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Mr. Grahame-Whlte was compelled to decllno the young woman's kind In vitation. RASH ALL OVER BABY'S BODY Itched So He Could Not Sleep "On July 27, 1909, wo loft Boston for a trip to England and Ireland, taking baby with us. Aftor bolng In Iroland a few days a nasty rash catno out all ovor his body. Wo took him to a doc tor who gavo us medlclno for him. Tho trouble started In tho form of a rash and was nil ovor baby's body, head and face, at dlfforont times. It Irritated, and ho would scratch It with all his might. -Tho consoquenco was It doveloped Into sores, and wo wero afraid It would loavo nasty scars on his faco. "When wo reached England wo took baby to anothor doctor, who said his condition was duo to change of food and climate, and gavo moro medlclno. Tho rash got no bettor, and it used to Itch and burn at night so bad that tho child could not sleep. Ho was com pletely covered with It at different times. 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Til Hhs wimmm .rrfriN tun frtMPr, V&z e BBON oDjkL LOUIS JOSEPH VAHQK AUlHOft OF "THE BRA8S BOWI." ETC. HllUBOTlMniKDHS by W! WAMTBffiS qopyhicmt or Louis jascm vancs 8YNOP8I8. David Amber. atartlnp for a. duck-ahoot-Ing- vUlt with hla friend. Qualn, oomw up on a young; lady equaatrlan who haa txon dlimountnd by her horao becoming; frlht onod at the nudden appearance In the road of a burly Hindu. Ho declared he U Bnharl Lai Chattertl. "the appointed mouthpiece of the Bell." addreaaoa Amber aa a man of high rank and presalnjr a myotnrioim lUtle bmuii bar, "TSc T ken." Into hla hand, disappears In the wood. Tho fflrl calls Amber by name. Ho In turn addroaaea her aa Mian Sophie Fan-oil, daughter of Col. Farrell of the Britlah diplomatic aervlce In India and vlalUnff tho Qualna. Several nlghta later the qualn homo Is burglarized and the bronze box stolen. Amber and Qualn so hunting on an laland and bocomo loat and Amber la loft maroonod. Ho wanders about. Anally rearhca a cabin and reo ocnlzoa aa Ita occupant an old friend named Hullo n. whom ho laat met In Knff land, and who appeam to be In hiding, when Miss Farrnll la mentioned Button la atrangely agitated. Chattorjl appeara and aummona Button to a meeting of a myatorloua body, riutton aolzca a revol ver and dashes aftor Chattorjl. Ho ro turna wildly ozclted, aaya he haa killed the Hindu, takoa polaon, and when dying nska Amber to go to India on a myatert oua errand. Amber docldca to leave at once for India. On the way ho aenda a letter to Mr. Labertouche, a aclentlfio friend In Calcutta, by a quicker routo. Upon arriving ho nnda a note awaiting him. It dlrocts Amber to meet lita friend At a certain place. Th" latter tella him ha knowa hli mission la to got Mlaa Far rell out of the country. CHAPTER IX. (Continued). As Amber left tho room Labertouche extinguished tho lamp, shut and locked tho door, nnd followed, catch ing Amber by tho arm and guiding him through pitch darknoss to tho hood of tho stairs. "Don't talk," ho whlnpored; "trust mo." They de scended an interminable flight of stops, passed down n long, echoing corridor, and again descended. From tho foot of tho second flight Laber toucho shunted Anbr round through what seemed a vorltable mazo of pas sages In which, however, he was evi dently at home. At length: "Now go ohoodl" was breathed in Amber's ear and at the samo time his arm was released. He obeyed blindly, stumbling down a rooking corridor, and In a minute moro, to his unutterable rollef, was In tho open air of tho bazar. Winking with tho abrupt transition from absoluto night to garish light, he skulked In tho shadow of the doorway, waiting. Beneath his gaze Calcutta paraded Its congress of poo plea a comprehensive collection of specimens of every trlbo in Hindustan and of nearly every othor raco In tho T?9rld haldfiH. Llko a fat, tawdry moth In hlB gar monta of soiled pink, a babu loitered past, with never a sidelong glance for tho loaferlsh flguro In the shad owed doorway; and tho lattor seemed himself absorbed