DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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Switzerland's wood-working estab
llslimcnts produce great quantities of
cxcclBlor.
Dr ricrcc ricawnt Pellet first put up
40 j ears &s6. They regulate and invigorate,
atomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated
tiny granule. Adv.
Many a man who poses as a leader
Is merely n. driver.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last un
til the goods wear out. Adv.
Most of us lmvo to struggle along
without tho things wo really want.
TWO WOMEN
AVOID
OPERA!
By Taking Lydia E. PinK-
ham's Vegetable
Compound.
Chicago, III. "I must thnnk you with
all my heart for Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable. Com
pound. I used to go
to my doctor for mils
and remedies and
theydidnothelrjme.
I had headaches and
could not eat. and the
doctor claimed I had
female trouble and
must have an opera
tion I read in tho
paper about Lydia
E. Pinklmm'n Vprrn.
table Compound and I havo taken it and
feel fine. A lady said one day, 'Oh. I
feel sotired all tho time and have head
ache.' I said, 'Take Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound,' and she
.did and feels fine now." Mrs. M. R.
Karschnick, 1438 N. Paulina Street,
Chicago, Illinois.
ThoOtlicr Case.
Dayton, Ohio." Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound relieved me of
pains in my side that I had for years
and which doctors' medicines failed to
relieve. It has certainly saved me from
an operation. I will be glad to assist
you by a personal letter to any woman
'in the same condition." Mrs. J. W.
'Sheroi, 12G Cass St., Dayton, Ohio."
If you Avnnt special ad vice
write to LycHa E. Pinkliam Med
'Idino Co. (confidential) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will b'o opened,
iread and answered by a woman,
tand held in strict confidence
Neuralgia
sufferers find instant relief in
Sloan's Liniment. It pene
trates to the painful part
soothes and quiets the nerves.
No rubbing merely lay it on.
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Kills Pain
For Neurits
" I would not be without Toar Lini
ment and praUe it to all who Buffer
with neuralgia or rheumatisir or piln of
any Kinu. ' r. uenry vunop. u.MiWt
Jimoui.
Pain All Con
"1 suffrred with aulte a Revere neu
ralgic headache for 4 months without
any relief. I used your Liniment for
mo or tnrce niRiits ana i noven inui
fered with my head since-" Mr- J- &
Treat menu for Cold and Croun
'My llttla rirl. twelve vears old.
caught a severe cold, and I gave her
three drops of Sloan's Liniment on sugar
on going to bed, and (he got op In the
morning with no signs of a cold. A lit
tle boy next door had croup and I gare
the mother the Liniment. Shegavebim
three drops on going to bed. and he got
up without the croup In the morning."
r. rr. u. airang; LJllcago, 4U.
At.UDwlrtf. Price 23c. 50 ud 11.01
Sloan's Book on Horse sent free.
Addrets
DH. EARL S. SIOAN, lar Boston, Mass.
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WESTERN CANADA NOW
The oDoortunitv of securincr free m
homesteads of 160 acres each, andf
the low priced lands of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta, will
soon have passed.
Canada offers a hearty welcome
to the Settler, to the man with a
family looklne for a home; to tho
farmer's 6on, to tho renter, to all who
Wish to live under better conditions.
Canada's craln yield in 1913 is
tho talk of tho world. Luxuriant
Grasses (rive cheat) fodder for larca
herds; cost of raising and fattening
lor market is a trifle.
The sum realized for Beef. Butter.
Milk and Cheesa will pay fifty per
cent on the investment.
Write for literature and partic
ulars as to reduced railway
rates to oupenraondent
of Immigration, Ottawa, I
Canada, or to
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Small Missouri Farm
Either 10, 20, 30 or 40 seres (you talcs your choice
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successful 1 ,000 sere orchard company with two can
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down and J 3 monthly without Interest or taioa.
Will pay round trip railway fare of buyers. Payments
stop In caae of deith.
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TREES HELP PUBLIC HEALTH
Besides Purifying the Air, They Help
to Make Cooler Summers and
Warmer Winters.
