!.. HAkO'lA CITY IIKKALI) .rpr Vtt nrc xjiiq giu I JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. VFl OF Jttgw JWLd 11 J l. l l :: I.U P32 o ITT 0 .4 -1 1 h NEDnASKA. DAKOTA CITY, Erm- ' ! i TO TEACH LOVE MAKING. According to reports a professor In Germany proposes to open a Bchool wherein to teach lovo making. Bless tho dear professor, what can ho bo thinking about? What docs ho supposo lore making Is that ho presumes It Is something to be taught after tho man ner of algebra, geography and cook ing? Lovo making doesn't have- to be taught, says tho Philadelphia Press. From the palmy days In tho Garden of Eden It has been going on all over the world among all peoples. It has its different methods, grading from barbarism to civilization, but It Is love making all tho samo. To tho end of tlmo. If there Is to bo any end of time, it will go on just as tho habits and Inclinations of tho people direct it. It s ono of those diversions, or features, or essentials of human llfo which no government has yet at tempted to regulate, as nttemptfl have been made to regulato so many other things, and it had never oc curred to anybody that teaching it was necessary. Teaching boys to saw wood and girls to mako their own clothes is feasible enough, but teach ing them how to mako lovo isn't. Be sides, it's perfectly useless. They all know how already: the knowledge was born with them. Roland had his Durandal, Charlo magno his Joycuso, twin sisters of glory, heroines of stool. Kaisor Wll helm II. of Germany is not ignorant of this and to contlnuo tho tradition ho has given to IiIb sons arms upon which are engraved glittering mottoes of which he is tho author. On tho sword which ho has given to llio crown prlnco aro tho words, "AlwayB roady to Borvo his country;" on that of his favorito, Prlnco Eltol. "Faithful and without fear;" on thnt of Prlnco Adclbcrt, on one side, "For nil proofs" and on tho other "My soul to God nnd 'Germany;" on that of Prlnco Oscar, "Rectitude mid Intrepidity." Tho Princes August Wilhclm nnd Joachim Will have their swords and mottoes when they are promoted to the guard jlPM1JIHMlii ' " " miiwiiw II i mmmimwm mil iliwi ill ii in l n i i mi ii) .! I 111 i I ... un " "" ' rJn 6 "V CvjL A Wan" mmmtm r - a mm k. i n-v. r -s W" irrr , HT K V A Paris town counsellor has con colved and drawn up a scheme for saving from tho perils of tho street, both moral and physical, tho poor children of parents forced to work out late, unublo thereforo properly to foed and caro for tholr chlldron after school hours. Widows and widowers In particular aro to bonoflt from the scheme, and parents out of work, try ing to get work, unnblo in tho mean time to provide good food for tholr chlldron or lu keep tegular hours. It Is proposed to sot up a canteon in certain avallablo school buildings and there tho children unable to havo homo caro aro to be kept till bed tlmo under tho eye of n numbor of teachers temporarily unoccupied dur ing tho day. There are now under construction In .Europo 34 sea-going vessels equipped 'with lntornal combustion engines. New and more economical methods of producing tho oil consumed in these englnoB havo been devised, and It is predicted with confidence that they J.soon will become tho standard for locean service That Is not nil. Thero are confident predictions that inven tion before long will adapt tho new oil 'fuels to uso in tho propulsion of au Uomobllos. This Is an ago of frequent (revolutions in tho mechanical world. The demand for celluloid in Jupan is (yearly increasing and the amount Im ported is accordingly augmenting, but only as raw material, tho Import of finished material allowing a gradual decrease, it fuet which proves the Heady improvement of tho Japanese celluloid industry. The celluloid fac tory at AbaBhi, Ilarlma, now produces '80,000 pounds a month, and tho Snkat Celluloid company 25,000 pounds, so llml taking tho price of ono pound at ono yen Jspmi produces 1.2CO.00O yen iworth of celluloid manufacture:) in n year. In tho near future, Hays the J1J1, Japan will not only cease all impor tation of tho material trom Germnny, but will rank ns nn exporting country, hnr first customer bolng China. "Old yenr. you shnll not file, Wn illd no IhukIi and cry with you, I've half n mind to die with you, Old yenr. If you must die." I ME and