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NEW YORK. A real country farm
on Droadway in which vegetables
of all kinds thrive, and which chick
era serenely pecking at tho soil un
disturbed by tho roar of subway trains
"above, and tho din of traffic below,
.sounds mow Hko tho fancy of ono
.of tho city's rich men than the reali
sation of tho ambition of an Italian
ifrult stand keeper. Tho farm with
an ancient two-story frame houso oc
cupies 600 square feet In a triangu
lar plot oa Broadway between Man
hattan street and West Ono Hundred
and Twenty-ninth street The tri
angle Is Inclosed by a ten-foot board
wall except on Ono Hundred and
.Twenty-ninth street, where there Is a
low rustic fenco. Thousands of per
sons from the elevated subway struc
ture at Manhattan street have viewed
this rural scene with Interest, and
have wondered who the city farmer
could be.
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Mirth Before Audience,
CHICAGO. "Gigantic and glorious
festival of mirth and melody." "A
"brilliant halt-hour mosaic of musical
comedy, superbly staged."
"Ten dainty, dimpled Broadway
beauties. Just Hko tho French cab
arets." That's what a local thcator bill says
about a skit before tho footlights
there.
Municipal Judge It. F. Robinson saw
part of tho show the other day and
is inclined to doubt tho voracity of
the bill. It was given a piecemeal
staging before him in the Hydo Park
police court His program read:
Defendant Frank Griffith; known
In the skit as "Josh Kidder, a waiter
;who knows his business."
Plaintiffs Lillian, Bertha and Ida
Lewis, dancers, and Mrs. Bessie Lew
is, their mother, the first three being
known In tho skit respectively as
'"Lotta Racket" I'LouIse Louder" and
"Poroxa Snow."
The "heavies" were Detectives Mc
Gulre and Rank, who made tho
"pinch."
"Lotta Racket er I mean Lillian
Lewis to the bar," ordered tho Judge
.when the caso was called. Up tripped
a brunette with a big picture hat
"It was this way, judge," she said.
"'I waB out doing my dancing stunt
when I heard a scream back of thb
wings. I Just knew It was Frank Grif
fith beating mother, so I ran oft with
out finishing my act to help her. Half
of tho company had attacked her, and
Profitable Bee Hives in
WLWATJKEE, Wis. An apiary con
talning four unusually large and
'busy families of exceedingly product
ive honey bees, conducted In the loft
of a small stable In the rear of a city
ifcome, Is ono of the most uniquo In
dustries in Milwaukee.
William Norenberg and his brother,
Frederick, 794 Hubbard street, ore the
proprietors. They say it is one of the
easiest and most profitable businesses,
considering the Investment, that can
be conducted at home.
"I have been keeping bees for about
five years." said William Norenberg.
"I started with two frames of bees
and a queen and now I have four ex
tra large hives, from which each year
I get a total of between 250 and 300
pounds of flno honey. Cono honey is
worth an average of 25 ccnt3 a pound.
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Bewails Loss of $800
DETROIT, MICH. From a courtship
that started ono Sunday after
noon nearly two years ago when ho
drove by the home of tho charming,
but Aery-tempered llttlo Italian girl,
Annunzla Dl Mlchollo, at 53G RuBsell
street, followed by a hasty wooing, an
early marriage, to the divorce court
has been the brief but highly exciting
matrimonial adventure of Job Pal
ermo. Joe doesn't bewail the prospective
Iobb of his wlfo so much as the loss
of tho savings that he squandered on
her before and after their marriage.
"Pout! $800, phe's gono like that"
said Joo expressively, blowing out a
fierce blast of macaronl-ladon breath.
"I buy heom the fort dollar coat;
he's socks $2.50 a pair, fine now shoes,
pay de flvo do' for them, do big hat,
$16, fine new silk dress; alia de mun
I bad. Now, nothing, not a cont
left"
They had a "quick wedding" ac
cording to Joe, and then his trou
bles began. First his $800 vanished
for clothes for IiIb pretty wife, and
tken began a constant war with his
Noiseless Gun for Killing Horses.
