! i DAKOTA CITY HERALD JOHN H. REAM) Publisher. Ton I DAKOTA GiTY, NEBRASKA. ai ififi& teD -J l I I a. )L F r t L CONTAGION NOT INFECTION. For many years the Idea of Infec tion In disease has gradually merged fnto contagion. The International Congreso of Hygiene, which held lt seBBlonB In Washington, would nocm to have definitely settled that dis ease conveyance Is always by con jtaglon and not Infection It Is contact, either direct or Indirect, with a patient suffering from a particular dlscaso that causes the occurrence of that 'disease in a second patient Much killed to bo said of Infected places, ays the Now York Herald Swamps, jlow ground or marshy surroundings Kvero thought to bo tho cause of dls lease. Tho night air had a bad ropu jtatlon as a fomenter of Illness of va rious kinds. Now wo know that It Is ithe mosquito which directly carries (various diseases nnd acts as an Inter mediate host between one human vie Itlm and another. In tho samo way tother carriers of dlscaso havo been (found. Files, floas, ticks, rats and ivarlous forms of parasites aro respon' .slble for dlscaso distribution. Even Vmong human beings certain individu als provo to bo "carriers" of Infectious material. They may bo Inmtnceptlbla themselves or have acquired Immu nity from tho disease, yot can convey it to others. Always when a com munlcablo disease occurs It can bo traced to a procedlng case with which there has been contact either directly or indirectly. Dr. Wiley is right In his contontlon that proplo dlo too young. Human life should bo prolonged, and It can bo by higher education on matters of hygiene. Tho average expectation of life In tho Uultod States le only about 44 years. It should bo much higher, and probably will be hereafter, for people aro learning more and mnrqJ concerning tho prevention of dlaenno As a mattor of fact, tho most vnluablo study in our schools Is hygiene, says the Boston Olobo. If tho young folks aro taught tho valuo of food nnd modi erate xerclse thoy will grow upc istrong and possess a knowledge of how to take care of their bodies. IThoro 1b too much ignorance among young and old concerning tho proper jcaro of tho health. How few there are jwho know oven how to rat; that Is, ito consume only those things which mill create a sufficient supply of vl UJIty with which to ward oft dlscaso, Tho sooner moro attention is paid in all our institutions of learning to hy. gleno and kindred toplcn the beller.il will bo for the students. Nono but the strong and healthy can enjoy Ufa or engage successfully in its battles. """i"iii"Biiili'liii-IM"i""',"" ","","""l,"" """''"'"'" n4WMi Si r TUBHHHlf Mi 1VHII BTBrKl .iu V WA !K IHI i&y&y&yHflisv!v' 2bBilbb h jfhBBlBBBBV- v-l? bIbiE yiiivf w i jkit- cWm if ''BHJT jff M $ Mk' Br . Cli ibb ijr BBBBBBBBBBBLBtaBE!&4LLF .?b9w'J v f.- ?. . A n' UStHfaf'f rF By lyBi, v iB KaBBLBa 3 . . BUzflfe i wfa "miit .BiT I ft BBW tMi i4i yLJrim lwA aErBKUUi-dfi 01E&$L i xw$ 5TB $3JM 4&ft4 BBlPBrBWWUbjJrBi MmMJ &M&L S8roi5& The age when wo boaBtod of hold. Jlng our own opinions la past. Today, (If we possess any vlow at all, It is not usual to express thorn. This Is a po jllte, a non-controvorstnl ago, one in Which one fears to confess to strong (feallnss. To hold ono's own opinion, Us to risk' being called opinionated, jand tho world of today would avoid that at all costs, Bays tho London (Mirror. Our conversation has do- ) generated Into a state of non-committal phraseology, and a superficial .amiability Is tho right note to strike. fAinlablo we must bo, the world de mands it; argument is the worst of. 'form. There was a time, when two subjects only politics and religion iworo held taboo; today all subjects that may lead to dissension are to be javoided. , In 1908 Great Drltaln imported 348 American automobiles. See how tho, figures have expanded: 1909,427; 1910, 11,101; 1911, 3,734. In tho first six! 