rA. A !.. r 7 ' c y - ! Tiilorimment r. z IStPB JH-mWj-L Point In Etiquette. I am Invited to a reception, from 8:30 to ton o'clock, and after that dancing. I am puzzled as to how I should dress. If gloves aro worn, (are they removed Just heforo you go tlix for refreshments? About place Icards, aro they to help find one's jplaco at the table, and aro they taken or left by tho plate when one has fin ished? A. L. D. Any evening dress is suitable for .the occasion you mention. Gloves aro usually romoved when ono is seated for refreshments and put on aftor ward. Place cards boar tho name of tho guest who If occupy tho seat. and are to be taken if tho guest wishes. Thoy aro often hand-palnt"d .or otherwise elaborate, and in that casa aro Intended an souvenirs or fa vors. A plain card with namo of guest In Inlf answers every purpose and sorno hostesses havo their mono gram on plain cards for uso as place Indicators, writing the namo of tho guest themselves, sometimes adding the dale if 11 la a very special occa sion. A Four-Year-Olfl'a Birthday. Will you kindly inform mo how I Wiould celebrate roy child's fourth anniversary, and wbat should I havo lor a lunch or what 1b best? A Con stant Reader. Wrlto notes in the namo of your phlld, inviting tho llttlo ones to como to play and bring their mothora upon tho day and dato and hour designated. TJso tho party stationery if you can got it. Servo cocoa -with whipped cream, or a raarshmnllow in each cup; urholo wheat broad sandwiches, birth- jfiay cako (cither sunshine or Hiigfil rood) and lco cream. Peppermint kisses aro harmless, or what is known na "kindorgarton" cnndles. Costume for Matron of Honor. I shall appreciate your telling mo la foW things about a wedding. It is Ito bo a Blmplo homo wedding at eight (O'clock In tho evening, and tho bride tU to marry in a traveling suit. "What 'should tho matron of honor wear? Does she havo to wear a traveling 'putt, too? If not, would a white lib erty satin do? B. Vt ' Tho matron of honor would certain ly outshine tho brido it sho wore a while saltu gown. A whlto sorgo or broadcloth would bo bettor, or a pretty (light gray or tan reception dress. Tho Proper Thing to Do. ' Havo received invitations to a tea, j muolcalo and reception, each on a visiting card. I wish to uccupt IIoW fchall I answer In each cbbq? Do I make calls afterward, pd how eoon? A. n, C. D. Uso note pnper or correspondence jtards and accept or regret, ns 1b your Intention. U" the .lilrd person In re plying, but do not ubo your visiting nrd; It la not good form. Makn a call within tho month. . A Brlde-to-Be'o Queries. ' Is it proper for tho brido to come Ho tho wedding breakfast or any re- Sast after tho coromony in her bridal ress? Or should sho leave tho KUcsts and chango for her traveling UrosB first? Should announcement fcards bo engraved? Minnie. I A brido partakes of breakfast or any (refreshments served after tho cere mony -in all the glory of her bridal irobo. "When she appears in her trav eling gown it 1b to leave the house Ira 'mediately. Announcement cards (should bo engraved. I 1 Baskets for Basket Social. Will you kindly suggest somo way to esp a baot for a baskot social? a. would like to havo something new for odd. And also, will you pleaso tell mo0 some colors that would be nleo? Anxious. , You can buy all kinds of dainty foajkels very cheaply, those of Japan ices .nufacture mi of w"ttarl are lovely. Thoy may also bo mndo of jorpo tissuQ paper braided tightly and (sowed Into shapo. Any colors are (pretty. Chooso what suits you best. From a Boy. ! Do you seo nny harm In two boy (chums kissing whon they moot and )whn alonp with each other? Do you itnlak a boy should pay "party calls" Kvhwi ho must work each day? A Boy (Render. I think it Is strictly up to tho boys. If thoy wish to kiss, let them. Thero Is aothing wrong in it, nnd I think th most beautiful sight I ever saw wM'the way an only son always em