- nvSHfy' rtyr "-T-V-T i f!SkOTA COUNTY HERALD. w. X s MOTTO-AU The News Wkta It Ii Htm. VOL. 20. DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1011. H& r. - -;r. aiE, i-mrsy -ri, -. TAFT TRAP FOILED THIRTY-SIX STICKS OF DYNAMITE AND A FUSE ARE PLACED UNDER BRIDGE. TRAIN SAVED BY WATCHMAN He Exchanges Shots With Two Men Discovered on Southern Pacific Railroad Structure Over Which President's Special Was to Pass. Santa Barbara, Cat. Had it not seen for the vigilance of C. 11. Erotic, a section foreman, the special train bearing President Taft from Son Francisco to Los AngeleB probably would have been blown up with dyna raito 20 miles north of hero. Four hours beforo the Taft train was duo on the Southern Pacific Brown dis covered 36 sticks of dynamite under the Cairtan viaduct. The dynamlto was found after the watchman ongaged in a revolver bat tle with two men, who escaped. The dynamlto was discovered at two o'clock in the morning. The pres ident's train passed over the bridge at 5:51. The night watchman saw two men on the bridge shortly before two o'clock. They were at the op posite end of the 1,000-foot span nnd ran when ordered to halt. The watchman hurried across the bridge, firing several shots, which were re turned. After the pair had escaped in the darkness the watchman returned to the bridge and began an Investiga tion. Near the center of the span, lodged on one of the supports of the viaduct, he found the 36 sticks of dynamlto with a ten-foot fuse at tached to one of tho sticks. He left tho And untouched, going immedi ately to Santa Barbara and notifying the officials. Sheriff Wines of Santa Barbara county went at once to the bridge with several deputies and removed the dynamite. A general search Is being made for tho mon. JUSTICE J. M. HARLAN DEAD Oldest Member of United States 8u s preme Court Succumbs to Attack &i of Acute Bronchitis. , A . Washington. Associate Justice John M. Harlan of the Supremo court of the United States died at his home here of acute bronchitis. Ho was seven ty.- "eight years old, " Justice Harlan was the oldest mem ber of tho Supreme court, for years was' conspicuous In Kentucky poli tics, once was candidate for tho Re publican nomination for vice-president of the United States, was a fore most constitutional authority and was prominent in the councils ot tho Presbyterian church. Justice Harlan had been ill with acute bronchitis less thnn a week. Mr. Harlan was commissioned an associate justice of tho United States Supreme court November 2D, 1877, taking his seat as a member ot that body December 10 ot tho same year. HAIL LA F0LLETTE AS LEADER I Progressive Republican Conference indorses Wisconsin Senator for President In 1912. -i Chicago. Senator Robert M. La Toilette of Wisconsin was Indorsed for the Republican nomination for president in 1912 by the 200 delegates in attendance at the national Progres sive Republican conference here. Indorsement of the Wisconsin progressive came after a long session of specchmaklng in the enunciation ot principles which were in part re ported back to the conference by the committee on resolutions. The platform of principles as em bodied in tho resolutions makes no mention of the tariff, nor does it In clude the progressive principles of tho lnltiatlvo and referendum. r m RECORD OF FUND KEPf Attorney Tells Senators as Much as p. vi.ouu unarmed nanas ana no " Account Was Kept. Milwaukee. Money was distrib-' uted so liberally by Senator Ifiaac Stephenson during his campaign for nomination at tho primaries in 1908 that sums as great at $1,800 were paid out without any accounting ever being given or asked. , George H. Gordon. United States at torney for tho western district of Wis consin, so testified beforo tho sena torial Investigation committee. Be fore bo hold any public office, but trhllo counsel for tho Chicago & Northwestern railroad at La Crosso, Gordon said ho was paid $1,800 out of tho 5107,793 Stephenson campaign fund to bo used In tho