'mouths of tho present year tho num Iber of American automobiles pur- lohaacd in Ureal amain war a,.,-., inn jtotal value of these machines was $481,000 In 1908 and $2,901,000 In 1911.' The machines shipped to Great Brlt-t sin from this wurilry In tho flrct half of tho current year were worth $2,702, 000. It is evident thnt American manufacturers can mako sorvlcoablo automobiles, and mako thorn ckcnjtfy. HO Invented th Christmas treo? Whenco docs It come? It la n curious fact that most of tho old chroniclers havo thrown a veil of mystery around the Christmas treo and mako no at tompt to ex plain Its origin. It has boen stated that the treo camo to us from Egypt. This legend Is well propagated In old Irish and Welsh fairy tales. Tho idea is that In ancient Egypt thoy usod a slip of tho palm tree with twelve shoots on It nt certain wlntor festivities. Tho treo sym bolized tho year with Its twclvo months. Consoquently, any one who Is equal to tho effort may bollovo that tho modern Christmas troo repre sents that twolvo-shootod slip of palm. Minds of less stalwart cro dullty may prefer to trace the Christmas treo back to Germany only, whoro thoy had Christmas treos long before thoy wero ovor heard of in this country or Englnnd or Franco. Tho Christmas treo was not In troduced into Englnnd from Ger many until after the marriage of Queen Victoria to her German con sort, Prlnco Albert, nut whoro did tho Germans got tho Christmas troo idea from? S. J. Adair Fits Gorald, writing in T. P.'b Weekly, offors nn oxplanntlon of this by Baying that far away hack In tho nges you And Teutons believing In n mystic ash treo, Yggdrasll, which, with Its roots and branches, united tho world of tho living and tho world of the dead. "At tho foot of Ygg drasll sit tho throo Norns, who do tormlno tho destinies of men. nnil Yggdrasll's branches bear gifts for men to take." Is that our Christinas treo? Anyhow, tho idea thnt Prlnco Albort introduced it into Great Ilrlt aln is very prevalent. Ono of tho prottlcct and moBt eagerly lookod for ovonts of tho Chrieimas tido that of the Hotting up of tho ChrUtmas tree Is associated with tho lato Empress Fred erick of Germany. Quoon Victoria, nfto.' tho birth of tho prlnonHs royal, had Christmas cele brated at Windsor In 1840, nnd "on that occasion Prince Albert Introduced tho pretty Gorman cus tom of decorating -a ChrlstmaB treo. Stace that period It haB becomo a welcome cuBtom or both rich and poor, and affords n gracoful means of distributing llttlo presents. It was probably first imported Into Germany with tho conquering leglonB of Drusus, and is alluded to by Virgil in tho "Georglcs." It will bo Been by this that tho goncrally ac cepted notion is that Prlnco Albort wbb ronpon- slble for tho British adoption of tho pleasing troo nnd all that It means, symbolical and prac tical, to tho youngatora. But on tho threshold of this acceptation wo aro mot with this state ment from tho "Grevillo Memoirs," under dnte Dec. 27, 1829, when Queen Victoria was yot but ten years old. "On Christmas clay tho PrlncosB Lloven got up a llttlo feto, such nB Is customary all over Germany Three troos In groat pots woro put on a long tahlo covered with linen; each troo was Illumi nated with threo circular tiers of colored wnx enndtes bluo, greon, red and white. Ileforo each was displayed a quantity of toys, glovos, handkerchiefs, workboxos, books and various articles, presents mado to tho owner of tho tree." This prlnccBB wna a Russian, and In hor later dnyB lived mostly In Parln. Then again Prof. Dltchflold, In his "Old English CuBtoniB," says that tho Christmas treo was first Imported Into England by somo German morchantB who lived at ManchoBter In tho first years of tho nineteenth century. In 1900 a writer on folklore said Hlt,!,4fNifl!i nirfkBWlTliNPBic 7 m imj hm-AJias'm mrmnr a k-4j-: m faWVM J K ?!.' 1 1 t. m ieiaijaaarftiazz mm ,iJ4s-J iXear ic m ii j i I1n5 'ftfW BY VVT4A.RABF0RD. .. .