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About Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1912)
it if a W sssssssssuaaaA T Is" -J-, It is a duty of tho kidneys to rid tlie blood of uric acid, an Irritating poison that is con stantly forming in tide. When the kid neys fail, uric acid causes rheumatic attacks, headache, diizincss, gravel, urinary troubles, weak eyes, dropsy or heart disease. Doan's Kldnny Pills help the kid neys fight oil uric acid bringing new strength to weak kidneys and relief from backache and urinary ills. A TKXA8 CASE. Mrs. U II. Qarmany, 301 D. IJIufT EL. Fort Worth, Texas, says! "I was In bad for week with terrible pnlns In my back. My feet were so. bloated I could not wear shoes and my eyes swelled so I could hardly see. After doctors failed, I bapan with Doan's Kidney Pills. I rap Idly grew better and In a short tlmo was entirely well." Cat Doan's at Any Drug Storo, SOo a Boa DOAN'S KP?LNLIY FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. Buffalo. N.w York Your Liver Is Clogged Up That's Why You'ro Tired Out of Sorts Have No Appetite. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS will put you In a few days. They d their duty. Cure Con' stination. Biliousness, Indigestion and Sick Headache SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE, Genuine must bear Signature TROUBLE IN DINING ROOM Llttlo Mlxup Between Ladles Accept ed Philosophically by the Tor pldvllle Landlord) "At one tlmo yesterday It looked like wo was going to have a little trouble hero In the dining room, but It didn't como to nothln' much," related the landlord of tho Tcrpldvillo tavern. "Maxine and Sylphlo, tho young lad lea that are waltln" table, got to squab blln' about a p'lnt of etiquette, or the merits of their respective fevers, or something that-a-way, as ladles Is everlastln'ly doin', and Sylphlo, I reck on It was, told Maxlne, or mebby Max lne told Sylphle anyhow, ono told the other that she wasn't no better than she ort to bo. And Maxine, or Sylphlo, whichever It was, got sorter fussy about It and nnswered that she was too, and she didn't care who know It! And then they kind o' tied In on each other and went 'round and 'round as It were, and It took 'em quite a while after it wns over to wash tho ketchup and broken glass out of tholr coffers, as they call their hair. But thut'3 all It amounted to, and thcro's no use In flrin' 'em, for ladles will be ladles and there alnH no he'lp for It." Kansas City Sun. Thanksgiving Querry. A llttlo girl on awakening Thanks giving rooming was asked what she wan thankful for. "Oh, a big turkey dinner and no chnol," wns tho prompt reply. "But," Inquired her mother in sur prise, "are you not thankful that you have papa and mamma?" "Oh, I can be thankful for them" any day." One Fisherman's Idea. First Angler Look, this fish was almost caught before; see the broken book In Its mouth. Second Angler It should have had sense enough to steer clear of hooks after that. First Angler Oh, come, you can't expect a fish to exhibit more sense than a 'human being. Advice From an Acquaintance. "Now If I can get somo acquaintance to indorse my note " ' "Botter try some stranger." Exception. "You can't put water colors In an oil painting." '"You can, sea blue, can't you?" Letters a man doesn't write ara never read in court. Model Breakfast has charming flavour and wholesome nourishment Post Toasties and Cream. This delightful food, made of Indian Corn, is really fas cinating. Corn, says Dr. Hutchison, a 'noted English authority, is one of the ideal foods. As made into Post Toast ies, it is most attractive to tho palate. "The Memory Lingers" Sold by grocers Packages 10 and 15 cU. Pottura Ctcil Co., Lid. D.ula God, Micfc, . DUNOER .sssELlsssGik right BHEiUAKtK AmXiW VITTLE off QIVER jJMElIRl N pills. Srix!;-..j.-t.;A.:?; -'-i'gga'ii-t' t. , .. JssssssssssssssBJaBaM)Ki asssMaWMaSiiMlt'ri if 'W i --ssWMSJssSBssssR3E. 'SSEwfc ML . . .. ,;, ! -.y . 