&!&?- J-I - fcl ' .- . 1 ,5pPIWGHIlM mm 3MI War Is Started When Elopers Cheat Gypsy "Dad" INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Tho elopo ment and probable marriage of Ellz nbeth Mitchell, prottloat daughter of Harry Mitchell, head of the camp of gypuios wintering near tho state fair grounds, and Mitchell Stevens, "sport and high flier" of the camp, has thrown the trlbo Into a ferment that promises disruption. The gypsies called on Captain Holtz of tho dotec tlvo department the other, day In a vain endeavor o learn something of the whereabouts of the missing couple. A warrant for the arrost of Stevens has been issued. A flst light between the brother of tho accused youth and the father of the missing girl was narrowly avert ed In the detectives' offices. The gypsy customs relating to mar riage have been grossly violated and the younger members of tho camp threaten to rebel and establish an in dividual camp. According to tho gyp sy law $1,000 1b none too small an amount for the beauty of the camp, so Harry Mitchell, the father, was much chagrined. Stevens, the "Amer icanized" lad, who disappeared with Mitchell's daughter, without the pay ment of to cent for the prize of the "Stick Out Your Tongue," CHICAGO. "Stick out your tongue." was the command Paul Turner, saloonkeeper, Western and Ogden avenues, received. It wasn't Turner's doctor that Issued the order, but a couple of young men who wero overparticular regarding the manufacture of gin fizzes they had ordered. Turner's tongue stuck tight to tho roof of his mouth when tho demand was backed up by two magazine guns in the hands of tho fastidious young drinkers. Then Turner's tongue pro truded from his mouth In amazement. "Stick it further out," camo the de mand in quick, insistent tones, "and keep it out or you'll get this" this being a wave of one of tho guns. Turner's tongue stuck out liko that of a dog on a hot day. His eyes also stuck far out from their accus tomed place when one of tho young men walked behind the bar and ap propriated all of tho money in tho cash register and then took a roll of bills from his pocket. "You look warm." said one of the men to Turner. "You had better step in here and cool off." With that they escorted him to the ice box, thrust liim in and locked the door. It was the latest thing in hold-ups. Thoro was no "hold up your hands" in It. The youthful robbers proceed New York Women in Crusade to Rid .City of Rats (GetoutO x-X NEW YORK. A war on rats on a scalo hitherto never attempted Is mow being planned hero In an effort to make this tho country's first rat less city by exterminating tho rodents which, aside from their Inroads on tho health of the city, cause through their depredations property losses which are estimated at moro than $5,000,000 yearly. While this city has long realized the need of a Pled Piper, the rats un til now havo been little molested, so that experts now declare that tho local rat population Is the largest in tho country. It Is of course Impos sible to estimate the number of ro dents accurately, but It is held that the city harbors at least 10,000,000 of them. Curiously enough tho war on rats Is not to be undertaken by the city au thorities, but by an organization of women who propose to enlist in their fight of extermination tho assistance VWSVVIAVVWVWSAiVAIVIVHVV City Kail Clock Has ST. LOUIS, Mo. Hearken all ye angered wives. It was all tho fault of the City Hall clock, honest to goodness It was. That clock deceived and betrayed hubby about the lateness of tho hour. Of course, his excuse sounded ridicu lous, but ho was telling the truth for once. As a clock proper, that timekeeper over our legislative halls Is eminently respectable and reliable. It Is only when it entors tho declamatory field that bitter things aro said regarding its Integrity. After It deceived tho populaco with great Irregularity, it becomes good nnd behaves for a short tlmo beforo again falling into error. That Is Just what that erratic old timepiece did the other day. Three weeks ago, after this clock struck thirteen, when It should havo Btruck one, It waB Investigated and ad monished to behave better in tho fu ture. Until early tho other morning it obeyed and it proclaimed ttjo proper hour at tho proper tlmo. nut at tho precise