55St!ncffl ..- l-,JfrP'tta:-artta5aaAa.'i l . J v i mr: "JL ?r f n. 7M3 ,- 1 ,Ti !-' nl fi.- Sffi1 -KJ' .f M WOMAN ESCAPES OPERATION By Timely Use of Lydia E, Pinkhm'i Vegetable Compound. Hero is Lor own statement. Cary, Maine. ''I fool itaduty tovro to all Buffering women to tell wbat i Lydia E. Finkham'B Vegetable Com pound did for mo. Ono year asro 1 round myself a terrible suf ferer. I bad pains in both sides and such a sorenesa I could scarcely straighten up at times. My back ached, I had no ap- petite and was so taervoua I could not Bleep, then I would be so tired mornings that I could scarcely get around. It seemed almost impossi ble to move or do a bit of work and I thought I never would be any better un til I submitted to an operation. I com menced taking Lydia ELPinkham's Veg etable Compound and soon fait like a ( new woman. I had no pains, slept well, ,,had good appetite and was fat and , could do almost all my own work for a 'family of four. I shall always feel that I owe my good health to your med icine. "Mrs. Hayward'Soweks, Cary, Maine. If you aro ill do not drag along until an operation is necessary, but at onco take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound. If yon have tho-sllph tost doubt that Xydla E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound will help you,writo toliydia E.Plnkham McdicineCo. (confidential) I.ynn,lI ass., for ad vice. Your lettcrtvill be opened, read and answered by a woman. ' and held in strict confidence. Settlers a Year Immigration figures show that the popula tion of Canada In creased during 1913, by the addition of 400,000 new settlers from the United Btates and Europe. Most of thtoe have gone on farms in the provinces of Mani toba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. William Percy, an Eng lish Nobleman, says: "The possibilities and opportuni ties offered by tbe Canadian West are so Infinitely greater than those which exist in Eng land, that it seems absurd to think that people should bo Impeded from coming to tbe country where tbey can most easily and certainly Improve their position." New districts aire being opened up, which will make accessible a great number of homesteads in districts especially adapted to mixed farming and grain raising. , For Illustrated literature and re duced railway rates, apply to Su perintendent Immigration, Otta wa, Canada, or J. M. IxlicVa. Onset sntliltrtm, 1 ft. .A. Ulim. 11 S J3um St. SL raj, Boa. W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES Mon'c f ?-oq i?.so S3.0O III UM.OUViaiH.llU Women's && U Misses. Boys. Children $ I MO $ 1 ,78 $2 S2.50 S3 Bhu btulncu In i; now u lirfin nutr ox sa, 9a.ou and Si fhOsUi in ui world. Ovrl&0tylt K a tMM a c IfUI 114 in tul leattmrmr sixes and vi4th. W. I. DouriM shoes art tmmrntm every where. 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TUX MOJV instkuctivc IIIDICAL BOOK KVIXWaiTTXN.ITTXLLftaLL about thtlS niKSKS and tha axuaKxasLX cuaxs xrriCTXD by THK NEW ntENCH REMEDY. N.t.N.l.Nl. THERAPION Urv&Si lilt's tha remedr forVOUK OWN allmaat. Don't Mod aeaau AbsolntalrFREE. No'fotlowup'clrcnUra. Da LKCLKRC Min.CO,HAVKKSTOCXRO,UaUriTKAD,LO)OOII,ENO. Moralist "The outsider who buys stocks Is a gambler, pure and simple." Ticker "Especially simple." Judge. Mrs.Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup for Children teething, HoftciiB tbe gums, reduces lnflamma tlon,allays paln.curea wind collc,25c a bottleJUt Some women never worry over trifles until they mtury oile. STOP THAT BACKACHE There's nothing more discouraging than a constant backache. You are lamo when you awake. Pains pierce you when you bend or lift. It's hard to rest and next day it's the samo old story, Pain in the back is nature's warning of kidney ills. Neglect may pave the way to dropsy, gravel, or other serious kidney sickness. Don't delay begin using Doan's Kidney Pills- the remedy that has been curing backache and kidney trouble for over fifty years. A TEXAS CASE "Evtru Fitlur , Ttllt i Slury,- 3. II. Lee, 411 W. Walnut St., Cle burne, Texas, says: "For four years I had Intense pains through the small of my back. I could hardly paaa the kid nty secretions and morphine was the only thing that re lieved me. I had gravel, too. Finally, I began using poan'a Kidney Pills and they permanently cured me. I haven't suffered since." Get Doan's at Any Store. BOe a Box DOAN'S VTLXV FOSTER-MILDURN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y. gj UutCU0bSjTiip TattM Good. i'tfi is fire. 6oM by Drorsirti. I'm fltoTsaPJsoSli IW ssBBSBSBBitiRn KL. sbTsWT Mwh . 