Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, December 18, 1913, Image 7

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    DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD; DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA.
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TITOIMFIXIP Wtoryoffey
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HE moon had rlson already
whon Jesus prepared to go
to the Mount of Olives,
whero ho had spent all his
InBt nights. Uut he tarried,
for Bonio Inexplicable rea
son, and tho dlBclples,
ready to start, wero hurry
ing him then ho said sud
denly: "Ho that hath a purso,
lot him take It, and liko
wlso his script; nnd ho that
hath no sword, let him sell
his garment and buy one.
For I say unto you that this that Is writ
ten must yet bo accomplished In mo.
And he was reckoned among tho trans
gressors." The disciples were surprised and look
ed at ono another In confusion. Peter
replies:
"Lord, wo havo two swords here."
Ho looked searchlngly Into their kind
faces, lowered his head, and said softly:
"It Is enough."
Tho steps of the disciples resounded
loudly In tho narrow streets, and the
disciples wero frightened by tho sounds
of their own footstops; on tho whlto wall,
illumined by tho moon, their black
shadows appeared and they wero fright
ened by their own shadows. Thus they
passed in silence through Jerusalem,
which was absorbed in sleep, and now
they came out of tho gates of tho city,
and in the valley, full of fantastic, mo
tionless shadows, tho stream of Kedron
appeared beforo thorn. Now they wero
frightened by everything. From timo to
lime they looked back at Jerusalem, all
white in the moonlight, and they spoke
to ono another about tho fear that had
passed; and those who walked in the
rear heard, in fragments, tho soft words
of Jesus. He spoke about their forsak
ing him.
In tho garden they paused soon after they had
entered it. Tho majority of them remained thoro,
and, speaking softly, began to rauko ready for
their sleep, outspreading their cloaks over the
transparent embroidery of tho shadows and tho
moonlight. Jesus, tormented with uneasiness, and
four of his disciples went further into the depth
of the garden. There they seated themselves on
tho ground, which had not yet cooled off from tho
heat of the day, and while Jesus was silent, Peter
and John lazily exchanged words almost devoid of
any meaning. Suddenly Jesus rose quickly.
"My soul, is exceedingly sorrowful, even unto
death; tarry ye hero und watch with me," ho said
and departed hastily to the grove and soon disap
peared amid its motionless shades and light.
"Where did he go?" said John, lifting himself
on his elbow. Peter turned his head In tho di
rection of Jesus and answered fatiguedly:
"I do not know."
And he yawned again loudly, then threw himself
on his back and became silent. The others also
became silent, and their motionless bodies wero
soon absorbed into tho bound sleep of fatigue.
Through his heavy slumber Peter saw vaguely
bomuthing white bending over, bonio one's voice
resounded and died away, leaving no traco In his
dimmed consciousness.
"Simon, aro you sleeping?"
And he slept again, and again some soft volco
reached hip ear and died away without leaving
any trace.
"You could not watch with me even one hour?"
"Oh, Master! If you only knew how sleepy I
am," ho thought In his slumber, but it seemed to
him that he said it aloud. And ho slept ngaln.
And a long time seemed to havo passed, whon
suddenly the figure of Jesus appeared near him,
and a loud, rousing voice instantly awakened him
and tho others:
"You are still sleeping and resting? It Is ended,
tho hour has come the Son of Man is betrayed
into tho hands of tho sinners."
The disciples quickly sprang to their foot, con
fusedly seizing their cloaks and trembling from
tho cold of the sudden awakening. Through tho
thicket of tho trees a multitude of warriors and
.tbmplo servants was seen approaching, noisily,
illuminating their way with torches. And from
tho other side tho disciples came running, quiver
ing with cold, their sleepy fnces frightened; and
not yet understanding what was going on, thoy
asked hnstlly:
"What Is it? Who aro these people with
torches?"
Thomas, pale faced, his mustaches in disorder,
his teeth chattering from chilliness, said to Peter:
"Thoy have evidently come after us."
