they are thero. I do not know. It is a problem as old as the world Itself. All wo can do is to help lndlvidunlly, man to mun." Dorcas' gaze went bnck to tho bread lino. Oswald tat In thoughtful silence. "Don't think me sacrilegious, Mr. Oswald," sho confessed, "but when I see such misery it makes mo wonder If tho Eternal himself has a con science." Sho sat watching the line of patient pallid men. Stragglers crept up to Join it from every direc tion. "I simply cannot Imagine a God who Mr. Oswald!" She grasped his arm with a half-stifled Bcream and laid her trembling hand upon his, "What Is It?" asked hor companion, rising. "What frightened you, Miss Wentworth?" He stared past hor out Into the street The block of vohtcles hnd begun to move. They wero again driving elowly down Broadway. "Nothing," she answered quickly, "nothing but a chance resemblance. I thought I saw some one whom I once knew. It muBt havo been & mis take." Tho Englishman glanced at her curl ouBly. She began to chat about tho play and other things. She waB try ing to forget whatovor had Btartlod her. Sho said "Good-by" at the door of her home. Oswald realized that she wan eager to have him go. As he drove away he tried to recall anything which could have happened. A wom an of her poise would not be disturbed by a trifle. Dorcas shut tho street door and ran upstairs to her brother's study, where tho 'phono stood. She searched dis tractedly through tho directory for tho address of n livery from which occa sionally ehe called a cab. Tho name had escaped hor. She stood for a mo ment trying In vain to rocall It, then sho rang tho bell. Her wait seemed endless boforo the old sorvant ap peared. "Jason," Bhe criod Impatiently, "who Is Mr. Wentworth's livery man?'' "Costello, missy." "8tnythoro a mlnuto," sho eald as Bho paused for central's answor. Then sho stooped to the 'phono. "Bond a cab, ploaao.t to 20 Waverly placo, Immediately." She turned again to tho old servant. uauu, Dim ubkuu, -you navo wait- od Mr- Mt'rry 'wUen Enoch brought "Jaeon," she asked, "you havo wait una Here sick navent youi" Tnt T tioa ml... i .. j- time Marse Enoch n I'i done all sorts I ob waltln' on him, when ho's done beon sick, puffcctly mlssublo, missy. Yo'-nll don't know how mlssublo." "Can you help tonight? I may bring Mr. Merry back with me miserable." "'Deed I can," cried tho old man, with eager sympathy. "Yo' des loeb him to mo. Lawdyl I fink ez much ob Mnrse Andrew mos' ns I do ob yo'-all. He's been mighty good to me." "Thank you," said Dorcas gratefully. "I am not suro whether he will como, but In enso ho does, be ready for him. Ho may want a hot bath and supper. Havo a cheerful fire; It is bitterly cold outdoors." She turned and ran downstairs when sho heard the rattle of wheels on tho etreot below. "Don" yo' want me to go wid yo't missy?" suggested Jnson. "Hit's pow erfu' late fo' a lady to be goln' roun' New York alone." "No; I would rather havo you here wnltlng for our return." "Tenth and Broadway," she directed, ob tho cabrnan shut the door. He pulled up at her signal opposlto tho bakery. The place was closed, tho bread line had dispersed, and tho "What Frightened You, Miss Went worth?" quiet gray of early morning had be gun to creep over the street Occa sionally a cab dashed past or a trolley went on its clamorous way, but there were few stragglers to be seen. Here and there a man on foot walked briskly, as if a shelter waited him somewhere. On the sidewalk stood a tall policeman. Dorcas studied his face for a moment, then she beckoned him. Ho camo instantly to the cab window. "Ie thlB your beat every night?" "Every night this week," said the man in blue. "Tho men in tho bread line have dispersed. Do you know where they go?" "Where thoy go, lady ?" The police man smiled. "I couldn't tell you no more where they go than If thev were rabbits scurrying to their holes." Dorcas shivered. "Aro they abso lutely homeless on such a night as thlB?" "A good ehare of them are." The man spoke with little Interest The misery in the streets of New York was an old story to him. "Do the same men come to the line night' after night?" "A man hns to be mighty hungry when he stands an hour or two wait ing for a hunk of bread. If his luck turns he drops out. Still, I've seen the samo faces there every night for a month. Are you a settlement lady?" he nskod respectfully. "No." Tho girl's face flushed. "I thought tonight when wo were passing that I saw some one In the bread line I knew, somebody we can't find." "That happons many a time." "Do you think," Dorcoa asked ea gerly, "there would be any chanco of his being hero tomorrow night?" "Tho likeliest chanco In the world. If a man's wolfish with hunger and you'd think