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The body of the car is built of galvanized sheet with covers of the same material so arranged that they slip over one another, thereby hermetically sealing tho car when loadod. Covered over as It Is, the spoctaclo of an army of flies following In the wake of the garbage wagon, f?o familiar to the sight of Americans, 1b eliminated, and the odors which ordinarily arise 'from a wagon load of garbage aro not forced upon tho people as in our own big cities. POET WHO WAS ASSASSIN Lacenaire's Career He Could Laugh and Commit Murder. Before Being Brought to Justice Slay er Lived by Making Verses and Spurious Paper All Paris Sang His Songs. ' Paris. On December 4, 1834, a gen tleman of distinguished appearance walked briskly along a quiet street near the Choplnette Barrier in Paris. It Is true that the gentleman's black frock coat gave evidence of long use and tbe gentleman's hat was a trifle ancient and the gentleman's cravat was not exactly fashionable. But, name, of a name, messieurs, one may be a gentleman and be poor. This pedestrian, who looked distin guished even under the handicap of threadbare garments, was about thirty-five year old. He was rather small of stature, but carried himself proud ly. His faco was refined and Intellec tual the face of a poet and dreamer. Indeed, at that hour all Paris was whistllnR and singing one of his songs, "The Fife and Drum." He had tho hands and hair of an artist and the Joyous, caro free laugh of a boy. It was a good thing to hear Lacenalro laugh. It; remjnded you of your hal cyon days, before the world weari ness made you sad, Behind Lacenalro there walked a man"of vulgar appearance. His name was Avrll. He waB quite young, not more than twenty-two, and he had been so unfortunate as a criminal that Lacenalre was sorry for him and was determined to give him a chance to do better work. Presently they stopped' before a dwelling of prosperous appearance. "This Is the place," said Lacenalre. "Do you remember my instructions? Yes? Then nllons vito!" The poet rang the door boll and the door was opened by a young man. "Ah, my dear Chardon," cried Lace nalre, "we have corao to see .your mother on a trifle of business the mere signing of a paper." "We are greatly honored, M. Lace nalre," replied Chardon. "Mother, as you know, is an invalid, and Is on her bed, but she can do what you ask." They stood face to face, Chardon and Lacenalre, and the latter gos siped gayly on one thing and another, while Avril Btole quietly behind Char don, and, having stationed himself properly, at a wink from tho poe.t he threw bis arm around Chardon's neck and garroted him. Lacenalre drew a dagger then and stabbed tbe victim several times, to make the Job com plete, then he went to the room of the invalid mother and slew her with tho weapon that killed the son. "There should be 10.000 francs hero somewhere, according to my in formation," said Lacenalre. "Lock tho door, my friend, and we'll search till we find the money." Avrll locked the door and they searched and searched, but all they found was 500 francs. Lacenalre, whose sense of humor was abnormal ly developed, laughed until the tears rolh-d down his cheeks. It was this Insensibility, displayed on many trag ic and hnrrowing occasions, that made him one of the most famous crim inals of modern times, "Is the joke on ub or on the Char- I dons?" he asked, as ho wiped the Jov- oub tears from his face. But Avrll was Impatient and nervous, He want ed to get away. Those dead peoplo were getting on his nerves. So they left the house and wont to on Inn, where, over sundry bottles of cheap wine, Lacenalre planned a larger and better crime. Ho rented an office and painted an aseumed name on the door, thus cre ating the Impression that bo was a business man. Then, by laying his plans carefully, he arranged that a bank messenger, should call on him In' his office on a certain day, the chosen day being one on which col lections wero sure to be large. It FISH STORY IS UP TO DATE Large Swarm of Electric Creatures Besiege Ship In Gulf Stream, Sailors Assert. Boston. A remarkable