PARALLEL STORIES sf FAMOUS CRIMES By HENRY C. TERRY (Coprrliht br AWFUL REVENGE OF A THIEF. LIFP DEMPSEY was ono of tho peculiar characters among thieves who have been ft puzzlo to tho police because of their kindness of heart and willingness to any ono who was worso man wero themselves. Cliff mado money out of tho business most thieves, but, as ho had no bad personal habits, tho money never was squandered. Ho distrib uted thousands of dollars In char ity. Cliff was raised In tho old Ninth ward of New York city and hundreds of families of that ward still look upon him more In tho light of a saint than a thief because of tho help ho gavo them In tlmo of need. Dut all was not goodness In Cliff's heart, and any one who over harmed him except in a manly hand-to-hand conflict had rea son to know that his hatred was devil ish. CLIFF DEMPSEY'S STORY. "I never asked credit," said Cliff, "for doing good to any one, and I never feared censure for doing ovll, because I have always made it a rulo to do what was right according to my Judgment and tho way I was brought up. What might appear right to mo might bo condemned by a preacher many times, and then "again what somo preachers do might not seem right to mo, nnd so It goes. It may not bo In accordanco with tho teach ings of good men to stick to a friend no matter what trouble he may get into and to kill the friend who does you serious harm while having tho smile of friendship on his lips. Well, that's my doctrine, and everybody knows It. It has mado my path thorny at times, but It has given mo some of the truest friends who ever lived on earth. "It is astonishing how friends will sometimes go back on you, even those who have been very closo to you in danger, and when the blow comes there Is to my mind only ono way to wipe out tho disgrace. Tho way I gave It to Abo Baker is a good Idea of what I mean. "Abe and I wero raised together, and for many years we worked In the same lino. I was with Abo in tho Connecticut and Long Island masked burglaries. When Abo was Bhot in Islip while we were leaving tho house of Judge Reynolds with- ubout $20,000 In property I put him on my back and carried him several miles to plant him In -a- spot that I knew was dead safe. He paid mo back for thlB In a way that no one would ever believe him capable of doing, and I had to suffer for It. "Ling Daly, Abe and I went Into the bank business when the masked burglary trado played out, and wo traveled over the country together with great success. Wo tapped alto gether about thirty banks, and there was no reason why we should ever have been nailed. It was a lucky trip, nnd w illil not hnvo tlio KlItrlitfRt trnn- bio In any placo except tho Httlo In conveniences which come to men In Our lino who aro being dogged by the police all their lives. "One of tho tricks was tho Empiro bank in Troy. They had an old-fashioned vault which was then looked upon as tho best safeguard in use against attacks of burglars. But I knew Its weak point. Wo got Into it two hours after dark and wore on tho midnight train out of Albany with ?375,000 in cash and securities. We read tho account of tho robbery In Now York the next dny. It was very evident that wo had not left any clue for the police to work on. It was a suro thing, ns I looked at It, and wo lay down for a chance to get rid of tho bonds. "I was then living in St. Mark's placo and was taken by surprise when a couplo of detectives carried away my door and took mo to headquar ters. They told me I wns wanted for the Troy Job, I found Daly and Uakor thero, and glanced at them in their cell as I was brought in. Daly amlled, but Baker looked surly and sat on tho edge of his bed and did not glvo mo a glance. I supposed, of courso, that ho wns ugly at being pinched, but I knew that wo could boat tho gamo if wo did not say any thing. "Thieves convict themselves by talk ing about half tho tlmo, and I thought that I could trust tho men I had been pulling with. Wo wero taken to court tho next morning nnd wero remanded. This showed me that tho police wero not satisfied with tho cvldenco they had against us, ami I had a chat with Baker about the