Mon nnd animals havo good reason
for their fondness for trees. It Is not
only because tho trees add, so much to
tho beauty of our streets, or because
tho attractiveness of livers and lakes
and even of tho seashore depends
largely upon the trees that wo look
upon them ns silent friends. Thoy
help us in a moro material way than
with their beauty, great ns that help
may bo. They add tq our physical
comfort and to our health.
Parris T. Fanvoll, in his "Village
Improvement," urges tho necessity of
planting and caring for trees for the
sako of the city's or vlllago's beautv
nnd healthfulness.
The side of tho street having tho
most trees Is the popular sldo in sum
mor. That Is becauso It Is tho coolest
by nbout 20 degrees, Mr. Farwell tells
us, for "a full grown tree sends out
187 gallons of water through its
leaves Into tho air." Shading thu
ground also serves to moderate the
heat. And tho air around tho trees
Is moro pure. "Tho follago takes In
carbonic acid gas, which is poisonous
to us, and gives out oxygen, which is
healthful, indeed, Indispensable to
us." Medical authorities recognize
that trees promote the hcalthfulnesi
of a community.
Tho tempering effect of trees on tho
climate is not confined to summer.
In winter they nctually radiate heat,
In addition to their benefits as wind
breaks when planted In clumps and
groves.
That It pays to havo trees In the
town and city and on tho farmstead Is
shown by tho fact that real estato on
shaded streets and that on which
trees aro growing sells for a better
price. No little of the welfare and
prosperity of town, city or country
depends upon its trees, "and there s
a direct connection between tho at
tractiveness of the 'village or of tho
homo on the farm, and the lave of the
citizens for their village or of the
children on the farm for their home."
KEEP BOYS OFF THE STREET
Authority on the Subject Points Out
How Playgrounds Help to Develop
Useful Citizens.
Addressing a Philadelphia audience,
Ernest K. Coulter, who can qualify as
an authority on child problems, de
clared that moro than half the cases
brought before tho children's court
grow out of a thwarted desire for play.
Very frequently tho craving for ex
citement and adventure, which moro
fortunate youths may gratify In ath
letic contests, drlvo the street boy to
minor crime, then Into the world of
graft and gangs. So-called reforma
tories and prisons under tho present
system operate to keep him there,
once he has been convicted.
Tho remedy is playgrounds, and
moro playgrounds. Philadelphia is do
ing some work in this field, with Its
recreation centers and playgrounds
and gymnasiums. But the work can
not now reach half of those who need
it. Money spent for Its extension Is
a splendid Investment, bearing Inter
est In useful citizens rather than loaf
ers and lawbreakers.
Monuments In Poor Locations.
Tho recently Issued report of the
New York art commission contains
the following:
"From time to time thero havo
been submitted to the commission de
signs of monuments (chlelly statuary,
fountains nnd the like) completely ex
ecuted, with the bronzo parts cast, the
marble or granlto cut'and tho entire
monument ready to bo set up. Often
the entire work has been completed
In a foreign country, with utter dis
regard to tho location In which It is
proposed that the monument shall be
placed. They aro designed for an
abstract location, that Is to say, for
any location, but search for a suitable,
location nearly always results In fail
ure. "Most persons seem to have lost
sight of the fact that many of tho beau
tiful monuments of the past were de
signed for particular sites, and conse
quently that the monument was made
to fit Into Its surroundings.
"Our American cities, having in
most cases no Important civic or re
ligious centers, have grown without
any Intelligent or comprehensive plan,
and monuments have been lodged here
and thero in streets and parks like
driftwood. In only a few instances
aro they definitely related to anything
In their vicinity, so as to form part of
a comprehensive scheme. Thero is
no more forlorn looking object than
a granlto monument placed In tho mid
dle of a green lawn. It is a foreigner
to all its nearest neighbors. Recently
It has come to be recognized that cit
ies Bhouid be built according to a dis
tinct plan, and that the various parts
and objects In the city should bear a
direct relation not only to one an
other, but to their surroundings."
First Things to Be Considered.
Health, beauty, and comfort stand
higher than do the rights of the land
speculator.
An Unusual Case. ' .,
"Ferdinand Is engaged."
"Good match?"
"Must bo. His aunts aro all perfect
ly reconciled, and ovon his mother
doesn't seem to think ho Is making
much of a mistake"
Striking the Wet 8pots.