tide wait not. And so we are gathored once moro around tho couch of tho dying year, whose short lifetime has been fraught with new experiences and old failures, with sorrow and with Joy to the sons of men With friendly feel ings of regret wo watch his solemn passing. Tho weary sighing of tho winter wind OVr the frozen wanton of snow Is a mournful dirge for tho days thnt aro gono, for tho Irrevocable past, t'hast cnlng some with the heavy hand of sorrow and woeful loss, showering blessings of hnpplncBS nnd lovo upon others, tho year that is "dying In tho night" has striven mightily lobe tho friend of nil. Even where unmerited misfortune has swamped the high spirit and bruised tho aching heart, tho old year's passing stirs memo ries of regret for bright hopes fnded, and of gratitude for tho few radiant gleams of happiness which have illumined tho darkness Hy a natural forco of habit, with many the declining moments of tho old year aro devoted to a sort of spiritual stock-taking. Tho mistakes nnd the offenses of tho past aro canvaBsed ovor during this "burial of laBt year's sins." and resolutions of reformation adopted for future guidance. It has been said that those who mako good resolutions are only thoso who break thorn. Too often they aro simply tho impotent prod ucts of lingering hnblt, aroused to life In the bewildering swirl of n customary moral houso cleaning, and doomed to n brlnf nxlstnnen, A momontary repentance, Induced by tho sol emnity and associations of tho season, does not effect much material change in tho moral ca pacity for clean living. Generally, somothlng is bound to give way whon now wlno is put Into old bottles, To do ns n matter of course that which Is right as it comes is tho truo secret of u good life, and becomou In time a foico moro jwrnlstont nnd effectual than the weak-kneed habit of shipping an Ill-assorted dock cargo of good resolutions, "whoso shifting In bad weather will givo sorious troublo until It Is Jettisoned, or swept overboard. Hut hush! tho hour Is near. Tho old man is breathing hnrd, his eyes grow dim, tho hue of doath Is spreading over hlo hollow cheeks and wrlnklod brows. Soon ho will bo gone, forgot ten with tho troubl" and wirrow, the Joy and de light, ho brought in his train. "Across tho waste his son and heir doth rldo post-haste," and we prepare to salute tho rising sun, to mako the rafters ring with "Tho king 1b dead, long live the king." And so, unmindful of "benefits forgot," with regret and remombrance burled deop In tho Joy of tho moment, wo hail tho signals of tho momontouB change tho blaring of sirens and the boom of cnnnoti, tho cheering of reveling crowds nnd pie mad Joyous clangor of multltudl nous bells. ltln out, wild Im'IIh, to the wild iiky. The Hying cloud, thw froitty HkM: The yi-nr Is ilyltiK In tho nlKht. ItliiK out, wild bolls, nnd let him die. Tho bleBsod glad now yenr Is coming, her alded with rojolclng, and lOBplondent with hope: "There's a now foot on tho lloor, my friend, and All enlistments in the regular army now aro for seven yeara instead of four, so that each recruit who sorves his full tlmo will bo a now mnn when he comes out, If there is truth In the old theory that a man's physical char acteristics completely chango In seven years. ISOIDTIAB && MAY" 4 , A lecturor who advocates the paint ilng of pears, cherries, strawberries, 'etc., to make them moro attractive, pointedly rofrainB from including peaches in tho Hat. Perhaps ho thlnkB the suggestion would bo superfluous. ETHRONKl) b Time the old Year dies Whose life was tilled with many deeds, Some noble, grand, some 111, ho lies lu history with other yoars of creeds And wars and men of fame; wo know Dim only by the things that passod Within his tlmo. Time measured alow Hat found the old Venr'B doom at last Now Year with youthful smile steps In With scepter In his hand and claims The Earth as his domain Within Ills duys great men may write tholr Nntlons inn) rlsu, may fall nnd die, Mysteries their secretB may unfold, Hut eiu he knows shall comu tho cry "Now Year, thou art umoug tho old'" Tho buttermilk (lends may now point proudly to tho fact that tho Turks onco contemptuously roforrod to tho Bulgarians as "yoghurtjl," or sour milkers. Great little diet Is butter milk. names, tl Hut eiu he knows shall comu tho cry fiff "Now Year, thou