senator's In- toresL D. E. Rlordan of Ashland, Wis.. testified that ho spent $3,200 of the Stephenson fund. Town Marshal Is 8laln. Hardin, III, Elmer Carter, agod twenty-two years, was brought here from Kampsvllle, ten miles north ot Hardin, and placed In tho county Jail charged with having fatally ttabbed Charles A. Rose, Kampsvlllo's town marshal Rose died soon after he was stubbed Frerch Airman Dies of Fall. RheLr.s. Franco Aviator Level, whose sKull and spine were fractured v.hcn 1m l"U with his maclilno whllo juaMng SD. l8 dc0'' SEVEN DIE, 24 HURT FREIGHT CRASHES INTO PASSEN GER NEAR FORT CROOK. 8urgeons at Army Poat Render Flnrt Aid to Victims Gov. Gilchrist of Florida Assists. Omaha, Neb. As a result of a hoad on collision between a north-boUnd passenger train and a fast freight on tho Missouri Pacific railroad near Fort Crook, seven persons aro dead and twenty-four aro suffering from injuries moro or less serious. Tho injured were rushed to tho post hospital and tho surgeons from tho fort were the first on tho scene to give attention to thoso hurt. The scene of tho accldont was with in less than ono mllo of tho post. Tho passenger was belated and was en deavoring to mako up time. At this i point tho Missouri Pacific and Burling- ' ton aro parallel and within 100 foet ot each other. Each engineer thought the other train was on tho Burlington track, a slight curve preventing a realization of tho impending collision until tho locomotives wero within 100 yards of each other. Tho smoker completely telescoped tho -chair car, most ot tho dead and injured being In the lattor car. The dead: F. W. Potrlng. Nebraska City.' Neb. O. W. Keoler, Atchison, Kan. Mrs. Fred Rottman and daughter Marcin, Nebraska City. A. W. Sprague, St. Joseph. Miss Frances Lillian Knnka, actress, Seattle. Unknown negro woman, forty year old. BATH TUB TRUST SMASHED Government Wins Case at Baltimore and Alleged Illegal Combination s Must Dissolve. Baltimore, Md. Tho "bathtub trust" Is ordered dissolved. Tho government won its suit against the Standard Sanitary Manufacturing company and others, and a decree handed down by Judge John C. Roso in tho federal circuli court hold the concern to be in violation of tho Sher man anti-trust act and a combination "unreasonably" restraining trade. The decision Is sweeping. Edwin P. Grosvenor, special assistant to the United States attorney, and United States District Attorney John Philip Hill of Bakimbro, who conducted the case for the government, stated that the decision supports, the govern 'bient's contention on every point ROYAL DUKE IN CANADA Connaught Is Sworn In as New Gov ernor of British Dominion with Imposing Ceremony. Quebec. Tho duke of Connaught, the new governor general of Canada, arrived in tho harbor last night aboard the steamer Empress ot Ireland. There was a crowd at the dock, but his royal hlghnoss and the duchess remained in their suite and only a few officials and friends gained tho privilege of welcoming them to Canada. The official landing of the duke and duchess took place this morning and l tho ceremony of swearing in tho duke . followed shortly afterwards in parlla ' ment. WILEY GETS QUEER QUERY Florida Association Asks "Is It Legal to Offer Officials Money Under Name of Reward?" Washington. "Is it legal and do yon aprpove offering public officials money undor the namo of a reward? Please answer." This was tho unusual eliding of a telegram received by Dr. Harvey W. WHoy, the government's chief chemist, from the Florida Citrus and Vegetable Shippers' Piotectlve association in re lation to the unripe orango controv ersy that has come beforo the depart ment. Dr. Wiley took under advisement this question ot public morals until he finds out, as ho says, "what they are driving at" TAFT'S SPADE STARTS FAIR President Takes Leading Part In Cele bration Marking Opening of Pa-nama-Paclfic Exposition. San Francisco. Actual work on the Panama-Pacific International exposi tion, to bo held In 1916, was begun