A curious horse-kllllng gun used In
England to kill horses which have
been injured is now being adopted by
American anti-cruelty societies bo
causo of its nolBelessness and Burety
of action. By a slight blow a bullet
is noiselessly driven into the brain of
the nnimal, killing It Instantly, with
out a sound to attract attention In a
city street.
on Great White Way
Ho ta Prank Muccla, a mlddlo-agcd
Italian. Muccla maintains a fruit and
cigar stand outBldo of tho triangle.
Ho camo to this country to sock his
fortunu 20 years ago from Naples,
where his father had a largo farm.
Muccla brought with him hero a
strong lovo for farm life. Ho becamo
tho owner of a fruit stand, but tho
dcslro to have a farm and bring up
his family of ten children ns thn chil
dren of a farmer's son should bo
raised grow stronger with him each
year. In a city of tall buildings and
crowded spaces he could boo little
hopo of realizing his ambition. Ho
could not move to tho country be
cause his stand and business was
growing better all tho time, and then
thero wero the wlfo and tho ten little
Mucclas to be fed and clothed. Nine
years ago, however, his opportunity
came,1 and with his family ho moved
to the triangle. He cleared away the
rubbish which littered tho placo and
started to cultivate tho soil.
In a window of his stand the other
day a sign was displayed Informing
paasersby that tomatoos fresh from
tho farm were for sale. Two of them
could bo had for a njckcl. They were
the slzo of grape-fruit, and he pointed
to them with pride. Muccla has a reg
ular line of customers, to whom he
sells the products of his farm.
a Fight Behind Scenes
her screams were so loud tho stage
manager had to ring down the cur
tain to keep the audlenco from think
ing there was a fire.
"Then they laid for ub outBldo In
tho alley after tho show and tried to
beat us up again. Wo broke about
even, though, I guess. Then mamma
went to tho pollco station for protec
tion and had "Josh" that Is, Frank
arrested. All the troublo started bo
cause his wlfo don't like people of our
race."
"Yes, It was awful, Judge," Mrs. Low
Is and tho two daughters chimed In,
while Griffith tried to give his side of
the affair.
Judge Robinson listened for a while
and then ordered silence.
"It must have been a clgantic and
glorious festival of mirth and melody,"
the judge said, reading the program.
"It was so much so that I'm going to
let you settle It among yourselves.
These back-of-the-stage fights are too
much for an ordinary Judge to attempt
to square. I'll dischargo tho prison
er." Loft of a City Barn
so you will see that I get a nice profit
from my beea, when you consider that
they cost me practically nothing.
"But asldo from the profit tho beoB
afford us a great deal of entertaining
study. Nothing can bo more interest
ing than watching tho manner in
which these busy little workers keep
their houses in order, tho manner In
which the guard bees of each swarm
do sentinel duty at the entrance to
their hive, ready to givo battlo to
robber bees from other swarms, which
are always lurking about ready to
steal from other hives Instead of go
ing out and foraging for honey.
"Some people may ask how tho bees
are fed. Tho answer Is that wo never
feed them. I never have found it nec
essary to help them find enough food.
Of course, they have no trouble In the
warm weather, and while they stay
closo to their hives during tho cold
weather, as soon as tho sun appears
the bees leavo their hives and go out
foraging.
"Anybody can raiso bees it he has
some kind of shelter for thorn and will
start right They aro no troublo to
their owner or to their neighbor. I
have the Italian be and they never
harm any ono."
He "Squandered" on Wife
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mother-in-law. Joo charges. He de
clares that his mother-in-law Inter
fered when ho chided his wife, and
that she refused to let her daughter
go away when Joe rented a flat Joe
says his wife told him ho couldn't tako
her away.
A week after Joo went back to get
bis clothes and he says they both,
Jumped on him and pummeled him so
that he had to run away without his
belongings. Joe baring fallod to
make any impression, sent his broth
er Sam. Ho didn't get tho clothes.
"I don't know what do mat," sigh
ed Joe. "Mebbe she luf somebody else,
but I don't seo no man 'round da
houso for da las' tree mont'."
Should Have 8omo Superstition.
