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Held Up, Whips Eleven!
NEW VOHK. "I can see right now
tlizt it wasn't your fault," Bald
Magistrate Appleton, when Julius Hin
dcrks faced him in tho West sido court
tho other day. "But I am curious to
know Just how you got your face bo
badly disarranged."
HIndorks was somewhat mussed up.
Both of his eyes wero supported
from beneath by largo black patches
like the map of Great Peconlc bay.
and his genoral appoaranco was that
of a' side street where they aro put
ting in a now sower. He was trem
bling and his articulation was poor.
"It was a hold-up," ho said.
"Where were you held up?" asked
the magistrate.
"All over town. I'm sorry I killed
the big fellow; I didn't mean to do it,
and I'll apologise if that'll help any."
"Did he kill Borue one, too?" asked
Magistrate Appleton. "I don't see it
in the affidavit"
"Naw," said Policeman Fitzgerald.
"He swung on a guy over in front of
Cuneo's place, but missed him by three
feet. It took three of us to get him
back on his pins.
"I tell you it was a hold up. They
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Gay Marriage Party Mistaken for Bold Hold-Up
ST. LOUIS. A preacher of a St.
Louis church who was a willing
party in assisting a couple to launch
on the sea of matrimony, came near
foundering the ship and steering it
on a ahoal in such a way that would
have required much tact and ability to
bring about a rescue.
Two people came to him the oftaer
day and expreBBed the desire to re
ceive tho life sentence. The pastor,
very willing, was about to commence
the ceremony, when, glancing at the
license, ho noticed that it had bees Is
sued in Illinois.
Tho bridegroom, on being told that
ho could not be married in St. Leuis,
as the' license had been issued from
an Illinois county, became dishearten
ed, saying that the well-laid plans to
bo married without the friends becom
ing aware of the fact would be wreck
ed. Tho pastor took pity on tho couplo
and straightway thought of a scheme.
"Come on," ho said. "Wo will tako
tho East St. Louis car, cross tho
bridge and the ceremony will be per
formed on the river banks on the oth
er side."
So, togther with two servants as
witnesses, tho marriage party boarded
a street car for downtown and trans
ferred on the one going across tho
bridge. When they reached the east
side of the river all got off, walked a
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SAN FIU.NCISCO. Ways that are
dark and tricks that are vain were
abundantly typified In Chinatown tho
othor night In an episode in which
figured guns, tribute money, smug
gled opium and a' white man, who cith
er was hired to pose as a customs of
ficer, or, being one, accepted a bribe
of $120.
Wong Gue arrived from Fresno at
nine o'clock and went to the rooms
Of K C. 1, R wealthy retired Chi
nese merchant.
Wong carried a suit case which ho
said contained opium and asked per
mission to rest a while.
Hardly had ho seated himself when
a white man entered, announced that
ho was a customs inspector, and ar
rostod Wong. Negotiations for his re
lease culminated In the departure of
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PITTSBURG, Pa, Tho quacking of a
duck and the squawking of a
chicken completely limbered the dig
nity and shocked tho solemnity of
Criminal court tho other day, when
the fowls wero offered as exhibits In
the caso of John Kowalczyk of Whltak
er, who accused Mlko Lukacs of rob
bing his coops. Kowalczyk had
brought tho fowlB in a basket and they
remained in tho court room tho great
er part of tho session. The duck
would "quack" freely, especially when
witnesses wero being sworn.
Once, when Judge Marshall Hrown
was beginning with much gravity hlfl
charge to tho Jury, tho duck reached
out his long yellow bill and caught the
ehicken by the nock. The court room
Immediately resounded with a series
of piercing squawks. Judge Drown
was seized with violent coughing; the
Jurors covered their faces, and some
one baek In tho court room exploded
Into a "Ha, Ha!"
"Order! Orderl" cried a tipstnff.
The case was tried in another room
before Judge Thomas D. Carnahan. A
man who bad bought the two ducks
Trom Lukacs said ho killed one and
penned up tho other for future use,
"Kowalczyk camo to my place, looked
Into the pen, and said: 'That's my
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took my money, and never gave me
a chance."
"How much did they get?"
Hindcrks cormilted aN scrap of pa
per for a few seconds, and replied:
"$48,294.36. 1 had It In my inside pook
et here."
"Whcre'd you get it? Was it your
week's pay?"
