DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
Extraordinary Forced March.
A wondorful feat of pedcstrlanUm
has been purformod by 62 mon of tho
London lUflo brigade, who complotod
a forced march from London to
Brighton 62 H mlloB In the redord
time o(J14 hours 23 minutes, tho
previous best march having been EO
miles' in 1G and a halt hours, made
by tho French Foreign Legion. Tho
men's ages avoraged twenty-two yoars.
Not .a single one droppod out during
tho whole distance, although they were
In full marching order, carrying over
coat, mesa tin, saucepan, frying-pan
and plate, pickax, shovel, and trench
tools, haversack, water-bottlo and ra
tions for tho night, rlflo, etc., a total
weight of 46 pounds.
Robbers Work a Clever Scheme.
A few days ago a suburban frlond
received by post two tickets for a pop
ular play. "You will never guess who
sends you these," ran tho anonymous
noto accompanying them, "but go and
havo a good timo."
They oboyod, enjoyed themsolves lm'
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Youth Fails to Warble and Lands in Lockup
NEW YORK. When Jamos Smith, oightoon years old, of 19 Mechanic
street, Now Itocbollo, was sentenced to 60 days In prison for potty larceny
by Justices O'Keofe, Herrman and Salmon in special sessions ho said he had
been led to steal by going to church
Richard Dolden was holding forth on tho beauty of a righteous life. Dooply
touched, James knelt with tho others in prayer.
While ho was wiping away tho molsturo from hl3 eyes his glanco was
caught, by tho minister's hat and coat in an ante-room.
Remembering his father's roraark about getting along In this world by
going to church, Jnmea tiptoed softly to tho garments.
On his way out threo overcoats found their way across his arm. James
walked sanctimoniously away until ho reached Ono Hundred and Thlrty-flrst
street and Madison avenue.
There ho wns stopped by Patrolman Hart, who noticed a sheaf of sacred
music protruding from tho coat that belonged to tho minister.
"Stop!" said tho policeman. "Whero aro you going?"
"To church," answered James. "I sing In the choir."
"But what" aro you doing with thoso coats?"
"Taking them to give away to the poor."
The policeman fingered them suspiciously and then ho looked mora
closely at tho music.
"This music is in Latin," he exclaimed. "Can you sing It?"
"Sure," replied James, who know several Italians.
"Then sing it now," ordered tho pollcoman.
James was roluctant, declaring he was not accustomed to singing Latin
on street corners. At length he yielded to urgent prompting. Tho police
man listened as long as ho could.
"That'll do," he said finally. "You'd bettor como along to tho station,
bouse and resign from tho choir."
Perhaps they will ask him to sing at tho prison chapel.
No More Fur on Upper Lips; Barber's Swan Song
CHICAGO. "In the course of a fow years," sighed C. Albert Bucks, Chi
cago's most veteran barber, tho other day, "whiskers will be as extinct
as tho American buffalo. And so will barbers. Whiskers aro disappearing,
and they are very seldom to be met,
even in a barber shop. I cut whis
kers in the early '70s which a barber
of today wouldn't understand."
Mr. Bucks has been cutting whis
kers slnco the year 18G9, and this Is
his official swan song.
"Look," said he, indicating tho
beardless face of a youthful customer
in the chair beneath him. "Once tho
American youth was a fur-bearing
animal, as luxurious on tho face as
tho German, Spaniard or tho Alaskan
yak. Ho usod to wear whiskers all ovor, and fow faces In thoso happy days
wero complete without at least ono set of trimmings."
"Have a shampoo?" inquired Barber Bucks, as his youthful customer
straightened out in his chair. The shampoo being spurned, Mr. Bucks con
tinued in a more melancholy strain:
"In thoso happy 'days a barber had to bo an artist There were whiskers
and whiskers; some grew sideways, somo up and down and somo ontho
bias. To cut whiskers then required such skill which few barbers own
nowadays."
"Will you maybo havo your hair singed?" Inquired Barber Bucks of tho
youthful custdmer.
"I will not," nnswored the youthful customer, prompUy.
"A young man then was aB proud of his whiskers as of his wife. Ho
used to come to his barber every day to havo them treated scientifically.