braced his father. Seoms to mo it a box accepts hospitality, that ho could find time on Sunday afternoon or e ro ping to pay a party call, MADAME MERRI. Tarn O'Qhanter, The velvet Tam O'Shantor is trying very bard to bo popular, but it really suits so very fow peoplo that I do not think it has much of a future. There Is a ceraln juvenility about it that takes on its stylo and makes It loom pnly.Buitablo for a girl with her hair down. Inexpensive Necklaces. Some of tho prottlest necklaces of the inexpensive sort nro of cream, white or roso beads with rhlnetono clasps. Necklaces of amber are also Immensely smart. MffiaOf SLAPS New Treatment to Correct n Loose, Flabby Skin. French Beauty Specialists Introduced This Innovation, and It Has Been Eagerly Taken Up In This Country. By MME, ARMAND. If your skin Is looso and flabby nnd you hesitate to massage it for fear of pushing or dragging It which, by tho way, is very harmful, especially when lines are apparent then try tho now cr treatment of slapping tho flesh. French beauty specialists bcllevo moro In slapping and kneading the flesh than in mnssago, and judging from tho patronngo thoy receive, it Ib a real success. Of course, tho slap ping is a Bort of massage, but ns it is applied with tho flat of the hand, thero Is no pushing, pulling or drag ging of tho akin, which Is llkoly to oc cur with ordinary maasago If ono Ih not careful and skilled in tho work. In taking one of theso treatments not long ago 1 was told that tho skin nnd flesh responded moro quickly to this kind of work and thnt almost any part of tho body could bo filled out in much Icbb timo than with tho ordinary mnssago. It certainly makes tho blood which is dormant nnd sluggish como to life. Tho regular pit-pat Hands it tingling' through tho volna until It scorns that tho wholo Bkln Is nglow with fresh, warm blood In tho Turkish hatha part of tho treatment consists of slap ping and kneading tho ontlro body, nnd that Is why ono feels so good therbafter, becaiiso every bit of blood posBlblo to roach has been set In mo tion. How to 8lap Your Own Face. First clennso tho face thoroughly. Then warm tho Bkln olthor by holding Hot cloths unon it or by Btoaming it Next pat in eomo of your favorite cream or Hkln food. Allow nil that will to abBorb nnd then with tho flat of the hand slap firmly, yet severely, nt the corners of tho oyes nnd temples Tho work of slapping Ib dono host by alternating with tho hands, using ono and then tho other. Next slap tho checks from tho sides of tho nose. Work out over tho Jawbone nnd on t tho neck. If what la known as ilin chnractcr lines, thoso which run from tho nostril to tho corners of th mouth, nro deep, then push tho tongu beneath tho lino nnd slap well. Whurt working nbout tho oyes do so vory, BcnUy i'0" only th" cushion nf tlml flccond finger-tip. Hoinomber nlwayt that tho oyes aro boiibIUvo to nny hard or vigorous application, bo on must bo careful to do no harm U them. Tho forohend may bo Rlnppoj vigorously with tho palms, and tw fingers will sulllco to slnp tho hobo o each nldc. Double Chin Needs Slapping. To romovo tho nupcrfluouB fat anJ doublo chin, slap It vigorously. Lift up tho head and with tho back of the hands, alternately, alnp upward, o. oaslonnlly pressing tho flesh towaM tho chin, novor down toward the throat. Whon tho fnco, nock and chin hnftt hnnn sufficiently Blapped thoy should tlnglo nnd smart, but not pnln. Thoj, after a fow'momontB' rest, tho hann should bo doubled up into lists, nn.fi tho floBh softly kneaded nil over, nnvl wherovor tho skin Is looso nnd bagfty it should bo picked up botwoon tlv) thumb and second finger nnd gentf.' rolled back nnd forth. When finish od tho faco can bo cloanncd of du&r and foreign particles Just as It is wltK ordinary mnsHago. If you will tnkfc an old soft towel first to rctnovo tint superfluous cream you will notlco how soilod it Ib. This slapping nnd knead ing not only