"It was my earnings for a whole
month. Now it's gone. Judge, how
would you like to lose $48,294.31
yoursolfT"
"I don't know; I'm not used to it
What do you do build railroads?"
"I'm a bricklayer," said Hlnderks.
"Union bricklayer. I had Saturday
night to myself, and drank a glass of
beer, which went to my head for a few
minutes, I guess. First I know I was
standing in Eighth avonuo, or some
streot with a lot of lights, and these
12 men wero standing around me."
"Well, what did you do?"
"I knocked 11 of them down with
my fist, then the last one hit me on
tho head."
"With what?"
"I think it was a steel girder. It
hurt a little, but I'm pretty hard. I
killed the big one, though. I hit him
once, and when IMlt I always kill."
"Hlnderks," said the magistrate,
"how long will It tako you to get cold
sober?"
"I don't know; I haven't had much
practice."
"Well, I'm going to give you six
day over on tho island, so you can
try It. My advice is, don't carry so
much money around with you on Sat
urday night."
few fet from the car tracks and made
ready for the ceremany.
All went smoothly. The bride had
bluBhingly replied, "I do" to tho usual
questions, and the bridegroom, too.
hod made the necessary answers.
The pastor with hands upraised waa
about to bestow upon the fortunate
two his blessing whon a returning
street car hove into sight.
Tho raotorman saw a man with his
hands in the air. surrounded by sev
eral other individuals.
"What do y' know 'bout that," he ox
claimed to the passengers standing on
tho front platform. "There's a bunch
holding up a fellow, and there's a
woman in the crowd."
It was a moment for quick action by
the raotorman and passengers. Tho
motorman was in the lead, Vith all.
his might he flung himself on the
bridegroom and bore him to tho
ground before the preacher could ex
plain matters.
Wong Que Was Trimmed
the inspector with the suit case and
$120.
Wong immediately 'accused Lee of
having arranged for the visit of tho
inspector, whom he took to be an
impostor, and demanded $500 cash for
his opium. Lee refused, and Wong
left, to return shortly with four
friends, one of whom displayed a re
volver. Again the $500 was demanded, and
Lee convinced them that he did not
have it in tho house. The five es
corted him to the storos of one after
another of his friends aa ho attempt
ed to borrow It
After they had walked the streets
of Chinatown two hours, Lee mus
tered his courage as a policeman ap
proached, and broke away, yolling
valiantly. Three of tho five, Wong
Gue and two others, were captured by
the patrolman..
What is interesting the police is,
did Leo or Wong arrange for the con
fiscation of the opium?
What Is interesting tho United
States mistoms officials is, was the
"Inspector a bona fide ono who ac
cepted a bribe, or an impostor amen
able to punishment for his impersona
tion?" fWAAiAVMV
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duck.' I said, 'You prove it.' He
said, 'I'll bet you a quarter If you let
It out it will go home to my place.' I
let It out,' and sure enough it went'
home."
"How do you know It is your duckT"
Judge Carnahan asked Kowalczyk.
"Why, because 4!'b white," was the
answer.
"Out there are lots of white ducks
in the couuty. Can't you Identify it
better than that?"
"Well, it'B my duck, that's how I
know," protested Kowalczyk. He idem
tilled tho chicken in a Blrallar man
ner. Lukacs admitted having ducks and
chlakens for sale, but said be got
tbom In Drldgerille. He resides in
Whltaker. A Jury tound him guilty.
He was remanded to Jail for the prevent
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MELI88A COULD PROMPT A DAD
ACTOR.
Mrs. Merriwld had been out on the
front porch so long that her maternal
maiden Aunt Jane grow anxious and,
throwing a light wrap over her head,
went out to remonstrate. Her nlpoe
was sitting on tho swing lounge, bend
ing forward, with her upturned fnoo
resting on tho palms of her hands.
Hor expression was pensive abstract
ed, mournful.
"Excuse " Aunt Jane began, and l
then, seeing that Mrs Merriwld was
alone, "Oh, ho's gone, has he?"
Mrs. Merriwld Btarted violently and
pressed her hand to her heaving
bosom.
"Who speaks?" she cried, In a
tragic yoloe. "Could it havo been ?
Ah I No, no I Oh, it's you, is it, aunt
uma? Yes, he Is gone gone forever.
Alas! that I should say so. Ho has
left his Melissa to tears and solitude.