Wo would not give a rap for the
person who Is -.ylthout all supersti
tion. We would a llttlo bit prefer the
man whose superstitions are pessii
mlstlo to the one who is so exceed
ingly superior as to think there Is no
luck In life, no favor nor disfavor la,
anything that may happen or In any
clrcumstanco that may surround our
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NEXT to the big battleships, tho submarines attracted the most attention at tho rocent rovtow of tho Atlan
tic) fleet In tho Hudson. Tho photograph shows the submarine D 1 with crew at attention as President Tatt
on tho yacht Mayflower passed up the line.
HAIL HINDU AS KING
Tramp Steamer's Cook Adopted
by Baboons in Africa.
Rescued by Boat's Crew tater He
Disappears and Is Believed to
Have Answered to the Call
of the Wild.
New York. Hero Is a yarn for your
whiskers, mate. Bolleve It or not, but
all the officers of the British Tramp
Midair, which a few days ago waB ly
ing ovorln South Brooklyn, are willing
to take oath as to Its truthfulness.
They declare that tho strango events
as related by Second Mato Brownlee,
acting as spokesman for tho rest aro
just an thoy happened.
"We had a cook," began tho second
mate, "I say 'had,' for ho is not with
us now. But this horo cooklo, who
was a Hindu, was tho best cook wo
ever bad. It took us somo tlmo to
got used to his countonanco, for never
did a man wear such a mask for a
faco as that Hindu boy. And it was
because of this faco of his'n that
brought about thlB strange adven-
' ture.
I "We touched in at Zanzibar, on tho
West African coast, and the cook and
three of the Lascar crew wont ashore
"in search o fsomo herbs that they
use for making medicine for them
selves. Well, tho day woro along,
and no sign of the cook and the
Lascars.
"The old man finally got worried
about not having a cook, and told mo
to tako a couple of men and go find
cookie. We started out toward the
Jungle, thinking that the cook and the
Lascars, having got tired picking
herbs, curled up and went to sleep.
Just aB we arrived on tho edge of
tho jungle we saw the two Lascars
who had accompanied the cook run
ning townrd us with their eyeballs
sticking out of thel rhcadB. '
It seems as how tho cook and the
two Lascars were searching about
for herbs whan they heard a loud
chattering about them, and when
they looked up they saw about 40
baboons sitting in a row and watch
ing them.
"Tho baboons wero particularly ln
terested in cookie. And L. might say
right hero that cookie was the near
est approach to a baboon in human
form that I havo ever beheld. He
was that missing link Darwin was
looking for. The baboons did not
pay much attention to tho two
Lascars.
"Suddenly tho leader of the baboons
ran over and -took hold of cookie and
began to yammer nway In baboon
lingo. All tho other baboons camo
over to cooklo and completely sur
rounded him. They paid no atten
tion whatever to the two Lascars.
When tho Lascars tried tc rescue
cooklo tho baboons went after them
Hko fury.
"Tho next morning wo started out
J a big party to find cookie. Into tho
jungle we went lor anouc nvo muca,
yelling our lungs out. Finally far in
the distanco wo heard an answering
shout and knew that wo wore near
lng the kidnaped ono. Finally wo
came Into a clearing In the junglo and
thero In the center of on admiring cir
cle of baboons sat cooklo. In front
of him was a pile of nuts and fruit
that those baboons had gathered and
brought before him. Cooklo was a
sort of baboon king.
"He had found that they would not
hurt him, and tho baboon life sort
of appealed to him. We had to sail
into those baboons right smart before
they would budge an Inch, and I got
cooklo by tho back of tho nock and
8tartod'back for tho ship.
"It was not long boforo all the of
ficers on the ship were wishing that
we had left tho cook with tho baboons.
He got so he didn't care how ho
cooked any more. Thoso baboons had
spoiled him sure. Ho felt of great im
portance, and tho old man doclded
bo would got another cook at the first
port we made.
"Well, we put In up tho coast a bit,
and that very night cookie went over
the sldo and disappeared. He never
showed up again, and we didn't mako
any effort to find him. We have como
CAT MORE THAN EARNS BOARD
Ginger's Work Makes Neighbor
Swoon; Twenty-two Mice Shows
Some Feline.
Now York. Here's a oat story
from Providence, R. I.:
Mrs. Jano HUsbusch of 10 Prairie
avenue owns a cat the cat's name is
Ginger.