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If Banzai, tho Japanetso poodle and prized possession of Wil liam Tweeddalo, chlof engineer of tio Tweeddalo, chief engineer of the British tramp steamer Atlioll, now dis charging her far East cargo at the American docks, Staten Island, could talk he would unfold a strange talo of the southern Pacific. But tho story of how Banzai camo into the possession of Chief Twoeddale Is strange enough a tale in itself. Before Joining the Atholl, Tweeddalo was Becond en gineer of tho tramp steamer Vlscar, and wero that steamer's log to bo had and the pages turned back to a year ago tho drowning at sea of Banzal's owner would bo noted. "I'm a drowned man and that's all there is to It," remarked Tweeddalo to a reporter, as ho began the story of Banzai. "I haven't seen tho Viscar since tho night I was drowned in the South Pacific, but IVe hoard from my old chiof, and ho says I'm carried on tho log as di owned, and that tho Vis car's log is truthful In all, things, and drowned I must remain. "It was about thin time last year that I was 'drowned.' .Tho Viscar had touched in at Japanese ports and was kicking her way south to Singapore. I had just been relieved of my watch below by tho third and hmf gono to the rail for a breath of air. Tlio night was bllllhtg hot, and whether 1 had got too much heat or what I don't know, but I was taken with a sort of fainting spell. "I camo to with a sudden shock. I wbb In tho water. "It dawned on mo mighty quick that no one had soon mo go overboard and that It might bo a couple of hours lie fore I was missed. 1 shouted a hit more and then 1 began to save my breath and swim. "Well, sir, I had somo funny thoughts. First I began to wonder how long I could keep up, and decided that by taking things easy I was good for five or six hours and daylight, for I had gone overboard at midnight. I was beginning to tiro a bit, and it was something of an effort to keep floating. , "Then, sir, I saw a Bight that brought a howl of Joy out my lungs. Sweep ing along toward me, with all sails set, was a one-masted vessel. I began to swim toward her, yelling 'Help' every few strokes, but not nn answer ing cry, did I hoar. I thought it strango, for tho vessel was almost on me, but it wasn't for mo to wonder about bucIi things with a chanco for life so near at hand, and so I bumped BAYONET THOUGHT OBSOLETE Use Made by Bulgarians During the Balkan War Wakea Up British Expert. I-ondon. It is curious to think that tho bayonet, which has played so great a part In tho Bulgarian victories, might not havo been In exlstenco If the military expert of the kingdom bad had their way. In 1892, In the Bulgarian scheme of modern nrmamont, the Mannllcher ritlei wero orderd without bayonets, FOUR BRIDES OF THANKSGIVING WEEK -Ms.BlS'RrJL Mm I dfsBr.sm - sssfWra I- alongsldo as tho boat camo by mo. Luckily I saw a ropo hanging ovor tho sldo and got hold of it, or I'd never bo In New York or any other earthly harbor this day Finally, with ono laht awful effort, 1 drew myself over tlio side arid fell in a heap on thq deck. I sat up with a start and thoro wns n blooming puppy dog what had been licking the sido of my face. That there pup was Banzai. "Well, sir, I had como aboard Into a pretty mesa. Tho vessel was a one sticker and was running under main sail, topsail and Jibs, but not a sign of a human being did I see. I gul up and went aft, and there doubled up near tho wheel was a dead Jap. Tho fellow was curled up Hko a fellow who fallen nsleep and had tried to keep himself warm by rolling into a ball. "I went down Into the cabin and there stretched out on tho floor wcro four more Japs. It certainly gave mo the creeps to look at them. They all had tho samo ghastly expression on their faces and tho same wild look in their eyes as tho fellow up on deck. I looked about expecting to seo signs of a struggle, but everything was as ship shapo as could be. "Tho moro I looked at those dead men tho moro tho idea stuck to mo that thoy had seen something that had literally frightened them to