Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, April 04, 1913, Image 2
m III l?t I :n DAKOTA CjTY HERALD JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. DAKOTA CITY, - NEBRASKA LUCKILY WAS NOT SQUEAMISH American Visitor In London Got His Shave and Added Good Story ' to His Collection. The barbor'B parlor Is not nearly bo common In London ns In American cities. An American tourist was look ing about for n placo to get shaved and on ono of tho sldo streets found a placo which bad somo of the window ovidoncos of a barber shop. When ho stepped insldo ho found a young man leisurely reading tho morning paper. Tho placo was small and thero was only ono barber's chair. "Can I get a shave?" said tho Amer ican. "Yes, sir, I can shavo you," said thd young man. Tho American proceeded to get him Bolt comfortable in tho chair when tho young man Bald: "Would I be putting you to too much troublo, sir, If I Bsked. yon to Ho down on your bnck on this couch, olr, instead of' sitting up In tho chair? I am suro I can inako a bettor Job of it, sir, and It will bo qulto as comfortablo for you, sir." The American was lazy enough to comply without protest and tho shav ing oxerclses procoeded very comfort ably. When tho barbor had finished and had received his slxpcnco tho American Hald. "Would you mind toll ing mo why you prefer tho couch to the chair?" "It's just this way, sir," Bald tho young man. "I'm not tho regular har bor hero, but tho proprietor, and wo bavo qulto a trade In shaving corpses, elr, and I am out nearly all tho tlmo doing this work and I sort of got out of the hang of nhavlng In n chair, sir; and I beg your purdon, but I hope you don't mind, sir." "Tho American didn't mind. It was worth it, for ho has already told tho story a thousand times. Absent-Minded Professor. In a Washington club a mombor ot tho sonata started to light a cigar, bu became so engrossed in somo other thought that ho forgot tho burning match In his hand until tho flames reached his fingers. Whereat Attorney General Wickorsham smiled. "A caso ot absent mlndedncBB," he remarked, "that reminds mo of tho ex perience of a certain professor. Ono evening on returning homo to dtnner tho professor was mot at tho door by bis wlfo, who led him into the houso with' a roprovlng glanco. " 'Do you know, John,' said she, Just b llttlo poutfully, 'that you went away this morning without kissing mo good by?' " 'You don't roally mean it?' return ed tho professor. 'You must bo mis taken,' " 'Oh, no, I'm not,' declared tho good woman. 'Not a Hlnglo kiss did you glvo too.' '"la that so, responded tho profes , sor, with & thoughtful expression, -then who in tho douco did I kiss?' " Rainfall In United States. Most of tho rainfall of tho United States comes from cyclonic worms weeping across tho country toward tho east, according to definite routes, according to tho tlmo of year. But in past times thero has been a shift ing of tho groat climatic zones, de scribed in tho current liullotln ot tho Amorican Qeographlcal society by Ellsworth Huntington. In tho caso ot Mexico, Mr. Huntington finds an ex planation for tho magnificent ruliiB of an ancient civilization In tho donna forests of Yucatan by referonco to tho shifts in tho area, of those cyclonic storms, which caused tho troptcal for ests to overrun tho formerly drier and habitable lands. Possibly With Reason. Company was calling, and mamma, who had been compelled to rotlro to hor room, to chango hor gown, sent her llttlo girl down to entertain tho lady. Tho child took hor placo on a stool, nursing hor knee, and talking qulto volubly. Whon proaontly tho conversation laggod, tho llttlo girl Tacked hor brnln, then with a sudden Btroko of inventive nalveto, sho look up, saying: t "My nnmo'a Helen. Yes, ma'am, and sometimes they call mo Hr for short." Necessary. Tho bishop was examining a class of girls. "What's tho best preparation for entering tho stato of matrimony 7" ho asked. "A little courting, sir," was the re ply of a