Mrs. Hllbusch goes to Brooklyn to
visit a married daughter, leaving
Dinger to tho care and custody of
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to tho conclusion that cooklo went
back to tho baboons. If he didn't
whero did ho go on that God-forsaken
African coast?"
BEATING SAVES MAN'S LIFE
Electrician Pronounced Dead by Phy
sicians Is Restored by Ambulance
Attendants After Getting Shock.
San Francisco, Cal. An hour's
heroic treatment brought back signs
of llfo here Into the body of Bert
Edgar, an electrician, tifler he had
been pronounced dend from' a shock of
2,200 volts of electricity. Besides tho
shock, Edgar was suffering from a
fractured akull, received when tho
electricity threw him from a platform
ten feet abovo tho cement floor of a
basement of a downtown office build
ing. When tho accident happened n
physician In tho building pronounced
Edgar dead. Herman Krosmayer and
Adam Baker, ambulnnco attendants,
decided, howover, that tho cessation
of heart action was duo to the terrific
shock and might bo rostorcd.
Baker and a patrolman ran Edgar's
apparently lifeless body as and down
tho street, with the feet touching tho
pavement, while Krosmayer struck
him about tho chest and Bhoulders
and all throo shouted continuously
Into his ears.
After an hour of nearly continuous
treatment of this sort. Interruptions
being caused by well-meaning passors
by, who thought Edgnr was being
beaten up, Edgar showed slgnB of life
and was rushed to the hospital. He
was found to have a good chance to
recover.
TO REBUILD NOTED TEMPLE
Scheme of Freemasons and Opinions
of Jews on Reconstructing
Solomon's Edifice,
London. The schome of tho Free
masons to rebuild tho Temple of
Solomon at Jerusalem has aroused
much sentimental Interest In Jewish
quarters here, and much doubt Is ex
pressed as to whether tho project will
ever bo realized.
Some two years ago It was an
nounced that Chester had decided to
form a lodge of research to moot at
Jerusalem, and to bo known aB the
Lodge of King Solomon's temple.
Its members wero to bo drawn from
all parts of the world, but In vlow of
tho unaettled stato of affairs then
prevailing In tho Turkish empire tho
lodgo was consecrated in tho province
of Chester, and mot under the Juris
diction of tho gruud lodge of Eng
land. At any tlmo an announcement such
as this could not havo failed from
its very character to aroUBo tho dip-.
est interest throughout Jewry, whuth-1
er membors of tho craft or not, but
coming as It Iiiih within hall of tho
solemn now year, when tho thoughts
of tho Jewish people naturally rovort
to tho past history of their nation. It
has struck a far deopor note than It
might otherwise havo dono.
As to tho Intended uses of the pro
jected templo, dotalls aro necoBBarlly ,
Incomplete, but howover generous
tho financial support that has been '
placed at the disposal of the pro
moters of tho scheme, howover skill-,
ed tho artificers, It will bo dimcuii 10
convince the Jew that evon modorn
nrts and crafts can reproduce the
statellnoBs and tho splendor of the
original templo, a splendor that Is
considered by some to havo been ex
aggerated. The scheme appears In ono rospoct
to anticipate tho yearnings of the
'pious Jew, who in his devotions prnys
dally for the restoration of Jerusalem,
and Incidentally to tho rebuilding of
tho temple:
"O dwell In tho midst of Thy City
of Jerusalem, as Thou hast spokon,
and speedily establish tho Throne of
David therein. O build it speedily in
our days, a structuro of everlasting
frame."
It would s'eem that after all this
Mrs. Riley, a neighbor. Mrs. H. says
to Ginger as she departs:
"Now bo a good cat and work out
your board. Do 'everything you can
for Mrs. Riley."
Next day Ginger brings Mrs. Riley
two mice. Mrs. Riley swoons. Day
after next day Olngsr brings two
more, but doesn't get In. Each day
for a week bo brings two mice and
on Sunday three.
Mrs. II. comes home. Ginger meets
her at the gate and meows. He leads
th way to tha back of the house, aad
copyriout by unduiwoo 6 unduo-ood
EXPORTS FOR "MOVIES" BIG,
Tremendous Growth of the American
Film Business Abroad Show
Trade Statistics.