when President Taft turned the first spadeful of earth at tho fair site. Tho ships of tho Pacific fleet, riding at an chor in the harbor, joined In the cele bration and tho lino ot march ot tho spectacular military parade waB thronged by thousands. The ground brenklng took place at tho stnudlum In Golden Gate park, which occupies a part of tho slto of tho fulr. Whisky Kills Two-Year-Old Child. Yonkers, N. Y. Ulanda Markuccl, two years old, Is dead here as tho re sult of having gulped down nn ounce of whisky. The child got hold of a flask of whisky and took two or three swnllows. Bishop Van De Vyver Dies. Richmond, Vn. Bishop Van de Vyver of the Roman Catholic diocese ot Richmond, died here of complica tions resulting from a severe cold. Ho was born in 1844 In Haesdnock, Belgium NEAT BUT i:WSL lIIS stfbpr? Uncle Sam Shows One of His Latest Designs In Wall Paper. TREASON IN PEKING REBELLION SPREADS OVER ALL CHINA REPUBLIC REPORT- ED PROCLAIMED. FOREIGN MARINES LANDED Terror Reigns and Fires Rage In Hankow Rebels Fall to Maintain Order Prisoners Sot Free Pillage . and Loot Scores Killed. Peking. Tho rebellion is spreading rapidly. A well-defined rumor says that a republic has been declared at Wu-Chang and that tho rebel louder at Hankow ,has notified the foreign consuW"that a new' government has 'been established. Peking, 1,000 miles away from the rebel stronghold, In tho center of the .province Is threatened with tho fate of Hankow, a largo part ot which has been destroyed by fire and where hundreds of Mauchus have been killed. The government decided to con centrate its efforts to save Peking and unprecedented military activity within tho walls ot the great city Is the result. Thirty thousand troops, v:ho were to havo departed for the military maneuvers at Kaltong, Bre on tho move In tho streets and sev eral other divisions of the army are entraining for the suburbs. That Peking can be saved Is deemed Impossible. The garrison Is known to bo partially disloyal nnd It Is feared the first uprising will be tho signal for a wholesale desertion, which con mean, nothing less than the destruction of the city. IChang and Yo-Chow have been taken nnd hundreds of their Manchu residents slain. A dispatch reports a battle at Chungking and predicts the early fall of that city. The troops at tho great military postB at Paotlngfu and Tientsin, a few miles outside or this city, are reported to bo ready to join tho In surrectlonlsls. It Is teported that Chanshn, tho capital of Hunan, has been captured and that the yamens of tho viceroy and the Tartar general havo been burned. VVild dlsoider prevails at Hankow TUo revolutionists aro making every effort to restore order In the city. Great numbers of criminals who were liberated from tho prisons and the Hooligan element are pillaging and foraging what few buildings remain standing. Tho foreigners have not been mo lested as yet. A division ot allied for eign marines havo landed to protect tho foreign concessions. Thoy art commanded by tho Japanese admiral, Kewashlma. Tho women nnd children wero taken aboard tho warships, or which there are two Americans, two Japanese, three Brlllsh and one Ger man. Standing a short distance from these ships Is a Chinese squadron of six battleships Several other foreign vessels are on route Owen WUter Denies Illness. Rlgby, Idaho. Owen Wlster, tho author, left his ranch In Jack aon's Hole. Wyo.. for a hunting trip. Uefore leaving ho saltl thnt rumors of his 111 health were unrounded nnd that ho expected to leave for Now York October 16. French Nobleman a Suicide. Now York. Eugene do Montlgny, a French nobleman, who has been em ployed hero (or some years as art manager for a firm of Fifth avonue decorators, commlttod sulcldo nt his home. His wife attributed his net to 111 health. Ties Child Wlfo to Pole. Potchogue, N. Y. Dr. Wltflam C. Willis Is in tho stato asylum for tho Insane us the result of his action In tying his blxteen-year-old wlfo to a telephone pol NOT GAUDY 