hour tho Sunday lid went on, tho clock started on a npreo. When ono o'clock arrived that Kay deceiver hammered out twelve strokes. At two o'clock, twelve more camp, Is his avoked enemy. Never again will Mitchell bo bo easily swin dled out of his rightful dues by n young "upstart" like Stevens. Stevens, tho "upstart" has a worthy champion, howevor, in his brother, Alonzo Stevens, big, husky, broad shouldered and second only to Mit chell In tho eyes of tho women of tho camp. Stevens stoutly defends his brother Mitchell, defying the wrath of Harry Mitchell, the nominal hoad of tho camp by vlrtuo of his wealth and his ten daughters, all of whom are exports at fortune telling. Tho men thrashed out their differences beforo Captain Holtz. "You owa da tousand dol," yelled Mitchell, shaking his flst at the de fender of tho namo of Stevens, whoso young brother had broken all-the tra dition's of his race. "Glv-a mo da tou sandl" he repeated in high dudgeon. Stovons merely shrugged his shoul ders and smiled. "How do you know they aro mar ried?" ho asked. "Prove they aro married." The old head of tho camp was stumped. He does not know whero tho couple Is, but said he was sure thoy aro married. According to tho gypsies story the younger Stevens carefully planned to swindle the old man, requesting a con tract sworn to beforo a notary, for the sale of the daughter for $1,000 Dut the wily head of tho house knew that under the laws of tho state, which forbid tho "sale" of a woman, the con tract would bo void and ho refused. The elopement followed. Demands Hold-Up Man ed on the same theory that (he veter inary surgeon uses when yhe places a "twist" on a horse's upper lip. As long as tho "twist" Is on the lip the horse thinks of nothing else. As long as Turner's tongue was hanging out he could not call for help and neither could he think of any other way of thwarting tho designs of the robbers. Meanwhllo In tho living rooms up stairs Mrs. Turner was tapping tap ping on a water plpo that runs down through the saloon. That was the signal for Turner to come up to hl3 broakfasU The "ham and" was get ting cold and so was Turner. Mrs. Turner came down to Investigate and found her husband nearly frozen In tho Ice box. He managed to get his tongue back far enough in his mouth to say to his wifo: "Well, what do you know about that?" of all those on whom the rat is now inflicting financial loss. They nro not yet ready to open their campaign, but when thoy are they will undoubtedly be aided by merchants, hotel men, keepers of restaurants, owners of buildings and store keepers who suf fer losses of millions of dollars annu ally from tho depredations of tho ro dents. As an example of tho condition of affairs now existing one downtown restaurateur states that the rats cost htm several thousand dollars a year in spoiled foodstuffs nnd tho wages of ex terminators. So rapidly has the damage which they Inflict been Increasing that It Is now recognized that tho only efficient protection Is to bo found In an organ ized warfaie which shall have for its object the achievement of a ratless city. Denlors In one of the city's largest markets report that tho placo is so overrun at night with rats that it is necessary to turn loose tho largest possible number of their natural ene mies. In the war which Is now being planned by tho women it is proposed to make oxtenslve use of ferrets, since they have come to bo regarded as tho most effective agency In freeing the city from the great financial loss which tho rats now exact every year. It Midnight Five Times W&PM were sent forth and tho same thing happened at threo and four o'clock. Naturally hubby was fooled and thought It only midnight. Ho might bo out yet If that clock had not changed tactics. At seven o'clock twenty-throe booming strokes went forth, and It entlroly forgot eight o'clock. Later In the day It went back to first principles and again struck twelvo on each hour. Then it got tired of the whole busi ness and simply quit on the Job. Cobblers' Wax. Shoomakers' and cobblers' wax Is mado by molting together tho best Swedish pitch and tallow in a vessel over tho flro. Tho quantity of tallow must bo determined by experiment Holl into balls. Tho right kind 01 pitch Is of a brown color when broken. WMXSRSMKttrr