'-JW-' FTTy DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA. A r I- a' Y K Hi Mi i Hoarseness Have you got hoarseness that continues? Or do you get hcorso onco In a while, whenover you gt tho Bllghtest cold? Hoarseness means a catarrhal condition of the vocal cords. The vocal corda oro way down In the larynx and when affected by hoarseness should causa serious concern. 1'oruna has been found to bo on excellent remedy for such cases. Wo have received testimonials from responsible pcoplo who have been relieved of hoarseness by Peruno. Should you want to read a lot of excellent testimonials on all subjects write for tho "Ills of Life" sent freo by tho Peruna Co Co lumbus, Ohio. Peruna can also be obtained In tablet form. Ak your drucgUt, or send to us d I root. NOT STIRRED BY ROMANCE Extremely Practical Errand Had Brought Young Man Out So Early In the Morning. Ho was ns Irish as tho bolls of Shan don. And by tho truo-bluo eyes of him any girl could toll that ho would lovo a woman till death did thorn part Of courso, you can't always go by eyes, and girls havon't much eenso anyhow about men but never mind that Ho wbb brisking along tho avenue early of a Monday morning. At least It must have boon early for him, for "Hello!" calls out a big, beamy chap who looks as If ho had arisen with that lark wo all know about, but never expect to meet "Hello, Frank! What brings you out this tlmo of day?" And Frank answered as virtuously as If ho wero In church eaylng his prayers: ' "Oh, I always turn out first thing Monday mornings to pay my rent and alimony." Another ideal gono to smash! Still to pay a gone-wrong marriage debt moans a whole heap if you look at it from tho alimony lady's point of vlow. Exchange. Tho Tenor's Adventure. Enrico Caruso, tho tenor, said at a recent dance at tho Brovoort in Now York: "No man is as well known as ho thinks ho is. I was motoring on Long Island recently. My car broke down, and while the chauffeur was repairing It I entered a farmhouse to got warm. "Tho farmer and I chatted in the kitchen boforo tho wood stovo, and whonho asked my namo I told him modestly that it was Caruso. "At that namo ho throw up his hands. " 'Caruso !' ho exclaimed. 'Robinson Caruso, tho great travolor! Little did I oxpect evor to boo a man liko you In this hero humble kitchen, sir!'" Untouched Subject In L'Esprit des Francais is on In stance of the sharp, biting wit for which Alexis Piron, tho French epi grammatist, was famous. A young author whoso ability was by means equal to his conceit was discoursing at length upon the merits of his work. "I am tired of writing of that which others writo of," ho said. "I want to croato an original work, something that no one has over written about or over will write about" Piron turned quickly to tho speaker. "Why not write your own eulogy?" ho said. Youth's Companion. Literally Correct The teacher had noticed something queor about the rendering of a certain line of a hymn frequently used in morning school. One morning she de termined to get to the bottom of the my story. Listening intently, she traced the peculiarity to Johnny. "Sing it by yourself, Johnny," she commanded. Johnny did so, and In stead of the lino "Weak and sinful though we be," he gave as his render ing, "We can sing, full though wo bo." His chubby appearance might bo token as evidenco of tho probability of his assertion. The Limit. "They say ho is extremely stingy." "Yes; ho wouldn't oven entertain other peoplo's opinions." Town Top ics. Prudent Denial. He Let's have a tete-a-tete, dear. ' She Oh, 'Im afraid of these now brinks. LIFE'S ROAD 8moothed by Change of Food. Worry is a big load to carry and an unnecessary one. When acoompanlod by indigestion it certainly is cause for tho blues. But tho whole trouble may bo easily thrown offhand life's road be mado easy and comfortablo by proper eating and the cultivation of good cheer. Read what a Troy woman says: "Two years ago I mado the acquaint ance of Qrapo-Nuta and have used tho food onco a day and sometimes twice, ever since. "At tho tlmo I began to use it life was a burden. I wbb for years afflict ed with bilious sick headache, caused by indigestion, and nothing seemod to relievo mo. "The trouble became so severe I had to leavo my work for days at a time. "My nerves wero in such a state I could not slcop and tho doctor said