business. Ho did not seem to act right, but I did not mind It then. I could not see through tho scheme until we wero taken to court again. Then I wns dumbfound ed to hear that the detectives had got possession of tho securities and part of tho cash. "Thore wero only two others beside myself who had a knowledgo of wbero tho property was. Thoy wero Baker nnd Daly. I know that one of them had given up to the police. I thought of tho two men that It must bo Daly; but I did not say anything to either of them. I waited until tho trial. Then Colonel Spencer, who appeared as Baker's lawyer, mado a motion for a separato trial for him. I saw tho Joker for certain then and I bad n consultation with Daly. It waB evi dent that It was useless to make a . defense, so Daly and I pleaded guilty to the charge of burglary, feeling cer tain that Baker had squealed to the pollco, Tho positive proof camo when wo wero sentenced. Baker alBo plead ed guilty. Daly and I got twelve years nnd bIx months, whllo Bakor got off with thrco years and six months. "I lost my temper In court, de help thoy moro than fHE CRIMINAL Tells How He Planned the Deed and Sought to Close Every Avenue of Knowl edge Leading to His Guilt. The Detective Shows How Futile These Efforts Were and How the Old Adage, Murder Will Out, "Always Holds Good." V, L. Nalton nounced Baker and nut n threat on record that I would get even with him when I got through with my work for tho state. Ho only smiled, and we wero all sent to Sing Sing. Ho left whn his tlmo was up, and T nliAyod tho rulos to got my short time. Tho only comfort I had during tho weary years that I polished castings in Sing Sing was nursing my rovengo. It made tho work easy, and tho sun nev er shono so brightly ns on tho day when I threw off the stripes and was set freo. "I had a big bank roll when I be gan life again, and aftor Bpondtng a couple of weeks in th country to get rid of the prison shuttle, I began the hunt for Baker, tho stool pigeon. Ho had been out of Jail about eight years before me. I hunted until I felt sick and feared that I would never meet him. I learned that ho went to Eu rope, and was away for soveral years. When it looked vory dark for mo good luck came from nn unexpected source "I was talking with Harry Hill ono evening In bis old place In East Hous ton street, and he mentioned that re cently ho had seen an old friend of mine, at a prlzo fight in Paterson. I asked him who It was and he told me Abo Baker. That name sounded sweet to my ear. I found out from Hill that Baker had changed his name to Henry "Lawrence, and was tho owner of sov eral horses and followed tho trotting circuit for n living. This was all the cluo I wanted and I started to find Lawrerco. "A few days later there was o trot ting match at tho old Fashion track on Long Island, and I went there. Lawrence was ono of the first men I met. I would not have known him. Ho wore a heavy beard and was known as a Kentucky sport. I did not speak to him, but kept him In sight and followed him to his homo In East Thirty-fifth street. I found that he was married. I kept my eye on him for several days to get a line on his habits. Ho did not go around much, but I knew several of tho friends that ho visited. Ho did not po out nights, and after I had watched for a week I sent him a letter, signed by ono of his friends, and asked him to meet me at eight o'clock In tho evening. "I watched his houso and saw him come out after dark. I followed, and between Second nnd Third avenue, when tho street was clear of people, in Thirty-fifth street, I hit him with a blackjack. He foil on tho Bldewnlk. I struck him until he quit struggling. I thought I had fixed him, sure, and to make things look easy, I ripped off his watch, diamond ring and pin. This was to glvo tho idea that the assault was for tho purpose of robbery. No ono nppeared on the block and I was safe. ' He scarrcely breathed, and to mako suro that ho would never squeal on any ono else, I gavo him a Jab with a knifo in tho left side. It was nasty work, but I felt happier when I walked away than I had been in ten years " OFFICER QUACKENBUSH'S STORY. "Tho finding of