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rill iin iTisii e V n f. m For Every BaMng CALUMET BAKING POWDER Best because it's the purest. Best because it never fails. Best because it makes every baking light, fluffy and evenly raised. Best because it is moder ate in cost highest in quality. At your grocers. RECEIVED HIGHEST AWARDS World's Pore, Food Exp. altion, Chicago, 111. Pari Exposition. Fran. March. 1912. Vote don't save money when you huy cheap or tig-can baling powder. Don't Le milled. Buy Calumet. It's mon economical more wholesome glees bat results. Calumet U far mperior to toar milk ona od&. ADDS TO THE LENGTH OF LIFE Nothing Better Than Pedestrian Ex ercise, Especially to Those Who Have Passed Beyond Youth. So mo of the most noted of the. old tnen of New York, successful in busi ness, the professions and public af fairs, have formed a walking club for the purpose of making their pursuit sf still greater length of days and still better health as agreeable nb It is sensible. They intend to take long walks together and, no doubt, to make their pedestrian experiences tho sub ject of entertaining dlBcusslon and a store of memories held in common. This 1c an csample which might well be followed In every city of tho United States. In tho era of motor vehicles there is danger that walking will be Increasingly neglected, especially by men and women advanced in years, Who often need It most. There Is a constant temptation to forget that rid ing in the open air, line as it is in many ways, can never do for tho body what walking does. Positively Not The reformed burglar, upon his re lease from Jail, was inclined to bo a bit facetious. "Simply state," ho re marked 10 a reporter who chanced to bo in the vicinity, "that under no cir cumstances will I be a candidato for mother term." Proving that burglars, as well as comedy actors, havo a tense of humor. Judge. Keep 'Em Open. "Would you atlvlso rao to close my ryes when I sing?" "How can you dodge if your eyes arc closed?" MORE THAN EVER Increased Capacity for Mental Labor Since Leaving Off Coffee. Many former coffee drinkers -who have mental work to perform, day aft er day, havo found a better capacity Rnd greater endurance by using Post nm Instead of coffee. An Ills. Woman writes: "I had drank coffee for about twenty years, and finally had what tho doctor called 'coffee heart.' I was nervous end extremely despondent; had little mental or physical strength left, had kidney troublo and constipation. "The first notlceablo benefit derived from tho chango from coffee to Postuin was the natural action of tho kidneys and bowels, in two weeks my heart action was greatly improved and my nerves steady. "Then I became fcsa aeopondent, and the deslro to bo nctlvo again showed proof of renowed physical and montal strength. "I am steadily gaining in physical strength and brain power. I formerly did mental work and had to givo it up on account of coffee, but slnco using Postum I am doing hard mental labor with less fatigue than over boforo." Name given by Postuin Co., Battla Preek, Mich. Postum now comes In new concen trated form called Instant Postum, It la regular Postum, so processed at the factory that only tho soluble portions aro. retained. A spoonful of Instant Postum with hot water, and sugar and cream to taste, produco instantly a dellcioui beverage. .Write for tho little book, "The Roa' Jo Wellvllle." 