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THREE WOMEN
TESTIFY
To the Merit of Lydia&Pink.
ham's Vegetable Com
pound during Change
of Life.
Btreator, III. "I shall always pralsa
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
Blr'iMli'ilili'i'!ii'TisfflP"H wnerover jl
WMMMM go. It has dono me
so mucn gooo
Change of Life, and
it has also helped my
daughter. Itisona
of the grandest
medicines for wo
men that can be
bought. I shall try
to induco others to
try it "-Mrs. J. H.
Campbell. 206 N.
Second St, W. S., Strcator, Illinois.
Philadelphia, Pa. "It was at the
Change of Life' that I turned to Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
using it as a tonic to build up my sys
tem, with beneficial results." Mrs.
Sara Hayward, 1825 W.Venango St,
(Tioga) Phila., Pa.
San Francisco, Cal. " I have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for many years whenever I
would feel bad. I have gone through
the Change of Life without any troubles
and thank the Compound for it I rec
ommend it to young girls and to women
of all ages." Mrs. C. Barrie, 3052
25th St, San Francisco, Cal.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound made from roots
and herbs, is unparalelled.
If yon want special adTlco write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl
dcntial) Lynn, Mass. Tour letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held In strict confidence.
The Army of
Constipation
I Growing Smaller Every Day.
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS are
responsible they
not only give relief
they perma
nently cure Ci
ttipation. Mil
lions use
them for
Biliousness,
lodigntion, Sick Headache, Sallow Skin.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
A poor man makes a good philan
thropist In his mind.
Stubborn Colds and irritated Bronchial
Tubes are easily relieved by Dean's Men
tholated Cough Drops 6c at Druggists.
In London, Too.
Talkative Barber (about to lather)
Do you mind shutting your mouth, sir?
Patient One No do you?
At Usual.
"What's mpst In the public eye Just
at present?"
"Dust, I should say."
Beneath His Dignity.
Mr. Job Lott Why isn't tho store
opened? What are you waiting for?
His Most Recent and Junior Em
ploye For tho boy I have engaged to
take down tho shutters. Puck.
An Endless Interest.
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"Is baseball season over?"
"The baseball season is never over,"
replied the enthusiast. "The fact that
they aro not playing the game leaves
more time for conversation about it."
J . She Knew.
"If there were four flies on a table
and I killed one, how many would be
left?" Inquired the teacher.
"One," answerod a bright little girl
"the dead one." Sacred Heart Re
view. Natural Supposition.
"Johnny," the teacher asked, "can
you toll mo anything about Christo
pher Columbus?"
"Ho discovered America."
"Yes. What else did he do?"
"I s'pose ho went home and lec
tured about it."
What are
Post
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Toasties?
Thin wafery bits of choice
.Indian Corn perfectly
cooked; delicately flavoured;
then toasted to an appetizing
golden brown, and packed in
tightly sealed packages with
out being touched by hand.
"Toaities" are for break
fast or any other meal served
direct from package with
cream or milk, and a sprink
ling of sugar.
Pott Toadies are conven
ient, save a lot of time and
please the palate immensely I
But after all, a trial u the
best answer.
Grocers everywhere scl
Post Toasties
FEW REASONS FOR LAUGHTER
English Physician Advances Opinion
Which Many Will Be Slow to
Indorse.
An English physician, Doctor Me
Dougal, has advanced an entirely new
theory as to the cause nnd reason for
laughter. Ho starts with the admitted
fact that wo laugh eaBlly when a man
sits down on his own hat, or doct
some other equally painful thing. It is
dliTtoult for us to restrain our risibili
ties when a person tumbles down,
even though In the next moment we
may be very sorry for tho hurt that he
or she has suffered.
From these instances tho doctor
concludes that laughter is really an
invention of nature to serve as an an
tidote to sympathy, which is palntul.
If we could not laugh, we would cry
much moro frequently, and the nerv
ous excitement would be most baneful.