Henry Lawrenco," said Dotectlvo Quackcnbush, "all knocked to pieces in East Thirty-tlfth street, created a great sensation. When I saw him at Bellevuo hospital the doctors said ho (lid not have ono chanco in a hundred of recovering. I never saw, In all my experience as a policeman, a person who was so thor oughly beaten up. Why, thero was not a square Inch of his body, which was not marked In some way, and his face and head were about twice tho normal slzo. "Tho doctors said that his skull had been fractured In the frontal region by a blow from somo blunt weapon, pre sumably a slungshot or club; that It would bo necessary to trephine the frontal bono and remove the broken pieces and splinters which, to all ex ternal appearances, had penetrnted tho brain. Lawrence, was, of course, In such a condition that ho could not tell anything about the assault. Even If he recovered tho probability was that ho would not bo able to give a connected nnd reliablo story of the affair. "The neighborhood of East Thirty fifth street was at that time the stamping ground of tho notorious Brick Yard Gang, which had among Its members about as many cut throats and thugs as could bo found in any part or mo city. rnoy nnu been at work for a long time holding up eltizons In tho street. Although many of them were sent away their places seemed to bo steadily filled, and tho gang did not loso its power. Denny Brady, who afterward led tho most successful gang of masked bur glars that was ever formed In this city for pillago along tho Hudson river front between hero and Al bany, was tho leader of tho gang. Ho wns about na tough a citizen as ever went unhung. "All tho evldenco In tho case point ed to robbery ns tho motlvo of the crime. Lawrenco's watch and Jewelry, which wero worth about $1,G00, had been taken and his pockets had been turned insldo out. Tho wholo nppear anco of tho clothing wns such as was usually found In cases whero tho gang had dono up a victim. "There wero, however, two puzzling features In tho case. In Lawrence's Inside walBtcoat pocket, In a lnrgo wallet, were $0,000 In cash and tho records of several bots which hnd been mado tho day that ho was In jured. Tho theory which was adopted as tho most plausible ono was that some of tho gang had been at tho track and seen tho roll of bills Law renco carried, nnd glvon hlra tho rnzoo tho first chnnco they got at him when ho wus alono. "I went to see Denny Brndy, as I knew him very well, to havo a talk with him about tho crime, Tho thief who Is nccused falsely will always talk freely as a general thing about nny particular crlmo, and I wished to see how Brady would act nbout this case. I found him In a liquor etoro In First avenue with tho gang, nnd ho greeted mo veryi kindly. I went out with him alono after ho had a chin with soveral of tho gang, and gave him a ghost story about tho Lawrenco robbery. I volunteered the Informa tion Unit somo of the gang were sus pected. I had expected to hear Brady deny that ho had over hoard of tho robbery, but Instead of this ho opened up and gave mo his Idea of tho crlmo. Ho snld that none of the gang wero in It, ns they wero all at tho wako o.f Andy Owens, who had been killed In a rough-and-tumble fight In Williams burgh. '"If yer, want ter find do bloko what did do trick,' said Brady, 'take a pipe on somo of de friends of dls Lawrenco, and yer will como nonr hit ting bottom.' "I investigated tho story told by Brady ns to tho whereabouts of tho gang on tho night of tho robbery, nnd found that ho had told tho truth, which satisfied mo that I would havo to look elsewhere for tho assailant of Lawrenco. It waB possible, of courso, that somo other gang might havo done Lnwrenco up, but tho moro I thought of the case the Iobb confldenco did I havo In tho gang and robbery theory. It was tho belief of all tho detectives who had taken part In tho Investiga tion that Lawrence had been robbed. "I went alone to look for a cluo In some othor direction. Down at the hospital I looked over all tho property which had been found In Lawrenco's pockets. Among several letters I found ono signed Oil Bender, who kept a saloon at Socond avenuo