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III
NEW YORK. Rear Admiral Itobley
D. Evans onco said that ho would
eooner stand on tho brldgo of tho bat
tleship Ohio during a sea fight than
cross Broadway. His vlow of tho
fiazards of Now York streets was not
exaggerated, If you consider tho fact
that 423 peoplo wore killed and 2,004
Injured by nutomobllcB, street cars,
and horse-drawn vehicles In tho city
last year. If statistics provo any
thing, It Is safer to shouldor your
rlflo and go to a minor war than
traverse tho streets of Uio metropolis.
Just look back upon tlio records
of tho American regular army and
boo If this 1b not correct. Tako tho
Indian wars from 178D to 1S12, a pe
riod of 23 years. Twenty officers and
.72G men, a total of 716, wero killed In
thoso wars. That Is less than twlco
tho number of street victims In Now
York last year. Tho war of 1S12 with
Great Britain, lasting four years, took
tho lives of C5 American offlcors and
Excited Woman Reports
BUFFALO, N. Y. Tho presenco of a
largo crowd about an automobile
nt Main and Carlton streets at 5:30
o'clock tho other aftornoon was tele
phoned to polico station No. 3 by a
woman.
"It must havo been a florco acci
dent," said she. "There's a man under
tho car and he looks to bo dead."
Her description aroused Desk Ser
geant llcaly.
"Clear tho decks for action," roared
tie, stepping from tho tolephono booth.
"Send tho reserve hero quick, Pike!"
"What's up?" asked Piko.
"You'll hear mo telling tho reserves.
Get them on tho Jump," answered
Healy.
"I'd llko to bo a captain or a lieu
tenant for ono mlnuto nnd I'd sit on
you," muttered Pike. But ho did as
ho was told and rounded up Policemen
Towers and Winters, who stood at at
tention In front of Healy in less than
a mlnuto.
"There's a man killed at Main and
Carlton streets," said Healy, "and get
there ns quick ns your mortal legs or
a street car will tako you."
Tho two policemen got a street car
nt Main nnd Chippewa streets. It be
ing the quickest means of locomotion
that is furnished In tho third precinct.
"It's a tough world," remarked Hea
ly to Piko. "I supposo that man was
going homo to his supper or dinner,
whichever ho called It."
Pike inquired what had killed him
nnd Healy replied that It was an au
tomobile. Woe for Messenger; "Cute
CHICAGO. Jimmy Malbaum, special
delivery messenger, has been ban
ished In disgrace from tho federal
building. It isn't Jimmy's personality
that's wrong ho Is, or was, of a lov
ablo and energetic disposition; it's
something elso,
Jimmy's exile dates from the time
Jio went to the town of Jefferson with
a special delivery letter. Trlppilng
.merrily along, Jimmy's eyes fell on a
cute Httlo black and white puppy
crouched on tho sidewalk. Across
Jimmy's mind flashed tho idea that
ho would corral that "pup" In his mail
tons and tako It homo. Ho took after
tho animal.
i Tho chaso finally wound up In a
toearby thicket. Jimmy gave up after
n full flva minutes' endeavor. Disap
pointed, ho went back to tho car line.
'A car happened along, nnd Jimmy
.boarded:
, The conductor clanged tho bell for
n riUirt and then clanged still harder
'for a stop.
lErrand Kills Horse and
CLEVELAND, O. Adolph Gablo
steen, boarder at tho homo of Jo
seph Sechmopzer, Main and Center
avenues, is positively convinced "ho's
tho guy that put tho tuno Is misfor
tune." Happy Hooligan in his palm
dost days lived in a shower of dollar
.bills and turkey suppers compared
to tho luck ho had yesterday, Qablo
Btoeu maintains.
Gablosteen borrowx-d a horso from
Sechmopzer and hlrod a wagon from
itho West Side Transfer company. Ho
drovo to Parma to bring a trunk and
Itwo suitcases into Cleveland. On his
way homo to Parma tho horao fell
exhausted at Fulton road and Clarko
avenue. In falling tho animal broko
iboth shafts of tho wngon.