Dut when we laugh the circulation is
increased, the respiration is deepened
and the system Is generally toned up.
If we did not laugh we would becomo
so depressed in the course of a short
time that death or Insanity would su
pervene. The smilo and the laugh, bo holds,
are different, even In kind, for ho
points to the fact that babies smile
when three weeks old, but dp not
laugh until they are nt least three
months old or more. If this bo true,
It will change the views of many psy
chologists, who have long believed
that smiling was only the earliest
manifestation of risibility, and that
It flowed from a sense of well-being.
If laughter be tho antidote to sym
pathy, wo musfalways laugh nt and
never with any one, which Is hardly
likely to prove true. Tho doctor may
bo a keen observer, but ho will hardly
bo credited with any great psycholog
ical power, for every one else would
be wrong and he alone right.
If ho bo correctly reported, he has
omitted much that goes to make up
laughter, which is riot always the re
sult of trying to avoid pain. In fact,
It is much moro frequently n sympa
thetic act, and Is well known to be an
Imitative action, for wo often laugh
when others laugh.
Making Capital.
Tho Now Reporter going to the
telophono and ostentatiously starting
tho machinery) Hello! Central!
Let me have 2745 C, please. (A pause.)
You Giddy little thing! No. I said
twen-ty-seven. Twenty-sev Hello!
Is that 2745 C? Is Mr. Safgertees De
voy In the office? Will you tell him
that Mr. Jefferson McAddlster would
like to speak with him? Yes, that's
tho name, McAddlster, journalist.
Tho other reporters llston in awe
struck silence.)
The New Reporter Is this really
Mr. Devoy? My name is Ah. you
recognize my voice? You perhaps re
member that I interviewed you yester
day. What's that? Best report? Oh,
thank you! You're very kind. I tried
to mnke it so. Has anything turned
up in regard to that case since noon?
Well, sorry to trouble you. Eh? Din
ner? You're extremely kind. At
Sherry's? What? And a bottle? (Surg
ing Interest In tho entire staff.) It's
awfully kind of you. Well, say Tues
day, at eight. But really I
City Editor (In his every-day volco)
I have some work here, McAddlster,
when you are quite through talking
to yourself. That telephono has been
disconnected since morning. Puck.
Mothers' Pensions.
Criticism of tho mothers' pension
law during tho first few months of Its
operation may very easily be prema
ture and unfair. Tho fact that coanties
are finding the payment of thesu pen
sions a burden may account for a
great deal of it. This, however, does
not disturb tho fact that tho law was
passed in rcsponso to an alleged pub
lic demand, after full discussion. Tho
frequent statement is made by coun
ty officials that the law .opens the
door to fraud and Improvidence. The
same statement was made regarding
the industrial insurance law. The
same criticism is characteristic of al
most all effective legislation of a
paternal character. It Is not the
fault, however, of tho law that at
tempts are made to Impose on tho
generosity or -bounty of the public
purse. Spokano Spokesman-Review.
Leaves Money to Cats.
A bequest of $1,000 for tho benefit
of every cat on tho Island of Madeira
Is provided in the will of Miss Caro
line G. Ewen, acording to a statement
before Surrogate Cohalan, In behalf of
John Ewen, a nephew, who is contest
ing tho will. Miss Ewen gave the bulk
of her estate of $200,000 to Institutions
which care for cats and dogs, and ono
bequest of $50,000 went to the Animal
Rescue league of tho island of Ma
deira. Counsel for the contestant asked
permission to tako testimony In Lon
don to show that many beneficiaries
named in the will do not exist. He
commented on the liberal bequest to
tho Madeira cats, which he says are
scarce.
The surrogate reserved decision.
New York Sun.
No Affidavits With This Story.
Someone, so the yarn goes, to illus
trate the Intelligence of tho collio, telle
of one which waB possessed with tho
desire to take his naps on a bed In n
certain room. Each time his master
caught him on the bed he would pun
ish him. So effectual' was this thnt the
collie could often bo found in that
room, to be sure, but sleeping Inno
cently in some corner on the floor.