holps to All out tho flenh, but makes an oxcellont way of ridding tho Bkln of many Impurities, Another Method of Using Cream. It is vory dlfllcult to mnko somu, skins nbBorb oils nnd creams and nu' mnttnr how hard one may try bv stcamlns tho skin and other warmlnj' methods to open tho poros, tho cronyi still remains on the surface If your skin is of this texture, then, after steaming or warming it, rub n llttlo o the cream on tho tips of your finger or tho palms of thn hands, and whll you are slapping the Bkln this will work into it. A good many womou prefer to bo massaged in tho snmi way, and do not enro to havo tha cream rubbed on tho faco first It co talnly has tho advantage over tho old mothod of applying tho cream, ns It 1m moro dainty and does not groaso up tho wholo faco or skin at onco. You can nlxo toll Just how much croain thn skin will absorb. If you tako vory llttlo at first, and It works in, tho hands becomo dry and thon you may tako up a llttlo moro, nnd in Ihlu until ner you can tell that tho cronin is sinking Into tho skin. Colored Caps. A rather daring departure has been niado In tho matter of boudoir cap. Aside from tho finest ItIbU llnon nnd laco of tho same mnnufucturo, colored ribbons aro now being run through tho laco openings at tho bottom of tho cap, and In sorno cases caps of gayly colored linen, with whlto laco, aro being shown. This Is strikingly now, bocaUBO of tho fact that whlto han nl ways boon tho predominating color for a morning cap. In tho colored caps Irish llnon Is not being usud. Theso caps may last, but It Is unlikely, as milady Ib discriminating and may refuse to depart from tho elugnnt whlto linen cap. 811k Blouses, Many of tho now blouseB aro mado of silk and have llnon collars and cuffs. A pretty blouso Is mado sur plice fashion, with a sailor collar and undorcuffa of dainty handombroldorod llnon, which may bo removed and laundered Leather 8ah Qlrdlei, Thero aro sash girdles mndo of black patont leather with oval buck les at each ond, through which aro run sashes of black satin with frluc; d ends. PITCHING STAR WITH N X nfc' - mA M Al Demaree, the Mobile pitcher purchased by the New York Nationals, won twenty-four games and lost ten last season. DISQUALIFY A DOPED HORSE Mare Trained by Sam Hlldreth Is 8et Back by French Racing Stewards Charge Denied, Sporting circles aro ngltated over tho action of tho Htownrds of Autoull in disqualifying Camyre, a mare own ed by Charlos Kohler and trained by Sam Hlldreth, aftor Bhe won the Prix do la Vnlleo. Tho authorities based their disqualification on a chargo that Cnmyro hnd been drugged, and de clared that tracoB of stimulants wore found in tho horse's saliva. Bimllnr action has been taken by tho r.tcward3 In the cns,n of sovnrnl other horses, and tho authorities havo an nounced their determination to stnmp 5am r-illdrcth. out tho "doping" 3f racers at Autoull. Complaints ngalrft tho practice havo boon unusunlly I'.vmorous this year. M. Monbol, oirr of tho Frenchmen who Incurred th penalty of disquali fication, has dccl.-arcd his intention of taking tho matte,-' to tho courts. ' Whon Hlldroth was nsknd what ho thought of tho rtowards' verdict, he answered: "Caniyro was In normal condition whon sho won tho raco," Whon ho was nsked what ho in tends to do in tho matter ho was as noncommittal as before, contenting himself with Raying: "What can bo dono against tho do cislon of ihu stewards? Nothing at nil " 1912 BIG YEAR IN BASEBALL 9,287 Players Participated In teagues of National Associ ation, Says Farrell. 