Gablestccn telephoned tho transfer
(company to sond a rig to got hls
truuk and cases and another to tako
tho wagon to tho barn.
When tho transfer driver started to
tako tho v!g away and left the horso
lying in tho street a gonoral discus
elon among onlookers started, and it
Passing Worry Along.
The roan who doean't borrow trou
bis borrow money from hla frlenda
nnd lets thorn do it Wellington
l'o i
uukva rrusi9aPriv&.MA-
'wi5jh'tov3Li .aZaiYL
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1.23T. men. That was a hot contest,
but tho averngo number of casualties
each year wnB considerably loss than
423.
The war with Spain crcnted plenty
of excitement, but ' Spanish bullets
and Bhclls did not piny tho samo
amount of havoc with Americans as
did tho city's vehicles In 1911. Take,
for instance tho fighting around San
tiago from Juno 22 to July 17, 1898.
This resulted In tho death of 21 offi
cers and 222 men nttachod to tho
Fifth nrmy corps, whilo 101 officers
and 1,344 wero wounded.
Thcso figures nro Illuminating, In
asmuch ns they show that 'tho reck
less and carclesB driver, be he chauf
feur, motorman or whip, Is nlrendy n
menaco to tho city's pcaco and com
fort And, although ho kills, ho
usually goes unpunished. Ho Is frco
to kill ngain. Tho law raroly holds
him nccountnblo for his crime, and
tho family of tho victim has no re
dross nnd receives no pension.
According to tho figures of tho Na
tional Highways Protective society,
which tries to record cvory etreot ac
cident, Involving a vchlclo, 1S3 of tho
423 victims wero children between
the ago of ono nnd sixteen years.
Fifty-four wero killed by automobiles,
thirty-throo by street cars, and ninety
six by wagons.
tt-tt
a Fierce Accident
"All I know Is that a voman Bays
he's under tho car," said Healy to an
inquiry of Piko for particulars.
Powers and Winterc returned to the
station house after tho lapse of about
thirty minutes. Thoy wero passing on
to tho reserve room without even a
glance at Healy.
"What did you find, boys?" asked he.
"Thero was n fellow and his car
stopped at tho top of tho hill nnd ho
wns under tho car fixing up tho
works," said Powers. "It was an old,
one-cylinder affair with a bum lamp.
I asked him what was tho matter nnd
lie said that was what ho was try
ing to find out. Ho thought the car
wns likely to start any second and It
did whilo Winters and we mere scat
tering tho crowd."
"You didn't get his namo," auld
Healy.
"We didn't aek," said Powers
"I don't seo that thero was much
use myself, bIdco ho was neither dead
nor hurt'," Healy replied softly. "But
in case tho lady called up again I'd
llko to bo ablo to tell her all tho par
ticulars." Puppy" Was a Skunk
"Hi, you'll havo to get on tho front
platform," ho yelled to Jimmy. Jimmy
went.
The motorman took ono whiff and
then stopped tho car.
"Say, kid, if youso wants to rldo on
this boat board tho fender. I can't
stand tho gaff," the knight of tho con
troller shouted.
"Say, tako this bundle out," a mail
clerk told Jimmy as soon as he laud
ed, whilo tho other employees scur
ried for windows.
As luck happened, tho bundlo of
specials was for tho hotel run. Tho
first stop was tho Palmer house. Jim
my had hardly landed when tho head
clerk rushed for a telephone and called
up tho postolllce.
"Say, do you want to drlvo all our
patrons out?" ho yellod through tho
transmitter. "This kid 13 awful."
That finished Jimmy. Another de
livery boy mot him on the corner out
sido the building and relieved him of
his lotters. Jimmy is nupposcd to havo
reached homo in Bafotv, although at
tho Federal building they are waiting
in expectancy for Jimmy's return.