SFMi!llSiV'VrikSi Ttx YARD FARMER Interesting Pointers on Garden ing for, the City Man or Subgrbanitc. WHAT TO PLANT AND WHEN Advice by an Expert on Agricultural Matters Raising Poultry and Fruit Rotation of Crops Ridding' Lawn of Pests. Sy PROF. JOHN WILLARD BOLTE. When other things aro equal, prob ably tho safost form of ngrlculturo for tho Inexperienced city man to tako up Is a combination ot poultry nud fruit. Tho logic back of this choice Is sim ple, and, wo bollovo, sound. Chickens will thrlvo nud produce profitably undor proper management In every Bectlon of this country. Thoy are hardy and stand nbuso well, while the amateur Is learning tho ropes. Small capital Is required to mako n start, and they multiply rapidly In fact, a shrewd old Yankeo, "down In Maine," Is credited with starting a successful poultry farm by borrowing a setting hen from ono neighbor and a setting of eggs from nnothor. After tho chicks wero hatched ho kept tho hen until she had laid a sotting of eggs nnd then returned both, thereby discharging his debts without ex ponsc. Any sort of well drained land will do for chickens. About all ono man can look after profitably Is 1,000 hens and their offspring, and ho can count on a dollar profit por hen each year. In small flocks tho profits often run much higher per hen. Housing 1,000 hens In colony houses holding 100 hens to tho pen will cost from $2,500 to $5,000, depending upon the material and tho location. Dy scattering thoso houses over a ten aero tract of land thoro will bo no need of Inside fences nnd tho flocks will keep separate. Dy planting this ten acres of good apples, provided It is located in an applo growing region, and handling same according to com mercial orchard methods, ono can mako tho land do doublo duty. It Is known now that proper location and handling will secure a crop ot apples ovory year. The secret is this: 1 Spray trees properly. 2 Prune trees properly. 3 Keep tho ground cultivated all summer. 4 Pinch off all but one of the green npples from 'each fruit spur as soon as they set. 5 Uso heaters during late frost. The third item keeps tho wnter In the soil, and tho apples stay on the tree3 Instead of blowing off. The fourth rule Is ono of tho most Im portant, as It evens up tho strain on tho tree and while the yearly crop will be smaller than tho natural crop one year and larger the. next, It will cost lessto handlo and the fruit will bo much better In form, size and color, and It will bring In more money. Such un orchard will bring In from $300 to $C00 a year per acre, and tho coBt of handling will not exceed $75. It will take from six to ten years to bear profitably. Sot tho trocs out In 50 foot squares, Between them set dwarf fruit trees in 50 foot squares. Tho dwarfs will bear quickly and aro to be taken out when tho largo trees bear. Tho ground under and betweon tho trees should bo planted to a rota tion of hoed crops, like potatoes, corn, root crops, garden crops, etc. Succession of Garden Crops. Our springtime enthusiasm starts the garden off In great shape and we plant some radishes and lcttuco and pea3. Later on we find time to plant corn, cucumbers and tomatoes. The class of vegetables which may go Into tho ground very early Is likewise har vested very early. There Is a big gap betweon this early harvest and tho tlmo ot green corn and red tomatoes, yet wo havo to work Just as hard dur ing this hungry period as If wo wero gottinc a bounteous yield. Why not plan tho varieties of vege tables and their planting tlmo so as to secure a continuous nnd ample sup ply of good, fresh green things? It's Just as easy aB any other method of garden management, and it's much moro satisfactory. Instead of having only half of your garden working after the early vegetables arc gone, plan to put In other crops on tho same ground bo that tho succession will be almost unbroken Tho systematic rotation of farm crops Is an absolute necessity, in or der to secure maximum yields, and to keep down pests, Various crops have entirely different effects on tho soil, pome taking moro of ono elomont, oth ers feeding heavily on another. The legumes, such as clover and alfalfa, are heavy feeders, but thoy possess tho peculiar faculty of transferring ni trogen from tho air to the soil, and this makes them our