1 "There's a Reason" for Postum. IES. of AMP and mm GENERAL MEADE AT MINE RUN Highly Promising Plan Ruined by Blunders of Subordinates Thereby Preventing Concentration. In response to a query asking for an account of tho Mine Run campaign tho National Tribune makes tho fol lowing reply: Tho Mine Run campaign was one of tho bcst-conculved movements of the war, but utterly failed on account of the mismanagement of the corps commanders. November, 1803, Baw what was virtually the end of the Gettysburg campaign, with its se quelae of manuvers back and forth from Alexandria to Orange Court House. Gen. Meade saw that ho had Lee at a great disadvantage. Lee had cent "Longstrcet's Corps to East Ten nessee, nnd had left only Ewell's nnd IJITTs CorpR. Ewell's Corps was watching the Rapidan in the neigh borhood of Culpeper Court House, wlille Hill's Corps was a day's march nway up tho river. Gen. Meade had the Army of tho Potomac well in hand, only 20 miles away around Culpoper and Stevensburg. Ho conceived that ho could throw his nrmy across the rlvor nnd ovnrwhnlm Ewell's Corps before Hill could go to his assistance. It was only a short day's march to reach Ewell, and he could havo been thrashed In a few hours. Mcado care fully worked out his plana, and if his orders had been carried out a great victory would havo resulted. The movement was to begin at dawn of Nov. 2G, by tho Fifth Corps, followed by the First Corps crossing tho Rappa hannock at Culpeper Mine Ford and marching to Parker's Store on tho Plank Road. The Second Corps was to cross at Germanna Ford and march to Robertson's Tavern, whero It waB to be Joined by the Third nnd Sixth Corps crossing at Jacob's Mill Ford. Meade expected his whole army to bo united across the Rapidan and cut tho (lank of Lee's Intrenchments on Mine Run, by noon of Nov. 27, and tho plan had every prospect of success. Tho. first blunder was in the movement of the Third Corps, which, having a greater distance to march, should have started earliest, but as a matter of fact ws much behind its time and delayed tho whole nrmy. The next was that tho engineers had not correctly meas ured tho width of the Rapidan, and tho pontoon bridges wore too short. Tho banks of tho Rapidan were so high and precipitous that they delayed tho march of tho artillery and cavalry so that the whole of Nov. 27 passed with less than half of tho distance having been traversed. In tho mean while Lee's signal officers, looking down from Clark's Mountain, had de tected tho movement, and Hill's Corps was summoned back in haste to meet It. In tho meantime the corps officers were mistaking the roads and making other blunders which prevented tho concentration, and when the army was at laBt gotten together, Nov. 28, it was found that the whole rebel army was in front and fortified nlong the crest of a rango of hills, which mnde a natural fortification In them selvos for six or eight miles. The Confederates had their artillery so placed as to enfilade every line of approach. The corps commanders each examined their fronts for possi ble points of attack, and made strong rpconnolssances, which cost a great many men's lives. As all the Iraluri had been left on tho north sldo of the Rapidan in anticipation of a quick, sharp movement, the army -was now out of rations, nnd Meado saw frus trated his hopes of ending tho Get tysburg campaign by a decisive victor- Ho therefore ordered tho army to return to Us camps around Cul peper. He wanted to move his army to Fredericksburg, which would hnva been an excellent mnnuver, and placed Leo nt a disadvantage, but he was prevented by Halleck's orders not to make any change of base without authority from Washington. Lee's Slim Animal. President Lincoln on June 14, 1SG3, wrote Gen. Hooker: "So far as wo can make out hero tho enemy has Mllroy surrounded at Winchester and Tyler at Martinsburg. If thoy could hold out a few days could you help them? If the head of Leo's army 13 at Martinsburg and tho tall of it on tho plank road betweon Fredericksburg nnd Uhnncollorsvllle, tho animal must be very slim some where. Could you not break him?" How Could He Stop Him? An Irish recruit in tho mounted In fantry got on a high-mettled horse and it ran nway with him. One of his com panions called to him to stop him. "Arrah, now," cried ho, "how can I stop him when I haven't got me spurs nlong?" A Slow Mover. A general In the western army wha aggravating slow at a time when the president wanted him to "get n iiioao on " "Some of my generals aro brave enough." regretfully remarked the