47 Tho roport of Secretary John II, Fnrroll'for tho past yonr, presented at tho annual mooting of tho National Association of Professional Basoball I.oaguos In Mllwnukeo, shows that tho present association comprises 17 tongues, embracing 322 towns and oltlus of tho United Stntes and Can ada. Tho roport Bays.287 players' con tracts wero promulgated; 1,729 "terms accoptod" wore examined nnd promulgated; 3,168 players wero re ported released by purchaso between nntlnnnl association clubs; 133 option al ngroomonts wore approved; 105 optional agreements wero oxerclBed; 8,43C piny urn warn mpnrted for ra lcaso; IMS players wuro reported for pueppnslon; 325 plnynrs worn roln stnted; ono player was declared Ineli gible j 239 players woro solectod by draft Tho national board of arbitration passed upon 93C disputed ensos during tho yonr and handed down decisions for tho snmo, nnd 132 canon urn on hnnd for dispoBnl at the annual moot ing now in progross. Tho National loaguo drafted 30 play ors, and tho American lenguo drafted 38. Tho National association drafted 141 plnyera. Total amount received through this ofilco for drafted players, including monoy refunded on Nntlonnl associa tion drafts dlBiillowod; Natlonnl loaguo, $43,040; American lenguo, $00,100; National association, $70,960; totnl draft monoy, $174,450; amount paid on optional agreements, $73,250. Amount paid for rolenso by purchase of National association play ers, $133,000. Grand total. $380,700. McGlnnlty Buys Club. Joo McGlnnlt) U now a full-fledged club owner onco moro. Ho has pur--shaHod tho majority of tho stock In the Tncoma club of tho Northwestern lenguo. McGlnnlty will net aB mana ger and also tako his turn In thn box. Tribute to Brush, President Comlskoy of the Whlto Six says baseball will fool tho loss of j John T. Brush. "Ho was a power In tho gumo." Bald Commy, "and tho Aiueriouu league will miss him us much ns tho Nntlonnl." Curio's Creat P.eeord. .'ntneny uano. me drowns' nov r'hicw. during tho 1912 toason won , i ' -. tea that ho pitched, i r ' 'i wn-nr-rai ju-hit uf 1 rKd '-M thu'ouia NEW YORK GIANTS BARBER CUTS OUT FOOTBALL Innocently Tried to Throw Ball Back to Players When Twenty;One of Them Fell on Him. Football, with or without the for ward paBB, will no longer be on tho list of favorlto sports of Herman Stoeblo, of 6,950 Third avenue, Brook lyn. Tho Oriole and a team of aspir ing Day Ridgors were echeduled to wipe tho earth with each other Sun day nfteruoon In a lot nt 70th street and First nvcnuo, In Brooklyn. Stoo blo, being a harbor, went out to see tho long-hnlred athlotes in action. Tho twuns wero well matched, tho score was close and, as each eldo had its ndheronts, there was much excite ment among tho spectators. Suddenly from tho struggling line a player darted with the ball under his arm. Ho got freo from tacklers nnd started up tho field for a touchdown. Tho crowd urged him on and tho pur suers pressed him. A principle of tho game is to hold on to the ball, but this runnor dropped It and it fell In front of Stoeble. Now, Stoeblo waB posted on tho price of a faco imiRHfigo and know how to strop a razor, but tho rules of football, espe cially -when tho -coveted ball Is lylnB at oiio's foul, wero things foreign to his dully round of reading. Howover, ho felt that ho must not quickly, so ho grabbed tho pigskin and started to throw It out to tho runner who had dropped It. Started to throw It, tho refereo says. Is cor rect. When 21 players uncoiled and unwound themselves and uncovored Stooblo ho had tho ball still, but ho wasn't saying anything. Dr. Dugan, who hadn't expected to seo tho gamo, took Stoeblo to tho Norwegian hospital and found thnt tho volunteer has a broken leg. Ho may havo internal Injuries, too, but it is believed ho will recover. OES f 5P0RTD0M Stagg .is usual stood tho endurance test Thn Cincinnati papers nro complain ing that tho Reds do not bat heavy enough. Sixteen plnyors havo been killed on tho grltllon this year against four teen last year. It's getting flo a man has to win h pennant' or got n now Job. Espoclally In tho big lenguos. Pitcher, Carl Cnshlon of tho Wash ington Senators tmyu ho Ib learning a now throw to first. . Jimmy O'Rourko nncj Charles Hemp hill of Columbus havo been sold to Bill Frlol of St. Paul. Ty Cobb hns batted better