In tho family of Eu rasians who woro shrilly squabbling With tho kuopor of vegetable stall ad jacent. Dut presently he wearied of their nolso, yawned, thrust both bands deep In his pocketB and stumbled away. The bazar nccoptod him as a brother, unquestioning, and ho picked his way through it with an easo that argued nothing but absoluto familiar ity with his surroundings. Dut always you may bo sure, ho had tho gleam of pink satin In tho corner of his eye. In tlmo broad Macb.ua bazar streot recolvcd them Pink Satin and the satlorman out for a night of It And now Pink Satin bogan to stroll more sedately, manifesting a livelier Inter est In tho sights of tho wayside. Am ber's Impatience for ho guessed that they neared tho goldsmith's stall In creased prodigiously. Without warning, Pink 8atln pulled up, extracted from tho recesses of his costumo a long, black and vindictive looking native clgHr, and lighted It, thoughtfully exhaling tho smoke through his noso whllo ho stared cov etously at tho display of a slipper morchant whoso stand was over across from the stall of a goldsmith. With truo oriental deliberation Pink Satin finally made up his mind to movo on; and Ambor lurchod heavily into tho premlsos occupied by one Dliola BakBh, a goldsmith. A customer, a slim, handsome Ma layan youth, for tho moment hold the attention of tho proprietor. Tho two wero haggling with characteristic en joyment over a transaction which oemod to Involve less than twenty rupees. Amber waited, knowing thai patience munt ho his portion until tho bargain should bo struck, Dtiola Uaksk himself, a lean, Bharp-featurod Mahrolta gray with ago, appraised with a Blnglo look tho now customer, and returned his Interest to tho Ma lay. Hut Amber garnered from that Blanco a sonsatlon of recognition. Ho wondered dimly, why; could tho gold smith have bean warnod of his coin ing? Two or throo moro putatlvo custom ing Idled Into tho shop. Beyond Its throshold tho stream of natlva llfo rolled on, ceasolosBly fluent; a pageant of tho middle ngos had boon no moro fantastic and unreal to western eyes. Now and again a wayfarer paused, his Intorest attractod by tho goldsmith's rush of business. Unexpectedly tho proprietor mado substantial concession, Monoy passed upon tho lnBtant, sealing tho bargain. Tho Malay roso to go. Ohola Uaksh lifted a stony Btaro to Amber. "Your pleasuro, sahib?" ho Inquired, with a tlilnly-velled sneer. What noed to show doforenco to a down-at-tho- Hints for Housecleaning 'Irnc y Instructions for Men Which Will Enable Them to Get the Task Donr in Short Order. Uousecloanlng tlmo Is drcadod Just !f by a groat many people, but tho lUougbtful huulvjid may got It through llh In short order. Washing win lows, for Instance, Is always gono ttoait It. such an awkward way, tho Vto&tM! tola? wiu&ed In Btatu quo. I bo)l sailor from tho port? "1 want monoy I want to borrow," said Amber promptly. "On your word, sahib?" "On security." "What manner of security can you offer?" "A ring an emerald rlns;." Dhola Baksh shrugged. Ilk oyos shifted from Ambvr to th encircling faces of the bystanders. "I am a poor man," ho whlnod. "How should I have monoy to land? Come to me on the morrow; then mayhap I may have a fow rupees. Tonight I havo neither cash nor tlmo." Tho hint was lost upon Ambor. "A tone of price " be persisted. With a dtsturbod and apprehens4v look, tho monoy-lender rose. "Come, then," ho grumbled, "If you must'' A volco cried out behind Amber "Hohl" moro a squeal than a cry. Intuitively, as at a signal of danger, ho leaped astdo. Simultaneously something llko a beam of light sped past his head. Tho goldsmith uttered ono droadful, choking scream, and went to his knees. For as many as three seconds ho swayed back and forth, his foatures terribly contorted, his thin old hands plucking at the handlo of a broadbladcd dagger which had transfixed his throat. Thou ho tumbled forward on his faco, kicking. Tbero followed a slnglo instant of Busponso and horror, then a mad rush of feet ns tho street stampoded Into tho