president, "but somehow or other they get tangled up in a fenco corner anil can't figure their way out." Politics, My placing tho proper number of coins in the slot the political machlno may bo operated Find Statue in Tree Trunk. Whllo cutting up a century-old flr tree on tho Slmplon (Franco) forest ors found In tho heart of tho trunk a bronzo statue of tho Virgin Mary. It was nbout a foot tall and perfectly preserved. It is supposed that tho statuotte was placed in a nlcho carved in tho tree and that tho wood grad ually grew all around it. Philosophic. The difference between truth and gossip is that one is truo and tho otii-h- merely true to life. Iick, SJOR WWi BBHBHBBHBMMBBttfcjSLll. fMi.i.liitomu..i iinifr I in i m ii iMinii iijiwr iirJUl J('ii i'i'i.i m7h iTr -Tf. - '-iffi r im w "TffffMMCHHl Society People See Expose of Crooked Gambling PHILADELPHIA, PA. Society hero has been startled by a unique and sonBatlonal expose of crooked gam bling In their midst, and after losing amounts aggregating to a fortuno at roulotto, each received tho exact amount of their losses In n sealed en velope at a dinner given by Arthur Wheeler, one of tho city's prominent club men, who staged tho startling af fair. Members of exclusive Kitten houso square and Walnut street fam ilies were present at tho gathering and havo made resolves never to dally with fickle chance again. Tho host, who has frequontly pro duced new and unheard of events in tho whirl of social doings here, had tho cotillion room of his Spruco street residence converted Into a miniature Monto Carlo, or Palm Beach Casino. Every devico from bacarot, rougo ot nolr, to tho humble but lucrative American gamo of craps and Klon dyke, was In evidence, with faro rind raulette as tho chief gamo for the society plungers. Counters were sold by a cashier and the professional croupiers and dealers, with their eye shades and calm man ners, gave tho effect an nlr of tho days of Richard Canllcld's establish ment and tho Atlantic City gambling places during the palmy days. Many of the guests had been stricken with the gambling fever nt Palm Reach during tho winter, nnd it was for theso that the affair was given. tN"SVWNrf111V''W "' Prince, Big Barbary Lion, Mourns Mate's Death CHICAGO. Prince, tho great Bar bary lion at the Lincoln park zoo, is mourning tho death of Nollio, who long was his mate. Dismally ho paces his cage with a faraway look. Tho gontlo strokes of tho keeper on his nose pass unnoticed as are tho Juicy steaks lying on tho floor of his cage. "Ho mourns as I know ho would," said Cy Do Vry in a shaky voice. "But Nollio is burled lu a high and dry place where no ono can disturb her. She shall havo a monument a small one but still a monument." Nelllo for years was the best known animal lu tho Lincoln park zoo. She was the mother of 12G cubs. For sev eral years she had bean blind and gradually getting feebler with old ago. She was twenty-four years old. Cy Do Vry, who has hud charge of tho animals for twenty-flvo years, raised Nollio from a cub. Prince was purchased from a circus In Wisconsin on April C, 1903, for $1,. 400, and placed in tho saino cage with Nellie. They lived in harmony and happiness, tho best of "pals" for ten long years. Visitors used to smile as they gazed into cage 4 at Nellie and Prince Btrctched out on the floor sldo by side, both curiously watching tho crowds, as thoy slowly passed along. Now Prince. Is companionless. The world Is lost for him since Nellie's death, and ho is cast in gloom. For gotten are all of Nellie's bad moments when she reared In rago over hor cubs. Takes Refuge in River; W5$)mee f2& t-ti INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Samuel Lut2, i. 14.ri Bright street, stood neck deep in the chilly waters of White river near the West Washington street bridge the other morning, and shiver ing, but bold, dolled Patrolman Ro malne. "Como in and get mo If you want me," ho taunted. Patrolman Roinalno Bat down calm ly on tho bank and as calmly survey ed his prospective pilsourr. "When you como out I'll tako you," ho said. "I am in no hurry. Just talto your time." jy f Pk rrcl?'