9m &fit?rsitimrcai PEACE OFFER MADE TURKEY MAY ACCEPT ITALY'S PROPOSAL TO ANNEXjTRIPOLI. Constantinople Paper Sayts 1,600 ot Invading Army Are Sliln Cor respondents Barrfcd. Constantinople Italy ' has made propositions that aro expected to bring peace. It proposes to auhex Tripoli and pay indemnity. Italy is to con trol nil civil and military affairs, while the caliph Is to bo supremo In all re ligious affairs. ' The Sabah "publlshesh, dispatch stat- j lug that a large Italian forco uttacked a detachment ot Turks entrenched in the hills outsldo of Tripoli and were replused after a long and jsovcro bat tle Tho Italian casualties aro given as 1,600 killed and wounded?' Notice has been given to all Italian newspaper mon In Turkey that thoy will be expelled In 24 hours. Rome, Italy. Four aeroplanes havo arrived hero from France. They will be sent to Tripoli, where It Is proposed to mako the first experi ments in tho uso of flying machines In actual warfare They will be piloted by Italian officers, who will undertake to drop bombs Into tho enemy's en campments. JOHN R. WALSH IS PAROLED Former Banker Leaves Leavenworth Prison for Chicago Home After Serving More Than Year. Leavenworth, Kan. An order from Washington paroling John R. Walsh, the former Chlcngo banker nnd rail way president, was received at tho Federal priBon here. The prisoner at onco began preparations for tho start homo. Mr. Walsh up to tho tlmo of his pa role had served one year eight months and twenty-six days of his flvo-year sentence Tho order of parolo arrived from Washington. When told that ho was to bo rcloascd the age'd prisoner plain ly showed his pleasure Tho aged banker's Hon met his fath er as ho emerged from the prison gates and accompanied him homo. WOMEN ARE GIVEN BALLOT Lato Returns In California Turn De feat Into Victory for Suffragist Amendment. San Francisco, Cal. Woman suf frage has triumphed In California. Straggling returns hnvo wiped out tho ' maJorJty previously recorded against tho amendment, and slnco this tuui tho margin In favor of tho omoud ment has iucreubed steadily. Totals show the result to bo ob follows: For suffrage amendment, 119.8C0; against, 117,779; majority for umemlment, 2.051. These flguros roprofccnt tho returns J from 2,877 precincts out of 3,121 ot , the state. As vlrltually all of tho re-. malnlng precincts are In counties which havo given suffrago majorities. It Is reasonablo to suppose thoy will Increase this margin. Italy Launches Fourth Dreadnounht. Genoa. Italy launched an other dreadnought, tho fourth wlthlu a short space ot lime Tho now light ing machine Is tho Glullo Cesaro. Dies In Auto Collision. Toledo, O, Frank Henderson, thirty-three, was killed and flvo other mon wero slightly Injured when an automobllo driven by Henderson struck a buggy near tho Toledo Yacht club ntid turned ovor. 2,500 Are Victims of Dogs, Now York. Twenty-nvo hundred persons wero bitten by dogs In Now York city during tho first eight months of tho present year, according to tho returns rfrlved by tho dopart- 1 ment of health. BIG SUM OF MONEY WHAT NEBRASKA WILL SPEND FOR FARM EDUCATION. FIGURES COMPILED BY MELLOR They Are Brought Out by An Inquiry. Coming From a Canadian Official. Nobrnska will spend $748,000 In ag ricultural education this year, accord ing to figures compiled by Secretary Mollor of tho state fair bonrd, In answer to tin Inquiry from a Canndlau official. This sum Includes tho $100,000 school at Curtis uiul tho nionoy expended on tho Btato fair. Agalnot tho expenditures Mr. Mollor plncos a ciedlt of $177,000. levenuo from tho stato fair, reducing the not uxpendituto uf tho stato to $571,000. "Tho purposes Tor which this sum is spout by tho stato Is tabulated lu this manner: Salary roll for coIIcko ot agri culture. InoltulliiK that paid fur oxporlmeutul purposes ut Lincoln from thu mill tux, Is about c.t 70.000 Malntonnnro jmlil to farm de partments from the mill tax U nbout JO, COO Cosh expended by depart ments at tho farm accumu lated liy their farm gales In about 2u,000 Tlin Adams fund 15,000 Tho Hatch fund 15,000 Kxtcnslnu fund, por year 17, GOO AKrtcutturnl botany Invi-nUtta- tlon , ... 