f !' - J- INDUJIW AND raw METHOD OF COOLING ASHES Sprinkling Devloo Invented by Now York Man Enables User to Kill Firs Alio Good Protector. A sprinkling dovioe has boon lmront id by a Now York man that onabloa tho uaer to put out tho flro In the rod hot ejh b rakeA down and sift tbem at once. An upright standard with a horizontal arm Is fastened to a base on tho floor In front of tho hoator. This holds an L Bhapod plpo which has a reservoir for water at tho top and a sprinkler at tho othor ond and which moves about so that tho sprin kler at tho othor ond and which movos about so that tho sprinkler can bo In- FORTUNES MADE IN SEAWEEC I 0 i llf Sprinkler for Ashes, sorted In tho door of tho ash pit or can be swung around out of tho war. A stop cock regulates tho flow of wa ter from tho reservoir to tho sprin kler. It often happens that tho man who tends tho furnace wants to sift the ashes and recover tho good coal at the Ufflo tlmo that ho rokos tho flro down and builds It up fresh. Whon the ashes are redhot this is an un pleasant, If not practically Impossible, operation. Tho sprinkling device horo shown overcomes this difficulty and also acts as an efficient protection from fir os resulting from the removal of too hot ashes. Turned Into Food, Clothes, Boots, Med lolne, Furniture, Fertilizer and Many Other Articles. Seaweed Is rapidly establishing e claim as tho greatest friend of man, and many now uses aro being dlscov orod for It In foreign countries. If the experience of tho Japanese and tho dwellers on the western tfcMf of Norway, Scotland and Iroland is ta be accepted, thero ore huge fortunes to be mado from seaweed. The Jap anose, Including the Formosans, em ploy Homo 600,000 persons In tho sea weed Industries. These are mainly engaged In preparing edlblo products. China alono conBumos $GOO,000 worth of tho golatlnouB articles every year. Tho edible seaweeds of Great Brit ain and Ireland aro advancing In pop ularity oven among London oplcures. Served with roast mcata thoy aro said to be oxtremely palatable Tho London Industry which employs Devonshire and Jnpaneso seaweed In tho manufacture of such dlvorso ob jects as cloth, stout elioes, golf balls, policemen's boots, picture frames, marbled floors and electric switch boards, by no menns monopolizes Its ubos. In Cornwall seawood Is used aa a fertilizer for tho land, In Franco It flndn utility as a stlftoner for innt tresses and a bIzo for straw hats. The nntlvo flshormen of South Australia mako ropos and Ashing nets from local varieties. Iodlno, u chemical of groat medicinal valuo, claims soaweed as Its principal source Tho production of "kelp," or burned seaweod, which Is tho first stago In Its preparation, Ib nn Industry that Is rapidly developing In north western Europe. Tho hardy kelp burners of tho Hebrides and Irish coaot havo now strong rivals In Scandi navia, and In ono Norwegian province nt least tho ro7cnuo from this work nlrendy exceeds that derived from Ash ing and agriculture In America It has bcon found to bo a valuablo Bourco of potash, greatly needed as a fertilizer. IIApyeS peflNGIABLE: D PAINTERS' PISTOL AIR BRUSH Paint Is Contained In Holder Above Barrel and Conveyed to the Surface by a Tube. A fountain air bruah, shaped llko a pistol, and deslgnod for elthor the flno work of an artist or for spraying (painting) largo surfaces, has been SAW HANDLE IS REMOVABLE Saves Carpenter Trouble of Carrying Bulky Tools Can Be Attached to Many Blades. Heretofore to bo equipped for any ort of work that would turn up a car penter had to carry at least three or four saws In his kit, and saws tnko up room. Now a New York man has dovlsed a removable saw bandlo, so that all tho carpenter need take nlong Is n variety of blades, which can bo OUHLE ehlns arc said to disap pear almost as If by magic when subjected to treatment with a BOt of little rollers, which arc bolng used hero for the first time. There Is a tiny Ivory and tortolso shell roller for rubbing away superfluous IIcbIi undor the chin nnd smoothing out tho wrinkles which hnvo a provoking wn of making thcmsolves vlslblo In every young woman's face. This dell cato tollot accessory must be manip ulated with thu utmost enre. The set Includes three rollers, llesldes this sue, which In the simplest of tho throe, thorn Is u roller somewhat, lnrg r, sup plied with n tortolso shell or umber handle and with four tiny Ivory hulls Instead of tho familiar cylinder. This luartctte, working together, yet