Suspecting him, his master put hie
hand on tho bed one day and finding
it warm, ho punished the collie again.
Tho following day, missing tho dog,
he tiptoed up tho stairs to the same
room and entering stealthily ho
found the collie standing with his
forepaws on the bod blowing on the
spot where he had been lying, to
cool It off. From Elizabeth Gold
smith's "Toby, the Story of a Dog."
Cato, on Buying a Farm.
When you have decldod to buy a
farm, bo careful not to buy rashly;
do not spare your visits, and be not
content with a single tour of inBpec-
lon. Give heed to the appearance of
he neighborhood; a flourishing coun-
.ry should show Its prosperity. CUx
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Mr. and Mrs. Sayre and East Room In Which They Were Wedded.
Washington, Nov. 25. JosbIo Wood
row Wilson, second ot President Wil
son's three daughters, was married to
Fitincis Bowes Sayre at 4:30 o'clock
this afternoon, The ceremony took
placo in tho east room of tho Whlto
House, and was performed by Rev.
Sylvester Beach of Princeton, N. J.,
the president's fortnor pastor and tho
eloso friend of tho Wilson faraUy for
many years.
Tho entire affair was very simple,
as had been requested by the bride,
and the number of guests was rather
small distressingly so to many per
sons in official and social circles of
Washington who had expected to re
ceive invitations but were disappoint
ed. Miss Margaret Woodrow Wilson,
eldest of the three daughters, acted
as maid of honor to her sister, and
MIbs Eleanor Randolph Wilson, the
youngest, was one of the bridesmaids.
Tho three other bridesmaids were
Miss Adeline Mitchell Scott of Prince
ton, dnughter of Prof. William B.
Scott; Miss Marjorlo Brown of Atlan
ta, Pa., daughter of Mrs. Wilson's cous
in, Col. E. T. Brown, and Miss Mary
G. Whlto of Baltimore, a college friend
of tho bride.
Dr. Grenfell Is Best Man.
Mr. Sayre wrfs attended by his best
man, Dr. Wilfred T. Grenfell, tho fa
mous medical missionary to the fisher
men of the Labrador coast. The two
men have long been fast friends and
Mr. Sayre spent two summers help
ing Dr. Grenfell with his work.
Tho ushers were Charles E. Hughes,
Jr., son of Justice Hughes of the Su
premo court and a classmate of Mr.
Sayre in the Harvard law school; Dr
Gilbert Horax of Montclair, N. J., who
was a classmate at Williams college
In 1909 and now at Johns Hopkins uni
versity; Benjamin Burton of New
York city, and Dr. Scovlllo Clark of
Salem, Mass., who was Mr. Sayre'a
companlonjn Labrador and Newfound
land. Wedding Gown of Ivory Satin.
Tho bride's gown was of satin, of
a soft ivory tint, trimmed with beau
tiful lace, both old and rare. It was
mado In Now York and the women
connoisseurs declared that it was a
masterpiece. Tho lingerie In tho
trousseau Is of the most dainty mate
rial and is all hand made. The maid
of honor and bridesmaids were beauti
fully gowned and nil looked their best.
Coming right In tho midst of the
chrysanthemum season, this was
mado a chrysanthemum wedding and
that flower was used most profusely
in adorning tho Whlto House. As tho
brido's favorite color is mnuve, that
waa made the prevailing color In the
decorations. The east rotm, and In
deed all tho rooms in tho president's
mansion, were beautiful indeed.
Depart on Tlrlr Honeymoon.
After tho ceremony wac completed
and the couplo had received tho con
gratulations ol tho guests, refresh
ments wero served, and then Mr. and
Mrs. Sayro departed for their honey
moon. Their plans Include a visit to
tho homo of Miss Nevln, Mr. Snyre's
aunt, at Windsor Forges, near Church
town, Pa., where they first mot. After
January 1 they will llvo In Williams
town, Mass., for Mr. Sayre is to sever
his connection with the offlco of Dis
trict Attorney Whitman In Now York
and becomo assistant to Harry A. Gar
field, president of Williams college.