He used to brush his hair from the back out and make it stick from hla
forehead like this" f illustrating).
"But as the years passed I noticed that this was a bad cllmato for
whiskers. Thoy didn't seem to grow. good. A man coming over from tho
old country with a beautiful crop would lose them in throe or four years.
Nowadays a young man comes in here once in awhllo with a dinky mustacho
as largo as your littlest finger and wants it fixed up. Ach, to think of the
kind that used to be!"
Peaceful Married Man
PHILADELPHIA, PA. Tho papers
1 evening headlines of reports of the
of tho neighborhood of Seventeenth
"TISa
"Como on In I" he shouted.
your couwrKTl f53r"") X """N
co (AS I X i
Tho enthusiastic citizen dragged back. "Men?" shouted ho, in turn.
"You're crazy. I got a wife and child."
"Well, that don't disqualify you," argued tho guardsman. And then he
coaxed: "Ah, como on in, sport Your country needs you. Ahrt you got
no patriotism?"
The man from Seventeenth and Susquehanna took wild umbrago at this.
"I can lick tho man who-says I ain't patriotic!" says he. "But I'm a married
man! And I don't stand for no shanghai-lng!"
Tho married man IndignanUy wended his way along Susquehanna ave
nue home. "Well, what do you know about that?" ho growled, under his
diminutive mustache. "Shanghal-ing! On a respectablo uptown street
respectable uptown people! Say, what do you know about that?"
Woman at Bali in Pantalets Causes Sensation
BOSTON, ilASS. Boston society is gasping over the first appoaranco of
pantalets in tho Back Bay. They were worn by Mrs. Llontlno Lovowell
at tho ball of the Massachusetts Federation of Progrosslvo Women at tho
Copley-Plaza. Had she but known
how much attention her new gown
would attract, Mrs. Lovowell might
not havo worn It, sho sold.
Skirts with tho pantnlet effect
havo boen seen In Boston, but it was
the first time a garment of this kind
had como into vlow here. Thoso pres
ent gazed at it almost continuously
throughout the evening. Somo women
wero simply dumfounded. Others said
it was not so bad, and added that they
may later adopt tho stylo.
Tho men liked it Among thoso most Interested was ex-Mayor John F.
Fitzgerald. Tho new gown, which Mrs. Lovewell' brought hero from Now
York, Is really a beauty. The skirt 1b pink cropo with a liberal silt In front
On the skirt aro brown mallno flowers, which add much to Its loveliness.
The waist is ocru lace with morning glory trimmings. Tho Parisian
pantalets aro of pink cropo de chino down to tho kneos and ecru accordion
platted laco bolow, hold in about tho anklo with French rosobuds.
Mrs. Lovewell wore slippers of pink and whlto satin brocade, with hand
painted hools backed with rhlnestonos and tho same kind of buckles. She
also woro a danco cap of gold laco thread topped with pink rosobuds. Thoro
was no petticoat
"I boo no reason why the pantalot gown should not como to be very
generally worn at society ovents in Boston," said Mrs. Lovowell. "It la the
most comfortablo drcBs I ov6r havo worn and I do not consider It too ex
treme. It cannpt Ub said to bo Immodest
"Thero Is nothing like it for the tango or maxlxo," ubo addod.
7f.tf " y?: WW. '.J'.vflj''"'
for tho first tlmo In his recollection.
ItQcently his fathor, who Is a postman,
took htm to task for not being a
church attendant
"Son," said tho elder Smith,
"you'ro going to tho bad. Go to
church Instead. You'll never got
ahead in this world until you do."
So on tho last Sunday In March
James Joined tho faithful who went
into tho mission at 35 West Ono Hun
dred and Thirty-fifth" street nov.
Was Almost Shanghaied
had just been coming out with big
taking of Vera Cruz. A certain citizen
street and Susquehanna avenuo was,
going homo alone Broad strnnt from
Columbia avenuo about nine o'clock in,'
the evening. He was full of war
spirit
As tho enthusiastic citizen reached
the south corner of the Second regli
ment armory, at Broad and Diamond,
ho noticed a crowd about tho doorway
in the middle" of the building. He sped
up to see what was tho excitement
As ho shouldered his way through
tho crowd a husky lad in state bluo
graDDed tno citizen by tho arm.