death. What it was you can guess as well aB me. I've often tried to flguro' out nn explanation of Hioho dead Japs, but it's boyond mo. Tho bodies woro In n good stato of preservation, so tho mon couldn't lmvo beun dead long. "Well, tlio first thing I did was to heavo thoso Jnps overboard "I kept on westwnid for about four days and liiuii lata one afUrnoon I sighted a steamer low down on the horizon. Then I saw tlio steamer be ginning to slow down. I ran up aR closo as I could and they lowered away a lifeboat to reacli my ship, Ab soon as It pulled alongsldo I picked up Banzai and jumped Into tho boat and was taken to the Bteamor. Tho sailboat Journeyed on as I had left her, ail sails tie I and heading Into lliu setting sun. Slio was a ship of mystery. Where sho came from, what had happened to her crow and where sho went I don't know aud never will." DEER IN A CROWDED STREET Animal Startles Pedestrians In Cincin nati Until Finally Caught by Mem ber of Salvage Corps, Cincinnati, Ohio Shortly after noon recently tho crowded down town streets wero thrown into confusion when a deer ran down Walnut street and turned Into Soventh avenue. Tho animal finally plunged through a largo plate glass window. Emil Stngnaro of tho Salvago corps, with n numbor of tlroinen, captured the animal. tho authorities having como to tho conclusion that tho bayonet was ob soloto In modern warfare Tho aver ago opinion of tho army, however, soon made itself felt, and tho first order was countermanded and tho rifle was ordered with the bayonet, but tho bayonet was not of tho ordinary slzo but really a sort of knlfo. In subsequent orders tho bayonot was not questioned. It is Interesting to spooulato what tho Bulgarian fortunes might have been without tho bayonet. DISCUSS FREEDOM OF AIR Jurists of the World Are Torn Over Sovereignty of Space Above Territory. London. In tho slxtoenth and soventoonth centurion tho jurists of tho world poured forth learned treatises on tho freedom of tho hhbb aud In those days Englishmen were tho great champions of tho doctrino of maro llberum, whilo tho Continental scholars uphold tho notion of maro clausum. Today the Jurists of tho world aro buBy with tho discussion of tlio free dom of the air, and tho roles aro reversed. English professors almost unanimously maintain tho doctrino of sovereignty over tho air, Bunco above thu territory, while their colleagues abroad insist that tho stato has no dominion. Tho need for tho assertion of stato sovereignty Is implicitly recognized in our aerial navigation act of 1911, which empowers the government to interdict flying ovor any area when it chooses, At tho same time tho principal of stato sovereignty does not Interfere with tho right of innocent passage through the air which tho comity and intercourse of nations require. Subject only to precautions neces sary for tho safety of tho subjacent population and public security liberty to fly over tho land will doul'UosH bo accorded by thn stato to foreigners as well as nntlonals. The position will ho similar to that taken up In regard to territorial wa ters, snyH tlio Law Journal, through which thoro Is a right of Innocent pas aago to all vessels, though thoy nro subject to tho dominion of tho neigh boring state. In fact, tlio air Juridically resemblos not thi oppn ocean, but thn marginal sea. SHOT BY BOYHOOD ENEMY Youth He Had Sent to Prison In 1870 Gets Bitter Revenge After Many Years. Denver, Col. -M. A. Root, member of a Denver tobacco firm, was shot and seriously wounded at his homo by a man ho Bays ho recognized as a boyhood enomy of Hlpon, WIb. Boot waB takon to- tho county hospital, whero It was said thoro was a chanco for his recovery. Boot said tho troublo stnrted In 1870, shortly after ho loft school In Wisconsin, when his homo wns robbed. Ho said ho recognized tho burglar as James Divlnnoy. Ho had Dlvlnney arrested and ho was sentenced to tho penitentiary. At that tlmo, Hoot de clares, Dlvlnney swore vengeance Several times In tlio last fifteen years, since ho has