3.000 llntomoloKy Investigation MOO IIok cholera luvostltrnllons,... . 1G.O0O North rifttto submUtlon, ....... 20.000 Valentine Hub-station 1R,000 Seottsblurt Hiib-Htuttnu 5,000 Ciilbertson sub-station 15,000 Southwestern Agricultural school, Curtis 100 ''GO Conservation cominlnslon, for the blenutum C,000 State geologist, tor tho blun- nlum 10,000 State votorlnailHii 21,680 Pure food commission ..,,.,, n 41,280 Uurcau of statistics 0,r.KO Kxpomlltures at Mtato fair 158,000 Stnte appropriation for build ing on fair groundH 15,000 noti id of horticulture fi.oon atate Poultry association 2,000 Corn Improver"' HRsorlntlon.... 2,000 State Dairymen' association... 2,000 Imnrnmri T.ivo Mtock Ureedars' association ..... 2,000 Agricultural building at the I HI III ..... ...... ...... Fnrmom' Institutes 35,000 Nebraska rural life commission 2,500 Totl $748,20 Falls to Get Jewish Colony. Labor CommlBsIonpr 'OyyTV?."0 went to Chicago to bid for a Jewish colony to settle on Nebraska Jnnd, enmo home-without tho prize 1m; sought, by lught with him pros pects of "s hlng Just as good. Tho Jewish colouy will go to tho Wheat land district, seventy miles north of Cheyenne. Mr. Ouyo Is organizing an association to solicit hoBiesookors nnd to furnish Innd for immigrants, but as tho association 1ms not boon complet ed ho was not In a position to mako any doflnlto offer to tho Jewish col onists either as to price or location of land. Nebraska's Surplus Products. According to figures compiled by Labor Commissioner Guyo, Nebraska's shipment of surplus products has In creased onormously In tho Inst year. Tho figures expressing units of pro ductlon, pounds, bushels, dozens, etc., nro grouped togothar nnd total 2.8'55,525,43C for 1910, as against 1,050,520,241 in 1909. Improved Railway Sanitation. Sanltnry conditions of Nobrnska r&llrond stations and passenger trains aro to bo Investigated by Btato Health Inspector H. H. Wllfon Tho chief surgeons of tho railroads are nskod to meet with tho Roard of Secretaries In November In order to consldor tho general question of Improved rnllway sanitation. Expense of 8tate Institutions. Land Commissioner " Cowlcs hns compiled a statement showing tho amount or vouchers ullowed for Sep tember for tho payment of mainten ances, salnrlcs, ropalis, cash, expen ditures and other expenses of stnte in- l Htltutlons. Vouchers nllowcd In Orto- "0" amounted to $3.GG(J.22. November 3 Is Fire Day, Flro Wnrdbn Randall Iiub sent a lottor to newspupurs giving imtlco thnt Friday, Novomber 3, Is flro day. Ho nays: "The legislature of 1911 passed a law designating tho first Fri day of Novoinbor ns stato lire day, and provided that this department should publish nnd furnish n toxt book to all of tho schools of tho state. I am sending you herewith a copy of tho text book. You will find tho gov ernor's proclamation printed in full In this book. Corner Stone Laid. Tho cornerstone of tho First Church of Christ, Scientist, has boon laid. Tho structure Is to cost $100,000. The Typhoid Situation. Lincoln health officors may apply to tho fedoral government for tho services of n sanitary engineer to In vestigate tho typhoid fovor situation In tho city. State Board Sells Bonds. Tho stato board of educational lunds and funds has sold $0,000 of Idaho 4 por cent bonds to tho First National bank of Wyinoro und will reinvest tho proceeds lu C per cont bonds issu'id by tho town of Ansolmo. Tho Idaho bonds wero sold ut par WILL PAY VOUCHERS. Stnte Board Allowed to Institution. Build New Accurdlng to a conclusion reached by Chancellor Avory of tho stato unl vorslty with regard to tho operations of tho Eastman Agricultural school act, It will, for the" purposo ot this act, at least, be considered a division of tho unlvoralty. The regents' approval of all vouch ers for expenses