slmplo-looking girl. P. I. P. Awful! Kitty Why aro you so glum, dear? Marie Jack mado an awful throat last night whon I rejected him. Kitty What? To shoot himself? Mario Oh, worBo than that. Ho aid ho'd never proposo to mo again. Rapped. "Didn't you think he had a rapt look on his faco whllo ho was talking to hor last night?" "Yea, and ho had a rapped look on ono oyo after ho had mot her sweet heart lator In tho ovonlng." Bull and Bear Gavotte, "You havo nover Buffered from finan cial reverses?" "No," replied Dustln Stax, "Plnanco la like dancing. When tho market turnaround and goes tho other way frou must revorao with it." 8he Had Help. Glbbs So your wlfo quarroled with you. , I thought you said sho waa blind to your faults. Dlbbs Sho was blind to them, all right, but sho wasn't deaf and tho neighbors posted her. Preserving nn Industry. "Thero haven't boon any automo hllos violating tho epeod limits for more time, a week," said tho con table. "Whnt'H wo do?" "Arrange to lower thy speed limit " jwplfcid thajhprlffj. WEARS DIVORCE HAT Unkisscd Wife Appears in Court With Odd Bonnet, Husband of Mrs. Teresa E. Deems Says, However, Osculation Was No Novelty, and Will Still Pay Alimony. Baltimore. Not satisfied with being known tho country over as tho "un kisscd" wlfo, Mrs. Teresa E Deems, 1008 William street, has originated the "divorce bonnet." Sho nppcared in circuit court No. 2 to testify against her husband In hor suit for a divorce nccompanled by two of hor frlonds who aro also seeking divorces and who woro bonnets exactly like that of Mrs. Deomu. Mrs. Deems said tho bonnet which sho woro was with tho consent of her two companions, who decided to como Into court In them. Sho culls them divorce bonnets. Tho other two women seeking di vorces are Mrs. Gcrtrudo Lelbold, who resides at tho Deems homo, and Mis. Margaret Mlllor, 1 East Barney street, who is a cIobo friend of Mrs. Deems and Mrs. Lelbold. Tho bonnets of tho trio wcro of tho poko design and trimmed on tho edgo with pink ribbon, with two rosettes on tho side. This bonnet Just 'shows tho faco, tho head and ears bolng cov ered, making it impossible to toll whether tho wearer Is a blonde or a brunette. Mrs. Deems, who beenmo noted throughout tho country by her state ment that sho had never been klssCd In her life, oven in her eight years of married llfo, said sho succumbed to tho pleading of hor sovcn-year-old son two weeks ago and allowed him to kiss her. The first kiss, sho said, was de lightful, but no man will over kiss hor. Her husband, William Deems, 1327 Scott street, who was In court to an swer his wife's suit, declared that ho had kissed hor moro'n a thousand times, and that ho could have Waned his father-in-law had ho so desired. Mrs. Margarot Miller Is suing her husband, Leroy Miller, 1124 Hill street, for an absolute divorce and Mrs. Lie bold Is suing her husband, William Lelbold, 114 Roseland street, for tho samo separation. Whon asked why they all woro tho Bamo bonnets Mrs. Dooms said: "Theso aro tho dlvorco bonnets, and wo mado them ourselves, We all agreed to wear them to court, ns Mrs. Lelbold and Mrs. Miller will bo wit- COUNT WEDDED U. S. GIRL Prefect of Italian Royal House Dying Loss of Memory Cost Mrs. Cleve land Talk With Queen Helena. - Rome. Ono of the last links of the present with tho reign or King Hum bert m, it la fcarod, about to be brok en, and ono of tho highest positions In the Italian court nbout to bo mado va cant. It is probablo that when this roaches America Count Ceuare Glunotti will have gone to his long rest. Count Ola nottl many years ago, whon ho was known ns "hnndsomo Cossaro," mar ried an Amorican, Miss Kinney, who has nover forgotten her native land and haa nlwayn boon distinguished for klndnesB to hor compatriots. "Handsome Cesaro" gained ono hon or after nnothor, until, ns tho Intimate friend of King Humbert, ho was made Mrs. Preston. grand master of coromonleB at tho cout. When King Humbert waa mur dered hU boii, tho present king, gavo