Yeast They tell mo that with un
annual rainfall In excess of COO Inches,
southern Assam Is tho woUcat spot In
the world.
Crlmsonbeak Get) It can't bo wet
ter than Milwaukee.
Side Show
Diverting Chronicles of Circus Life
By FRANCIS
g?ftaw;:ra
(Copyright by W.
THE ANIMAL BAROMETER AND
THE ETERNAL FEMININE.
Uncle Sam spends a large amount
of money to forucast tho weather from
24 hours to a week In ndvnnce, and
tho farmers and seafaring fqlk watch
tho bulletins no moro eagerly than do
tho owners of tho many shows whoso
harvest time Is the brief summer sea
son at Conoy Island. Had woathcr,
especially If It comes on tho first or
last day of tho week or a legal holiday,
means a loss of hundreds oPdollars to
them, for If tho skies aro threatening,
tho holiday makers seek their pleas
ures nearer homo and there are fewer
people to give up their dimes and quar
ters under tho seductlvo wheedling of
tho "barkers." Most of tho show peo
plo look anxiously nt tho sky beforo
retiring for tho night, but there is ono
of thorn who finds an absolutely relia
ble forecast within the walls ot his
own building. Perhaps the signs and
portenfs could not bo translated by tho
weather clork, but tho proprietor of
tho trained animal exhibition at Dream
land has been all. of his llfo tho com
panion of his charges, and has learn
ed to recognize the .meaning of unuBU
al behavior or the shade of change
in their voices which Indicates an ap
proaching storm.
Thero was not a cloud to ,bo seen,
and overy star In the heavens was
trying to rival the brilliant electric
lights on the great tower as ho sat
at tho cafo table in front of the arena
with the stranger and the press agent
after the night's performance was
over, but ho gave an exclamation of
disappointment as a half-smothered
roar camo from tho throat of one of
the lions in the building.
"Rain tomorrow!" he said as tho
grumbling roar spread from cago to
cago about tho great semicircle Ills
companions smiled lncretjlously as
they looked at the cloudless sky, but
ho repeated his prediction when the
stranger read "Fair and warmer to
morrow" from tho government bulle
tin. "I know all about the 'high and
low pressure areas,' " he said, as ho
glanced at tho chart. "A man In tho
show business has to study everything
A HOWL OF TERROR
which may influence tho attendance,
but the behavior ot my animals is a
hotter barometer for local conditions
than any aneroid which tho weathor
bureau owns. In spite ot the clear
sky and tho official predictions, I
would wagor that wo shall have a bad
storm within the next 24 hours, tor
thoso lions havo the Inherited knowl
edge of hundreds of generations of Jungle-bred
ancestors whoso food supply
depended largely upon tho weather
conditions."
"Do the other animals possess the
same barometric accomplishments?"
asked tho stranger skeptically, and tho
proprietor laughed as ho invited him
to como insldo and judge for himself.
Tho arena was always an uncanny
place at night, for in the dim light
only tho glowing oyes of the animals
could bo distinguished In the cages,
and the snarls and growls which camo
from bohlnd the gratings conjured up
visions of what might happen If one
of tho animals were loose and crouch
ing on the seats of tho auditorium' or
in tho galleries, waiting for a meal of
human flesh; but tonight It was worse
than usual, for the unwontod restless
ness of tho animals was apparent ovon
to tho untrained senses of tho stranger.
The carnlvora In captivity rotaln the
habits of their relatives of tho Jungle
and are more alert at night than In tho
daytime, but following a hard day's
work in tho exhibition cago they usual
ly settle down for a few hours of
sleep after receiving their evening al
lowance of meat. Although it was
long past tholr resting tlmo, not an
eyo was closed, and hundreds ofpairs
of bright spots wero vlslblo in tho
darkness as tho beasts paced. uneas
ily from end to end ot their nnrrow
dens. The elephants, whoso arduous,
duties in tho ring and on tho ballyhoo
brought such leg weariness that they
were usuully glad to be shackled-for
tho night, wero swaying their hugo
bodies from side to sldo and strain
ing at tho stout chains which fast
ened them, and the shrill trumpeting
ot Tom, tho largest ono, was echoed
and repeated by his companions, Rog
er and Allco. The roaring of tho lions
and tho hldeouB laugh of tho hyenas,
and tho discord of tho strango noises
was so disagreeable that tho stranger
was relieved when thoy left tho arena
and returned to tho comparative qulot
of tho white-topped tablo.