story Is told by the crew of the Drltlsh treightor Rochelle, which arrived four days lato from San Domingo. According to stories by several of tho men, tho d lay waa due principally to electrlo Danes, otherwise known as torpedo ashes, which were attracted by the STREETS OF PARIS ARE took a great deal of skillful maneuv ering to bring this about, but the de tails are not essential to this story. Everything being in readiness, Av rll waB so foolish as to bo arrested while trying to rescue a lady friend from the police Avil's conscience becamo active and he told of the Chardon murders So it came to pass that the poet was arrested, and when he learned that the discovery was due to his accomplice he made full and free confession, his only object, ho said, being to take the betrayers to tho guillotine with him. " FRENCH WOMEN FOR ARMY Madame Dleulafoy, Well Known Ex plorer, Suggest Scheme Covering the Innovation. Paris. The scheme of Madame Dleulafoy, the well known woman ex plorer, for introducing women into posts hitherto filled by men In the army administration, was given in de tail by Madame Dleulafoy herself at a conference held In the theater of the Comcdie d.es ChampB Elysee. She did not, nho said, claim for women places in the active ar,my, but there was much that they could Madame Dleulafoy. do In the administrative work. That they were capable of this was prov en by tho fact that 155,800 women wero already employed in departments of state. Of the 23,190 subalterns in the re serve and in the territorial forces, 4,137 wero employed In administra tive functions. It Is tho work of theso men that Madamo Dleulafoy considers women are fitted to take, thus freeing tho men for active service. At the Close of her conference, Madamo Dleulafoy announced that tho minister of war had ordered an Inquiry to be Instituted into tho poslbillty of her re quest being put Into forco. Deserter's Vanity Causes Capture. Paterson, N. J. Because bis vanity prompted him to show bis friends bow he looked in a uniform James P. Ma lone of this city, an army dosertor, was caught by federal authorities. Yeggmen Were Disappointed, Cold Spring, N. Y. Yeggmen who blow two safes in a local grocery store and got nothing wrecked the place and left a note reading: "This is a cheap joint." steel plates of tho vessel and fastened themselves by hundreds agalust her bottom and sldoa. The steamer was in tho gulf Btrearo, north of Cuba, when she be gan to slow down. The ofllcors were unable to explain tbe chango In tho progress of the craft. Soveral Bailors said they felt n tinging sensation about thftlr feet and finger tips, Tho steamer was held back strangely. Members' of tho crew became alarmed. A Bailor) looked over tho Bide ami Bays it , waa plastered with strange- EEEEEEEEEEEEEmV V, " BBBv sSBBBBBhBBBP a seeeeeY SBBBBBaff' ,,'vBBBal BBBBbNSEE" - ' 2SBSttEEEi asVsPsVEEEtfanK '' pSSMBaVH IBBBBBE''-'V' ' ,:,.; i-sWMM BBBjw:.-r...jf Jj, -.-. ??..? ,I si,,&. 'I j- - '",k ''','' !j "-1' '.', .',js k'i'ij .CLEANED DECREASE N NURSES Training Schools Less Popular Than in Former Times. Head of Big Training Hospital De clares That Women Are Begin ning to Prefer Other Work -for Various Reason. Now York. Is nursing as a profes sion for womon on tho decltno? Rep resentatives of a training school af filiated with one of tho smaller public hospitals In this city answered this question In the affirmative. And they gave as a reason for a decrease In at tendance the fact that there are bo many other professions now open to women that comparatively few cbooso to follow the old-fashioned womanly profession of caring for tho sick. It was tho head of a big hospital training school In East Twentieth street who declared that nursing Is de clining as a popular profession. "Wom en prefer other work for various rea sons," she said. "Until this year we always have had as many applicants as we could accommodate In our train ing school, but now we have been un able to fill the beginning class. "There are scores of new profes sions and new kinds of work opened to women now which used to bo closed to them or were unknown a few years ago. Ten years ago nursing was one or tne nnest occupations for women who were forcedto earn their own liv ing. Now it is ono of many by which they may become self-supporting." The director and superintendent of the New York Hospital