his father's old friend a moro import ant post, that of prefect of tho royal houao. Through him wont nil tho ap plications for audleuces, so whoovor met tho king owed It to Count Glnnot tl. His wife did hor part in a social way. Their two daughters murrled Italian noblemen. In lato years Count Glnnottl was obliged gradually to abandon his oITi clal duties, and somo piquant Btorlos are recounted duo to his loss of mem ory. For instance Mra. Grovor Cleve land, uow tho wlfo of Profoaaor Pres ton, waa not bo long ago In Homo, and tho American ambassador, then Mr. TOY "BAG" GOES 200 MILES Message Small Balloon Carried From San Francisco Finally An swered. San Francisco, Cal. A toy balloon, with a message attached, reuched tho end of a loug Journoy perhaps tho longoat on record for Its size whon it went to smash on tho barbed wlro fenco ot a farm near Chlco. The llt tlo gas bag wnn unleashed on tho root ot tho Chronicle building by Allan IAll- 1. " Vi ivSt f ! iiBABBBFl MRS-DAVID lVngstone's monument BBiBBBr .L''iHBBBBiBHilBEy'-2ut'' -x.; X-v 'iWtf- Hbr "4BBiBlH3MB) Mary Moffat Livingstone, tho wife of David Livingstone, tho African explorer and missionary whoso centenary was celebrated March 19, was tho daughter of David Moffat, who spent 64 years as a missionary In Africa. Sho died at Shupanga Houso April 27, 18G2, and this monument on tho Zam besi In Afrlcn marks tho placo whoro her body is interred. nesses for me and I for them during tho trial of their cases." Tho three women attracted much attention In tho courthouso, as the bonnets wcro striking, and when it be como known that tho trio were seek ing divorces from thoir husbands passers-by could bo heard to say: "That is the divorce bonnet." Mrs. Deems said she liked tho bon net and It rather becomes her, as tho Lolshman, wished her to meet Queen Helopa. Ho mado an application to Count Glnnottl, which, In tho ordinary courso of things, given Mrs. Clovo land'B position, would have boen an swered In tho nmrmatlve within 48 hours. Tlmo passod and no nnswor camo. Tho ambassador became an noyed nnd Mrs. Cloveland loft here for America. Somo tlmo afterward tho application was found on the count's deak, where ho had laid It after rending It and whoro It had become burled under mountains of papers, many of which probably were Just as Important, that had also boon forgotten. PAPERS WALL WITH PHOTOS Only Ono of the Complaints Made by a Wife In Her Petition for Divorce. Wont Duluth. Arthur Llndsey, Stovenaon, Central avenuo saloonkeep er, did not milt tho fnncy ot IHb young wlfo, Anna Harriet Stevenson, whon ho papered tho walla of their living room with picture post cards and lovo notes received from former sweet hearts and othor women unknown to hor. Sho cnllod It cruolty when sho told hor atory to Judgo Debcll In tho dlvorco court. Tho court granted her a dlvorco with nllmony. StoYODBon, defendant In tho caso, is thlrty-threo years old and Is well known at West Duluth, having been engaged In tho anloon business thero ORIGIN OF THE Term Now So Common In Politics Traced to a Race In Tennessee a Number of Years Ago. Springfield, MntsB. Tho political torm "dark horso" Is believed to have had Its origin In the following clrcum Btnnces: In tho last century thoro lived In TcnncsBco a "chnracter" named Flynn, nn elderly person who dealt In hoiBes. Flynn gonerally con trived to own a speedy nog or two for racing purposes It, ho could arrange for "a good thing" during his pere grinations throughout tho sjuto, says tho Massachusetts. Tho best of Flynn's tilers was a coal black Btalllon named Dusky 1'oto, al most a thoroughbred and able to go In tho beat of company. Ono day Flynn visited n town whoro n rnco meeting waa In progress. Ho entored Poto. Tho people, knowing nothing of tho horso'B antecedents and not bolng oVorlmpresscd by his nppcar'ince, backed tho local favorite heavily against tho atrauger. Just ns tho horsoa wero bolng sad dled for tho rnoo n certain Judgo Mc- man, eon of J.M. HUlman