Incurred by the state bonrd Is required by tho Eastman law, and nothing can bo dono toward tho fulfillment of that act until the board Iiur consented to the payment or such claims ns como up in conncc tlon with tho new Curtis school, t.'hnncollor Avory hns signed tho first voucher for tho first money to bo spent by tho Btato board for tho now school, h $10 payment on land bought for the institution which is to bo erected nt Curtis. "It was suggested to me that I could not approvo tho board's expenso vouchers ns long as I know nothing personally of whore tho monoy was used," said Chancellor Avery, "Thnt In frequently the case In all of tho university departments, however. Thoro nro so many Horns presented that It Is Impossible to kcop track of lliein all and thoro is no other way than to take tho word of tho heads of tit departments. I shall do oxnetly tho same way with tho vouchers pre sented by Land Commissioner Cowlcs nnd the board. Tho unlvoralty regents will, of course, visit tho now school ftoin tlmo to time to sco that the work Is going on na It should, Tho school uftor Its completion is to bo given over to the university as ono of its adjuncts." Tho division of authority rolativo to tho paying out of monoy by tho noard of Public Lands nnd Ilulldlngs and subsequent control of tho school by tho noard of Regents of tho stato uni versity wns thought by oppononls ot tho bill nnd thoso who opposed its lo cation ut Curtis to bo its weak point, and It was thqjight that an nttnrk on this line would bo mado boforo the first vouchor making tho law effect ive had been signed. New Bank Incorporated. Thu Commercial Exchange bank ot I Doniphan, Hall county, has, filed artl- ciob or incorporation ana nns re ceived a charter from the stato, bank ing board. Tho organization has a capital fltork or $15000 and has sot aside $G00 for tho depositors' guarnn.' 4ee fund. H " W' Present From Canai Zone. Two largo sea shells from the-coast of Panama wero mado as a present recently to Captain Eddy of the Lin coln fire department. They camo from Fred Dcbbro, a former member of tho Lincoln department, who Is now sta tioned In the canal zone. Governor to Make An Addrflto. Govornor Aldrlch will deliver an Important address In November bo foro commercial clubs at Kansas City, Mo. Ho will Bpeak of tho necessity ot state control of Interstuto rtes and their relation to the producer and consuinor. Pennies for a Church. Governor Aldrlch was asked to con tribute sovornl feet of copper pennies to the Indies' society of tho Methodist church at Madrid. The governor was not In his office, but Secretary Fuller sourrlod around tho state house nnd succeeded In socurlng twenty-one nnd tou-slxtconths feet of pennies, or f 3.46, which wns forwardodto Madrid Appealed to 8upreme Court. Tho United Surety company has appealed to tho supremo court from judKra".'" amounting to 19,000 against William Q. Morton, contractor for state buildings nt Norfolk. Mer ton quit tho Job before It wnB com pleted and fnlled to pay four firms all of the money due them. State Irrigation Problems. Tho second annual meeting or llit Nebraska state Irrigation association will bo hold November 14 and 15 at Bridgeport. A call has been Issued by President T. G. Eggloston and Secre tary W. r Mlnort Mnny points of vi tal Interest to Irrigation In Nebraska will bo takon up, Speakers of national promlnnnco will bo present to deliver addresses Problem for Regents. Tho bonrd ot managers of tho stntt fair met to transact routine business and try to close up tho business of tho recent stato fair. Informally tho mora borB discussed articles In nowspapors which urge the university regents to mako an oducntlonnl agricultural ex hibit at tho stnto fair for tho bonofit of fnrmors who attend tho fair. It Is said that Hvo tlmos as mnny farmers would see such an exhibit of tho work of tho university agricultural depart ment thnn will visit the stnto farm in ono year. Tho question of making an annual oxhlblt at tho