art umoug tho old'" .JQ I Mm A woman In California cast her first ballot for president at the ago of 102. She Is convinced that ult things como to ber who waits. Sir William Ramsey is dovlslng a 'new universal language, tho basis of which are pictures. is one of the' most popular characters. Washington wants pollcowomen. Evidently, it thinks tho Idea a capital a. h new fuco at tho door." Bacchus and Venus and bright-eyed Hebo glvo welcome and homage to tho newcomer, and salute the opening of his reign with mirthful song and Joyous laughter. The festivo celebration of the new year has been a salient feature in the social life of all civilized peoples, ancient and modern, and that character istic persists in the strenuous life of today. Tho tlmo at which tho year began varied much among different nations. The Carthagin ians, Egyptians, Persians and other nations of antiquity began their year at tho autumnal equinox, New Yt-ar'b day falling on September 22, of modern reckoning, which 1b also tho be ginning' of tho Jewish civil year. The Greeks chose riccomber 22, and afterward June 22. Jan uary 1 was first adopted by the Romans, whon Julius Caesar brought the civil year into close harmony with the solar, In B. C. 4G, but, for many centuries, the example was not followed by subsequent European nations. At ono time there were seven different dates for tho begin vTjlng of tho year among tho Christian nations, nnd ovcji successive popes, until comparatively recent times, scarcely evor adopted tho same .chronology Russia and tho eastern empire of Constantino dated from September 1, and the Mohammedan year, bolng dependent on tho phases of tho moon, had and has no fixed begin ning. Jnnuary 1 became the accepted dato of the Now Yenr among the Catholic nations of Europe In lf.82, when Popn Grogory XIII intro duced the new atyle of reckoning, and corrected tho accumulated discrepancies between tho Jul ian computation and tho actual solar year by striking ten days out of the almanac of that year Hy 1700 this dato was In general ubo throughout Europe, but It was not until 17H2 that England nnd her American colonies adopted It Ancient nnd modern civilized peoples, whllo differing as to tho day from which thoy reck oned tho beginning of tho civil year, havo agToed in distinguishing It by special festivities and re ligious observances Tho Romans dedicated Jan uary 1 to tho oldest of tholr gods, Janus of the two fnces, one youthful and ono aged a symbol of tho wisdom of tho god who knows tho past and can peer Into tho futuie They sacrificed to him on twelve altars, and were careful no to order their conduct on New Year's day that ev ery word and action should bo n happy au guiy of the twelve months of tho coming yenr Kindly salutations nnd presents of tigs, dfttert and HUeoluieulH wore exchanged nmong the people holiday dress wns worn, and feasting heenmo universal New Year presents became under tho CneBars a sourco of great personal , profit to the luler, and nn onerous burden to his subjects Tho In famous Caligula, making It known that his daugh ter required a dowry at the Now Year, walked barefooted ovor the piles of gold which covered tho courtyard of his pal ace gifts of tho terror ized Roman citizens How this custom per sisted down tho nges may bo gathered from the fact that, oven as Into ns the reign of Wllllnm nnd Mary, the English nobility wore accustomed to "send to tho king a purso with mid In It, every New Yes r's tide." Quoon Elizabeth's w a r d r o b u and Jewelry wero nlmost wholly supplied from tho Now Year contributions of her subjects, and, although sho made re turn gifts, it is related that sho took good caro to havo tho balance well in her own favor. Tho early fathers of tho church reprobated tho immoral and supersti tious observances of tho pagan festl fal, and directed that tho Christian year should bo opened with a day of fasting, prayer and humiliation. Tho festal character of the day, how ever, pertinaciously clung to it throughout tho ages, and tho church preserved Its religious aspect, by making it a festival in commemora tion of tho circumcision. In Cath olic countries, New Year's day Is a holiday of strict obligation, opening . with a solemn midnight mass and the singing of the Te Dettm. Many Protestant churches hold a "watch night Bcrvleo" through tho last thrco hours of tho departing year a sol emn servico of prayer and song and exhortation which Is hushed Into a few minutes of silent meditation as tho midnight hour draws near, and then breaks forth Into a song of praise, greeting the first moment of the new-born year. Kx m warn mm li 'mtsjmSkA jWimi1 mxrz2rjBZ.rMrj.''