Thoy liopo ho has burned his jaunty
gray uniform and lukon un ammouln
bath.
In explanation it might bo said and
reliably that tho "puppy" Jimmy
tried to catch, was of tho genua Bpilo
gale otherwise u skunk.
Gets Driver
ended In a free-for-all fight. Gable
steen lied. Patrolman Donnellan, of
tho West 25th street Btatlon, restored
quiet.
Donnollan also telephoned for Vet
erinary Surgeon P. It. Powell, 3002
West 25th street. Powell ordered tho
horfeo Bhot.
At 11 o'clock that night Gablestcan
put in nn appoaranco at Sochmop
zer'B home. Aftor explanations ho
floured out what It cost, besides tho
roublo ho got Into, to inovo a trunk
md two Bultcaeos from Parma.
Tho answor Ib: .Ono horso, $t50;
damaged wagon, ?ll; services of ono
veterinary surgeon, J2.
Literally True,
"Bay. CUinipie, wofa a auffragatte?"
' . Miffrajrattp'a a woman who wants
han,f to kiiodc hv stuffing out of
ballot bo ludv"
in right
J(S$&e
MELISSA'S VOTE IS NOT CAST
FOR MR. MICKSER.
"Melissa!" exclaimed Mrs. Morrl
wld'u maternal maiden nunt Jane,
with some excitement, "I dcclnro If
thoy haven't taken down thoso horrid
billboards!"
"U-huli," responded Mrs. Mcrrlwld,
yawning slightly under cover of her
shapely Httlo hand; "I mentioned
them to Alderman Yllckscr last night."
"And tho'ro not only cleaning tho
nlley every morning, thoy'ro sweeping
It," Aunt Jnno continued.
Mrs. Mcrrlwld regarded her rosy
fingernails thoughtfully. "Is thnt all?"
she asked. "I had an Idea that they
might put down mosaic tiling. I'm
rather disappointed In Mr. Mlckser."
"Not to speak of tho arc light at
tho corner and having a policeman
put to pntrol our part of tho avenuo,"
Aunt Jnno concluded, n note of tri
umph In her voice.
"If Mr. Mickser wero really devoted,
he'd natrol tho avenuo In the stilly
Switches of tho night, himself," said
.Mtb. Mcrrlwld. "My lioart begins to
tell mo that ho's only a four-flusher
after all."
"Well, as I've remarked boforo, you
are hard to please," said Aunt Jane.
"I should think It would be highly
gratifying to have oveiy thing done for
you tho moment you express a wish
It lBn't every woman whoso ndmirer,
however devoted, Is In a position of
such power ns to ennblo him to do
euch things."
"That is no piomcdltatod falsifica
tion," admitted Mrs. Mcrrlwld. "You
.rang the little bell that tlmo, dearie.
JMr. Mlckser certainly has something
of a drag. I believe when he ndjusts
his block and tacklo to n public serv
ice corporation and leans his manly
bulk against tho windlass, he usually
MMH
A Very Good Natured,
fotchea something. At tho samo time,
he has no hooks attached to little
Molissn, auntie dear."
Aunt Jano took up her crochet
work nnd was silent for a moment or
two. Then sho observed that Mr.
Mlckser was still comparatively
'young.
"What effect will that havo on tho
Knickerbocker company's lco crop
for next season?" queried Mrn. Merrl
wid. '
"I don't ex"otly understand what
you mean," said Aunt Jnno, "but I
mean that thero Is a brilliant political
career open to him. Ho may he our
next mayor, and then governor, and
ho may ho sent to the United States
fonato, there's no telling, and oven
become president."
"I supposo you open your windows
nnd uir the loom ilioroughly after
you've been indulging, and that's why
I never suspected It before," Bald Mis.
Menlwld "What brand do you smoke,
dearlo?"
"U thoro anything to provont
him?" naked Aunt Jano, defiantly.