?& ryrXf lj "iE-trwsi-" C--7. VTV VVMVWVWWMW He Couldn't Bear to Disturb a Trusting Feline KANSAS CITY, MO. " and she sat in my lap all the rest of tho show," ho was saying as he emerged from a motion picture theater tho other after noon. it did sound a bit scandalous. Hut after hearing tho first part of tho story It wasn't scandalous at all. "It was a dark reel," tho narrator began, "and I must havo been a littlo drowsy. Suddenly something soft and pretty heavy came down lu my lap with a sort of 'plop.' I Jumped and wondered what was over mo. Hut It was Just a big Maltese cat. She was purring like a little sawmill and stick ing her claws Into me comfortably, thu way cats do when they nro con tented "Well, It was tho last reel on tho piogram, but when It was over that cat wan so peaceful and happy in my 'ip I cruldn't bear to upset her So 1 -at through tho whole program again, 1 '.Hly humming away to herself aud Tho play wub heavy and fast, with tho percentage nil for tho houso. Socloty matrons who had, begun their dabbling wngers in n spirit of fnn, soon became tenso and whl'o with tho strain of trying to recoup losses, nnd mon whoso faces nro prom inent on tho stock exchange, scrib bled I. O. U.'b, with wlilcit to purchaso $500 stneks of chips. Suddenly for tuno scorned to Binllo on tho players gathered about the largo ornnto rou lotto wheel. All players won heavily and other gaine.B were deserted, whllo the entlro gathering placed tholr bets on tho whirling ball. Juat ns suddenly as they had won, tho wheel began to play against them, nnd In a dozen turns tho players wore broke. Moro written promises and checks wcro accepted by tho host, and tho crowd again feverishly at tacked tho wheel. Again tim "o Ivory sphoro Bettlcd lu all points fa vorable to tho bank. Suddenly tho play wasoidcrcd stop ped by tho ringing ot r. gong, and fur thor play was refused. Tho party wore ushered to tho banquet hall, and went unwillingly and without appetite. At tho plate of each was a Bquaro white envelope, nnd within It tho exact amount that they had lost, to gether with their I. O U.'s and checks. After the dinner tho guests were again led to tho cotillion room, whero tho host directed soino mechanics to take npart ho roulette wheel. Ho showed them tho electric wires which run up thu leg of the table upon which It rcBtcd, nnd how tho slight pressuro of tho croupier's foot controlled tho ball with its metnl filling. Marked cards, loaded dice and crooked faro boxes, wero all demon strated to tho aBtounded guests, who, after tho strain of their losses, found It hard to bellevo that they had not lost their money. Once Cy De Vry almost met hla death at tho Jaws and paws of Nellie when ho entered hor cage and looked at her four new cubs' This was In 1901. For five minutes tho keeper clung to tho iron rods that formed llui i oof of tho cage while Nellie, in a rage, leaped at him three times. An assistant keeper heard hlB cries and hurried to tho animal house Just in time to drive Nellie Into a corner of the cell with a club whllo Do Vry es caped. "Nellie Is a good mother," said Cy Do Vry after the Tcscue, "but cross to men when sho has cubs. There is nothing llko a good scrap to put you on right terms with a lion, that is, unless the Hon wins. "Prince haB eaten nothing since Nel lie's death," ho haid, turning away sadly. Ono of the caretakers throw a large, Juicy stealc Into the cngc. Prlnco looked nt it, pawod it and then re sumed his mournful pacing ot his cell. Tho other lions ate the food raven ously. iSirf-W Is Driven Out by the Cold And so tho olllcer and his quarry waited. And a crowd collected and laughed. LuU stuck it out until groat black circles grew about his eyes, his lips turned a sickly blue, and his teeth chattered. Ho was too cold to try to swim across tho river. Any how, he