I was on tho vergo ofnorvous prostra tion. I saw an adv. concerning Grape Nuts and bought a packago for triaL "What Grapo-Nuts has done for me Is certainly marvelous. I can now sleep like a child, am entirely free from tho old trouble and have not had a headacho in over a year. I feel like a now person. I have recommonded It to others. One man I knew ato prin cipally Grape-Nuts while working on the ice all winter, and said ho never felt bottor In his llfo." Name given by Poatum Co., Battle Crook, Mich. Read "Tho Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a Ilea- son." Ever rrmt (he nbovo letttrt A ncn one npiienr from time to lime, They arc ten i lnc, (rue, and full of liumu iuirrmi. T1APP mmMm G F Screeching of Parrot Upsets Dignity of Station INDIANAPOLIS, IND. A common parlor varloty of poll parrot assisted the weather man tho other day in making life mlserablo for terminal station attaches, and mado entertainment for waiting passengers at tho station until Doss Shaffer, actor and station pollco komoJ fiffiliS running irregularly and Bookaw was compelled to wait for some time. Poll voiced dlsplensuro at tho delay until ho tired himself out with squawking t.t nothing in particular. Then ho cocked his head on ono sldo and took an interest in Stout, who was calling the cars in n big, booming voice. Stout was shouting "Awl-a-bonrd fr Greenwood, Whlteland, Franklin, Amity, Edlnburg, Taylorsvllle, Columbus," etc., when poll took offense. "Ark! Squawk! 1" ho screeched in a shrill mezzo-soprano. Stout gave him a look of cold disgust Poll cocked a glassy oye In Stout's direction and screamed, "Hallo, hallo!" Stout started another spiel "Awl-a-board for Car-mel, Nobles-vlllo, Cic ero, Arcadia, Atlanta, Tipton, Jackson, Shnrpsvlllo, Fair-field, Kokomo " " "Ko-ko-mo," trilled polly. "Awk hallo." Stout Btarted to call an Anderson car. Ho got half way down tho list whon poll sang out, "Kokomo I " "Awk, hallo and Kokomo," chirruped tho bird. Tho passengors giggled. Stout grew hot under tho collar and started another spiel. Ho was fairly well along when poll butted in again with " and Kokomo." Stout became "flustered." Ho called Doss Shaffer and ordered him to subdue the bird. "Hallo," said poll to the cop. Dosb knows how to pet a dog and handlo a drunk, but ho couldn't do anything with the parrot. It screamed every tlmo Slout started to call a car, until finally Doss, as a last resort, took tho bird and Its cago to the basement. Tho last thing it said as It started down tho stairs was " and Kokomo." Smallest Policeman Is Arrested by a Woman CLEVELAND, O With nil the dignity of a London bobby or ono of Kaiser Wllhelm's schutzmenn, Charles William Long, who is six years old, and who can walk under a dining room tablo without bumping his head, started to arrest all tho customers in a down town department store the other day He was dressed like a "sure nuff" po liceman, badge, club, pistol, brass but tons and all, and when he waved his cap pistol at a woman she ran. "Walt a minute," called Charles William. "Stand still an' be 'rested. How'm 1 goin' to 'rest you if you run?" and ho tapped the shield on his swell ing chest. Tho attention of Mrs. Sarah Dun- leavey, store detective, was attracted by tho commotion and she picked Charles Williams up In her arms and carried him over to tho old court house. There sho turned him over to Probation Officer LrwIs. Charles William Billed at the camera, but tho promise of a box of caps for his pistol won him and a smilo. "Why did you let this woman arrest you if you are a policeman?" ho was asked. "Huh, sho jest picked me" up an' lugged mo over hero. I did think of 'restin' her, but she's too big, an' besides I don't 'rest women. I Jest 'rest bad men." The little policeman said that ho did not know whoro ho lived, but could find tho house "If you'll only turn mo loose." The boy was taken to tho detention homo by Patrolman Harry Morgan of tho Juvenile court after ho had escorted him into different streets and hnd asked him if he could tell where ho lived. A Pleading for his mother and tired from trying to keep stop with the pa trolman, tho boy fell down on tho sidowalk at East Ninth street and Euclid avenue and wept. When a passer-by remarked that real policemen do not cry, tho boy replied: "Wtll, I want to go homo to mother, but nobody can ilud her for