ahop. Voices clamored to tho skies. Somehow tho lights went out Amber started to fight his way out As ho struggled on, making little headway through tho press, a .hand grasped his arm and drew him an other way. "Mako hneto, hazoor!" cried the owner of tho hand, In Hindustani. "Mako haste, lest they sock to fasten this crime upon your head." CHAPTER X. Maharana of Khandawar. Both hand and voice might well havo been Labertouche's; Amber be lieved they woro. And the darkness rondored visual Identification Impossi ble. No shadow of doubt troubled him as ho ylolded to the urgent hand, and permitted himself to be dragged, moro than led, through the reeking, milling mob, whose numbers seemed each lnBtant augmented. He had thought, dully, to find it a difficult matter to worm through and escape, but somehow his guldo seemed to havo llttlo trouble. Kver since that knlfo had flown past his cheek, his instinct of self preservation had been dominated by a sereno confidence that Pink Satin was at hand to steer him In safety away from tho brawl. He thanked his stars for Labertouche for tho hand that clasped his arm and the voice that spoko guardedly In his car. And then, by the light of tho street, he discovered that his gratitude had been promaturo and misplaced. IHb guldo had fallen a pace behind and was shouldering him along with al most frantic energy; but a glanc aside Bhowed Amber, In Labertoucho's stead, a chunky llttlo Ourkha In tho fatiguo uniform of his regiment of tho British army of India. Pink Satin was nowhoro In sight, and It was Im mediately apparont that an attempt to find him among the teomlng hun dreds before tho goldsmith's stall would bo aa futllo as foolish If not fatal. Yet Amber'B impulso was to wait, and ho faltered something which ecemad to exasperate tho gurkha, who fairly danced with ox oltemnnt and Impatience. "Hasten, hazoor!" he crlod. "Is this a tlmo to loltor? Hasten oro they charge you with this spilling of blood. Tho gods loud wings to our feet this nlghtl" "But who aro you?" demanded Am ber. "What matter Is that? Is It not enough that I am horo and woll dis posed toward you, that I rlBk my skin to save yours?" Ho cannoned sudden ly against Amber, shunting him un ceremoniously out of tho bazar road and Into a narrow black alloy. Simultaneously Amber heard a cry go up, shrill nbovo tho clamor of the mob, Bcreamiug that a whlto sailor had knifed tho goldsmith. And ho turned pale beneath his tan. "You hear, hazoor? Thoy aro nam ing you to tho pollco-wallahs. Cornel" "You'ro right." Ambor foil Into a long, freo wtrldo that threatened quick ly to dlstnnco the gurkha's Bhort nturdy legs. "Yet why do you take this troublo for mo?" "Why nsk?" panted tho gurkha. "Did I not stand behind you and boo that you did not throw tho knife? Am I a dog to stand by and soe an Inno cent man yokod to a crime?" He laughed shortly. "Am I a fool to for got how groat 1b tho generosity of kings? This way, hazoor I" "Why call mo king?" Amber hurdled a heap of offal and picked up his paco again. "Yet you will find mo generous, though but a sahib." "Tho sahibs aro vory genorous." Again tho gurkha laughod briefly nnd unpleasantly. "But thli Is no tlmo for words. Savo your breath, for now we must run." Ho broke Into a springy lop', his chin up, elbows In and cheat distend ed, his quick small foot slopping re- so to speak. A Blmpler way Is to take the wlndowB out and Bond thorn to tho laundry Dusting tho pictures Is also usually attended with much hard work. A quick and slmplo plan Is to tako hold of tho frauio firmly uud swing tho pic turo back ana forth, hitting It sharply against tho wall each tlmo. This dis lodges the dust, which rnllfl o thn floor and may easily be swept ud. fgardlessly through the vicious mud of the unpaved byway. By now the voioe of the chase had subsided to a dull and distant mut tering far behind them, and tho way was clear. Beyond Its age-old, Inerad icable atmosphere of secret Infamy there was nothing threatening In the aspect of the neighborhood. And the gurkha pulled