Washington, D. C. Tho tromondous'
growth of tho 'American movlng-plo-turo
business abroad Is reflected in
official figures on tho Importation andj
exportation of motion-picture films,
given out by the department of com-i
morco and labor. Tho article giving:
tho figures also describes tho lnflu-j
enco of American plcturo films In:
creating a domnnd abroad for artlclesi
mado In the United States.
More than 15,000 mllos of moving1
picture films wore exported from tho
United StatQB In the last fiscal year.,
whllo nearly 3,000 mllos wero lmport-i
ed. The exact length of tho films ex
ported In tho year ending Juno 30.1
1912, whs 80.035,302 feet valued at;
$0,815,060; tho length of films lm-'
ported waB 14,274,786 feet of "posi
tives," valuod at $825,083.
A large proportion of tho motion,
plcturo films now usod In tho various'
parts of tho world aro manufactured
In tho United States. About two
thirds of thoso exported go In tho
"unoxposcd" form, ready for uso In
taking pictures In thoso parts of tho
world to which thoy aro sent Of the
Importations practically all aro "ex
posed" films, views taken In other
parts of tho world for uso In tho
United States.
Boy Punished for 8lapplng Teacher.)
Orcvlllo, Cal. Because Everfett
Mellno, a fourteen-year-dld Chlco
schoolboy, slapped his teacher when
she reprimanded him for playing
"hookey," Judge Gray, as Juvenile
Judgo, has sentencod tho boy to tho
Preston reform uchool until he roach
es his majority. This mennB that tho
lad will be a prisoner for seven years.
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part of a nation's hopo may bo real
ized but through an alien ngencyl
Tho question, moreover, has boon
asked by Intelligent Gentiles whethor
tho temple, It whon constructod,
would bo retnlnod by tho Freemasons
for their own uso or handed over to
tho Jowlsh people "to onablo them"
as ono correspondent suggests, "to
restart their anclont eacrlflcos and
ritual."
DYNAMITER GETS LONG TERM
Manufacturer Tried to Blow Up
Judge and Attorneys of
German Court.
Berlin. How tho German courts
treat dynamiters has been demon
strated by tho Beutence of ten yPHru'
penal servltudo Imposed on former
ly wealthy paper manufacturer named
Frederlch Prltzscho nt Munchen
Qladbnch. Prltzscho figured throughout 1911
In a number of bankruptcy lawsultB.
To rovonga himself on the Judge and
tho two procccutins; attorneys vho
wero active In th litigation, hn sent
each of them early In December a
packago of dynamlto, which would In
evitably havo blown them up If tho
pnrcelB had not been Intercepted by'
tho postofflco officials.
BEES CURE HIS BLINDNESS
Apiarist Saved Oculist's Fee by His
Makers of Honey Whose 8tlngs
Restore Sight.
Chlco, Cal. Whllo changing a
swarm of boos from ono hlvo to an
otbor, George Bailey, who lives near
Placervllle and makes a living selling
honey, but who had boen almost blind
for somo tlmo because of somo oil
ment of his eyes, was stung on tho
faco and eyelids by sovoral of tho
been.
Bailey intended to go to Sacramen
to to consult a specialist with a vlow
of having his sight rostorcd, but tho
bees did the work that ho Intended
tho specialist should try to do. The
effect of the stings has been to re-,
store his sight
thero on the baqk stop are twenty
two mice, two ruts, a squlrrol and a
young rabbit, all dofunct
Some cat, Gingor, eht
Chloago and New York Hit
Chicago. Dr. Alfred Ruple of Bsrj
ltn, speaking for the forty-five geog
raphers of Europo who toured th
United States recently, says thai
neither New York nor Chicago la
typical of the United StaUa.
1 18TH PA. AT SHEPARDSTOWN'
Eye-Witness Tells Story of Crossing
of River by 4th Michigan and
Silenced Battery.