resided In Denver, Boot lias bcon attacked, shot and onco locked In his safe and nearly suffo cated. On each occasion Kont de clares ho recognized his assailant as Dlvlnney. Suspicious of Full Dinner Pall. Chester, Pa. When William Tok man, watchman at a motal plant, no ticed James Pratt, a workman, fairly staggorlng under tho wolght of his big tin dinner pail as ho left tho works, tho watchman becamo susplcl oub and took tho pall away, Whon tho lid was removed It was found to bo filled with copper. Pratt wat arrested. Watch lost prosperity destroy goo eroslty. Coltoa. r"ila , .. ...... . . J . FARM AND MaJi I HIIMMI 1111 llllMIMJiJl B" I1lll DEVICE FOR HOLDING BAGS Pair of Metal Bars Connected Pivotal- ly Form Rectangular Frame in Which Sack Is Fixed. A dcvlco for holding a bag open and at tho same tlmo holding It above tho ground on a fenco post, for oxamplo, lma been Invented by a North tiakota man It consists of a pair of motal bars that aro pivotally connected. Tho short onda of tho bnra are bont in to form spurs, Ilko tho tongs, and Bag Holding Frame. tho long ondB form n rectangular frame In which tlio mouth of tho bag Is flxod. A Btrong spring Joins tho long ondB near tho pivotal point. Whon tlio outer ends of tho bars aro Bprsad apnrt tho lunur ends Bproad also and can thou bo made to em braco a post. Whon tho dovlco Is lot go and tho spring contracts it gripB tho Jaws against tho post and holds tho apparatus in horizontal position, with tho mouth of thu bag open. FARMERS GOING BACK EAST Maly Advantages Offered Worn Out Farms by Adoption of Modern Methods of Agriculture. A good many mon at the present time aro going cast tin many instances these wero farmer boya back east be fore thoy grow up and wentwost) and buying worn out, rocky homesteads that havo beon abandoned, hoping with tho money and Ideas) they gained in tho west to make thom3clvca wealthy on tho abandoned acres near tho big eastern liuirkelH. Thoro should bo a great opportunity for active young ngrlpulturlHts with modorn agricultural training In tho old eastern stnteB. Many farms thoro havo been abandoned because of tlio do plntnd condition of tlio soil nnd tho fact that competition with the fresh lands of tho west was uuprolltablo on standard crops. It is said that at tlio prcBcnt tlmo nearly 2,000,000 acres of Idlo farm land Is lying along tho boundary lino be tween Now York stnto and Pennsyl vania. Surely, -with the groat markets at tlio vory door of these lauds, thero urc for the enstorn fnrmor wondorful possibilities. EASY TO MAKE HOG HANGER One Can Raise and Handle Largest Animals by Use of Devlco Shown In Illustration Herewith. Tho polos nro 8V6 to 9 foot long nnd 3 Inches In diameter. Boro a -lnch holo through thu large end of each pole and a -lncli bolt will hold tho threo togother making a tripod. ' Boro XUA t Caslly Made Hanger. a -lnoli holo 18 Inches from, top of each of (ho tun outside legs of tho hanger. In thoso put -lnch bolts to hook under tho cords of the cross legs. One can rnlRo and bundle tlio largest hog witli this device. Seed Corn. Next spring thoro Is going to bo a big demnnd for good seed corn. Now Is tho tlmo to prepare for this do inand. It Is well to solect tho seed from tho field. It tho ear was ma tured boforo tlio frost tlio vitality la not florlously impaired. Thl corn should bo selected now and stored in a placo whero ty can dry out within a short tlmo. Increase Value of Silage, Olio writer says that alfalfa or clover mixed with tho corn when tho Bllo Is bolng filled will add groatly to tho value of silage. This Is undoubt edly truo, but It Is still n question as to whether tho Biimo feeding vnluo could not bo attained moro econom ically by using tlio alfalfa and clovor for tho dry food. Selecting Seed Corn. In selecting seed corn save four or five times as much hb you can pos sibly uso, for It will bo hcBt to select very rigidly at seodlng tlmo nnd such corn as is not needed can bo readily sold at good prices. Outlook for Hogs. Tlio high price of hogs