up, breathing like a wind-broken horse. "Kaally, hazoor I" he gaaped. "There Is time for rest" Willingly Ambor dropped Into a wavorlng stride, so nearly exhausted that his legs shook under him, and he reoled drunkenly; and, fighting for breath, thoy stumbled on, sldo by side, in the shadow of the overhanging walls, until as they neared a corner the gurkha halted Amber with an im perative gesture. "The police, sahib, the police!" he breathed, with an oxprcsslvo swoop of his hand toward tho cross Btreet. "Let us vait hr? till thy paaa." And in evident panic he crowded Amber into tho deep and gloomy rocess af forded by a door ovorhung by a bal cony. Taken off his guard, but with grow ing doubt, Ambor was on tho point of remonstrating. Why should tho police concern themselves with peaceful wayfarers? They could not yet hare heard of tho crime in the Bazar, mllos distant But as he opened his lips ho heard tho latch click behind him, and before ho could lift a finger tho gurkha had flung himself bodily upon him, fairly lifting the American across tho theshold. Thoy went down together, tho gurkha on top. And tho door crashod to with a rattlo of bolts, leaving Am bor on his back, In total darkness, be trayed, lost, and alono with his ene mies. . . . Ambor went temporarily mad with rage. Ho was no stranger to fear no man with an imagination is; but for the tlmo being he was utterly fool hardy. Ho forgot his oxhaustlon, for got tho hopelessness of his plight, for got everything savo hlo Insatiable thirst for vongeanco. Ho was, In our homely Idiom, flghtlng-mad. One Instant overpowered by and supine beneath tho gurkha. the nest A Comprehensive Collection of ho had flung tho man oft and bounded to his foot There was the automatic pistol In his coat pocket but, he, con scIoub that many hands wero reaching out In the darkness to drag him down again, found no tlmo to draw It Ho seemed to feel the presence of tho nearest antagonist, whom he could by no moans see; for ho struck out with both bare, clenched fists, ono after the other, with his weight behind each, and both blows landed. Tho room rang with the sounds of the struggle, tho shuffle, thud, and scrape of feet both booted and bar, tho hoarse, harsh breathing of tho com batants, their groans, their whlsperB, their low, tonso cries. , And abruptly It wm over. He was borne down by sheer weight of num bers. Though he fought with tho Insanity of despair thoy wero too many for him. Ho went a second tlmo to tho floor, beneath a dozen half nude bodies. Below him lay another, with an arm encircling his throat tho olbow benoath his chin compressing his windpipe. Powerless to move hand or foot, ho gavo up . . . and wondered dully why It was that a knlfo had not boon slipped botween his ribs between tho fifth and sixth or In his back, beneath the loft shoulder blade, and why his gullet re mained unsllt. Gradually It was forced upon him that his captors meant him no bodily harm, for tho present at loast His wrnth subsided and gave place to cu riosity while he reatod, regaining his wind, and tho nntlvet squirmed away from htm, loavlng ono man kneeling upon his chest and four others each pinioning a limb. Thoro followod a wait, whllo somo sovoral persons Indulged In a whisper ed confabulation at a dlatanco from him too great for their words to bo articulate Then camo a croaking If you havo no vaouum cleaner, you may Improvise one with an old blcyclo pump by attaching a funnel to tho nozzlo. Then work tho pump back ward, so that, Instead of forcing tho at out It will bo drawn In. Tho rugs may soon be cleaned In this way. Washing tho woodwork Is another futllo procedure Simply got a few gallons of paint and paint over tho grlmo on tho woodwork. To ropollsh the hardwood floors, toko your wlfo's manicure buffer and sit down In a comfortable position f 111 vavi I ify-d A."' ,-a.I Vr , .I umsy IP) H4- laugh out of tho darkness and words intended for his ear "By Malang Shah I but my lord doth fight like a Rajput!" Amber caught his breath and ex ploded. "Half a chance, you