knew the olllcer could arrive on the opposite batik as quickly as he. The arrival of Blcyelemen Long nnd llautin put an end to the comedy. Lutz capitulated and waded ashore He was locked up, charged with drunk enness and malicious trespass. Lutz tied up business in u res taunrnt kept by Mrs. Levady Chnstiiio, G23 West Washington street, when he becaino involved In an argument over his check and started a fight with the cook. Patrolman Romino interrupted, and, when Lutz ran, followed the vic tim to the river Before his departure Lutz is alleged to havo demolished tho front window of tho restaurant. smiling up at mo every now and then, confidingly. "When I did get up, finally, shi stuck her claws into my legs and em braced mo desperately. I novor snw such a frlondly cat. Speaks well for tho general public, I think, that a cat In n theater should bo so suro of a welcomo and entertainment umong strangers," Too Often True. You never miss tho levee till tho wa tcr runs high. New Orleans PJcayuue. lfllM. Helping the Little Fellow. Tho United Shoo Machinery Com pany Is tho only real obstaclo to tho formation of a shoo trust. Wo help tho Bmall manufacturer to start In business nnd kcop going. Ho could not afford to buy and caro for his ma chinos, but ho can nfford to lcaso them on tho terms wo givo him based on tho numbor of shoes ho makes an avorago of less than 2 2-3 conts a pair nnd let us keep them up to dato. That Is a fair arrangement. Somo of tho big follows don't llko our systom, becauso they think wo ought to glvo them special rates. But the little fel lows stand with us becnuso they know wo treat all manufacturers nllko no mattor how many machines thoy ubo. If It wcro not for our methods of doing business thoro would bo no small fac tories nnywhero nnd no prosperous factories in small towns. Tho United Shoo Machinery Co., Boston, Mass. Adv. Exquisite Agony. "II was, to say tho least of It," n London letter remarks, "Just a little bit awkward tlint tho electric light went out tho othor ovcnlng nt the town houso of a presumably wealthy widow who had been doing a good deal of political entertaining. Tho guests, to the numbor ot a dozen, hnd Just finished thoir boup when tho tin fortunato incident occurred. Tho scramble to find a sulllclcnt number of cnmllcH so that tho dinner might proceed was attended with n great deal of difficulty and no llltlo nnniBO ment. Tho butlor, who is described ns being n bit now to his Job, was Im mediately told to telephone to tho electric company, report the cntastro pho nnd' demand attention to the mat ter. It was a trying moment for tho guests when ho returned to the din lug room and announced In real Cock ney accent: 'Please, my lady, the gnntltuiinn what's on tho telephone sayB they sont soveral warning letters unless tho account was paid actlvo steps would havo to bo taken.' " A CLERGYMAN'S TESTIMONY. Tho Rov. Edmund Hcslop of Wig ton, Pa., sufforcd from Dropsy for a year. His limbs nnd feet woro swol len and puffed. Ho had heart flutter ing, wns dizzy and exhausted at tho least exer tion. Hands nnd feet woro cold and he had such a dragging sensa tion across tho loins that it was difflcult to movo. Aftfir nnlnc fi Rev. E. Hcslop. bQXCB of Dodd8 Kidney Pills tho swelling disappear ed and lie felt hlmsolt again. lie says ho has been benefited and blessod by tho uso of Oodda Kidney Pills. Sov oral months later ho wrote: I havo not changed my faith In your remedy slnco tho above statement wns author Iked. Correspond with Rev. E. Hcs lop nbout this wonderful romedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, COc. per box at your dealer or Dodds Medlclno Co., Iluffnlo, N. Y. ' Writo for Household Hints, nloo music of National Anthora (English and Gorman words) and re cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 ncnt free. Adv. Diplomatic Team. Cricket was IntroduTodninto a cor talm district of India' by a 'clergyman from England, who hoped 'that tho game would foster 11 manly