me." The child's parents wero Anally located. Cat Shower Is Big Feature of Fire in Milwaukee MILWAUKEE, WIS. "Merowrr, ps-ss-sss-t, scat, thud!! Owow-wr-wr, pssst, spit, spit, thud!!" These sounds, which cause neighbors to heave a boot at tho back fence simply through force of habit, though it was broad daylight, BgPm ttrfM-. WJBllf J fAsSHT In. - l-TB Hathaway, a kindly old lady living at 431 Farwell avenue, conducts a home for cats at her house. She feods and takes care of about 100 felines of all descriptions. Accordingly, when an oil stove in the cellar set Are to rubbish collected in tho basement, and smoke filled the upper rooms, pandemonium reigned among tho cat lodgers. With tho arrival of engine company No. 27 and truck company No. 5 tho work of rescue was stnrtod. It was unnecessary to carry tho rescued down a ladder. Firemen simply grabbed the tabbies and toms by the scruff of tho neck and heaved them out of tho window, thereby being responsible for tho noises referred to above. Miss Hathaway wished to havo ono big Maltese cat saved In preference to all the rest, and offered a dollur to tho fireman that would bring it out Tho cat was obdurate, however. Sho was in no danger and didn't want to be saved. Of tho hundred or moro cats in tho building only one was suffocated, although tho flro caused a damago of approximately $100. Man Plays Horse in Street and Lands in Cell CHICAGO. "Olddapl whoa! goel haw!" yelled John P. Quln, thirty eight years old, 921 Wells stroot, as ho galloped and pranced up and down Hill street early tho othor morning with a harness over his shoulders. Crowds gathered, wondering what sort of vo- hlclo Quln thought ho was drawing. He did not seem to mind spectators in tho least, howovor. Ho trotted, ran and shied. "Come on, you Sllverheols! Come on, you Sllvorheels!" called a couplo of spectators. In a moment bets flew. Ono man staked 100 to 1 that Quln would beat his shadow by a noso, another laid a 10-to-l shot that ho could boat his coat-tails. Tho man who wagered that ho soon would beat a retreat won all the money. Because Just thon pollco of the Chicago avenue station arrived and for a moment did not know what to mako of It. Finally deciding that tho man should bo arroBtod, they took him to tho station, and ho was charged with appearing in public dlsgulsod as a horso. "1 guess ho had been playing with the kid," volunteered somebody, "and thinks tho small boy is still driving him." What Save Them? Husband Do you think, my dear, that you are dressed warm enough for a cold day llko thleT Wife Ob, yes; I'm going ,to carry my muff. Puck. Merely Prudence. Hub How could you go and order that expensive necklaco? Don't you know how I'm fixed? Ife Yes, but I don't want other pt'V.ln t V .o how you'ro fixed. M force, took n hand and relegated "poll" to tho dcop, dark recessos of the basemont. Tho panyt was n vorboso "critter" with u tendency to butt In on all tho conversation ho heard, and ho came near getting tho gont of Gcorgo Stout, train caller Ho camo into tho station with Cal vin Bookaw, who was waiting for a car to Now Albany. Tho cars wore combined with tho arrival of flro appa ratus, startled residents in the vicini ty of Farwoll avenue and Kontlworth placo shortly after three o'clock on a recent afternoon. A flro is an exciting thing, anyway, and even paterfamilias, enjoying the day of rest with a pipe and tho Sunday paper on tho davenport, gets up to see tho apparatus go by. This particular flro was not only ex citing; it was unique. MIbb Sarah A Liar's Reward. "Do you understand what you are to swear to?" asked tho court as a not overlntolllgent looking negro took tho witness Btand. "Yessah, Ah doos. Ah'm to sweah to tell de truf." "Yen," said tho Judge; "and what will happen If you do not toll the truth?" "Well, Bah," was the hesitating an. swer, "Ah oxpoots ouah slda'll win da enso, sah" Ladles' Homo JocraiL w fiS, V 7 Give to i V I BUY IT BY THE BOX for 85 centsat 5 cent packages. They stay fresh It's clean, pure, healthful if it's WRIGLEY'S. Look for the spear REALLY NOTHING OF MOMENT Pathetic Message From Mrs. Young, husband Stirred No Feeling With in Messenger Boy. Ho was fretful and lonely, for hie wito had taken her first post-nuptial trip away from him. Sho would bo away a wholo week a whole week of loneliness and anxiety. Ho pictured