of this city. Ono month later It waa found 200 miles away, and tho flndor Immedinto ly communicated with tho dispatcher, bb requested In tho -oto going along with tho balloon in Ita romarkublo voy age. The finder's noto: "Allan HUlman, Sir: I Inclose a pa llor and onvolopo that was found by my children n thoy camo from school. It had lit on a barbed wlro fonce, and tho llttlo balloon, or whatever It was, was all to pieces. It was found six uillea from Chlco, Uutto county. Now headgear makes hor appear as If aho was barely over seventeen years old. Sho Is twonty-four. Mrs. Deems and her husband were tho only witnesses. They wero mar ried February 19, 1005, and separated May 30 following. As Deems has been paying his wlfo $3 a week under tho order of the criminal court, that ar rangement waB allowed to stand by Judgo Gortor. for tho last few years. He put In no appearance In court and allowed her to Bffcuro the divorce by default. Mra. Stevenson Is twenty-two years old. Thero Is ono child, Edward Patrick Stevenson, born Nov. 17, 1910. Thoy wero married nt Superior on Feb. 8, 1910. Immediately after they had settled down to keep houso at West Duluth, she claims, Stevenson began to find fault with her cooking and at times refused to cat tho meals which she had prepared for him. Two or three months after their wedding, she testified, ho started stay ing out Into nights. At first it was only until midnight, then 1 o'clock, nnd finally ho developed tho habit of not coming home nt all nights, sho de clared. Mrs. Stevenson also complained that her huBbnnd denied her the compan ionship of a llfemato. "Ho never took mo out nnywhere, ns a man should, I think, whon a couple Is first married," sho told the court She then told the court about tho papering of the walls with postal cards and letters fiom othor women. Tho young wlfo nlso testified that hor son, now a boy of two,-could not tell IiIb father from any other man, and that this waB due to tho fact that Stevenson had been indifferent to his own child. She nlso related that sho had mot her husband face to-fneo In company with a woman of an unsavory reputa tion, and that when she upbrnlded him ho told her that it was "none of her business," Surah Collins, tolso of West Duluth, took tho stand to testify on behalf of Mrs. Stevenson. Under the order of tho court tho custody of tho child Is given to tho mother. DARK HORSE Mlnnmee, who waa tho "oracle" of that part of tho atato, arrived on tho course and was made ono of tho race Judges. As ho took his plnco on tho stand he was told of the folly of the owner of tho atrnngo entry. Itunnlng his oyo over tho track tho Judgo in Btnntly recognized Peto. "Gentlemen," said McMinuineo, "thero's a durk horae in this rncn, as you'll soon And out." He wnB right. Pete, tho "durk horse," lay back until tho three-quarter polo wob reached, whon ho went to tho front with a tubIi and won tho rnco. Springfield ltepubllcnn. Women Are More Manlike. London W. A. Hasclden, ono x of tho few humorists In tho ranks ot tho British caricaturists, believes tho auf frngo movement Is evolving a now typo of femininity much disliked by moro man, Ho aaya, "Women are be coming moro mnuliko In llgure, faco and brain every day. Tho pretty, ten dor faco will Boon bo tho faco of the pat, but as It geta acarcor and scarcer men will ndmlro and value It moro than over." pluaao lot mo know whoro It was sent from and how long It has beon slnco you sont It nnd how it waa sent, as it certainly seoms strango to mo. "HARVEY SCOTT, "It. F. D. No. 1, Chlco, Butto County, uai. HUlman has complied with Scott's request. City's Many Fatal Acclaent. Moro than thrco thousand flvo'hun drod accidental deaths occur wvery year lu New York. BUDLDEfc $ mA.PADrORr Mr. William A. Radford will answer questions and elve advice FRE13 OF COST on all subjects pertnlnlnjf to tho eubjfct of building, for the reade-s of this paper. On account of his wide experience ns Editor, Author and Manufacturer, ho Is, without