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Laura Jean Libbeu's
Talks on
Heart Topics
ICopjrithl. I9M. by Um MtCJura NtwipaprrSrndKatal
CAN A YOUNG MAN tOVE TWO
flints SIMULTANEOUSLY?
The brilliant block eyo
May In triumph lot fly
All Its darts without caring who feels
'em,
Hut the soft eyo of blue
Though It scatter wounds, too,
Is mu!h bttar pleased when It heals 'em.
So much is said about a man's best
girl that wo cannot holp wondering
how many girls ho
is BuppoBcd to
have. Does each
awaken similar
sentiments in his
breast or Is his
liking carefully
graded? It must
bo conceded that
ho pays each ono
a certain amount
of attention or
ono flamo or tho
othor would dlo
out for lack ofl
sparking. If he
is an a t h 1 o 1 1 o
young follow, fond
of out of door
sports, ho has ono
girl for tho golf
links or ono who doesn't balk at a llve
mllo walk on a blustery afternoon.. He
has his automobile girl, who doesn't
quiver an oyelnsh'no matter how near
ho reaches tho danger mark in dash
ing along. She's tho girl, too, he takqs
to tho races. But sho isn't tho girl
he takes to tho theater, or to tho
restaurant afterward, ordering wine
for her, oxultant ovor tho sensation
sho creates when sho dances tho
tango with him tho length of tho
spacious dining room. Then thoro's
tho pretty stenographer In his uncle's
office. Sho Is tho girl ho prosents
with books becauso sho refuses bon
bons. Ho waits for her on stormy
evenings to take her to n car, and it
Is she of whom ho nsks tulvlgo on
matters relating to her sex whether a
fellow was justified in refusing an In
vitation to somo affair which he did
not care to attend, although ho half
suspected It was arranged for his
benefit He considers the advisability
of breaking with two or three of hla
pleasant companions ere they become
sweethearts.
But it is bo difficult that he fears
ho Is equally In lovo with each and
every one of them. When his dear
old mother aBks him to bring his best
girl around for Borne llttlo home
gathering, he does a lot of thinking.
Tho dear old bouI would not under
stand the girl who doted on golf, bu"t
detested breadmaklng and home du
ties. Nor would the girl mad ovor
tango and cocktails appeal to her.
He concludes his automobile girl
would not bo looked upon with favor
by his mother, who might think the
lassie wouldn't bother her head to
check him if he went too fast down
pleasure's road. As for the stenog
rapher, true, sho hadn't fancy clothes,
hut sho had n very sensible head on
her trim llttlo body. She wasn't what
might be called a beauty, but sho had
a smllo and a winning way thai was
wonderfully taking. Her dignity
would please. Thero wns no frivolity
about her. Her life was serious. Be
Inp the only support of a widowed In
valid mother, not only tile bread earn
ing, but the biead making, devolved
upon her. Last, but by no moans
least, many a time ho wearied of the
other girls In turn, mentally vowing
each call on this or that ono should
be his last.
Ho nover wearied talking to the
stenographer. Each tlmo lio talked
with her he liked her the better.
Thoro wns something about her which
made her seem different from all the
resta subtle charm which made her
heart glow when ho thought of her.
Ho know by "theso signs and. tokens"
that she was the girl and the only ono
"In the bunch" whom he would care
to tako to his mother as his best girl.
IF A WIFE REFUSES HER 8MILES.
Nor do thoy trust their tongues alone,
Hut speak a lanpinse of their own;
Can read a nod, a shrui?. a look.
Far bettor than a printed book;
Convoy a libel In a frown
And wink a reputation down.
The success of marriage depends
largely upon tho vlow each takes of
being companlonablo after tho new
ness of the honeymoon has worn off.
Tho brldo, with a will of her own re
members tho well-moant ndvico of
somo of tho old aunties of the neigh
borhood: "You must begin as you
mean to end, my dear! One or tho
other will be boss In the homo. Somo
young husbands will be only too glad
to glvo tho reins Into tho wlfo's hands.