Now u multitude of warriors surrounded them,
and tho smoky, quivering light of the torches
drove away somewhero tho soft light of the moon.
In front of tho warriors walked quickly Judas
Iscarlot, nnd sharply turning his quick eye, ho
was searching for Jesus. Ho found him, restod
for an Instant his look upon his tall, slender fig
ure, and quickly whispered to tho priests:
"Whomsoever I shall kiss, that samo is ho.
Take him and lead him coutlously. Lead him
cautiously, do you hear?"
Then ho quickly moved to JesuB, who waited
for him in bllence, and ho directed his straight,
sharp look, like a knifo, Into his calm, darkened
eyes.
"Hail, Master!" he said loudly, charging hl3
words or usual greeting with a strange and stern
meaning.
But Jesus was silent, and the disciples look'ed
at tho traitor with horror, not understanding how
tho soul of a man could contain so much evil.
Iscarlot threw a rapid glance at their confused
ranks, noticed their quiver, which was about to
turn Into a loud, trembling fear, noticed their
pallor, their senseless 'smllos, tho drowsy move
ments of their hands, which seamed as though fet
tered in iron at tho shoulders and a mortal sor
row began to burn in his heart, akin to tho sor
row Christ had experienced before. Outstretching
himself Into a hundred ringing, sobbing strings,
ho rushed over to Jesus aud kissed his cold
cheek tenderly. Ho kissed It so softly, so ton-
derly, with such painful love and sorrow, that if
Jesus had boon a flower upon a thin stalk he
would not havo shaken from this kiss and would
not havo dropped tho pearly dow from his pure
potals.
"Judas," said Jesus, and with tho lightning of
bis look he illumined that monstrous heap of
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shadows which was Iscarlot's soul, but ho could
not penetrate Into the bottomless depth. "Judas!
Is it with a kiss you betray tho Son of Mnn?"
And ho saw how that monstrous chaos trembled
and stirred. Speechless and stern, liko death In
its haughty majesty, stood Judas Iscarlot, and
within him a thousand Impetuous and fiery voices
groaned and roared.
"Yes! Wo botray tlieo with the kiss of lovo!
With the kiss of lovo wo betray theo to outrage,
to torture, to death! With tho voice of lovo wo
call together tho hangmen from their dark holes,
and wo plnco a cross and high over the top of
tho earth wo lift lover, cruslfled by lovo upon a
cross."
Thus stood Judas, silent and cold, Uko death,
and tho shouting and tho noise about Jesus an
swered the cry of his bouI. With tho rudo lr
resoluteness of armed force, with tho awkward
ness of a vaguelyvunderstood purpose, tho soldiers
seized him nnd dragged him somowhere their
irresoluteness thoy mistook for resistance, their
fear they mistook for derision and mockery ovor
them. Llko a herd of frightened lambs, the dis
ciples stood huddled together, not Interfering with
anything, yet disturbing everybody and oven
themselves. Only a few of them resolved to walk
and act separately. Jostled from all sides, Peter
drew out tho sword from Its sheath with difficulty,
as though he had lost his strength, and faintly
lowered It upon tho head of ono of the priests
without causing him nny harm, -Jesus, who no
ticed it, ordered him to throw down tho unneces
sary sword, and, clanking faintly, tho sword fell
to tho ground.
Thus it remained there, until many days later
children at play found it and mado a toy of it.
. . . When Jesus was led away Peter, who
had hidden himself behind tho trees, camo out and
followed his Master In tho distance. Noticing an
other man in front of him, who walked silently,
ho thought that it was John, and ho called him
softly:
"John, 1b that you?"
"And is that you, Peter?" answered tho other,
pausing, and by tho volco Peter recogulzod tho
Traitor. "Peter, why did you not run away to
gether with tho others?"
Peter stopped and said with contempt:
"Leavo mo, Satan!"
Judas began to laugh, and paying no further at
tention to Peter, ho went farther, thero where tho
torches wero flnshlng dimly and where tho clank
ing of tho weapons mingled with tho footstops.