than .300 In all tho sovpn years that ho has Bpont In fast company. Tho Now York Giants copped 319 bases last season, ngniiiHt 24S for Clu. clnnatl, tho next highest. Jimmy Burke hns boon mentioned ns a possibility, to mnnago tjio Grand Rapids team npxt season. Walter Johnson and Henry, says Clark Griffith, aro the greatest battery that ovor wont Into a ball game. Yalo thought, sho could knock tho "Brick" out of Brlckley, but Harvard took tho "Pump" cut, of Pumpully. Captain Larry Doylo of tho Giants has been engaged to coach the Seton Hall baseball team of Now Jersey, National leaguu Tans In Boston nra looking to George Stnllings to glvo them their first good ball club since 1901. McGraw would like to know who put tho "grass" In SnodgrasB, and who Is responsible r tho "mork" In Merkle. Helnlo Zlmmorman, uccordlng to tho figures, leads tho Notional league with the war club, cloBoi.r followed by an Indian. Outfielder ConnoJjr. who wns caught In tho draft by tho A'ashlngton Sena tors from Montreal, bntted for .310 last season. Bat Nelson's manager contends tho Hogowlsch man in in tho prime of life. "Dr." Pholon and "Doc'' Osier to tho contrary. Nobody has any rympathy for Mil lor Hugglns since be accepted a Job as Cardinal manager. They say ff. was his own fault Jack Ryder says tho Athletics and tho Red Sox will bo contenders in tho east, and tho Whlto Sox and tho Ti gers In tho west. Clark Griffith camo so near getting tho covoted flag In tho American lenguo In 1912 that ho is busy already proparlng to clinch tho next ono. Mnnagor Goorgo Stovnll of tho Browns Bnys that ho Is against baso ball playors writing for papors. Ho must havo boon reading sorno of it Goorgo Bnumgardnor Is a real find for tho St Louis Browns. Ho should bo a groat pitching asset for Georgq Stovall during tho season of 1913. , I Tho latest in turbulont St Louis It that Powell and Stephens, two of tho oldest of tho Browns In rolnt of serv ice, aro to ho roleased In favor of younger bljod PLAYERS GET TOO MUCH COIN Magnates Anxious to Revise Rules for Division of Gate Receipts of World's Series. If certain baseball magnates havo their way tho rules governing tho di vision of world's series receipts will bo radically amended. It will be HUggcBted that tho mon ey sot asldo for tho players of the two contending teams in tho world's series bo limited to a guaranteo for each man instead of a percentage. No less a poreon than August Herr mann, chairman of tho National base ball commission, favors a plan by which each member of tho winning team In tho world's scries will re ceive $1,000 whlto each member of the losing team will get $7.50. This money, according to tho Herr mann idea, will bo doducted from 00 per cent, of tho first four games, tho balance to bo distributed equally among tho players of the other four teen major Innguo teams. If such an amendment should bo adopted, tho world's scries would de velop into a big benefit for all the major league players. - It is also hinted that tho national commission may find Us 10 per cent rakeoft reduced ono-half. The com mission's Bha.ro of tho spoils has stead ily Increased each year until $50,000 wns set aside after tho recent strug glo between tho Giants and Red Sox. Several club owners Insist that the commission's portion should not ex ceed $25,000, in which event tho bal ance could bo split up among tho men who pay tho salaries of all major league players. Tho world'B series has grown to such enormous proportions that tho impression prevails among baseball men that tho players aro gotting too much money. If tho plan to curtail tho shares of tho teams taking part in tho world's series is adopted, It will be Interesting to learn tho nttltudo of tho recently organized Qascball Playors' Frater nity. Tho membership list includes nearly 300 major leaguo players, all of whom would be glad to receive a piece of world series coin. M'CARTHY HAS GOOD RECORD Pittsburg Player Lands In Fourth Among Second Baseman of All National Leaguo Teams. One of tho most promising players on tho Pittsburg team Is llttlo Mc Carthy, who filled in at second baso whon Miller was put on the initial , PS&f&iJf Bv - tti.