Thero are others not so docile."
Foolish Is the bride who acts on the
advlco of others. 'No two husbands are
alike. The bride who expects her
young husband to band over every
cent of his wages from tho start may
run against tho first rock of disaster
to her patrimonial bark. Tho man
who is not used to having a woman
run his pocketbook may demur. Ho
is eager to do w,hat is right by her.
After much discussion tie signifies
his wllllngnesa to give her the great
er part of his salary, but Insists firm
ly upon withholding a small part of
It each week assuring her that ho
1h making good uso of tho money la
his own way, but putting her off evas
ively when sho Insists upon knowing
just what It Is being used for. Sho ac
cuses him of drinking or smoking on
the sly, accusations which he indig
nantly denies.
Tho first cloud appears on tho ho
rizon of their married life whon ho
discovers his brldo has a temper.
Ho comes homo after a hard day's
work, to meot a wifo who hns no
smile for him. Instead, she frowns and
answers him In monosyllables. So it
continues. The homo ho Imagined
was to bo an earthly paradise turns
9f(B faH
out to be so dreary on abodo that he
had rather turn his face anywhere
than thero. It's a man's nature to
look for sympathy wherever ho can
find It. Ho generally turns to some
woman who has a cheery disposition,
a pleasant greeting for him, and n
kindly word, which Is a sort of solacit
to him. Ho wishes he could bu
met with a smile such as this woman
has In his homo. Tho young wifo is
high spirited and will not give In
When tho husband has a like dlsposl
Hon, mattors grow from bad to worse
Ho Is afrnld thnt his wife harbors
a mistrust of him regarding tho small
amount ho holds back. From the time
tho wifo takes tho stand that sho will
bo cold to him and ho will be glad
to yield to her will tho outBldo intlu
onco strengthens: proves a powerful
magnetic foo to tho wife's happiness
Husbands and wives should make
up'tholr minds to havo no secrets
from each othor. A wifo should con
sider her husband's prlvllcgo by not
Insisting on having every cent in his
pay envolopo tie long as ho conlldes to
her what good uso ho puts It to. He
may havo an aged, needy rolatlvo to
whom ho gives tho money. It would
bo much cheaper for him to bring his
old rolatlvo to his homo and caro for
her there. But ho considers it might
not meet with her nprpoval. Ho does
not wIbIi to put care on her young
shoulders. Unless a wife Is sure her
husband is spending IiIb monoy fool
ishly, sho should not begrudge htm
tho fow dollars ho earns himself. A
wlfo's smllo Is tho sunshine of life,
her frown Its cloud.
UNRAVELING THE OLD LOVE TIE
A heart niled with coldnes.
Killed bv dlssembllntr,
CriiBhed by InKmiltude.
And this Is Lovo.
I
When lovo words have oeen spokori
and plighted vows exchnnged, tho be
lief la thnt tho silken tie thus woven
Is to last; that time will nover chnnge
It. Thero nro loves and loves. Somo
nro of tho quality which endures;
others aro of so Ioobo a warp that It
soon frays out of Its own volition.
In other words, tho lovo which Is
born of a fleeting fancy Boon filters out
of tho heart, as though It were an
hour-glass.
Thero aro men who ennnot bind
their affections unto nny ono woman
for a length of tlmo without tho tlo
becoming Irksome to them. Those arc
tho men who dellhorntely plan to
break away. With some sweethearts
this Is Is not so easily done. Thero are
women whom love has bo blinded that
they fall to realize their lover is losing
affection for them.
If ho disappoints her by not com
ing to tako her out, Bho makes all
sorts of excuses in her heart for kirn.
Tho reason ho offers Is a lamo one, but
it passes with her. Ho makes up his
mind to break with her, mursly, but
slowly. He cannot make her Jealous;
his coldness nnd lack of attention to
her hnvo no effect. Even tho little
quarrels which he gots up she bridges
over without ado.
He finds it tho most difficult task
of his life to unravel the old lovo tlo;
It will stretch, but nevor break. Ho
wonders, as all men do, why a woman
will persist in clinging to a lovo that
has no warmth for her. Such men
should have a heart-to-heart talk with
a sweetheart as soon as they discover
their chnngo of attitude toward her.