Peter followed him cautiously, and thus they en
tered tho court of the high priest almost simul
taneously nnd mingled In tho crowd of the priests
who were warming themselves nt tho bonfires.
Judas warmed his bony hands morosely at tho
bonfire and heard how Peter said loudly some
where behind him:
"No, I do not know him."
nut It was evident that thoy wero Insisting
thero that he was one of tho disciples of Jesus,
for Peter repeated still louder, "But I do not un
derstand what you aro saying."
Without turning around, and smiling involun
tarily, Judas shook his head affirmatively and
muttered:
"Thnt's right, Peter! Do not give up your place
near Jesus to anybody."
And ho did not eee how the frightened Peter
walked away from tho courtyr.d. And from that
night until tho very death of Jesus Judas did not
see a single ono of tho disciples of Jesus near
him, and nmid all that multltudo thoro wero only
two, inseparable until death, strangely bound to
gether by sufferings ho who had been betrayed
to abuse and lorturo and ho who had betrayed
him. Like brother, they both, tho betrayed and
the traitor, drank out of the same cup of suffer
ings, and tho fiery liquid burnt equally the pure
and tho lmpuro lips.
Ho saw how tho soldiers led Jesus away. Night
was passing, tho bonfires wero dying out and woro
becoming covered with ashes, and from tho sentry
houso came dull cries, laughter nnd abuses. Thoy
woro beating Jesus. As though lost, Iscarlot was
running around the deserted yard, now stopping,
lifting his head and then starting to run again,
stumbling upon tho bonfires and tho walls. Then
ho clung to the wall of the sentry houso, and,
strotchlng himself, clung to the windows, to tho
crevices in tho doors, and looked greedily to boo
what was going on within. Ho saw a narrow,
stifling room, llko all tho soutry houses in tho
world, with filthy floors and walls. And ho saw
a man being beaten. They beat him on tho faco,
on the head, they hurled him llko a soft balo from
COMBINED TO DO NOTHING
Southern Statesman Tells Good Story
of Two Darkles Who Met at
Henhouc? Door,
A southern roprcscntatlvo who lives
in n smnll vlllngo says that ono night
not long ago, hearing a noise somo
whero In tho neighborhood of his hen
houso ho nroso and, under cover of a
board fence, crept to tho place. Ho
could presently make out a dark form,
apparently trying to forco tho hen
houso door. Just then nnothor dusky
shape rounded tho cornor nnd thero
was consternation.
"Who ilnt?" ono demanded In n
frightened volco.
"Mo. Who dnt?" was thu tiembllng
reply.
".Mo. What yo' doln" hiuigln roun'
Tom's hon'ouso dls timo ob night?"
"Nullln'. Nuffln" 'tall. Whut yo1 do
In'?" "Nuffln'. Ah ain't doln' nuffln,
neldof." '
"Well, don, lo's do hit, togeddor?'
was tho compromising suggestion.
"And I have always been sorry that
BLACKHEADS
ono cornor of tho room to tho other;
and as ho did not cry out and did not
resist, It seemed at times that it was
not n Uvo mnn, hut a soft doll with
bones and without blood.
. .' . And suddenly all 'beenmo si
lent. "What la this? Why aro thoy si
lent? Havo they guessed suddenly?"
In an instant Judas' head was filled
vlth tho I oar and shout of thousands
of infurlntcd thoughts Havo thoy
guessed? Do thoy understand now
that ho is tlto very best of men? It
Is so simple, so clear. What aro they
doing thoro now? Thoy kneol beforo
Mm and woop softly, kissing his feet
Now ho will como out horo, aud they
will follow him meekly, crawling after
him, horo to Judas ho will como out
victorious, a Mnn, a Mastor of Truth, a
God. . .
"Who Is deceiving Judas? Who Is
right?"