F. A. Ludlow, Holdnn, Mo., compli
ments Comrndo McElroy on his no
count of tho crossing of the 118th Pa.
nt Shepardstown. 1 waB an eyo-wit-ncBs
to thnt affair, writes A. V. Cole
of Hastings, Nob., In tho National
Tribune On Sept. 19, 1862, I think,
tho 4th Mich, was moving down a ra
vino on tho north sldo of tho Potomao,
near Shopnrdstown Ford. A robol
battory stationed on tho south sldo of
the river near tho ford oponed flro on
us. A member of Co. F was killed
and others wero Injured, This Inci
dent did not causo tho regiment to
feel very friendly toward that battory;
and at we approached tho canal which
runs along tho north bank of the riv
er at that point, wo wore halted and
tho Coloned (Chllds) said: "Boys, aro
you willing (without orders) to ford
the river and try to sllenco that bat
tery?" As I remember It thore was no dis
senting volco. Al isald, "Yes." As It
was now getting quite dark, wo filed
down Into the canal. We forded tho
river, captured tho battery, and dump
ed It over the bank. No one on our
side was killed, but two or threo wero
slightly wounded. It was a surprieo
to tho enemy. Thoy hnd not thought
of an attack of that kind after dark.
After accomplishing what wo Btarted
out to do, wo formed for our return to
the north side.
At this point tho wagon raod, or foot
path) ran nt tho foot of tho bluff noar
tho river. As wo wero crossing this
path on our return wo heard tho clat
ter of horses' feot crossing up tho riv
er. Wo waited for tholr npproaoh, and
to their dismay wo took thorn in.
Thore woro seven of them soma
membors of Gon. Loo's Richmond re
porters. Wo returned to our camp on
the north side of tho rlvor without fur
ther Interruption.
Tho noxt morning boforo wo had
cooked our coffco or had our break
fast, wo wero ordorod to return to tho
south bank of tho river. Wo took tho
samo position that wo had occupied
tho night beforo, gathered in a fow
prisoners, a wagonload of flour that
hnd been abandonod, nnd many other
things. I never shall forgot two pris
oners wo captured, ono a long, lank
North Carolinian, tho othor a short
Irishman. Tho North Carolinian com
menced to whine nnd beg, saying ho
hadn't fired a shot But Pat says: "I
fired a shot and will do it again It I
Set a chance." Wo had Bomo rospoct
for tho Irishman, but very llttlo for
tho man that whined. After wo had
accomplished what wo were ordered
to do, wo again returned to our camp
on tho north bank for tho purposo of
getting our breakfast, after which wo
wero to proparo to march.
Whllo wo wero doing this, the 118th
Pa. crossed tho rlvor and took tho
samo position that wo had occupied
an hour beforo. Thoy had boon In
line but a short tlmo whon a strong
forco of tho enemy camo out of tho
woods and attacked tho 118th with
such vigor thnt thoy woro compelled
to retreut. They woro driven ovur
tho bank Into tho river, somo below
tho dam nnd somo above Tho ford
was just bolow tho dam. Thoso that
went in abovo tho dam had to swim
for tholr lives, and I understood nt
tho time that bomo woro drowned.
I believe that this was tho 118th's
first experience as thoy had Just come
to the front They woro known as
tho Corn Exchnngo Roglmont, tho
Pride of Philadelphia. Seventy or 75
of their number wero killed as this,
their first, exporionco. Wo were on
tho north bank of tho rlvqr, whoro wo
could boo ovory movo that was made,
nnd yet we could not get to them In
time to render any assistance Whoso
fault was It that caused tho slaughter
of those noblo Pennsylvania boys?
Neatly Rebuked.
"Rear Admiral Melvlllo ono stormy
morning at sea," said n naval officer,
"bad occasion to rebuke n young of
ficer for wearing soiled glovoH.
"But, sir," the young ofilcor remon
strated, "tho mon havo been bo over
worked in all this dirty weather one
couldn't well ask Uiiii to wbbIi gloves.'
Melvlllo took a pair of perfectly
olean gloves from his pocket.
"'Hero, wear theae,' ho Bald quiet
ly. 'I washed thorn mysolf.'"
A Good Shot.
A dlgnlflod colonel 'decided to show
tho boys how to shoot. It was a dls
tresslng tlmo for thoso around him,
but ho finally fired tho gun and mado
tho dirt fly.
"What did I hit?" he nBked,
"Tho stato of Virginia," wns tho
answer.
,. Too Careful.
"Jeff WtlBon," said tho captain, "you
aro accused of stealing chickens.
Havo you any wltnossos?"
"No, sir," answorod Jeff haughtily.
"I don't Bteal chickens before wit
nesses." Which Way?