each having a rotary motion of Its own, Is supposed to change llcsli Into thin air 3r something equally Invisible. The third in tho sot has two rollers, ono being attached to each end of tho tor toise sholl handle. Kuch roller Is de signed to work on n special part of tho faco. A key to tho working plan Is snclosod In each box with tho sot, so that tho amateur will have no dif ficulty whatever In managing the lit tle cylinders nnd halls. And after Bhe has learned tho use of each she need not refer again to the chart. There Ic a delightful new faco cleanser which Is less harmful to the finer skin than sonio of the soaps usod by women nnd which, It Is claimed, will accomplish the cleansing process quicker and more pleasantly than a water aplicatlon. The cleansing liquid comes In two bottles, and they nro to bo mixed In the proportions of two of ono to ono of tho other. Tho solu tion of which a smaller quantity is used is pinkish In color and has a clean, sweet odor. The other liquid looks llko water. When the mixture has been made the face Is cleansed with It by dipping n piece of absorbent cotton In tho liquid and rubbing it gontly all over tho face Cold cream applications nro not so effective as tho liquid cleanser. A delicious cold cream Intended for day use, ono might say, to differentiate It from tho cold creams put on at night to remove soil nnd wrinkles, comes In whlto Jars and Is a dellcato pink In color. Tho cream Is velvety smooth nnd hnB an exquisite odor. 'A little or It should bo applied borore the faco powder Is used. This keeps tho skin smooth and protects it from tho weather. outfit. Imported pencils done up In long, thin silver or gilt tubes can bo hnd In black or shades of brown, so thai when 'Wily used tho lines do not show conspicuously, while the eye brow Is effect I voly nccentunted. Triangular bottles of perfume are a novel Importation from a French spe cialist In this lino of toilet articles. Tho bottles arc shaped differently for the different scents. There Is a squat, wldo bottle, tapering toward tho top, which holds a deep amber liquid of rnro fragrance and allurement. An other trlngulnr bottlo of blunter pro portions contnlun a perfume of quite a different odor. Theso nro sold In leather cases, satin lined, Into which the bottles fit perfectly. Without the aid of scissors or knife tho cuticle around the finger nails can bo kept smooth nnd well pushed back by using a device which has recently been placed on the market The man icure outfit contains a pair of metal pincers about three Inches long, which hold In their tip a tiny disk which looks like rubber. This is about the size of a small lozenge. Holding It firmly In tho pincers tho disk Is first dipped Into n box of salvo which Is a part of tho nail Improving parapher nalia, and nfterward It is rubbed and rolled around the cutlclo to polish off any ragged bits of skin nnd to keep the nail smooth and delicately shaped. i-WW IN fOfl r, Satisfactory Bargains By Molly McMnsler tCorrrltht. Ilil. br Anoclatcd Llttitrr Piatt.) Cetla had chosen the suburb of Kow as a splendid place for her experiment In advertising. It was not far from town, and the houses seemed to be of a more or less distinctive charac ter. "The people there no doubt would appreciate artistic Interiors," argued Cella as she boarded the train. The train was crowded. "Thoy are always crowded," was her com ment an she trailed through tho car looking for a scat. If sho could not find an unoccupied seat Cella always choso to sit beside a mnn. "They usually sit quiet and read their pa pers," sho ruminated as she sat down bcsldo a good-looking man who, though araplo of frame, did not oc cupy more than half of the seat. Ho Bcarcoly looked up when Cella slipped quietly down besldo him. His eyes when tho train had pulled out of tho tunnel swept In every vestlgo of tho passing landscape. Once or twlco he Bat up quickly and peered at somo vanishing scone nnd onco his arm touched her shoul der. Cella drew Into her corner of tho seat. Tho young man evidently mistook her drawing away for peev ness and after apologizing with ex aggerated politeness he returned to a moro frigid contemplation of things passing. Colin felt a certain relief when tho train pulled in at Kow. Nor did sho observe, in her hurried exit that tho young man also had left tho train. Had she known it It would not havo mattered now for Colla's mind was In tent on looking for an old house that would seem lost to all