Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, February 21, 1913, Image 3

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Thief's Victims Plead for
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. If it had not
been for the testimony of police
men Hanks and Washburn, the state's
case against Carl Madison, charged
with burglary and petit larceny,
would have failed tho othor day In
police court in spite of the pressure
of five witnesses who had been robbed
by Madison. All because Madison is
a "good fellow," the sort that plays
Santa Claus for every one In a room
ing house, tho persons whom he had
robbed wanted him relensed and they
said more things in his favor than
against him in court.
Hanks and Washburn picked Madi
son up near tho rooming Iioubo of
Mrs. William FeltB, 1534 Leo street.
HIb pockets were filled with purses,
money and valuables pilfered from
fellow-roomers Ho admitted robbing
the rooming house preparatory to a
trip to his home in Pennsylvania.
"For," said Madison, who Is twenty
yearB old. "I'm homesick."
"He'8 a free-henrted boy, tho best
"Monkey Trot" Stirs Guests of a Chicago Hotel
CHICAGO. Everybody did tho "Mon
key Trot" at a big down-town ho
tel tho other day. Guests, Including
staid matrons, chorus girls, traveling
men. and politicians. Joined with
chambermaids, bell boys, hallmen, and
even tho managers and proprietors In
executing the latest trot novelty.
Leading tho grand mnrch was a
Bprightly specimen of the tiny tree
folk a typical olmlan. Ho had been
mysteriously checked into tho parcel
room and left uncalled for. After
three days of waiting for somebody to
claim him ho began to protest.
"Say, boss. theio'a something
wrapped up in a paper hero that is
making an awful funny noise," said
Paul Weinsteln, the parcel boy, to
Walter Payne, the superintendent of
the hotel, a little before the noon
hour.
A little crowd gathered around
Weinsteln when he cautiously re
moved the wrapper. There was a suit
caso insldo. He sprung the latch.
There was a flash of pink skin and
dark brown fur. Several persons
grabbed at a shadow that bounced oft
their shoulders.
The small monkoy executed an un
dulating streak in a circuit of tho lob
by, over the backs of the chaire and
tables. Down the middle alslo ho was
followed. At a group of statuary he
shinned up a satyr's thigh, hopped
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Wandering Minstrel Is
KANSAS CITY. Sport isn't a mas
sive St. Bernard, looking for snow
harried wayfarers on the Swiss Alps
with a cask of brandy slung about his
hairy neck. Sport Is just a pleasant,
open-faced Scotch collie with some
thing in his noodle. And John Jones
owes his life to Sport, and to that
something In Sport's noodlo.
John Jones Is a wandering minstrel,
who uses a fiddle to beguile nickels
from barroom patrons. Jones is fifty
years old, and blind, and ho will oc
caBlotiully accept drinks Instead of
nickels. Sport tows his master around
at the end of a string and Is fed every
once In a while for his services.
Tho other afternoon Sport and bis
master were "working" the West Dot
lorn. It was cold and Sport's master
acquired rather more drinks than
nickels. And about ten o'clock that
night Sport's master, In a condition
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This Woman Used Stocking as a Market Basket
PITTSBURGH, Pa. Whether the
high cost of living or tho fnct that '
she did not want to be seen carrying
bundles along tho street caused Mrs.
Anna Miller of the North sldo to
place two pounds of bacon and throe
supposed frssh eggs In her silken hose
Is trying to be ascertained by detect
ives. She was held a prisoner under a
technical charge of bolng a suspicious
person. She refused to tell tho reason
for making a market basket out of
a well-flllod pair of hose.
When tho woman attempted to got
on a Porrysvlllo avenue "car sho was
unable to do so owing tho height of
tho steps and evident fear of breaking
tho eggs by too much of a strain. Aft
er the car had gono the woman walked
around tho corner of tho market house
and lifted her dress.
Poisoning by Wholesale.
Microbe poisoning has always been
a fascinating pursuit In the east, and
it introduction to America Illustrates
tho old saying "Ex Orlento Lux." But
they do It on a large scale In these
older and greater civilizations. You
take a cholera or plague victim and
Just throw him Into tho vlllago well.