nnd Thirty sixth street, aBklng Lawrenco to meet him at 8 o'clock on tho night of tho robbery. I also picked up another fact which sot my thlnklng-box gblng. On Lawrenco's right arm were tho letters 'A. B.' In India Ink. What thoso meant I did not know; but thoy wore not tho initial letters of Lawrenco's name, and I started out to find what they stood for. "I dropped Into Gil Bender's place, and he said that ho had not mado nn appointment to meot Lawrenco by lot ter or In any other way. Ho willingly agreed to 'wrlto certain words for me which wero in tho letter and to sign his name. I compared theso with tho t letter nnd saw that thero was no point of similarity In tho two hnndwrltlngs. I showed him tho letter and he said that ho had never seen It before and had no Idea who could havo written It. Bonder wns an ox-convlct and had been useful to the police In many wnys. I accepted his denials as truth and then I mentioned to him about the 'A. B.' marks on Lawrence's arm. "Ho appeared a bit surprised when I mentioned this, and I folt that I had struck something good. Ho denied thnt he had any idea what the letters meant, but when I gavo him my word that I would never tell what I had learned from him, ho said that Law renco was tho name selected by Abe Baker to uso in living on tho level. I had seen Baker many times, but aft er getting out of Jail the last tlmo ho had grown a full and very heavy beard, nnd put on eyeglasses, which so altered his appearance that, taken in connection with the respectable peoplo ho traveled with, mado n com plete transformation In his nppenr anco. "Tho mystery wns deepening with overy now fact thnt I discovered in tho case, nnd I tell you I had many a wild-gooso chaso. Baker had survived the operation nnd was Improving physically every dny, but his mind was in a vory confused stato nnd ho mndo many controiilctory statements about tho way he received his In juries. The woman who lived with Bnker did not, or pretended not to know anything of his history. "With tho motlvo of robbery out of the way, except Incidentally, I became convinced thnt tho assailant of Baker was somo ono who had a grievance against him. I carefully went over his career ns a thief. While making this Investigation I learned that Baker had turned stnto's evidence In tho Empire bank robbery In Troy, and given Information which led to tho conviction of Cliff Dempsey nnd Ling Daly, who got the full sentence, whllo Baker got off with a nominal punish ment. Baker did not hnvo to testify In court, and when I heard that Cliff Dempsey had mudo a threat to take his life for his treachery, I saw my way clear. Dempqey was a man who kept his word, nnd tho records show ed that ho bad Just finished his term of sentence and that Daly had died In prison. "It took mo a week to plant Demp sey in this city, as ho had been keep ing very quiet. In the meantime I had picked up evldenco to show that ho was at tho Fashion raco track nnd had been noticed dogging Lawrence there. I also found several persons who had seen a man answering Dompsoy's ap pearance in tho neighborhood of Bak er's homo shortly boforo ho was hurt. I got a samplo of Dompsoy's hand writing, which was Identical with tho letter making tho appolntomcnt Blgncd by Bender. Theso facts made it n Btrlng prima faclo caso against Dempsey and I nrrested him. i "Ho pleaded not guilty, but when the caso was called for trial Baker was well enough to nppoar, and Demp sey changed the plea to guilty. As he was leaving tho court room ho told Baker that tho account was not Bot tled and ho would follow him to the end of IiIb days." Machine That Plays Violin. An invention has been perfected In troducing a machino that will play n violin. Tho construction of tho artifi cial fiddler is ingenious. Tho bow Is a true clrclo, a hoop of horsehair, which travels round nnd round con tinuously. Standing on end Inside the hoop aro three violins. Along tho nock of tho Instruments stretches a row of uncanny fingers that run up and down tho strings JuBt Hko tho real thing. Tho violins stand back about nn Inch from tho moving hoop of horsehnlr, against which they aro pushed at tho