- whVKSA'.t.Ht.l' w ro Boyoud reasonable duration, np plauso is an uncivilized nuisance Pub-' llio meetings are making It wear that, Scharactor, says llm Biooklyn Eaglo:. (Manufactured applause is becoming 'fi contest of "Btunta." "Stunts" Buch have been resorted to aro simply barbarous. Public opinion should top them and candidates should ro sent them. Thoy mado no votoB Thoy arc a hindrance to good mnnuers and eq offense to good taste. Every automobllo of Sorvia and Bui., garla was appropriated by tho gov ernment at tho outbreak of tho war. Talk about tho deprivations of tho, battlefield 1 They're not in It, with' tho deprivations of the home! , A California man has Just been given a Judgment of $100,000 against a man who alienated the affections of hU wife. Now it only romalns for him to collect the Judgment and marry Again. A Nebraska Judge bad an operation performed to save him from blood poisoning, due to tho fact that a rat nibbled bis ear while bo slept Tho sleepiness of tho Judiciary has beon a standing Joke for yoara, but this es tablishes a record. A Chicago woman who Is suing for divorce alleges that for four years she shaved her husband and cut his hair. It would seem as If ho would ba the one to want a divorce. "Although wo aro accustomed to consldor Gormany the homo of tho Chrlstmah treo, It hnn not been gen era! there for moro thnn a couplo of centuries. Old peupta nr still living whoso parontB novor saw ono In Gormany. Tho decoration of houses with ollvo leaves nnd greon brnnchcB, na In Eng land at ChrlstmaB, Ih n fnr moro ancient custom, nnd rnn bo noticed In Hottlcolll'H picture of "Tho Adorntlon of tho rfhopherds," In tho Nitlluiuil Gal lery In London. It Is, aa Fritz Ortwoln obaorveB, a distinct roimmnt of nn uuuliml lututhun custom, aa at tho turn of tho yenr during tho twelvo days of tho Jul festival In honor of Woden, gteon ery could bo fetched by all from tho woods without punlahuiont, and every hall wab deco rated with gro.i lcnvoB and brnnces. Again, In olr works on EngllHli otiHtnum s find many rofwunces to tho dcpointlng of tho Interior of tin, dwellings, as woll M tho pious adornment of tho churches with HToonery, nnd tho Introduction of a fir treo na ymbollcal of the palm. l, tho halls of tho bftronB and tho squires and in tho gigantic kitchens of the farmers n 11, troo ovor hold promlnont placo, but whether ordlnnrlly decorated or not Is not Bpeclflcnlly yecorded, Hero wo aro In doubt In all probability tho romalntng fruits of tho orchards o tho yonr woro hung upon tho branches at a propitiation to tho gods of tho fruits of tlip earth to Inmiro xood harvests. Going nbioad wo got fuller knowlodge of these things. The custom of cnrrylne away branches and trees from tho woods at Chrlstmns tlmo In various paia of Austria becarao bo oxtenstvo on account of tho superstitions of tho peasantry that at SaUburg, In 1755, nnd at Nuremberg, In 17G8, severo by-laws woro Issued Against porsons purloining Irom tho forests. In tomo regions of Hungary a Bolemn procession with n decorated tree takes place through oauh village beforo tho shephold play boglns. "It Is adorned with rib bons and fmlt, and Is impposod to symbollzo' tho treo ot knowledgo. Although moat of tho .t,nii...t..iiitiii ) '-'--- - Christian cuBtoms adherod to by the AuHtrlan German peasant can bo traced back to heathen ish Germanen rites, somo dispute tho, use of a tree at the Jul fostlvltlr-3; nevertheless, It Ib cor tnln thnt In Sweden needlo pines and firs were set up nt this tlmo beforo tho houses." Teutzol of Saxony, an antiquarian authority on thoso subjects, says: "The ancient heathen sat beforo their houBOB between two crossed plno troes and ate and drank at tho turn of tho year for nine teen days." Tho Christmas treo was introduced into Aus tria some eighty years ago by a Duchess of Wurtomborg and spread throughout Germany. About 1840 It Is supposed to havo taken fresh root In England, and bocamo highly popular. Both Thackoray and Dickens seized hold of the lden of happiness begot of Chrlstmaa gatherings nnd tho Christmas troo, and Charles Dickens In 18G0 used "The Christmas Treo" as a title for ono of his annual stories. Although Christmas was not celebrated In the first centurtos of tho Christian era, there are Indications In tho records of early Roman his tory of tho sotting up of a decorated treo at Christmas tlmo and tho presentation of gifts of fruit and toys. Tho Romans aro supposed to have taken tho Idea from tho early Egyptians. Centuries old, tho customs of ChrlBtmns on sorvnnco havo taken myriad forms In tho various countries of the world. In many casos they per petuate somo ancient custom which long ante dates tho advent of