But no. Tho noise and tho shouting
wero resumed. Thoy woro beating him
again. Thoy did not guess, thoy did
not understand, and they bent him
moro harshly, moro painfully. And tho
bonfires wore burning to tho end, cov
ered with ashes, and tho smoko was
Just as transparently bluo as the air,
and the sky Just ns bright ns the moon.
Day was sotting In.
"What is day?" asked Judas.
Now ovorything becamo blight, be
gan to flash, grow young and tho
smoko was no longer bluo but pink.
Tho sun Was rising.
"What Is tho sun?" nsked Judas.
. . . Whon tho hnmmor was rais
ed to untl tho loft hand of Jesus to tho
wood, Judas closed his eyes ho did
not breathe, he dld,uot see anything,
ho did not llvo ho only listened. Then
tho Iron struck tho Iron with a thud,
and then followed dull, short, low blows ho heard
how tho Bharp nnll was entering tho soft
wood. . . .
Ono hand. It was not too lato yet
Tho other hand. It was still not too lato yet.
Ono foot, tho other foot Is it possible that all
was ended? Ho opened his eyes irresolutely und
saw how tho cross was lifted and placed in n
hole. Ho how how tho hands of Jesus contracted
convulsively, and how thoy relaxed painfully, and
how the wounds woro growing larger. . . .
The hands wero stretching, strotchlng, they be
camo thin, white, dislocated at tho shoulders, and
tho wounds under tho nails turned redder it
seemed as though tho hands would tear soon . .
But everything stopped? Only ribs wero mov
ing, lifted by quick, deep breathing.
On tho top of the earth stood tho cross, and
upon it Jesus, crucified. ...
Tho horror snd tho dreams of Iscarlot had been
realized ho roso and looked about him with a
cold glance. And suddenly Iscarlot saw as clearly
as his terrlblo victory, also its ominous uncer
tainty. What If tho pcoplo should suddenly un
derstand? It was not too lato as yet. Jesus was
still alive. There ho was calling with hfs sor
rowful eyes. . .
What was It that prevented tho thin covering
obstructing tho oyes of tho people from bursting?
Anrl QllilrloTilv tlinv wnulil llnrtnratniwl Cmlilnnlir
tlmv wnntii nil mnrn fnru-nrri in n nnrn ,. Rising in His Profession
men, women and chlldren-sllontly. without any " " you,r n getting along-I
outcries, and thoy would wipe out tho soldiers. ' '"Can the musical one, who Vent to
sink them In their own blood, tear out of tho earth I N(,w 'k cl t0 80ok h,H , ""f
fhr, noniirsp., rrn nrwl M,n hnn.U f .!, ,. ., I "Itcd tho Village parson at HollokUR
. ---.w. w. WU, ..u ..w ...... vsu WS. VIIUUU W
would remain among tho living would lift high
over tho crown of tho earth tho free Jesus! Ho
sannnh! Hosannah!
Hosannnh? No, Judas would rather Ho down
on tho ground and gnashing his teeth llko n dog,
ho would watch and wait until tho people would
rise. But what has happened with Timo? Now
it almost stoppod, so that ho felt liko pushing it
with his hands, striking it with his feet, as a lazy
ass; now it rushed madly as though from a moun
tain, taking his breath away, and his hands
sought somo support in vain. Thero Mary of
Hit Sensible Attitude.
"Ib yo comln' to pra'r meotln to
night, Brad Dinger?" Inquired e!4
Parson Gngster.
"Wcll-uh, no, nan; I rcggln not," wm
tho reply. "To toll do troof, pahsoa,
I's almln' to go to da minstrel show
done got a compormont'ry ticket"
"Brud Dinger, dar won't be no mb
strel shows In heaven."
"Don, If dot's do case, sah, I'm sho'
gwlno tonight, whilst muh ticket's
good!" Judge.
THOUSANDS OF
AVAILABLE HOMESTEADS
Western Canada's Homestead
Area Being Increased.