psychological moment when the note Is to bo struck. Solon, ducts, and trios aro astonishingly easy to tho automaton. Like most auto matic machines, however, It lacks ono capability It cannot tuno itsolf, Its cost is $2,000. Hml-rv. -. iv. wi .Av. -r KMmnaaHiiMMMMHHHiaMHMBiiiaHiHiWHBHaWBw THIS monumont to Dr. Joso Htzal I s to bo erected in front of tho new lo glslatlvo building nt Manila. Dr. HI zal was tho leador in tho war of lndependcnco of tho Philippines against Spain In 180G and was tried and executed. BOY HELD Youth Imprisoned for Four Hours in Burial Place. Young George Smedley and Play mates Found Door of the Tomb of Herb of Tlppecanoo Open and Went In. Cincinnati. Gcorgo Smedley, six teen years old, living at North Bend, on tho Ohio, a few miles from Cin cinnati, wns a prisoner for four hours in tho vnult of President William Henry Hnrrison's tomb, standing lono ly and sombro on tho heights over looking tho river. Young Smedley nnd two companions wandered up to tho tomb nnd, finding tho door open, wont Inside. Smedloy remained in tho interior after IiIb com panions had emerged, and they, ns a Joko, shut tho heavy Iron door and braced it with a henvy stick, nnd thoy ran away, in tho belief thnt n Httlo effort on George's part would open tho door. But tho fastening hold nnd ho couldn't budgo It. Ho was in a pnnlo of fright by this tlmo and crying for help. Mrs. Gabrlol of Norwood, O., who was visiting her parents on tho road Just beyond tho tomb, was passing through a Iano which pas'sos near tho tomb when sho heard a muffled cry: "Help! Help!" Frightened, nnd not knowing whence tho cry camo, nor tho occasion of It, sho hurried her step. They wero taking her nearer tho tomb, and rr sho nppronched It tho cries grow louder. Sho thought of tho creek which flows behind the tomb, nnd, thinking that possibly somo ono had fallen Into It, sho ran to tho bank. Thon tho voice seemed to como from behind her from tho tomb Itself. Sho realized now thnt tho volco camo from within. Sho wns almost on tho vergo Of ColIllpHU. "Who aro you?" sho called out in a voice tho tono of which bespoke her terror. "Georgo Smedloy!" wns tho answer. "Opon tho door, quick!" Nerving hersplf, Mrs. Gnbrlol ro moved tho stick that braced tho door. It biirBt open and tho boy fell into hor arms. Sho had to almost carry him to tho homo of her father. Later ho was rovlved and tnkon to his own homo, which adjoluu. It wns Boveral hours boforo ho finally recov ered from tho shock of his ordeal. KITCHEN FIRE BARS FLYER Hose Across Track at Masslllon, O., Holds Up Fast Train Eighty- five Minutes. Masslllon, O. Tho combination of two thin lines of hoso nnd a firo in John Dartoo'a back kitchen, hold up tho Pennsylvania's olghteen-hour New York-Chlcngo flyer recontly and forced tho company to grunt its pas sengers a rebato on tho lire. Flromon stretched two lines of hoso across tho tracks to reach the fire and caused a delay of eighty-five minutes to nil trafllo. RATTLESNAKE IN HIS CELLAR Kansas City Man Gets the Scare of His Life, but Proves He Was Sober. Kansas City, Mo, Whon J. Rnglo, 4432 Hellovluw avenue, heard a nnlso In tho basement of his homo ho tpok a candlo and went to Investigate I In wns somewhat agitated and fif thought ho might l " u by candle light" win a ' d on n large r ' MONUMENT TO A PATRIOT AND IN VAULT CHILD DIDN'T KNOW FATHER Friend Had to Convince Daughter Before Sho Would Go to L. A. Nel son of Flat Creek, lo, Petersburg, Iud. L. A. Nelson of Flat Creek, Mo., who loft hero 12 years ago without means, nftor separating from his wlfo, who kopt their two-year-old daughter, returuod to this city tho other day to bocomo reunited with his family. Ills wlfo died a number of years ago and tho dnughtor wns placed in tho enro of tho matron of tho orphans' homo, who, in turn, placod her In tho enro of John Strndtnor, a prosperous fnrmer In Madison town ship. Ho enred for tho child us ono of his family. Nolson begged thnt his daughter bo restored to him, ns ho was nblo to pro vldo fo" her, having mndo a small fortune In tho zinc mines of Missouri. Tho girl, who had not seen her fa ther since sho was two years