some of them were wolfish the way they eat there's a heap of comfort in oven a mouthful of bread and a cup of coffee." "If I should come tomorrow night " 111 give you any help you want" Scottish Mining Engineer Taught the Ameer the Ancient and Honor able Game. Afghanistan, which has kept Itself, as free as any place In the Orient from western institutions, has finally succumbed to the charms of golf. The sponsor of tho royal and ancient game Is the ameer himself, who Is rapidly becoming an expert player un der the tutelage of a Scottish mining engineer. This Scotchman went to Kabul looking for mining concessions. He took with him his bag of clubs on the romoto chance of finding golf links In a country which had cherished a prejudice against any gamo played with a ball since tho time of Omar Khayynm. Ho soon discovered that the monarch was fonder of talking spqrt than business. When ho spoke enthusiastically of tho Scottish royal game, tho ameer lost no time in putting a corps of 6ap pern and miners to work constructing a course under the direction of tho visitor. Since that time tho ameer has become a devoted exponent of the gamo una no nas auainea a lair uegree of proficiency. But no matter what htfl ftlrlll. hn hlriu fnlr tn rnmnln rhnm. -l ..- . . i. I- .... sidorod politic to defeat a man who IBGRnT mmmpwk liiTiS SHftifc ftjsssM1t SB iuur uuLr iu HrurmmoiANl snld tho ofllcor kindly, as Dorcas hesi tated. "I don't boltcvo I'll want help. The only thing is I wish to do It ns qui etly as possible. It Is altogether a family affair." "I understand. You'll And me hero." "Thank you. Good night," said Dor ens gratefully. "I didn't bring Mr. Merry tonight, Jason," sho snld, when tho old sorvnnt opened tho door for hor; "but tomor row night I think ho will come." Tho following day seemed to Dor ens tho longest she hnd nvr tlvnrt through. TJio- weather was crisp and cold. Sho went for a lonir wnlk. trend. lng for the first time n tnnrrln nf Btreets In tho vicinity of tho docks. It was a part of tho city which belong to the very poor. She searched every where for ono figure. Poverty, famine, and hopelessness seemed to create a family resemblanco nmong men, wom en, and children. Still sho found nowhere tho man for whom she looked. When she reached homo at noon she felt tired physically and mcntnlly She hnd spent an almost sleepless night Ab she dropped off In a drowse sho dreamed of finding Merry, of bringing him back to the world where ho belonged, of setting his face towards fame, happiness, and nn hon orablo life. Not a thought of love the love of a woman for a man stirred In her heart She hnd forgotten her broth er's question. Thero wns omothln singularly childlike about Merry. With nis magnetism was blended a strange dash of childish dependence which n few men never lose. It had annnnlod I to tho maternal Instinct In Dorcas the first time they met. From morning till nlcht she wattnd anxiously for news from her brother, but none came. Sho realized that he was on tho wrong clue, but he had left no nddress, and Dorcas could merely wait After her wnlk she lay down to rest on the library couch. A few minutes later she was sleeping peacefully as a child. When Jason came In he closed the shutters noise lessly and covered her with nn nfchnn The city lights were ablaze when she woke. She walled Impatiently for the hours to pass. The policeman had told her It was of no use to como to his corner until eleven or later; It wns past midnight when the bread was dlst pensed. The clock struck eleven when a carriage Dorcas had ordered stopped at the door. Jason hovered anxlouslv about her. "You mus' put on yo' big fur coat missy, please." Ho was trying con stantly to manage her ns ho had done when she wns a little girl. "Jason, I don't need it; I'm perfectly warm." "Yo" do, suro ez yo' breathln', missy," ho pleaded anxiously. "Hit's grown bitter col' fo' November. Yo'-nll '11 fieeze ef yo' don'." "All right," laughed tho girl, and she slipped her arms Into tho wide sleeves. "Just to please you, Jason remember that not because I'm cold. Now," she added, "don't get norvous If it Is an hour or two before I return. I Bhall be quite safe. Mr. Merry will come back with mo tonight, I know. Have everything as cozy nnd cheerful as possible. And Jason I've got my key. I'll ring when I want you. Don't bother about opening the door." Tho girl's Intuition told her that Mar- ry might have fallen to such low es tate that it would hurt for even the old servant to see him. Tho negro understood. "I know, missy, I'll do des ez yo' say but fo' de Lawd's sake do take care ob yo'se'f. What could I say to Marse Enoch If anyt'lng happened to missy?" "Nothing's going to happen, good old