Dog For Golf Links.
A golf dog baa been discovered. Tho
animal, a rough-haired terrier, Is qulto
self-supporting, and ho helps to sup
port tho, house painter and his fam
ily with whom he Uvos. Ho' has root
ed out as many as ten good golf balls
on a Sunday night, and In ono week
brought homo 22. Manchester Guard
ian. - Never Despair,
Never despair, but it you do, work
I on In despair. Burke.
JESSIE WILSON AND
Thero was ono disappointment for
those who attended tho wedding, for
tho gifts wero not put on display. It
Is known that these included many
beautiful und valuable articles sent
by relatives and personal friends ot
tho bride and groom and of their fam
ilies and by admirers of President
Wilson. Handsome presents wore
sent by both tho Heiiate and the house,
that of the latter being a diamond la
valliere which Miss Gonovlevo Clark,
daughter of tho speaker, bought for
the representatives in New York.
Guests Limited to 400.
Thoso who were invited to witness
the wedding wero mostly personal
friends and the number was kept down
close to four hundred. Tho lUt was
pared and revised several times, and
as has been said, the operation result
ed in many heartburnings. From tho
house of representatives' circle, for
Instnnce, the only guests wero Speaker
Champ Clark, Mrs. Clark and Miss
Genevieve Clark, Marjory Leader Un
derwood and Mrs. Undorwood, nnd
Minority Leader Mann and Mrs. Mann.
As might be expected, tho streets
outside the Whlto House were as
crowded as tho police would permit
with curious persons eager to wntch
the arrival and departuro of tho guests
Gift of the House.
This Is the diamond lavalllero which
was the weddlnir nresent of the house of
representatives to Jesslo Woodrow Wil
son, and trying to obtain through tho win
dows a glimpse of tho doings within.
The pollco arrangements wero admir
able and nothing happened, in tho
Whlto Houso or outside, to mar tho
happy occasion.
Immense Weddlns Csks.
Jessie Wilson's wedding cako waB a
triumph of tho pastry cook's art. It
was two and a halt feet tall, counting
tho whlto orchids that were placed on
top of It, and welghod 135 pounds.
Tho first layer was four Inches thick
and 22 inches across. Tho cako con
tained 19 Ingredients and. Its cost was
about $500. Over tho body ot tho
cako was molded a thick white icing
scroll work, on its top was a design
for tho initials ot tho hrido and groom,
dono in sllvor, and around tho sides
wero lilies of tho valloy in whlto
sugar. This delicious confection was
distributed in 2,000 dainty whlto boxes
tied with satin ribbon and each ot tho
propor slzo to go under the pillow of
the recipient to bring dreams.
Trumped.
"I wish I had never learned to play
cards I" exclaimed a man who bad
been unfortunato at tho game. "You
mean you wish you had learnod, don't
you?" was blB wlfo's sarcastic re
joinder. Moonlight.
Tho light of tho moon 1b the time
from new moon to full moon, and tho
dark ot tho moon 1b from full moon to
new moon, or throughout the waning
period.
FRANCIS B. SAYRE
Mrs. Sayro was born in Gainsvillo,
Pa., twenty-flvo years ago. Sho at
tended tho Womon'B collego at Balti
more and was an honor member of
tho clnBS of 1908, being also clocted a
momber of Phi Beta Kappa. For two
years after her graduation sho on
gaged in settlement work in Kensing
ton, Pa., and sho is a member of tho
oxocutivo board of tho National Young
Woman's Christian association. Sho
has delivered several excellent ad
dresses In public.
In nppearanco she does not resem
ble her father as much as do her sis
ters, having rathor'the fcaturos of hor
mother's family, tho Axsons.
Something About the Groom.