Christianity. Such aro tho customs which havo grown up around the mis tletoe, worshiped by tho ancient DruldB of Brit ain as a sacrod and magical plant. An old Eng lish writer, speaking of tho Druids' colobratlon of the wlntor solstice, our Chrlstmaa, says: "This was tho most respcctablo festival of our Druids, called Yujetldo; when the mistletoe, which thoy cnlled all-heal, was carried In their hands and laid on their altars as an emblom of tho salutlferous advont of Messiah. This mistle toe thoy cut off the trees with their upright hatqhets of brass, called colts, put upon ends of their Btaff8, which they carried In their hands. Innumerable aro these Instruments found all ovor the British lslos. Tho custom la still pre Borvod, nnd lately at York on tho ovo of Christ mas day they carry mlstlotoo to tho high altar of tho cathedral, and proclaim a public and-universal liberty, pardon nnd freedom to all sorts of Inferior nnd even wlckod people, at the gates of tho city, towards their four quarters of hiaven." Tho lore of tho Btrango plant la prominently In evldenco In tho Voluspa and othor Scandina vian Sngas. It waB with a mistletoe branch or an arrow prepared therefrom that the blind and heavy-headed deity Hoder aimer his deadly blow at Balder, tho god of light or benevolent principle of northern mythology. Tho Inspira tion of tho uso of tho mlstlotoo was, of course, duo to tno oppos ing prlnclplo of darkness or evil. Tho plant which furnlshod tho deadly dart grow on tho slopo of As gard, and wns tho solo ngent kno w n to gods or mon a in o n g pol. Bonous plants which had not given definite promise to Froya to prove harmless If usod against the person of hor son Balder. TIiub Scandinavian mythical lore ac counts for tho death of tho latter. And accord ingly, a traditional Idea of the poisonous proper ties of tho mlstlotoo 1b found to persist In re mote regions of the north and west of Kuropo, oven to tho present day. In Great Britain (In tho Forest of Dean) It haB beon usod down to recent date nB a popular romedy In tho treatment of cnrdlao troubles. Llko tho strophantus of African arrow poison fame, It proved a rellablo substltuto for digitalis. Kissing under the mistletoe Ib all that now ro- --- -x-TT- 1 i ,-Jif mains of a once horriblo Druid rite. The ceremonies 'which the mlstlo too figured In among the ancient Druids always accorded It a placo of honor. The myths that clung around It in their wondering, puz zling minds woro many moro thnn the few that have como to us in these later years. But, old as they aro, thoso hoary, heathen myth lack tho truo flavor of antiquity when It comes to measuring tradi tions by tho centuries. Oh, we do not by any means owe our mlfltlotoo to tho Druids. Wo can go back bo much further for the first adventures of tho mistletoe that tho Druids bocomo merely modern Innovators. It was ono of tho noblest of tho treos In Paradise, the lordly treo of good and ovll; and on Its twig hung the apple which Mother Eve plucked with such disastrous consequences. Alas for Mother Evo and Father Adaml And alai for us, their punished helrs-at-law divine I But alas, too, for tho wicked, handsome, tempting tree of knowledge which put human ity In such graceless plight! Upon Its lofty crown, Us massive trunk, its delicious fruit, descendod tho universal curse. It, shriveled away from tho horrified earth; It dwin dled to the meanest Binallness; It was cast out Into tho bitter cold; It became a parasite and beggar, existing by tho bounty of vulgar neighbors. Only In the pearly translucenco of Its shrunken fruit, the most trivial of berries, did It preserve somo somblanco of Its onco radiant splendor. And It has preserved somo of itB prlstlno virtues, too, in traditional Christian lore, an If it woro still hedged about with a vestige ot the glory that arrayed It in Paradise Tlmo waB, and tlmo is now, when epilepsy is ons of tho scourges or mankind: only now we look for its cure, as wo look. for its cause, in quite natural means and conditions. The notion that Bomo poor devil with tho falling sickness has been cursed from on high Is held scarcely compatible, In popular sclonco, with the prlncl plcn of eternal