It Is cruel to allow her to feed her
heart on hopes of marriage which he
knows will nevor bo realized. He must
know tho fault of the situation Is en
tirely his own. He made lovo to the
woman on tho Impulse of tho moment,
nnd proposed marrlago before he was
sure of himself." Unraveling a love
knot Is tedious work. Men who arq
changeable ot heart usually nnrry at
last; but tho girl thoy wed will not
stand for a long, drawn-out courtship,
They must speak quickly If thoy
hope to win her hand. They know
there's no loitering lu love's path:
The lovo In this lnstnnco Is unravel
able material. It centers In the mar
rlago ring. A girl Bhould bownro of
tho lover who makes no effort to keep
his hold on her affections,
Expedition to Define Boundary.
Tho Turco-Perslan boundary has
heretofore boen ono ot tho prob
lematical features on the map of Asia,
As far back as 1843, a mlxod commis
sion attempted to define this frontier
with only partlabjeuccess, and since
that tlmo repeated efforts have "been
mado by tho great powers, as woll ao
the two countries immediately con
cerned, to complete the task, but the
boundary has remained rather a zone
of debatable torrltory than a definite
line. Finally, In November of last
year, a complete understanding on the
subject was reached, and a protocol
was signed in Constantinople in ac
cordance with which a commission
consisting of British, Russian, Turkish
and Persian delegates will undertake a
survey of the boundary. This is ex
pected to require at least eighteen
months, and will doubtless bo produc
tive of Interesting geographical re
sults. Scientific American.
Unlimited Mussels,
The mussel will probably prove a
vnluablo commercial bivalvo of the
Oregon coast In tho near future. From
Agato beach to Slletz bay and farther
north there is apparently an unlimited
quantity of mussels clinging to tho
rocks along the beach. S. G. Irvin ot
Agato Beach sent some samples to
Prof. Hodge of tho social biology de
partment of the University of Oregon
and received an enthusiastic letter In
reply that Prof. Hodgo was so Im
pressed with the mussels that he had
sent soma of his samples to Prof. Irv
ing A. Field of Clark university,
Worcester, Mass., who, Prof. Hodge
said, was responsible for mnklng mus
boIb a commercial staple.
Degrees of Quality.
Lord Lincolnshire, speaking a. short
tlmo ago at High Wycombe, amused
his audlenco with tho following: A
friend ot his, he said, was colebrated
for tho indifferent liquor ho kept.
This frlond was entertaining a guest
on ono occasion, and, turning to his
Irish butlor, ho said: "Flanuglian, is
this tho best sort of claret?" "N6.
sir. it is not," said Flanaghan. "But
I it Is tho best you havo got."
r
ervous women
Are troubled with the blue" texlty Jepren9 ad wtnitiitff of fJa
and distress are sent by the nerve Ilka flylntf messengers throughout bedy and
limbs. Such feeling may or may not be accompanred by backch or
headache or bearing down. The local disorders and teaammaMon, H then
Is any, should be .treated with Dr. Pierce's Lotion Tablets. Then tfc
ncrvou tystea sad the entlra womanly bhuWup leNttlM teste Htct ef
DR. PIERCE'S
Favorite Prescription
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your ravonta rmenpuorr bu often lh
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Dr. Ptoro&m Pteamsurrt Pallet
rffmlmtm mtomaoh, Uvmv, kowela
NOT AN ABSOLUTE BLANK
Eye Retains Impression of Last-Seen
Spectacle During the Duration
of a Wink.
Whon a person winks his eyes ho
momentarily covers tho entlro eye
balls, and everything therefore should
turn nbsolutoly black and bo In total
darkness for tho Instant As a mattor
of fact, ho certainly is In total dark
ness, but ho la unconscious ot tho
samo. Tho reason ho is unconscious
Is that tho oyo Is lncapablo of remov
ing a certain view from itself until an
eighth of a second has elapsed. So tho
vlow seen Just boforo tho ball goes In
to ecllpso continues to bo seen for an
eighth1 ot a second. But as tho oyo is
not covered by tho lid as long as this,
a now view arrives to supplement tho
old vlow beforo tho old ono has van
ished. Thus tho darkness Is not no
ticed, although thero Is no doubt that
it exists.