Francis- Bowes- Sayro Is twenty
eight years old, and was born at
South Bethlehem, Pa., a son of the
lato Robert Heysham Sayre, who built
the Lehigh Valley railroad and at
one time was assistant to tho presi
dent of tho Bethlehem """Iron works,
slnca known as the Bethlehem stool
works. Ho was also once presldont
of tho board of trustees ot tho Lehigh
university.
Francis Bowes Sayro graduated from
Lawroncovlllo school, Lawroncevllle,
N. J., in 1904, and from Williams col
logo in 1909. Ho ontorcd Harvard law
school and gmduated "cum laudo."
Ho was a momber ot tho Sigma Phi
fraternity, Gargoylo society and the
Phi Beta Kappa at Willlanu. For tho
past year ho has been working in tho
offlco of District Attorney Whitman of
New York. During the summer ho
was admitted to tho bar of Now York
state.
Mr. Sayre'a mother is Mrs. Martha
Flnlay Sayre, daughter of the lato
William Nevln, who was president of
Franklin and Marshal college at
Lancaster, Pa. She is a descendant of
Hugh Williamson of North Carolina,
one of tho framers of tho Constitution
of tho United States, and is a sister
of the late Robert Novin.'head of tho
American church at Romo, and n cous
in of Ethelbert Nevln, the composer.
Other White Mouse Weddings.
The wedding of Jesslo Wilson and
Francis Sayro was tho thirteenth to bo
solemnized In tho White Houso. Tho
first' was that of Anna Todd, a niece ot
Dolly Madison's first husband, and
John G. Jackson. Then Mrs. Madi
son's sister, Lucy, waB married to
Judge Todd of Kentucky. The third
wedding, that of Maria Monroe, daugh
ter of President Monroe, to Samuel
Lawrence Gouverncur In 1820 marked
the first social uso of tho cast room.
Eight years later John, tho second son
of President John Qulncy Adams, mar
ried his cousin, Mary Hellon, In the
blue room. Vhlle General Jnckpon
was president there wero throo wed
dings in the Whlto House, thoso of
Delia Lewis to Alphonse Joseph Yver
Pageot of the French legation; Mary
Eaton to Lucien B. Polk, and Emily
Martin to Louis Randolph. Many
years passed beforo thero was anoth
er marrlago coromony in tho presi
dent's mansion, tho noxt being of Nel
Ho, tho only daughter of General
Grant, and Algernon C. F. Sartorls.
In ,1876 Emily Piatt, a nleco of Mrs.
Hayes, was married in tho bluo room
to Gen. Russell Hastings. Tho elev
enth of this series of weddings waB
that of President Cleveland to Frances
Folsom, and tho twelfth that of Presl
dont Roosevelt's daughter Alice, to
Nicholas Longworth.
Something Vorth Seeing.
A four-year-old youngster on his first
visit to a city saw a ferryboat cross
ing tho river. "Oh, mammal" ho ex
claimed, much excited, "como and
look! Hero's a choo-choo car in swim
ming" Wealth Has IU Trials.
In an apartment ot 34 rooms and
eight baths, such as hac been leased
by a New York man, the job ot trying
to remember where you left your pipe
seems Indeed appalling.
What is Woman's
Beauty but Health?
And the Basis of Her Health and
Vigor lies in the Careful Reg
ulation of the Dowels.
If woman's beauty depended upon
cosmotlcs, ovo.. woman would bo a
picture of loveliness. But beauty Hob
deeper than that, it lies in health. In
tho majority of cases tho basts of
health, and the causo ot slcknoss, can
be traced to the action ot tho bowels.
The headaches, the lassltudo, tho
sallow skin and tho lustcrlesa eyes aro
usually due to constipation. So many
things that women do habitually con
duce to this trouble. They do not cat
carefully, they eat indlgestlblo foods
because the foods are served daintily
and they do not oxerclso enough. But
whatever the particular csubo may bo
it is Important that tho condition
should bo correctod.