spirit. All went well, according to tho author of "A Littlo Tour in Iudiu," the boys be cruno keen and a match was arranged with a neighboring school. Then tho clergyman gavo his team 15 rupees ($4.80) to spond "on new bats, or whatever would bon most useful." When tho dny camo, tho team turned out for the match full of quiet conn donee, but with all their old aecoutor ments. "Why," asked tho padre, "what havo you done with thoso 15 rupees I gavo you?" "Well, sir," said tho captnln, "we. thought It best to spend It all on tho uinplro." They won.i'uu v won Easy. "Is your husbaud easy to got along with?" '!' "Ensy? Why ho doesn't oven object to going to church suppors." Detroit Freo I'resB. nu. I.ADIKR CAN WKAIl HIIOKH one size smaller nftt-r using Alleu'ii Foot i;i!0, tho Antlsi-ptlc imtnlir In tie nlmkt-n In. to the stiocn. It iimki'H tlKlil r nowfnhoes frtl nigy. (Jives rent nnd comfort. Itcfuno aubntltiitcii. rur KUl-B trlnt pnckiiitr, ml dresa -Alien H. OlnuUJ. Lb Koy, N. V. Ailv. Practical. "Ho certainly touched mo with his btory of hard luck." "For how much?" Kill tho Files Now and Prevent illf.-no. A DA1HY l-'LY KILI.KR will do It. KUIs thousands. I.HStHiill sciisoii. All dealers or bIx Ecrnt oxpriiEB paid for (1. II, HUMKItS, 150 IJo ICalb Avo., Itrool.lyn, N. Y. Adv. Its Species. iy p.mol can bpeak In several languages." "I see. A Polly-glot bird " FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS RICH IN CURATIVtt QUAUTIKS FOR BACKACHE. RHEUMATISM KIDNEYS ANO tJLADDEfl OO 3:3.50 3.4 - .so AND $S - fur) 1.1. oo SHOES FOR MEN AND WOMEN BCSTB0YS SHOES In theWORLD l V 19rA ?2. 00. JJ.50 and S3. 00. The largest makers of Men's $3.50 and $4.00 shoes in the world. ''.W!?,lAfl mji.W. a-i -n W-iiii le your r i) our dealer to show oiicius aa.no. tM.oo mi MIM'4 x?ia 4. JTr-M VttrTgL lt CO linen. .Iiisl us uoixl ami wear as other lus ouiy oiiiorencn leathers.' .Ivies nnd If you could visit W. I.. l)nu;las larto facto ries ut llrooktnu. Mass.. uml sea for votirself hotv carefully W. I.. Douglas shoes aro made, would then understand wliv tli.v urn warranted lit heller, look better, ger tiiun uuy oilier W. 1 Doudits shoes are aiteii rroni me isriory ana nuoes ror every lueiiincroi i nrr.1 rust, jhisisk. lire, I'utnloc. It will show and why you can save V. I IIOIIUI.AN TAKE N( SUBSTITUTE 0n7.5sB. If PUTNAM FADELESS DYES CoWmQrermlsbrisuurandfastercolofathsnsjvyothtrdye. One 16c pacis m colors sll fibers. They dytin eold waterbetterthan any other dye. Youcn dye any tsnnent without lipping apart. Wrtta for free bookh How to Dye. Bleach and Mix Colors. MOfsBOC DHUG COMPANY. Qulnty. Il. Over-Night Relief for Constipation A Small Dose on Retiring and Yon Arc Well and Happy by Morning It Is only natural that tho slmplost of nllmcuts should bo tho most gen eral, and so wo havo a wholo nation .suffering from constipation nnd Indl Eesllon, ror tnny nro closely allied. But common as constipation is many peo ple do not seem to know thoy havo It. Thoy -will complain of heudacho, drowsiness or biliousness, all uncon scious of tho cnuso ot tho troublo. You should havo a full nnd freo movement nt lenst ojico a day. If you pasB a day you aro constipated, and tho result will bo that you will catch a cold easily or havo a moro aorlous ailment. To euro tho constipation and forestall still graver troublo tako a doso of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at night hoforo retiring nnd by morn ing relief will como, without disturb ance from Bleep or any lnconvonlonco. Legions of pcoplo use It regularly In such emergencies, somo of them form erly chroulo invalids who havo suf fered from onstlpntlon all tholr lives. Mr. A. B. Dannor, 32C Rlloy St.. Har risburg. Pa., Bays: "Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin gavo mo almost Instant relief fioin stomach nnd bowol trou blo. I now ont anything I want, and sleop well." Many others will toll you that thoy havo tried most things rec ommended for this purpoao but havo