Now what avails the splendor of tho
moon, and what the glory of the star
lit skies 1"
"Aro you crazy?" ejaculated Aunt
Jane.
"I suppose some people might think
I was," replied hor niece, in her ordi
nary matter-of-fact tones. "I've Just
missed a chance to get my picture In
the papers and be described as a 'fas
cinating and wealthy widow.' Mr.
Buskins, at the some time, escaped
being forced into the fierce, white
light that beats about the shrinking
Thespian. I've saved him from that
at least" ,
"You mean that he proposed and
you refused him?" asked Aunt Jane.
"I mean that he laid his loyal heart
at my lily feot and that I coldly spurn
ed his proffered lave," corrected Mrs.
Merriwld. "In other words, I laughed
htm to scorn and said him nay, cruel
that I west HlstJ are wo alone7 All
right, then, honeysuckle. Drlng a pil
low over here and sit down and I'll tell
!you all about If
"Well," said Aunt Jane, as sho cam
plied with the request, "I'm glad you
didn't accept him. I may bo old-fashioned,
but I must say that from all I
hear about actors and actresses,, it
would havo been a very unfortunate
thing, to say the least"
"You interest me strangely," de
clared Mrs. Merriwld. "What have
you heard? Never mind, though, dear-
"How Would You
le. Perhaps it will be better to say
nothing that would bring the blush of
shame to my Innocent cheek. Dut,
auntie, if you'd only seen tho moon
light falling in a mellow flood upon his
pleading face! If you could have
heard the rich, musical tones of his
exquisitely, modulated voice as he
plighted hla.Yows!"
"Stuff and nonsense!" exclaimed
Aunt Jane. "It's the man's business,
that sort of thing."
"True," Mrs. Morriwld murmured.
"I've seen him making love to women
that I know ho detested kissing their
fingertips with that splendidly chival
ries air and Blnking gracefully on one
knee before them; also clasping them
In a passionate embrace. Perhapa If
he had clasped But no matter. And
you needn't look so shocked, because
ho didn't. Yes, he certainly knowB
how to do It He has had lots of prac
tice." "Of course he has," said Aunt Jano.
"How any woman can bring herself to
marry one of tho creatures Is beyond
me."
"But they do," observed Mrs. Morri
wld. "Sometimes they marry several,
and sometimes soveral marry the
same creature, not all at the same
time, of courso."
"Are you going te tell mo what he
said?" Inquired Aunt Jane, somewhat
Impatiently.
"Every' word, dearie," roplled Mrs.
Merriwld. "You must give mo time.
I know you haven't any sympathy for
blm, though, and that makes It a lit
tle hard. If you could have seen the
spasm of anguish that passed over his
pallid face when he saw that his fond
hope waa dashed how sternly he re
pressed the emoUon that shook his
manly form and bowed to the inevit
able! You know there is something
well, it's better not to dwell upon it
As you say, these actors know Just
( exactly how to produce their effects,
Hnd then, they tell me that thoy are
terribly dissipated."
"Of courso they are," said Aunt
Jane. "Well, what "
"It's remarkable, though, how they
manage to find Umo to disslpato,"
mused Mrs. Merriwld. "What with
studying their parts and rehearsing
and pasting their press notices in
I thtlr 'scrap-books and performing and
1 traveling around and eaUng and Bloep-
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lng, you would think they had about
onough to occupy them seriously,
wouldn't you?"
"Aro you going to tell me what he
said, or are you not?" Aunt Jane re
peated the question qutto irritably.
"Oh, yes," aald Mrs. Merriwld. "I
wan forgetting. Well, dearie, wo were
talking about hay fever, and ho broko
off suddenly and looked at his watch.
'It's about time I was hitting tho
feathers,' ho observed. 'Ily the way,
MellsBa
"'Sir!' says I.
"'How would you like to marry
me?' says he.
" 'Not at all,' says I.
" 'Then there's no use of mo sticking
around,' says ho.
" 'Not a bit, says I.
"'Ya-ha-awwl' says he. 'Gee! But
I'm sleepy. Well, good night. Ho
good.' And ho departed."
Aunt Jano roso abruptly and flouno
ed into the house.
"You'ro not half as mad as I was,
dearie," Mrs. Merriwld called after
her.
(Copyright. 1912. by W. Q. Chapman.)
VIOLIN NEEDS SPECIAL CARE !
Peculiarly Susceptible to Atmospheric
and Other Conditions, as Moat
Owner Are Aware.