-V.'r'i i - - i -. Wimm&rwMzM (-7 HA J TflTflD'nAnTi IS. JL JLJCiJllVI, TT If JSfKMNETT KIS Sv f) THE VANISHED YEAR t t Onco again a year has vanished, To the realm of bygones banished, Where the past years sleep in glory Not forgotten gono bofore And tho Now Year comes to greet us, On tho wings of Time to meet us, And to toll the old, old story Of tho years that are no moro. In the wings of Time, swift flying, IjIpb the Old Year, sighing, dying, Dorno to Join tho host that slumbers. On that distant unknown shore Home to Join tho countless legion, Thnt have crossed that mystic region. And aro counted with the numbers In that land of Nevermore Onco again the bells aro ringing, Tidings of the Now Year bringing, With tho blytho and gladsbmo clangor Of tho bolls that rang of yore, And their glad and tuneful-pealing, nrlghtor, fnirer skies revealing, Ilids us banish sorrow, anger, Think of gladness yet In storo. Iet us greet tho Now .Year gladly Though we miss tho old one sadly Let us hopo for bright skies o'er us, Let our dreams bo ever fair Let us banish care and sorrow, Hopo for gladness on the morrow Let us build for days before us Hrlghtor castles in tho air MELISSA WILL NOT BE SCORCHED BY A SUNNY DISPOSITION. Mrs. Merriwid came into the room whoro her maternal maiden aunt Jane was industriously tatting, and her head was drooping and her step weary. She passed her hand across hor half-closed eyes and sank into tho easiest chair, with a deep drawn sigh. "What's tho matter now?" asked Aunt Jnne. "A touch o' sun, a touch o' sun," re plied Mrs. Merriwid, faintly. "Mr. Gladden has been beaming on me for the last three-quarters of an hour and there wasn't a shady spot In the room. He's tho most refulgent person I ever did see, hut basking in his rays for moro than a half hour gives me pro nounced pangs of anguish. Would you mind having tho blinds down, dearie? And I'd liko to havo Hilda toll an imitation of a passing bell on tho lowest cup of the gong, If she Isn't too busy. Let's tnlk of graves and worms and epitaphs. Would you rath er bo buried or cremated?" s" "How absurd you are, Melissa," Aunt Jane reproved. "That's the kind of conversation I want," said Mrs. Merriwid. "Go on, dearie." "I won't do anything of the ''sort," said the elder lady. "Some of these days you'll be sorry you ever said such things." "I hope so," replied Mrs. Merriwid. meekly " trust thcio aie sadder days In store. You're doing nicely. cloud up and rain some day whon I am wearing my best hat. And If I lose my purse with twenty dollars' worth of monoy in it, I don't confi dently expect to havo it returned to me intact within twenty-four hours; furthe-t'i'ire, I won't dismiss tho mat ter ftuin my mind with a gay laugh. I'm not u pessimist, nt that. I know one Jovlu iarty, smiling, haw-hawing optlrr t that I'd liko to see with a ragini' i othache, anyway, and tho last ,t of that sunny-tempered vis 1 nary's name is Gladden." Mrs. Merriwid spoke with such un usual petulance that Aunt Jane look ed at her in surprise. Then Mrs. Mer riwid laughed. "The wretch proposed," she said. "You don't meant to tell me!" ex claimed Aunt Jane. "I didn't mean to," said Mrs. Mer riwid, "but I supposo I might as well. Yes, lie wanted me to marry him and ho couldn't seo anything ahead of us but ineffable bliss. I could see quite a number of things. I could see him making light of nil my troubles even If he didn't magnify his own, which your cheery optimist has a way of doing, dearie. It's the easiest thing in tho world to be philosophical over a broken leg when it's the other fel low's, and It's cheaper to encourago your forlorn and disconsolate brother man with a few words of cheer than It is to lend him money. Well, I didn't mention all this. I merely told him that It could never, never bo. "'Well,' he said, cheerfully, 'I cer- t TT ". v -, J V CAN YOUR BABY FIND ITS NOSE. ii" k mammss i .ii i " v " i . f.m j. iitmn. jbii iiwiiKiithJtwiims 'A m' if 3l1L? pritmrnm miiiiijinfiiVmiitt y Ml ' "I Could