most valuable class of plants, without question, Gar den peas and beans belong to this family. j Potatoes and root crops, on tho other hand, add nothing and uso up a very great amount of plant food. Other plants vary in proportion and It is necessary to mako frequent changes of tho location of a crop in order to avoid using up all of any ono element of plant food. The problem ot diseases und pests Is a serious ono, particularly In tho east. After a certain related class of plants, like potatoes and tomatoes, havo been grown on tho samo land for a couplo of seasons, It becomes In fected with their enemies and tho only way to get rid of thorn Is to starvo them out by using tho land for a dif ferent class of plants, such as tho various cucurbits cucumbers, pump kins, squash, gourds and melons. It Is Impossible to lay down any set "y In which to nchlovo tho best ro tflts. Wo all havo different Ideas and astcs and this department must bo ttaitaned with calling attention to rather general principles, leaving all details to bo worked out by tho In dividual. Ground which has boon used for tho early cropti can then be planted to lato corn or cucumbers. Dy train- lng tomatoes nnd cucumbers on sup ports, n much smaller amount of ground will produce tho crop. Many combinations can bo worked out to fit your parMculnrscrdlis1 and tho main result to be achieved Is to keep all of your garden working all of tho tlmo, Movo the crops around from year to year so as to glvo tho soil a chance to recuperate Whero a number of successive plantings nro doslrabloj-aa with pens, It Is nn excellent plan to plant n third or fourth crop between tho rowB of tho first crop as soon as the peas havo been picked. Lawn Pests. Prompt action and thorough, Intelli gent treatment Is necossary to kill lawn pests and rid your sod ot theso undesirable occupants. Tho dandelion Is tho most notorious of our lawn pests. The first fow days of warm growing weather will bring out Its glowing blossoms and no hard winter seems to diminish Its optimism or energy. There will bo moro of them than last year. Thoro always aro. Tho richer tho soil and tho flnor tho place, tho more dandelions hero will be. Unllko other weeds, which can bo crowdod out by heavily feeding th? grass, tho dandollon responds to such treatrnont even moro nobly than does tho grass. It ifl directly comparable to somo of our public servants, whoso extraordinary abilities could be pro ductive of so much good If applied In tho proper direction. True, tho dandollon servos tho pur poso of calling many householders out of doors into tho healing sp'ring sun shine, who would otherwise stay in doors. Its first blossoms bring real Joy to the small boy and salad to the railroad section hand, but tho man with tho lawn mower loves It not. Awny with it. Wo can banish It If wo will. Tho best method of eradicating dan delions from sod Is to keep tho grnss cut closely during the dandollon sea son, remove it and burn It, and spray the lawn every ten dayB or oftonor with a solution of copperas, or sul phate of iron, as it is moro properly called. This costs about threo cents a pound and can be secured from druggists or seed Btorcs. Dissolve three-quarters of a pound In n gallon of water and spray the dandelion plants thoroughly. An ordinary sprin kling can will get results, but It is much better to uso n sprayer that throws a vory fine mlst-llko spray. Uso It whllo tho sun Is shining on the plants. It will get practically all of the dan delion leaves and blossoms. No dam age will be done to tho glass, nsldo from blackening tho tips. Digging dandelions out Is practical ly Impossible, but this spraying scheme Is very effective. Plantains and other weeds must bo pulled and burnod boforo they blos som. Ants nre best destroyed by pouring a little carbon bisulphide In each hole and covering It with earth so that tho fumes cannot escape Tho best way to kill moles Is with special mole traps. Anglo worms aro beneficial to a lawn unless present in great numbers. Carbon blsulphldo will kill them, too. Cut worms nro destroyed by soaking tho Infected area with a solution of arsenate of lead, ono pound to a bar rel of wator. Their presence is indi cated by patches of dead grass. Tho little white worms will bo found among the grass roots. Legumes