chance of ever having another occupant Sho strolled about nnd began to fear that there woro no old houses In Kow and that sho would havo to try anoth er suburb. Sho turned a corner and thero! A lovely old haunted-looklng houso lay In the midst of a hopeless ly dilapidated garden. Celia drew a breath of Joy. The sign that bore tho agent's nnmo was ilmost a thing of tho past, but Cella Pistol Air Brush for Painters. placed on the mnrkot, says tho Popu lar Mechanics. Tho paint Is contain ed in tho holder ubovo thu barrel, and tho compressed air, convoyed by a lube, pnsses through tho hnnrita of thg curlouB gun Into tho barrel, whero It picks up the paint and sprays It onto tho BUrface bolng painted. The machine Is made In various sizes, ranging from tho flno noodlo polnt apparatus for artists' work to tho sizes used for painting vehicle bodies nnd llko tasks. It is also used to aonio extent In painting tin and metal ware Saw Handle Removed. -stowed awuy lu thu bottom of tho box and not noticed. Each blado Is mado with a slot In tho end that slldos Into tho slot In tho handle Thero Is a locking dovlco In tho handle which holds tho blado ns firmly In placo as If It wero thore to atay. Tho convent onoo of this arrungemont can roadlly bo understood, even by those who aro not familiar with tools, and to tho carpentor himsolf It Is a godsend. Ho can carry a dozen saw blades, If ho likes, In tho spaco needod for ono saw with the handle fast Keyless Lock Is Latest. Tho old Joko about tho gontloman returning homo very lato from his club and vowing ho couldn't opou tho front door bocauso somebody hnd Btolen tho koyholo, 1b Badly out of date at last A forolgnor has Invent d u koyleos lock which requires neither key nor koyholo. Tho lock Is moved by tho knobs or buttons pro jecting nt the right hnnft side. It enn bo BOt In such a way that only the members of tho houso to which It belongs can unlock It, and It la mado In no fowor thnn 38,005 combinations. It Ib unlocked by pulling ono or mo.e of tho knobs upwurds a certain num ber of tlmeB. Instead of using face powder many women aro now applying cold cream which has a becoming whitening ef fect nnd really Is a substitute for tho dry powder. Tho cream, it Is claimed by tho makers, has absolutely no grcaso In Its composition. It hns a llesh tint, and after it has been al lowed to soak well Into tho pores of tho skin tho complexion looks pearly whlto and pink, yet does not have a powdered nppcarance. Tho cream conies In Jars of difforcnt tints to match different complexions. An eyebrow pencil Is considered an Important part of tho modern tollot Tho skirts to the evening dresses nro long, moat of them havo trains, and the trains aro usually mado In tho Ions court length. Many of tho now street and nuto coatB have their collars and cuffs trim med with velvet, corduroy, ratine, bcngallne, braid or satin. There seems to be no end to tho de signs In scarfs Just now and the ma terials used also satin, velvet and fur ns well as lace and batiste The accordion plaited full, straight Jabot Is tho very newest stylo of jabot and appears In black and white. Whether this will supersede tho popu lar side rufllo remains to be seen. Most fashlonablo materials nro rich nnd heavy. Tailored costumes are mado up of thick woolly goods and for suits nnd dresses even plush is used, with heavy chenlllo fringe as trim ming. A double row of buttons of embroid ered silk outlined with button loops of silk on embroidery trim many of tho smartest models from the neck down to the bottom of the skirt, or from the waist line down. "2 .Swlfvrwi cOk itftjtwi. i ill..- w ii rrrir I ' . -3i Vfcg SrSSil Whlto Marabou the Fad. In fancy feathers, tall military pom pons aro approved, and nro worn in mnrnbou, ostrich and coq. White marabou Is tho current fad. Paper Bottles. Tho latest big monopoly Is said to bo a trust which has obtalnod control of every machlno devised for tho man ufacture of paper bottles and other containers for foodstuffs and liquids. The now package or bottlo will bo mado so that It will bo dostroyod when lOpened and muat bo thrown away and a new ono purchased with every pack age of food or liquid. This moans that bottles for milk, vinogar and all liquids and paokagos for butter, oys ters, mlncomoat and everything else oan bo usod only once. This will greatly lncreaso tho cost of living. Extra Leaves for Table. Tho oxtra leaves of an extension ta ble invented by ii I'uiins.vlvtuiluu nro carried