Justlco or with cold observation of cause and effect. But In times that wero, in Wales, when an oplloptlc doveloped tho symptoms characteristic of tho disorder, It was commonly believed that ho waB being scourged with tho "rod of Christ," and that wbb tho name by which the diseaso went, although it had another designation as well St. Valentine's slcknesB. The euro for it wan believed to Ho in the Rod of Jesse. Tho uso of the mlstletoo as the Rod of Jesse In epilepsy was general and, If faith can work wonders, per haps tho miracle of cure did sometimes attond Its employment. Perhaps It didn't. If hard headed science choose to tako a shy at that gracious addition to tho list of miracle-working agents. But whether It did or didn't the mistletoe's raro birth and fruition still carry with thorn tho temlerest of Christian faiths, an they carry, too. tho story of humanity's most far reaching disaster. It Is ono of the Christmas greens which has the warrant of re ligious associations dating back to tho very beginnings of man's creation, even as it Is accorded tho sublime honor of typifying the ances tral origins of tho Redeemer of Man hlmsolf. But what about the mlstle too kiss? Hm! To tell tho truth. If we wnnt to be con sistently Christian In our Christmas greens and the purposes to which they should bo put, ther6 Isn't anything about It, at least of any records which such careful Investigators as Alfred E. P. Raymond Dowllng havo dug up while studying the gonornl subject. Nono .will deny that the most consistent Christians havo taken to tho mistletoe kiss with abundant enthusiasm and a faith In Its oxcollcnt results that hna never boon surpassed. But that doesn't mako the mlstlotoo kiss any more Christian than It over was. Isn't tho excellent story of fooliah Mother Evo and tho original mistletoe applo enough for nny loasonablo Chrlstmns decorator who wants to Justify Its employmont?x And If It Isn't, haven't wo tho legend of tho Rod of Jesse to make It distinctly ono of tho Chrlstmns green3? As for tho kisses that are supposed to go with It woll, If you InBlst on knowtng about them, you 11 simply havo to take tho consoquenqes, snmo as Eve did when she Insisted on tasting of that confounded treo-of knowledge. The mlBtletoo Kiss seemB not to be Chris tlan at all Druldlcnl, probably, and therefore heathenish, and therefore very, very wrong. So, all young men who encounter it, nrtfully suspended whoro a pair of rlpo, red lips muBt pass, do you piously refrain or, more piously, tear down the hoary old temptation and fleo tho accursod roof, as If It were the house of Arrla Marcolla and you wore not Gautler's young Frenchman. And you, maidens, give lenvo to no' pngan rites; remember tho fato of your poor Grandmother Evo and beware lest the fruit of tho mlstletoo, accursed tree of knowledgo, provo now moro bitter In the mouth than It did In Edon. But If you havo Ivy, wreathe It gonerously, for tho French know It as tho herb ot St. John, the disciple whom the Savior loved, the emblem of pure friendship, the vino that heeds not decay and death of Its beloved, but clings ever moro closely as tho fall impends nnd bears up its fall ing ally against all adversity. Learned students of thoso legends havo surmised, too, that It may bo tho herb of St. John tho Baptist, who is usual ly pictured as tho boy In his camel's-halr coat, gazing at IiIb cousin, the Infant Jobub. Mr. William A. Radford will answer questions and glvo advice FIIEI3 OF COST on all subjects pertaining to the subject of building, for the readers of this paper. On account of his wide experience as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, ho Is, without doubt, the highest authority on all these subjects. Address all inquiries to William A. Radford, No. 178 West Jackson boulevard, Chicago, 111., and only ncloso two-cent stamp for reply. Thero Is no question about it that the bent investment the avorage man can mako is to buy a homo of his own. "Put your rent money into a homo of your own" has been good advice which the real estato men havo been giving for years. It has been main tained that this Ib the simplest and easiest method of making a real sav ing, and