"It will bo a severe storm," said tho
proprietor as tho waiter took their or
ders. "Any impending chango makes
them unoasy, but when ovory animal
In tho menagerie is In tho state of ex
citement which you noticed tonight
you can bo assued that It la a thing
which animal tralnora aro over watch-
Sidelights
METCALFE
sx
G. Chapman)
tul about, for most of tho training is
dono at night, and it Is not safo to
work with them when thoy aro In that
frame of mind."
"There was a trainer named flarton
In my employ who did a pretty fair act
with a group ot six lions, but ho was a
brutal sort of a chap and punished his
animals so soverely that thoy went
through their performance on the jump
so as to get out ot tho exhibition
cago, whoro blows wore moro plentiful
than kind words. His act was n win
ner, nil right, for ho wns absolutely
fearlcsB and tho animals put up n bluff
of snarling and snapping which made
it exciting, but I disliked the man so
much that I was glad to farm him out
for a ten weeks' engagement on tho
vaudeville circuit.
"Ho wasn't a bad looking chap and
when Ho camo back from his tour ho
brought with him ono of the most
beautiful womon I havo ever seen.
Sho was an Egyptian who had beon
brought to this country with n troupo
of dancers for ono of the big exhibi
tions, and ho met her and married nor
when they wero performing In tho
snmo theater. Of course, I had abso
lutely no ubo for an Egyptian dancer
with my show nnd I made tho mar
rlago an excuse to get rid of Barton;
but ho begged mo to keep him on tho
plea that ho was teaching her to do
his act with the lions. She was so
beautiful that I realized that sho would
be ft groat drawing card It sho devel
oped Into a good trainer, so I consent
ed and signed a contract with him
for another year. I regretted it when
I saw tho first rehearsal, for It was
painfully ovident that she went into
tho cago only because she was moro
afraid of hor husband than sho was of
tho lions, and I didn't blamo her; for
whllo I might Interfere to prevent ill
treatment of tho lions, which wero
my property, I had no authority to
protect her from his cruelty. They
did most of tho rehearsing at night,
nnd I trusted to tho fear which liar
ton had instilled in the lions to keep
them from attacking her, for he al
ways stood at tho bars and they
would cower down at tho sound of his
voice.
FROM THE PLATFORM.
"In spite of all my precautions, I
was always uneasy when sho was In
tho cago, and when I had to bo away
from tho show Bho was constantly In
my mind. I had to go to tho wharf
ono afternoon to superintend tho un
loading of a new lot of animals which
had been sent from our, English quar
ters, and owing to delays at the cus
tom house It was late at night beforo
I could start back for tho show, Per
haps I had absorbed some of the
weather wisdom of tho animals from
long association with thorn, but, at
any rate, I was uneasy at tho delays
and as I whizzed along in tho trolley
I congratulated myself on my foresight
in having warned Uarton, as tho tbun
dor heads wero gathering and I knew
tho animals would havo the jumps and
bo unsafe to work with. Dut my heart
sank as I drew near tho building and
saw that It was brilliantly lighted up,
for that could only mean one thing at
that tlmo of night Leotta must bo re
hearsing. "My guess was right; Barton, In
disobedience of orders, had made her
go into tho cago, and ho had taken
advantage of my absenco to break our
Iron-clad rule which forbids a trainer
to drink. I saw tho whole situation as
soon as I entered tho building, and I
would have given the whole show to
havo tho little woman safely on tho
right sldo of tho bars. Tho animals
In tho dens were raising a worse row
than they did tonight, and tho lions
In Leotta's group had forgottoh their
fear of tho trainer in their greater
fear of tho approaching storm. Thoy
wore ugly, and Darton, who was moro
than half-seas over, stood at tho bars
shouting abuse at his wlfo and tho
lions nnd Jeering at hr evident torror.