has started thuuBauds of farmers into tho feeding game tills year, and with tho big corn crop thu supply will bo largo. limb l-Urt LlMirtG HAcJTURtS Lute Fall Is Beet as Winter Rains Will Work It Into Soil Spread as Soon as Air-Slacked, Tho lattor part of tho fall Is tho best tlmo to lime tho pasture, as tho winter ralnB nnd snows will gradually work It Into tlio soil. A medium dressing, about 40 bushels or air-slacked llmu spread to tho aero, ia about thu right quantity to uso. Ono bushel of froBh-ly-burut lime, when nlr slacked, will mako two bushels i 20 bushels of fresht ly burnt lime will cost six conB per1 bushel at tho kiln, which Is $1.20 per acre, not counting tho hauling. This la nn economical dressing for ono aero of grass ptiMlutu. Tito lime should bo spread as soon aB it Is air-slacked. Tho field should be run ovor with a sharp lion-luuUi harrow, nnd about ten pounds of a mixture of timothy, roil top and blue gra"!B sown to the aero. In tho Hpring bow two pounds of red clover, ono pound of white clovor, nnd ono pound of nlsita cloversoed to tho aero. Tho clovor and grass will mako a rapid growth, in tho spring It tho land is In good health. Llmu sweet-, ens land; kills out eorrcl; rots up tho! vegetnblo matter; dlslntegrntoB tho', hard particles of clay, and, puts the' ground in good condition for plant' growth. Ground limestone la now quite largo ly used and hns somo advantages over' burnt llmo Bolng ground vory lino,, it may be drilled in with tho seed lni any quantity. Ground llmcstono has! a very mild action on tho soil, nnd is not ns offcctlvo as burnt lime. It 1b now recommended for light lands and for land that Is to bo sown in alfalfa. Two to threo tons Is said to bo tho proper dressing for ono acre Prepared llmo or agricultural lime Is mado by adding wator to caiiBtlc llmo out of contact with nlr. Ily thlB pro cess GO pounds of caustic llmo bocoincs 74 pounds of hydrate of llmo. HOW TO MAKE CORN SHELLER Few Scraps of Old Lumber, Usually Found on Any Farm, Can Be Made of Good Service. Whero thoro 1b but a Bmnll quantity of corn to bo shelled a shellcr can bo mado of a fow scraps of wood usually found on a farm. A block of wood having a sloping notch cut from ono ond Is mounted on threo logs ns Bhown In tho Illustration from Popu lar Mechanics. Tho notched part ua well an thu lover is thickly filled with . Homemade Corn Shelter. spikes driven In mi Hint tholr heads protrudo nbout one-half Inch. Tho ear of tho corn is placed in tho notched part and tho lover prosHed down. Two or threo strokos of tho lovor will romovo all the kernels from tho cob. A box Is provldod nnd conveniently located on ono leg to catch tlio she'lled corn. Alfalfa Works Deep. Gasoline and oil help us to plow deop, but thoro aro dopths far boyond tholr rench needed by tho plant roots. Just think of tho alfnlfa. It works for you all tlio time, day and night, through a long growing season, and tho whilo pays a good rent for tho land. Alfalfa burns no oil, noodB no, hnrness, oatB or driver; onco started It contlnuos ItB work till you plow It, up, and gtvuB you a Hold filled with nitrogen and liumusplpod far dcepon for any other crop roots than you could possibly accomplish with groat coBt. TIicbo things are worth consid ering boforo tho alfalfa field Is plow ed up to mako way for othor crops which call for lots of work and ex pense Hrtullny Manure. The fall Is a good time to top dross tho land. Well .rotted manure can bo spread on at tho rato of eight or ton toiiB por ncio. It should bo thorough ly ltTJnlx'1 'U' lk coil eo aa to insuro a quick decay. Tho organic matter aids In Improving tho physicul condition of tlio soil and at tho name tlmo adds valuable plant food. Ma nuro also hulpa tho light nnd Bandy sollfl. A top dressing will prevont tho soil from blowing In tho spring. It will Increase tho moisture-holding power nnd will materially assist In increasing the producing power. FAI2W NOTJrS Keen tools savo time, labor and do most efllelont work. Tho man with tlio silo