Add Nitrogen. At tho Rhode Island Btatlon n five year pot experiment with different legumes was conducted to ascertain the amount of nitrogen secured from the air during 'the growth of tho legumes In a light, gravelly soil, without the addition of nitrogenous manure, but with optimum amounts of other manures. It was found that tho approximate gain during five years with cowpeas and soy beans and with vetch, which was grown al ternately with each, was a ton of nit rogen per acre, about soven-tenthB of which was contained In tho 25 tons of moisture-free summer crops re moved, and the remainder In tho soil itself. Tho following facts should bo taken Into consideration: Tho soil In tho pots was 10 Inches deep, some what deeper than tho surface soil in many localities; the winter vetch wae grown In a heated greenhouse. Improper "liking. Tho futuro of ni'.ny a promising cow has been ruined by Improper milk ing soon after calving. The dairy cow bus been abnormally developed to produce large quantities of milk, con sequently certain of her organs, such as tho mammary glands, havo be come greatly enlarged nnd weakened just beforo and after calving, duo probably to the snvetlng of large quantities of milk. Tho art, or science, whlchover wo may call It, of milking may bo attained by only thoso who are willing to make . study of each individual cow, of her disposi tion, dulry temperament and physical condition. Wlfey's Device. A Canoy man received sovcral let ters threatening his Ufo In caso ho was seen on tho streets at night. As a consequence ho didn't vonturo out after sundown. Postofllco inspectors discovered that tho letters had been written by tho man's own wife It was a way she devised of keeping him homo nights, Kansas City Journal. Catch Phrase for the Drunkard. An excellent catch phraso for the suspected drunkard comes from a tee totaler on Stratford on-Avon. "Ho put his hands Into his lirltlsh breeches pocket." You may find that sentence In "Jane Eyre." Dut tho most strenu ous abstainer would find It a llttjo dif ficult of pronunciation. London Chronicle. Superstitious Burglars. Tho English burglar Is fond of a talisman and pins his faith to a lump of coal, breaking up ouo ploco and adapting another with undiminished trust when ho does happen to got cap tured whllo carrying It. Often tho lump of coal is produced in court us part of tho contents of tho prl,ohorB pocket. OH! MY BACK! A stubborn bnckacho that hangs on, week after weak, is cause to suspect ltldnoy trouble for when tho kidneys Are inflamed and swol len, bonding tho back brings a shnrp twlngo that almost takes tho breath nwny. It'a hard to work and just as hard to rest or sleep. Doan'n Kidney Pills rovlvo slug gish kldnoyB rcllovo congested, aching kidneys. Tho proof Is nn amazing collection of backache testimonials. AN IDAHO CASE I O. 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The Man Who Put the E E s In F E E T Look for This Trade-Mark l'io tureonthe Label when buying; ALLEN'S F00TEASE The Antlsentlc rowiler for Ten. Li Trjt-Miuic. iter. Aching l'est. Sold every where, Mc. Snninle I'KKIt. Address, ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Lc Roy, N, V. Explaining the Needle. A typesetter in a printing houso be camo very adroit In explaining the lnrgo number of mlHprlntB for which ho was responsible. Even when ho changed his work and becamo a wait er In a restaurant, says Das Echo, his skllj did not forBako him. Ono day ho had served a guest with n pinto of soup, and was turning away, whon he was culled back sharply. "This is an outrage! " cried tho In dignant diner. "1 llnd a needle in my soup! What docs this mctui?" "Just a misprint, sir," explained the former typesetter. "It hhould have been n noodlo." Youth's Companion. Counter-Thrust. "A vory good retort!" said Senator Lodge in an argument in this city over tho Immigration bill. "A very good retort Indeed! It romlnds mo of Weeks. "Weoks nnd his wifo wero quarreling- Wooks, with a hard, scornful laugh, 'you acted like a fish out of water.' "Weeks sighed. " 'But a vory cleverly landed fish,' ho said, in a musing volco," Lamentable Ignorance. Mrs. Knllei" Cooks aro such Ignor nnt things, nowadays. Mrs. Justwed Aren't thoy? Thoy can't do tho sim plest thingH. I asked mlno to mako somo