Training School for Nurses said: "Thoro is not the same future in nursing as in most of the other pro fessions. This fact has led to some discouragement among womon who have graduated in tho profession and who have hoped to keep on rising year after year. A trained nurso Cams just the same when she takes her first case as she docs after she hna had soveral years' experience. Her skill and knowledge are worth no more than when she graduated a full fledged trained nurse. "Only In Institutional work does a graduate nurse recolve more money and assume greater responsibilities. But institutional positions are com paratively few and tho applicants for them are many. So, you Bee, there Is not much of a future for nurses. "Of course, a trained nurse makes a living and a good living, but she can not save much, for the cost of almost everything Is higher now than It waa two or three years ago. A nurso has to pay her room rent, she must dress well and have a supply of uniforms, and It Is expensive to keep these fresh. A trained nurse must live where there is a telophono or sho must have ono of her own, and this is another Item of expense. When asked If there wero as many training school pupils from Canada as there used to be, the superlntendennt said that the number bad decreased, and bIio accounted for this by the tact that Canada has established recently many new and flno hospitals, which maintain excellent training schoola for nurses. "On the wholo I think that Canadian young women make the beBt nursos wo have. Thoy aro quiot, they have delightful manners and they can al- tfciya be relied on. Besides, tho young womon from acrona tho border seem to have greater physical endurnnca than American women. It may bo be cause thoy have had less money to spend and have been reared mora wholesomely and In a more rugged " climate, especially tho girls from Nova Scotia and other northern .prov inces. "I account for their quiet and charming manner by the fact that many who become nurses aro from clergymen's families and thoy hav had tho best posslblo homo training. Usunlly thoy are glrU with many bro thers and sisters and they havo had to learn tho lesson to glvo and take." looking fishes They wero two or three thick along the port sldo under water. The starboard sldo also was covered. As the flocbello moved north and got out of the warm waters- of tho stream tho fishes dropped off and the vessel resumed hor speed. Needs It. "Tho stranger yonder looks llko a man of decision." "Ho has to bo. That la a baseball umpire." if PLEASANT FOR MISS SMITH Of Courts Harvard Man May Have Meant Anything, But Then Agalp. Not There Is a man In this town who knows a good BlorJT "Willi nhich to be gin an after-dinner speech. Ho has saved It for two years, and has not had a chanco to use It, Ho has not heard anybody else Use it In that time. Ho offers it hero fn tho hopo that it may aid those martyrs not listed In Fox's bookOf whom tho toaatmaBter demands that most difficult oratorical effort the happy nftor-dlnner talk about somothlns which oho speaker has nlrcady dlscusBod. Hero It It, very Bhort, but lending ltsolf grncoful ly to elaboration: A Harvard graduate student wont to Chicago to pursuo his studies. At one session of tho class he attended the first speaker was a Chicago woman, a doctor of philosophy, sovero and plain, but learned. Tho Harvard man waft called on next. "Tho discussion offers room for end Icbb discussion," ho began. Then he bethought him of chivalry, "but really when my learned colleague, Mise Smith, roso to her feet, It scorned that tho ground was covered." Nowark Evening Star. Nose-Blowing Drills. A few years of school dental clinics have made toothbrush drills a dally familiar Idea In many cltlos. It took tho Toronto public nurses, or rather their supervisor, Lina L. Rogers, to originate another drill quite as unique and iuiportanco. Since liml October the school children of Toronto, in squads of 20, havo practiced dally nose blowing drills, and tho effect on the freshness of tho atmosphcro of tho school rooms has been so notlceablo that tho teachers havo bocomo assid uous In seeing to it that no child comes to school unprovided with a pocket handkerchief, Thoy often, indeed, themselves, order tho drills without waiting for the coining of the nurso. Tho effect of the drill 1b porceptible already on