Tho great rush for homesteads
whenever a reservation Is opouod by
tho U. S. government reveals tho fact
that thero is n great dcslro on tho
part of tho American pcoplo to got
land. Tho fact that tens of thousands
aro on hand at evory opening, and on
ly a fow hundred homesteads aro
available shows that tho avail
nblo agricultural lands which aro
in tho gift of the government aro rap
Idly diminishing. In addition to this
ngricultural lands that aro of proved
valuo havo advanced in price to such
nn extent that it becomes a serious
question to tho man with modernto
means who intends to go Into farming,, Th gl th tlcWcDcan-, Montho
Whoro ho shall go. Fortunately thero i lUc.l CourIi Drops stop coughs by stop
is yet to bo had In Western Canada, pi8 tho eaute-Go at Drus Stores.
cltlior in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or
Alberta, thousands of free homesteads
Optimist.
Mr. Coloby Four moro! Golly, I'so
got olobon children an I'so forty-four
years ob ago. Four, olobon, forty-four
I'so gwlno tor hab groat luclcsurol"
Puck.
A houso of mirth is ono in which tha
wifo laughs at all her husbands's stale
Jokes.
ilA .. nl. .I.IhI. . I.n l.n
-,. ...ii. i . ,...... , I ui auu ui:it;o uuuii. wmi;u iiiuj uu uuu.
i ion caiicu upon 10 iiuerioro in bh ,, ,,, .., .,.' nn ..i'
interesting a thing as 'doln' nuffln' to- b tho,B 'mpl ?" of flUn&. P"
gedder,' tho representative concluded ' " ln d1Jar 0,lnco f,ce' nud ,llvl"K on
with a smllo. ! U for six mon hs each year for three
years. Thero is no necessity to mnko
a long, tcdlouB and expcnslvo Journoy,
HOW TO TREAT PIMPLES AND , only to nnd you have ono chanco in
fifty of getting what you want. Al
though this homestoading has been
going on in Canada for n numbor of
years, und hundreds of thousands
them havo been taken by hundreds
thousands of Americans, thero ro-
Tho religion of somo pcoplo con
sists largely of praying that tho Lord
will provide.
Mra.WlnMoWa Boothlng Bjrniy for Ghlldrea
tectlilnir, noflrnfi thj gum, reduces Inflamm
tioa.allayg paln.curcn wind college ft botleJU
Anyway, It's hotter to bo disappoint
cd im lovo than in marriage.
f I Constipation
of r . ,r r-
vanisnes rorever
For pimples nnd blackheads tho fol
lowing is a most effective nnd eco
nomical treatment: Gently smear tho
nffected uarts with Cuticura Oint
ment, on tho end of tho finger, but , mnlns sufficient to last for somo timo. , promDt Rei;ef permannt r.ir
do not rub. Wash off tho Cuticura "'"l of as good land ns any that has Tf dtId.c i irt r 22! ' Ure
Ointment in fivo minutes with Cuti- yot uecn ta"On "P- inct, in tuo , HJpp d!i i c
cur.i Soap and hot wntor nnd contlnuo opinion oi very many, tnoso mat aro j- "" "-
1....I.I.,.. I ml.i. .. Inf nvn rr llio l.naf Tlirv ntlnnr on lull. Z UlCiy Vl'KCl
Li.iiiuiiB iur huiiio iiiiuuit'u. -mis iruui ,v"v " " "" .".iw ,. Bn,iw
InnriR rhnt. rMvn thn nminrmnltv tn In. . w r w --j
.tlll.v1 t llln r.rt,ltlfirv nf inln mlintli. .. I? "
uu,(,u ii mu hiuxiuQ ui ftiuiii, iliium- fjjj. VCr.
cr it bo wheat, oats, barloy or flat, stop after
but In addition those lands aro ndniir-, dinner dis
nblv adapted for mixed fnrmlntr. a tress cure
nltlKH nf fnriiilni- Unit lu ni-l;itn In i-tvn Indigestion,
redness and roughnuss. yellow, oily, bettor returns than that of all grain- ZwwMlxMiS
motny nnd othor uuwholesomo condl- growing, unuio turivo nnu ration on -""- "j" - -..-.-.. ,.
tho nutritious grasses; dairying can ViCIiUinC must bear blgnature
bo carried on successfully; timber for I
building Is within reach, and water Is
c.iBy to get. Theso lands aro located
In tho park districts of any of tho
! threo provinces; groves of trees in-
Hard Test. tcrsporso tho landscape and give It a
Fred Poor of the supply department I beauty that can only bo attained in
ment is best on rising nnd retiring.