Bweotbreudu the other day and sho said alio couldn't. McCall's Maga zine. FLY TO PIECES. Tho Effect of Coffee on Highly Organ ized People. "I havo been a coffco user for years, and about two years ago got into a very serious condition of dyn pepsla and indigestion. It seemed to mo I would fly to pieces. I was so nervous tlutt at tho least nolso I was dlBtrosscd, and many times could uol straighten myself up because of the pain." Tea 1b Just as injurious, because it contains caffeine, tho uamo drug found in coffco. "My physician told mo I must not eat anv heavy or strong food, nud or dered a diet, giving mo soma medi cine. I followed directions carefully, but kept on using coffco and did not get any hotter, "Last winter my husband, who was awny on business, had Postum served to him in tho family whero ho board ed. Ho liked It bo well that whon ho camo homo ho brought somo with him. Wo began using it and I found it moBt excellent. 1 "Whllo I drank it my stomach never bothered mo in tho least, and I got over my mrvouB troubles. When tho Postum waB gono wo returned to cof fee, then my stomach began to hurt ao as beforo, and tho nervous con ditions camo on again. "That showod mo exactly what waB tho causo ot tho wholo troublo, so I quit drinking coffoo altogether and kopt on using Postum. Tho old trou bles left again and havo novor re turned." "There's a reason," and it is explain ed in tho llttlo book, "Tho Road to Wellvillo, in pkgs. I2er rend (lie nbuve letter f A new one uppeura (rum time to time. Ther ure creuulne, true, nnd full of Iiuuinu Interest. s & , Mr'- C Vxr y ? a 9 rtWrV FLOWERS IN THE HOUSEHOLD Simple Methods That Will Keep Them Allvo, Fragrant, and a Pleasure for Many Days. To mako flowcm lant a, wcok or more, four things nro neceusary. First, do not try to nrrnugo them tho mo ment you get them, but put them in a pall of water for a few hours, so that ovcry stem will bo under water up to tho flowor. Second, elennso tho vnso thoroughly beforo putting In tho flow ers and chnngo tho wnter every day Third, tho cooler you keep the flowers tho longer thoy will last, it you nro too busy In tho morning to enjoy them or have to go out for tho afternooti, do not leavo them In tho living-room, for thoy nro not used to such n tempera lure, Every night put tho nso In a cool place, or better still, plunge tho stoma up to tho flowers In a pall ot water. Fourth, cut about a. quarter of an Inch o(T each Btcm In tho morning. It Is mora troublo to do this under water, but It pays. If you cut tho steniB In tho ordinary wny air bubbles nut Into tho stems and Impede tho tak ing In of wnter. Delineator. ARCTIC SKEPTICISM. "Did you boo tho Janitor?" "Yes. I told him it was as cold in our flat us at tho north polo." "Whnt did ho Bay?" "Ho merely looked supercilious and asked for my proofs." Queer Ironing. A writer In tho Wide World maga zine says that the most curious Bight 10 saw at Cairo was men ironing lothes with thior feet! The men vorn omployed In tho native tailoring Htabllshments. Except for tho long handle, tho irons worn Rhnped llko tho ordlnnry lat-lron, only larger. A solid block 3f wood rested on tho top of tho Iron, md on this tho men placed ono toot, gilding tho Iron In the desired direc tion by means of tho hnndlo. For the ako of convenience, Ironing boards wero raised only a few Inches from ho ground, and, however atrango tho method mny seem to us, the work was done very well and very expedi tiously. , His Deceased Relative. Mrs. Uoynton noticed that her col ored gardenur wn wearing, mourning clothes. "I bl'o you havo met with a loss, Henry," sho said, glancing at tho bund of crape on his hat "Yes, mn'am," was tho roply. "Was It a near or a distant rela tive?" inquired tho lady. "Well, kind o' distant," said Henry. " 'bout twonty-flvo mllo, ma'am." " Profound Criticism. Kin Hubbard, tho Indiana humorist ono of them, tlint Is to Bay onco wan assigned to cover a performance ot "Uncle Toin'B Cabin." Hubbard had hlB brainchild, old "Abo Martin," roport tho play. This was thocrltlquo: " 'Uncle Toin'B Cnbln played down t' Melodcou hall las' night. Tli' doga wn3 good, but they had poor support." Evorybody'a Magazine. Its Plage. "Whore Bhall wo put UiIb sleepy hollow chair?" 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