See Him Making Light of All My Troubles." Hut, honest, auntie d?ar, do you liko 'em as cheerful a3 Mr. Gladden?" "Of course 1 do," Aunt Jane an swered. "A person can't be too cheer ful"" "I disagree with you," said Mrs. Merriwid. emphatically. "I think Mr. Gladden Is. Of course, being a pro moter, he's got to be more or less sanguine and encouraging but, In my opinion, be runs it about sixteen hundred fe.ot Into the ground. I'm not a prospective investor, whatever he talnly hoped that It could, but of course if it can't, I'll have to make tho best of it. Maybo it's just as well after all.' "If you expect me to like optimists as far gone as that, you'ro going to bo disappointed," concluded Mrs. Merri wid. (Cop light, 1012, by W O Chapman.) Depth of Meanness. Little Jonas was the son of penuri ous patents, and the son bade fair to may think, and I refuse to believe that outdo them in frugality a fact that everything happens for the best. I ) worked extreme hardship upon Bobby want to have a presentiment that the Graves, his seatmate. worst is yot to come, onco in a while I Bobby came home ono night looking Here Are Some of the Tests for Determining Normal Child. If a child of three yearn knows his name and can thrust a chubby finger ti his nciso, mouth nnd oyes. when asked about those organs, he's a normal kid. If ho can't then It's time papa and mamma got busy with potty's llttlo think tank, or ho'Il grow up to bo a boob This, In plain Howeryesquo, Is the translation of tho formula given in scientific forms by tho medical savants of tho Mental Hyglono confer ence and exhibit, who are holding "tests of chlldron" In tho hall of the city college, remarks tho New York Journal. "A child of four," continues ho scientific for mula, "Is expected to know its sox and to be nblo to recognize such objects as a key, knife or a penny, nnd to tell tho comparative length of lines. "At live a boy or girl should bo able to draw a bquaro nnd to ropcat sentences. When a child Is six we ask for definitions 1 might ask- 'What Is n fork?' If n boy answered: 'I eat with a fork,' it would be sufficient for that age, but if he Inserted tho word 'something' In his defini tion, as 'A fork Is something to eat with, It If I wanted to take a perpetually rose colored vlow of existence, I'd wear pink goggles. Imagine that man as n husband'" "I hardly think that is a proper thing for a lady to do," Aunt Jane opined. "Fudge!" said her niece. "As If n lady would do anything else! He'd bo ovcrlastlngly galumphing in nnd exasperating you with his Idiotic opti mism, no matter what happened. If the ccok left at the most inconvenient time, ho'd tell you to cheer up because it would be all the samo In a hundred years and that thcie weio just as good fish In tho sea as over came out of it and that care killed a cat and away bo s with melancholy and that sort of pillle. If the laundress ruined your very best waist, he d grin nnd say that there wab no uso crying over spilled milk and that every cloud has a sliver .lining and In trouble to be troubled la to have your trouble dou bled." "I'm sure I think that's n very sen slblo way to leok at things," observed Aunt June "Fretting over a thing never helped it yet. nnd It's alwas so depressed that his mother asked the cause of his troublo. "It's that .lone Peterbo!" buist out Bobby. "He's just about tho meanest thing! He eats my apples all up, and ho never gles me oven a bite offen bis, an' my apples aro good an" hlo ain't very! An' today ho made mo do his 'rlthmctic zamples, 'cause h" didn't know how, an' ho wouldn't even lend mo his pencil to do 'em with'" Youth's Companion. would place him In tho eight-year class If he hotter to bo hopeful and look at tho said- 'A piece of tableware,' ho would be In the twelvo-yenr class." A child of ton Is usked what ho would do If ho missed n train. Iloro tho answers vary Any reply thnt Is an answer Is nccopted. One child said: "Walt for another" Another said he would "run nnd cntch it." Whllo a boy from tho Bronx snld ho would go homo for tho doy What to do If struck by a playmato was tho moBt puzzling of all questions. Roys Invariably looked at their mothers when tho Question was put. "Forgive him." was tho answer only a fow times. Tho best examination passed so far was by seven-year-old Donald Grant of fi07 West lSEth