"Somo uninformed peoplo might urge
a lack of bralim," bald Mrn. Merrlwid,
"hut It faeems to bo that lntollcct Isn't
tho esbcntlal quality, so wo'll nay
that tho brilliant career is open. They
may shut tho door when lliey see him
coming, hut ho won't ho delicate about
kicking it in. If anybody obJectB, ho'll
try a jolly on them, and, If that
doesn't work, he'll seo what a sand
bag will do in the way of quieting
thorn. ' Pretty soon I'll bo looking for
ri i.ltilnlnM li.itf.n 1,1 1, 1 f r.rt, liAiit.n,
j myself' Uyt he's only In tho Jollying
btago i.A yet "
"I taluk ho's a vory good natured.
genial uirt of man," said Aunt Jane.
"Ho's campaigning new, you kco,
darling." oxplained Mrs. Mcrrlwld.
"He' a candl.dato for .Mollssa and he's
getting ready for tho i referential prl
mnry and would like to havo your in-;fioo-cnco.
Ot course he's genial. He'd
l.Isa your baby, If you had one, dearlo,
and you needn't worry nbout tho tur
key at Thanksgiving; he'll nttond to
it. All you'vo got to do la to voto
early and often. You're doing woll
now. Juat koep It up."
"I'm sure I don't caro," Aunt Jane
bridled. "You can tako him or leave
him. It dooan't make any dlfferenco
to me."
"I gnofcu it wouldn't do," said MrH.
Mardwld, reflectively. "Of course, If
bo vere olocted. ho mtysht nttond to
the duties of hie cOlco, but tho
chaucea aro that lu'd negloct thorn.
And na for that caroer, It would be
U.o much of a atraln on mo. I'd Ho
aw ' e nigUth wondering how long bo-
l LU iiw ninmai HH til lit ,1 ,d i, . l .,. ..I. .... ,7L. ' JT T7 ' Ti " " " llw. tla-
Suitors of
mMekriwid
fiY'KENNETT
(-7 HAL
MS
foro they'd investigate him, and It's
gottlng bo nowadays thnt no states
man Is rcnlly safe. Imnglno my tool
ing's when I saw hm for tho first time
in a striped suit. No man ns stout as
ho is looks well in horlzuulul uliliuct."
"I must say I think jou'ro going a
Httlo too far, Melissa, my doar," snld
Aunt Jane.
"I don't say it would go as far ns
thnt," Mrs. Mcrrlwld conceded. "Hut
thoro would bo tho public pillory. He's
been in that sovornl llinea already,
and tho higher ho rlsos tho moro ho'll
havo to exposo his boot Boles to popu
lar execration, nnd I'd hnvo to glvo
up rending nowspnpcrB or clso havo
my tenderest feelings lacerated by
seeing him squeezing n taxpayer to
death In tho front page cartoon."
"Tim best of mon nro maligned,"
said Aunt Jane.
"Too, too truo!" agreed Mrs. Mcrrl
wld. "And Mr. Mlckser la far, far
from being tho best of men at thnt,
dearlo. Thoro are half a dozen that I
could namo thnt would havo him
bleached to a pale, pasty huo In com
parison. But it's n nlco thing to have
thoso blllboardB down nnd I appre
ciate tho clean nlley and the. nrc light
nnd tho pollcomnn. So ns long as
there Is no motion to make tho tempo
rary organization permanent, wo'll let
Mr. Mlckser sit nrotind tho parlor
onco in a while nnd explain the prin
ciples of civil government. My motto
Is equal rights to nil nnd whatever
special privileges I can get without
committing myself."
"What do you supposo will happen
it ho insists on your committing your
self?" Inquired Aunt Jano.