damned thugs, and I'll show you how an Amor Icon can flijhtl" But no had spoken In English, and his hearers gathered tho Import of his words only from his tone, apparently. Ho who had addressed him laughed applauslvely, "It was a gallant fight" he com mented, "but llko all good things hath had Its end. My lord is overcome. Is my lord still minded for battle or for poace? Dare I, his servant, glvo or ders for his release, or " Here Amber Interrupted; stung by the bitter irony, ho told the speaker in fluent Idiomatic Hindustani precise ly what he might expect if bis "lord'1 ever got tho shadow of a chance to lay hands upon him. T7i grim cackling laush followed his words, a mocking echo, and was his only answer. But for all his de fiance, ho presently heard orders is Bucd to take him up and bear him to anothor chamber. Unexpectedly ho was let down upon tho floor and released. Bare feet scur ried away in tho darkness and a door closed with a resounding bang. He was alone, for all ho could say to the contrary alone and unharmed. Ha was moro: he was astonished; he had not been disarmed. A flood of lamplight leaped through some opening behind him and showed him his shadow, long and gigantic upon the floor of oarth and a wall of stono. Ho wheeled about, alert as a cat; and tho sight of his pistol hung steady between tho oyos of ono who stood at case, with folded arms, In an open doorway. Over his shoulder was vlsiblo tho baro brown poll of an attendant whoso lank brown arm held aloft tho lamp. Ono does not shoot down in cold blood a man who makes no aggressive move, and ho who stood In tho door way endured Impassively the muto threat of the pistol. Above Its sight his eyes mot Amber's with a level and unwavering glance, shining out or a Specimens of Every Tribe. dark, set faco cast In a mold of in solenco and pride. A bushy black beard was parted at his chin and brushed stiffly back. Between his thin hard lips, parted In a shadowy smile, his teeth gleamed whlto. Standing a head taller than Amber and very gracefully erect In clothing of a seml mllltay cut and of regal magnificence, every Inch of his pose bespoke power, position, and tho habit of authority. At once Impressed and irritated by his attltudo, Amber lowered his weapon. "Well?" ho demanded queru lously. "What do you want? What's your pnrt in this Infamous outrage?" On the other's faco the faint smile became moro deflnlto. Ho nodded non chalantly at Auiber'f plntnl. "My lord intends to shoot?" he enquired In English, his tono courteous and suave. "That's as may be," retorted Am ber defiantly. "I'm going to havo sat isfaction for this outrnge if I die got ting It. You may count on that first and last" Tho man lifted hla oyobrows and his shoulders In doprccntlon; then turned to his attendant "Put down tho light nnd leave us," ho said curtly in Hindustani. ""Bowing osoqulously, tho servant en tered and departed, leaving the lamp upon a wooden shelf Braced against ono sldo of tho four-square, stono. wallod dungoon. As ho went out he closed tho door, and Ambor noted that it was a heavy sheot of iron or steol, very substantial. His faco darkened. "1 prosumo you know what that means," ho Bald, with a significant jerk of hlB hood toward tho door. "It'll novor bo shut on mo alono. We'll leave together, you and I, If wo both go out feet first" Ho lifted tho pistol and took tho measure of tho man, not in any spirit of bravado, but with ab and go to work. You will bf surpris ed nt what a pleasant way this will bo to while away tho ovonlngs. Judge. Gladstone and the Heckler. Mr. Gladstone was altogether intol erant of tho hocklor. During his last Midlothian campaign he was ques tioned by Sir, then Mr., John Usher of Norton, who had once been Glad stone's chairman ot commltteo, on the subject of the Irish proposals, which sundered so many political friend solute sincerity. 