"I hoar th' qolonel's at death's
"door," observed an Illinois boy to a
mombor of an Iowa regiment, who
had llttlo use fo rthn officer named.
"Yes," was tho roply. "I hopo tho
pull him through."
There Was a Reason.
Caller (watching MaJ. Blood as he
approached) What a soldierly bear
ing your husband has, Mrs. Blood.
He carries himself so very straight
and erect
Mrs. Blood (without looking
around) I expoct so. He has boon
out all night with the colonoL
Tho Broker's Daughter.
"Will you tako any stock In my of
fer?" asked tho suitor.
"You must first go to par," an
wersd the wlso daughter.
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For Eveiy Baking
CALUMET
BAKING POWDER
Best because it's the
purest. Best because
it never fails. Best
because it makes every
baking light, fluffy and
evenly raised. Best
because it is moder
ate in cost highest in
quality.
At your grocers.
RECEIVED
HIGHEST
AWARDS
jmtA'
World Pur Food!
tltloo, CUeaas, QL
Pari KziMtttioa, FtmmV
Muck, J9UL
Von Jon 'I mm morxy uhtn yen lt&
cheap or btg.can taking po&dtt. Don I
bo mltleJ. Buy Calamti. It mom
economical mon tcholaamo gtot
btttrttulU. CalametUfafmttiit
tour milk and toJe,
Choosing a Wife.
An old Virginia gentleman who sale?
he know the way to pick a wife wa
willing to recommend it to young men.
His advice Is: See how she looks la
the morning! The old Virginia ge
Ueman, when getting married himself
ent hlB valot across the country to
take a look at two sisters In the early
morning. Ono looked well and on
didn't So, ladles, beware) these facta
are Important If true. And true they
are as suro as you are women. Men
hate a woman who looks frowsy la
tho morning.
Tokyo's First Sky 8craper.
With tho completion of a sevsn
tory building, Tokyo is able to boast
of the first skyscraper In Its history.
Tho structure begun In January,
1010, was but recently completed. It
la considered flro and earthquake
proof. It was designed for offices,
and Is especially noteworthy because)
It Is probably tho highest of Its kind
In tho for east
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
OASTORIA, a oafo and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and seo that It
T)Aa tfin
Signature of U&APrMJ&t
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Flotchcra Castori
A Mistaken Idea.
"Tho storm caused mo a great deal
of suffering by breaking all the win
dows In my houso."
"Why, I' always understood that
broaklng windows was a perfectly
pane-less operation."
lira. Window's Bootbtoff Bjrrtip for CMtdrcs)
leelhlng. softens the triune. rlncB InHnmra.
tloD, alljr pain, curtu wind colic, tbo a bottla,
His Job.
"Whnt Is Jaggs doing now?"
"Everybody ho can."
A woman's second thoughts are
nearly always the most unsatisfactory.
ALBERTA
THE PRICE OF
BEEF
IB JIIOH AND HO
is th n 1'iucH ojt
OAXTi,!:.
For Tn the Prorlat
of Altxirtn (Waitora
Canada) w tbo 111
UanclilnsConntr.Mtnr
of thoso runcnen today
An Immenienr.ln fields
mid thA rattlA h&.
claca to the cnltlTatlonof
wheat. oata. barlor and But tha
chance bao niudt) inanr tbuuiands
of American, settled on tbeaa
plains, wealthy, but It baa la
crrnsea the price of lire stocc
Them Is splendid opportunity
now to got a
Free Homestead
o f 190 acres (and another as a pre
lum in tua newer district
uos aluiar e tus or ( rata.
The crop are alwa, tood, to
etlmau 1 azeelleat, se&ouls and
ebarohM are eonTsnlent, markets
splendid. In either Manitoba, Baa
kalcnewaa or Albert.
Band to aba nearatt .Oeaaitaa
Gaveranuoit Aenl
nor
allot
llterator
srslura,
tsoaas
the lateet lalonoatlon.
rat, or wntei osssnatuasai
of ItnmlaraittoBjtiaes, fnaiiii
llataljeltrSXMai,ta
U.6UaaXMfca)St,8.raiat.
aatCeaaltanma. Testes , Vm
um teUVrBntatem.
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