The violin and violoncello are most
sensitive to atmopnhorlc conditions
nnd miffor from iitmoanherlo vnrilitlona
quite as much as tho lender vocal '
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cords of tho singer. Those who havo
attempted to make tho violin an orna
ment by hnnglng it upon tho wall have
had reason to ropont taking such a
liberty. The violin loses its varnish
and gradually ltB pitch and timbre.
Tho artificial heat of rooms In winter
makoB its tone ruueuus when It does
not obliterate it entirely. Metal caBcs,
morocco covered, are equally unlit for
It A strong, woll-varnlshed wooden
caso, even though it be not especially
attractive to tho eye, suits tho sus
ceptibilities of tho violin much better
Certain qualities, somottmes unsus
pected, in tho wcod play an important
part In the falsification of notes, caus
ing progresslvo deterioration. Thore
was a time when manufacturers an
piled to their product several coiiA
of "paint" i. e a concentrated solu-
Like to Marry Me7"
tion of bichromate of sodium potash
In boiling wator. Tho wood soon
acquired a yellow tono, and, under the
action of light after drying, tho color
darkened and took on tho aspect of
very old paint For commercial pur
poses this was all very well, but what
happened to tho purchaser was that
as soon as he began to use his in
strument exposed to tho light tho bi
chromate worked on tho gelatine
which the manufacturers employed to
color the wood and prevent tho pene
trating of the varnish, whllo somo ele
ment in the blchromnto of soda was
converted into stone. Tho violin Htif
fered petrification, which Impeded Its
tono and rendered it useless. Har
per's Weekly.
Raising Periwinkles.
In and around Nantes, France, peri
winkles are regarded as n dainty arti
cle of food. Tho poriwinklo is a small
sholl growth, ono species of which is
familiar on the Atlantic coast of tho
United States. In Nantes tho porl
wlnkle 1b sold by grocors and at fish
mongers, and is eaten with buttoras
an "entro," generally at breakfast, aft
er having been previously boiled a few
minutes In salt water. Tho periwinkle
Is now ralsod by fishmongers in bedB
that are 40 foot long, 3D foot wldo, and
lfl Inches deep. To prevent tho peri
winkles from escaping tho bod Is cov
ored by a wire not. Tho catch Is easy.
At ebb tldo when tho bod is drv a
mar. passes botweon tho boards that
lie at tno Dottom of tho bed and
scrapes thorn up with a wooden shov
el. The perlwinklos of 18 months'
growth are best Thoy llvo naturally
on seaweed.
Very Enjoyable.
"I met Dllly Bumstead yesterday,
and ho told mo ho had just had a
very pleasant visit of a couplo of
hours with you."
"Yes. He seemed to enjoy the visit
very much. Ho usod tho entlro Umo
tolling mo about himself."
Expected.
"There is ono man whom nobody Is
surprised to find blacking his owa
business."
"Who 1b that?"
"A minstrel."
THE BANKS
OF
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Tho closing of tho year 1912 has
brought out the uburI bank utatomonts
accompanied by tho addresses of tho
Presidents and General Managers of
theso Institutions. Their reading is
Satcrostins as they show In a striking
manner tho prosperity of tho country,
and deal with economic matters in a
first hand way. Thoso who know any
thing of Canadian banking methods
know tho stability of theso lnstitu-
, tlona, and tho high character of tho
i men who aro placed In charge In
i discussing tho land situation tho Pros.
! ldent of tho Union Bank of Canada,
i whoso branches aro to bo found in all
' partB of tho Canadian West, said:
I "A good deal haB bcon Bald about
I speculation In laud. Tho lncrcaso in
j land values haB added enormously to
tho assqtB of Wostorn business, and
haB to somo extent formed a basts for
extended credit, but this la not felt to
bo a drawback when tho valuo Is real '
and convertible. Wo consider that a j
, business standing which Is strongth-
ened nnd enhanced by property hold
1 ings is entitled to a reasonable en
: largomont of credit for legltlmato busi
ness oporatioiiB."
; It will thUB bo scon that tho bonks
recognlzo tho certain rlso In tho valuo
' of farm lands In Wostorn Canada.
! When tho facts aro known of tho won-
dorful producing qualities of farm
i landB In tho Provinces of Manitoba,
i Saskatchewan and Alberta, it is slm
plo to understand tho llboral stand
takon by tho banks.