beneath tho top when not In use and raised Into place and fastonod thero by turning a pair of thumbscrews. Novel Teacup Cosy IB and it angered her to see this man smilingly nppreclnte it. "Not In tho least," ho told her, ge nially. "In fact, I was regretting the dilapidated condition of tho house. It would bo a fenrful center for my beau tiful gardens." Colin repressed a smile and tnwnrd ly admired his confidence. "Thank you," sho said, a trifle less coldly. "I wish you success," she add ed, and turnod toward tho rouse. "Tho same to you," he called after her and turned to his plans. Wooka sped swiftly by. Out of tho mtns and negloct of years a house that promlsod well far tho agent was In rapid development. Already pco plo passing In great motor cars slowed up as thoy drew near, and many got out to Investigate the artistic prop erty. Tho spirit of antagonism that hnd sprung up botween them on tho sub urban train seemed only to grow in proportion as Tom Gaynor mado of tho gardens a coming show place of Kow, and Cella Roane made of the Interior a homo that niony prospec tive buyers Inspected. Cella, from behind the soft art blinds In tho windows, looked out nt tho big man In tho gnrdens. Each day sho spent many hours looking at tho beautiful flower kingdom that ho had created, and always she tried to carry out a sense of harmony In her own work to match his. Prospective buyers enmo dally to In spect tho property, and as each ono loft Cella heaved a sigh of relief. It had begun to hurt her this showing of peoplo through tho houso that had become a part of her life. Sho won dered If the landscape gardener felt the same jealousy regarding tho place. Onco she could havo sworn that sho saw him turn away nn aristocratic couple who stopped at the great en trance Cella exulted In her heart and resolved to go down In person and ask Tom Gaynor to como In and look at her work. He had not bo much as cast a glanco In her direction during tho long weeks of closo proximity. "At least," thought Celiu, "he hasn't while I was looking." Sho approached her subject In a roundabout way. "I beg your pardon, Mr. Gaynor are you busy?" She flushed slightly when he smiled Into her eyes. "I have been wondering for a long time Just what objection peoplo have to thlg beautiful house hundreds havo look ed at It but nono of them buy." Tho peculiar expression In Tom Gaynor's eyes hold Cella's attention. "If you promise not to be angry I will tell you why." Gaynor's eyes were serious, pleading. Cella caught her breath sharply and something hap py sang within her. Gaynor drew a step nearer and spoke in a deep voice that told Cella many things. "I bought tho house the day I saw you on tho train." "O!" gasped Cella, "perhaps you won't like tho lnsldo of" "I already moro than llko every thing in the houso," Gaynor said. And Cella succumbed. P0C0 CHARLIE'S HARD LUCK Surely His Hoodoo Was on the Job When He Selected New York's Mayor as a Butt for Witticism. If you happen to bo walking on a Now York street, nnd n man ap proaches you, wearing a shiny hat and a V-shaped' beard, do not address him ns "Llttlo Whiskers," no matter how merry you may feel. For It Is just possible that he may be Mayor Gaynor. Everyone knows that Mayori Gaynor bellovos In tho complete liber ty nf tho citizen, and nbomlnntes th misuse of power by tho police. Just the same, Horace, have a care H had Just completed writing an Impas sioned letter ono recent day, In which he hung the police force by a hair over tho bottomless pit because one of their number had nrrcstod a man without evidence for a conviction. And then Mayor Gnynor. who Is a fond pedestrian, stamped out of hlsi ofllco and across the Brooklyn bridge on his way home. Ho encountered ono Poco Charlie, who desired to be comforted with food nnd drink. "Got away," snapped his honor. "Aw," said Mr. Poco Charlie, "yuh ain't sore, aro yuh, Llttlo Whiskers? Lcmmo rub youh'r brush for luck." Mayor Gaynor's eyes are peculiarly cold and gray. Mr. Poco Chnrllo hastily abandoned his desire to stroke tho mayor's whispers. "They was brlstlln' so I think they'd a cut mo," ho confessed later, "and I'd likely come down wit' blood polsonln'." Mayor Gaynor went his way which led to a police telephone on tho bridge. Five minutes later the measured clomp of flat feet might have been heard approaching the spot. The plain clothes men were ordered out, to repress mendicancy In general, and In particular to lead Into grief nnd desolation