I saw that tho other trainers and keep
ers appreciated tho danger, for they
wero gathered around, holding iron
bars, Roman candles and pistols; but
they had sense enough to know that
any lntorferonco which would draw
his attontlon from tho cago would pre
cipitate the trouble, and nono of thorn
could mako Leotta approclato tho dan
ger of her position. I wont up to him
quietly and told him that I thought
ho had better call the rehearsal off for
tho nlKht, intending to squaro accounts
with him as soon as Leotta was safely
out of tho cage; but tho drink was In
his brain and ho turned on mo and
cursed me. Leotta gavo a scream of
terror as tho brute turned his back on
tho cago and. as if by a preconcerted
plan, every ono ot tho six groat boasts
Jumped for hor.
"Uarton know that t.ho gamo was up,
and in his drunkon rage ho attacked
mo and it kopt my hands full to man
ago him; but tho others rushed for tho
cage, and whllo Ilonavlta and Stovoriy
son boat off tho lions with tho help
of tho keepers on tho outside who
wore firing pistols and Roman candles
and using flro-cxtlngulshors through
tho bars, Hobby Mack picked up Leot
ta and carried her outside. Of course,
that endod Leotta's career in tho show
business nnd finished Darton's employ
ment with mo. Tho poor llttla thing's
beauty was gono, for a lion's claws
mako deep cuts, and it was many a
day beforo she was nblo to leave tho
hospital. You can sco that I have rea
son to bo confident of tho nccurncy of
tho predictions of my weathor bureau,
for if thero had beon no thundorstorm
brewing I might have developed a son
sntlonnl Hon net."
"Or if Leotta had understood Eng
lish," commonted the press ngent, as
ho beckoned to tho waiter. "Of course
it Is BomctlmoB an ndvautago to havo
performers who can't converse with
tho nudlcnco, but It Is mighty incon
venient if thoy can't undorstnud tho
orders of tho boss. I lost tho chanco
of making n lot of monoy once,
becauso a squaw who was working for
us couldn't understand tho whlto
man's lingo. A guy named Merrltt
nnd myself were disappointed about
getting n concession for a snako show
nt tho Lowls and Clark exposition,
nnd we found ourselves broko in St.
Iou1b, which lst'soparated from tho
Uowory by about 1,000 miles of very
tough walking when you haven't got
tho price of a railway ticket. Merrltt
was mad clean through nt being
thrown down by tho exposition mana
gers, but ho was nn lnventlvo guilus
and I knew that ho would flguro out a
way to raise tho price of transporta
tion. 'Ttrri anfa lin na wn sriiiti m1 lit
j t tin j a iiu u tiu vvutiiuu "sV
our available assets and found thnt
thoy woro pretty well along toward
a minus quantity, 'It makes mo dead
soro to bo turned down this way with
out getting a run for our money, and
it's up to us to increase our capital
and incidentally glvo tho bunch that
dono us dirt the double cross. Get
your think tank working and sco what
It will produce' I couldn't see n way
out, but when a squaw from tho Robo
bud reservation, who was selling trail
ing arbutus, camo up to us and offered
us a nosegay, Merrltt glvos a whoop
and claps mo on tho shoulder.
" 'Jim,' says ho, Tvo got it nnd
we'll mako our everlasting fortunes 1'
Ho commenced to question tho squaw,
but all the English she knew was 'ten
cont a bunch,' and ho didn't mako
much headway until a big buck Injun
who had been watching her from cross
tho Rtrcot camo over and butted In.
It appeared that ho was her husband,
and whon Merrltt stated his proposi
tion the buck accepted the forms with
out tho formality ot consulting tho
squaw. Whon tho exposition opened
we had a big tent on an open lot
across from tho main entrance, with
a life-sized picture of 'The Marvelous
Mermaid' as big as a houso. As I
remarked, Merrltt was an lnventlvo
genius and ho had worked up a scheme
to dccelvo tho confiding public. Ho
had provided a platform and carofully
cut out a hole so that tho squaw could
stand on tho ground and tho edges of
tho holo fitted snugly about her waist
Ho mado hor lean forward and rest
her chin In her hands in tho conven
tionally accepted mermaid position,
and then ho fitted a fish tail which lay
along tho top of tho platform, and It
was so skilfully joined to her thut it
looked as if it grow thero. Sho was. a
good looking squaw and sho certainly
played her part and made an inter
esting picture.