-j- v .WUSfcUv Second Baseman McCarthy. sack. Lata In tho season McCarthy wns supplanted by Butlor, tho St Paul star. McCarthy participated In 105 gnmes, finishing with a record of .902. Unique Stadium for Yale. Tho now Yalo stadium to bo started shortly will bo tho largest of Its kind In America and unique In many re spects. Tho amphitheater ,wlll be bowl-shaped, a feature entirely Individ ual. It will bo GO feet deop and will seat 00,000 persons uud can be ex tended to seal 100,000 If desired. It will cost $300,000 and other Improve ments to tho Yalo field athlotlc equip ment will mnko tho total expenditure $700,000. Funds for tho work of construction will bo provided by a bonding system, which will Allow the genoral public to purchaso at face value tickets to all tho games in tho stadium. In caso n $100 bond Is bought tho purchaser will bo allowed to buy two tickets to every gamo for fifteen years. Training Dates. Tho training datR of tho Cincinnati Reds havo been announced. Thoy will Itmvu Cincinnati on March 1 for Fronch Lick Springs. Thoy will re main In Mobile until March 26, when thqy return direct to Redlnnd. On March 29, 30 and 31 tho Reds will piny tho Now York Americans, April 4, 5, and C the Boston Americans, and on April 7, 8 nnd 9 the Detroit Amer icans, opening the regular season on April 10. Eleven Champions Off the List. Of tho Athletics who won the pen nant In 1910, the following are no longer upon the Philadelphia roster: Cntchors Livingston nnd Donohue; Pitchers Morgan, Krnuso, Dygert and Atkins; Infieldors Davis, Houser nnd Derrick; Outfloldors Lord and Hart boI, White Sox Sensation. Bubo Borton, the first Backer of the Whlto Sox, Ib looked upon ns a sensa tion for tho coming campaign. Jimmy Callahan did not think Borton had it in him to mako a finished first baso man in tho big show. i Harness Racing on Christmas. Tho Toronto Driving Club will dis tribute $7,200 In prizes for harness races to tako place during the Christ mas holidays. Cubs to Train In Florida. President Murphy of tho Chicago Cubs has decided upon Florida as the training grounds for his team next spring. No definite spot has been se lected as yet ! ;M' -"- -1 K I. ;" ?', ,. CAMP FIRE LINCOLN AND DENNIS HANKS Incident of War Days nt Washington Is Told by Cousin of Martyred War President. As a long-time acquaintance of Den nis Hanks I wish to recall an Incident that may be of Interest Hanks was a nephew of Nancy Hanks, tho moth er of Lincoln. Ho had acquired a crude education before his cousin Abo had a chance to learn, writes W. A. Judson In tho IndlanapollB News. "Abe wns determined to try for. something," Hanks said to the writer ono day In Paris, 111. "I reckoned It would not amount to much but I says' 'go ahead'; and beforo long he weivt ahead and knowed moro than me." Dennis Hanks moved from Ken tucky with Lincoln, and tho other mombers of tho family, to Indiana, and thenco to Illinois. Thoy sottled' first in Coles .County, 111., afterward in Macon county, whore Miss Nancy Hanks, (a daughter of Dennis Hanks) and a woman of fine degree, wns born. She married, In Decatur, III., P. L. Shoaff, who published and edited the, first nowopapor in that town. Mrj Shoaff afterward moved to Paris, and founded tho Gazette, a newspaper of which his sonB aro now proprietors and publishers. While doing local editorial work on) tho Gazette tho writer ond "old man Hanks," as wo called him, had fre-1 quent chats and In ono of these chats Dennis told why ho went to Washing ton, D. C, when President Abraham, Lincoln occupied tho Whlto Houso., Mind you, Dennis was Just as plain and unassuming as his cousin Abo, and Just as kind-hearted. A young soldlnr from Coles county, who, after a series of forced marches had boen placed on picket duty In tho presence of the enemy, fell asleep Dennis Hanks was sent on to Wash Ingtqn to Intercede for tho young soldier, who had been court-marshaled and sentenced to bo shot. Dennis Hnnks In relating his expe rience at the Whlto House, said: "1 wont up thero to soo Abo and a po'rter' at tho door said: 'What do you want?' I says, 'I want to see Abo Lincoln.' 