the gent called Poco Charlie, who had addressed the mayor of our fair city as "Llttlo Whiskers." For the remainder of tho winter Mr Charlie will bo provided with quar ters on BlnckwelPs Island. And the mendicants who had begun to swarm through tho BtreetB until thoy were almost as common as In General Ding ham's term as police commissioner, havo largely faded. Ono mathematic ally inclined pollco officer discussed the event. "Poco Charlie," snld he, "had C.000,047 chances according to the latest cenBus of New York city to win nnd one to lose. And when he called the mayor 'Little Whiskers' ho picked that ono chance and lost." Now York Letter to tho Cincinnati Times-Star. THERE TO RESTOCK WARREN INDUSTRIAL MECHANICAL NOTES Cause of Gangrene. Medical reports havo given many cases of gnngrono as a result of dress ing wounds with phenol, or carbolic acid. In a recent cbbo, a mixture of petrolatum and phenol was mado with jno moans of acuratoly gauging tho trongtb, and the preparation was ap jpUed to a bruised flngor. All soomed jto go woll for sovornl days. Thou gan grene dovolopod, tho flngor turning "completely black, and nmpututlon of the entire flngor was nocosaary. China Buys American Leather. Ono of tho big Arms In Tlon-Tsln, 'China, has received an ordor to sup ply tho Chlnose nrmy with C0.000 pairs of boots, at tho price of about oao dollar gold a pair. Owing to the inferiority of Chinese leather, tho firm decided to buy In America and mako tlie boots In Tlon-Tsln. Cuba imports most of its stono from Canada. Snfoty matches wore first Invented In Sweden In 1855. liaising dogs for tholr skins Is n great Industry In Manchuria. Dy tho addition of pulvorlzod mica concroto Is mado to lmltnto granite. Soda will brighten china that hnB been burned or darkened by long use Egypt has but ono largo manufactur ing Industry the making of ciga rettes. A cloth dipped In hot wntor and thon In bran will clonnso whlto paint without Injury. Last year tho number of cigars smokod in tho United States was closo to eight billion. Pnoumatlo tools nro now used with success In removing fossils from their onensemont of rocks. Tho tiro demands of American mo tor cars during tho present yoar will total at 4,000,000 tubos. A thick pnBto mado of koroscno oil, elftod coal ashes and air-slaked llmo makes a flno polish for brass. A process has bcon Invented In Eng land tor tho artificial production of wood from straw or straw grass. Accumulated In tho mines of tho world thero Ib cuough coal to create 1 5.000,000,000 horsepower for 12,000 Ueara. I'll sketch Illustrates k little homo-mndo contrivance thnt will bo much appreciated by many people ns it Is of sorvlcn for keeping warm tho early morning bed- oom cup of tea that nlways suffers so unless the recipient happons to bo lulto roady for It. It was mado with tho aid of a square tin biscuit box, nnd nB biscuit boxes iro constructed In nlniost ovory con--clvablo bIzo and shape It Is not dllll--ult to obtain ono that will lit com 'ortnbly over a cup and saucer. For :hls tin, and fitting it exactly, a cover SIDE FRILL TO BE BANISHED was mado In flannel and edged with a colored cord carried into threo little loops at each corner. Tho words "Good Morning" wore worked upon ono Bide, nnd tho rover wnH fastonod to the tin by stlches run through tho matortal ami a number of tiny holes pierced in tho Bides of tho tin nonr tho corners. Tho dotted lino In tho sketch Indicates tho cup of tea underneath tho "cozy." ThlB llttlo contrlvnnco will keop n cup of tea warm for some tlmo, and t is by no moans unsightly, and Is easily removed from tho tenpot when tho tea is required. No Lonner Occupies Privileged Posi tion, and Its Successor Is Being Talked Of. It must go. Smart women havo dented It Tho nbUHO of this pretty fushlon Is r.ccountablo for Its downhill. Somo of tho exaggerated examples of tho sldo frills seen this winter have been lnuglmblo. "Heart guards," ono man humorous ly dubbed them. Whon a frill that Is ordinarily In tended merely ub a finish to tho col lar oxtonds so far that it Is necossary to pin It to tho coat slcovo to keop it out of tho way It Ib tlmo to call a halt. What will tnko tho place of tho dis carded sldo frill? Who knows? Thoso who Invent frlpporlos mny already havo tholr brails together settling on somothlng qulto now In neck fixings. Just nt present tho return of tho In vogue for so mnny years, is pre dicted. Plaited tulle jnbots nro also candi dates, but thoy are not