If ho is not already dead ho soon will
be. So will ovory ono who drinks tho
wnter. Wo may eventually reach the
larger vision hero, but In the mean
time It Is almost as hard to get a com
plete cholera or plague patient as it
ii to get a cobra.
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Him Before the Judge
in tho world," said Mrs. Felts, whose
littlo son's bank had been broken open
by Madison. "Yes, he stole the things,
but his money was always any one's
money," alio added.
, "Beat fellow you ovor saw," chimed
In Howard Landweter, another room
er, robbed of a purse.
"Ho wouldn't a-dono it If ho hadn't
been drinking some," said Charles
Itoberts, whoso gold watch was stolon.
Robert Ulnoy and Herschel Morris,
others who wore robbed, added their
forgiveness, and Acting Judge CavlnB
Btamped the burglary chargo "dis
missed." It afterward developed that the
roomers had collected tho fee charged
by a lawyer to defend Madison. Judgo
CavlnB assessed a small fine on a petit
larceny charge.
William Plory, who has served a
term in tho penitentiary for chicken
stealing, was arrested again near Riv
erside park. Special Policeman Klin
gensmlth found Flory in a buggy with
seven live chickens and one dead
fowl. Ho sent him to central police
station, where It was found a chargo
of cruelty to anlmalB is ponding
agnlnBt him. Flory some time ngo
wrenched four shoes from a horso's
hoofs In n cruel manner, according to
the charges of Inspector Merrill, of
tho Humane Society. HIb caso was
continued, pending Investigation con-
nornlno ilin nlif rtlrnrta
cerning tho chickens
through the air, and caught tho arm
of a marble nymph, sliding down the
graceful figure to tho floor and diving
under a huge divan.
For a fow minutes the orchestra
stopped playing and peoplo took tho
interval to discuss the latest "rag."
The trot leader had retired into tho
upholstery of the divan. He was coax
ed and threatened, but the only re
sponse was the repeated "Hlctchlka-k-k-k-k."
The house detective was called. The
divan was overturned and bottom
ripped off. Tho monkey jumped out
and tho dance wbh resumed, preceed
lug Immediately up the aisle" and to
the stairway.
Past the mezzanine floor to tho first
floor through tho ballroom and into a
corner suit the monkey led the trot.
In room 110 tho door was closed.
There tho simian sought refuge on an
electrolier and was finally captured
and returned to a grip.
Saved From Snow by Dog
thRt rendered him leas perceptive
than usual, wandered over to tho Kan
sas sldo and laid him down to rest In
a snow banked alley back of a packing
plant,
T'ho something began working In
Sport's noodle. Sport was not partic
ularly uncomfortable, being shaggily
coated against the raw chill of Holland
heights and moors. Dut something
told Sport that If his master reposed
very long In that downy bed It would
be bad for him. Nobody knows If
Sport had any Idea how bad, of course,
nut Sport, after sundry nudges with a
friendly nose, directed against an un
responsive arid snoring visage, bounc
ed right out of that alley and trotted
nbout until he found A. W. Gerber, a
patrolman. And beforo him Sport
danced and whlnod and mado eager
starts toward tho alley, until Gerber
followed him.
John Jones' hands were frozen when
they got him to the James street po
Ilco station and tho surgeon im
pressed on him, while working busily,
that ho had had a vory narrow squeak.
So Sport probably was somewhat bo
wlldorcd by tho warmth of his wel
come at tho station, the abunduuvu of
food and the comfort of tho warm lit
tlo room he shared with his master
tho rest of tho night
Policeman Schondal, who had quiet
ly followed her, noted tho big lump
pn her limb, and suspecting all was
not right questioned her. When she
haughtily refused to explain Schendal
plnced her under arrest. At the sta
tion house tho foodstuffs wero found
by the matron who 'searched tho pris
oner. Officer Schendal later said that
his reason for arresting the woman
was becauso tho lumps on her log
"didn't look natural."
Reminder of Old Times.