Jason," cried the girl, as sho ran down the steps. The officer was waiting at tho cor ner. He beckoned tho cabman to pull up where an electric light would not shine into the carriage, then he stopped for a mlnuto at tho window. "I'll stay near by and keep my eye on you. When you see your party, signal mo. I'll give your cabby the order, and he can drive around a block or two and take you up Tenth street Then slip out and get your your friend that way. There ain't no chanco of him seeing you come up be hind, as he would if you crossed the street." "Has the bread line begun to gather yet?" she asked. "Hardly, ma'am. There's a few stragglers hangln' round. Them that como first get the first chancn. nr course, only It's a nasty night to wail outdoors with an empty stomach." (TO BE CONTINUED.) enjoys the Dower of life nnddfnth over every ono of his subjects. Tho game has reduced the girth of the ameer nnd Improved his health, but he Is afraid of overdoing It. eo at his winter capital he is having built n miniature links de luxe, limited in size nnd as smooth as a tennis lawn. Here he will play the game without any of the bunkers or hazards usually pro vided by the ordinary course. What She Didn't Understand. "Hero's a curious Item, Joshua!" ex claimed Mrs. Lemlugton, spreading out tho Blllevlllo Mirror in her ample lap. "The Nellie E. Williams of Gloucester reports that she saw two whales, a cow and a calf, floating off Cape Cod tho day before yesterday." "Well, ma," replied old Mr. Lomlng ton, "what's tho matter with that?" "Why, It's all right about the two whales, Joshua, but what bothers me Is how the cow nnd calf got way out there." Effect of Colors. Tho s,tout woman should know that yellow increasos hor natural slzo. Satin also makes her look blggur Blue Is a slightly enlarging tono; white la stationary. Black, seal brown, navy blue nnd the deepest of crlni boiib are all tones that make tho wear oMotfk Bltiumor. Policeman Is Taken Prisoner by a Lively Cow CddSmTed0 'I8 BPOtd CW Wlth "Wtatton pled horn, the DetroU avenie atat.nn hTbT0 Cnptured Patrolman Chambers ol tuo Detroit avenue station the other day nnd bound him so tightly that It v- i., . .x. . slammed on her, Chambers drew a ong breath and began to take inventory of tho three hundred odd bones In his anatomy. "Strange," ho muttered in a dazed voice. "I was suro some of them must be broken." Tho cow, which belongs to W. H. Ford, tired of her pasture and started to hunt a new one early in the morning. She pulled up the stake to which her chain was attached and started. At tho Nell terrace tho green lawn of the court nttracted hr and she tarried long enough to get all tangled up in the chain. Her half-strangled groans and "moolngs" awoke every ono In the terrace and someone called Patrolman Chambers. With soft words ho tried to calm tho frightenod cow, but failed. She caught him between & treo and herself and proceeded to wind tho chain around him. Chamber yelled for help. , The cow then decided to Investigate Detroit avenuo to the eastward and she took Chambers along. Through lawns and ovor flower beds she wont until tho station house was reached at about seven o'clock. The day and night forces wero Just changing and between tho two Chambers' prisoner was subdued. Buys Meal for a Wayfarer; Lacks Cash to Pay NEW YORK. A story is being told of an experience of a wealthy bachelor, a member of a very old New York family, who takes a great deal of inter est In charitable work, and who does a lot of investigating on his own account. Some time ago he was walking on ono or the streets of tho lowest East side -when he was accosted by a way farer whose whole appearanco indi cated the depths of misfortune and misery. Tho tramp said ho wanted the price of something to eat The millionaire looked him over. "I won't give you any money," ho said, "but I'll be glad to buy you a good square meal." Tho millionaire was very plainly dressed, and thn othnr. nftnr InoVln.. him regretfully oyer, agreed to become his guest They turned into a res taurant in the vicinity, and the host let the man order what h wanted. Hy himself ordered a meal and ate. When It waB finished, the millionaire called for his check. When ltl came, ho felt in his pockets. Not a cent did he havo. It was an embarrasa Ing moment but he sought to explain to the waiter. - .. "Nal ' hat,8tuff, oes hero; we got too much o' that kind of conver-i satlon. tho attendant informed him. "You pays that check Bee!" The man from uptown called for tho manager, and sought to explain the) situation, but the manager, too, happened to be from Missouri. When tho millionaire was arguing with the manager, and protesting that he would pay the bill if time was jlven him, he