practical, al though UBiially most becoming. The Evening Bag. Tho evening bug Is finding a wel come place In tho young girl's ward robe Whether for theater, dinner or dunce, tho satin bags aro very smart, giving a placo for tho fan, opera glasses, gloves or othor needed ac cessories. Theso can bo embroidered fringed with silk, gold or crystai bends, and hnng from tho arm by soft satin ribbons or a largo gold cord. Tho velvot nnd tapestry bags and thoso of cross-stltched Bcrim are moro sovero In outline, but preforred by mnny for moro general dress service Harper's llazar. Pardonable Enterprise. "Nero llddled while Home biirued." "Well, mnybo It was tho first chance ho had over gotten to hold an audi ence. Everybody will stand around to Btralght laco trimmed Jabot, that was watch a big lire." Cekz drew 3 JbreaM of joy. managed by dint of closo scrutiny to mako out tho nnmo of an agent In Kew. She peered into tho big rambling rooms within and auother breath of Joy escaped her. Genius lurked In Colla's eyes. She know that with time and tho consent of tho agent she could turn the lnsldo of that old houso Into a vcrltablo dream of beauty. Sho cast a regretful glanco at tho unkopt garden and shook her head. "My houso will havo to chine llko a jewel If I want peoplo to seo It through this awful ruin of grounds." Hut her spirits wero in no way dampened by tho outlook, but sho had hnr drnamn about landscape garden ing that would set oft tho houso. Onco within tho tiny olllco of tho ugenl, Cella made known her desire. "Thero Ib an old tumble-down houso down thero." Sho pointed her finger in tho direction whence she had come. "I want you to lot m mako over the Interior at my own expense" Celia 6mlled upon tho agent. "I am sorry," ho said, and renlly felt so, "but a chap has only ten min utes ago " "Don't toll mo I can't havo It!" Cella felt on tho vergo of tears. "That houso has beon vacant about fifteen years, and no two peoplo want It. This young chap wanted to do somothlng to tho garden ho says U will enhanco tho valuo of tho prop erty and glvo him tho advertising ho needs." "O!" Cella breathed Joyously. "My plans wouldn't Interforo In the least with his. Do you supposo ho would tnind my doing tho Interior?" Tho agent know that if tho girl looked at tho laudscapo gardoner with Miobo appealing gray eyes ho would no doubt buy tho houso for hor. "You might suggest it to him. His nnmo Is Gaynor Tom Gaynor." Tho agent smiled ns Cella hurriedly loft tho ofllco. This was certainly his lucky day. Cella approached the man who was sitting on n garden bench making a mental picture of tho ruined garden. He looked up, u tlngo of annoyance on his faco. "O!" Bald Cella and dropped back. Tho young man was her companion of tho train. Ho stood up, his hat In hlB hand. Hut Colin was not going to miss this great opportunity to ndvortlso her work. Sho gathered courago and a great amount of aloofness Into her voice "I beg your pardou, but will it In terfere with you lu any way if I decor ate tho 'Interior of this houso?" A M.i nnnr lin,1 innnti,J hor rhonkrt. I "'" ' Normandy Peasant as Ready to Rec ognize Good Thing as Any American Financier. A distinguished Parisian, with a country placo in Normandy, onco maintained near that place a rabbit warren of a few acres in the midst of cultivated fields. Tho enterprise was a source of plentiful income to tho Normandy peasants, who took tho opportunity to plant cholco vegetables in tho ad joining fields. Then thoy demanded large compensation for the alleged damage dono by tho rabbits. After a while, however, tho owner of the warren began to grow tired of tho arrangements. Ho reckoned that undor the existing state of things tho few rabbits he shot cost him about twenty dollars each, which was rather too much, oven for an enthusiastic sportsman. So ho determined to de stroy tho gamo preserve. Thoro wero only four or live bur rows In tho lnclosure, nnd a few fer rets Boon killed all tho occupants. Ono night, nfter all tho rabbits had been destroyed, tho owner happened to visit his former preserve, nnd de tected a man skulking nlong under tho trees with n lwgo bag on his back. Tho owner at once jumped to the conclusion thnt tho mnn had come to steal wood. When ho challenged the Intruder, tho supposed thief took to his heuls, leaving tho bag behind him. It was found to bo filled with rabbits of both Boxes. Tho man was no thief, but a neigh bor of tho Parisian, who, shrowdly reasoning that thero could