Mrs. Merrlwid laid down hor
chamois rubber and picked up nn or
ango stick. "A landslldo," sho re
plied. "An avalanche, it slunm l oiler,
Genial Sort of a Man.
a bolt from tho blue. Mr. Mlckser
will bo snowed under, overwhelmed,
crushed to earth, awuvipcd, knocked
out and finally rejected, Ho will wan
der out of hero with a dazed, stricken
expression on ills gonial face, bab
bling incoherently of green Holds un
til some pitying soul tnkca him home.
But ho'll coma to tho next morning,
auntie."
"Coma to where?" inquired Aunt
Jnne.
"To a conclusion, dearie," Bald Mrs.
Merrlwid. "I think ho'll conclude I
don't wnnt him."
tCopyrlulil, 1012, 1y W. Q. Chapman.)
A Fable.
Onco upon a time thero was a bold
bad man whoao wiolo lifo was nn
exercise In tovolt. When ho entered
a uhop or ebtnbllshmcnt v.ith awing
doors, ono of which wna lettered
"Pull" and tho other "I'uah," ho
pushed tho ono which ho should hnvo
pulled, and on leaving ho pulled tho
ono which ho should hnvo pushed.
Wherever 11 was forbidden ho walked
on tho grass and tluow orango-peol
on tho pavement. Ho smoked In tho
subway. On jallwny Journeys ho put
heavy articles on tho hut-rank and
his feet on the opposite seat, nnd got
out heforo tho car stopped. Yet when
ho camo to die ho hud Just an nico a
tombstone aa anybody else.
One Hair Astray.
A guest at a certain fashionable ho
tel recently had it grouch. Ho carried
it to tho proprietor.
"Look lwro," ho tnld, "tUlugs around
hero aro ,ust about as rottmi as they
mako them. When I wont to lunch to
day I found hair In tho lco .;ream, hair
in the honey and hair In tho npplo
bauco. i'.'ow, what do y' think o' that?
Ih that d good hotel?"
"Well," replied tho wnlal propri
etor, ' can explain the Lair in tho ice
croau.. That likely ci.mo from tho
ebnvljig of tho lco. And I ouppoBO
that tn the honey camo off tho comb.
Hut i don't underatand nbout tho hair
In tko apples, thoy voro overy ono
Uald-wlna " Kxcliungu.
Most Prized (if Gems.
Tho Bappliiroa of Ceylon nro iimona
tho most beautiful gomfl in tho world.
They rango from oft, velvety blue to
poacock blue, grndur.tlng to almost
faultloua white. Sapphires nro also
found In firoeiiH nnd yellows, tho for
mcr shade being kuovn ns tho Orient
nl Anornld, and tho Utter ns tho Ori
ental topaz. There Ij also n red en p.
phlro, or Ceylon runy, which Is aa
valuable .13 the llnni IitiriutBo rubles.
vmmWdf , I,
MADE HIM SOMEWHAT TIRED
Mose Had Good Excuta for Wlshlna
to Be Rid of the Company of
Sam Jackson.
i"Twan't all account o' dot ynller
gal, Snllny," explained Mobo, talking
with difficulty through tho bandages
thnt swathed his face.
"I goes out walktng wld hor nnd
nlong comes dnt Sam Jackson, what
oho's been keeping company with.
Wldout snylng a word dat man comes
over nnd bUBts mo In do mouf. No
sooner did I get up dnn, bam! Ho
lnnds on my let year and over I goes
again.
"Aftor that ho hit mo In this year
nnd then In tho othor one; nnd
stomped on mo whilo I was down.
When I got up und began to run ho
followed, kicking mo every yuthor
step.
"I novor got so tired of a cullud
man In nil my Ufa!"
HAIR CAME OUT IN BUNCHES
813 D. Second 3t, Munclo, Ind. "My
Httlo girl had a bad breaking out on
tho Bcalp. It was Httlo whito lumps.
Tho plmplCB would break out ns largo
as a common plnhond all over her
head. Thoy would broak and run yel
low matter. Sho Buffered nearly a year
with Itching nnd burning. It won soro
nnd Itched all tho" tlmo. Tho matter
that rnn from hor head was very thick.