found Syrup Pepsin tho only ono al ways rcllablo. A bottle can bo obtain ed nt any drug store for fifty cents or ono dollar, tho latter Bize being bought IF HE WERE A RELATIVE Observance of Colored Man Really Offered Some Good Ideas for Worthy Reflection. An ofllclnl of one of tho departments at Washington snys that whllo going to his luncheon ono nflcrnoon ho saw a mllltnry funeral passing down Penn sylvania uvonuo. As tho pageant passed the olllclnl was standing on the cuib, hat In hnnd, nnd uutlng with Interest the reversed aruiB, tho Hag draped coflln, nnd the riderless horse behind some ouu touched him on the elbow and said: "I hope you'll ex cuse mo, boss, but would you mlu tell In' mo whothor tho dead soldier was anythln' to you?" "Why, no," answered tho official, smiling In spite ot hlmsolf, as he turned nnd beheld n solomn looking darky of perhaps sixty years or age. "Excuse mo agalni boss," continued tho negro, "but you kinder looked that sorry I thought mobbo ho was some thin to you." "Ho was a bravo soldier," answered tho oincial. Tho darky said nothing for a mo mont. Finally, with a Blgh, ho added: "Wouldn't it be gran', boss, mournin' for a man llko that, s'posln' ho was somothln' to you?" Make It Meaty. Thu author had jUBt received a note from tho editor saying ho was In need of an article, "short, snappy and meaty." "Great governor, man! Do you rea llzo what you aro asking?" cried the irato scribe, "it Is easy enough to write something short and snappy, too, no I feel Just now; but meaty meaty! Man allvol And incut nt "5 cents tho pound nnd soaring higher ovory day! You don't buppoHO I'll waste much of that ediblo radium on an nrtlclo for which I'll probably re eclvo a measly $5, do you?" Bent on Getting Money. "Whnt excuse did tho urrestod cash lor give for bolng crooked?" "He claimed ho was in strnltonod circum stances." Paradoxical Drawback. "Do you intend to mako a tour of tho big desert?" "No; I haven't got tho 'snnd.'" Many a man gets a reputation of be- Ing a "good fellow" when ho Is going to the bad. .1... 1....1 Tho nlceBt girl a joung man knows Is the ono ho Is most nfrnld of. 5 To Women Broken Down? SS Whether lt' from btiBlneis caret. S homuholj dradcery or overfrequent S clilld-bcarlntr, you neJ a ltetratlvo S Tonic ond Btrcneth-sivliuz Norvlna S and KoBUlator. MM I Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription S la recommended us inch, having bt.c- S rompoundod to net In harmony vlfi 5 woman's peculiarly dellcato and Bciul. S live organization. 2 Your Druggist Will Supply Yoj flOFIMf11 treatment 11 goi-tend to miITitIiv I I IKnl liuiuaultjr.ili.iiuoU.uUuuu.liJi I 1 I II II I IV known lo luoillcal bcluni'ii. Wniit tur w w ... .v clri'iunratuiieo. Ai!dri""iA!rllKiiii, Tin I'm tur. B... Jox ilH4, ClltJHt IIU-, lVlilin. YAMTED-Lady Agents MT, ;;.., ' L.flloitliUllj. Wrltn lor turmv uml imrllcnl i . a . HI'MULTf UIBI-INT, Oil UM lit.ii, Llilu, 111. W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 19-1913. .00 yon lu .trie. inuuen costing SJS.00 to S7 is inn nrleo. Hlioes in ml shnnes In suit nverrlio.lr. hold their shnpn and WMr iimuo lor too price. not for ssU In vour vldnllv. oMr III save in. nnaainuan i prunu aniRigs me isoiuy, si an urier., oy ' CAUTION it rite ii.r iiiii.irui ru you how to otdur byiustl, nioney on your footwear. . Ilroekton, Mash . fie thai r.uiiouk'Ui namsltstanipeu uii me ixiuoni LAS ssd k xmm. ( ' fiX V"-V"S. Vytf Vsfa&L, J 'mm -m w ww m&& ASe&atUS- JsTFAifll i ii .KVwvUjl' .00 Hr("J tOLHtii II SWI A'l TARIt rrSJff.'U I hit vi wm MitrTf -!.