A curious link with tho past Is to
ho seen In St. Bartholomew's church,
Great Gransdon, Hants, England. It
takes the form of n huge grappling
hook, which, in tho days of primitive
fire appllnnces, was used for pulling
tho ontlro thatch off tho roof of a
cottaga in tho ovent of fire. Tho
shape Is that of a long bnr with a
turned-down fork at tho end, tho
length being sufficient for men on tho
ground to reach tho top of tho roof,
and tho weight so great that the
Jtrongth of several men was necwi
nary In using It,
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Mr. William A. imdford wilt answer
questions and Rive advlco FRBE3 OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building-, for the readers of this
paper. On account of his wide experience
as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, he
is, without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all Inquiries
to William A. Radford. No. 178 West
Jackson boulevard, Chicago, 111., and only
enclose two-cent stamp lor reply.
Four rooms downstairs and five
rooms upstairs are worked into the
house design here shown, which has a
width of 26 feet 6 inches and length
of 41 feet G inches, oxcIubIvo of the
porch. Some families require flvo
bedrooms, something that Is difficult
to provide In a medium-sized house
without squeezing them so small that
you haven't room for a set of furni
ture or spaco enough for necessary
ventilation.
In this plan there are two stair
ways, one going up from tho front
hall, and tho other from tho kitchen.
Under the front stair is a good-sized
closet to keep overcoats, rubbers and
a good many other things that are not
in use all the time a great conveni
ence, as every housekeeper will tea-
wr- a ciosei iiko tniB Goes away
with the necessity for a hall hat-rack,
a piece of furniture that should havo
been discarded years ago. It usually
is unsightly because of the way it is
generally cluttered up with nn un
necessary assortment of wearing ap
parel. Tho rear stairway 1b a com
bination which reaches from the col
lar to tho upper bedrooms.
Tho grado door at tho side of the
houso makes a handy outside entrance
to the cellar a convenience that Is
very much appreciated, especially
where a good garden supplies fruit
and vegetables for the family, A
grade entrance to the cellar saves a
great deal of tramping through the
kitchen, very often on wet days when
considerable soil from tho garden ad
heres to ono's boots in splto of every
precaution. A door like this should
always be fitted with an outside fly
screen in summer and a storm door
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door-frame heavy and having It well
btaced, tho same door will answer
throughout the year by having loose
panels to screw on over tho wire net
ting In the fall. It is no more work
to put on tho panels and to tako them
off than to change doors, and the ex
pense is much less.
Tho front stair Is made of red oak,
with ono and ono-half-inch treads
neatly housed Into tho stringers and
rounded with a smooth, neat finish,
but without unnecessary fancy work.
When carefully put up, the stair 1b an
attractive piece of cabinet work that
adds very much to the nppearanco of
tho house. An open stair well con
structed and nicely finished 1b a large
part of the furnishing of the front
First Floor Plan.
part of the bouse. It Is hotter to pif.
a little extra expense on the front
stair, and tave that much in movabm
furniture.
Thero is only one chimney neces
sary In this house, but that Is a gooft,
big ono It answers for the furnoAt
and the kitchen range; also for gratwa
ono In tho dining room, and one In
the bedroom over tbo dining room, h
grate In a bedroom is a splendid thing
in time of sickness. Nothing will
brighten up a sick room like a grato
fire, and nothing olso will ventilate a
room so thoroughly. The gentlo draft
up chimney caused by a grate lire
is tho best nir purifier ever Intro
duced Into a house.
There is a passageway In this plan
,that communicates directly betweeu
luo front hall door and the kl tenon;
but it is provided with two drtora,
'which prevents cooking odors from
tho kitchen from penetrating tho
main part of tho houso. Thorn aro
times when a connection of this klhd
Is very convenient, in omo parts of
tho country, most of tho houses havo
dlroct communications through fiom
the front hall back to tho ontslde
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kitchen door, without tho necessity
of passing through parlor or dining
room; but in soino housos this cannot
bo done, because tho plan will not ad
mit of it without too much of a sac
rifice in aorno othor direction.