fair was pre sented to the regonts. Depositories for Postal Savings. Two of tho four Bttto banks In Lin coln havo been designated as deposi tories for postal savings banks in this city, tho funds to bo distributed among thorn according to their capi tal stock and surplus. Bonds must bo deposited to guarantee the deposits, the minimum doposli to bo covered by tho two state banks being $5,000. No otfort Is to bo mudo in this stato to udvance a propsltlon similar to that advanced In Wisconsin that stato banks should bo ruled out ot the de pository business. APE ON BIG SPREE WRECKSHOTELBAR "Dare-DevjJ Spike," a Native oft South Africa, rtaiww the Devil Generally. FIREWATER HIS FINISH Monkey Takes Liking to1 Ulquor am Gives Good Imitation of n Pitt, burp. Millionaire on am "O: Urn Joyful." Now York. John Hampton) pros perous auto dealer, recently returned from South Africa," bringing a large apo, which ho christened "Dare-Devi) Spike." Ho and Spiko found accom modations at Iko Hlrschorn'8 hota here, and ono day Hampton let Spl "set 'om up" for everyone in the tel bar. This cavo Bnlkn hi fl drink, and gave him tho dealre for it! Nobody minded much, however, uatflf tho monkoy drifted downstairs fro&l its master's room shortly before dayrsj and gnve a good imitation ot a Pitts burgh millionaire on a sproo. Ono morning recently before tho bttrr' room wns opened for tho day tho apet appeared to have a thirst of tho sort' which only seasoned drinkers aro sup posed to possess. Spiko sneaked, outr of Hampton's room, slid down the ban ister and deftly entered tho bar room! through an open- transom. When Carl' HaRsenfieck, Hirachorn's lunch-counter man, appeared on tho ncono shortly after 5:00 a. m. he found Spiko In the1 stnte ot exhilaration peculiar to som college students after winning a foot ball game. Spiko greeted Hassenfleck with a shrill cry of welcomo, followed by & heavy tumbler, which missed the man's right ear only because. Hassan--fleck had learned to dodgo In hlai youth. Jimmy Samponi, a porter, went to the lunch mnu'a resctle, with tho result that the two meat passed an unenviable tlmo hiding be hind the lunch counter in a storm of JtsXWVS- ln,-h"ttlm.-nltaa.-knlvfls., forks, and other objecta. Several of p Spike's outshoots, Hassenfleck said afterward, would vita for him a place "Spike" Extends GreaUng. in a major league. Hampton waB nroused from n'od by employes of the hotel, who observed iho excitement from afar. He entered tho saloon, and Spike, delighted at fresh sport, took aim at him with tho largest glasa left standing. "O, nix oa that!" Hampton ex claimed. "Come on I I'll buy you a regular drink!" Tho monkoy Instantly lot a plate fall and lenped Joyfully toward Its master, who seized him tightly and transported him to his room to sleep off tho effects of tho spree. Hlrschorn then took an Inventory of his loss, which ho conservatively estimated at "more thnn ?B0." Hampton Said it he couldn't mako Spiko pay he'd pay him self. Funeral for Live Corpse. Pottsvlllo, Pa. Relatives of Peter Mugal, who was an inmate of the Schuylkill county almshouse several miles south of this place, wero noti fied of his death and mado prepara tions for his funeral. When tho un dertaker received tho remains at Shenandoah tho mourners crowded around In tears. When the casket was oponed It was found tho body was not that of tholr relative. Indignant, the family of the dead man sent the undortnkor to tho almshouse to get tho right body. When ho reached the Institution ho found Ma gal hale and hearty Tho body Bbipped In mistake was that of Charles Guardln, It waa promptly sent back and consigned to the anatomical board, r Ladles Swipe R. R. Towels. San Francisco, Cal. Twenty-en thousand dollars' worth of towel wero "lost" by tho Southern FaolSe railroad last year and from that rea son women who ride on Its Urals and boats will be compelled to fur pish their own towels hereafter. If J$) I (J Li 9 '" ' , - ,...Ar "VK $ -' f$ l -JVl '-il iil ti