'Havo you a cardY' ho sayB to me. I says, 'No, man, I ain't got no card. I want to Bee Abe Lincoln on particu lar business and I want to seo him mighty soon.' That porter Bays, 'Well, you will have to wait.' Just about 'then Abe, whom I seen through tho open door In a back room wrltln' at a desk, looked up and, seen mo and says, 'Why, hello, Dennis, how are you? Come right In.' Then you ought to seon that porter git away from that door. I don't bollovo he meant no harm, but ho did not know that me and Abe was couBlns nnd old friends." Dennis Hanks received a pardon for the Coles county young soldier (though Abe Lincoln had the soldier boy como to Washington for a re primand) and Dennis was royally en tertained and presented with Abe Lin coln's watch, which he proudly showed when ho told this true story. Put Him Off All Right A soldier got a furlough at Nash ville, and, laboring jnder a "load" of commissary, took tho train for the north. He handed tho brakeman a dollar, and told him to bo sure and put him off at Ellzabothtown. "I may 'eject, but yo' pu'mrae off nny'ow, nn' 'fl fight, yo' hi" mo an' drag mo off, sheo?" During tho night when they arrived thero the brakeman, after a terrific fight, put tho soldier off at Ellza bothtown. Ab it grew light and the tralu neared Louisville tho brakeman shook tho drowsy passengers and, shouted: "All out!" "What does this mean?" said an nngry soldier, now sober, whon he got off nnd found himself at Louls vlllo. "Didn't I givo you a dollar, and tell you to put me off nt Eliza bethtown?" The trainman's Jaw dropped, and he Btared at him blankly. "Aro you tho man? Then, who tho dickens was the feller I did put oft there?" Rousseau and Clergyman. Rv Frederick A. Ross had Just been examined on a charge of treason, snd convicted upon hia own showing. Jndor charge of a guard he was about to lcavo Gen. Rousseau's tent Put ling on a particularly sanctimonious expression, ho took up his hat, turned to tho general, and said: "Well, general, wo must each do as wo think befit, and I hope wo will both meet In heaven " "Your gotting to heaven, sir, will lopond altogether upon your fu luro conduct," tho general replied. "Before wo can reasonably hope to fneot thero you and I must becomo bet ter men." The offect of this brief re joinder was irresistible. Has Another Guess. A stay-at-home, a drled-up little, man, with n llttlo voice, weak and ef-; fomlnato, noticed a soldier, who had been blinded by tho explosion nt City' Point, asking alms, ' "Thero is a dlmo for you, my brave soldier," ho said, as ho tossed the coin Into tho cap of tho follow. "Tbank'o, m&rm," was the re sponso. "I'm not a woman," was tho lndlg- nant reply. "Thank'o, miss," was the prompt, retort. Hard to Hit During tho reconstruction period, when tho wheols of Industry wero be-, ginning to movo again In tho south, an officer was accosted by a loafer. ' "Jonos," said ho, "where is all that prosperity that was promlsod to us?' "Why," replied Colonel Jones, "pro pority Is beginning to bo felt every. There." , "It hns not struck m yet" "Of courso not," said Colonel Jones, "It Is pretty hard to hit nothing." MY, HOV "JIMMY" DID RIDE THOSE WAVES First Billow Carried Boy Out Into Lake; Billow No. 2 Brought Him Safely Back. Chicago. Two large, cold waves ot Lake Michigan played a peculiars prank with "Jimmy" Lucas tho other day. After ono had all but drowned Mm ninnif rnmo another a sort of kindly disposed wave and saved, "Jimmy's" life. "Jimmy" is eleven years old. Hal was standing on a temporary break-i w.