An Idoal remedy for women, and one
especially suited to their delicate re
quirements, la Dr. caldweH'B ayrup
Pepsin, which thousands of women on
dorso highly, among thorn Mrs. C. S
Vanco, of 511 S. Hay St., Now Castle,
Pa. At times sho had spells ot indi
gestion so sovero that sho thought sho
would dlo. Syrup Pepsin rcgulatod her
stomach and bowels, nnd sho attrib
utes hor excollont health today to this
remedy.
All tho family can use Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin, for thousands of moth
ers glvo it to babies nnd children. It
Is also admirably suited to tho require
ments of elderly people, in fact to all
who by reason of ngo or Infirmity can
not stand harsh salts, cathartics, pills
or purgatives. Theso should always bo
WORMS.
"Wormy", that's -what's the mutter of 'em. Stomnch and In
trutlnnl worms. Nrnrljr as bad as distemper. Cost you too much
to feed Vra T,ank bnd are bnd. Don't physio 'cm to death.
Siiulin's Cure nlll rcmore the worms, Improve the appetite, and
tone 'em up all round, nnd don't "phyBle." Acts on glands and blood.
Full directions with each bottle, and sold by all druggist.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind., U. S. A.
SHOULDN'T TAKE HIM LONG
Mark Twain's Occupation, According
to 'Little Daughter, Would Have
Been Brief.
Mark Twain, about the time that ho
was working hard upon ono of tho
earlier books that brought him famo.
sailed for a tour of Europo with his
family.
Ho kept up his writing on ehlpboard
and only left It at intervals for brief
recreation.
Ono day an approaching storm drove
him Insldo tho cabin and ho wont
back to work, leavlns word with hie
daughter, then n very little girl, to ex
plain his absenco.
"If thoy usk ror me," he Bald to hor,
"say that I won't bo long I am only
going to wrlto an anecdote.
A Httlo later tho child waB accosted
by a paBscngor.
"Whoro has your father gono?" was
tho Inquiry.
"Ho won't bo long," lisped tho child.
"He ealth ho 1th only going to rldo a
nanny-goat."
ERUPTION SPREAD ON FACE
810 East Elm St., Streator, 111. "A
running soro broko out above my
right eye, which sproad over my en
tiro face. It started as a small pirn
plo. I scratchod it open and tho con
tents of this Binall plniplo ran down
my face. Whorovor this ran a now
soro appeared. Thoy Itched and
burned .terribly; I couldn't touch my
face it burned so. It disfigured my
fuco terribly nnd I couldn't bo soon
for everyone was afraid ot it. It
looked like a dlseaso ot some kind; it
was all red and a hoavy whlto cruBt
on It. Everybody kept out of my way,
afraid it would spread. I loBt roat at
night nnd I couldn't boar io have any
thing touch my face, not oven the pil
low. I had to lie on the back ot the
head. I was always glad when morn
ing camo so I couldget up. It was
extremely painfull
"At last I thought ot Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and I commenced using
them. It took three weeks to com
pleto tho cure." (Signed) Miss Caro
lino Miller, Apr. 30, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout tho world. Sample of each
freo.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dopt L, Boston." Adv.
New School of Painting.
A painter of the "impressionist"
school Is now confined In a lunatic
usylum. To all persons who visit his
studio he says: "Look hero; this Is
tho latest mastorploco of my com
position." Thoy look, and eoo noth
ing but an oxpanso of bare canvas.
Thoy ask: "What does thnt lepre
sent?" "That? Why, that represents tho
pasuage ot tho Jows through the lied
sea."
"Bog pardon, but whoro Is tho sea?"
"It has been drivon back."
"And where are the Jowe?"
"They have crossed over."
"And tho Egyptians?"
"Will bo hero directly. That'B tho
sort of painting I like; slmplo, sug
gestive, and unpretontlous."
Vacuum Theology.
A colorod Baptist was exhorting.
"Now, breddren and Blstern, como up
to do nltar an hab yo' sins washod
away."
All camo but ono man.