- tt" iUM iHjj'a P dG&Bf&to J& i-s. .i..; .in'i zi'.'Pir-i :3f $mj t ., m v ur it Mr. A. B. Danncr. by families already familiar with Itst merits. Syrup Pepsin is mild, pleasant-tost Ing, and non-griping. Mothers give It to tiny Infants, and yet It Is effective In grown-ups. It in for everyone who suffers from nny form of stomach, 1 liver or bowol trouble, constipation dyspepsia, biliousness, etc. Its action will co delight you that you will for- v over avoid harsh cathartics, purga tives, pills and salts. If no member of your family jjas over used Syrup Pepsin nnd you would like to make a personal trial of it bo foro buying It in tho regular way of a. druggist, send your address a postal will do to Dr. W. H. Caldwell, 20S Washington St., Montlcello, 111., nnd a freo camplo bottle will bo mailed you. Come Now, Own Up. "Say, father,"' said littlo Fred, "ditt you ever have another wife beside' mother?" "Why, certainly not," said the fa ther, "how do you happen to ask such, a question, my boy?" "Well, father," continued tho boy, "I saw In the old family Hi bio that you married Anno Domini, 1SS2, and I know that wasn't mother, for her name was Alary Parsons when shot wi8 n girl." Important to Nlothora Exnnilno carefully every bottle or CASTORIA, a snfo and suro remedy for Infants and children, and seo that It. Signature of 2USISfe In Uso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Cantonal Showo Vebster Wasn't Infallible. "1 looked up tho word 'brat' in the .dictionary," snys Mr, Pozozzle, "antft find it is marked Obs meaning 'obso lete.' Noah Webster wns right about a great many things, but ho never lived alongsldo the urcltlns n'oxt door to mo." When the Doctor Called. Oiacu was six years old and very 1111 Tho family doctor took hor hand to feci hor pulso. In a moment Grace raid In a whisper, "It's no use to feel'1 my wrist, doctor, tho pain is all up in my head." Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine times in ten when the liver On rislit the stomach and bowela are right CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS gently butfirmiy com pel a lazy liver do its duty. Cures Con- dilation, A'0K Miai5 and Uutreti After Eating. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Sigiiaturu 'fr&MBira OFFEMNft I m. innm .,. HR B&ab 11 FR ? "" 4FB b u isaimsh THE AMEHICAN RUSH TO WESTERN CANADA ..V- S U EAS NB Freo Ioineitouda In the noir Districts of Manltotm, tiuskuuhc- Vran and AlhertjL there hrt aro thousands o( Kres wj IlnnieMeadtiloft. ithlcti to Inn man Dinklng entry In S Ti-ura 1 1 nm nlll bo u irum l.v to r.'I per i 'J lies o lands uro ndnntnl to crnlu gronlns and cattlo rultlng. EXCELIEST nAIMUT riClUTIES In many cntei the rnllvtayi In Cnnuil.t imvo ln-en built in ad vance it settlement, and In u elinrl time thoro Mill not no a settler wliu need to tuoro than tunortuQltro miles from a lino ut rMlUray. imilwar llatex aro leuuluti-u lijr lioTcrniEcnc Com nilutluu. Social Comlltlomi Tho American hrltlcrlsalhoma In Wenlnrn Cumida. lleUnutu Ktrunuerln a atranso land, bav ins nearly a million of hH own pooplo already BDttlcdthcro. If on ilcsl ro to k nun why the eon ultltmof trmCnradlnnHettlerU I no. p.'i.us arilo and accl lot lletuiuro, ralos, etc., to J. H. Mjdjd'A Orntr 513, Vt(rta.i, S..D. E.A, CUim, 315 Jlsi St,Sl. fill. Him. Canadian Qovornmcnt'Agents. or nddrnts 8iiiorliitinuliiit of liiiiiilcrutluii, Ottuwu, Cmic.. Sioux City Directory- "Hub of tho Northwest." -NS--WV I'. 1'. IKII.T.AKJtSON, l'rlntcjrs, '117 fourth rilrvot, rllotix City, Iowa. rib RUBBER STAMPS, SEALS, STENCILS 1 of all knils. Iljilnc Hiamns, Marklnir Out- l His, Uti. WrIU) or call fur nuat you wane l'llll lli:.-T SKKVKlK SHU' Live Stock CtiinmlBalon merchants at 01OUX CITY. Ohtauao of Kanaam Cj ,Vuto riniiiu 4141 Iowa l'hono 1518- t M2.l McQee Hefner Brothers Livs Stock Commission Merchants; i,.V.r,.'!l,.,,"'Per- w- H- AlcOee, Cattlo Salesmen. I). 11. Dryden. llo2 and Bbeep rlulesmn. ltoooi VW. HicbangeUldj., Sioux Clty.la. HcloroacafumUbei M. SL L. DENTISTS 421 4th Street Sioux City, la. Oold or Porcelain Crowua ti.OOj Bridge Work, itr tooth W.IW. I'alnleaa Eitractlou. All work irituruulrfd. Ucst ciutii)rd Dental ORlcea In Hlour Cilr- iiWmm A':Af rfc mwt v.ia "3lf'9 ' i :. - &tam.:j:r j$mvi aira th tJflPr8& nnoTFtfc feMp KITTLE , i , M&3 wi&m i vrv'nLMirifi'aas J 4S.P ZX' A iWJ f rmifi.B, w" sdmssm iw ( JDJl mm MJuMuflLp X v