street, who passed tho examination for tho child of ton. REASON FOR HIS GENEROSITY - - Small Boy Was Not Giving Away Goslings Simply Out of the Good nest of His Heart. Wo wero flBhlng In tbu James river tn tho OzarkB, writes a correspondent of Tho Companion, and for thrco dnys had floated down tho clear, swift trcam, casting bb wo went. For llft miles wo had not scon a human habita tion, although occasional sounds ludt cnted thk thore wero scattered farms beyond 'ho fringe of timber that close ly Uuet. the stream. One morning, whon tho current wns hurrying us along at eight miles an hourJ wo saw a tow-huaded boy pop nut pf the url--bruili on tho b.tnk nnU aV.i'j ,'. rtil'tnq b, fifty ! ' II "Goslings?" I said, surprised. "Why, what should wo do with goBllngs?" "I dunno," ho replied indifferently. "What aro ou doing," I aHkcd, "fishing?" "No," a llttlo robelllously, "I'm mlndln' nn old cow out of tho corn. "Say," ho Bald, a llttlo nnxlously, ns wo wero floating by, "you can havo them goslings If you wont thorn. I'll show you whero thoy arc." No. thank you," we said. "Wo rn iiMi't take care of them There they are," ho leaned for- ward and polntod down tho bank, "right down there. You can havo 'em If you wnnt 'em." "That's a funny kid," remarked one of our party, as wo drlftod by a dozon half-grown goslings nt tho edge of the water. "Wonder what makes him so generous?" Just then, loud and shrill, came & woman's voice from tho field back in the valley: "John-nlo! John-nle O John-nlol Air you keopln' them gosllu's out of tho garden f" Youth's Comunnlon. bright side " "Suppose It hasn't nny bright side," argued Mrs Merriwid. "Supposo It's a slub of soft coal And what a wom an wantR lu n husband is sympathy. If sho's lying down with a sick head ache, she doesn't want him to Jolly her up and tell her she just imagines the acho part And If he can't come ncross with tho price of a new hat once In a while. It Isn't any satisfac tion to her to bo told she'll be sport ing diamond tiaras by next mil on the strength of Ills schome to establish aerial road houses for tho flying ma chine trade. You glvo Mr Gladden n patent clothes pin nnd the population of tho United States at the last cen hub and hoil begin to lmnglno he's got a fortune beyond the dreams of nvnrlco and nearly up to Morgan's, and his wifo will find that It begins to wear on hor In tlmo, like her last year's dresses." It's tho optimists that do things," said Aunt June. "l know," agreed hex niece. "Hope springs eternal and It's darkest Just before dawn and tho longest lane must have a turning. It's likewise an ill wind that blows nobody good; but you enn't make- me believe that a had ess Is going to improve In courso of tluio and be good, or that it won't Happy Burmese. The Burmese aro tho most light hearted and care freo people in all the world, and tho sound of merry laughter tills all this happy laud. Ai heart the Hurman Is, llrst of all, a gentleman, and thougli ho is tho proudest mortal in the world, he is unaffected, sincere and as stmplo as a llttlo child, and is, moreover, remark ably freo from the vices of other oriental races. The Hurman may be Indolent, careless and pleasure lov ing to a fault, but he Is always kind ly and what he lacks in ambition and industry Is more-, than supplied by the energy and cleverness of ills wonder fully capable women. Power to Do Good. The Increment that comes to any human fadulty through use is tho r.weetest of all satisfactions to bo got out of work sweeter than material rewards, sweeter than the praise of ono's fellows, sweeter than purchased oaBe. To feel that one Is steadily growing in ono's power to do good--there is deeper gladness In that, to an earnest soul, than In almost any thing else this world nffords. Pun-shion Her Faith Lost. A llttlo Boston girl was coaxed to own to her aunt that she had done something which sho ought not, and which she Btoutly denied. Finally, such undeniable proof of her guilt was put up before her that she could no longer keep her dontal. Sho turn ed to her aunty, and said: "Well, Aunt Ktttlo, you tan't trust anybody, now. adays!" Tho People Supreme. I repeat that all power Is a trust; that we are accountable for Its exer cise; that from tho people and for tho people all springs nnd all must exist Benjamin Disraeli. J i-.jrt --tar ifc ' J4