This same peculiarity ot tho eyo
enables moving pictures to havo their
being. It also Is tho reason why d
lighted torch whirled rapidly around
shows a path Instead ot a sequence ot
torches. Also why a rapidly rotating
wheel does not show Its spokes. If a
snapshot bo takon of such a whole It
does show tho spokes, howevor, and
proves tho abovo fact of persistence.
Or of tho whool ho viewed by a light
ning flash It shows thorn.
Napoleon at Elba.
Ono hundrod years ago Napoleon
landed at Porto Farrajo, on tho island
of Elba, of which ho had been made
soverolgn by tho allies. Ho waB re
ceived with shouts of Joy by tho El
ban population, who wero proud ot
tho soverolgn whom tho chances of
fortune had Just thrown upon their
shores. Tho formor dictator ot Eu
rope proceeded to organize his llttlo
Island realm with tho samo caro and,
as It -proved, with tho samo purpose
of aggrandizement ho had bestowed
on tho empire ho bad forfeited. Dur
ing tho nlno months that ho remained
tho "Man of Elba" tho world was
watching him, and ho was watching
tho world. Tho suspicion that Elba
would yet dovelop a political volcano
was general and, as ovonts proved,
was well founded.
Found No Bottom.
Whon John Flndlay, tho actor, wan
revisiting tho scenes of his parents'
childhood and youth, Kerry county,
Ireland, ho was shown tho famouB
Dovll's Punch Bowl. "That thero
bowl is so dapo, mo boy, that nobody
Ivor sounded the bottom' of it," said
tho old ,man. "Only ono man lver at
tempted to plnltrato its dcptliB. He
took off bis clotheB at tho ldge, and
then dolved down Into tho Devil's
Punch Bowl. Ho nover found tho bot
tom. Tho next day wo rocolved a tolo
gram from Canada which said, 'Ship
over mo clothes.' "
Reversed Lever.
Tompkins What, back already from
your trip nround tho world? You did
not stay long. ,
Blllkins I did not go all tho way
around. I was so pressed for tlmo that
when I got halt way around I was
compelled to turn back.
Too Late Now.
"When you wero married, did your
wife'B father' glvo her away?"
"No. I only wish ho had."
Just 8lang.
Cholllo Do you believe there are
microbes In kisses?
Mollle You can search mo I
Toastie
Flavour
A Winner
Every day many are finding
cut that
Post
Toasties
are different from other "ready
to eat" foods. It's in the
making.
Toasties are carefully
cooked bits of choicest Indian
corn toasted to an appetizing,
golden-brown crispness.
Care and time in toasting
and the delicate flavoring
make this crisp corn -food de
lightful. Post toasties ready to eat
direct from the sealed package,
with cream and sugar to taste.
sold by Grocers.
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Women's il"S It
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SI, SO $1.70 S2 S3.SO $3
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Thla U the reason warlrcyoutb
hid TkluM (or SI 00, 3J.6u, 00
ana 11 ou noiwunauoainc um
cnorroou increase in ma coat 01
leatuer. our atanaaxoa oar
Dot been lowered aod Uia prlca
10 you remalna toa aama,
Aak your dealer to ahow rati
th itndoCW. X,. Douslu aboea na
la aeinnufdj J3 00. 11 lo, SiOOaod
It 50. You win then b convinced
that for atria, eomtort and ienrlee
ucr art aoaoiuiejr mi gooa ma
othr rnakoa aold at higher Drteea.
The only dlOerence la the price.
TAKE NO SUB8TITUTK.
eaamlaa wUfcoti W. L. Xtottalae1 n&me
ataap4 en the batten. irw.UDeaeiu
hoc, are not n Ml la rear vlel&ltr. ottta
oinci4T.mimeiorr. UBo.iQrvTrrnmaT
t ine mnnv at an pnoaa, poauaa nee.