1 trust I make my meaning plain?" "Most clear, hazoor." Tho other showed his teeth In an appreciative smilo. "And yet" with an expressly outward movement of both hands "what Is tho noed of all this?" "What I" Amber choked with re sentment "What was the noed of nes ting your thugs upon mo of kidnap ing mo?" "That, my lord, was an error of Judgment on tho part of ono who shall pay for It full measure. I trust yoa wero not rudely treated." "I'd llko to know what In biases you call It," snapped Amber. "I'm dogged by your spies heaven knows whyl lured to this place, butted Every Inch of Hla Pose' Bespoks Power, Position and Habit of Au thorlty. bodily Into the arms of a gang of ruf fians to be manhandled, and finally locked up In a dark coll. I don't sup poso you've got the nerve to call that courteous treatment." Ho had an advantage, and knowing it, was pushing It to tho limit; for all his nonchalance tho black man was not unconscious of tho pistol; his eyo never forgot It. And Amber's eyeB left his not an Instant. Despite that tho fellow's next move was a distinct surprise. Suddenly and with superb grace, be stepped forward and droppod to ono kneo at Amber's feet, bowing hla head and offering tho hilt of hla sword to tho American. "My lord," he said swiftly In Hin dustani, "If I havo misjudged thee, if I havo earned thy displeasure, upon my head bo it See, I give my life into thy hands; but a little quiver of thy forefinger and I am as dust . . . An 111 report of thee was brought to mo, and I did err In crediting It. It Is truo that I set this trap for thee; but see, my lord! though I did so, it was with no evil Intent. I thought but to mako sure of thee and bid thee welcome, as a faithful steward should, to thy motherland. . . . MahaRao Rana. Har Dyal Rutton Bahadur, heaven-born, king of kings, chosen of tho Voice, cherished of the Eyo, beloved of the Heprt, h"n of the hone and flesh of tho flesh of the Body, guardian of the Gateway of Swords! . . . I, thy servant, Sallg Singh, bid thee welcome to Bharuta!" Sonorous and not unplcaslng, his voice trembled with lntenso and un questionable earnestness; and when It ceased ho remained motionless In his attitude of humility. Amber, hardly able to credit his hearing, stared down at the man stupidly, his h?ad awhlrl with curiously commin gled sensations of nmazement and en lightenment. Presently he laughed shortly. "Got up," he said; "get up and stand over there by tho wall and don't bo a Billy ass." "Hazoor!" There was reproach in Sallg Singh's accents; but he obeyed, rising and retreating to tho further wall thero to hold himself at attention. "Now nee here," began Ambor, de signedly continuing his half of tho conversation, In English far too much misunderstanding had already been brought about by his too-ready fa miliarity with Urdu. Ho paused a llt tlo to collect his thoughts, then re sumed: "Now seo here, you'ro Sallg Singh, maharana of Khandawar?" This much ho recalled from his con versation with Labertoucho a couple of hours gone. "Hazoor, why dost thou need ask? Thou dost know." Tho Rajput on his part, steadfastly refused to Tetura to English. "But you are, aron't you?" "By thy favor, It la oven so.' "And you think I'm Rutton Hot Dyal Rutton, as you call him, tho for mer maharana who abdicated In your favor?" Tho Rajput shrugged expressively, an angry light in his dark, bold oyes. "It pleases my lord to Jont," ho com plained; "but am I a child, to be played with?" "I'm not Joking, Sallg Singh, and this business Is no Joko at all. What I'm trying to drive into your head Is the fact that you've mado the mlstako of your llfo. I'm not Rutton and I'm nothing llko Rutton; I nm an Ameri can citizen and " (TO BE CONTINUED.) Threw Cream Away. She was a city bride, who had never beforo taken n hand In housekeeping and knew but llttlo about things In tho kitchen. A few mornings ngo Bho got after tho milkman. ' "What's tho matter with your milk?" she said, with great vohemance. "I don't know," ho replied. "What do you find wrong with It?" "Well," she said, "every morning It Is covered with a nasty yellow scum." "And what do you do with tho scum?" "Why, I skim It off, of courso, and throw It In tho garbflgo can." Farm