douht, the highest authority on all theso subjects. Address all Inquiries to William A. Radford, No. 17S West Jackson boulevard, Chicago, III,, and only oncloso two-cent stamp for reply. Everyone realizes tho advantago of building on a good wldq lot, but unfortunately real estato values aro so high that not everyone can afford as largo a spaco as ho would like. Ileal estato operators havo a habit of dividing up thoir sections into 2G foot lots, probably because that 1b a convenient number to figuro with and not becauso It makes a spaco well Bulted for homo building purposes. As a matter of fact, It Is a difficulty matter ordlnnrlly to design a satis factory framo houso to occupy a 25 foot lot. Somo spaco must bo left on each sldo for light and air; also tho fire hazard arialng from too close building must bo considered. Tho accompanying design solvo3 this problem especially well. Tho to tal width la 20 feet, being tho width at 'tho bay window. Tho balance ot tho right-hand wall Is recessed 2 feet, giving additional light and air. Tho left-hand wall has no Important window openings In It, so the houso can bo placed well up to the lot lino First Floor Plan. on that side. Accordingly, on a 25 foot lot, even though tho adjoining property should bo built In close, a strip of lawn 7 feet wide could bo had along the right sldo of tho house. This would bo enough to secure good sunshine and air for tho dining room and kitchen, tho parlor or living room taking Its light from tho front WAR DOES NOT MEAN PANIC I Fool Domestic Yarns Depress Stocks More Than When Hostili ties Threaten. Folks who Imagine that a war of any kind, but especially a war with Mex ico, would crcato a panic aro not well posted In American history, tho Phil adelphia Ledger remarks. Since tho revolution the closest that war over came to Pennsylvania and Philadel phia was in tho summer of 18G3. Lee's army marched north across tho Maryland border at tho close of June, nnd tho battle of Gettysburg was begun July 1. Va3 there a panic? Ypb, but not a financial panic. On June 27 the price of Pennsyl vania shares on tho Philadelphia ex change was JG1.75 When tho fighting actually started on July 1 at Gettys burg and when nearly all traffic on that railroad in eastern Pennsylvania had ceased, what happened to tho stock? It fell to an even $C0. but that was all! Hero waa a war on our vory door Rtops a hostile nrmy of 80.000 men Invading Pennsylvania railroad prop erty, destroying Pennsylvania rail road traffic. But Pennsylvania rail road stick lost only $1.75 a sharo. Tho flimsiest yarn has often been known to depresa stock prices moro than that much. Tho roport of Morgan's Illness did It recently. Contemporary records show that on July 1, 18GS, thoro was tremondous ex cltomout In Philadelphia and busInesB was generally halted. But folks who owned something whoro not giving it away on that account When Hannibal was encamped with his army outsldo ot Rome tho very ground he occupied wna sold and Llvy, tho historian, records that tho price was not affected by tho fact of ita temporary posaeaslon by nn lnvnder. A war with Mexico would bo un pleasant for all security owners, but .such a war, wore It to come, would not in any sonso bear tho ceeds of a flnauciaf crash. I ' rwi est I xtmrk Mretex f I Jiuvw jreAH SI I Y'i B I v fweCM KMBBBBgaBaEaaa ::Y &? i3S -' rgguESS & .q frr This design has bcon very popular with tho homo builders In all parts of tho country, which Is not surpris ing when ono consldors tho very at tractive and substantial outward ap pearanco of this houso and tho con venient arrangement of tho interior. Coming through tho vestibule, which is 4x8 feet, access may bo had to tho parlor and also directly into tho dining room. Tho parlor is 12 feet square, having a largo octagon Second Floor Plan. bay in front A cased opening con nects this room with tho dining room, 14 by 19 feet In size. An open stair way at ono side of this room adds to its apparont size. Tho kitchen Is