It has becomo qulto tho fashion re
cently to do away with tho parlor and
to enlarge tho living room in propor
tion; but thero aro a great many
builders who think this is merely a
passing fad and that women will never
permit the old-fashioned parlor i
drop entirely out of uso. Every house
keeper likes to have ono room that
may bo fixed up as nicely as possible,
whero they can shut tho door to keep
Second Floor Plan.
the children out If they want to,
keeping tho room in good order tor
state occasions. In such houses the
sitting room becomes a democratic
Institution. It usually is well lighted
as in this case; and It is In the cen
ter of tho houso, whore It Is warm
and comfortable In winter. This oik
ting room Is 13 by 15 feet, which
big enough to accommodate a number
of comfortablo easy chairs, and a ta
ble for a reading lamp, with a suet?
underneath to hold papers and maga
zines. ; i-
Instead of tho old-iasnioued couch,
the sitting room should bo furnished
with window seats upholstered to fit
the place. Thero are all kinds of win
dow seats. Somo aro broad and com
fortable, while others aro narrow nnd
stringy; some aro liberally supplied
with thick, comfortable-looking pil
lows, while others havo one or two
skimpy little things that havo been
used by the children for playthlngn
until clean covers would Beem abso
lutely neceBsnry. Such littlo details,
however, fall to tho housekeeper, nnd
of theso thero aro oil kindB.
" Somo women will make a very com
mon room attractive and pleasant,
while others will spoil tho best house
you can put them In. Generally speak
ing, however, American women aro
quick to see tho possibilities of fixing
up a good house to make It comfort
able and attractive. Tho first requisite
Is to select the proper plan, then to
watch tho building operations to nco
that all tho details aro properly
worked up to mako each room righi
when finished. A great deal of good
building material has been wasted by
not securing a good plan to start
wlfn, and also by leaving tho dotalls
to men who havo no personal Interest
In tho house when finished.
London Traffic Regulation.
Tho control of London traffic by the
police haB beon a mnttor of slow evo
lution, says tho London Chronicle. A
century ago, when George IV. dined
with tho lord mayor soon after his ac
cession, it took his escort flvo hours
to force a way through tho crowd
which filled the streets from his pal
ace to tho Guildhall. And It was not
until about thirty years ago that tha
existing system of regulating traffic at
crossings was Instituted. At tho be
ginning It required four policemen at
ovory important junction to do with
difficulty what two constables and
sometimes ono now effect by n mo
tlon of tho hand. But the mon in
blue stuck to their task and hung on
to horses' hoads and summoned rebel
lious drivers till tho reign of law and
order was established.
Ingenious Opium Smugglers.
Tho Ingenuity of tho Chlnoso opium
smuggler Is astonishing and as Is well
known this ingenuity manages to bnf.
flo tho scent of .oven tho most slouth
like detectives and 8arcl.ers, as It la
common knowledgo that opium Is ox
ported from Hong Kong In fairly
large quantities despite all tho precau
tlons to prevent It Au examplo of
tho cleverness exercised In defeating
tho detectives Is furnished by a reven
ue ofllcor's recont dlscovory on tho
steamer Porsla. Ho found that a steel
mast of tho ship had had a ploco cut
out, a cavity made, and tho cover
ecrowed on In tho cavity were found
D12 tins of prepared opium
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QUITE EQUAL TO EMERGENCY
How Resourceful Young School Teach
er Procured Egge When the Out
look Seemed Dark Indeed.
And men relato n tnlo of a bravo
and resourceful littlo schoolteacher In
ono of our suburbs who supports her
mother and three young Blstrra on
her by no means munificent oalary.
Last week her mother called her up
by telephone. "Listen," walled tho old
lady; "a wholo bunch of relatives Is
coming to supper tomorrow evening.
I'll havo to ninko a cako, or boiho
thing, and 1 haven't an egg in the
house. And tho grocer won't truBt us
any more, and thero won't be any
tnonoy until next weok, and"
"Never mind, mother I'll fix it,"
answered tho young teacher, cheerily.
Then sho turned again to her cln.
"Now children," sho said, "tomor
row wo will havo tho beautiful story
of Columbus, and how ho mado tho
egg stand on end. Each of you wilt
please bring an ogg to school tomor
row. Tho class is dismissed." Clove
land Plain Dealer.
CHILD'S FACE ALL RED SPOTS
632 N. Bth St., Terro Hauto, Ind.
"My littlo nophow, a boy of four
years, had n breaking out on his faco.
It was littlo red spots at first, then
ho would rub and scratch and water
blisters would form, and wherover tho
water would run another would como
until his faco was coverod with them.