I did not comb hor hnlr vory often, hor
lioad was too Boro to comb it, and
when I did comb, It camo out In
bunches. Somo nights hor head itched
Jo bad sho could not Bleep.
"I triod Bovoral different soaps and
ointments, also patent mcdlclno, but
nothing could I got to Btop it. I Began
using Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura
Ointment this summor after I sent for
tho frco snmplos. I used thorn nnd
thoy did oo much good I bought n cako
of Cutlcura Soap and Bomo Cutlcura
Olntmont. I washed hor head with
Cutlcura Soap and rubbed tho Cutlcura
Olntmont in tho Bcalp ovory two
weeks. A week aftor I had washed hor
head hrco times you could not toll sho
over had a breaking out on hor head.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment also mado
tho hair grow beautifully." (Signod)
Mrs. Emma Patterson, Doc. 22, 1911.
Cutlcura Soap nnd Ointment Bold
throughout tho world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card "Cutlcura, DopL L, Boston."
Adv.
Old Landmark Gone.
Tho Blalno schoolhouso In Mars
Hill up on tho hill, tho ono James G.
Blalno honored yoaro ago by giving
a boll, which still hangs in tho belfry,
is no more. It has been converted
into n storeroom nnd moved to an
other site. A good many bright boys
and girls, now old men and women,
graduated from this historical build
ing, and no doubt there 1b n fooling
of sorrow ns tho old schoolhouse
leaves tho foundation It was bulldod
upon years and yenrB ago. Kennebec
(Me.) Journul.
Kino George Superstitious.
An Incident which occurred whilo
tho king waa out ahootlng recently
over tho Hon. John Ward's preserves
nt Woolloy shows that tho monarch
shares with many other porsona tho
superstition nbout tho number thir
teen. Tho eight guns woro joined nt
luncheon by ilvo women pf tho pnrty
staying at Chilton, nnd tho king no
ticing tho unlucky number would not
Bit down until Donald Harding, tho
acting ngont upon tho oatnto, wna
cnllcd In to mnko tho number up to
fourteon. Now York Horald.
Creditors.
"Bllgglns Bnya ho owos everything
to his wlfo."
"That Isn't truo," replied Bllgglna'
fathor-ln-lnw. "Ills wlfo quit lending
htm nnytlilng yearn ago and then ho
started In owing mo." Washington
Otarf ' ,
Many n business man who claims
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It la difficult for a woman to onact
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Peter Doubt's Recipe for Success.
"Whon I am asked," tho Minne
apolis Mcssongor quotes Peter Doubt
as saying, "tho socret of success I "
"Surely nobody over cntno to you for
that," Intorruptod his wife, with JUBt
n touch of sarcasm. "Not up to bo
far," admitted Mr. Doubt, calmly.
"But somo dny somo ono will. Bound
to. Everybody over fifty years of ago
Is asked, sooner or later, to Bay what
ho thinks Is tho secret of success.
And so when they nak mo I shall any,
'Simply this: If you feel that you
must bo born, try to bo born lucky.' "
HI Successor.
"I supposo you expect your son to
stop Into your shoes when you rotlro."
"No. I hardly oxpect thnt; but ho
has already tnkuii my scat In tho front
row.'
Especlnlly whoro flirting is con
cerned a Httlo learning 1b a dangorous
thing.
Life is a grind, but it at least sharp
ens a mnn'B wits.
Mamma Says
"Its Safe for
rUHA-l's-
VIUIUIVHli
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CONTAINS
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Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief Permanent Cure
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS never
fail. Purely vegcta
ble act Burcly
but gently on
the UYen
Stop after
dinner distress-cure
indigestion.
improvo the complexion, brighten the eyes.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.