"Of courso, ho couldn't explain to
her what he wnntod her to do but ho
would toll tho buck, who would caro
fully translato and Impress the Instruc
tions upon hor memory with tho aid
of a balo stick. Tho thing which ho
put most stress upon was that sho was
to remain absolutely still, no matter
what happened. I sold tho tickets and
put up tho spiel on the front, and Mer
rltt lectured Insldo and we did a land
offlco business. One afternoon wo
wero playing to a record houso and
Merrltt was doing himself proud on
his lecture.
"'Ladles and gentlemen,' says ho,
'I have tho honor to presont to this
intelligent nudlonce a creaturo which
is commonly, but erroneously, sup
posed to bo extinct at the presont day;
but you havo bofore you a living and
convincing proof that mermaids still
exist. I confess that until I was able
to obtain this unique specimen, which
was captured wbilo basking In tho sun
and singing a lovo song upon an ice
berg In tho Antarctic ocean, I shared
tho opinions ot my follow scientists
that tho mermaid was a fabulous or
extinct creature; for during a llfotimo
devoted to exhibiting tho mysterious
marvels of naturo to tho American
public it had never been my good for
tune to acquire ono. You will ob
servo that sho is half woman and halt
llsh, and sho Is perfectly helpless when
out of tho water. Sho Is unfortunate
ly unablo to express herself In any
known tongue; in fact, sho has novor
uttered a sound slnco hor capturo and
we fear that sho has lost her volco,
which ' Just then ho was interrupt
ed by a howl ot terror from tho plat
form, which was followed by a roar
ot laughter from tho uudlonco, and
when ho turned ho saw tho squaw
standing ip and trying to wrap the
fako tall around a pair ot well-dovol-oped,
copper-colored legs. Her faco
was as palo as a squaw's faco could
got and Merrltt know tho Jig was up.
I was peeking in tho door, and when
I saw what had happened I gatherod
up tho boxofllco receipts and faded
away. I met Merrltt that ovonlng in
our usual cafe, and underneath a pair
of black eyes and a battored-up phiz
I could soo that ho was wearing a
look ot deep disgust.
" 'Jim says ho, 'this !s what comos
from pinning your faith to a voman
and not appreciating tho weakness of
tho sex. Bho faced tho danger ot be
ing burned allvo and never turned a
hair; but whon sho saw n moasly llttlo
niouoo crawl under tho platform sho
buBtod up tho wholo show."
Tho stranger said good-night and
started for tho city, but bofore ho
reached tho railway station ho was
drenched by tho downpour which the
proprietor had prodlcted.
Skating do Luxe.
"How was tho Ico for your skating
party last night?"
"Cracked and soxred In classes."
Good Cheer Aids
Digestion of Food
Dyspeptics Can Moke tho Rest of
the Family Happy by Using
a iMxatlve'Tonlc.
Tho temper of tho family and tho
"good cheer around tho tablo depend so
much on tho good digestion of each
individual present that tho experiences
of soino formor dyspeptics who over
came their trouble should bo of inter
est to thoso now sufforlng in this
wny.
Tho best ndvlco ono can glvo but it
Is advice that is seldom heeded Is to
ont slowly and mastlcato each mouth
ful carefully. Howevor, if slow eating
nnd careful mastication fall tho noxt
aid Id ono cioso to nnturc, Dr. Cald
well's Syrup Pepsin. This remedy Is
nn oxcellent digestant, and In nddltlon
to helping In tho digestion of tho food,
nets gentlr on tho liver and bowels,
ridding thorn ot tho accumulation ot
wasto that should long ngo havo been
passed off. It is safo, reliable, ploas-nnt-tnstlng,
and results aro guaran
teed. Mnj. S. IJnrtln, of Joplin, Mo., now
77, thinks 1 r. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
has helped him to a longer and hap
pier llfo. Pe has not felt so good In
years ns lit has slnco taking this ox
cellent mod cino, nnd in splto ot his
77 yoara ho nys ho feels like n boy.
It Is tho Ideal remedy for indiges
tion, no master how ocvoro; constipa
tion, no ma;tor how chronic, bilious
ness, hcndnihoB, Ras on tho stomach,
drowsiness After eating and similar
annoyances.