Ho would cry and fret. His molher
got somo medicine, but it did not do
any good. Ho would Bcream and cry
and say It hurt. Wo hardly know him,
his lltlo faco was nil rod spots and
blisters. So I beggod him to let mo
put somo Cutlcura Ointment on them.
Tho next morning I mado a strong
soap suds with Cutlcura Soap and
washed hln faco in tho wnrm suds.
Tho littlo blisters burst by pressing
tho cloth on them. After I bad his
faco washed, I put tho Cutlcura Oint
ment on and In a short tlmo his little
faco was all red and dry, I kept using
tho Cutlcura Soap and putting on tho
Cutlcuca Ointment and his faco got as
woll and It did not leavo a scar. Ho
was entirely cured in about ono week
and a half." (Signed) Mrs. Arthur
Haworth, Jan. 10, 1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout tho world. Samplo of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card "Cutlcura, Dopt, L, Boston."
Adv.
Willie Discovered a New Game.
They hud lWed In a flat nil of Wll
lio's short life, bo that the littlo boy's
knowledgo of fauna nnd flora was
limited to canary birds and flowor
boxes; and when they went to board
in tho suburb whero thero was a large
yard, Wllllo, vory enthusiastically
started to pursuo a chicken, armed
with a stick and other missiles.
When tho hostess protostcd to his
mother, sho turned from tho window
and said, lndulgontly:
"You have to forglvo dear Wllllo
ho doesn't know that's a chicken.
Similar Ponltlon.
Littlo Robert wan much Interested
In tho plcturo of n stork which ho saw
M a magazine.
"Say, mamma," ho asked, what has
becomo of tho blrd'B other log?"
"It has raised It, up among Its feath
ers," replied tho mother.
"That's funny," tho boy observed.
"I thought It was trying to clean ll
shoo on Its stocking like sister Ethel
does."
Astonished the Bishop.
It was an English youngster who bo
thoroughly surprised tho kindly bish
op whom ho hnd been directed to ad
dross as "My lord."
"How old might you bo, my ohlld?"
asked the stately, If smiling ecclesias
tic. "My God, I'm soven!" tho frightened
child roplled.
Journalistic Horror.
Old Subscriber You and tho edl
or of that paper down In Lonelyvlllo
indulgo In a lot of cheap jokes on each
othor'B town.
Editor (of Drearyhurst Argus) Yes,
sir; we're going to put a head on
them and call them "Interurbanltes."
No Doubt.
"8ay, Billy," called tho Junior clerk,
"how do you spell cltlzon?"
" 'C-l-t.' "
"I know about Uio fiont end of It,
but Is It 'z-U-n or s-u-n?' "
I'lLES CIIIIKI) IK II TO 14 DAYS
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Tho right wny to hrlghton the world
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at homo.
Mrs. Wlnnlow'H Booth Ins njnip for Children
teething, softens tba trumu, reduce Inllumnin
tktu.allays alu,ourea wind, colloio b botlleJUt
Thoro 1b nothing a man will do
with so littlo encouragement as Hull
ing. It novor makes a sin any
to call It u mlBtnkn
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A curious old law, which dates from
1779, has boon usod to sontonco tho
owner of a vlnoynrd at Capestang,
near Bezleis, Franco, to a fine and
costs for picking her own grapes. She
was picking tho grapos which had been
left on tho vines In tho vineyard after
tho fall gathering, when the policeman
told her that sho was committing an
offonso against the law, as all grapoB
left on tho vines after tho harvest
wero tho property of tho poor. Tho
court at Bezlers confirmed the police
man's opinion, and the woman was
convlctGd.
Why He Is Known.
Tho class In ancient history was re
citing. "Now, Harry, can you toll tho
who Nebuchndnezznr was?" asked tho
toachor. "Nebuchadnezzar," answered
tho boy, right off tho bat, "was tho
greatest of tho Babylonian kings, and
for his connection with tho Hebrows
ho got a writo-up In tho Bible."
Insufficient.
Knlcker Do you treat your cook as
one of the family?
Bockei" Goodness, no; we tront
hor like three of tho family.
Reprisal,
Jack I glvo my goat only to pretty
girls.
Bella 'Thon we'll only tako them
from handsome men
Somo peoplo suom to lie unneces
sarily In order to keep In prnctlcn.
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