It does euem that for tho man who Is paying out $25, $30, or $35 ev ery month for rent no saving could bo more easily accomplished. Resident property Is considered such good security that it Is very sel dom that any difficulty Is encountered In arranging for the financial end of a homo building proposition. In al most every locality, especially In tho suburbs adjacent to our largo cities, thero are real etato operators who will build exactly ns tho homo buyer desires, according- to his plans. Pos session of tho proporty Is Becurcd by a comparatively small amount down and a monthly payment thereafter no larger than would bo paid out as rent for the sanio house. Tho only difference between rent ing and buying, according to this plan, Is that after seven or eight years tho man lias In one caso a bun dle of old ronC receipts to show for the smaller house, using tho money so repelved as a first payment on tho largpr, more costly structure. This Is probably tho ideal method of saving money through homo build ing, for, at tho end of twenty or twen-ty-flvo yenrs, a really flno proporty has been acquired. Each ono of tho scries of homes has been adequate to the needs of the family nt that tlmo TWBBBBBBBSSI BbVPBBBfll ti HALL jm a ; BldRm lO'OXIW Inw I th"8,1 Cl BldRm fi'fe-Xl6'0- I 17 Second Flocr Plan. and all tho way through no extra sav ing was needed In addition to tho or dinary monthly renL 1 he design shown herewith Is very suitable for tho house to begin a series of home building, such as has been mentioned. This is a five-room story and a half cottage, which ought to appeal to any two young pcoplo Just starting out In life's highway to gether. Although small and slmplo In V'Y r ' Mi' s r--wHM!MSKdets5jrsyo.i.K.'A.v. w.AAstcX:vt.zis-jaxe :? ksjtn. : . vmv S. 's; Ti Ills money and In the other case a deed to the property. If tho building is properly located In a growing community, the natural ad vance In its valuo will counter-bal-unuo Its depreciation. By means of this method of homo buying an astonishing number of fam ilies are working up every year from I p Porch I J il JPANTRY 1, " I Ba;6"X5o- s iMiL-ncn lJTniiTf'r" k'oxio'O" I 7 Dining Rm 1 Living Pm ( warxwe 1 UO-XIfe'O- ,j I Porch W0'X5'(- ' First Floor Plan. tho renting to tho homo owning class A great many havo purchased two or three different homes by theso methods, starting in with a small, In expensive cottage, and as tho needs of tho family grow larger havo sold deblgn It has that cozy, homc-liko all which is most desirable. It Is plentj largo enough for two people, with a guest room to spare. A house of this kind always com mands a ready sale and never stands vacant If offered for rent. Even where thero aro a number of largo houses standing vacant It is very seldom that a desirable flvo or six-room house can be found This houso Is twenty-flvo feet six Inches wldo by twenty-six feet. It Is covered on the outside with narrow siding put on over tar building paper and seven-eighths Inch rough sheating. The interior Ib finished in birch down stairs and yellow plno upstairs The living and dining room floors are best quality red oak, maplo flooring boln, used for. the kitchen, pantry, back en try and bath room. For tho remaind er of tho second floor yellow plno flooring is used. For a houso of this size a surprise Ing Hinount of room Is secured down stairs by the arrangement of living room and dining room opening to gether with a columned archway. Tho fireplace nook is a cozy feature that will bo appreciated in a houso ot this kind. Thoro should bo a cemented basoment, or cellar, under the entire houso, and a warm air heating plant Is to be recommended. A square, compact houso of this kind Is very easily heated by meanB of a warm air furnace which should be placed aa near tho center of the basemont as possible. Tho cost of this building, not Including thn heating plant nor lighting, Is estimated at $1,700. DOESN'T KNOW HER WEALTH Mrs. Hetty Green Would Havo "Take Stock" to Determine Her Mlllons. tn --" His Presentation Speech Bridge and Uables. "Women must give up either brldgo or babies; the two ftra Incompatible," declares John Drew, who Is In Pitts burg