directly back of tho dining room, with a good-sized pantry to tho left. Tho cellar stairs go down from this pantry. A nice feature of tho dining room is tho flreplaco and china closet. No houso should bo built without a good, serviceable flreplaco. If such can poBslbly be had. As an aid to ventilation It la unsurpassed, and for comfort on the cold, rainy daya of fall or 8prlng, and oven summer, when the furnaco fire Is out, there Is noth ing quite so cozy nnd comfortablo as a blazing wood firo In tho grato. Tho second floor of this houso pro vides throe good-sized bedrooms and a bath. There la also a generous supply of closet space. The houso la planned along very economical Hne8 as tho estimated cost, ?2,000, will indicate. This esti mato provides for a good grade of material throughout, red oak floors down stairs, yellow nine unstnlra mid birch trim throughout; also a good quality of plumbing and lighting fix tures. SCREEN MAN LIKED SINGING Graphophone Player Had Hard Work to Keep From Laughing Over Compliment He Received. Out on tho South sldo tho other day tho young man of tho houao was play ing a graphophono. Ho put on rec ords by Emlllo Gogoroza, tho famoua barytone; John McCorraack and Evan Williams, tenors, nnd oven played numbers by quartets. Working upstairs at that tlmo paint ing screens waa a Jack-of-all tradea from a shop In the neighborhood. He stopped his work and listened Intent ly to the various kinds of solo and ensomblo vocal efforts. Finally when tho young man went up to his room he found his "audience," open-mouthed, standing In tho upper hallway, a dust brush In ono hand nnd a screen In tho other. "By gum," Bald the screen man, "I havo heard a lot o' alncln" In mv tlmn. I but for all-around good slngln', both high and low, you beat anything 1 over henrn." Tho young man wa3.so taken back by the compliment that he acknowl edged It with a low bow and backed Into hla room. Thon ho had to re tire to n closet In order to laugh out of rango of tho screen man'a cars. Kansaa City Journal. Serious Harm From Noise. Investigations Just mado by physl clans provo that thero 1b appreciable harm from nolso, and serious harm, too. It Is no doubt true that a nor mal nervous system can apparently ad Just Itself to all Borts ot adverae cir cumstances. Wo couldn't exist other wise. Nevertheless, tho inimical ngonts make an Impress, nnd, llko wa ter dropping on a stono, can over como resistance In tlmo. Those in vestigators havo found many abnor mal nervous conditions in those who havo long beon immersed In loud noises utterly unaware, that any harm I was being dune. "-"'I m. W 111 If r 1 ffii Srora a AS. TrWirS&w CAMP AND BRAGG AT MISSIONARY RIDGE Hard Fighting by Fifteenth Corp Drew Heavy Force From Enemy's Centei" Loss Severe. I havo seen a great deal In print about how tho forces commanded by i General Thomas broko tho rebel con fer and drovo Bragg's army from Mis sionary rldgo, but vory llttlo about the hard fighting of tho Fifteenth corps on the north end of tho rldgo, which, drow a heavy force from tho enemy's center, nnd mado It posslblo for tho Union forces 'to break through and drive the rebels from tho ridge. Tho forces under General Thomas, deserve great pralso for doing their part so well. At 8 a. m., November 25, 1 saw our lino of battlo was formed In tho odgo of somo timber west ot tho north end of Missionary rldgo, writer Josoph Wltham of tho Twelfth Indiana, of Cherryvalo, Kan., In the National Tribune. From thero wo could aeo across tho cleared field In our front tho enemy and his batteries on the rldgo but llttlo moro than 10f rods away, whllo tho timber hid us from their view. At 10 a. m. wo emerged from tho timber, climbed; over a high fenco and landed In tho open field In plain view of tho enomy. Hero wo wero greeted with tho heav lest storm of shells wo over experi enced. In a few minutes wo wero in lino and ready to move. Tho order was given to charge, and we advanced on tho run, forcing tho enemy up the steep