her equally oven more distressed at tho separation. Outsldo to accenuate his misery, tho rain streamed down in an unending torrent. Tho wind whistled a lugubrious wall as an nc componlment to hla feelings, and tho thunder put in a few well-chosen or chestral offcctB. Tho door bell began to ring violently Just as tho clock struck two. Mr. Younghusband listened with mixed Joy and fear. His wife, perhaps. His eager ear hoard the janitor, sleepy and grumbling, opon tho door. A messengor boy, dripping and soaked, stood without tho 'portal oe the janitor unbolted tho door. Ho handed a saturated envelopo to tho Janitor: "Mr. Younghusband?" "Any thing important?" "Naw, 't ain't no thin' 1 A woman says her heart is breakln' for him In Boston." WATERY BLISTERS ON FACE Smlthvlllo, Ind. "Six months ago our baby girl, one year old, had a fow red plmpleB come on her face which gradually spread causing her faco to becomo vory irritated and a fiery rod color. Tho plmfiles on tho child's face wero at first small watery blisters, Just a small blotch on the skin. Sho kept scratching at this until In a fow days hor wholo cheeks wore fiery red color and instead of tho littlo blisters the skin was cracked and scaly looking and seemed to Itch and burn very much. "Wo usod a number of remedies which seemed to give relief for a short tlmo then loavo her face worso than ever. Finally wo got a cako of Cutl cura Soap and a box of Cutlcura Oint ment I washed the child's faco with very warm wator and Cutlcura Soap, then applied tho Cutlcura Ointment very lightly. After doing this about three times a day tho Itching and burning scorned entirely gono In two days' tlmo. Insldo of two weeks' tlmo hor faco Boomed well. That was eight months ago and there has been no re turn of tho trouble." (Signed) Mrs. A. Ki Wooden, Nov. 4, 1912. Cutlcura Soap and Olntmont sold throughout tho world. Sample of each freo, with 32-p. Skin Dook. Addreso post card "Cutlcura, Dopt. L, Boston." Adv. O'Rourke's Latin Seal, Joe Vilas Bays that some ono has put somothlng over on Tom O'Rourko, tho fight promoter. "He picked out a seal with which to stamp tho tickets issued to tho Na tional Sporting club," said Vilas. "On It 1b tho Latin motto: "'Prro Omnia Taurus.' "Oh which a free translation is: 'Bo foro everything else, tho bull.' " Cruel. "I don't know whether to bo a suf fragist or an antl. I guess thereto much to bo said on both sides." "Naturally. Thero aro women ox both sides, aren't thero?" Tako good care of what little com mon sonso you have, for tho world's supply doesn't begin to equal tho de mand. Your family Doctor can't do more for your cough than Dean'i Mentholated Cough Dropa; "they cure" te at Druggiiti. Troubles como disguised, as well as blesBlngs Many a chaporon has do volopcd Into a matchmaker mjSeBfed registar aid teeth, breath, appetite and diges tion. It's the safe besides delicious and t beneficial confeption! most dealers. Each Had It Concealed. As a reward for good behavior Johnny was allowed to como to tho dlnnor table whon compnny was ex pected. Ho wanted to appear big, too, bo ho choso a low chair which brought his mouth Just to tho top of tho table. But ho didn't mind this becauso It was on a lino with his pinto and ho wns not no likely to drop anything whilo eating. Ho ato ravenously of every thing, having nothing to say to tho guosts, as his mother had told him to romembor that good children aro seen, not heard. Finally, after dessert, when there was a lull in tho conver sation, he oxclalmed: "Say, pop, you can't guess what I'vo got under tho table?" "No, my son," said his father with an Indulgent glanco, "what Is It?" "Stomach achol" shouted Johnny gleefully. Talked Enough In Life. An agent called on Mr. Hoollhan ono morning and asked for a photo graph of tho latoly doparted Mrs. Hool lhan. "You Just let mo havo that photo graph about two weeks," said tho agent, "and I'll send you a life-size portrait of Mrs. Hoollhan that'll be a speaking likeness." An expression of considerable appre hension appeared in Mr. Hoollhan'o dim blue eyes, and ho passed his hand twlco across his mouth with a norvous gesture. "Well, now, 01 don't know as that'd be annywaya nicoasary." ho replied, in a whisper, "Ol'll Jlst have a plctur that shows her looks, widout anny mo chanlcol controlvanco to reprojuco her v'lce." Illustrated