ers' Guide. ships. To ono or two Inquiries a curt roply was given. "Am I to under stand" Mr. Usher was beginning. "Understand !" The old statesman leaped to his feet "I am responsible for tho understanding that the Al mighty has put in this skull ot mine," tapping his forehead. "I am not re sponsible," pointing his finger at the questioner, "for the understanding that ho has put in that skull of yours." Tho effoct of this rebuke was over whelming. Mr. Usher Bank speechlosj Into bis seat 5Evvg pig jfer -AGO You'll be de lighted with the re sults of Calumet Baklnir Uowder. No disannoinls no flat, heavy, eoKKV biscuits. cake, or pastry. Just tho lightest, daintiest, most uniformly raised and most deli cious food you ever ate. Rotd MtlMit rnrard WorM'l run roea cxpo.lUon, w.iv. iu, SEEMS EASIER TO REMEMBER Remarks of Writer In Cleveland Plain Dealer Appear to Contain Much Sense. There Is a new science called mne monics, which is trying to get Itself Introduced into our public schools. We have no knock on this science only It seems to us to be a roundabout way of arriving at facts that you ought to remember right off tho bat. It ap pears to work something In this man ner: "When was Lincoln bom?" asks the teacher. "1 f-f-forget," whines tho pupil. "Naturally you do. Go at it right. How many Muses are there In mythol ogy?" "Nine." "Right. Now double that number." "Twico-nlne's-elghteen." "Right again. Multiply it by 100." "1800." "Good. Add tho number of Muses to that." "1809." "Aha! That's when Lincoln was born. Why don't you learn the scien tific way of getting nt these things?" As wo said In tho first place, It's a noble science, but we'd rather remem ber dates. Cleveland Plain Dealer. This One Is on Hugh. "When I came into the Union sta tion the other morning, after traveling all night," said Hugh Rellly, at the Commercial club, "I went into the barber shop. 'When you spend the night In a sleeping car,' I said to the barber, 'it doesn't Improve your per sonal appearance, does it?" "'Woll, said ho, as ho looked me ovor, "I don't know how you looked when you started, but perhaps you're right." Washington Herald. A Paraphrase. "You tako close notice of the places to which people are Invited." "Yes." replied Mrs. Curarox; "In our clrclo invitations are the sincerest flattery." A FINE NIGHT-CAP Tho Best Thing In the World to Go to Bed and Sleep On. "My wife and I find that 4 teaspoon fuls of Grape-Nuts and a cup of hot milk, or somo cream, with it, makes tho finest night-cap In the world," says v an Alleghany, Pa., man. "Wo go to sleep ns soon as wo strlko tho bed, and slumber llko babies till rising time In tho morning. "It Is about 3 years now slnco wo be gan to ubo Grapo-Nuts food, and wo always have it for breakfast and be foro retiring and sometimes for lunch. I was so sick from what tho doctors called acuto Indigestion and brain fag beforo I began to use Grape-Nuts that I could neither eat sleep nor work with any comfort. "I was afflicted at tho samo time with tho most lntenso pains, accompan ied by a racking headache and back ache, every tlmo I tried to eat any thing. Notwithstanding an unusual pressure from my professional duties, I was compelled for a tlmo to glvo up my work altogether. "Then I put myself on a dlot of Grapo-Nuts and cream alone, with an occasional cup of Postum as a runner up, and sometimes a llttlo dry toast I assuro you that In loss than a week I folt llko a now man; I had gained six pounds in weight, could sleop well and think well. "Tho good work went on, and I was soon ready to roturn to business, and havo been hard at It, and onjoylng it ovor slnco. "Command m nt any tlmo any one enquires as to tho merits of Qrapo Nuts. You will find mo always ready to testify." Namo given by Postum Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. Road tho llttlo book, "The Road to Wollvlllo," In pkgs. "There's a reason." fiver rend the above letterT A new one appears from time to lime, ' They are ccnuloe, true, and full of bumaa tetcreat. "ii . !M7 i-"-w r bJGMjd 'jJiJU