DIDN'T GET THE SITUATION
Wsll-Meanlnu Mm Not Exactly Wise
to the Mithoiis Peculiar to Up-
to-Datt Femininity.
"I don't lle I.i this town," ho said,
ns ho linked before a policeman on
tho corner.
"Well?" wnj ouerlod.
"I think I naide a mlstnko back
thero."
"What's the u.atter with your chin?"
"A woman !h mo, and that's why I
think I made a mlstnko."
"How was it?"
"Down on tSu next block the sower
Is stopped up and there's lot of water
over tho croitlng. A woman stood
with her toes in tho edge of It, nnd
thinking she vanted to, cross picked
her up and carried her over."
"And sho bl you in roturn?"
"Sho bit mi and called me names.
Can you see wmro I mude a mlstnko?"
"Urn! I ci.iu Sho didn't want to
crosB."
"Cut sho Blood thoie?"
"Yes, but iho was simply getting
her feet wot."
"What foir
"That sho might go homo and toll
her husband that she hnd got to havo
$8 to got a p.tli it tho spring and sum
mer stylo of rhocs, or go Into quick
consumption"
PIMPLES ALL OVER FACE
1413 E. Gcncasas Ave., Saginaw,
Mich. "CuMcura Soap and Ointment
cured mo ot a vary hart disease ot tho
faco without leaving a scar. Pimples
broko out -M ov3r my face, red and
largo. Tliiy fcsicvcd and camo to, a
head. Thuj ltcl.ed and burned nnd
caucod mo to sciMch them and mako
sores. Thfy said thoy wero seed
warts. At Might I was restless from
itching. When tho barber would
shave mo My faco would bleed terri
bly. Tluji scaba would form after
wards, thun thoy would drop off and
tho so-culled seed warts would como
back ogfiiH. They wero on my face
for about nine months and tho trou
ble cauuod disfigurement whllo it
lasted.
"Ono day I read in tho paper of the
Cutlcura Soap aud Ointment. I re
ceived a freo sample of Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment and it was so much
valuo to mo thut I bought a caka of
CuttcurA Soap and a box ot Cutlcura
Ointment at tho drug storo. I used
both according to directions In about
ten (Liys my faco began to heal up".
My ft.oa is now clear of tho warts and
not a scar is left." (Signed) LeRoy
C. OTirlon, Mnr 12, 1913.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout tho world. Sample of each
froo, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv.
"Mixed" Tobacco.
"James Hazon Hydo," said a New
York tobacconist, "ndvised mo, for
tho smoker's good, to fight tho na
tionalizing of tho tobacco trade. Ho
illustrated tho condition of the French
nationalized tobacco trade with a
story. "A Frenchwoman, so tho story
runs, said to her husband, as thoy
piomonadod In tho Bols: 'Havo you
got n pin, my dear?' 'Well,' he an
swered, 'l'vo Just bought a packet of
government smoking tobacco, aud as
It's apt to contain anything, why not
a pin. Let us boo. Humph! A shoo
button1, a tooth pick, would a hairpin
do? No? Woll, no matter, for hero
at tho bottom is a pin, after all.' "
A Discrimination.
"Does your husband play cards for
money?"
"I don't think so," replied .young
Mrs TorklnB. "But those who play
with him do."
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Wives!
Mothers!
Daughters !
A womnn'u organism Is a very delicate thing It very easily
gots out of order just liko a delicato piece of machinery, ft
requires moro than ordinary care and attention.
There aro many signs which iwlnttodlsordor.suchashoadachea.rjnaceount
ble pains In various parts ot the bodr.llstlessness, nervousness, IrritableneM,
dizziness, falntness, backache, loss of appetite, depression, and soany others.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
has been the means of restoring thousands of suffering women to natural health
and strength. For moro than forty years it has been successfully carrying on
this great work. Today it is known throughout the length and breadth of every
land. Womon everywhere look upon It as a helpful friend. Lot it aid you.
K
SolJJn liquid or t ojefsf form by divtthlt, or trial box malted
yon for SO csnts from Dr. PUre' Vtsptnmry, Buffalo. Ji. Y.