Sunday Magaxlne. Necessary Hours of Sleep. John Wesley, the founder of Meth odism, who attained tho ago of eighty eight and who could command sleep on horseback, aayo, In some curlouB remarks which he has loft upon sloop, that no ono moasuro will do for all, nor will tho same amount of sleep even Buffice for tho same person at all tlmos. Mora sleep la nocessary whon tho strength and spirits are ex hausted by illnoss, hard labor or bo vero montal efforts. Whatevor may be tho case with somo fow persons of a poculiar constitution, it Is evldont that health and vigor can scarcely bo oxpectod to continue long without six hours' sloop in the four-ond-twonty. Motes and Beams. Oeorgo Ado, over a cup of afternoon tea with a group of cynical bachelors at tho Chicago Athletic club, said: "Married mon declaro that their wives can't keep a secret, but those mon themselves aro Just as bad. "A married man buttonholed me In tho billiard room an hour ago and told mo a frightful scandal. " 'Don't lot this go any furthor, Ooorgo,' ho ended. " 'No, certainly not,' said I. 'But how did you happen to hoar it?' '"Oh, tho wlfp, of course,' ho an- swored. 'She's Just llko all wdmon can't keep a secret' " Easiest Way, Mrs. Nowlywod That tablo seems awfully rickety. Why, it creaks If you put your hand on it Shopkeoper Well, that's all tho stylo, ma'am. It's built that way on purpose Yon can't read an account of fashionable dlnnor parties without noticing how the tables groaned under tho woight of tho doUoaclcs. Better tako this one, mu'om. Wo fool sorry for the rloh woman who has poor taste. Brorybody sits up and takos notice. No man is so fait that trouble can' not ovurtako him. 0 WRIGLEYSk. is now electrically sealed with a "SEAL OF PURITY" so 0. M A it t . . a cfffsoffire damp-proof, dust proof, box contains twenty until used. CHEW IT AFTER STOMACH HAS LONG MEMORY But Here Is Proof That Thero Are Other Things Which Some People Consider of Moment It's tho full dinner plato and tho glad hand that makes tho assimilation of tho foreigner a hesty matter In Amorlcan, according to Prof. E. A. Stolnor. "Tho stomach has a long momory," said ho. "Given a condition in which throe squares a day aro furnlshod and tho assimilation problom is nlno-tcnths solved." But It isn't all a mattor of uppotlto and Bupply, Stolnor oayB. Tho othor tenth of tho solution lies In America's manners. "I saw somo immigrants on a pier In Italy waiting to tako tho steamer for this country," sold ho, "Tljoy had been hero boforo. That woe evldont at a glanco. So I asked tho man why he waB going book? " 'In Plttsaburgh,' said he, 'do boss ho knock-a me on da should. ""Hello, Mike," ho Bay, "how'o Missus Mike and all da littla Mikes, hoy?" " 'Now I gotta gooda homo here. Bat no one ho knocka mo on da should' and ask about my wlfo and da kids. So I go back to Pittsaburgh.' " , Couldn't Think. There had been a slight earthquako which had been plainly felt by the In habitants. Pat and Mike met the fol lowing morning. "Pat," said Miko, Bolomnly, "what did ye think whin firrol th' ground be gan to trlmblo?" "Think!" cried Mike, Bcornfollr. "What mon that bad th' use of his legs to run and his loongs to roar would waste his tolme thlnkln'? Tell he thotl" Illustrated Sunday Maga zine. Give and Take. "A good answer," said Mrs. Arthur M. Dodge, president of the National Association Opposed to Women's Suffrage, In a suffrage argument "As good a.i answer as Brown gave Mrs. Brown. "'George,' said Mrs. Brown, with a nasty smile, 'you looked awfully fool ish when you proposod to me.' "'Well,' said Qoorgo, 'maybe I was.'" Occasionally a woman Is so con trary that sho will not fall In love un til sho discovers that tho fellow Isn't worthy of hor. Banish the "BluesP If yon havo that depressed feeling U'b moro than Hkejy t&tt blood is out of order impoverished or poisoned. Thero Is only ono thing that will alter year present condltkM that's to restore your stomach to normal health and Btrength. For a weak or diseased stomach cannot moke good blood. If yoar digestion is bad your food will not mako the good blood Which nourishes body, brain, heart and nerve. P WJi IB l Lv (aeywJCiBLMrej t LfVI M (tJe tTw5 vS H.iLMa4i3iTAf helps tho stomach to do Its work tho liver. Tho evotcra Is freed Every organ Is rejuvenated. 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