Individual children, In cases of catarrh, and tho doctors pre dict that it will havo an appreciable effect in time in lessening adenoids and other throat and noBO affections. The Survey, SCALP ITCHED AND BURNED Greenwood, Ind. ''First my hair bo Kan to fall, then my scalp Itched and burned when 1 becamo warm. I had pimples on my Bcalpj my hair .was falling out gradually until I had scarcely any hair on my head. I couldn't keep tho dandruff oft at all. My hair was dry and llfeleea and I lost rest at night from the terrible Itching sensation. I would pull my hat oft and scratch my head any placo I happened to bo, "For several years I was bothered with pimples on my face. Some of them wero hard red Bpots, some were full of matter, and many blackheads. I wbb always picking at them and caused tbem to be soro. They made my face look bo badly I was ashamed to bo seen. "I tried massage creams for my face and all kinds of hair tonla and home made remedies, but they only made things worse. Nothing did, the work until I used Cutlcura Soap and Oint ment. I' washed my face with tho Cutlcura Soap, then put plenty r of Cutlcura Ointment on. Threo months' use of Cutlcura Soap and Ointment has mado my faco as smooth and clean as can bo." (Signed) C. M. Hamilton, Sept. 24, 1912. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each f rco.with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, DoHton." Adv. Why Poison Ivy Poisons. Poison ivy has long been a mystery both to scientists and laymen; why add with what manner It causes the pe culiar rash and Irritating Inflamma tion have puzzled both botanists and physicians. At last the reason haj9 been discovered. Dr. Mtrandc of Paris read to the Academy of Sciences) in that city recently the results of his study of the poisonous weed. Poison Ivy contains Prussia acid. This 1b found principally In tho young leaves and buds; In tbe older leaves there is very little ot it. In three and one halt ounces ot young leaves there Is about a quarter of a grain ot the acid. Aa with other plants in which prusBic acid 1b found, the poisonous Bubstance does not exist In its perfect form, but developa as soon as tho leaves are brulBed, a chemical action being sot up through the union of an enzyme with a glucosld; The Reason, "Did you notice how heartily Drlggs shook hands with mo?" "Yes." "Ho wasn't satisfied with shaking one; ho grabbed tho two." "Yes, I supposo ho thought his watch would bo safer that way," Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottlo of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for 'Infants and children, and see that it TluiafaJ laWl Signature of UZaXSyT&&JLtAA In Uso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletc Wb Castoria In the Soup. "He's living high; ho must havo got hold of some ready cash." "Yes, his auto turned turtlo, and ho sold It to tho Junk dealer. Ho Is now living on turtlo Boup." Out of Fashion. "She's bucIi a modest little wom an." "Yes. Three years behind tho tlmeB even In that respect." Coughs vanish in a night. Dean's Mcntho. lated Couch Drons soothe the throat, ef fecting a speedy cure 5c at all Druggists. Boys, Try This. Progressive Offspring Pauso, fath er! Is that whip sterilized? Llfo. Pennsylvania has more than 1,000, 000 public school pupils. PUTNAM Color more Eooda brighter and faster cnlora than .. . -.---.- ----- .- . iou can aye any Karmrm witnoiit nppinu span, rV What So Precious As a Healthy Baby? Every Youngster Can Haw fiim BigsstlaTiif Given a Gce4 Baby Laxative In spite ot tho greatest personal care and the most Intelligent attention to diet, babies and children will be come constipated, and It Is a fact that constipation and indigestion havo wrecked many a young life. To start with a good digestive apparatus Is to start llfo without handicap. But, as wo cannot all havo perfect working bowels, wo must do tho next best thing and ncqulro them, or train them to bocomo healthy. This can bo dono by tho uso ot a laxatlve-tonlc very highly recommended by n great jknany mothers. Tho remedy Is called Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and has been on the market for two genera tions. It can bo .bought conveniently at any drug store for fifty cents or one dollar a bottle, and those who aro al ready convinced of its merits buy tho dollar slzo. Its mildness makes It the Ideal