old, had no recollection of him, but old friends convinced her that tho Btrangor was hor parent, nnd thoy left for Flat Creek, whero thoy will llvo. NEW IDEA FOR DINING CAR Southern Pacific to Issue Numbered Checks to Passengers and Call Them to Vacant Placet. San Francisco. Uopresontntives of tho Southorn Pacific rnllroad an nounced hero thnt a now plan will bo put Into effect Immediately on tho company's dining cars by which checks will bo issued to dlnors, who will bo notified when their placo Is waiting in tho dining car. Tho system was devlsod to relievo patrons of tho rond from tho Incon vonlonco of wailing ul tho end of a crowded dining enr for n vacant placo. Tho passengers will bo notified In tho order of thu numbers of their chprks, Issued In duplicate. SNAKE ON RAIL Joker Is Arrested For Trespassing as Obstacle Looks Like Iron Bar. Norrlstown, Pa. Hccauso ho took liberties with a snnko, Leonard Mink of Philadelphia, a resortor at Graters ford, was flnod heavily by Justice E. M, Harry. Mink, whllo fishing, saw n large wa tcrsnnko, and killed It. Ab Its tall was still wriggling ho throw tho rep tllo on tho tracks of tho Porklomen railroad In front of nn npproachlng passengor train. Tho engineer, seeing the act and noting that tha man ran up tho bank, thought ho wns a traln-wrockor, and mistook tho snnko for a bar of Iron. Tho engineer applied tho emergency brakes, which brought tho passengers to their feet and tho train to n sudden stop. Thon tho snnko wns found. Special Policeman O'Donnell of tho Rending Hallway company happenod to bo on tho scono and took Mink In to custody for trespassing. A call to tho Westport pollco sta tion summoned Patrolman Victor An derson, Ily means of his Hash light Anderson located tho buzzing snake and succeeded In killing It at tho first shot. Tho reptllo, which measured moro than fivo foot In length, was found to hnvo eight rattles and ono "button " showing that It wbb "eight vphth old nolnu on nine" on exhibition In r' ass was whero MARTYR CIRCUSES SNUB T0PEKA, KAN. No Intimation That Even One-Ring Show Will Be There During Season. Topeka, Kan. Ib Topekn to bo de prived of ono its anclont pnstlmos this year? Indications point that way for not a slnglo" circus not oven a ono ring animal show haB yet signified Its Intention of playing tho town. Present conditions nro almost with out procodent and thoso who hnvo fol- lowed tho clrcusos for tho past ocoro of ycnrB especially tho man who nl-. wnys took sonny for sonny's sake aro at a loss to understand tLo snub tho town Is gottlng. Roy Crawford, manngor of soveral Topeka theaters, who generally knowB boforo nnyono olso In town Just whon tho circus would bo hero, said ho had not yot any Intimation of ono of tho animal shows coming. ' PERFECT HUSBAND IS FREE Goto Dlvorco From Wife Who Could Not Stand Him Longer Waa Good to Her, He Says. Oakland, Cnl. Edwin HIrsch, nn Irvlngton merchant, has recolvod a decrco of dlvorco from Hazel HIrsch, who desorted him two years ngo, un ablo to onduro longer his perfections. According to his testimony, HIrsch gavo his wlfo every luxury within his, menns, plnccd no restraint on her amuBomonts, novcr showed Jealousy,, nover spoko on unkind word nnd nev er Indulged In liquor, tobneco, pro fanity or lato hours. "Didn't sho over find nny fault with you?" asked tho Judgo. "Oh, yes," responded HIrsch. "Sho frequently said sho could hnvo loved mo If only I bent hor or at least scolded her onco in a whllo." Farmer Coughs Up Stone. Charlorol, Pa. Harry Samplo, n fnrmer, coughed up n lung stonoj weighing II ouncos whllo In n cough-' Ins lit. Thu stone la one of the larg-; est in medical history. HALTS TRAIN - PLAN CENSORSHIP OF DANCES, Committee on Amusement for Work ing Girls Maps Out Campaign for New York "400." Now York. Censorship of tho so ciety dances that tako placo at Shor-, ry's and Delmonlco's nnd othor public places affected by tho wealthier class Is an essential part of tho winter's pro gram outlined nt a meeting of tho com mittee on nmusoment resources of working girls nt 311 Mndln'on avenuo. Tho commlttco stnnds back of tho llconso bureau, which has tho support of