-inr nt tiip font of East Thirty-ninth! street shortly after ten o'clock, with) his friend "Billy" Malonoy, watchlngj tho waves dashing spray for many1 feet In the air. "Gee! There comes a whopperl'" shouted "Jimmy" gleefully. Tho "whopper" thundered against Upon the Crest Rode "Jimmy." tho portion, of tho breakwater upon which "Jimmy" stood and crumbled' it like so much sand. In an instant, the boy was sucked out by tho under-i tow and 3wcpt out in the lake. "Billy"' was on tho point of running for help when he saw another large wave roar ing to shore. Upon tho crest, high In tho air, rode "Jimmy." Ho was lifted clear of tho breakwater by tho flood1 and hurled high up on the shore, shlvoring and frightened, but ex tremely grateful to "wave No, 2." C, A. Kyto, engineer of the city pumping station close by, witnessed tho accident, and called "Jimmy" Into the engine-room to dry. "Them waves nie a-a-soine- strong,"1 said "Jimmy" between chattering teoth. "When I was rldln' that s-ssecond ono I-I though I w-was goin o-over tho p-purtpin' station." Ho then dispatched "Billy" to his homo for a dry suit of clothes. "S-square it w-wlth dad," ho ad monished, " 'causo he's got a s-strong-or r-rlght hand than them waves." "Billy" soon returned with tho clothes, and announced that "dad" was going to tako him to a nickel show after suppor. DOG SAVED GIRL FROM MIRE Through Miles of Tangled Forest, Canine Discoverer Took Master to the Lost Child. Campbellton, N. B. After being lost In a cedar swamp four days and. four nights nnd found by a dog, the seven-year-old daughter of Ernest Burabo of St. Andro was returned homo Hundreds of persons searched the, forest unsuccessfully for several days. A havy rainstorm prevailed and thol searchers feared that the girl had1 perished from exposure. Danger oC attack from wild animals was also a possibility. The fourth morning after the child's disappearance a dog owned by John, Cyr, a neighbor of the Burabes, awak cnod his master. Tho animal actod so ntrangely and was so insistent that his owner followed him to the woods. Ho suspected that the dog had found the body of the child. Ho fol-' lowed the dog for six hours through miles of forest Tho dog finally stoppod at a big tree and barked., Leaning against tho trunk was the! lost girl. The girl said that tho dog had found her the day before, butl that sho was too weak to follow hlm.i DOLL PRESENT FOR BRIDE! Odd Wedding Gifts for Ten-Year-Old' Girl, Who Will Now Lengthen Skirts. i Thlbodonux, lv. Agnes Callahan.) tpn, wns mnrrled tho other day nndi quit the third reader glass In tho pub-! lie school hero. Her husband is Paul Dietz, twenty-! threo, Tho girl wore short dresses dur ing the ceremony, but immediately! afterwards announced that sho would, havo her gownB lengthened, as she was a "marrlod woman now." The priest who performed tho cere mony was opposed, at first, on account of the ago of the prospective bride, but becauso the parents of both of the contracting parties insisted that the wedding should tako place.'ho finally yielded. DIolz's present to his bride was a huge doll that would open nnd close Its eyes. , Nearly all tho wedding pres ents were toys, but the bride declared that she would not play with dolls any more. TI19 wedding was tho ro BUlt of a courtship begun whon the bride was almost a baby, "Infant Was In Way." Cincinnati, Ohio. Held in cells are Fred Kipp and his young wife. Emma, the latter charged with tho murder ot her oloven-day-old boy baby Tho child was thrown into the Ohio rior by the mother, the father says, be cause sho thought the Infant was In tho way. A news item which told of a man hearing a young couple dis cuss whether they should kill their bnby was read by two women who know of the birth of the Kipp baby and tho disappearance cf tho man and the woman They caused tho arrests. J ? ( !.- - . w dfaiJ1 atortife Jl