Living not far from Lashburn, Sask.,
is a farmer named Clarke who in 1912
secured a crop of Marquis Wheat,
yielding 76 bushols per aero. This
Is spoken of as a record yield, and thlB
in riniiTiHAim trim hut several cases
havo boon brought to notlco whoro
yields almost as largo have uoon pro
duced, and in different partB of tho
country. During tho past year thoro
havo, been reported many yields of
from 35 to 45 bushels of wheat to tho
aero. Oats, too, were a huccosb
ful crop, and so was tho barley
cron. Wheat that would yield 40
. ... . i
bushols por aero, wouia uring on uio
market 7U0 ta lair iiguroj por dusuoi,
a gross roturu of $28.00 por aero. Al
low $12.00 por aero (an outsido flguro)
thore would bo a balance of $16.00 per
aero not profit This flguro should
satisfy anyone having land that C03t
lesB than $100.00 por aero. Vory much
Icsh return than this proves satisfac
tory to those holding lands In Iowa
and Illinois worth from $250 to $300
por acre.
Tho latest Government returns glvo
an approximate esthaato of four hun
dred thousand of an immigration to
Cunudu during 1012. Of this number
200,000 will bo from tho United States.
Most of theso aro of tho farming clasB
and It Is not difficult to understand
why farming lands In Canada will ad
vance from ton to twenty por cont.
within the next twelvo months. There
fore Investment in Western Canadian
landB Is not looked upon as being in
tho speculative class. Thoso fortunate
enough to secure freo honfostcads In
Canada will acqulro in tho Intrinsic
valuo of tho land alono tho beat pos
sible start for a splondld future. Ad
vertisement Worldly and True.
Apropos of Miss Lois Campboll's
"billou-dollar debut" In St. Louis,
Claude 11, Wotmoro, tho author, mild.
"Tho marvelous growth and prosper
ity of our city Is a phenomenon that
holds tho cyo of all America. Uoforo
such wealth as ours one thinks Invol
untarily of tho worldly cynicism;
"Thoro aro otho- things in tho
world besides monoy nnd monoy will
buy them all.'"
Galsworthy Aphorisms.
Nothing that's true is cynical, and
nothing that is cynical Is true.
Tho word "smart" 1b tho guardian
angel of all fashions, and fashions are
tho guardian angola of vulgarity.
"For Lovo of Beasts," by John Gals
worthy. Almost Thrown Away.
"Tho fish I' had from yesterday
wasn't fit to oat. I was obliged to
jjlvo it to my servants!" London
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Young Minister's Passion for Self-Sacrifice
Had Results That Might
Have Been Anticipated.
Tho announcement of MIsb Holon
Miller Gould's betrothal led ono of tho
charity workers of Now York to Bay:
"Marrlago Itself will not be ablo to
quench Miss Gould's passion for giv
ing. Apropos to this pasBlon, sho onco
told mo a story.
"There was u young minister, tho
story ran, who, bolng poor, and hav
ing nothing elso to give, used to give
away his clothes.
"Tho young minister's district con
tained many needy men, and ho would
glvo them shoes and socks, ahlitand
coatB, gloves, overcoats and trousers.
"Yes, tlmo and again ho would glvo
away his clothes, foolishly nnd reck
lonly, piece by piece, until "
Horo tho charity worker Bmllcd.
"Until," Bho endod, "he camo to
himself!"
New York Flat.
They who havo over llat-hunted in
Now York know well that, till a rental
of $5,000 or $G,000 a yo.ir la reached.
Hats nro incredibly cramped. Indeed.
In a good neighborhood, ov(on a llvo-thousand-dollar
Hat 1b apt to be n tiny
ono,
"Discussing this phenomenon, Prof.
Brander Mutthows mld nt a luncheon:
"I remarked to a lndy tha othor
day:
"'Why, madam, your dog wags his
tall up and down!'
"'Ycb, sho replied, 'ho has to. Wo
are comparatively poor, you see, oud
Fldo was raised In a Hvo-thousand-dol-lar
flat' "
Fair to All.
"Hecently,' 'Buys a Richmond man,
"I received nn Invitation to tho mar
riage ofa young colored couplo for
merly in my employ. I am -quite, sure
that all persons similarly favored were
lett hi lllllu duiibt as to tho attitude
of tho couplo. Tho Invitation rnn as
follows:
"Von aro invited to the nutrrlugo
of Mr. Henry Clay Barker and Miss
Josephine Mortimer Dixon at the
house of tho bride's mother. All who
cunnot como may send." Lipplncott's
Magazine.