Mrs. Charles II, Israels and her as sociates In the demand for a $70,000 Incrcnso In tho budget. It Is tho ob ject of tho commltteo to secure nn elastic list of inspectors, including both thoso under civil servlco require ments, rind thoso who nro not. This Is dono to Insure tho gutting of evi dence by a person not recognized by tho frequeutors of a hall. Umbrella Vs. Bullets. Pottsvlllo, Pa. A lnughublo turn was given a shooting on a crowded street when Uroma flenor, to savo himself from tho bullets of C. L. LnroBti, raised an umbrella, put It over his head and shoulders for pro tection, 'and ran awny to a point out of p'stol range, Tho shooting wns tho rosult of a grudgo, Larosa having threatened to kill his victim on sight. Lnrosn was promptly arrested and sont to prison by Justlco F S. Frollor. BACKACHE AND ACHING JOINTS Together Tell of Bad Kidney Mueh pain that ''EmuPWurt masks ao rheu matism is duo to weak kidneys to their falluro to drlvo off urio acid thoroughly. Whon you suf fer nchy, bad Joints, back ache, too; with somo kldnoy disorders, got Doon's KIdnoy Pills, which hnvo cured thousands. I a ynr AN OKLAHOMA CASE. John T .Io.if, 213 ft I'll Bt., Paula I Vnlltr, Ukla., vnyat ,,I wu commed lu oca lor unyi Wlin niuinry irwuui. uu rclatlo rhumatlsm. I waa weak and de bilitated nnd tormrntfd almost to death. Not Improving- under the doctor"! treat ment, I began mlng Doan'a Kidney Pllla and waa entirely cured. I have had no trouble alnoe." Get Doao'j at any Drue Store, 50c a Box Dr Kidney oans puis FOSTKR-MILMJRN CO., Buffalo. N.Y. PIAPJO LESSONS FREE whether you have plana or not. For full particular writ National School of Mualo, 321 Alhambre, Milwaukee, Wl W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 46-1912. POOR JOHN NEATLY CAUGHT Cleverly Contrived Trap That Led U tho Downfall of Ono Forget ful Husband. Ho hnd returned homo In tho eve ning tired and ready for a restful hour or two. "John, my love," said hlB Httlo wlf sweetly, "did you post that letter I gavo you this morning?" "Yes, my pet," said John, hiding hit conscience-stricken faco behind the newspaper. "Well, what Is your answer!" still moro Bweetly. "Wh-whnt Is what?" gasped John. "What Is your answer, dear?" said his Httlo wlfo, clearly. "That letter was addresBod to you." "Addressed to mo?" exclaimed John. "I didn't notice It." And then, Hko a foolish man, ha fell Into tho trap and produced the letter from his pocket to sco. Tha cnvclopo was not nddrcsscd to him; but a long nnd sovero lecturo was shortly aftor. Paid Minuter In Tinfoil. Tho mealiest man In tho world has been found. Ho is tho man who gavo tho Hov. Thllo Goro, pastor of tha Gorman Luthern church, an envolopa filled with tinfoil for marrying him. The brldo and groom rang Dr. Goro's doorbell lato ono night and nBked him to marry them. Aa they had n HconBo, ho did so. After tha ceremony was performed tho man handed tho minister an envolopa which was supposed to contain tha fee. Ho found It contained nothing but Boveral pieces of tlufoll. Chlcaga Tribune. Escaped the Worst of It Tho worst things nro tho afflictions thnt havo never hnpponed. Bobby had Just beau soundly spanked for falling Into tho creek. "Gee!" ho exclaimed, rubbing tho seat of punishment, "what wouldn't I havo got If I bad drowned?" An Underworld. "You say you saw Now York's un derworld?" said tho horrified relative. "Oh, yen," ropllod Mrs, McGudley. "And I consider It very neat and In teresting. I think every lnrgo city ought to havo a subway system." A Change. She Mr. Scrapplngton nnd his wife wero riding In their auto yesterday when It skidded and thoy fell out HeWell, that was a Httlo variety for them. Usually their falling out takes placo at homo. If a newly wedded man has no se crets from his wlfo It la rathor hard on tho other women ho might have mnrrlod, but didn't. Only n lawyer or a detective caa mind his own business whon ho pries into othor people's. A woman Is always trying to Im press upon her husbnnd that sho Isn't fooling as woll as sho ought to. Don't brag about yourself; Jolly others Into doing It for you. 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