At other tlmos uso Cuticura Soap
freely for tho toilet nnd bath, to as
sist in preventing Inflammation, irri
tation and clogging of tha pores, tho
common causo of pimples, blackheads,
lions of the skin.
Cuticura Soap nnd Ointment sold
throughout tlo world Sample of each
tree.wlth 32-p. Skin Book AddresB post-
sard "Cuticura, Dcpt. L, Boston "Adv.
Mia.
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of tho postoffico has boon commuting
this winter between horo and a town
JuBt, north of Lawronco. Ono day,
.oarled from a lato business engage
ment the night before, ho fell nsleop
In thu scat and was in sound slumber
when tho train passed the bridge In
sight of tho falls at Lawrence. An en
thusiastic fGllow-pufcsengor, going over
tho road for the flrst timo, wns so In
torcstcd nt the sight of tho splashing
water that ho thought' It a pity the
vouilc man should be dopiivcd of the
opportunity to witness tho bccuo. And
so ho awakened Poor out of Bound
sleep thnt ho might behold It. Consid
ering that ho had seen tho fnlle twice
dally for montliB, it required n rnro
summoning of amiability to look
pleased. But ho did so.
i of ono of his parishioners, a wldowod
mother of a family of boys.
"Fine, sir, thank you," roplled tho
old damo. "I had a postal card from
him sayin' us how ho Is conductln'
now."
"Indeed, that Is oxcollent news. And
what band Is ho conducting?"
"Ho didn't sny, air, except that It's
on tho Belt lino, somowhoro around
tho river front."
Important to Nlothors
Mngdaln was crying. Thero tho mother of Josus CASTOUIA, a Bafo and sure remedy for
infants and children, nnd boo that It
Panra Mm
Signature of CafMfc&:
in use ior uvor 30 Years.
Variety.
"Aren't you ever going to glvo mo
my answer? I'vo been to see you
full twenty times."
"Why don't you try coming sober
for n change." .
sold
was crying. Let her cry. Whnt mattered her
tears now, tho tears of all mothers, of all women
on earth!
Josus was dying. Is It posslblo? Yes. Jesus
was dying. His palo hands wero motionless, but Phild Prv fnlilntZi'. PnofnJn
quick convulsions ran ovor his face, his ciin-t j LhMlcn GTy for Fletcher's Castona
nnu ins reet. Yes, ho was dying. His breathing
grow fainter. Then it stopped. No, thoro camo
another sigh Jesus was still on earth. And then
another ono? No. No. No. Jesus died.
It was all over. Hosannah! Hosannah! . . .
Judas stopped and survoyed with cold eyes the
now, small earth. It had bocomo small, and he
felt ns thought it was all undor his feet; ho looked
nt the small mountains, quiotly reddening in tho
last rays of tho sun, and ho felt tho mountaius
wero undor his foot; he looked nt tho sky, which
opened its blue mouth wide; ho looked nt tho
round little sun, which was vainly trying to scorch
and to blind aud ho felt tho sky and tho sun un
der his feet. . . .
. . . Judns had long selected a plnco whoro
ho would kill himself after tho death of Josus. It
was on a mountain, high abovo Jorusalom, and
thero stood only ono treo, bent, half decnyed and
to&sed by ho wind, which toro It on all sides.
Ono of its crooked branches was outstrotched to
ward Jerusalem, as if blessing or threatening It,
and Judas choso that branch for fastening tho
nooso upon it, . . . within two days Jesus of
Nazareth and Judas Iscarlot, tho Tialtor, left the
A Diagnosis.