Ib not worry ing over winter feed. Anything Hint reducos tho cost of maintenance increases tho profit Ab a genoral rule, potatoes should ho planted on fresh ground each yenr. A 1C0 aero farm with a silo will pro duce as much rovenuo as a ISOacro farm without Deop plowing Incronsos tho soil's water-holding power, ulso its plant feeding power. Tho corn that shells off whilo husk ing can bo saved If a coal shovel Is used in unloading. It's a shumo to lot a vast amount of feed go to waste each year by not UBlng tho corn stalks. Asparagus Ib a hardy plant II does not neod a winter mulch to keep It from bolng killed by freezing Moro alfalfa means more home grown feed and smaller feotl bills It naturally leads to botter prodta The garden truok which mst farmers allow to atte at tbls season of tho year, can bo turned Into b's profits by feeding them to tho bos, cattle, aud poultry. MlW ljMi0PsiT MmmWk II JtTIffiTtfilil (Rifled !wssss li&frlTlwilliVvvll bIbIbIbIbKI I I mil' m V Wh ftsHra ssssssssssssf fftMflilfi ill AwmtM T? IL.tr S IiVLvJ I 1 ' f ?ssssssT ( 11 Kfitl Cil IvWl ssF'ssssssV ddr' iJsssssT uraa MV S sojved ooc for all by Calotnet. For daily uso In millions of kitchens has proved that Calumet is highest not only la quality but In leaveninff fowtrs. well ua (ailing in results pure to the extreme and wonderfully economical In use. Ask your grocer. And try Calumet next bake day. RECEIVED HIGHEST AWARDS Wcrid-s Pur feed ExpsilllHI, GhlMI. III. Psris B'PI Hhi, rranas. slsrcn. ISIS. You don't tact monty ithen jwtt lag cheap or Big-can baling powder. Don't la misled. Buy Calumet. It's more economical mora tcholuoms gleet leit Ttsulh, Calumet Is far superior to sour mlUt and soda. I Hdy Acrnlti rylir In sell our famous "Knittop" petticoat. Warm and Nota nttlnc. Halls nn sight. Writs Kic-lnlor Nnvrlt Co.. 123 tVesl Court St., Cincinnati, Ohio. PATENTS Wfitsnn R.Mn1r.man.Wssh lniton.D.U Hooka frea.lllxb- ost nfcrsaoEsi jmsi nsuus. Pnrluno " popcomerjstals for nnstlera. Finest I uriuues confocUon mndn. (land dime forsampla lulok. Ho lint, t'rjatiil AMR. Co., IIuttuj, Iowa, W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 60-1912. Lost Trousers Playing Poker. William Verno nppearcd In a Detroit polico court attired In a dress coat and somo underwear ho had bot the trousers in a poker gamo tho evening boforo uYjl lost. His cash, his watch and his diamonds preceded tho trou sers Into tho "bank." Tho trousers wero of good quality, io William bot sovoral bluo chips on them. But hla luck didn't turn nnd Then ho was cleaned out again ho broko up the game by quitting. Ha bogged tho loan of tho trousers to go homo In, but tho bank took no liaks and declined. Bo William ptnrlod In dross coat and underwear and was arreBtod. Important to Mothorn Exainliio carefully every bottlo cl CASTOItIA, a saf o and suro remedy for Infants nnd children, and bco that It Tlifira Mm Signature of CLAiffl&' In Uso For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Protecting Valuable Interests. "Why do you charge bo much extra for putting in a load of coal?" "Well," replied tho dealer, "you know coal Ib coal, and while It costs t llttlo moro, It Is better to havo any body that handles It bonded." Its Cause. "Why, do they want corporal pun ishment rostored In tho schools?" "To whip the young idea Into ihape." The chap who poses aB a "good fel low" is apt to get tho short end of It eventually. Loss of Power S awt vitml fore follow lots of Sn& car smaclsUon. That coma troai lnav- srishail fclxul. E c c Dr. Pierce'a Golden Medical DisceYery mUruu m torghi Btsi aartcltM tka bwj stops th vsjU t atrscath SJfcl tuu ko4 bclil op oatiitur tUs& 1 ta stvet ctr wvisfcc As a wr-tlita.-. rwteretrra fcnlu tt no wves, sU th VfUCwaMM oi tlLfasam ai autritioo. rocs-a awarr ? B tarsi ritlKaJfcci&gifc".u.Bi' Ms sal ttxvajd. CaaaUUTtKlMttSa B I i sni" ISySfew ?Srgat IIArSl ' iJJMllJJLaLI I I II I afc TCi E Cuua, lti. TaaM Ouv. V U kjlaom. Suiasypuwntaifc. sW l 2 i5 rm. M K.I m . i! 'i illU.. ..uJafcudLA.tt