Certainly Not.
"Sir, aro you opposed to Votes for
women?" v-
"Certnlnly not; but If wonion had
tho ballot, then Huffragettes would
want it, too." Illinois Siren.
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Now IfyouprtTer uou can obtain Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription tablets of your druggist
at $1 per box, alto In 50c she or send SO one-cent
stamps to Jt. V, Pierce, Buffalo, for a trial box.
You can loam all about hydeno, anatomy, medicine, etc, from the
Peoplo'a Common Senso Medical Advisor, by Dr. It V. Pierce, a newly
revised, up-to-date edition of which is now offorcd, In cloth cover,
post-paid, for 81 cents in ono-cent stamps, to covor cost of wrapping
sod mailing only. Address, Dr. Pierco's Invalids Ilotol, Buffalo, K. Y7
Don't be poisoned by slnggtsh bowels. Dr. Plerct'f
Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate stosach,
itver and bowef Sugar coated, tlay grasak
Acted
HABIT.
"That howwld Mips Giggles really
laughed at me lawst ovonlng, donchor
know?" "Well, never mind hor sho oftea
laughs at" nothing."
Of Course.
"What did ybur lawyer say whea
you statod your purpose to him?"
"lie said 11 wuh fees-lble."
It's easy for n man td resist tempta
tion if he lias something better la
sight
Mrs. WlnalowT. Boollilne Symp for Chlldrer
ti'L'tliliiR, softeu:. 11)0 ;Utnn, reduces lnnamxna
linn, nllaj-H rain, cMir" wind colic. 5ottboUle.Ui
It takes a genius to save money or
write good poetry.
Knr Baln-24.000 ncrcs or any nnrt thnrool lnrntaA
Southern All., rpcclMI)r iloalrablo for Colonlxlnf.
OtTrrwlntuspoctalbaniMn. Hensonabletnrma. b'or
rnrtlcu litre utilroat, II. II. M.M, Jr., iik,IiUK Ala.
tchewan
Your
Opportunity
is NOW
In tho Province cf
Saskatchewan,
Wetttom CtViiVUa
Do Ton dmlro to pet a
Frcollomcttcadot juo
AUKK3 of that well
known Uh.it TjtnAi
arralshff-fimlfltf mnrMllanllnH
DolrasTahialilB.
NltW lMBTKICTS
noTO rrccntlr boon opened ap for
settlement, and Into theso rail
roads nro now being built. The
"J?r. T"1 oun como whon there
nlll ho no
lttndftrno,W!'tco,Un
. A Swift Current, Saskatchewan,
fnrmer writes: 'l camo on bit
homestead. March 1HM. with about
ll.UUI worth of hortos and nmchtn
prr. and lust 133 In cash. Today I
uiiTouuoucresof whent. BOO acres
ur cats, aud M acres of fcax." I!ot
bad for six years, butonlr an In-Mani-o
of what mar bo done In
Western Canada In Manitoba.
Saskatchewan or Alborta.
Maps, Hallway Jiatcs, etc, to
I K.wdnliUn, Drmr 5H,ittrhwi, 1 &
m. cmm. ji$ jkUm st, sl tain
Canadian Uorernnient Agents, or
address rmiierlntendent of
luiniltfrnUou, Otluiru,bu4i.
The Best Physicians
Gave Him Vjs
X wss attacked wltb a strcr
srnus disease, which was cansed
T disordered stoussch and Ut
cr," writes Ub. J is. V. Lxyxux, of
Wsshbarn. Tenn..Iloute t. Box 0,
I my friends Uiourbt l would
and th. best rthrililana my
Ola
ma an. I was adrlsed to try Dr.
llama's Oolden Medical DIscot.
17. and dertred loacU bonsfll
from same. Mr esse bad run so
lone. It hsd become so ehronle.
that noUilnff would effect a per.
raanont core, bat Dr. Pierce1
medicine baa dono much for'Bue,
and I blihlr recommend K. I
beartur adrlsa lis use as a sprint
tonic and farther adrlsa alllna
people to take Dr. Flerce'a -sedl-&UM
before tbelr illicitae bar
Gd so Iodst (bat tbere U nochaaoa
be curtd."
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