"Why, Brudder Jonos, don' yo' want
yo' sins washod away?"
"I dono had my sins washed away."
"Yo" haul Whero yo' had yo' sins
washed away?"
"Obor at de Mothodlst church."
VAh, Brudder Jones, yo' ain't boon
washed; yo' jes' been dry cleaned."
Llpplncott'B Maguzlne.
Not Quite. j
"Pa, tell mo ono thing about army
and navy ofllcors."
"What Is It. son?"
"Js It whon thoy get tired that they
put on their fatigue uniform?"
Mrs.Wlnslow'a Soothing- Byrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces Intlamma
Uon,allays paln.eursa wind eollooo a bottleJs
You'll always have a dull ax It you
I stone.
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avoided, for at best their effect 1b only
for that day, while a genuine remedy
like Syrup Pepsin acts mildly but per
manently. It can bo conveniently obtained at
any drug store at fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle. Results are always
guaranteed or money will be refunded.
You will find it gentle In action, pleas
ant In taste, and frco from griping,
and Us tonio properties have a distinct
value to women. It la the most widely
used laxative-tonic in America today
and thousands of famllloa ore now nev
er without it.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pla bottlo can obtain it poEtpald by
addressing Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 203
Washington St., Montlcello, 111. A
postal card with your namo and ad
dress on It will do.
Its Cause.,.
"We had a heated argument with
our landlord yosterday."
"What was It nbout?"
"Putting In a now furnace."
Pain In Back and RhtUMatltn
are the daily torment of thousands. To ef
fectually euro these troubles you must re
move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin
to work for you from the first dose, and e-'
ert so direct and beneficial an action in the
kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor
ment of kidney trouble soon disappear
MINNESOTA
There are opportunities for men of mod
erate means to get a homo in our state.
Cheap Inuds, good climate, rich soil and
pure water. Maps and literature telling all
about the state, sent free on application to
FRED D. SHERMAN, Commissioner of Immi
gration, Dept. K, 8tate Capitol, St. Paul, Minn.
The Typewriter
for the Rural
Business Man
Whether you are a
small town merchant
M i
or a farmer, you need
a typewriter.
Tr ...,u:
Long woWnv your letters nnd bills
by hand, you are not getting full
efficiency.
It doesn't require an expert oper
ator to run tho L. C. Smith & Bro3.
typewriter. It is simple, compact,
complete, durable.
Send in tho attached coupon and
we will give especial attention to
your typewriter needs.
i. Type
Syracuse. N.V.
Please send me your tree book about
typewriters.
Name.-
P-.O ,
State
GO NOW TO
WESTERN CANADA!
The opportunity of securing free
uuuicaicaus ui iuu nwiw wwi.
and toe low priced
lands of Manitoba.
Saskatchewan and
Alberta, will soon
have passed.
Canada oilers a
hearty welcome to the
Bottler, to the man
with a family looking
tor a home, to the
farmer's son. to the
Renter, to all who wish to
live under better conditions.
Canada's Quain Yield In
1913 Is the Ulk of the world.
Luxuriant Grasses give
cheap fodder for isi-jro herds ,
coat ot raising and fattening
for market is a trifle.
The sum realized for Beef.
Bnttr. Milk and Cheese will
pay fifty per cent on the
investment.
Write for literature and
particulars as to reduced
railway rates to Superintend
ent Immigration, Ottawa,
Canada, or to
J. . IxUilM. Drmr SIS. VMtrtm. S. D.
a.A6Utm,JHJictiMSI,St.Pl.ltei.
liSisaBnHEa
SIGN
TACKER WANTED
Boy preferred,
(load oar. Yoar
name
lonsliratlnblgtoUera. Particulars
or.
II, J., Uoxirai, I'miaa
I'blladelphla, It.
PATENTS
Wntson K.roleman,Wah.
lutton, D.U lkjokatn. High
est references, llest mulls.
W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 48-1913.
Sioux City Directory
"Hub of the Northwest."
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