She At tho bargains thoy
nine very cheap things today.
Ho Thoy evidently sold you.
Sho's a bright girl who can snatch
an cllglblo man from a designing
earth.
All night Judas was dangling upon tho treo like
some moiiBttous fruit ovor Jerusalem; and tho
wind turned his faco now toward tho city, now to
ward tho desert, as though It wanted to show
Judns both to tho city and to tho dosort.
DOMESTIC ECONOMY.
"The doctor says I must quit smoking. Ono
lung is nearly gone."
"Oh, dear, John. Can't you hold out until wo
got enough coupons for that dining-room rug?"
PRUDENT ENJOYMENT.
"Havo you had any troublo with your auto
mobllo rides, Mrs. Jones?"
"No, Indeed; wo mako It a point to keep nl
ways near enough to a trolley lino to got homo."
SOME RISK IN EXPERIMENT
Minneapolis Man 8eems to Have
Good Idea, But Max Adeler
Wae Beforo Him.
A humane-man in Minneapolis has
strapped an incandescent bulb on
tho forehead of his valued horse, and
by this moans hopes to warn away
reckless drivers of automobiles who
might othorwiso run him down at
neath ono of the thills, and tho con
nectlon Is mado when the horse Is
harnessed.
It Is understood that the first dark
night the now device was tried the
horse, unaccustomed to the attach
ment, shook his lighted head so vigor
ously that an inebriated automobillst
got dazed and went into tho ditch.
At tho same timo tho humane ox
pressman should remember tho ex
perience of Max Adder's Erlo canal
Those mules had a current attached
to them by a geninl idiot of a driver
in order to put a llttlo hustlo Into
their lagging footsteps and whon they
got tho second shock they kloked the
driver Into tho canal, dragged tho boat
into tho bank, tipped ovor tho lock
keeper's houso, and committed sulcldo
by drowning.
Electricity Real Philosopher's Stone.
Profoasor Soddv mnkim tho nuRnr.
night and do him grovlous harm Tho muleB and be qulto suro that tho In- Mori boldjy that it is only a question
battery a raill affair, is aa-Th-d be- sulatlon Is porfect. of a"plltullon to chnngo lead Into
gold. He says that while now wo can
only work with electricity nt 100,000
volts, it is only n matter of perfecting
tho method to bo nblo to work at ten
times that voltage, whon tho baser
metals can bo changed Into tho moro
precious. In other words, elootriclty,
when brought to Its highest efficiency
nnd application, is tho real Phlloso
Phor's Stono for which tho nlchemlstB
of tho mlddlo ages searched so long.
God crouted tho roquetto as booh as
ho had mado tho fool -Victor Hugo
lsSkSSJJ
was the yield of WHEAT
2fi
W&
luiumm ,n i ii, i,ipr m
on many farms In West. ImM
ftn rnnnil.-i In 1Q11 fiVN
"" ",
some yields
lOrtcd a
ES
la In 1913. MS?
a being le- ff L
high a EO fi
racrc. As V" J
ell per acre. As
men as iuo busneis
were recorded in
come districts for
vinta, u ui'.ic. ivf
Inrley and from 10 to 20
buthelt for flax.
J. Kcvs arrived In the roun.
try 5 years ano from Denmat k
with very little nvans. lie
homesteaded, worked hard.
is now tne owner oi av acres
of land. In 1913 had a cron of i
, 200 acres, which will realms
i . . .-"..." . . i
- lllmt.00Ut7t.OUO. Illswheat'
S wciahed GO Ibi. to the Luslicl
Jtfi-:6i find averaged over 35 liuihcu
wA9ji ,0 1'lo acre.
kvil-l Thousands !of similar In.
ttancts might be related of tliev
Homesteaders in maniiouj, sas-
Katcnewan und Alocrta.
The cron of 1913 wan fin flhun.
dant one everywhere in Western v
lanaaa.