Write for llluitrat4 ctalof thowlaf hew
le erd.r b mill. W. L. DOSQUS,
S10 fpua gtrett. Breeaton, Maaa.
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n ami miaiHasiai rwn-nrr' yv niinia
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ins mnv nn rnmiiirri fmiv -,,. 1
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t vrslnr erasu full nf nntr4llAn
the onlv food reoulred s-.t.M- far h
Or rfa'rvntfTVMB. Tn 101? nnrl arrTn In
1913. t ("Ih'rnmv MihIiaIi. .aUl -r ,
UChanip.ontUpforb3itr. Good '
trl.rV'ita ma rife fa. innvanlnf rllmara a. '
i CtMlnt. For tha hnrnM't-arfUs H- .. t
who wishes to farm extensively, or tho
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I ixmunuy ox any place on ue coou&ent.
Anntv far sewttrrtntloA 1ttr.fiivM mrA
jcuucea rauwaj rates to
Superintendent of
Imm.aTraHnr.
' Ottawa, Canada, or to
1. B. VMlMUtu, thmr ITS.
TT.Unrm, . D., B, A. Osn-wU,
111 -Tufcsi at, at. rial, iiu
Canadian
1 Government Agent I
DAISY FLY KILLER tfsf "Jk?5V ft
Ka-Lw3EWW
Alea. Heal, Mean, of.
namentel, oonrenlenL
cheap, iaate all
eaaoa. Mad of
metal, east tplll or Up
oiari will not eoll or
Injure anything-.
Guaranteed effective.
Alldaalaraoreeent
eipreai paid for 11.0a.
MEStmemsm
BABOLD S0III&S. ISO Defalk lit.. KreeUrn, S. T.
LUMBER
Before you buy your lumber for building, set our
bid on your complete bulldlnffrequlrtmente from
mill direct to conaumer. Wt eeve you big moneyj
quick tervlce. For full Information addreaa
DIRECT SALES CO., BOX 418, TACOMA.WASH.
Ijnd Asrenli TCnntrd N. Mlnneaots land.
Empire J'orme Co., Thief IMver Folia, Minn.
Sioux City Directory I
"Hub ef the Northwest,"
at"
akete(eae
FOn BEST BEHVICE SHIP
R5GE BROTHERS
Lire Stock Commlnalon Merehanta at
WWUXOITY OhlmmBo w KanmmmOHs
THE MARTIN HOTEL
ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF
2SO ROOMS. RATES 81.00 AND UP.'
Vor Dent Reaulta ship to e,
FRANK E. SCOTT COMMISSION GO.
Lire Block BaJsasiea and Buyers
Reea 2M Eidtwi Mi. Week Tint) Hoot CM, leva
Barber Supplies
TueKleeblttBarbers8upplTCo.,0lS Pierce fit,
Bloux Clty,U.,wM treat you ri(jbt. Write them.
8KIP YOUR LIVE STOCK TO
Sioux City Live Stock Commission Coipanj
capital en firm nn hioitxoity.ia,
Let hi know If yon are In nred of market reporta.
We will mall yon Uro Block lleoord free ot cbarge.
Wm. Wamock
Co, Minuiaeturirs
Galv. Metal Tanks for all pur.
poses. SIOUX CITY. IOWA.,
Vaccinate forCholera
with "Guaranty Serum"
FUMIGATE FOR LUNG INFECTIOK
with "GuarantM Hoginulsion"
"THE GUARANTEE SYSTEM Vbt
eludes every known precaution forth
PREVENTION OP HOQ DISEASES.
It also includes FREE SPEC1AI
MEDICINES lor. the CURE OF SICK
HOQS.
We aro prepared to VACCINATE
YOUR HOQS, using only the BEST
SERUM manufactured under Govern
ment Regulations. The saost careful,
scientific and sanitary methods will be
used In administering vaccination.
DON'T LOSE YOUR HOQS, LET
US HELP YOU SAVE THEM,
Send for free circulars explaining
"THE GUARANTEE SYSTEM" &t
Raising Hogs for Profit, and Seram,
Vaccination.
GUARANTEE SWIsEVETERWARY 68,
STOCK YARDS SlOtil CITY.
SALESMEN WANTED
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