Dr. Plerco'a Pleasant Pellets regulate Stomach. Liver and BovreU
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MAJ. 8. MARTIN
You can obtain Dr. Caldwell's Syrup
Popsln at any drug storo for fifty cents
or ono dollar, tho latter slzo bolng
bought by heads of families already
familiar with Us merits. Results are
always guaranteed or money will ba
refunded.
Whon you uso Syrup Pepsin you will
boo tho fallacy of chewing mints and
tnblcts or of tnklng cathartics, salts,
pills and similar drastic medicines. Un
like theso, Syrup Pepsin does not Iob
Its good effect, and by automatically
training tho stomach and bowel mus
cles to do their work, soon restores
thoso organs to normal.
Families wishing to try a freo sam
plo bottlo enn obtain it postpaid by ad
drossing Dr. W. U. Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington St-, Monticollo, 111. A postal
card with your nnmo and addresu on It
will do. I
Unfortunate Gallantry.
To his llttlo native town a busy city
man recently returned for a visiL As
ho had not seen tho place nor ita peo
ple for n long time, he was kept pretty
busy greeting old friends. Among
thoso whom ho encountered wis an
elderly splnstor, who beamed upon
him with:
"Oh, Mr. Smith! I am sure you
don't remember inol"
"Romomuer you!" gallantly ex
clalmod tho city man, qulto carried
away by his wish to bo friendly. "As
It I could forgot you, Miss Dlxont
Why, you aro ono of the landmarks
of tho old town!"
An Analysis.
A Boston broker said tho other day
of J Plerpont Morgan;
"We'd novor havo had theso Now
Haven troubles It Morgan had lived.
Morgan waB a wonder. Whatever you
woro banker, investor, politician ha
could turn you lnBldo out
"Morgan, after a great victory, once
said to mo with a grim chuckle:
'"Tho financier's strength Is other
people's weaknesses.' "
In the Garden.
"Say, bIs, do tho flower fairies ride
on tho horso chestnuts?"
"Yes, dearie, and thoy uto lark
spurs." Tho triumphs of right aro often so
modest that wo rannot realize thorn.
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SHOES
Men'sfifit0,
Woman's 3.B 12
Misses, Boys.Chlldren
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seifUa 1HM4 la ilia ovtr in.
TMa Is lbs reaion w airs tou Ita
tc values tor SI 00, S3 su, (4.00
sod $4 50 notnlibsiaiutlci tt
enormous lucrum u ids coat or
learner. uir aianaaroa oats
not been lowerrO and tba pclos
to ou remains tbeaams.
Aak vcur dealer to show vou
kind ot W. L. Douiiaa aboea bo
la rauD rer sj uu. ssju, i ujaaa
S4.4Q. You will tnen be convinced
mat w.Lfcixmgiai anon srs acwo
lutelT as soodaaouier makea sold al
rusner prices, "jssonir auiertocs
la tba price.
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.
annalaa vlthovt W. L. Deulaa' nana
aUispad en tba bottom. irw.L. Duutlu
bo. art not for Ml. la Tour vicinity, ordtr
Birv.l ironi i.Giory, ono.. lor ...1710.1110.7
i in. i.raur al all pno... pola ma.
VTrlla for lllo.traud culog .ao.rngr hrw
to ord.r br malU W. L. COUOIJaS,
tie Spark BtTHt. Vraltaa. Haas.
Sioux City Directory
"Hub of thoNorthwest."
FOIl 11EST SERVICE 8IIIP
RBOE BROTHERS
Live Stock Commission Merchants at
SIOUX OITY. Ohlaeno or KsnaamOMj
Barber Supplies
TheKleoblaUIiarbersBupplyCo.,018PlercoSt.,
Ploutf City In ,wlll treat you right, Write tUetn.
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Bond for CutuloRua nml ITlnlahtng Frlca List.
ZIMMERMAN BROTHERS, 80S FUrcs St.. SiooiOlr, U,
SHIP YOUR LIVE STOCK TO
Sioux City Live Stock Commission Company
' $50,000.00 inupt?..?,1?..'.
Lot us knuw It you aro In nxxd of market reports.
o will tnsil ou Ltv Btock ltocord free of clmrta.
Wm. Warnock
Go. Manufacturers
Galv. Metal Tanks for all pur
poses. SIOUX CITY. IOWA,
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