hillside. Wo halted 16 or 20 rods before wo reached tho foot of tho rldgo, and thero wo remained in tho opon field exposed to tho shot and shell of tho enomy for five lone hours. Tho brigade was composed oC the Twonty-Blxth and Ninetieth Illi nois and the One Hundretdth and Twelfth Indiana. The last named reg iment waa on the extreme right. As we crossed the opon field tho battle raged in all its fury, -in beau tiful and unbroken line the command pressed forward, with flags flying, bullets whizzing and ahells shrieking and bursting overhead and among us, I aaw a plcturo of tho brigade In that1 battle when I was in Washington in 1865 at the timo of our Grand Re view, and it was so true in every par ticular that I think thero was a pho tographer on tho field of battlo who took tho plcturo thero. At 11 a. m. we could see General Corse's men lining up at tho foot of tho extreme nofth end of Missionary ridge. Soon they began to ascend the ridge in lino of battlo, and when' within about 30 stepB of the enemy's? works they halted for nearly one( 'minute, whllo the rain of iron and lead from the enemy was terrific. All of a sudden the boys in bluo went forward on tho run, right on to tho enemy's works, as their loud cheers rnng down tho valley. Wo could clearly see our men clubbing the rebs with the butts of their guns and hav ing a general mix-up. Away down on top of tho ridge to our right a column of rebel Infantry was coming from the center of Bragg's lino as a reinforcement. Ad first we could only see their head bobbing up and down as they camo. Soon thoy were near the end of tho ridge, swinging Into lino of battlo., They fired a volloy at our mon on tha rebel works, who, being outnumbered, retreated to tho foot of tho ridgo. Soon CoTBo'a men wero reinforced, and again gained tho summit as bo-1 foro, where another furious hand-to-hand conflict occurred. And again a1 forco could bo seen coming from Bragg's center, and when they arrived our mon were repulsed aB before. Thus tho furlouB battlo raged, charge after charge, until 3 p. in., whon wo could heard the rattle of musketry far down tho lino to our right, , as Thomas was charging tho enemy's center. It was then that our, bugle blew retreat, and wo retreated under a gnlllng firo from tho enemy. Their loud cheora of victory rang down tho valley. But our demonatra tlons on tho enemy's flank had se cured hla defeat by weakening his cen ter, and tho day waB oura. Chaplain Gago, who was In thla battle and wrote n history of tho Twelfth Indiana, says: "The loss in the Fourth divi sion was Bevere. In the First brigade nearly 500 mon wero killed and wounded." A Southern Embassador. Mr. Wlnthrop, ono of tho Boston Union committee, called on that hot old seces8lonlat, Senator Mnaon, In January, 1801, and, referring to hla former vlBlt to Massachusetts, remark ed in tho blandest tones: "I hope, Mr. Mason, we ahnll seq you again at Bunker Hill." "Not unless I como as an ombassa-i dor, air," said tho senator stiffly. Better Than Stopping Them. "It must mako you soldiers terribly nervous In battle to hear the bullets whistling past your ears," Baid the girl ho "left behind him." "Well, I don't know," ho answered; "there's a certain amount of satisfac tion In hearing them whistle you know they're going past." Enough for Willie. Teacher "Willie, give three proofs that the world is actually round." Willie "The book says so, you Bay so, and ma aaya so." No Cause for Alarm. "I thought I told you not to eat nnyi portorhouso steak without my pormUJ Bion." "So you did, doc; so you dld." "Then why aro you disobeying myi order?" "This won't delay the paying of your bill, doc! thlB ateak 1b being paid for by my friend hero." I Papa's Hopes. ' Jack "Your baby looks like its mother. It has hor nose, eyes, mouth and ears." Peto "Yes. I havo hopes that It will look llko mo when It geta aomo teeth." LAA iv Do' WAIT && v t r jfr ft-i' i n ") Tl ii'fc J id CtuflMBiHMfc ft-r4mJ2-ii'?fr - T .W.WMitMW' - .11. ) ,t T