Ask for ilescrlntive literature and '
reduced railway rates. Apply to
Superintendent of Immigration.
Ottawa, Canada, or
1. N. Kadfttki, Cri.tr ill, Watt rtni. ID. I
.lemur, in JduiSL,st.ri,iiiu.
Canadian Government Agent
1
tho moro open prahlo seotlons by tho
planting of trocs. Tree culturo by tho
way Is being carried on to a great ex
tent. Besides these free Erant lands
thero are lands which may bo had by
purchasing from railways and prlvato
companies and individuals. These
lauds havo not increased in prlco ns
their productive qualities nnd their lo
cation might havo wnrranted, and may
still bo had at reasonably low prices
and on easy terms. Tho crop in West-
em Canada In 1013 was ono of the I
best of tho numbor of good crops that '
that country has raised. Wheat has '
been roported with yiolds of from 30
to 45 bushels per ncre, and othor grain
with liko heavy yiolds. Advortiso
ment. Sir Robert Ball.
In tho death of Sir ltobort Ball at
tho ago of aoventy-thrco auiouco loses
ono of those rnro Interpreters who
bring her wonders within tho compre
hension of tho multitude. Llko tho
lato Lord Avebury (Sir John Lub
bock), Sir ltobort Bnll had a faculty
for simple writing which ho employ
ed in tho production of such works
as "Tho Story of tho HenvoiiB," "Stnr
lnnd," "In Starry Realms" aud "In
tho High Hoavens." Theso books prob
ably did more than any others of tho
kind to stlmulnto tho study of astron
omy and mnko it popular. The people
of this gonoiatlon owe a largo debt
to Sir ltobort Ball. Tho debt was
freoly acknowledged In his own coun
try, whoro ho received substantial rec
ognition from tho government, from
scientific societies, from schools and
universities. It has boen Icbb freely
but still sufficiently acknowledged In
this country, whero his books havo
sold woll, and whoro ho was a most
wolcomo nnd appreciated guost on
moro than ono occasion. Brooklyn
Eaglo.
Man'e$?.qo?.eos3.QP
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Women's fiB502i2 I?
Mlssos. Coys. Children
S I .DO S 1 .70 2 $2.80 3
Bgfcn traitntis In
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l&HMi nt&tr
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and sa mou
In u world.
Orer ISO fitit
hlrtajniuiMai
fc nil imatlt
Im and tddlhs.
Missed the Flood Story.
Sir William Treloar recontly told a
story of a sorvant who was onco om
ployed ut his Cripples' Homo nt Alton,
says tho Tntlcr. Ono day during lunch
timo there was a heavy downfall of
ruin, and Sir William said to tho llttlo
maid who was waiting nt tablo, "Why,
Lizzie, It Is nlmost llko tho Flood."
"Tho Flood, Sir William?" said tho
girl. "Yes, tho Flood. Noah, you
know and Mount Ararat." "I nover
havo no time to look nt tho papers,"
she replied apologotlcally.
Small Boy's Preference.
A pair of engaged loverB' had spout
somo timo on tho moonlit veranda.
Presently tho young lady bado her vis
itor good-by and, onjior way up to bed,
stopped Into the nursery to kiss hor
boloved llttlo nephew.
"Auntlo," Inquired tho sleopy but de
voted urchin, his nrmB around hor,
"why don't you mako Mr. Dick Btnell
llko your perfume 'stead o' smelling
llko his baccy?"
Training Down Daddy.
fjthel I declare, Elsie, how well
your father looks. He belongs to that
downtown business men's gymnasium,
doesn't ho?
EIbIo Not daddy. Dad's moro up to
dato than that. Mother and wo girls
talked him Into Joining Miss Martin's
tnngp classes, and tho Improvement
has boen simply wonderful.
Bad for Dentists.
"How aro those two young men who
went into partnership as dentists get
ting on?"
"Rather badly. Somehow they don't
Boom to pull togothor."
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