In thM ate of rMnrcli nnd oipotlmnnt. all nntnro
Isrnnfinrkeil byUjftficU'nllflcfnrttioi'omrortnnil hap-tilnr-Mof
mnn. Hclonceliua Imlcxwl mailoiilaiUit,Ma
In tho I'utt crnturr, aiul lunonu Itie lir m imttni
)at Important llrijorlrs In tunllclnala tti&iot
'l'hcruiilon.whUtiliiuiltc.inuhfil wltlitfn'ntaticcnailn
rencli Ilospllnli und tliat It la mmhjr tlio attention
of thoso who aulTor from kldnrr bludder. nrrvon
dlirauia.chronta wrnknnKioa.ulrrra.aklnoruptlnria,
pllra, Ac, thorola mi doubt. In fnctutroiniOTldniit
from thn hltf ittlr crratod nmonKRl Rpi'ClallntH. Hint
THEttAPION ll di'tllnnd to cntt Into obltr Ion all
thute qunktlonablx rcmodlna that worn fornnirlr tho
obi nillunro nf inrdluil men. H la of cnurno Lmrmi-
Iblfl to toll nuflnmni all wonhmllil llau to timtlicni
In this abort nrtlcln, hut thoso who would llkn to
bnow moro nlmut thll remedy thnt has cITMed ao
ninnr no might nlnmtt in, inlrnrulniia cures,
Miould snnd uddrrssori onrnlonn for fr ''K1C hook In
llr, l.nUlrru Meii.O,., HnvoiK'nck IU ml llntni'Mcnd,
1indnn, liinir nnddpcldnforihrutHnlvo whethrrtho
Nil fclmich llmne.tr "THEnAPION" No. l.No.'i
or No. H la what they requlround hayo boon flecking
In vain durlnK nllln of inlierr, nnrin, 111 health
and unhnpplneM. Tlinraiilonlabold hyunimtlitaor
wall ll.DU. FuuuumU)., W lloektaun UU, Muw lurk.
HAT.l'KSTAN WANTKn-Belllnif lotsKia. Ok
MhoiuuRurouteatleud, jlna and nil held, Hpitv
Inutv Alliioral 1-unil Co., oukoa til, OkuJuwa
iiaWar.ADTFRS
P!!3P MITTLE
Mmm IiVER
McaaVV P1US,
Wr K ctl-.t-- i
Suffering Women
PIERCE'S
Prescription
"It UelpeJ ;..o io Much."
Mm. F. W. JItv -J. ot Ikainp. r.
jbi " 'ur ta' ut VrMrtrun'
Laaooioiuaw?uUttrfullotol eotl.
"xrvii yiinwowttncur tint
chlkl Urq I maJ Itflt DUMratite.
I iiocU'nl w 11D two plijalckuia ltb
pu(aoTr'if. Ithaaraibacia4
of tt v Lad iLvWrala Will JiMi-i-rti
U uJ I iii J.t 0 ito aa oiwrattua al
wm in 4 U I houU naxt mur . but
t.hit u x. awUii b 1 couul ao ilo.
t tau twa UHj 'M' 'ftn
Ytvh.cIl Hun' ana It hoawil uio aa
aitfeFu laiwaja-1 ffn J Dttutllour
tCiUkl.ulf u j01MU X
j ill wnri" ltir..uaUUiJJUait)v.
o i rour BjwUiUi-jtt.
MihtviuM Dt wioUotf r-"u mnca
BLi. ta tuturv
FADELE
yn Tv
Millions of Red Crota Seala on Sata,
Over 80,000,000 lied Cross CbrM
mas seals are now on baIo in almoaft
overy lnrge city nnd nearly eveqr
Btato In tho United States. Tho pro
ceeds go for tho benefit of tho anti
tuberculosis movement in tho cobwbh
nlty whero tho seals nro cold. &
carefully has tho nalo been orgnnUnA
throughout tho Country that with, its
oxcoptlon 'of tho states of Florida
Oklahomn, Novnda and Idaho, Itetl
Cross Bcnls will bo on salo In a)mo6
ovory city, town, vlllago nnd hiuaUst
In the United Stntcft and oven tn
llnwnll, Porto Rico and the Caaj."