this week. "A woman cannot dovoto herself to brldgo playing and at tho same tlms perform her woll, hor materm-l duties," says Drow. "Bridge ccrtainfy is a cause of race s-Jlclde. And It hss becomo bo serious that It can't l?o Ignored any longer. In England the i hriit?f Prn7ft llfiR brrnmn Rn vlnlnnt "Can It bo $10,000,000, $27,000,000 or j lhoy t0 m0( u , ailfva,ly uurUng tte $100,000,000?" J business of the thtrs. Thero nio "I nm un old Quaker, and when I I n)any pcoplo who wld rather pla.7 "How much aro you worth now?" Mrs. Hotty Green was asked on her birthday. "I haven't tho least Idea." She said it very frankly. Sho left llttlo doubt s to the truth of her statement Tho winning grace and youthful dig nity with wMch children often fulfill their part ou occasions of civic, otato or royal pageantry Is ono ot tho most charming features of such occasions. Sometimes, indeed, tho llttlo folk do not bohavo oxnetly as thoy are ex ported to do; but thoy are as likely to improve on tho original program as to spoil it In Italy in the days when tho pres ent Dowager Queen Margborlta wob tho lovely young brldo of tho crown prlnco, a llttlo anecdote ot her ro- coptlon In ono of tho hill towns was current alike In society and in tho prosB. Tho llttlo boy who was to pro sont tho usual bouquet was tho son of a distinguished literary man, and bo had been taught a pretty poom of a few lines, In gracoful praise or tho prlnceBS. But when tho moment camo to recite, ho stood mutely gazing ut hor, too ovcrcomo to speak. Aft er a momont, In order to relieve tho situation, the princess smiled, and hold out her hand for tho flowers. The llttlo fellow hold back for a moment, then, to tho delight ot tho assembly, oxplalncd, confidentially, as ho gavo tho flowers to hor, "Thero wero vorses, but you aro so beautiful I can't remember them." Youth's Companion. Wise mon no'er sit nnd wall their loss, but cheerily Bsek how to redress their harms Shakosponro. Lucky. "Thousands of years ago men shav ed themselves With sharks' teeth ot with pieces of flint," said tho young man who had been reading tho "Notei ot Sclonco." "How lucky," replied tho fair mal en. "Lucky? Why so?" "I mean bow lucky It is thoy hnvt got to making razors' In Germany. Otherwise the poor mon would still havo to shavo with sharks' teeth and pieces of flint, wouldn't they?" say I don't know what I am worth I mean that. You see. If I sell a piece fit property In Chicago for $300,000 I Voop tho monoy on deposit In the banks there. If I sell bonds In St. LouIb for $500,000 I keep the money with tho bankers there. In that way the banks help me to dispose of what 1 don't want." "Ib there no way In which you can arrlvo at an approximate value of our wealth?" "Yes; I could tako Btock of what I havo." "Will you do that, or do you Intend doing so?" "I had not Intended doing so, hut It you want mo to, I will." Mrs. Green's old straw hat, covered Ith black silk lace, which sho has worn many yenrs, tottered back and forth on her head as sho called for her Bon. When Colonel Greon arrived Bhe Bald: "Eddlo, this gentloman wants to know how much I am worth. I guess we hotter tako stook." "Eddie" whls pord with bis "mom," and thon Mrs. Green said: "Wo will tako stock of everything wo own on January l.. Not until Uicn will wo know Just what w do " bridge than eat. "So It takes no grert stretch of tha imagination to think of women pre ferring bridge to b.ibles. For you tiow babies take tlmo and attention aid a woman cannot devote her time t. bridge playing and .itlll perform her internal duties." John Drew In New YVk Sun. Victor Hugo a Suffragist. nnd woman, what will you do with her?" 'Leave her whoro she is the serv ant of man." "Vos, one one condition." Vhat?" 'That man shall bo tho sorvant of woman." Can you think of It? Man a serv-i an? Never! Man Is master. I ad-, mft only one royalty that of tho flro side. Man in his house Is king." ' "Yos, on ono condition." "What?" "That woman shall bo queen there." "That is to say, you wish for mani and woman " "Equality "From "Tho NlnetlN J Three," by Victor Hugo. 4? f; v N -..'i- - ji i'S. tKmmmm'iff mmrfiHHJLm!lM1V1tr ' .lyy m "WTWt- -54MHKsf- L-'j-Z 1