bo no moro dnmages if thero wero no moro rab bits, had thought it advisable to re stock tho warren. Got Rid of His Creditor. Lespes, tho French journalist, known as "Timotheo Trlram," was onco dis agreeably Intruded on by a creditor, who announced his intention of not de parting until he was paid. Tho credi tor planted himself on a chair, and lospes beheld him, with consternation, draw bread and cheese from his pock ets, as though to fortify hjmselt against events. Several hours glided by; Lespes had resumed his writing uu finished an article The creditor showed no signs of moving. Suddenly Lespes rose, and with bits of newspa per began carefully blocking all tho apertures through which air could como into tho room. He theo made, preparations for lighting a charcoal fire; but before applying the match, pasted on the wall, just opposite the creditor's eyes, a paper thus laconical ly worded: "Take notice that wo died of our own will." "What are you do ing?" exclaimed the creditor, uneasily. "Your society would render life intol erable, so we are going to commit sui cide together," answered Timothee tranquilly. It Is needless to say that the creditor decamped. Mule Had Peculiar Taste. Tho following message: "Mule ate piano shipped. Send another next boat," was recolved by a local piano houso In Now Orleans recently, from an "up river" purchaser whoso $500 Instrument had beon forwarded via Mississippi rlvor steamooot. In Its usu al pine box tho piano was lnstnlled on tho lower dock next to n lanky, sleepy-looking mulo bound for tho cot ton fields of tho upper bends. Al though provided with plenty of oats and liny, tho mulo ripped off a portion of the plnno box, disposed of six octavos of black and whlto Ivory keys and ran tho chromatic scale up to "g" In tho treblo clef. Ho bad gnawed away tho mahogany panols in front, masticated felt dampers nnd hammers by tho dozens anu compiotoiy wrecked tho melodious "Insldes" of tho Instrument. Costly Job. It was snowing and Miss Urban looked out upon tho Newcomb's subur ban garden and thought: "How can anybody live In tho suburbs?" Just then Mr. Ncwcomb wandered Into tho room and sho asked: "Who clears off that path to your front gate after a snow?" "Oh, I havo a man do It," Iip re plied. "It's such a short path, I should think you'd do It yourself," remarked Miss Urban. "It is less expensivo to hire a man," responded Mr. Newcomb. "I tried do ing it onco myself nnd it cost mo sev en dollars. You see, in tho first place, I had to buy a snow shovel, that was $1.50. Then I ruined a perfectly good pair of buckskin gloves that was an other $1.50 and then, Just as I was In tho middle of tho job, 1 caught tho string of my eyeglasses In tho handle of tho shovel and sent the glnsscs emash against ono of tho piazza posts; that was four dollars more I can hire a man to do the Job for n quarter." A Slight Misapprehension. "My son Is very strong," sold tho proud mother of tho collego nthleto, with a gratified smllo. "Ho told mo ho put down a pony of spirit yester day." "I'll bet," muttered tho disgruntled neighbor, "that it was a pony of bran dy." Explained. "What hnvo you got in tho pnekago, Mary?" "My now ball gown." "I know It was too small to bo your lunch," Always Scored a Hit. Tho aged, wrinkled gamekeeper whistled his dog, and scratched his towsled head before turning to tho compnny. "Yes, sir," said ho; "the rummlest master I ever had wore old Parson Sharpo. As blind as a bot ho were." "And did ho go shooting?" ex claimed tho audlonce in the village worklngmen's club. "Shooting!" replied tho gamekeep er, with a sort of contempt at the question. "Ay, that ho did. Yes, he shot rog'lar. When ho was In the woods and anything roBe, I'd cry: 'Birds, sir!' nnd then I'd run behind the parson, and tho dogs'd run behind me" "And then?" asked tho nudience "Then tho old gent'd blazo away with both bnr'ls." "And did ho over hit anything?" "Oh, yes. Sometimes it wur a cow or a horse or a pig or a dog. Now and again It wur a man. Hut ho al 'ways hit something. Ho wero n cer tain shot ho wore!" Answers. The Difference. Daughter (dollghtedly) And did ,you really consent? Father ConBont! My stars. I had to! The man de monded your hand llko n highwayman .holding up a coach. Consent! I bo llovo, from tho way ho lookod and acted, ho would havo knocked mo down If I hadn't Daughter Oh, It can't bot You must havo been dream ing. Why, when ho proposed to mo ho trembled so that ho could hardly speak. V