was surprised by a loud' guffaw from the tramp across tho table. "Bo," cried that worthy, leaning over and putting out his hand, "youl certainly put one over on me. I never knnw nnvtwiv ,.t i m. . ' Why, I had no idea you were one of us. HI pay the check," and he did.1 producing a sum that was much more than sufficient House Lined With Honey Found in Southern City MOBILE, ALA. Mobile has a real, sure-enough "honey" residence. It 1 at the corner of Kentucky and Marino streets, and carpenters say thatl tho walls are practically Interlined with honey. Several weeks ago the floor-i jjT 0L JflWE ftOME I - .canea tnat about nvo years ago While she was living in the house she had a large flower garden In the yard and that It attracted a colony of bees to the place. ' When the flowers wore removed tho bees also disappeared. Tho honey-i makers had discovered tCa abandoned water spout and through this theyi gained access to the walls and beneath tho weatberboardlng they proceeded, to make pound after pound of honey. A carpenter wns summoned and on the orders of tho owner he cut a hole in the sldo of tho house and attempted to smoke the bees out For hlsi trouble he was stung several times. Between twenty-five and thirty pounda of honey was found near tho hole, and this was removed, but it Is believed' that soveral hundred pounds must be in other parts of the walls. Tho carpenters are of tho opinion that a dozen or more colonies of bees' Inhabit the Gray homo. ' Mastodon Hog Weighs 1,000 Pounds on the Hoof BALTIMORE, MD. One hog. 1,000 pounds on the hoof. H. F. Martin 'of Hampstead, In the Fifteenth dUtrlct of Baltimore county, sold an animal' of this weight, says the Sun, to H. F Sharrer, a butcher of Hempstead. It) war flvn vAnrn nlri. Parlflllv nnd hv "-' . . . T. .. . . . several oiner cnaracionsucs, u ic-oxea ilka the verisimilitude of the swine tribe, bu.t it had the bulk of a horse of a largo horse. Seeing it move across the field on u moonless night gave ono tho apprehension that the banshees or fairies were moving a haystack. Only now that the western winds have como along does Farmer Martin realize uiu inraiuaDie Doon ne lost when he nartad with thn ntn...0 puerco. Staked on the windward side of tho Martin homestead, not a ripple of air could reach the unrepaired roof; no whining, convulsivo sobs could be wrung from the froe and easy weatherboarding. , It might havo been that C. P., hog, pig, swtne call it .what you will, for, thero doeBnt seem to be any Latin or Daclan designation adequate to em brace the animal's maaslvlty and projection into the circumambient atmoBpherei aa before said, perhaps It was because the animal's appetite was built alone the lines of Its displacement or because of the luring offer of nine conta ' pound "dressed." that Mr. Martin sold lt-at any rate. Mr. Sharrer god tho hog. " The carcass dressed down to 798 pounds not, for which Mr Martin rcw celvod the monetary equivalent of $71.82. Praise. Eplctetus, tho philosopher, was lame. When ho was a young mnn his master had twisted his leg until It broke. Eplctetus writes: "Do you think that because my soul happens to havo ono little lamo log' that I am to find fault with God's universe? Ought wo not when we dig, when wo plow, and when wo cat, to sing this hymn to God, because ho has given us theso lmploments wheroby wo may till tho soil? , . . What else can I do, who am a lamo old man, oxcept Bing praises to God?" 1111 uwuirea tuo united efforts of every person living In Nell terrace, West Elghty-nlnth street nnd Detroit ave nue, to froo him. Then sho started off down the street with him hanging to tho end of a chain and flopping like the tall of a kite. At the "moolngs" of tho cow nnd the yells of Chambers all tho men at the Detroit avenue station rushed out nnd mdnaged to corral her in Andrew Hartwell'B livery stable. As the door mg in tne attic of the building, now occupied by Mr. and Mrs. B. H. Gray, and owned 'by Mrs. Annie B. .Fields,' began to show unmistakable signs ofl rotting, nlthough it was far from tho, ground. Boforo tho floor was taken up, honey began to nppear through1 the boards, and despite efforts to mop) the sticky stuff' up, it continued toj appear. Mrs. Fields wae notified and after being told about tho honey she re-i - ' KmKKVtSfwTJ1- W A Great Rellnf. "Say, old man, you're looking a hun-. drod per cent bettor than you did a year ago." "I was worrying about my debts thon." "All paid now, eh?" "No; but thoy havo grown so that l know thero is no uso trying to pay them. I tell you it's a great load offi my mind." A Rejection. Knlck Did you lay your heart at; her feet? Knack Yes; nnd sho stubbed hay too over It walking away, Judge, vr i wCT' V 4 1, . i K 5