Zone.
Demands of Trade.
"It would seem a flagrantly clean
enso," Bald tho magistrate, adding. i
tho burglar who had been haled bo
foro him, "What havo you to say tm
yourself?"
"Not much, your honor. But I hopo
you can glvo mo n short aentasce.
TIiIb is my busy season." Judgo..
The Reason.
"Mine Is a sunny lot," ho moaned.
Ho moaned nbout It because his tea
was bo ounny he couldn't sell IL
Mrs. Wlnilotr'a Boothlnc Bjmp fop CblMrot
tectliltiff, noftrna the Ktitim, reduces lnRaoiKi
t!ou,n.lly8imlii, cure wlnJco!lc,I5:alx UleJte
Lots of men tiro thomsolvca te
death looking for nn easy place.
TIRED BLOOD
STARVES THE TISSUES
(OopyriRH 1812 by tho Tonltivea Oj.)
Symptoms ot Tirod Blood In. ttfi
tissues nro, Loss of Flesh, Flabby,
Muscles, Ivan gu or, Sallow Complexion,
Debility, Dark IUngs around tbt
Eyes, etc, Thcso conditions can bo
eliminated only by fertilizing ami re
viving tho blood stream. Tonltivea, t&
mBMiiviirriir Great Blood Fot
.8 ONlTlVES tlllzInB Totttl
WIRED BLOOD absorb nour&A.
mont from tho food and convert Ml
Into strong living tissues, composts
Brain, Nerve, MubcIo, Bono aaH
SInow. To thoso who aro sufferfas
from tho effects ot ovor-work, TosV
tlvoa aro especially recommended,
75c. per bos of dealers or by bum.
Tho Tonltlvoa Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
W. N. U., BIOUX CITY, NO. 43-t9tZ,
REUEVQ
SORE EVES
IllllltfilSlaMHI 'AM
- a n i i i i -
S .lion BlUciirliii' Half ttruretiironlrulcT.Jca
Urora.Scruf ulnua lllcora.Vnrlrono lllrravlM
olmt Hirers, Morcurlnl Uletim.W liltoKwri.
tinr,MiiK.t,ir,irvrrMr.,iiit. t"i
ilutrna. J?l AULK.N, Kept. A7, St. Paul, lit
Saskatchewan1
You?
Opportunity
IsNQW
In tho Provlno of
Saskatchewan,
Woatern Canada
PoToudcilro to ntc,
Frrn 1 1 omeULnd of XUa
Acr.ia u r tt ecu
knuwn W hent fAntlt
T19 nrea la beeoTnlni; moroilraUoa
but Do loss Talniililn,
MV lllhTItTCTS
tiara rrcentlr bnen opvinl uu. TmT
tottlcment, and Intu thesa rail
road nro now being hullu Itw
dnr will soon como rrtiea limn
wiUbt no
JfrooIIoiuciteadbia;
A tin lft Current, Bntkatebewaa,
M.uiiTr vrri9I "I euuio OD Br
limnetnd, Jlnrch lOUt. Ith uhott
I1.0UJ wonli of hursf and lnnc blu
er r. nnd Just CIS In cash. 'lVjdar I
Iiuto IM) acrcis of wheat, SU9 arrra
if nt, nnd 60 acre otnnx." Not.
bndlorsliyeara, butonljr an lr
Blnnen of whnt mar bo dino u
We.lern Canada, In Manitoba.
Baskutchowan or Alberta.
..f'ei'd.at onco for Llteratarav
Mapa, lUllwar Hates, etc, to
I M. Uidnttja, Drmr 57!, Ijintan, S. a,
.. aiwrn. sis jitts.it j-.. a Ui. xam.i
Canadian Ooremmcnt Agenta.cr'
address Hiiporlntaniiopr. at
luuiilcratlou, UttavrUftuH
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