medi cine for chtldron, and It Is also very pleasant to the taste. It is sure in Its effect, and genuinely Aarmlesn, Very little or it U required and Its frequent uso does not cause It to lose Its ef fect, as is the case with so many other remedies. Thousands can testify to its merits in constipation, indigestion, bilious ness, itck headaches, etc., among them rollabla people .llko Mrs. James It. Rouao, of Marinette, Wis. Her llt tlo son Howard was fifteen monthfl old Rheumatism, Sprains Backache, Neuralgia lU "1 back 0sralae4 Anklo ZJnl Ill for a Ions time with a severely rnent and now fara able tabs about cause I think you deserve slot of credit Sarketandl shall always take time to Ms. Kern BaUimcn, U lMusmmmw3KMblmmm i ,j1 jj.. jgi- " - - SLOAN S TIWIMFNT At all DeaUn-ile., Me. awl 1.0O. Stout's t tcsnrrs Us esj Ursss, ss'wIi.hsBe M ; , aadporilry seat free. , .'.--;, Aslslress Dr. EtulS. Stoaa, Inc. Offers a cordiarwelcomxntl courteous service! GOT HER CHICKEN TENDER All Right for Mrs. Newlywed, It Was Rather Rough 'on the Butcher. But. Mra. Newlywed did not know much about housekeeping and waB always cheated when she went to tho nearby butcher store after her supplies. After a particularly tough bird had been with difficulty disposed of she went once more to the butcher and' said: "How many young chickens have ybu today?" The butcher said: "I have but three in tho chop." "1 want two of the toughest you' havo," said Mrs.-Nowlywod. Tho butcher was surprised, but brought out two and assured her that thceo wero tho toughest In tho place. Had them thoro for 'a week or more, he said. - "Well," said the lady after much thoilcUt. "J'H tako tho other .0U0, plensol" ' , Mr. Pinkley's Long Head. "So you sold that mule for ?87" "yes," roplied ErastuB Plnkloy. "Ho kept a-beatiu' mo down an' u-JjOiUIn' me down, till finally I Jest sold him de mulo at hie own price, I didn't want to miss do chanco of do mule's' turnln' loose an" klckln' dat man's stingy head clean off Mm." Washington Star. Futile Reform, "What Is thle 'uplift movement 1 hear so much about?" "Well, In a great many Instances it seems to be a painful spectacle of too many peoplo trying to talk at once." Such a Nuisance. "So you'vo got a Job In a store, oh?" "Nothing in the way of your get ting ahead' thoro, 1b thoro?" "Nothing but a cash register." Anything to Quit Him. "Paby cried this morning for an hour." "Why didn't you give it to him?" Boston Evening Transcript, FADELESS DYE'S; anv other ,lv. f)n 1IV-nai-lrnirrnlnra all fihra. - m-.:i.i T-i- j"..-r -v: - -."".- ". :"- wkiic tun rKUK Dooklet. calendar, blotters, u , y HOWARD ROUSE ,' l last April, but he was sick with bwl' , trouble from birth and sufferedi- . tensely. Since Mrs. Rouse has, ,! ,. ' ," giving him Dr. Caldwell's Syrup, ! 'v ,' sin all troublo has disappeared aad tkV' , boy 1b becoming robust. ' V T Thousands keep Dr. .Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin constantly la the hoM, -for ovory member, of the NfaMlly'c ' uso1 it from Infancy to old M:? i. twers ot Syrup Pepsin haver; Iw--: "toavold cathartics, salts, mlnerar,w?,'T,,Tw::: tern, pills and other .harsh remeale t; for they do but temporary seed bjm! f t -, are a.slsock to any delicate system. s ' ' Families, wishing to try a free , . , pin bottle can obtain it postpaid by ' " addressing Dr. W. B. Caldwell,- 203 - ; IVHB"ngion bu,juuui;biiu, in. aiiius- ,,inihu tal card, with your' name and address on it will do. ' "Yes, daughter that's aoJ tu&.JThe,palu,io; my bade is alljJne I sever saw injtlilns; wotfcr as quickly as Sloan's Liniment" Thowwada'of; grateful people Voice tha same opinion. Hera's waa troubled -with a'varir tstd sain la ar for sob tiaie. I west to doctor btb Old not d tne anr food, so i 'purchased a bottle of Sloan's Linlmea sb4 bow I am a well woman. I always kfP bot tle of Sloan's LfolHwat In the . hmai?.'.' ilWTittJJsCjav u -,V Sektk "We have used Sloan's Lis. sent for otst six vesn as.d found it the best we ever used. . When ear wife had sclatlo rheumatism theonl v thins; that did her anr ood waa Sloan's Liniment. We cannot praise It blihlr enowh."-. na, V ilMtt. xwrsvTrpTTJ.jjpg!S; IUIUrL sprained ankle. I got a bottle of ptni and can walk asjeat Ma, I writ a wis Be. for puttie-such a fte recommend Dr. Sean's H . . J (I ? 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